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You are a wizard.
Not just any wizard.
You are a _______ wizard.

http://www.desiquintans.com/noungenerator.php

>> No.28170692

>>28170677
>Profit Wizard
HAHA! Capitalism Ho!

>> No.28170696

Shame wizard.
oh boy, I'll need a bigger robe for this.

>> No.28170713

>Advice Wizard
Son, if you don't remember where your shotgun is, have you considered making 5,000 and just leaving them lying around?

>> No.28170714

>Transmission Wizard

So I'm a mechanic? A Mechomancer, perhaps?

>> No.28170720

Bead wizard.
Hmm..,tis seems fairly useless. Ah well, I'm sure I'll figure something out.

>> No.28170721

Girdle Wizard

eh....

>> No.28170723

>Shampoo Wizard

Fuck this job

>> No.28170724

>>28170714
*mechromancer

dangit

>> No.28170732

>>28170714
Mike the Mechanic from Dresden Files. Pretty sure there's something supernatural with that guy.

>> No.28170734

Jet Wizard. Welcome to the danger zone, motherfuckers.

>> No.28170737

>Vegetarian Wizard
But that's redundant, there's already a bead wizard in the thread.

>> No.28170740

I am a... Factory Wizard.

Great. Reduced to a manufacturing worker. Mass producing magic items for some assclown noble with a lot of gold.

>> No.28170748

>>28170677
>Numeric Wizard
Heh, mathematician

>> No.28170754

>copyright wizard

Guys, you can't call yourselves wizards anymore. I just trademarked it and you can't call yourselves wizards anymore unless you pay my royalty fees. You can call yourselves something else if you don't wanna pay though.

>> No.28170757

>Alcohol Wizard
FUCK Y'ALL FUCKERS
I'MMA MAGIC--I'MMA MAGIC THE FUCKIN' SHIT OUTTA YOU

>> No.28170758

>Patio Wizard

shit

>> No.28170761

>Can Wizard
All your can foods are MINE, and I wonder what happens if someone refers to a robot as a tin can?

>> No.28170769

>>28170677
Mexican Wizard.... hombre'

>> No.28170771

Multi-Hop Wizard
The possibilities are ...endless?

>> No.28170775

So, /tg/, how would a world in which everyone is a wizard in their chosen career be?

>> No.28170778

>>28170677
Beard Wizard
With my supreme power I can control the fate of any wizard lest they face my wrath and I destroy their beard.
Likewise those wizards who earn my favor can be granted the most lustrous of beards

>mfw watching smooth mcgroove while doing this

>> No.28170780

>Cushion wizard

And I shall use my powers for good, making all that I see around me comfy.

A revolution in alll things soft is coming.

>> No.28170781

>>28170748
Mathmagician mother fucker, you missed a golden opportunity.

>> No.28170786

>Harbor wizard
wat

>> No.28170787

Result Wizard.

... Kind of awesome.

>> No.28170790

You are a male wizard.

Could be worse.

>> No.28170793

>>28170775
A world in which magic is easily accessible to all and used to accomplish menial tasks?

It'd be like MLP

>> No.28170801

First attempt netted me "Tyvek" but my understanding fails me so...

>Stitch

Could be taken two ways. I could become, basically, a magical tailor, OR I could magically generate a sharp pain in someone's sides.

Now I'm imagining a magical tailor who has a spell similar to Harm from Arcanum.

>> No.28170802

>>28170790
>even with all your mystic arcane powers
>you will never be the little girl
How?

>> No.28170808

Care Wizard

It's okay, guys. It's okay.

>> No.28170812

>Copyright Wizard
laughingCEOs.gif

>> No.28170819

>>28170677
Resolution Wizard

>> No.28170827

Watchmaker Wizard

LOS MAGOS DEL TIEMPOOO

>> No.28170828

>>28170801
Tyvek is the protective wrapping around a house during construction.

>> No.28170835

> Chance Wizard
Maybe it will work. Maybe not.

>> No.28170842

>>28170677
A fucking NYLON Wizard.

>> No.28170846

>Norwegian Wizard

>> No.28170854

>>28170781
...That's what I meant to type. I done fucked up.

>> No.28170858

>>28170846
>What is; Necromancer.

>> No.28170859

Wall Wizard

I cast shatter fourth!

>> No.28170860

>Baboon Wizard
Y'all fucked now, welcome to the jungle.

>> No.28170863

>>28170723
well shampoo's shampoo techniques did seem pretty wizardy.

>> No.28170865

>>28170827
Is that you Nox?

>> No.28170875

Satin Wizard

Satin = a smooth, glossy fabric, usually of silk, produced by a weave in which the threads of the warp are caught and looped by the weft only at certain intervals.

>> No.28170877

>Effect Wizard
so... I can effect things? Seems useful, if plain.

>> No.28170881

>Interviewer Wizard

No comment

>> No.28170883

>ATM Wizard
I guess I don't have to worry about money ever again.

>> No.28170887

>Beard Wizard
BEHOLD MY MAGNIFICENT FACIAL HAIR
NOT EVEN A DWARF CAN COMPARE

>> No.28170888

>>28170827
Goddammit Isaac.

>> No.28170890

>>28170865
This isn't Wakfu, this is MOTHERFUCKING TIME WIZARDRY. Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

>> No.28170892

Manicure Wizard. Best nails in all the land.

>> No.28170904

>Quit Wizard

Fuck this, I'm out.

>> No.28170905 [SPOILER] 

>Utensil Wizard
awww hell yeah

>> No.28170906

Animal Wizard

Haha time for shapeshifting

>> No.28170908

>>28170863
Oh that's what they want you to think when you sign up.

But the reality is, you're looking down the wrong end of an Orc tribe's warpath and the best I get is
'ow fuck, my eye!'

>> No.28170910

>Wasp Wizard
HAHAHA
A thousand years of unending stings!

>> No.28170918

Fear me for I am the PROMOTIONS WIZARD!

>> No.28170923

>sunshine wizard
Nice. Not a bad bit of wizardry at all. Never gonna lose anything in the dark, at least.

>> No.28170932

babies wizard, so bard I guess.

>> No.28170933

Body Wizard

I no longer have to lift

>> No.28170938

>Plant Wizard
...So a druid?

>> No.28170942

>Rod wizard
Heh Heh Heh
CLANG!

>> No.28170946

I am an Adjustment Wizard!

Here to balance any and all of your min/maxed creations!

By my will, all games shall be fair and balanced!

>> No.28170948

Maple Wizard

Anyone up for some magical pancakes?

>> No.28170954

Cylinder Wizard
Luckily I have a very loose definition of Cylinder

>> No.28170961

>Jaguar Wizard
gonna maul some niggas

>> No.28170972

>Decrease Wizard

I'M GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM

>> No.28170980

>>28170948
The real question is do you own Canada, or are you about to run it out of business.
Either I would love magical pancakes!

>> No.28170981

>>28170677
Patio Wizard.

>> No.28170991

The hell is a 'Lathe wizard'?

>i can make anyone wood spin

>> No.28170999

point wizard

>> No.28171002

>>28170677
>Goose Wizard

The apocalypse has begun and I am its harbringer!

>> No.28171013

>>28170905
heh, watching it on netflix right now.

>> No.28171022

I am the Half-sister wizard.

Don't ask why.

>> No.28171029

>Pear Wizard

I conjure pears out of thin air. What do you mean that doesn't sound good? Ever see a 100 foot pear crush a man to death?

>> No.28171033

>>28170972

mfw

>> No.28171036

>Thing Wizard

>"So what does he do again?"
>"Y'know, the thing."
>"What thing?"
>"The thing."
>"What thing are you talking about!?"
>"He's a wizard of Thingomancy, you dolt!"
>"Yeah, but what kind of thing does he 'mancy'?"

>> No.28171037

Fiberglass Wizard!
Are uh...can you make miniatures from fiberglass?

>> No.28171044

>Illegal Wizard

I'm 18 I swear

>> No.28171053

Suede wizard.

You're damn right every woman wants to fondle the hem of my robe.

>> No.28171072

>>28171037
just spray powdered fiberglass at people.
It will feel like hundreds of tiny needles stabbing every exposed piece of their body.
I know this from experience it isn't fun.

>> No.28171075

>>28171036
this is the Thing wizard

>> No.28171079

>>28171036

>>Thing Wizard
>>ITS CLOBBERING TIME!

>> No.28171083

Spear Wizard.
Ehh, I can work with it.

>> No.28171088

I am a wizard.
Not just any wizard.
I am a giant wizard.

>> No.28171119

I am a Drama Wizard


ACTING!!!

>> No.28171146

>>28171036
>thing wizard
>can infest and transform into other life forms

>> No.28171164

>>28170677
>Hip Wizard
Cya later plebagators

>> No.28171168

>SEX WIZARD

>> No.28171171

>Cauliflower Wizard

That's some next level shit.

>> No.28171175

>Bait Wizard

I don't even.

>> No.28171196

Blizzard Wizard.

Can I cast anything other than blizzards or blizzards only?

>> No.28171200

>>28171036
Am I the only o.e who thought of this Thing?

>> No.28171216

Son, ever since I was a young boy I've played that silver ball. I mean, from Soho down to Brighton, I've probably played them all.

Now tell me, what kind of wizard do you think I am?

>> No.28171218

>You are a Kitty wizard.

>> No.28171219

>Net Wizard

>>28171175
With your bait abilities and my net abilities.. we'll be unstoppable!

>> No.28171238

bow to me and i shall make ye winners

>> No.28171239

>>28171216
A cripple wizard!

>> No.28171240

>Cocktail Wizard

Fuck I'm blind, who are youse again?

>> No.28171249

>Brush Wizard

>> No.28171288

>fat wizard

so does this mean I can like... magically control fat, or am I just a fatass?

>> No.28171306

Light Wizard.

>> No.28171311

>>28171288
we're in /tg/, so it's whatever you want it to be

>> No.28171315

>>28170677
>Tempo Wizard
this is truely the greatest of all wizardry
because i control speed and when things move.
[/spoiler]>the greatest known example of my kind is the flash[/spoiler]

>> No.28171317

>>28171249

>> No.28171332

>>28170677
>Ceramic Wizard
That's actually surprisingly useful.

>> No.28171340

>>28170677
>Arrow Wizard

MY ARROWS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN

>> No.28171355

>>28171340
we'll fight in the shade

>> No.28171367

>>28171355
Fucking assassins

>> No.28171401

>Pot Wizard
Have you heard the second coming of our savior Snoop Dogg?

>> No.28171435

>>28171317
Brother-in-law Wizard.

Am I just a normal Wizard who happens to be a brother in law or what?

>> No.28171437

Anthropology Wizard. I will study you all thoroughly.

>> No.28171440

>Dance Wizard
My body is ready

>> No.28171445

>Metal Wizard

So fucking metal I shit engine blocks

>> No.28171448

>Action Wizard

It's on now son.

>> No.28171454

Fertilizer Wizard.

>> No.28171457

>>28170780
Oh damn, that sounds awesome...
...All I got was "Disgust Wizard."

>>28170793
Not all of us are Unicorns, Twilight...

>>28170808
Damn it!

>>28170918
FFFFFFFFF!!!

>>28171168
ARGH!!!

>> No.28171458

>Leek Wizard

THERE'S A LEEK IN THE BOAT

>> No.28171463

>You are a Conifer wizard.

Ermm....

Yay?

>> No.28171468

>installation wizard

Behold...my license agreement!

>> No.28171470

A Star Wizard. I won, I fucking won! NO LIGHT FOR ANY OF YOU I'M TURNING OFF THE GODDAMN SUN BITCHES!!!

>> No.28171472

>Bell Wizard
Probably similar to one of those things that seems useless through the WHOLE anime, but becomes really badass right at the end.

>> No.28171473

>>28171458
Leek, not leak

>> No.28171475

William Wizard

don't you dare call me Bill

>> No.28171485

Shows over, everyone go home.

>> No.28171486

>Revolver Wizard

Pretty good.

>> No.28171495

>>28171473
That's a quote from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2.

>> No.28171521

>>28171495
Didn't see it, didn't see the first one. Probably never will

>> No.28171537

I'm a russia wizard
хуй тебе на постном масле

>> No.28171544

SCOOTER WIZARD

>> No.28171571

>>28171544
Catch-A-Ride!

>> No.28171601

>Step-uncle Wizard

>> No.28171619

>You are an Edge wizard.

...

It's time to shit!

>> No.28171621

>>28171468
So YOU'RE the InstallShield Wizard I keep hearing about

>> No.28171624

>Rake Wizard

The last girl who asked what I did for a living dumped a whole can of mace in my eyes and ran screaming.
Don't know why

>> No.28171627

Ketchup wizard. I can pretend to be dead very well, and I can make meat MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! Fear me!

>> No.28171648

>Biplane Wizard
This is all I've ever wanted

>> No.28171664

Beauty Wizard. I shall make the world conform to my standard of beauty!

>> No.28171667

>Girl Wizard
What.

>> No.28171673

>Love Wizard

>> No.28171686

>Match Wizard

Time to start a dating website.

>> No.28171696

>>28170890
>Not posting the original screenshot
>not posting the pdf file
What is wrong with you?

>> No.28171698

Great-Grandmother Wizard. You cannot even contemplate the things I've seen in my 127 years of living. I made fucking airplanes in WWI, you don't think I can whup some little BBEG's faggot ass?

>> No.28171701

>>28171673
>>28171686
reactionface.jpg

>> No.28171711

>>28171673
Forbidden love?

>> No.28171715

>Digger Wizard
So...I am Simon?

>> No.28171730

>Daniel Wizard

what on earth

>> No.28171737

>You are a Blizzard wizard.

>> No.28171746

Outta the way, belt wizard coming through.

>> No.28171774

>>28171711
Woops, wrong version. That one is much too lewd for a christian imageboard.

>> No.28171786

>>28170677
>Copy Wizard

Oh yay, I get to be the annoying person who keeps trying to beat people at their own game. And everyone else's.

>> No.28171790

>>28171168
>I'm the Desire Wizard
BROTHER!

>> No.28171827

>>28171774

>> No.28171852

>dance wizard
FEAR ME, FOR I AM THE SWAGGEST OF ALL WIZARDS!

>> No.28171873

>>28171774
Link the full version.

>> No.28171875

>>28170677
>Prepared Wizard

What? THAT'S NOT A NOUN! FUCK IT, I DON'T EVEN CARE, I'M BATMAN NOW.

>> No.28171883

Actress Wizard

To Broadway on the double

>> No.28171884

>>28171036

Go back to /co/ Bendis.

>> No.28171886

Well. This could definitely prove to be quite the overpowered form of wizard.

>> No.28171898

>wasp wizard
Am I the BBEG?

>> No.28171902

>Trial Wizard

>tfw I have to get rid of "Would you like to register for MagicalGrimoire3.6 now?" popups every time I open the book.

>> No.28171959

>>28171873
The first one I posted was the full version. Here is a link anyway: danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1500362

>> No.28171964

>>28171959
Thank you.

>> No.28171968

>Thermometer Wizard
I want to believe this is controlling the temperature.

But of course I know I can only control how thermometers display the temperature ;_;

>> No.28171986

>Command Wizard

Well fuck. Guess I win.

>> No.28171997

>>28171898
Go forth and be a general asshole across the land, Anon.

>> No.28172016

>Canada Wizard
Taste the maple motherfuckers!

>> No.28172022

>Beret Wizard
I'm a French wizard.

>> No.28172033

I'm a whale wizard this is so rad

>> No.28172061

>>28170677
>http://www.desiquintans.com/noungenerator.php
Flag Wizard
>Serve the admiralty as an officer of thaumaturgy on a naval command staff.

>> No.28172071

>You are a Level Wizard

>> No.28172073

I am the Push Wizard!
I'll push things so hard, that they'll be pushed out of existence!

>> No.28172099

>Let's just get this over with then....

Bathroom
Blade
Daniel
Diving
Euphonium
Narcissus
Shark
Sidecar
Verse
Window

>The first one and the last one would make GREAT contractor company names.

>> No.28172153

I. Am. Scarf wizard! Look upon my magical scarf and know the searing anguish of envy!

>> No.28172372

>Quilt wizard

Let's get comfy.

>> No.28172377

>>28170677
>Grape Wizard
I'm going to need to learn to write some rhymes.

>> No.28172441

>>28170677
>bongo wizard

YES

>> No.28172492

>train wizard

CHOOO CHOOO motherfuckers!

>> No.28172558

>Archwizard
Really? I wanted something silly. Goddamn.

>> No.28172580

>Minute Wizard.

I-I don't understand what my powers are exactly.

Can I only control time for minutes or only go back and forth in minute increments?

>> No.28172602

Flugelhorn wizard
>and you thought that vuvuzelas were bad

>> No.28172610

>>28172580
you can get a whole lot of rape done in a minute.

maybe a minutes worth.

>> No.28172620

>Database Wizard

DATABASE DATABASE DATABASE DATABASE DATABASE DATABASE DATABASE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.28172623

>>28172580
LOS MAGOS DEL TIEMPOOOOOOOOO!!

>> No.28172646

>>28172620
Do you have control over cute ninja loli university students?

>> No.28172684

Ceiling Wizard.

>mfw

>> No.28172689

>Friday Wizard

My powers only activate on Friday, and on that day I am the harbinger of death and the redeemer of life. TGIF guys...

>> No.28172705

>Trail Wizard

CALL ME RADAGAST MUFUGGAS

EATAN MUSHROOMS AN SHIT

>> No.28172716

>>28172689
FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY

>> No.28172729

>>28172580

I forgot this was a noun generator, and thought you were just a very very tiny wizard.

>> No.28172746

Decision Wizard. That sounds important. NO, it IS important.

>> No.28172762

>>28171730
pic related

Got Taurus wizard. That's a load of bull.

>> No.28172770

>Beef wizard

>> No.28172772

>Samurai Wizard

I can dig it.

>> No.28172799

>>28171445

Awesome, I'm a Rock Wizard. We can start a Wizard Band

>> No.28172805

Pig Wizard!
I summon bacon rains to crush my enemies!

>> No.28172817

>Hate Wizard

"/Pol/fags! GIVE ME YOUR POWER!"

>> No.28172826

>bike wizard

>> No.28172827

>cicada wizard

I was shooting for Answer Wizard or Prudence Wizard but I didn't have the grades so by about seventh semester it came down to drop out and work for dad's buddy Phil at Home Depot or desperate home base slide into Bachelor of the Arcane in Cicadomancy.

A cicada can produce sounds at source of 120 dB, as loud as a "thunderclap, chainsaw, or oxygen torch". I can herd a swarm of these obnoxious fuckers right up to the ears of the unrighteous, assuming it's late spring to early autumn. I gotta be honest, they don't fly super fast, so it can take a few minutes to gather. I once thwarted a 7-11 robbery because there was a shitty little urban park across the street. Thanks, shitty little urban park.

Sometimes I am less than heroic with my powers. I destroyed the lawn of my ex-gf's new guy. Which, yes, that's petty, and more importantly fucking obvious. But the guy's a goddamn Icebreaker Wizard. Icebreaker. Fucking. Wizard. He could be out there rending glaciers in twain but he can't exactly split icebergs into a million pieces when he's sleazing around L.A. casually introducing himself with one-liners to total strangers. Fuck him. And fuck you, too, Elise. You're making shitty pottery not because "I was holding you back", but because you're a shitty artist. Christ. You're a Ceramic Wizard.

Anyway, a couple days a week I drive up to the valley. It used to be I'd clear out the locusts from someone's bean field or something. The pay was about as shitty as you'd guess, and anytime someone's strawberry patch got a little bit chewed up it was somehow my fault. Then I teamed up with Pesticide Wizard. Old Honduran dude, I think. Chill, and our arrangement gets me decent bucks.

>> No.28172844

>>28172827
The only other excitement I've had recently was when, you heard about the Meat Wizard thing, right? That was as much a mess as the news made it out to be and then some. He fought Puma Wizard, Condor Wizard, and Butcher Wizard to a standstill. He'd blackmailed Jury Wizard to keep Sleet Wizard and Attack Wizard tied up in court.

Yes, it was Marble Wizard who finally took him out. I'm not disputing that, he gets that credit for that. But who do you think cleared the way for him to even get close enough? Not fuckin Ferryboat Wizard. Okay, that's unfair. Ferryboat's an alright guy. But the point is that when Meat Wizard turned my cicadas against me I didn't pussy out like Puma. I raised a million molted cicada exoskeletons with caustic necromantic energy and went to work. After it was done Acetylene Wizard set them aflame and I flew them into the ocean. I still have nightmares sometimes where that wasn't enough.

What's next for me? I don't know. I'm looking into some bigger spells. That's a lie. Cicadas are stupid. I hear Frog Wizard went to some third world backwater and stirred shit, hoping he could ransom the locals until they made him their wizard king or something. That'd be dumb even if he hadn't been shot. That's not my kind of thing. But sometimes some punk with Shade magic or Kayak magic starts talking shit and all I can think is, man, you weren't there. You ain't never seen half a ton of locust skeletons grind a goddamn puma to dust.

Jesus, the sound.

>> No.28172845

>>28170677
>Hippopotamus wizard

>> No.28172848

Downtown Wizard

>> No.28172906

I am the Blizzard Wizard

>> No.28172908

>>28170954
Your'e a rod wizard

Basically a penis wizard

>> No.28172920

South Korea Wizard, kind of stumped on this one.

>> No.28172931

I am the Flugelhorn Wizard, fear me.

>> No.28172935

>a saw wizard
>saw wizard

The end is near.

>> No.28172978

>>28172920
For the zerg!

>> No.28172981

>Spider Wizard

I KNEW I had Web for a reason...

>> No.28172983

>>28172580
You Awakened on the battlefields of the American Revolution, where you served as a highly-trained militiaman. You use your time-traveling powers to fight for truth, justice, and the American Way.

Which, unfortunately, makes you my mortal enemy. I am gifted my magic by the ascended Dear Leader, so that I may be a bastion against the marauding capitalist hordes.

>> No.28172987

A Dipsomancer who apparently enjoys fine cuts of beef.

>> No.28173005

>>28172987
>"No really guys, I need a few more in me before the real magic begins!"

>"No buddy, you just like getting hammered shitless. You're hogging the Dwarf Barbarians spotlight"

>> No.28173009

>>28170677
>Plantation Wizard
I'm getting the feeling that I'm going to be in the services of a pre-American Civil War plantation owner...

>> No.28173017

>>28172920
>>28172983
You two, get in the Wizard Fight Octagon.

>> No.28173018

>>28172987
>enjoys fine cuts of beef

What's the deal with dick jokes and RPers?

>> No.28173036

>>28170775
>>28170793
I was thinking more in the direction of the Codex Alera. The Furycrafting there (which EVERYONE can do aside from the main character) is pretty much the magic equivalent.

>> No.28173061

Time wizard

>>28170827
Amateur, I bet you can't even fast forward time to transform Baby Dragon

>> No.28173072

>>28171196
You can sue that little company that made Warcraft if you get help from >>28170754.

>> No.28173077

>>English wizard

What? Do i enforce the English language or am i just an English wizard? Will all my spells be translated into English as well?

>> No.28173088

>>28171311
I WANT TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL

>> No.28173100

>>Coast wizard
Oh man i can't wait to get ownership over everything fantasy related and then generally fuck them up. Oh you want a good roleplay system to bad you get d20!

I am the best wizard!

>> No.28173105

>>28173077
Well it's a random NOUN generator so I assume it means English, the language.

>> No.28173113

>Edge Wizard

CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLING IN MY WAND

>> No.28173116

>>28172826
>>28172848
Avenue wizard
Guys, we could go any where.
I make all the roads in an area, downtown wizard makes it a downtown area, and bike wizard takes us there in rad motorbikes. Perfect.

>> No.28173122

>>28171886
Caaaarll, that kills people.

>> No.28173147

>>28173105
I twiddle my toes and say some arcane bullshit.

BAM, english grammar is now actually a blend between chinese and german grammar. Enjoy your hissy fits as you now have to disregard everything you once held dear.

I am the true BBEG.

>> No.28173193

Hardhat Wizard.

It is time to PROTECT THY CRANIUMS mortals. I WILL LOWER THE FATALITY RATES ACROSS ALL CONSTRUCTION ZONES. SAFETY.

>> No.28173330

>> No.28173331

partridge wizard
well, christmas is coming up. maybe me and pear wizard could put on a show. i tried making a flying sled with partridges once. all they did was shit on the sled.

>> No.28173336

>Israel Wizard
Well, shit. Nobody tell /pol/ I'm here.

>> No.28173363

Moat Wizard

>at least I'll have a cushy castle job in this crappy medieval economy

>> No.28173366

>>28170677
>Comb Wizard
Does this make me a magical hairdresser?

>> No.28173370

>Atom Wizard
I am become Death, destroyer of worlds.

>> No.28173382

>>28173363
>A plain Wizard

at least you guys have a specialty

>> No.28173403

>>28170677
>Disgust Wizard
We Nurgle now

>> No.28173405

>Grape Wizard

"Stand back, I'm gunna grape the shit out of that whole village"

>> No.28173431

>>28170677
>A Hygienic Wizard.
This makes a lot of sense.

>> No.28173447

>>28173370
i am also an Atom Wizard
shall we bro it out and party it out on a flat surface of the sun we manipulated nto a giant party mansion through means of fission and fusion?

>> No.28173456

Shark Wizard.

Well time for creepy background music to start!

>> No.28173470

>>28173447
This plan is pleasing to me.

>> No.28173471

>Oval Wizard
I have no idea what this entails.

>> No.28173476

>White Wizard

>> No.28173495

>>28172580
No no you're reading it wring, you are a minute (my newt) wizard, you have power over things that are very small

>> No.28173507

I'm a verse wizard
Apparently a rap artist of some sort

>> No.28173518

Harmonica Wizard, fuck yeah!

>> No.28173528

>>28172799
We'll need hair wizard and drum wizard before we can get this shit going

>> No.28173548

>>28170677
>fact wizard
OP still sucks cock

>> No.28173558

whistle wizard.
fuck you all, behold the power of supreme annoyance

>> No.28173587

Not sure if good for the party. Well, not the adventuring kind of party, anyway.

>> No.28173589

>Smile wizard

I will lay waste to all who live and breathe, leaving nought in my path but wasteland and corpses- the corner of their mouths drawn up in permanent expressions of contentment.

Were they left to live, the smiles would pass. Happiness and laughter may fade with minutes or hours or days, but this way all may show joy for an eternity, into and beyond the gates of death.

All will perish with mirth upon their face. The happiness must flow. The smile wizard knows it is so.

>> No.28173612

>>28170677
>Infinity Wizard
You may all leave now.

>> No.28173634

>>28170677
Trade Wizard. Does it really get any better than being an Argantumancer?

>> No.28173741

>>28170677
>Seeder Wizard
... This could get messy.

>> No.28173756

there's only one way this is going to end you know...

>> No.28173778

>>28173612
>infinity wizard

shabadoobee?

>> No.28173784

>>28170781
Dictionopolis here. Have fun being void of meaning fag

>> No.28173786

>>28170677

>Woman Wizard

Well, that was certainly a dramatic turn of events.

>> No.28173833

I'm a Hardware wizard? As long as I don't need to actually know stuff about hardware, I'm good.

>> No.28173843

>>28171216
Motherfucker I wanted that one.
BUT I AINT SEEN NOTHIN LIKE HIM IN ANY AMUSEMENT HALL

>> No.28173906

>Niece Wizard
What does that entail exactly? Does it mean I'm good at baby-sitting my young female relatives?

>> No.28173934

>Throat Wizard

oh dear god...

>> No.28173938

>>28173589
>literally Pinkie Pie

>> No.28173962

>>28173906
You can only cast magic while babysitting your nieces. Not wanting any trouble optional but recommended.

>> No.28173973

>>28173906
Incest-powered magic.

>> No.28173976

>>28170677
>Dead Wizard

>> No.28173984

>>28173938
Ehh. Maybe Pinkie Pie in her psych ostate from that one episode. Not regular Pinkie.

>> No.28173985

I got Pizza Wizard

Get fucking jealous

>> No.28173998

>Vegetable Wizard

>> No.28174008

Feeling Wizard

>> No.28174022

Route Wizard.
Well what you want to follow are desire lines.

>> No.28174029

>>28170677
>dollar wizard
ummmmmmmmmmm

>> No.28174044

>>28170677
>Beef Wizard

Am I... Chief BBQ? Fat Wizard? Muscle Wizard?

>> No.28174048

Carnation Wizard.

I am really okay with this.

>> No.28174054

>>28174048

Heretic.

>> No.28174093

>>28174054
The fuck you say boy? You wanna mess with a man that has flower powers?

>> No.28174117

>Authority Wizard
I AM THE LAW!
Pic related, only with magic.

>> No.28174125

> Golf Wizard
Okay, not as bad as I thought it'd be.

>> No.28174127

>North America Wizard

This is horrible.

>> No.28174133

>Kilogram wizard
I will make the uk and other countries convert to metric weight units!

>> No.28174138

>>28174127
>summon burger
>power word: thanks Obama
>eagle mount

Sounds good to me

>> No.28174146

>Gym Wizard

I CAST LIFT!

>> No.28174149

Pint wizard.
Time to get smashed!

>> No.28174150

>Step-sister wizard
...what?

>> No.28174165

>Pollution Wizard
I'LL GET YOU BACK CAPTAIN PLANET!

>> No.28174196

>Slavic wizzard
oh yes

>> No.28174234

>Astronomy Wizard

>> No.28174255

>Period Wizard.
Is it just one definition of the word, or all of them?

Because this. Could. Get. Messy.

>> No.28174256

>>28170677
>Grape Wizard
well then. not sure how this is going to work.

>> No.28174263

>>28174255
Shatner pls go

>> No.28174285

>Wizard wizard

I am become wizard.

>> No.28174294

>Replace Wizard

...Why am I tempted to pull off some Touhou/JoJo level hax?

>> No.28174434

Journey wizard

I have the power to make life a wonderful adventure.

>> No.28174444

>>28172033

>> No.28174448

Chocolate Wizard

I shall rule the land with my tasty treats and fight my enemies with chocolate golems and magic ice cream sauce.

>> No.28174487

> Bass Wizard
>You can't even handle all my wubs

>> No.28174496

>Ex-husband Wizard

obviously

>> No.28174497

>>28174434
And you never stop believing

>> No.28174499

>Plot Wizard

So I'm the DMPC. Great.

>> No.28174504

Humidity wizard.... Take that... Uh... crops.....

>> No.28174514

Yarn wizard.

Well, with winter on the way I guess I'm in demand!

>> No.28174524

>>28174504
Think strategically. A kingdom can't function without food.

>> No.28174528

>Tractor Wizard
Yesh! The best job in the world

>> No.28174539

>Jail Wizard

Oh god

>> No.28174575

>Buffet Wizard
I have dominion over all buffets, both arcane and mundane, and some salad bars

>> No.28174600 [SPOILER] 

Pinball Wizard

>> No.28174654

Bagel Wizard
That sounds kinda nice. I could even open up a little shop. I think my house specialty would be a 'Truly Everything Bagel'. I could have delectable daily specials, as well. Oh! And I could alter their nutritional and fulfilling values! Bagels that give you a whole day's worth of energy and leave you feeling pleasantly full for 24 hours and bagels that taste wonderful and fill you up, but contain no fats, carbs or calories. The possibilities are endless!

>> No.28174661

>Thread wizard

Y'all get the fuck outta mah house!

>> No.28174721

Octave Wizard

>> No.28174728

>>28170846
>Oil Wizard

>> No.28174735

>Mistake Wizard
I create mistakes out of nowhere
or
I am a mistake as a wizard.

I prefer the former.

>> No.28174828

>>28170677
>Change Wizard
Transformation fetishists, plastic surgery addicts, and criminals are now at my beck and call.
Either that or I turn everything into coinage.

>> No.28174884

>>28174828

>> No.28174892

>>28170877
No, you're thinking of the word affect.
An effect wizard is one who can fast-forward to the results right away.

>> No.28174901

>>28174884
YOU JUST WON THE JACKPOT, MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.28174948

>Purpose Wizard

I'm not entirely sure what that entails.

>> No.28175006

Shovel wizard

but.... im alredy a shovel wizard

>> No.28175007

Fat wizard.

...thanks.

>> No.28175009

>>28174948
"I am here to slay you, foul wizard!"

"Nah, you're here to give me a back rub."

>> No.28175023

>Crime Wizard
Oh hell yes.

>> No.28175027

>>28175009
I like it

>> No.28175033

HYDROGEN wizard!

HAHA! BEHOLD THE POWER OF 1 PROTON AND 1 ELECTRON!

>> No.28175052

>Lute Wizard
So, I'm a bard then. Neat.

>> No.28175103

>>28175033
to bad the only combat spell you have probably kills you in the proses

>> No.28175110

>>28175052
no, you are a wizard that can afect only lutes, lerning to play one is up to you

>> No.28175269

>>28175110
why learn to play it manually when you can play it with magic?

"look, no hands!"

>> No.28175614

>Church Wizard
So... Cleric?

>> No.28176028

>Asia Wizard
Haha, time for me to summon a harem of qts.

>> No.28176118

nickel wizard bow down to me for I control the 12th most abundant element in the universe!

>> No.28176123

Tachometer Wizard.

Sheeeeeeeeeit.

>> No.28176294

>Armchair Wizard

>> No.28176340

>Karate Wizard

Time to go mage-fu on your atrophied asses.

>> No.28177042

>Dragon Wizard

FUCK YEAH!!!

>> No.28177349

>Argument Wizard

Looks like I'm right at home.

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