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[ERROR] No.28414359 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

A group of Orks finds a room a few hundred boxes. Inside each of said boxes is a fully charged lightsaber.

>> No.28414363

>>28414359
Waaaagh!

>> No.28414367

>>28414359
>10/10
Most touching story I have ever ready, OP. Brought tears to my eyes.

>> No.28414384

Half of the orcs need mecha replacements for limbs.

>> No.28414390

The ork left after the initial discovery makes roit stompy klaws out of em.

>> No.28414395

They make laza klaws out of 'em.

>> No.28414396

Ork fans are the most easily amused people.

They literally have zero standards, because as long as you use the word "ork" at least once, they'll laugh their heads off.

If the word "ork" doesn't finish them off, "WAAGH" will.

>> No.28414397

>>28414359
They dump the lightsabers on the ground and spend hours playing in the box

>> No.28414687

>space flute.jpg

>> No.28414700

>>28414384
Can't orks regrow their limbs, being genetically engineered for war and all?

>> No.28414707

>>28414397
Can somebody draw a bunch of Orks sitting in a box screaming "ADVENTURE"

>> No.28414712

>>28414396
Space Marine fans are the most easily amused people.

They literally have zero standards, because as long as you use the word "Emprah" at least once, they'll laugh their heads off.

If the word "Emprah" doesn't finish them off, "FOR THE EMPRAH" will.

>> No.28414722

>>28414700
Under the current fluff they can't regrow them, but ork physiology is so robust that you could graft basically anything onto the stump and it'd take just fine.

>> No.28414733

>>28414700
no but they can sew the arms back on

if an ork gets decapitated and the dok gets to him fast enough he can be kept alive as just a head

>> No.28414738

>>28414700
You can just stick them back together. You can even stick stuff that doesn't belong.

>> No.28414744

I would pay to watch the events unfold. I really would.

>> No.28414751

>>28414359
Are there any mekboyz?

Because it seems like he could be making something really choppy

>> No.28414772

>big mek takes a box-o-sabers
>tapes them to snotlings
>fires them at the enemy with a shokk attack gun
>snotlings freak the fuck out and start spazzing out
>everything gets sliced to pieces

>> No.28414790

>>28414712
It works better if you replace "Emprah" with "Heresy".

>> No.28414791

>>28414722
>>28414733
>>28414738

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS78FJiL5l8

>> No.28414871

>>28414790
This

>> No.28414885

>>28414707
That'd be for this thread: >>28395610

>> No.28415315

>>28414396
Dorf fans are the most easily amused people.

They literally have zero standards, because as long as you use the word "dorf" at least once, they'll laugh their heads off.

If the word "dorf" doesn't finish them off, "FUCK ELVES!" will.

>> No.28415370

>>28414396
>>28415315
>>28414712

The sad thing is it's all true.

>> No.28416836

>>28414751


LIGHTSABERCOPTERS.

>> No.28416879

>>28414359
How many of demz be red?

>> No.28417441

>>28414722
This is how I Killa' Kan!

>> No.28417472

>>28417441
>complete lack of trigger discipline

>> No.28417488

>>28417472
I want /k/ to stay.

>> No.28417536

>>28417472
>that image
Do you have any more of her in that style?

>>28417488
Hah, you couldn't MAKE us leave if you wanted to.
Something that Shadowrun needs is contemporary weapons, Nuggets and obrezed Nuggets would be fun as fuck.

Yeah I'm a fire shaman, so my weapons are a pair of Obrezed nuggets.

>> No.28417587

Meks attach them to motors to swing around in circles and attach them to the arms and wheels of their war machines.

>> No.28417634

>>28417472
He's pretending to be a Killa Kan. Trigger discipline, in this context, would be just plain wrong.

>> No.28417724

>>28414791
>Implying Painboys don't sew the legs there on purpose.

>> No.28417771

>>28415370
Tau master race reporting in.

>> No.28417862

>>28417771

Tau fans are the most easily amused people.

They literally have zero standards, because as long as you use the word "gue'la" at least once, they'll laugh their heads off.

If the word "gue'la" doesn't finish them off, "THE GREATER GOOD!" will.

>> No.28417881

>>28417862
Doesn't work.
Although if you threw a "blueberry" in there, maybe.

>> No.28417901

>>28417881
We want to make them laugh, not make them horny.

>> No.28417903

>>28414396
Sisters of Battle fans are the most easily amused people.

They literally have zero standards, because as long as you use the word "Sisters of Battle" at least once, they'll laugh their heads off.

If the word "Bolter Bitches" doesn't finish them off, "FOR THE ECCLESIARCHY!" will.

>> No.28418043

>>28414359
have fun using a power weapon with an initiative of 2-3 (maybe a 4 if your top boss) shitlords. there's a reason why Powerklaw reigns supreme

>> No.28418135

Don't you need to be able to use the force in order to operate a lightsaber? I'm not sure that the WAAAUGH-field counts

>> No.28418146

>>28418043
Powerklaw is for nerds that were bullied in schola and became Hereticus cause they were too bad for the other two branches.

>> No.28418155

>>28418135
I think you need the force to safely use a lightsaber because of gyroscopic effects or something, but anyone can turn one on and swing it around.

>> No.28418194

>>28418155
There are even Lightsaber batons around AFAIR.


>>28418135
I think the reasoning was tha- WHY WOULD YOU CARRY A MELEE WEAPON INTO BATTLE AGAINST GUNS, so basically you need to be as fast, quick and (borderline) precognition as a Force user to properly use the blade.

>> No.28418217

>>28418155
Ssssort of. The best excuse I've heard is that the blade is weightless so you can't use the weapon's weight to keep track of where the blade is like you can with a normal weapon. The way the lightsaber is made, the person making it attunes through the Force with the crystal inside it, so they can sense where the blade is.

Plus, precognition.

>> No.28418245

>>28418217
>>28418194
These. It's just a shit-tier weapon without the Force.

>> No.28418267

>>28418245
More of a tool than a weapon without the Force.

>> No.28418311

B-b-b-but what about Weirdboyz? They're psychic and all.

>> No.28418365

>>28414396
Inquisition fans are the most easily amused people.

They literally have zero standards, beacuse as long as you use the word "Heresy" at least once, they'll laugh their heads off.

If the word "Heresy" doesn't finish them off, "NO ONE EXPECTS THEM." will.

>> No.28418420

>>28418155
>>28418194
Kinda. It's weird, they go back and forth and left and right with how lightsabers work all the damn time.

>> No.28418426

You guys do know that lightsabers are in the 40k universe right.

>> No.28418552

>>28418426
Yeah, but you never see Orkz using them.

Orkz need lightsabers, because it would be cool

>> No.28418581

>>28414396

Buttsex fans are the most easily amused people.

They literally have zero standards, because as as you use the word "imperialized" at least once, they'll laugh their heads off.

If the word "imperialized" doesn't finish them off, "you've been in the anus" will.

>> No.28418643

a new age of ork dominance is swept into being. a mek quickly reverse engineers lightsabers. but they dont use em. they fire them out of their ships into other ships. swiss cheese. WAAAGH!!!

>> No.28418657

Lazor Choppa? yess pleaz

>> No.28418664

Laser-sword-catapult?

Yes.

>> No.28418676

oh oh wait. a mek fiddles wit em and breaks the cap that limits their length. ULTRAMEGACHOPPA CHOPPA OF WURLDS!

>> No.28418687

>Vehicles with tonnes of lightsabers attached forming a mega giga light drill

>> No.28418703

>>28418365
>>28414396
Katanas in D20 fans are the most easily amused people.

They literally have zero standards, because as as you use the word "bastard sword" at least once, they'll laugh their heads off.

If the word "20,000 dollars" doesn't finish them off, "I can slice slabs of steel in half" will.

>> No.28418741

>>28418676
Only one thing will happen.

That planet will become the biggest sushi ever.

>> No.28418955

>>28417441
>urbanmech.jpg

>> No.28419028

>>28418043
Can a poweklaw cut through durasteel like it was fucking nothing or deflect energy blasts? Thought not.

>> No.28419200

>>28419028
Yes on both accounts.

>> No.28419212

>>28414712
>>28414396

wow we are really the same after all

and that's how 40k ended.

>> No.28419231

>>28419212
With Space-Marine Orkz?

>I can get behind this.

>> No.28419267

>>28418676
Raiser... CHOPPA!!!
WAAAAAAAGH!!!

I 'em Killakan!

>> No.28419269

>>28419231
SQUAD BROKEN

>> No.28419282

>>28414396
Space Marine fans are the most easily amused people.

They literally have zero standards, because as long as you use the word "Emprah" at least once, they'll laugh their heads off.

If the word "Emprah" doesn't finish them off, "HERESY" will.

fixed for accuracy.

>> No.28420204

/tg/ fans are the most easily amused people.

They literally have zero standards, because as long as you use the word "SPIRITUAL LIEGE" at least once, they'll laugh their heads off.

And if the word "SPIRITUAL LIEGE" doesn't finish them off, "ROLL FOR ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE" will.

>> No.28420734

>>28418155
>>28418135
>>28418217
>>28418245
>These. It's just a shit-tier weapon without the Force.
except in the hands of an Ork, who wont know about the control issues and who's waaggh field will let them use it properly

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