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[ERROR] No.28540294 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Would it be possible to play a Sister of Battle off in a comedic light? If not the Sororitas, then possibly from the Order Famulous or Hospitalier?

>> No.28540307

I cant see an sister of battle cooking...

>> No.28540313

>>28540307
Maybe if she was cooking with a flammer.

>> No.28540315

>>28540294
They're very much all about "no fun allowed". I'm pretty sure that's an actual rule no matter what Order you're part of.
>>28540307
Sisters Famulous are trained in it.

>> No.28540321

>>28540307
>What did you do to these eggs?
>Purged them.

>> No.28540324

>>28540294
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Sisters_of_cleaning

>> No.28540325

>>28540307
But there's one right there in that picture.

Besides, who else is going to cook for the Sisters? Their girlfriends?

>> No.28540345

>>28540315
Teach yourself.

>> No.28540364

with the right group, ANY character can be played in a comedic light.

Recommendation based on image: She takes the "bride of the emperor" thing seriously, and plays like a 1950s sitcom mom, wearing pearls and heels to do her cleaning, all that Jazz.

Also she's kind of condescending to the party Spess Marine, because as a Bride of the Emperor, that makes her his stepmother, and she's just trying to support and love her children, and lord knows they don't make that easy.

It's not heretical. But only just barely.

>> No.28540365

There's nothing wrong with good clean Imperial comedy.

"What compelled the disbelieving, humanity-betraying filth to cross the road?"--oh, you've heard this one before?

>> No.28540372

>>28540345
I can't imagine having candles on your head would be very comfortable once they've been lit for some time unless if you like hot wax dripping down on your head. I also cannot figure out how that strip of cloth is hanging on to those candles.

>> No.28540381

>>28540372
>he doesn't like hot wax dripping onto his head

>> No.28540383

>>28540364
>here's a story / of an inquisitor named Brady
>busy with three acolytes of his own

>> No.28540386

>>28540372
The answer to both your questions is is "faith".

>> No.28540390

>>28540372
They're future candles which don't melt. The cloth is embedded into the future wax.

>> No.28540398

I think the comedy would come from the other character's response to the no-fun mode of SOB

>> No.28540411

>>28540398

>> No.28540416

>>28540372
The noble family she was assigned to had a history of dealings in slaaneshi acts. One such act was that a constant onset of slight pain is necessary for any who worked under the family.

>> No.28540427

>>28540383
>All I ever hear about is how Robert did this, or how great Robert is. ROBERT ROBERT ROBERT!
>Oh Horus, your father and I both love you just as much as Robert.

>> No.28540507

>but Emperor, I wanna beee in the Cruuuusaaaadeee! Waaaaaah!

>> No.28540514

>>28540398
>>28540411
This bugs me because she looks like Ebon Chalice but Ebon Chalice sisters use red weapons and have red lining to their habits.

>> No.28540557

>>28540507
>Lucy as a lost Primarch
I'm ok with this!

>> No.28540563

>>28540325
Servitors, clearly.

>Insert Techpriest.jpg

>> No.28540577

>>28540557
>legion disbanded after chocolate STC incident

>> No.28540581

shitsters of baddle

>> No.28540607

>>28540577
This Lucy Primarch idea needs a writefaq

>> No.28540610

>>28540294
In a Rogue Trader game we played one of the characters in our party was a Sororitas we picked up as the only survivor of a brutal battle that wiped out her convent. We weren't about to take a huge detour to return her to her Order, so we told her we'll drop her off whenever convenient but in the meanwhile she has to work for her food

The comedy was largely in her reactions to the irreverence of Rogue Trader standard operating procedure and our Lord Captain trying to get her to sleep with him because "he never had a bolter bitch before".

>> No.28540688

>>28540294
Of course it's possible! from one of the militant orders even!

>> No.28540739

>>28540610
Brilliant.

>> No.28540797

I'm fairly sure the combined efforts of the Schola Progenium and the Adepta Sororitas could completely destroy ones personality and sense of humour, but more likely not.

I don't see anything wrong with having an Adepta filling a comedic role.

And another thing: Sisters are allowed to have a haircut besides that bowl bob cut, right? I understand some stuff won't be practical under a helmet, but surely some variation is allowed. Even the Astartes are allowed to look a bit different.

>> No.28540798

>>28540610
>"he never had a bolter bitch before"
Also perhaps I should note this was explicitly why we picked her up, at least according to Lord Captain.

Otherwise we were there to loot the remains of the battle which we sat out while twiddling our thumbs.

>> No.28540858

>>28540797
Nope. Anything else is hairesy.

>> No.28540859

>>28540307

>> No.28540878

>>28540859
Wasn't it "we know our place"?

>> No.28540884

>>28540798
>Otherwise we were there to loot the remains of the battle which we sat out while twiddling our thumbs.

didn't she hate you for it?

>> No.28540897

SoB thread?

>> No.28540908

>>28540324
Oh god, not this again.

>> No.28540915

I can imagine one being situationally funny like Teal'c from Stargate

>> No.28540936

>>28540915
Indeed.

>> No.28540961

>>28540936
You say that a lot.

>> No.28540963

>>28540897
Obviously. I need more SoB pics

>> No.28540973

>>28540961
Do I?
I had not realized.

>> No.28540982

>> No.28540996 [DELETED] 

>>28540973
That picture gave me a lesbian boner... Something about her face.

>> No.28540998

I should really go to bed. It's thanksgiving today and I need to clean up...

>> No.28541011

>>28540996

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>> No.28541042

>>28540996
>BTW IM A GRILL

>> No.28541048

>>28541042
I forgot the rule. It's gone.

>> No.28541054

>>28540858

>> No.28541070

>>28540884
So what if she did?

It's not like we could act any differently, we arrived to witness a close quarters battle between some xeno worshippers and a convent of badly outnumbered bolter bitches. Should we have personally into the middle of crossfire? Bombarded the area indiscriminately?

We waited until the girls were wiped out, THEN we bombarded the area indiscriminately (a bit), then we went down there and looted anything of value. This happened to include a bolter bitch which was somehow still alive and only missing a leg and her consciousness. The Lord Captain told us to "pack 'er up, never had a bolter bitch before". His heart was in the right place.

She got health service, her own bunk and even a bionic leg for free, most Planetary Governors couldn't haggle that much off our Lord Captain. And she still didn't put out, the ingratitude of some people...

>> No.28541083

>>28541042
Really dude? Really?

>> No.28541089

>>28541083
Really.

>> No.28541090

Unfortunately the mind of an Adeptus Sororitas is nothing but eternal servitude and gratitude to the God-Emperor. Their lives are not filled with joy, but with endless war.

>> No.28541101

>>28541089
This is why we can't have nice things.

>> No.28541105

>>28540858

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>> No.28541125

>> No.28541129

>> No.28541149

I would so f*** Adepta...

>> No.28541162

>> No.28541167

>>28541149
>f***
>>>/out/

>> No.28541176

>>28541167
You get the f*** >>>/out/!

>> No.28541180

>> No.28541181

>>28541176
>>>/mlp/

>> No.28541188

>>28541176
Its ok. Your mama isn't going to beat you for saying fuck on the internet

>> No.28541191

>> No.28541193

>>28541181
I don't even watch that fucking show.

>> No.28541201

>> No.28541206

>>28541193
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.28541213

>>28541180
i-is that a mustache?

>> No.28541222

>>28541213
Lips man, come one.

>> No.28541245

>>28541090
The only legit response in this thread.

>> No.28541265

>> No.28541277

>>28540294
SoBs purge their steaks well done, I couldn't possibly tolerate that.

>> No.28541341

>> No.28541426

>>28541191

From the thumbnail I kinda expected her to have akooglyeyes.

>>28541090

But anon, LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD!

>> No.28541435

>>28541426
>But anon, LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD!

It is, but it's not the one SoBs fight in.

>> No.28541581

Something like the millitary in :
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086659/
Using retarded encryption methods for communication, being oblivious to many things around them and having wierd yet human preferences. Something like the SoB only liking a certain type of soup and throwing a fit the moment she gets anything else threatening the party with a prometheum shower.

>> No.28541627

>>28540973

Indeed.

>> No.28541632

Hospitalier SoBs tke care of orphaned infants and can serve as wetnurses before they go off for Scholia Progrma training.

>> No.28541704

>>28540324
Those guards are 10/10 bros. Would go to battle with.

>> No.28541854

>>28540324
all those *all sex is slannesh related* and *sex is a bannable offense* jokes

>> No.28541871

In 40k, nothing is impossible. I'd like to play a SoB sometime, but no one lets me.

>> No.28541893

Whats with the haircut? I fucking love it, though.

>> No.28541896

>>28541871
Have you tried something like >>28540610 and >>28541070?

I wrote that as if I was a member of the crew but I was actually the SoB player in question.

>> No.28541929

>> No.28541953

>>28541929

>> No.28541979

>>28541896
If only I could find a RT game, been having a lack of luck for finding games recently.

>> No.28542018

>>28541953
oh god why is that kind of heartwarming

it's obviously heretical. but heartwarming

>> No.28542036

>>28541953

>that bowtie and pocket protector

Every time.

>> No.28542076

Play sister famulous, old habits die hard.
You play matchmaker between the party, if there are multiple genders then with each other (except yourself) otherwise with every NPC you meet.
Any time you encounter a child you must immediately give it lessons in subjects like personal grooming, proper reverence of the emperor and etiquette.
Suggest plans of action that almost always involve conspiring noble families against each other or patching their problems.

>> No.28542105

>>28540294
>Not Ordo Dialogus

>> No.28542119

>>28540364
But after Vandire, they went back to calling themselves the Daughters of the Emperor.

>> No.28542172

This is how I Sisters of Battle.

>> No.28542175

>>28540398
I have to imagine those sort of people have to be annoying within the Imperium, even among the most monodominant of puritans.
>Quickly Selise, I've had psykers scan the hive for any seditious thoughts, but we need you to extract the--- GODDAMNIT SELISE QUIT SHOOTING THEM
>Selise, Why is the navigator dead?

It also raises the question of even if you hate psykers with all your being, they're still sanctioned by the Emperor and doubting the Emperor or his servants is heresy.. That's a theological minefield.

>> No.28542192

>>28542172
But anon, that's not a girl.

>> No.28542218

>>28541070
and they're not even required to be celibate. The nerve of some people.

>> No.28542736

>>28542172
>Sister
I hate to be the one to break it to you, Anon...

>> No.28542773

>>28541070
that's some good rogue trading

>> No.28542788

>>28540294
an ABSOLUTELY HERETICAL antagonist we encountered in a Dark Heresy game had a harem of servitors made out of kidnapped Sisters of Battle

they did his cooking, among other things

>> No.28543301

>>28542192
>>28542736
Hence it's perfect for OP's "comedic Sororitas".

>be a boy
>all boys from the planet must serve in the PDF/Guard
>fuck that, imma be a girl
>Ecclesiarchy nabs you to be a Sister
>roll a tuck check to see if you can hide your dick and balls

>> No.28543431

>>28543301

>yfw failure at any point to conceal your masculinity almost certainly means a one way trip to a Penitent Engine or Arco Flagellation

>> No.28543581

>>28543431
>mfw discovered by a MILF canones who agrees to keep your secret
>for a price

>> No.28543620

>>28542036
The purity seal bow in her hair is the most adorable thing.

>So uh...would you...would you maybe like to purge some heretics sometime?

>> No.28543627

>>28543581
>>28543431
>>28543301
>>28542172

ITT:
>40k: The Crying Game

>> No.28543683

>>28540365
Question not the motives of heretics lest you become one yourself. ABHOR THE MUTANT, BURN THE WITCH, PURGE THE HERETIC, KILL THE ALIEN!

>> No.28543706

>>28542218
The same source also had the novitiates being given primary training at a Schola before being sent to a convent. And them being typical teenage girls at that stage, still concerned with showing off and such like.

Of course, most of the staff there seemed to be former members of the longa manus of the Inquisition. So their mentor was highly unorthodox for a Sister.

>> No.28543746

>>28540365
My grandma's older sister was a Polish resistance member in WW2. I saw a 1944 photo of her with her boyfriend, nineteen years old, grinning wide, guns in hand.

He died in the fighting, she lost her hand to shrapnel.

After the war she became a nun, I grew up on her WW2 stories and spent many summers as a kid with the nuns at her convent. She died in August, I met quite a few veterans at her funeral.

The looted German pistol her boyfriend once gave her was buried with her.

>> No.28543826

>>28541213
Can't
Fucking
Unsee

>> No.28543835

>>28543746
There is a reason for coming here. To discover stories like this. Real life is sometimes more preposterous than fiction.
Thank you, anon.

>> No.28544294

>>28541213
motherfuck

>> No.28544371

>>28540325

>their girlfriends?

Of course.

>> No.28544421

>>28543581
Yes, battle-brother. And my honor.

>> No.28544833

>> No.28544994

>>28542076

>> No.28545038

>>28541070
>yfw he probably would have been the hero of the covenant had he intervened with his troops, preventing them from getting wiped out.

>Instead of one, he would have had a covenant singing his praises, and he could transport a whole covenant off world.

>Why have one when you can have many?

Your Lord Captain is a bitch and doesn't know how to Rogue Trader.

>> No.28545047

>>28540325
>Besides, who else is going to cook for the Sisters? Their girlfriends?
Black Templars are terrible cooks.

>> No.28545073

>> No.28545148

>>28540307
They have to eat sometime.

>> No.28545184

Next time I play some 40k rpg, I'm going to play something as close to a Sister Hospitaller as possible. Screw you, thread.

>> No.28545205

>>28540858

>> No.28545251

>> No.28545280

I played a Sister of Battle who was just as stringent about her faith as any sister, but went about it in a reactive way rather than preventative.

Example; someone offers sister pudding. Normal sister refuses, as it's a distracting indulgence. My sister accepts, then lashes herself 39 times for the sin of gluttony. "This is so delicious, it must be heretical" sort of thing.

>> No.28545300

>>28545184
I like the hospitaller, actually. It's just I kinda wanted to play a SoB as an explorator

>> No.28545301

>>28540307
They have a special order of Sororitas whose sole purpose is to bake goods for the Imperium.

They call them the Sisters of Batter.

>> No.28545342

>>28545038
I don't know man, throwing a third force into a brutal melee can get messy

>> No.28545350

>>28545301
They have an Order of Choir Sisters.
And CSI Sisters.
And Archaeologist Sisters.
And School Teacher Sisters.
Food Prep Sisters honestly wouldn't surprise me.

>> No.28545358

>> No.28545466

>>28541953
One last picture of Best Pairing.

>> No.28545477

>>28542172
>>28543301
>HURR HURR, TRAP SOBS I SO FUNNY
This joke is older than you are and still unfunny.

>> No.28545499

>>28545466
And then their hypothetical kid.

>> No.28545500

>>28545038
>>Why have one when you can have many?

I'm pretty certain that a single, isolated SoB is more likely to put out compared to a whole group kept cohesive and defended by peer pressure.

>> No.28545739

>>28545499
This raises the question, there are Tech Marines, but are there Tech Sisters?

>> No.28545750

>>28545739
probably?

they likely dont trust tech priests too much to fiddle with their sacred vehicles

>> No.28545772

>>28540315

The crazy exaggerated character can be a great vehicle for comedy. If everyone else is playing Rogue Trader and you're playing Paranoia (Zapzapzap!), it's going to be funny.

Think of any comedy of manners, where the inquisitor-type character is basically a self-parody.

>> No.28545806

Can sisters have sex?

>> No.28545834

>>28545806
Only hot, steamy, passionate sex.

>> No.28546000

I imagine that SoB humour would pretty much be very... Sedate. Nothing excessive, just enough to make them smile slightly before getting back to work.

I think that James Swallow depicted it well in his SoB books. At one point, Miriya says something like "as you know, we have never been the most favoured of squads" to her squad, and they are all slightly amused by it. In the next book, a Sister quips "if only I had a storm bolter" during a last stand against a horde of enemies. Pretty plain stuff, but what you'd expect from them.

>> No.28546008

>>28545806
Only with the Emperor, and he really isn't up for it right now.

>> No.28546025

>>28546008
Which is why fooling around with each other is just the same as keeping the bed warm for Big E.

>> No.28546085

>>28546025
Those are team building exercises. To imply otherwise is heresy.

>> No.28546351

>>28546085
Clearly just easing their urges so they can't be tempted by slaaneshi cultists

>> No.28546375

>>28545806
Sisters can have sex if they choose, but on a personal or order/covenant level there's usually oaths of celibacy. In one of the Ciaphas novels a sister superior or something tapped a friend of Ciaphas, and she was drinking/gambling earlier too. Ciaphas notes it's really unusual, but that there's no actual rule they can't do these things.

>> No.28546429

>>28545280
I don't think they have a ban on sweets.

>> No.28546430

>>28546375
Sandy Mitchell wrote that in because he specifically said he dislikes Sisters.
Yeah nah.

>> No.28546443

>>28546429
I think they do.

>> No.28546465

>>28546443
'cus self-denial works so well for Space Marines.

>> No.28546481

It's canon that a Sister has an Eldar boyfriend.

>> No.28546530

>>28546465
No one said Sisters never fall to Chaos. They do.
>>28546481
It's canon that you're a fucking moron.

>> No.28546534

>>28540294
What do SoBs wear outside of battle?

>> No.28546546

>>28546530
What?

It is. You never read the Daemonifuge?

>> No.28546584

>>28546546
He's not her boyfriend you fucking idiot.

>> No.28546604

>>28546584
Sister Stern ''Consort of Xenos''

That's her title. He is totally her boyfriend.

>> No.28546605

Everything 40k can be played off in a comedic light and it's better that way.

>> No.28546612

>>28546534
Robes or some nun habit.

Pretty much everyone wears robes in WH40k

>> No.28546636

>> No.28546644

>>28546604
You "Consort of Penis".
A consort is a companion. It doesn't necessarily imply anything else.

>> No.28546657

>>28546534
Nothing.

>> No.28546665

>> No.28546697

>>28546644
>It doesn't necessarily imply anything else.

It does imply something else.

Waifu

>> No.28546703

Holy Order of ________.

>> No.28546726

>>28546697
Yeah, they're totally married.
Shut the fuck up.

>> No.28546742

>>28546530
Sisters fall to Chaos? I thought the lore said they were too pure.

>> No.28546764

>> No.28546766

>>28546726
I am glad you agree.

They make such a cute couple!

>> No.28546774

>>28546742

>> No.28546786

>>28546742
Naah - It's less usual than with most, but there's apparently a connection between Sisters and Khorne that comes up occasionally. They're warded against the obvious Heresies, Tzeentchian and Slaaneshi stuff, and they're too active and aggressive for Nurgle most of the time, but apparently a couple of chapters went off the deep end back n 3rd end and ended up falling to Khorne after personally killing every man, woman, and child on a planet that they wrongly accused of heresies. Or something like that.

>> No.28546797

>>28546742
It's okay.

Even Grey Knights have fallen to Chaos and they are the purest you can get.

>> No.28546809

What's so bad about a Sister using sorcery, if the Emperor himself, was a Psyker?

>> No.28546818

>>28546797
>Even Grey Knights have fallen to Chaos
Name one.

>> No.28546822

>>28546797

Except they haven't. Grey Knights have never fallen.

>> No.28546824

>>28546809
The Emperor is a God.

It's different for gods.

>> No.28546841

>>28546824

The Emperor isn't a God. And he never wanted to be worshiped as one.

>> No.28546857

>>28546841
Do the Sisters and the majority of the Imperium know that?

>> No.28546866

All this talk about space marines when they are blatantly inferior to the fire caste of the Tau.

>> No.28546869

>>28546818
Easy.

Draigo and Alaric.

>> No.28546891

>>28546841
Well he does now. Everyone keeps forgetting about the apostate guy who a canoness killed after a meeting with the emperor. The Emperor knows what's going on, and he sure as hell didn't say "don't worship me anymore" to her.

>> No.28546892

>>28546869

>> No.28546898

>>28546857

No. Which makes it all the crueler.

>>28546869

Nice talking out of your ass, the Grey Knight in Slaanesh's realm was never said to be him, no matter how much you pine and whine for it.

>> No.28546904

>Always wanted to play a SoB
>Never even gotten close to a DH game

>> No.28546918

>>28546841
Trillions worship him, he is almost entirely a warp entity, in 40K this is what defines a god.

>> No.28546938

Are Sisters allowed to have relations with non-Sisters? Are they allowed to become pregnant?

>> No.28546939

>>28546918

We'll see if Star Child pans out or not.

>> No.28546943

>>28546841
>>The Emperor isn't a God.

>Appears on the top of the list of named Gods of the setting in the Divine Intervention Table

Uh huh....

>> No.28546950

>>28546943
So does the Greater Good and the C'tan Containment Protocals.

>> No.28546965

>>28545477
>HURR HURR STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
Also, I fail to see how that's possible, when the game isn't as old as I am.

>> No.28546988

>>28546950
There is noted with the table that explain that the Greater Good and the Hivemind are not gods but have affects similar to that of gods on their followers.

Nice try.

>> No.28546993

>>28546950
>the Greater Good
Mentioned as their belief in it.
>C'tan Containment Protocols
C'tan are gods, those are in opposition to them.
>the Emperor
Specifically is mentioned as miraculous, references made to glowing light.

>> No.28547057

>>28546988

>> No.28547147

>>28546918
The Emperor would be the strongest Warp entity in existence, wouldn't he? If order is his thing, only a tiny minuscule percent of humans worships chaos and the rest worships him, the emperor would have enough power to absolutely shit on all of them.

Also: why would his death stop warp travel? Humans expanded just fine before, especially in the great crusade.

>> No.28547252

I still wanna play a young dumb cockney-speaking Sister booted out of her order to go spread mayhem on her own time because she's such a terrible example of dignity and leatherdom seriousness.

With like a plainly shitty white hair dye job, too. And marker-written 'tattoos'.

>> No.28547266

>>28547057
>Ambition

Trynids confirmed to be feeding Tzeentch.

>> No.28547277

>>28547252
SO you want to play Jinx

>> No.28547308

>>28547277
...who?

>>28547266
At this point I am so tired of Tzeentch just-planning everything that I satisfy myself imagining all he DOES is sit there all day taking credit for every idea and action and plan, muttering praises to himself and never actually doing anything, uselessly and slothfully sitting there to bask in his own self-deluded omniscience.

>> No.28547336

>>28547277

Sounds like a great idea

>> No.28547339

>>28547147
Worship doesn't empower 40k gods. Chaos gods are fueled by the emotions of the living. Emperor is merely a cluster of powerful psykers rolled into one. He doesn't need anything anymore than your average psyker. They feed him souls to sustain him on the Golden Throne, but that's about it.

As for warp travel, his removal would disrupt the astronomican. Though the Emperor is not truly needed (he's just a lens though which the psychic choir is channeled), it's likely the effective range would be reduced as the beacon wouldn't be as focused. Astropaths are also bound to him and the astronomican, so long distance FTL communication would be gone. Warp travel would be possible, but not in the scale we see today.

>> No.28547373

>>28547336
>>28547277
Jinx is a straight copy paste Hive Ganger. And would make a fantastic 40k character, but she's to street to be schola

>> No.28547376

>>28547308
>...who?

21st century Tank Girl.

>> No.28547452

>>28547376
Oh. Hell no. I wouldn't play her as a grinning shooty psycho. More of a bumbling tryhard sisbro who's too much of a beer-swilling potato-swallowing peasant at heart to really match up to the ideals of the zealous and mighty Sisters. The kind who somehow manages to clog the toilet 4 times in one week and unconsciously closes dinner prayers with a much-too-sincere "Good ale good meat good Emperor let's EAT"

>> No.28547453

>>28546764
Wasn't there a fapfic base don this pic where a Living Saint used a statue of the Emprah as a giant dildo?

>> No.28547556

So guise, bear with me.

A penitent SoB is captured by a Chaos Spess Mehreen squad. The leader takes her as his personal toy and, after realizing she has gone through some truly horrific, self-denying, shit coupled with religious brainwashing, decides...

... to treat her well and teach her to love herself more instead of throwing her life to some deaf god-corpse.

Between the hot dickings, that is.

Could this happen? Can an Aspiring Champion have a bdsm-under-the-law SoB spazz as a waifu?

>> No.28547579

>>28547556
If you want to go full My Magical Realm fine sure do whatever the hell you want, nobody is keeping your jerking hand restrained.

>> No.28547612

>>28547147

Humans worship the Emperor but that doesn't mean he's the only potential Chaos God to get kicks out of their actions.
I'm sure Khorne gets a lot of jollies from Orks and humans fucking everyone's shit up, while Tzeentch gets a kick out of the Eldar's planning and scheming, not to mention Slaanesh and the Dark Eldar.

And his death would greatly limit warp travel. Without him there is no one to guide the Astronomican, meaning long warp jumps would be impossible. Before the Emperor rose to power, humanity expanded through short warp jumps and sub light travel. By the time the Great Crusade came they had the Astronomican, navigators, all that, none of which would have been possible without the Emperor.

Not to mention there's a webway gate that if the Emperor weren't alive to protect, Chaos daemons would flood into Terra.

>> No.28547621

>>28547453

>> No.28547626

>>28547579

HNNG that isn't helping me. Realistically, can a SoB be unbroken? Can the conditioning be undone?

I don't need your cheap sarscasm, fucko, I wanna know if has ever happen. Sure, there are fallen and corrupt sisters, why not, but I want your opinions.

>> No.28547683

>>28547626
Do whatever you want!! You want a waifu to sex up your dude, then do it! You're not concerned about actual story mechanics here for which there are none, you wanna know if you can have a leathermomma to spank your marine's hot toddy around! To which I sincerely say go ahead.

>> No.28547697

>>28547626
Yes. Given that Space Marines can and do become broken, it is possible. The difference is sisters tend to march in much greater numbers, which gets their whole orky "acts of faith" going and makes them much harder to corrupt.

>> No.28547712

>>28547683

You motherfucker. That pic, and your far better sarcasm, made me laugh hard. So hard that, as a matter of fact, my dog darted to the garden and it's barking its chords out of sheer panic. It was sleeping, and now he's all riled up.

Good one, guv'na, you win an Internet.

>> No.28547735

>>28547697
>Sisters going into a red hot pitched fever of faith where they scream "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" and tear into fuckers

I am so sweaty right now

>> No.28547739

>>28547697

Thanks man. Thought so.

>> No.28547741

>>28540294
Well, pretty much every episode will end up in fucking flames. Flames everywhere.

>> No.28547881

>>28547741
Sometimes I wonder if Sisters are not conditioned so that the answer to every question becomes "Set it on fire" in the same broken and manic way with which Spongebob said "Floor it? FLOORING IT" to every question asked

Frankly they need more flame and flame accessories

>> No.28547936

>>28547881
Of course they are conditioned. Heck, they are fucking indocrinated.

>> No.28547965

>>28547936
I meant joking. These are jokes. Fun and levity. I don't think this thread is about anything serious, much less any grimderp of being brainwashed.

>> No.28548003

>>28547965
There's nothing more comic than brainwash.

>> No.28548061

>>28547965
I dunno, I found the Canoness' lines in Soulstorm pretty funny, and she was loony tunes brainwashed.

>> No.28548070

>>28548003
>Sisters use keywords to literally trigger one another
>Say the right phrase and they go blank eyed and start murdering shit in a screaming frenzy

>> No.28548152

>>28548070
>Two guys walk into a bar
>They start drinking
>A siseter is there to retrieve something
>One of the guys jokingly say to the other "haha you sound like an herectic!"
>Sister stop what she's doing
>Everything freezes. Time slows down. The words herectict statrs to repeat over and over and over
>Soon she start to imagine fire and flames
>She gazes to the men, who are not laughing anymore
>The barguy duck behind the bar and exit via a hidden trapdoor in the floor
>The sister is walkign away with a parcel as everything burns wild
>Another sister is in the street, she asks the sister with the parcel "Anything interesting?"
>the sister turns to the camera and say "not that I noticed."

>> No.28548181

>>28548152
>all Sister activities are rituals which are formalized and careful and little of casual speech
>since otherwise even a light dinner would become a violent bloodbath

>> No.28548216

>>28548181
I fucking hate mustard.

>> No.28548235

>>28548181
But that's the joke. This one is broken.

>> No.28548255

>>28548216

>> No.28548266

>>28548216
Aaaaaand that's the codephrase for six broken ribs and a 2 second flame burst to the legs.

>> No.28548271

>>28548216
>hateing on the glorious ambrosia that carries the name of mustard

>> No.28548300

>>28548271
>War ends
>The galaxy is at peace
>Sisters shit out of a job that isn't polishing pearls and baking muffins
>Decide to open a fast food chain
>Millions dead by the first week's end

>> No.28548362

>>28548255

Not blushing though.

>> No.28548375

>>28548300
Can't the Famulous teach them to cook? They're basically Bene Gesserit.

>> No.28548410

>>28548375
To many fools said "Hold the Mustard."

>> No.28548417

>>28548216
And then there is this heretic.

>> No.28548544

>>28546430
Source on that? I'd like to know, since I dislike their portrayal in his novels.

>> No.28548572

>>28548544
He fielded questions at Black Library Live.

>> No.28548748

>>28548572
Is this written down or recorded anywhere? Which Black Library Live was it?

>> No.28548764

>>28548748
2010, I think.

>> No.28548800

>>28548255
>>28548266
>>28548271
>>28548417
B-but it tastes bad.

>> No.28548826

>>28548800
SOMEONE CALL THE FUCKING ARBITES ON THIS INFIDEL

>> No.28548832

>>28547373
What if she was a Sister of da Street?

>> No.28548860

>>28548800
Agreed, mustard taste terrible.

>> No.28548971

>>28548860
We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge.
In fealty to the God-Emperor (our undying Lord) and by the Grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial World of Faggot Primus.
I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world and consign a billion souls to oblivion.
May Imperial Justice account in all balance.
The Emperor Protects.

>> No.28549043

>>28548971

>> No.28549083

>>28548800
I completely agree.

>> No.28549209

>>28548764
Can't seem to find it anywhere, unfortunately. Don't suppose you have any other ideas where one could find it?

>> No.28549279

>>28549209
Nope. I was there, is all I can say.

>> No.28549280

>>28547373
>Jinx is a straight copy paste Hive Ganger.
Shes FemJoker who does everything 4 DA LULS XD

>> No.28549288

>>28547621
Sauce?

>> No.28549325

>>28549279
I'd like to believe you, and given his portrayal of them in his books I could believe it, but I just can't cite your claim as is.

Did this take place during his Seer Council thing, by the way? The only video I can find of that seems to be a shortened version.

>> No.28549357

>>28549325
Well, I didn't say it was a claim you COULD cite. I just remember him being asked what was up with the Sororitas and he said he'd never really been fond of them so he poked fun at them.

>> No.28549436

>>28549357
Yeah, it's unfortunate that there doesn't seem to exist a more citable recording of it. It would very nicely discredit his books as valid portrayals of the SoB, since they were apparently just him mocking them.

Thank you for the insight regardless.

>> No.28549465

>>28549436
No problem.

>> No.28549808

Does anyone have the Daemonifuge on mediafire or rapidshares? All the rs links are dead.

>> No.28549822

>>28541101
Why is she slouched and zoned out.

>> No.28549865

>>28546822
Don't they have to repulse a demon possessing them with willpower alone? Also, don't they have runes etched into their bones that cause them to burst into flames if they start becoming corrupted?

>> No.28549874

Is it possible to have some stories about SoB RP?

>> No.28549942

>>28549808
No, but I am thrilled to announce that I have just had it ordered for me as a Christmas gift. Chistmas this year shall indeed be holy.

>> No.28550007

>>28549874
This.

And more pics of SoB's pls

>> No.28550054

>>28550007
I have a folder full of 'em.

Would you like any particular theme or shall I just do a general dump?

>> No.28550176 [SPOILER] 

Since no specific theme was requested, I shall just do a general dump.

This one is my favourite.

>> No.28550179

>>28550054
All of them! It seems I only have one SoB picture.

>> No.28550193

>>28550176
Not sure why that's spoilered. Don't worry, it's nothing lewd or anything like that, just a badass Sister.

>> No.28550195

>>28550054
General dump would be marvelous, thank you anon.

>> No.28550217

>>28550193
>>28550179
We'll hit the thread's imager limit long before then, and I have other things I need to do as well, but I shall dump as many as I can!

>> No.28550231

>>28550217

>> No.28550243

>>28550231
Fun fact, the SoB did in fact used to have drop pods. Though this was back in 2e.

>> No.28550264

>>28550243

>> No.28550279

>>28541213
well I cant spot the upper lip so I can really substitute a mustache...so I cant see it.

>> No.28550283

>>28550264

>> No.28550290

>>28550283

>> No.28550296

Is it a thing for members of the Adepta Sororita's to bleach their hair white?

>> No.28550301

>>28550290

>> No.28550317

>>28548300
"Welcome to Burger Emperor, May I take your order?"
>"Yes I'd like a number... three, with no pickles?"
"Certainly sir, would you like to God-size it for an extra throne?"
>"Yes please."
"That's... excessive. HERESY!"
*Fwoosh!*

>> No.28550319

>>28546443
Totally kills the consensual sex fantasies, but my rape fantasies are pounding in my pants.

Time to write a lemon of a sorirtas raped by slanneshi marine who makes her his slave.

>> No.28550329

>>28550231
>Rogue Trader SoB
My diiiick

>> No.28550349

>>28550296
We're not sure, it's one of those things that's never really been elaborated on. On the surface, it seems that only one Order, the Order of Our Martyred Lady does this. But then, they are pretty much the only Order that's featured outside of codexes, and even they seem to have plenty of Sisters without white hair. Additionally, the cover artwork of the Witch Hunters codex shows some Bloody Rose Sisters with white hair.

So, best answer I can give you is that some seem to do it, but not all. From a design point of view, I reckon it's nod to the wimple that nuns wear, but that's just specualtion.

>>28550301

>> No.28550379

>>28550319

Done.

http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600087802

>> No.28550385

>>28546809

The only man in the galaxy who sees the madness occurring is utterly powerless to stop it, and now he's being worshipped; which makes the situation even more cruel.

>> No.28550389

>>28550329
Heh, an SoB would make a hilariously awful Rogue Trader. Rogue Traders are meant to be able to work with xenos and other undesirables. SoB, not so good at that.

>> No.28550405

I want Ephrael Stern to appear in the next Sororitas book by James Swallow. Just to read the scenes where Miriya and the gang grind their teeth as they learn more and more about her.

>> No.28550406

>>28550389
I just imagine her and her convent as a traveling Ripoff Church from Black Lagoon.

>> No.28550410

>>28550385
Though depending on how you view Celestine, he may just have come around. But, really, we don't know.

>> No.28550448

>>28550405
That would be rather cool. Two of the coolest SoB protagonists in one book.

Speaking of Stern, check out pic related. It's from Dark Vengence. Apparently, despite the Inquisition, the Sisters and Ecclesiarchy took a shine to her.

And speaking of James Swallow books, he did say in an interview that he had a third book planned out. Though when an if we'll see it, I do not know.

>> No.28550457

:D

>>28550448

>> No.28550479

>>28550457

>> No.28550559

>>28550479

>> No.28550577

>>28550559

>> No.28550583

>>28550379
that is some of the funniest lemon i have ever read.

Hot man juice.

Fucking hilarious.

>> No.28550594

>>28546430
>depicting them as humans is a bad thing

How is this a bad expression of them?

>> No.28550597

>>28550577

>> No.28550600

>>28550583

Is the writer of Squad Broken still around?

>> No.28550607

>>28550594
He depicts them as shitty people and complete retards, much the same way he depicts the admech.

>> No.28550626

>>28550597
note the small teddy bear on this one

>> No.28550654

This is a picure of Celestian Miriya, from her audio adventure Red and Black.

>>28550626
Indeed. Loved the Cain books overall, but their depiction of the SoB wasn't great.

>> No.28550677

>>28550607
>>28550654
He also completely fucks up the Tallarn as well, for that matter.

>> No.28550684

>>28545500
I'm about 80% sure that you're goddamn wrong and a Canoness has a hell of a lot more experience than some initiate.

>> No.28550746

>>28550677
>>28550654
>>28550607
He's Guard. And a coward. Everyone not thinking like a soldier or having prociples above and beyond saving their own asses and his ass must be a retarded idiot and removed from his person as far as possible.

>> No.28550751

>>28550600
Mangogirl? I dont know, maybe?

>> No.28550784

>>28550654

>> No.28550795

>>28550784

>> No.28550800

>>28550654
I view it as character bias.

Like how he constantly claims the PDF sucks, but they end up being just as competent as the guard are.

>>28550607
I dunno, I've kind of liked the admech he's used. Although one of the best is in the Dark Heresy series, not the Cain books.

>> No.28550842

Anyone mind if I get in on this posting pictures shit?

>> No.28550862

>>28550626
Man she is hot

>> No.28550895

>>28550842
Go ahead m8

>> No.28550900

>>28550842

>> No.28550922

>>28550900

>> No.28550931

>>28550795

>>28550842
Please do! The more the faithfuller.

>> No.28550958

>>28550931

>> No.28550974

>>28550958

>> No.28550998

>>28550922

>> No.28551004

>>28550974

>> No.28551026

>>28551004

>> No.28551028

>>28550410

She may of done what Lorgar and basically said "Oh what better of a god to do than deny his divinity?? He is SO humble I love it."

>> No.28551034

>>28550746
No, I mean Mitchell fucked up their origins and played them Space Muslims instead of Space Lawrence of Arabias.

>> No.28551045

>>28550784
I still want to one day write up a SoB convent that was formed on a formerly Digga world, so all the Sisterz of Krumpin are orky as hell.

>> No.28551051

>>28551026

>> No.28551080

>>28551045
Ha! I remember that idea. A drawfag even drew such an SoB.

>>28551034
Doesn't explain where's she'es getting her powers from, though. But she's not necessarily getting them from the Emperor, mind you.

>> No.28551085

>>28550654
If that's Miriya, then who the hell is this?

>> No.28551097

>>28551085
or this?

>> No.28551107

>>28551051

>> No.28551141

>>28551085
>>28551097
Heh. Yeah, I know. It's inconsistent. Pick your favourite to be your Miriya, I guess.

>> No.28551184

>>28550684
He never said initiates were more experienced than sororitas, he talked about how it was much easier to manipulate someone when they are isolated from their peer group and their only contact is you and your peer group. Why you so mad?

>> No.28551212

>>28551107

>> No.28551228

>>28551212

>> No.28551252

>>28551228

>> No.28551256

>>28551184

>be an Imperial Guard Commissar
>there's a shitload of orks and traitors fighing fellow imperials
>holy shit there's the bolter bitches
>yell "HEY THERE'S HERETICS OVER THERE!!!"
>see the path of destruction laid from their current position to where they think heretics are
>sit back and have a drink

It's good to be king.

>> No.28551289

Hey, I don't suppose that anon who suggested modelling Argent Shroud Sisters with sunglasses is around? Because I'd just like you to know that I am seriously considering attempting to do this once I've completed my custom Order. I don't even care that it's sort of silly in regards to the fluff, it would just look so badass. /tg/ in general has really made me like Argent Shroud, as well.

>> No.28551305

>>28551252

>> No.28551320

>>28551305

>> No.28551335

>>28551320
Damn, just noticed that we started auto-saging a while ago. Once again, the SoB thread quickly reaches critical mass.

>> No.28551351

>>28551335

>> No.28551370

>>28551351
Celestine finding Saint Katherine's armour,

>> No.28551386

>>28551370
Celestine finding a dove.

>> No.28551399

>>28551386
Celestine finding some heretics.

>> No.28551403

>>28551289
I've got an idea for painting the Sisters in the colors of the Swiss Guard and calling them Frank's Females/Frauleins/Feminine Fighters. I haven't decided on a name yet.

>> No.28551412

>>28551399

>> No.28551434

>>28551403
That'd look pretty cool.

Would you go for putting stripes on or just the colours?

>> No.28551455

>>28551412

>> No.28551500

>>28551434
I was thinking stripes, but I really need to work on my painting skills. I've stripped the bottom of the test sister two times before I got it down adequately. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with the living saint. I'm considering painting it in pieces and then assembling it, but I'm not sure how I will apply the colors to her.

>> No.28551523

>>28551370

I love the artist who does the artwork like this, its so nice

>> No.28551741

>>28551523
This is another one of theirs, I think.

>>28551500
Don't suppose you'd have a pic of that test Sister?

>> No.28551760

>>28551455

>> No.28551811

>>28551760

>> No.28551826

>>28551811
Angels and Heretics!

>> No.28551846

>>28551826

>> No.28551863

>>28551846
Hipster Sororitas

>> No.28551883

>>28551863
PUNCH THE HERETICS WITH OUR FISTS

>> No.28551900

>>28551883

>> No.28551930

>>28551900

>> No.28551964

>>28551930
i must sleep now. stay faithful, anons!

>> No.28552415

>>28551930
YESSSSSSS NOW KISS!!!!!

>> No.28552542

>>28552415
Kay.

>> No.28554735

>> No.28554861

>>28551370
Is there a reason she's in her underwear?

>> No.28554863

>>28547453
It was of HERSELF actually.

>> No.28555247

>>28554861
Repentia IIRC

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