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All word and pixel /tg/-related lewdness is welcome here, so long as the rules are followed. Writefags, consider pastebin/1d4chan rather than dumping for long stories so they don't get lost in between threads; drawfags with uncensored pictures need to host their images offsite and link to them. Enjoy; remember to play nice and that all contributions and requests are welcome!

>> No.28214582

Master Smut list (contains all stories, pics, etc. produced by the thread so far)
http://pastebin.com/JbeDnCAP

>> No.28215009

Everyone know, eldars smut are the best smut.

>> No.28215026

>>28215009
Craftworld, DE, Harlequin, or all 3?

>> No.28215065

>>28215026
All three. At once.

>> No.28215081

>>28215065
I suddenly need this so very badly. But for the moment I'll settle for just one of the three.

Speaking of which, where's ELH? I have something I need to ask him.

>> No.28215104

>>28215081
probably sleeping

>> No.28215131

>>28215104
Really? I never did learn what time zone he was in. No matter- if he doesn't show up here I'll just wait until next week.

>> No.28215477

>>28215009
Honestly, I prefer more generic fantasy elves, since then you have the option of not-totally-arrogant elves. I feel like reluctantly aroused, xenophobic human/arrogant eldar pairings and/or "we're not so different" human/eldar developments have been done to death.

>> No.28215533

>>28215477
What about rapey grudge-sex between evil elves and their prissy, arrogant kin?

>> No.28215596

>>28215477
I know, but hey- it's not like you can command someone to write something they're not interested in doing.

>> No.28215794

>>28215596
Not for free at least.
That's why Lewdanon and other drawfriends can get requests done

>> No.28215890

>>28215794
I can't exactly shove money through my computer screen here. (I've tried.)

BTW, Edinbro said earlier that he was working on something with pic related. If he's there, I'd like to know how things are going with it- it sounded like he had some interesting ideas.

>> No.28216455

>>28215533
grudge sex.
Don't they already do that?
tfw no Lofn all grown up smut ala Innocence Lost

>> No.28216696

>>28216455
ELH said he's going to try and work on that some more. That said, he also says that he's finished Hesperax's Pet up to Chapter 14 (!) and hasn't posted it yet because he enjoys being a cocktease. I must say that it's working.

>> No.28216713

>>28214559
Reposting Solaron fanfic.

Sorry but I have nothing new to add.

http://pastebin.com/PzpPVJqX

>> No.28216757

>>28216713
It's in the master list already- no need to repost it. That said, you're always free to stick around.

>> No.28216807

>>28216757
Ah I see.

The paste is going to delete itself eventually, I wasn't keen on the idea of it being out there forever, but so be it.

I will sit quietly over here and hope a shitstorm doesn't brew. Maybe I'll write some more in this vein when I'm not so busy.

>> No.28216947

>>28216807
Don't beat yourself up over it- while I don't care too much about the whole Solaron thing, but smut is smut no matter what it was based off of.

But to be safe, maybe you should try writing about a different subject to be on the safe side.

>> No.28216969

>>28216713
Stop reposting the same damn thing every thread. Solaron isn't even that good.

>> No.28216994

Someone in the last thread, or maybe it was last week, suggested a scene with a guardsman and a guardswoman havin' sex in a trench. Well, the request was for a handjob, but all we got was a rather funny greentext. It wasn't much but it's just enough to get my interest.
Anyone of our writefriends want to try their hand at dirty trench sex?

>> No.28217072

>>28216947
Okay. I'll consider it, but most of these threads are 40k, which I'm not so much a fan of that I would write that, but we'll see what pops up.

>>28216969
Didn't know it had been saved elsewhere, so pardon me. And 'good' for these threads is a matter of taste in any event. I'm not really a fan of the 40k stuff, I don't hate it but it doesn't really interest me. Go figure.

>> No.28217107

>>28216969
Hush, now. He got the idea.

>>28217072
Nobody said it HAD to be 40k. Just write what you want to write and take requests if you're inclined to do so.

>> No.28217146

>>28217107
Sounds good. I'll see if any requests catch my eye. And if all else fails, do what I like.

These threads are usually some of the most fun on /tg/.

>> No.28217168

>>28217146
Yup, that's pretty much how we spend our time.

>> No.28217316

>>28215890
I went off to the lab for several hours, but I got through to the part where the foreplay starts. Some of the ways I've had Linvala communicate so far were actually kind of cute.

>> No.28217332

>>28217316
Sounds great. Can you give us a quick sneak peek?

>> No.28217404

>>28217107
>that pic

I'll be in my bunk

>> No.28217490

>>28217332
There's one small section that seems ready to go, so I guess I could share.

The man was suddenly silenced mid-sentence by one slender finger pressed against the corner of his lips, which traced a slow arc across his lower lip to the opposite corner. A warm feeling washed over him as the angel's smile returned. Of course. For an angel to seek out a mortal for the pleasure of his company alone was a rare blessing, so perhaps he had been a fool to wonder about the reasons why. Perhaps he should be content to enjoy the fleeting moments of peace and calm they could share together, before her duty called her away once more.

As Korah continued to muse to himself, Linvala's soft smile widened into an impish grin.

>> No.28217654

>>28217490

>> No.28217957

>>28217490
It's looking great so far- hopefully it should be ready to go by next week or so.

>> No.28218561

looks like we could use a bump

>> No.28218644

>>28218561
Looks like we could use some content, you mean.

>> No.28218661

>>28218644
I can try my hand at greentexting something if you can come up with a decent idea.

>> No.28218842

>>28218661
Actually, hold on. I think I have an idea right now.

>So you're saying the mon'keigh that I saw you mounting like a deranged gyrinx back in the most sacred place of our Craftworld is your lover.
>Yes.
>And that not only is he a newly minted Inquisitor, but was also alive since before the Fall.
>Yes, I already told you that.
>I'm not sure what's more difficult for me to believe- that he's supposedly older than the both of us combined or that you actually got laid.
>Look, I already said that I take back everything I ever said about you being a mon'keigh fucker? What more do you want from me- another porno recording of me?
>No, I -wait, WHAT? YOU put that in our room? I was worried sick thinking that you had been slain or worse, and you couldn't even be bothered to tell me where you were?!
>What's wrong? I thought you liked surprises.
>...You do know that I can hear all of this, right?
>Now's not the time, Leon.

>> No.28218874

>>28218661
Two callidus. One suddenly found that she loves to watch her sisters wearing tightly shiny synthskin and come to talk about it with her older sis-instructor. She is confused a lot and embarrassed. Instructor is smutty and telling her that it's ok, and she will get used to it soon and now she can touch her boobs for practice.

>> No.28219124

>>28218874
I'll give it a shot. Keep in mind that I'm not very good at this, but if it'll get things going I'll do what I can.

>Mistress. can I ask you a question?
>Yes, what is it?
>Is it normal to find yourself attracted to the feel of your synskin?
>...what do you mean by "attracted"?
>I don't quite know how to explain it. Something about all that black, smooth material just makes me want to keep touching it over and over again.
>Of course it is- I've gone through it myself.
>Really? How do you deal with it? I keep thinking that it's going to distract me so badly that I'll mess up an assassination.
>Well, I can either tell you or I can show you how to do it. Which would you like?
>ummm...show me, please.
*Two hours later*
>Whoa, I never knew you could do that with polymorphine before. That was amazing.
>It's something you have to learn on the job- and it makes things a lot more fun, too.

I'll be honest, it's not easy for me to write about a fetish I don't actually have, but the important thing is that I tried. If anyone else wants to give this a shot, go ahead.

>> No.28219139

We need gay smut.

>> No.28219175

>>28219139
There has been a surprising lack of lesbians in these threads.

>> No.28219212

>>28219175
No, not THAT kind of gay. The good kind. I'm talking about a Catachan powerbottoming for a Kreiger.

>> No.28219213

>>28219139
JAW wrote this, if you're referring to male/male smut.

http://pastebin.com/1wKasq0L

And there's a veritable shitload of lesbian smutfics in the master list. (I'm assuming you weren't referring to them, though; I can only assume that the days where /tg/ meant /totally gay/ is a thing of the past.

>>28219175
Shall I rattle off all the fics that fit the bill there? Because there's quite a few of them. (Might I suggest Xeno Lover?)

>> No.28219269

>>28219212
I know what you meant, I was just being an ass. More to the point, there was some tau flaming caste thing a while back, but that's all I know of. Well, that and SQUAD BROKEN.

>> No.28219283

>>28219269
That brings back some horrible, horrible memories. To wipe those out, here's a new drawing by Lewd that I found in the drawthread.

>> No.28219316 [DELETED] 

>Grandad?
>Yes Lofn?
>What are we doing out here?
>Well, our family has been in the farseeing business for a long time now and I thought it about time I showed you the ropes.
>Well, that explains why we're at a mon'keigh military base...
>Don't worry, I've already told your mother.
>...but why do you have a box of-
>Prophylactics?
>...yeah.
>Well, that's the fun part.
>...
>What?
>I don't feel comfortable with this.
>Hmm? Oh, don't be silly, I know what I'm doing.
>But I really, really don't feel-
>I did something similar with your mother, too.
>...
>See, you take one of these little rubbery things...
>Grandad...
>And poke a hole in it with a needle.
>Grandad, you're scarin- wait, what?
>Now, see that sleeping guard?
>I don't understand what's going on-
>I want you to take the one in his pocket and replace it with this one.
>Why?
>Because tomorrow he is going to be -almost- killed tomorrow while fighting those orks we passed on the way in.
>You are so weird.
>Trust me...

Several years later.
>Is your dad really a Vindicare?
>Well, yeah.
>That's so cool! We have so much in common!
>Really? What does your dad do?
>Oh, he was in the guard. But they were both soldiers, right?
>Yeah.
>And you said your dad met your mom on a battlefield, right?
>Yeah.
>Well mine met my mom in a medicae after he was wounded.
>Really? That's so romantic.
>I bet our dads would have a lot to talk about.
>Probably.
>So, um...
>Yes?
>Can I see you again sometime?
>Yes!
>Great, I'll come back here tomorrow!
>I'll be waiting.
The child runs off.
>Wait!
>What's up?
>Mine name's Lofn, what's yours?
>Everyone just called me Lil' E.
The boy runs off.
>Wait a second... a wounded guardsman?

In the bushes nearby, Eldrad smiles.
>I do so love it when a plan comes together.

>> No.28219318

>>28219269
Did you see the one I linked to in the post above yours?

(Incidentally, JAW's been gone for quite a while. Think he's visiting his Canadian girlfriend again?)

>> No.28219344

>>28219318
>Did you see the one I linked to in the post above yours?
I'm not the one looking for gay smut, I was just trying to help the guy who is.

>> No.28219362

>>28219124
Oh, it's cute, I like it.
Thank you, anon!

>> No.28219367

>Grandad?
>Yes Lofn?
>What are we doing out here?
>Well, our family has been in the farseeing business for a long time now and I thought it about time I showed you the ropes.
>Well, that explains why we're at a mon'keigh military base...
>Don't worry, I've already told your mother.
>...but why do you have a box of-
>Prophylactics?
>...yeah.
>Well, that's the fun part.
>...
>What?
>I don't feel comfortable with this.
>Hmm? Oh, don't be silly, I know what I'm doing.
>But I really, really don't feel-
>I did something similar with your mother, too.
>...
>See, you take one of these little rubbery things...
>Grandad...
>And poke a hole in it with a needle.
>Grandad, you're scarin- wait, what?
>Now, see that sleeping guard?
>I don't understand what's going on-
>I want you to take the one in his pocket and replace it with this one.
>Why?
>Because tomorrow he is going to be -almost- killed tomorrow while fighting those orks we passed on the way in.
>You are so weird.
>Trust me...

Several years later.
>Is your dad really a Vindicare?
>Well, yeah.
>That's so cool! We have so much in common!
>Really? What does your dad do?
>Oh, he was in the guard. But they were both soldiers, right?
>Yeah.
>And you said your dad met your mom on a battlefield, right?
>Yeah.
>Well mine met my mom in a medicae after he was wounded.
>Really? That's so romantic.
>I bet our dads would have a lot to talk about.
>Probably.
>So, um...
>Yes?
>Can I see you again sometime?
>Yes!
>Great, I'll come back here tomorrow!
>I'll be waiting.
The child runs off.
>Wait!
>What's up?
>Mine name's Lofn, what's yours?
>Everyone just called me Lil' E.
The boy runs off.
>Wait a second... a wounded guardsman?

In the bushes nearby, Eldrad smiles.
>I do so love it when a plan comes together.

>> No.28219402

>>28219362
Really? Perhaps I'm not entirely terrible at this.

>>28219367
This is going to be important in Innocence Lost, isn't it? Also, good to see Lofn's going to be joining the family business.

>> No.28219420

>>28218842
I would love to see how Taldeer reacts to Macha's apparent catgirl fetish.

>> No.28219498

>>28219213
Well, in that case. I'm going to make these threads gayer than /v/.

>> No.28219614

>>28219420
I'll give that a shot.

>So not only are you still screwing that Inquisitor, now you're also shacking up with his half-cat lieutenant?
>I have a name,-
> Leon, we weren't talking to you. C'mon, sis, she's cute. Just think of that fluffy tail and those adorable ears!
>The only thing I'm thinking about is how you haven't managed to go Dark yet.
>Low blow, Taldeer. I'm a nymphomaniac, not a complete lunatic.
>Well, there was our first-
>Zip it, Leon.
>...why do you even drag me into these conversations if you won't let me say anything?

>> No.28219703

>>28219498
That's a tall order, but I think I can help.

Caution: Do not read if you value your sanity. I lost mine a long time ago, so it's not my problem. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

This is a real book. Someone, somewhere paid real money for this. Think about that for a while.

>> No.28219747

>>28219703
Today I learned you can spoiler PDFs.

>> No.28219806

>>28219747
And I learned that there is actually a market for books like that. Although I shudder to imagine what kind of sick fuck would actually spend money on something like "Ass Goblins of Auschwitz" (yes, that is a real book too).

>> No.28219844

>>28219806
Man, Ass Goblins sound absolutely terrifying.

>> No.28219861

>>28219806

Suddenly, my hopes for publishing a book of my own just went up quite a bit.

>> No.28219934

>>28219844
Here's the intro blurb.

>In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children.

>While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids.

>Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be Shit Slaughtered.

>> No.28220074

>>28219934
Fears confirmed. Although, I think a bicycle made of children would be a pretty shitty bike.

>> No.28220088

>>28219861
ANYTHING could be better than that. Me bashing my head on the keyboard could qualify as better writing.

But before I derail us too far, I'd like to ask everyone what they'd like to see in next week's thread(s). Personally, I'm looking forward to the full version of what Edinbro posted as well as the next parts of Hesperax's pet. The finale of Seeding Midnight would be nice too- the cliffhanger is killing me.

>> No.28220138

http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_images/bbfbe85eb4898b61488a6855327faeab/1102217%20-%20Imperial_Guard%20Imperium_of_Man%20Living_Saint%20Necron%20Sister_of_Battle%20Tyranid%20Warhammer_40K%20commissar%20fleatrollus.jpg

>> No.28220217

>>28220138
You know, you could have just used imgur or something.

That said, the picture's certainly lewd enough to pass.

>> No.28220321

>>28219703
>Chapter 1: Gay Dicks
Man, sounds like my kinda book!

>> No.28220341

>>28220138
That's lewd mister.

>> No.28220368

>>28220321
It's all downhill from there. Way, way, downhill. I think it's supposed to be a parody of the Aeneid, although it's rather hard to tell.

>>28220341
That's a good thing in this thread.

>> No.28220399

>>28219703
This is some sort of hipster shit, right? People writing and reading it ironically. Nobody can draw any genuine enjoyment out of this can they? It reads like something a twelve year old would write for their retarded edgy faggot friends.

>> No.28220415

>>28220368
Is there a physical copy? I need to buy 10, then hide them around my local library.

>> No.28220432

>>28220399
I sincerely hope that's the case, although one can never know for sure.

>>28220415
I think you can get them from Lulu.com. (Figures that they'd be self-published, huh?)

>> No.28220457

>>28220432
You're serious? Well shit, I know what my next evil deed is for tomorrow.

>> No.28220480

>>28220457
Don't forget his other books, like "Robocunt and the Rug Niggers of Afrofaggotstan" and "Fuck Me In the Ass: A Love Story".

>> No.28220512

>>28220480
>Fuck Me In the Ass: A Love Story
Well, we've all been there, right?

>> No.28220550

>>28220512
Most of us, at least. But knowing this guy it's probably another word salad disguised as a book.

>> No.28220695

http://i.imgur.com/WO78uI7.png

>> No.28220698

Is anyone still working on something or have they all been scared off?

>> No.28220704

Any news on the inquisitor x howling banshee of some weeks ago ? It's no longuer on pastebin

>> No.28220735

>>28220704
I don't know- I think the author might have vanished. On the bright side, that now means we have a new opening for fics featuring Howling Banshees- there's only one that I know of, and it was never finished.(The Banshee wasn't even given a name.)

>> No.28220770

>>28220698
I am. Currently trying to think up something super gay.

>> No.28220840

>>28220698
Lots of people just flat-out aren't here. And I'm done for the day: it's getting on towards 3am.

>> No.28220848

>>28220480
This guy really loves the word nigger.

>> No.28220914

>>28220840
Oh well. We had a better run than I intitally expected this week, at any rate. Makes all of my earlier doom-and-gloom rambling look dumb, really. I'll stick around here anyway, just in case (and because I have nothing better to do with my life). If anyone else wants to stick around and shoot the shit, be my guest.

>> No.28221022

>>28220704
...Was the inquisitor male?

>> No.28221059

>>28221022
IIRC, yes. It looked like it was going to get rape-y, but since the pastebin expired I couldn't say for sure even if I could find the link.

>> No.28221060

Looking at the fics in the master list, there sure are a lot of really short ones. I don't mean to be ungrateful, but when they just jump into the sex and then end a few paragraphs later... well, it doesn't do much aside from cause blueballs.
It's a shame because the ones I've read aren't badly written otherwise, and many have good ideas.

I'm looking for something that builds up an atmosphere. Any suggestions? Genre/setting doesn't matter.

>> No.28221074

>>28221060
I understand- most of it was made to be a fap-n-go sort of thing. As for stuff to build up an atmosphere, what setting do you know best? It's always a good idea to stick to writing what you know.

>> No.28221118

>>28221074
I think you misunderstood. I'm looking for one to READ that is long enough to build up an atmosphere.
Sorry about being so vague.

>> No.28221186

>>28221118
My mistake. The Seeding Midnight series may be what you're looking for, so give that a shot. A lot of Smutomancer's work is pretty good in that respect too. Give those a try and see if they do it for you.

>> No.28221214

>>28221060
Sure. Modern-ish setting. Beings of belief exist; if there's enough belief created for something, it will form. Two couples each have strong faith and belief in their love, and each couple inadvertently creates one such being (ideally one male and one female, but I'm not picky).

Cue the two faith-beings going on adventures and trying to better the world and stuff, falling in love, and of course having some sexy times. Bonus points for any sort of transformation/body modification to spice up the sex, and super mega bonus points for public sex/exhibitionist stuff. Ideally without humiliation, but hey, I'm just throwing out ideas, I certainly can't demand.

>> No.28221225

>>28221214
Derp, Just saw >>28221118
My bad.

>> No.28221287

>>28221225
The idea you came up with still sounds fun- maybe someone will pick it up eventually. Worst case, you can always submit that request next thread.

>> No.28221440

>>28221059
The bondage with chains one? You're likely speaking of mine. I haven't been incredibly satisfied or motivated to work on it further. There's some other stories that I've been chipping away at instead.

>> No.28221460

>>28221440
Yeah, I think that was it. What sort of stories are on your mind, then?

>> No.28221531

>>28221460
I've got a huge folder of half-finished fics, it's kind of sad. The two I'm warming up to again are a D&D incest one and a warhammer human and vampire kind of /ss/y fic.

>> No.28221546

Hey /tg/, I wrote a fantasy romance/tragedy/tale of industry, and was wondering if any of you would like to see smut with the characters?

http://pastebin.com/44Ype2vV

The story's relatively long, 11k words (11-13 pages in microsoft word with 12 point font times new roman), so I ask that you lovers of literature bear with me.

Also as a disclaimer, the story itself isn't smut, but I still think the character dynamic is cute and could make for good smut.

>> No.28221693

>>28221546
I couldn't really get into it (tragedy just isn't my thing) , but I say that you should do whatever you want- it's your story after all.

>> No.28221726

>>28221693
I'm not a common artist/author in that I don't really do things for myself, I much prefer to make something for an audience, hence I asked.

>> No.28221742

>>28221726
For what it's worth, as long as the smut itself is good you're certain to find an audience here.

>> No.28221889

>>28221742
He's not kidding. One of the fics in the master list has a cold one (dinosaur thing from whfb) rape an elf to death.
It has over 200 views.

If you write it, they will come.
pun intended

>> No.28221920

>>28221889
Smutomancer said he never was entirely comfortable writing that one. I can understand that...

>> No.28221965

>>28221889
>>28221920
Alright, Gork x Mork it is.

>> No.28221993

>>28221965
It's not gay as long as the spores don't touch.

>> No.28221997

>>28221965
GW beat you to it.

>> No.28222030

>>28221997
Three cheers for unintentional homoeroticism!

>> No.28222153

>>28221997
Wrestling: full of homosexual implications ever since the Greeks made it a sport.

>> No.28222305

>>28221965
ONCE UPON A TIME, GORK N' MORK WAS SMASHIN' EACH OTHA UP GOOD.

DEN GORK SED "HEY MORK"

AN MORK SED "WOHT", SMASHIN' UP A MOUNTAIN REEL GOOD WHEN HE DUN IT.

DEN GORK SED "YOU'S SO KUNNIN'? I BET YE WON'T BEST ME AT DE MOS' KUNNIN' GAME OF DEM ALL!"

MORK DEN CLOBBERED 'IM GOOD, CUZ HE'S BROOTUL TOO, AN SED "I'S SMASH YA GOOD AT WHATEVA YA DO, YA GIT"

DEN GORK WAS ACTUALLY BEHIND MORK ALL ALONG (CUZ HE'S KUNNIN' TOO) AN SED "DA GAME IS... GET FUKD"

AND DEN GORK GRABBED MORK BY DA LOVE'ANDLES, AND GRIPPED 'IM REEL GOOD. 'E GRIPPED 'IM SO GOOD MORK'S LOVE'ANDLES BLED. MORK ROARED, AN' SMASHED DA GIT WITH HIS BOTTOM, "I'LL RUMP YOU UP GOOD!"

AN' GORK PREPARED FER DIS, CUS HE STILL BE KUNNIN', AND THERE IT WAS! DA BIGGES, BADDES, BES' ORK DONG TA BEFALL DA STAHS. MORK SQUEALCHED IN ORKY NOIZE WHEN GORK PUSHED DA BES ORK DONG INTO DA BES ORK ASS.

DEY BROKE MOUNTAINS, DEY BROKE HYMENS, AN' WHEN DEY WERE BOTH ALMOST THRU, GORK SED "I'S CUMMIN!" AN' GREEN FLOWED FROM DA BES ORK DONG ONTO DA PLANNIT.


AND DEN DA ORKZ WAS BORN!

>> No.28222399

>>28222305
11/10 would read again.

>> No.28222416

>>28222305
>me gob when

>> No.28222439

>>28222305
°n° well I'm done.

>> No.28222592

>>28222305

>> No.28222772

>>28222305
>>28222416
>>28222399
>>28222439

Saved for future generations.

>> No.28222866

>>28222772
Even in our off-hours we still manage to push out one last bit of content. Beautiful.

>> No.28223024

Hey /lewd/, I moved my junk over to booksie.com, cuz literotica sucks. Whoever's managing the list might want to swap out my literotica account for http://www.booksiesilk.com/mustacheluchador
I have more of my stuff uploaded there

>> No.28223068

>>28223024
I'll update the archives right now. Things have pretty much slowed to a crawl, but I'm still here just like always.

>> No.28223085

>Dad?
>Yes, Secondary Asset?
>What are we doing out here?
>Primary Asset insisted Secondary Asset would benefit from sessions of "father slash daughter bonding."
>I get that, but why are we out HERE?
>After interviewing Secondary Asset's friends and relatives, this operative concluded that Secondary Asset would enjoy a hunting excursion.
>H-hunting?
>Affirmative. Subject: Macha and Subject: Lelith indicated Secondary Asset enjoyed the hunting trip they took her on.
>Um... I don't think you understood-
>Be advised, target is entering kill zone. Silence is recommended.
>Dad...
>...
>...
>...
>DAD
>Yes?
>That's a stompa!
>Affirmative. With your level of experience, this operative concluded it would be best to "start small."

Back at the Taldeer residence
>Mom! You'll never guess what I did today!

Sorry it's nothing lewd, but I that cute thread yesterday really got to me.

>> No.28223105

>>28223085
Hunting would be too easy for Lofn, what with her docility effect and all.

>> No.28223139

>>28223105
Must be some kind of psychic field that acts as a tranquilizer.

>> No.28223172

>>28223139
Its some of the oldest stuff about her
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Lofn
>Concerning her /tg/ related lore, she has the terrifying ability to render anything completely docile without giving it a second thought. Some fa/tg/uys claim it to be a synapse aura like that of the Tyranid hivemind, but on a much smaller scale. She tends to travel with a small group of Tyranids or local wildlife as her retinue and travels across planets either via webway or hiding aboard trade ships.

>> No.28223197

>>28223172
On the other hand, that was written before we learned that Ripper was a perverted little bugger.

>> No.28223316

>>28223197
> "LOFN!"
> "Y-Yes Mom?"
> "WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS....THIS TRASH IN YOUR ROOM?!"
> "I don't..."
> "DID MY SISTER GIVE YOU IT? SHE DID, DIDN'T SHE!"
> "I swear, I don't know how that got there!"
*Ripper cackles somewhere offscreen like Scooby-Doo*

>> No.28223403

>>28223085
I think it's nice.

>> No.28223557

>Wow, Aunty Macha, I can't believe mom actually let you babysit again.
>Everyone else was busy.
>What about-
>EVERYONE. Your mother was very clear on that.
>Um, okay. So... I'm just going to take my frog for a walk, okay?
>Your what?
>My frog.
>You... have a pet frog?
>Yeah, he's really cute. I'll go get him!
>...
>...
>...
>BLOODY HANDED KHAINE, WHAT IS THAT ABOMINATION?!
>It's Mr. Frog. Why are you sweating?
>That's a squig! Get away form it, girl; that thing will kill you!
>No, Mr. Frog is really nice. Well, when I'm around, at least. He can be pretty spunky when I'm gone, so mom keeps him in a kennel.
>But those things have fangs as long as-
>Mom let me keep him as long as I corked his teeth.
>Corked?
>Look here.
>Oh, wow. Look at that. How many teeth does it have, anyway?
>Lots!
>Indeed. And that tongue. It must be two feet long...
>He drools a bit, but I like him.
>And dripping in saliva...
>He gets along with Ripper really well, too.
>And so thick...
>Well, I'm going to go walk him now.
>WAIT! Um... I don't think he needs to be walked today.
>Really? He looks a bit pent up.
>No, no. He looks fine. Here, take this and go get some ice cream. For both of us.
>Ice cream? Yay! What flavor do you want?
>Um... Baal Berry Blitz
>I- I've never heard of that flavor.
>Oh, it's great, you should try it too. Just keep looking around until you find it.
>Well, okay.
Lofn leaves
>Alright Mr. Frog...
Macha pulls up her skirt
>Corked, rowdy, and... well endowed.
>Let's see how long it takes my niece to figure out "Baal Berry Blitz" isn't a flavor.

To this day, Mr. Frog is still in therapy.

>> No.28223754

>>28223557
Dammit Macha.

>> No.28223792

>>28223557
Lofn actually has a pet frog, too. A Catachan Barking Toad

>> No.28223797

>>28223754
I just love the way Lewd draws bum cheeks.

>> No.28223897

>>28223792
Don't those explode with enough force to take out several acres of jungle?

If we ever stat Lofn, we'll need to use the beast lore from Necromunda for her psychic powers.

>> No.28223926

>>28223797
So do I. And tits. And pussies. And faces. And everything else. Hopefully he'll get more of those Macha sex faces done- I think he's proven himself quite capable at depicting that look of sheer lust that's become synonymous with our favorite Farseer.

>>28223897
It could be the lesser barking toad, which only explodes with enough force to kill everything within a kilometer of it.

>> No.28223939

>>28223897
>Don't those explode with enough force to take out several acres of jungle?
Yes, but only when startled.

>> No.28223993

>>28223557
I really, really hope Lewd doodles this one. I can see it now:
Macha, standing back to us, pulling up her skirt so we can see her sweet ass... the squig looking up with fear in its eyes, tongue dragging against the ground and its teeth all corked.
It is shaking.

>> No.28224022

>>28223993
And Ripper looking from behind a corner, drooling with lust all the while.

>> No.28224244

>>28223993
>>28224022
Sort of like a "you're trying to seduce me..." scene. I like it.

>> No.28224345

>>28224244
Except for the fact that the the squig has no idea what she's doing. It must have been something truly terrifying if it's still in therapy after all this time.

What would be just as good is some more good old fashioned full frontal nudity of her (or better yet, her actually doing it). Miko's old picture from way back in the day (the one on the 1d4chan page) is certainly sexy, but a little variety never hurt anyone.

>> No.28224511

>>28224345
>whynotboth.jpg

>> No.28224628

>>28224511
Yes. We've got the greentext ready, now we must hope that Lewdanon sees it and is duly inspired. Hopefully he'll grace us with his presence next week- I guess being in the presence of the drawfags he looks up to was more important this time around. Can't say I blame him, considering that Muju did the picture of Lelith dressed up as a cat up there.

>> No.28224752

>>28224628
Wait what? Muju? When where why?
Time to leave this thread.

>> No.28224794

>>28224752
There was a "cute 40k" thread on Saturday. Muju AND luth both showed up. It was awesome.

>> No.28224825

>>28224794
Lewd did a fair amount of stuff too, like this.

>> No.28224844

>>28224825
And this.

>> No.28224857

>>28224825
Muju did this one.

>> No.28224872

>>28223993
dat Macha beastiality
Cue exodite farmer jokes.

>> No.28224882

>>28224872
It's not bestiality if the animal didn't want it.

>> No.28224890

>>28224857
Best part is the cliff.
Muju you so funny.

>> No.28224956

I liked this one, myself.

>> No.28224986

>>28224882

>> No.28225058

>>28224844
Where are you guys getting this stuff by Lewd? Do they have a central dump page on one of the various porno sites? This is the first I've heard of them.

>> No.28225091

>>28225058
No, we just save them if we see something he posts here. Or, in the case of these few images, when he posts in other, non-smut threads.

>> No.28225094

>>28225058
It's painstakingly collected by us, and he tends to post in these threads quite a lot. If you want something...lewder, check the master list for some of his uncensored work- as hot as it is difficult to find.

>> No.28225117

>>28225094
master list?

>> No.28225135

>>28225058
Archive foolz is your friend.

>> No.28225153

>>28225117
Right up here
.>>28214582
Contains everything these threads ever made, and then some. The amount of content that's been made is truly staggering, and it grows a little more every week.

>> No.28225168

>>28225094
To paraphrase something anon said in the last thread:
An uncensored Lewdanon pic is as rare as a mint condition black lotus card.
There's about 8 in the whole world.

You know, the whole "trying to track his images down" thing is half the majesty Lewd has. His art is great, but he makes them just difficult enough to get hold of that we're always looking out for his art.
It's quite endearing, actually.

>> No.28225186

>>28225153
What are we at? 60, 70 stories by now?
That includes chapters, of course.

>> No.28225227

>>28225186
I have no idea- I've never bothered to count them all. And that's not even including the greentexts.

I don't know whether to be impressed or vaguely unnerved by the fact that we've produced this much content.

>> No.28225619

>>28225227
And the addition of older works, especially by authors that have written before AND during these threads, makes it incredibly difficult to determine how many fics these threads have actually generated.

Anywhere from 60 to 80 would be my guess. Again, if we count chapters as individual stories (which I do, since many of them are as long, or longer, than many of the one shots).

>> No.28225722

>>28225619
Yup, it's truly amazing how much we've done.

>> No.28225777

>>28225722
"/tg/ gets shit done"

For once this is actually true!

>> No.28225870

Welp, I'm heading to bed. Fingers crossed that Lewd will do that Macha x Mr. Frog thing requested earlier.

>> No.28226228

>>28225870
I'm gonna go to sleep too. We managed to do a good job this week.

>> No.28227539

>>28224956
Don't forget about this one. I may also have a Idea on making a story about Drazhar babysitting Lofn while her parents are off for a couple of days (and other family members being completely busy somewhere on the other side of the galaxy).

Wacky hijinks ensue when Karandras, Striking Scorpions, Mandrakes and some Chaos worshipers would be thrown to the mix.

>> No.28227861

>>28216994
Anyone picked this up or have a screencap of the greentext?

I have..needs

>> No.28229309

Slip 'em the ol' digit.

>> No.28230040

>>28227861
Oh, it was something like:

>Listen, we've been fighting here for a long time and-
>Yes?
>Can I... help you...
>Yes?
>Um... maintain your "rifle?"
>God Emperor, I though you'd never ask!
>Alright, give it here, big boy
>...
>The hell is this?
>My lasrifle. Lucius pattern no. 98. Is something wrong?
>Fuckin' Kriegers.

>> No.28230094

>>28230040
Close, but not quite. Foolz archive:

> "Bloody bugs...keeping us pinned like this..."
> "And to think, reinforcements are days away still..."
> "We're probably going to die here, aren't we?"
> "More than likely."
> "..."
> "..."
> "...Would you mind maintaining my rifle?"
> "I thought you'd never ask."
> "Well then..."
> "Wait...what's this?"
> "It's my las rifle!"
> "...fucking..."

>> No.28230307

>>28230094
It's also in this pastebin with the others.

http://pastebin.com/gY7HscEV

>> No.28230333

>>28230094
Reminds me of the Sisters of Cleaning thread a while back.

>Guardsman offers to let Sister pet his cock
>Takes her to his barracks
>Shows her his pet chicken, Sergeant Clucky

>> No.28230386

We're still alive? Either these threads are more popular than I thought or I should make them earlier on Friday to keep spillover from happening (again). Normally I would have deleted this by now, but it seems that Mootykins has disabled post deletion on /tg/ recently.

>> No.28230441

>>28230333
....I need this to be a full story. Please. Pleeeeeeease. Not even smut, just some silly humor.

Because really, that is the best name for a pet chicken.

>> No.28230862

>>28214582
Oh hey neat, my Sphinx story is in there.

>> No.28230889

>>28230862
Yup. It was a pretty good one. We're basically closed right now, but feel free to pop in again when the next set of threads goes up.

>> No.28231459

>>28230386
Earlier would be better, don't have much time for lewds during the workweek...

>>28230441
Here's the 1d4chan page Anon:
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Sisters_of_Cleaning

>> No.28231511

>>28230386
I think they just lasted longer without a certain someone shitting up the threads.

>> No.28231551

>>28231511
Indeed. I'll be sure to add a reminder to filter that certain someone into the OPs from here on out.

>> No.28231580

>>28231551
One of these day's I'll make the instructions into picture form. That may help.

>> No.28231631

>>28231580
I already did, but thanks for the offer.

>> No.28231697 [DELETED] 

>>28231511
>>28231551
>>28231580
>>28231631
Yeah, I'm TOTALLY the one shitting up these threads...

>> No.28231800

>>28231631
Colours seem so bright now
And any slightly lewd threads suddenly seem more peaceful

>> No.28233649

This was a good thread, I'm already looking forward to next week!

>> No.28234181

>>28233649
Yup. Between Edinbro's Linvala fic, the dude working on the DExPsyker story, ELH's stuff for the love of the dark muses, please release what you've written of Hesperax's pet before my testicles explode- in return, I will give you the first shiny I can find, no strings attached, and whatever else ends up being made then, it'll be a good next set.

>> No.28236361

>>28233649
Me too!

>> No.28236439

>>28236361
Was that bump strictly necessary?

>> No.28236476

>>28236439
No more than yours. Or mine.

>> No.28236488

>>28236439
Was yours?

>> No.28236516

>>28236488
>>28236476
you do know sage is invisible now, right?

>> No.28236550

>>28236516
Yeah, but since I'm just lurking on the thread instead of Page 0, didn't noticed it. Ther arguing is bringing bumps tho, so it might be on your interest to cut that.

>> No.28240161

We're on the last line of the catalog now. I'll see you all Friday night.

>> No.28240396 [DELETED] 

bump

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