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[ERROR] No.28656491 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

How did Little Jim the Human convince the Dread Sharks to let them join their pirate fleet? Aren't pirate sharks notoriously xenophobic?

>> No.28656498

Are you blind?

Mermaid poon, son. Right there on his shoulder.

>> No.28656518

>>28656491
But can they see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

>> No.28656885

>>28656518

>> No.28657001

>>28656491
Noserubs

They are bigger cutebolds

>> No.28657562

>>28657001
Cutebolds are the biggest faggots, so no. Also sharks hate getting their nose touched.

They love belly rubs, though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Mbz1Caiq1Ys#t=110s

>> No.28657888

>>28657562
the reason they go tonic with the noserubs is they're willing t stop swimming to get more noserubs because it feels so good. hell your video says they love noserubs.

>> No.28658004

>>28657001
>Implying cutebolds are not the best for nose-rubs.

>> No.28659080

>>28656491
because little Jim isn't called "Little" for his size, but for the size he makes his victims into.

>> No.28659185

Little Jim the Human has sharks for hands. Respect.

>> No.28659456

Delicious Delicious noodles

Fleshy Jimm can cook surprisingly well

>> No.28660343

>>28656491
how did that guy fasten his belt with no fingers

>> No.28660378

>>28660343
I'd assume somebody else fastened it.

If a fuckhuge land-shark tells you to help him put on his belt, are you going to argue with him?

>> No.28660407

>>28660343
I think he has stubby fingers, you just can't see them.

>> No.28660443

>>28660407
He does. But he only has two fingers, check the hand holding the merfolk.

>> No.28660454

>>28656491
Pirate ships were notoriously multicultural. In a time when most white people has never seen a colored person, pirate ships had blacks, native savages, etc. fully integrated into the crew.

I can only assume this would apply to a fantasy setting as well. Maybe shark-people in general are racists, but their pirates would probably be cool with sailing on a ship full of all sorts of cut-throats.

>> No.28660464

>>28660378
i thought that too, but why would a shark-man that massive need pants? he can't use his pockets, his dick is inside of him (i think that's how shark dicks work), and his skin is probably better protection than the pants; i think the shark man just has his pants put on cause he's actually very lonely and likes the interaction with whoever pants his pants on--being a man shark probably is a very isolated life

>> No.28660478

>>28660443
Yeah, it looks like it's curved inward to me. I dunno, maybe he also has psionic powers.

>> No.28660542

>>28660464
Why do lizardfolk girls wear shirts over their tits, despite not having nipples or nursing their young?

I'd assume he wears pants to be socially accepted by mammalian races.

>> No.28660568

>>28660542
but why would he care about being accepted unless he is self conscious?

>> No.28660684

>>28660343
That's what they have Jim for.

>> No.28660704

>>28656491
Them sharks is crazy, mang...

>> No.28660740

>>28656491

Why do I find him so attractive, hmm...

>> No.28660862

>>28656491
But everything change that night, when Little Jim got himself a sharkmermaid. And one thing led to another, and Little Jim got a lot of rep in the sea.

>> No.28660892

>>28660542
Maybe they do.

Fucking fictional races, how do they work.

>> No.28660977

>>28660892
Yeah? But they don't.
Your move.

>> No.28662692

>>28660343
That's what he's carrying the mermaid for.

>> No.28662731 [DELETED] 

>>28660862
>shark mermaid
That clearly looks to be a different 'shark' than the sharkman in OP.

>> No.28666199

no one posts skad

>> No.28666298

>>28660464

>shark man

>he has arms, legs, stands upright, breathes air

>so obviously his dick is exactly like a normal shark

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