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Come drop a script, or wow us with the drone of your centralized air conditioning systems.

>> No.28054327

I'd appreciate if someone could read this for my spy-game:

"I've been compromised. The item is not secure. I'll try to get to alpha-charlie as soon as I can but I don't think... oh, shit."

>> No.28054415

>>28054327
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02HHlKXqAAK
I put my hands over my mic to create the static effect, I can try it again without if thats not what you are looking for.

>> No.28054464

>>28054327
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1htMe9bIgT7

>> No.28054517

>>28054327
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ULUzeehM4l

>> No.28054577

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DwZqnXifqU

>> No.28054609

>>28054415
Ha, cool man. As a side note, your voice reminds me of the guy from Bro Team.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7J8yYlxt4M

>>28054464
That's awesome dude, thanks for the sound effects!

>>28054517
Ha, cool man. I may have need of Sean Connory before long.

>> No.28054620

>>28054327
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nvwNc03UhT
Phone went off entirely by coincidence.

>> No.28054627

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTFwb8HN3h

>> No.28054638

>>28054577
"I AM EL JABATO, GREATEST LUCHADOR IN THE WESTERN WORLD, AND I HAVE COME FOR AN ADVENTURE!"

>> No.28054647

>>28054577
Your voice is like honey. Music to my ears.

Unfortunately, I have nothing interesting for you to say.

>> No.28054650

>>28054609
hey no prob the second two were me

got any more scripts an shit?

>> No.28054662

>>28054620
>>28054627
Awesome, thanks guys

>> No.28054687
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28054687

alright guys, here is a challenge, and not an easy one: can you do this better?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Lwm8mf4Pnw

>> No.28054689

>>28054638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x6Q0BaFRyP

>> No.28054696

>>28054638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mtBrxLVxlq

not who you asked but fuck it, why not?

>> No.28054709

>>28054638
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G5fWgOBTTN

heh

>> No.28054713

>>28054689
>>28054696
noice

>> No.28054737

>>28054638
When I read this, all I hear is the voice of El Fuerte from Street Fighter 4

>> No.28054740

>>28054687
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11oYXzGLITu

>> No.28054744

>>28054687
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b3dDJ4ZdEs

>> No.28054745

>>28054737

Ayup

>> No.28054748

>>28054638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HeDWqnoHxa

I tried with a bit of an accent.

>> No.28054749
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28054749

>>28054638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wWLt7tBcAA

Took me a few tries but I think I got what you're looking for

>> No.28054754

>>28054638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f5NeYlMuJ7

>> No.28054760

>>28054748
Not gonna lie, that's pretty good.

>> No.28054778

>>28054327
It's super quiet compared to everyone else.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cJYKggngna

>> No.28054799

Look in to my eyes. Can you see them? Can you see them looking out at you? Can you see the darkness in me? I want them out of me. I want to rip them out of my soul. But they cling to me. Holding on so tight... so tight that I can't breathe.

>> No.28054808

>>28054687
http://vocaroo.com/i/s120sWNIXM6M

My take on it.

>> No.28054820
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28054820

>>28054749

>> No.28054823

>>28054799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PYilHexwqM

>> No.28054825

>>28054327
Nailed it

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wWLt7tBcAA

>> No.28054826

>>28054749
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wWLt7tBcAA
high quality stuff there.

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>>28054799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f5NeYlMuJ7

What sort of tone do you actually want out of this

because all I can think of was edgemaster supreme

>> No.28054855

>>28054799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SWwGG4fTzT

>> No.28054871

>>28054799

alright you amateurs. this is how you deliver a line

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zukcqPvRiF

>> No.28054878

>>28054687
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aNsIuejSbH

How did I do?

>> No.28054889

>>28054799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PpBMi6KKjZ

>> No.28054905

>>28054871
Louder you fucking noobs. Someone who's having an internal mental breakdown supplemented with an external soliloquy wouldn't be afraid to wake up their parents in the next room.

>> No.28054911

"This dick. This dick right here. This fucking DICK. Holy shit. Your penis- it's a work of art. Fucking art, literally. This is proof that there is a loving God, and he cares for us. The curve. The vein. That, that whimsical winking foreskin- Jesus Christ himself would come down off of the cross to suck this dick. Helen of Troy has nothing on your penis, if Agamemnon knew about it, he would roust every man, woman, and child to claim your perfect, delightful, wonderful dick."

"Can I take it home with me?"

>> No.28054927

>>28054911
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12oLNAmsOi2

>> No.28054931

>>28054905
i'm running it through audacity to take out the drone of the aforementioned AC units with noise reduction

>> No.28054933

>>28054799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18cYpDBBDMQ

Hope you enjoy it.

>> No.28054941

Anyone else ever had a problem with getting unintentional noise?
I have this high whine (no, not my voice, smartass) over the entire recording.
Any ideas for troubleshooting?
I'd really like to participate.

>> No.28054973

>>28054941
Give us an example of your audio and then maybe we can help.

>> No.28054978

>>28054799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Plw4vTfGIZ
I don't know if I quite captured the feeling that the quote is supposed to envoke

>> No.28054979

>>28054941
download audacity, record through it, highlight a small segment of "silence" and go to effects to noise reduction, and hit the get sound profile button.

after that, highlight the whole thing then do the actual noise reduction bit under the same tab (noise reduction)

>> No.28054986

"Mr. Coldburn? I'm sorry, the results just came in. Your kidneys were replaced with blenders."

>> No.28055000

>>28054911
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X9CikMM5Jh

>> No.28055003
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28055003

>>28054911
I regret everything

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18VkMxbbeTq

>> No.28055020

>>28054986
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D3e1xxlnNE

>> No.28055022

>>28054979
I will try that.
See if Audacity has the same problem or maybe it's the site somehow...
I mean, nobody ever complains about my microphone on Skype.

>> No.28055051

>>28054911
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14SkczIcwnn

love the dick

>> No.28055053
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28055053

>>28054986
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YKuxTAb6kK

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U9LbbLbFM7

You're welcome

>> No.28055055

>>28054986

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A8VsFpdj1Y

I regret nothing.

>> No.28055057

>>28054799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MZz3Z4sYkG

I guess this came out okay.

>>28054760
Thanks!

>>28054986
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VXCXvdA3Ny

Here ya' go.

>> No.28055065

I used to make a lot of music and post it on 4chan, but since I got my new SUPER RIG I've got this skip that happens when I record on Vocaroo. Not audacity, just vocaroo.

>> No.28055068

>>28055053
you're terrible please don't do it anymore

>> No.28055069

>>28055053
10/10

>> No.28055071

Y'know, at first I was worried I would get caught for embezzling from the "Fund for the Sake of Sad War Orphans With Crippled Puppies."

And then I realized, who the fuck can catch you when you have a HELICOPTER? Home, Chet!

>> No.28055075

"Dear Hero.

Ever since our eyes met on the day of your village's destruction, I knew you were The One. We are destined for each other, you and I, our fates intertwined. Even though it was only an instant, I cannot stop thinking about you. I believe we were always destined to be nemeses.

Meet me at the cave nearby, and we shall swear a blood-oath to destroy one another, together. I shall be waiting. My minions march only for you.

XOXO, Your Nemesis.

PS: Bring a party."

>> No.28055077

>>28054986
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VyrDlvrYoH

>> No.28055085

>>28055057
oh hey it's you! love your stuff, dude

>> No.28055120

>>28055075
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VJZiYDcpnD

>> No.28055135

>>28055075
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09jBg6C7hw4

>> No.28055138

>>28055075
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h7MlpCBvfh

>> No.28055145

I've always dreamed of being a hero. I've tried everything to become super. I let a spider bite me... no spider powers; just lots of itching. I tried standing too close to the microwave oven hoping the radiation would change me. Nothing. And I got in trouble for making so many bags of popcorn. But I took it all to school and had a popcorn party. I was a hero that day. So I guess it kinda worked.

>> No.28055156

>>28055022
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5YBLJd2Jco

This tutorial actually demonstrates how to do the Noise Removal thing (as well as shows how to do a robot voice as well).

>> No.28055160

"You ever want to taste raccoon?"

>> No.28055186

"Dayum, girl! I've never met a paladin with so much junk in the trunk, youknowwhatI'msayin'? Why don't we head out back and charge up the Rod of Wonder?"

>> No.28055191

>>28055145
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tefclk8SBM

Goddamn my mic is shit

>> No.28055208

>>28055160
Did it twice for shits and giggles

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02NpXVuadXJ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13EdWPolKWF

>> No.28055232

>>28055145

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eIDKjuwWYH

Voice has been acting up lately, so it wasn't That good. Also had a weird twang at the start; dunno what that was about. I'm Canadian.

>> No.28055257

>>28055232
perksofbeingawallflower/10

>> No.28055277

>>28054178
I could use somebody to record a line for me. Running the RotRL spoooooky mansion next session and I'd like to make the boss fight more memorable, so could somebody say:

"You live! Well and good... Now I shall have the pleasure of devouring your heart while it's still warm!"

In a happy, aristocratic accent that slowly slips into a more monstrous and angry tone?

>> No.28055284

>>28055257

I...is that good? I haven't seen that movie, so i'm going to assume shit-tier voice acting on my part.

>> No.28055291

>>28055186
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uFFLNhPtuW

>> No.28055295

>>28055145
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wnSgFYnuG7

>> No.28055296

" 'Oh hey, what do YOUUUU want to do!' Fuck you I asked first. You want to know what I want to do? I want to take this car, and drive north as far and as fast as we can. When it sputters out of gas, I want to get out and walk until I see someone. When I see that someone, I want to fight them. I want to throw my entire heart and soul at them in the spirit of destroying them. I want to scream the last of my frustrations in to his face with a devastating combination of right hooks and upper cuts. I want to leave them curled up on the ground, sobbing, wretched, and shaken at meeting the human incarnation of force and hate. Or maybe I'll end up the one on the ground, picking a fight with the son of Mike Tyson and a god damn royal canadian mountie, who knows. But after that, win or lose, I want to buy him or her a beer. I want to let them in on a secret. I want to form a conspiracy with this combatant. I want to become the fastest of friends with them, breaking this parody of civilization we both pretend to live with violence, and tearing out, raw and beating, the bloody heart of kinship that's there at the foundation. Then, we devote ourselves to destroying the system. We head East, to the lands of rolexes, fake smiles, and scraped skies, and we work to destroy the metropolis, raze it all to the ground with bombs, bullets, and screamed epithets. We destroy that city, and stand in the wreckage, looking at a jagged and untamed land, and there and then I feel a heart full of regret as I realize the hypocrisy of my deeds. I have touched bottom in the great pool of life, and risen up for air in clarity and see that truth was not worth the cost. I leave my comrade in arms teary eyed and seek redemption, crossing oceans and deserts in search of some truth to redeem me, a wanted madman and warrior remembered in song and whispers, eternally haunted by the misdeeds I performed."

"That's what I 'want' to do. But in this context? Taco Bell you limp wristed asshole."

>> No.28055303

>>28055284
depends on who you ask. i personally enjoyed it, but here on the chons, everyone hates it for being lolsoquirkycomingofage story.

but then again, i just enjoy indie flavored cinema. so take it as you will

>> No.28055312

>>28055277

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v6mNW7WBK5

Sorry for the background static; I was just trying this out.

>> No.28055318

>>28055277
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C1Gm0eLmp2

>> No.28055333

>>28055277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RFe59VTvJy

>> No.28055337

>>28055145
Alright. First try. Noise reduction worked fine. Hope my accent isn't too terrible.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D4x3r9nU3o

>> No.28055373

"Who are you? Who is she? What is that? Why am I here? What's that noise? What's that smell? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?"

>> No.28055380

>>28055296

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zDpt8CJLfL

Whoo. Couple of stutters but I think they work. Did it on the second try. Little sweaty.

>> No.28055399

>>28055337
noise reduction worked a charm. audacity is a wonderful resource for people with no money.

your delivery made me laugh. it's like that creappy possibly pedophilic middle school janitor telling young children a story while they sucked on his roofie laced lollipops

>> No.28055506

>>28055380
Thanks!

>> No.28055512

>>28055399
So I sound like a pedophile rapist loser?
At least you didn't say Nazi.


>>28055373
I think the effect doesn't come out right here. The questions demand a lot of flipping around in inflection. Would work far better as a three - four step climax.
Also I fear my neighbors may become cross with me if I keep yelling like this.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HleN2RlKgG

>> No.28055562

"If anybody can hear this, you need to stop, and listen to me. You have been deceived. I've met the maker, and the man's a liar. So I am leaving this message as a warning: Don't take another step forwards, don't remain here for another second. Turn around, and go home. Put this place out of your mind, and never return. Do not think about touching the artifact. Do not try to open the gate. Do not read the inscription.

You must not proceed."

Supposed to be from an otherwise confident middle-aged archaeologist/wizard who has just been shaken to his core by some sort of revelation, and sounds like he's basically resigned himself to his fate.

I would really appreciate it.

>> No.28055581

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eparrx7pH0

>> No.28055623

I'd like to see someone attempt my BBEG's final villainous monologue. If there's any ca/tg/irls here, even better, because she's a lady.

1/2 because it's a long one:

I can still remember it, you know. I can still see that despicable maggot’s face. Not much left of it now, but it’s burned into my brain. I could see the abject terror in his eyes as my hammer came down. His head filled with such ambition, such power, and I shattered it all with a single blow. 20 years later and it’s still just as vivid as the day I killed that loathsome dog.

20 years…has it really been that long? It’s so hard to keep track. Time gets funny between planes. Do you know what it’s like, to be lost in the infinite maze of the cosmos? It was anguish, I’ll tell you that much. Struggling every day to survive, constantly shifting through inconsistent and surreal realities, uncertain if I’d ever see Renacho again. I thought if I could just make it back home…if I could see my friends again, it would all be worth it.

In retrospect, after seeing the ungrateful world that forgot me, reuniting with the alleged friends who abandoned me, I’m contemplating why I ever liked this place. At least out between the planes my strength and determination earned me some actual prestige. The Hollows don’t understand much, but they answer to those with power and the resolve to use it. You have to command respect through sheer force of will, not senseless martyrdom. I learned that lesson the hard way when I witnessed how Renacho repaid its selfless saviors.

And now I’m the only one left. I thought coming back here, where it all started, it would give me closure, some kind of resolution or justification for the endless torment I suffered. Instead I find myself standing here, still unfulfilled…and all I can think of is how empty and meaningless it all seems. There’s nothing left for me here.

>> No.28055632

"Art thou and elf, or art thou naturally a pansy?"

>> No.28055640

>>28055623
2/2

Maybe I should have just stayed lost. Look around you, at the countless worlds you see out there. I spent 2 decades wandering the planes, and I could continue for centuries more, and still I doubt I’d see more than a fraction of them. What makes Renacho so special? What makes this wretched world deserving of salvation? Would this infinite abyss even notice the absence of one feeble light? Maybe I should just finish what I started 20 years ago and smash this plane to rubble, simply to be done with it.

Would you stop me? Will you make the same mistake I did, throwing away your lives in a futile effort to protect people who will not remember you? This world is cold and uncaring; your pointless sacrifices will not be mourned. You will die here, nameless and forgotten. Your rotting carcasses will float through The Void for eternity, surrounded by the shattered remains of Renacho and one headless bastard. I’ll kill you just as easily as I killed him, as I killed Alden and the rest of those traitorous wretches. You want to play hero? Come and try; reap your hollow reward, you damned delusional fools!

>> No.28055647

>>28055562

http://vocaroo.com/i/s09sYMT3N84W

How's that?

>> No.28055679

>>28055562
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HOTzVOnEgN

>> No.28055694
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>>28055632
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AmqN4sCwhp

Dr. Claw mocks your pussy elf.

>> No.28055701

>>28055562
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EzPFfvyPiA

>> No.28055740

>>28055679
This one is really awesome.

>> No.28055743

>>28055562
Is rushed and inept okay?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01BeVWIrAJQ

>> No.28055750

>>28055647
>>28055679
Fantastic, thank you very much

I really like the pacing in the second one. You absolutely nailed the feeling I was going for.

>> No.28055791

Say
I love you Tina. I'm not a toilet, I'm a...boy

>> No.28055815

>>28055632
Bit of instructions on the speaker would be nice, friend.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TmNX4zjDTh

>> No.28055839

>>28055562
i know it's a really bad accent, but it's killing me trying to figure out what it is

like, a little bit of davy jones pops up in the end, but i really don't know

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pQuLTPVSY4

>> No.28055842

Have to leave for a while, but I loved participating in this. If it's still around, or there's a second one, i'd also love to Continue. Acting's always been a passion of mine.

>> No.28055863

>>28055839

Scottish, with a touch 'a Irish. Regardless, bloody attractive, like.

>> No.28055868

>>28055562
I'll try my hand at this. I tried for a more subdued approach, especially for the last line; a statement of fact rather than an order.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oV47SLJQm1

>> No.28055904

>>28055623
>>28055640
I guess some notes if you want them. I deliberately avoided providing them because I wanted to see how an actor would read it without director input, but it looks like some people here prefer having them anyway.

Introspective, unsatisfied, nihilistic, becoming increasingly venomous and aggressive as the monologue progresses. Trying to teach the PCs a lesson, and they're not listening.

>> No.28055921

>>28055740
>>28055750
yissss

>>28055904
Actually, what I'd love is how to pronounce 'Renacho'.

>> No.28055927

>>28055904

If only my damn voice reached those octaves, i'd play along.

>> No.28055945

>>28055701
>>28055743
And thank you for your interpretations as well. Rushed and inept isn't quite what I need, but it sounds really good nonetheless.

>>28055839
You should read some of Davy Jones' quotes from the movie, while actively trying to use that accent. I'd love to hear it.

>> No.28055972

>>28055927
You could do it in a manvoice, I'm not picky. Ladyvoice would just be a bonus. I just want to see how other people read the monologue, the inflections and tone they use. Taking notes for when I drop this one on my players.

>>28055921
Like "nacho" with the "RE" from "RED" or "REST" in front of it.

>> No.28055987

>>28055945
will definitely do some davey jones, but i need to pop off for a couple minutes. be back in a few

>> No.28055988

>>28055868
Also excellent. I'm gonna have a bit of trouble deciding between that one and >>28055679

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28056012

>>28055562
I have done it with a bit of rasping, derived from a revenant like figure I saw the wizard as, he has become a warning echo that sounds across the temple or cavern or whatever, a ominous soul-warning of a long dead archeologist.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XoFLBNpP36

>> No.28056016

>>28055972

Well, like I said, i'll be off for a while, but i'll try it when I return!

>> No.28056122

"Is it on? is... Ah! Hello! If you're listening to this then I, Gorganoth Grimzagull the fourth, scourge of dragon pass and slayer of men, have at last been felled. You have no doubt vandalized my home, plundered my hoard and mutilated my corpse for magical reagents. I can understand that. No, really! In fact, if I were an adventurer, I would probably have done the same! Now, a slight like this cannot go unpunished however. An adventurer should know that as well as anyone else. I hope that where ever I end up, I get to see the look on your face when the trigger is spoken and all the cursed items awaken.

Speaking of which, [Insert magic mumbo jumbo of choice here]. Enjoy, jackass."

Excerpt from writefaggotry of old buddy, want to surprize him with voice acting from /teej/. Cheers in advance, fellas.

>> No.28056168

>>28056122
I'd love to try this, but my voice is far too high pitched to portray a dragon properly

>> No.28056176

>>28056122

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cEuyzbvSal

Rushed, but with a funny voice.

>> No.28056213

>>28056122
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZqKnw0xXjo

Sorry, my throat is dead so I can't do my awesome growly voice. Hopefully this works.

>> No.28056252

>>28056176
Not the asker, but this is great. Although you should've just omitted jackass, it doesn't seem quite right with that voice.

>> No.28056281

>>28056252

Yeah, felt like that last bit didn't fit with the voice, but thank you!

>> No.28056295

>>28056122
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ETHVUtWpOJ
I burst out laughing after I realised how dumb that incantation sounded, it can almost be heard in that last line.

>> No.28056328

>>28055791
Here's a bunch
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cs3c5HelTM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NBM6sRQVDP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1feZL1nngEo

>> No.28056367

>>28056328
we need to go creepier.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qE1pPvQ3fs

>> No.28056401

>>28055945
well, turns out i'm really really shit at the accent, wanna keep working on it, though, so give me new lines people! also, because i' was working off of davy jones performance, it colors my interpretation a bit, brings my pitch down. but here's on anyways

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wB3XFXkIZS

>> No.28056423

>>28056295
>>28056176
>>28056213
I go to the bathroom and come back expecting one reply at most. I love you, anons. Never change.

>> No.28056429

>>28056401
Your voice felt kind've Atlas-y (BioShock), so you could do some of those lines.

>> No.28056517

Can someone say "That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!"

>> No.28056681

>>28056122
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S8xrd301Ks

I got to the incantation and realized I hadn't thought of one yet.

>> No.28056785

>>28055791
There is only one way to do this right.
Japanese with subtitles.Never mind the gaijin.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Oh5WDJDSFC

>> No.28056795

>>28056517
I tried
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t5c2AExOYe

>> No.28056814

>>28056122
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0570B7Ni46d

How is that?

>> No.28056867

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xU7nS9RBIx
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YOJUmhCOLU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qt57e5HvPp

Two are me attempting to be 2deep4u funneh with elder scrolls lore and the last is spouting off an old old angry man we all know.

>> No.28056890

>>28056517
Two attempts from me.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XSDxsfIlbf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KELedJzgJg

>> No.28056927

>>28056867
You might want to evacuate your microphone from your throat.

>> No.28057014

This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it! Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor...no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is in a particular location... it increases toward a center... the center of danger is here, below us.

The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

[It's a warning, left by an ancient civilization, to dissuade people from opening their Sealed Evil in a Can]

>> No.28057027
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28057027

time for some /lit/ interjection here.


"This is the nature of war, whose stake is at once the game and the authority and the justification. Seen so, war is the truest form of divination. It is the testing of one’s will and the will of another within that larger will which because it binds them is therefore forced to select. War is the ultimate game because war is at last a forcing of the unity of existence. War is god."

-pause-

"You're crazy, Holden. Crazy at last."

>> No.28057235

>>28057027
Throwing my voice into the ring. (I need a better microphone. Also, sorry about that annoying hisss on the sibilants. I don't know how to stop that. Seriously, how do I stop that?)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oOZaCToKT3

>> No.28057279

>>28055075
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NHPerRvxTD

Heh.

>>28055145
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11kciK6nAMy

I tried this casually in my normal voice.

>>28055160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L0bnUQHuMI

Never thought about what that would taste like, actually.

>>28055186
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rOhC3KKOGj

A line like this can't possibly fail.

>>28055277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12SnyWATDGW

Here ya' go.

>> No.28057353

>>28057027
I don't really have the voice for this, or any real voice acting experience, but all well
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UPQPHwiv3x

>> No.28057354

>>28057235
You need a diffuser. Put some cotton balls around your mic.

>> No.28057377

>>28056122
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eaC5Zv0E2I

I did my best.

>> No.28057446

>>28057027
A Blood Meridian fan! I don't think anyone can capture the voice of The Judge but I gave it the old college try to how I picture it in my head.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13vjDPyEMnE

>> No.28057456
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28057456

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LoOJP9dpLX

Not pic, but related. Any requests?

>> No.28057502

>>28057456
"INDEED, Gabriel might have suspected the treachery of Kyras, were it not for the fact that it was corn on the cob night in the Cafetorium of Despair."

>> No.28057515

>>28057502
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kbdhupapnU

>> No.28057518
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28057518

>>28057456
I recorded this one as a sound file awhile back and have it on there if you want someone else's attempt.

This is open to anyone by the way, I'm trying to find a good one for sound threads.

>> No.28057544
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28057544

>>28057235
And for shits and giggles, because I'm bored and have a copy of Melodyne, here's the same file with some filters on it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pGeMzhGo2s

>> No.28057842

>>28057235
I liked your interpretation of it. But>>28057446 this anon kinda captured the cadence and tone I imagine better.

Yours is perfect for a more deranged person.

>> No.28058435

"There is no surviving this..Long live the Empire!"-Tie Interceptor pilot Indigo 7 just prior to being shot down.

>> No.28058880

>>28055296
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09z8v1brdw2

Took me a couple tries, but I think this came out pretty good.

>> No.28059031

>>28058880
...This is scarily good.

>> No.28059136

>>28057027
Enh Thought I'd give it a go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FCeUJ4F5dg

>> No.28059288

>>28059136
>dat last line

Perfect, just perfect. If only you played a sitcom riff to play after it.

>> No.28059336
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28059336

"Yes, I know, how cliche they sent the bard in to negotiate with you, the evil overlord. And though all our trials and tribulations we have endured. We have endured your hell, your demons, your monsters. The pits of despair, the hundred tortures we have overcome. So, before you finish casting that spell let me remind you, oh evil overlord, that we have defeated every task you set against us. Do you really have the balls to take us on head to head? Because I know, and you know that right now your minions are wondering which side they will be bowing to at the end of the day and who will be sitting upon that throne. They will not help you. So, shall we start this little duel, or will you surrender?"

>> No.28059485
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28059485

You know what? I fucking quit. Why should I go further than this spot? When that old guy said I was a hero, some sort of chosen child of the stars, why did I believe him? Because he used some fancy words to sway me? Sure, I've met some new friends along the way...gotten to see some new places but was it worth leaving the comfort of my home? To fucking lose everything I've known before?

Fuck it. I'm going fishing. You can finish this godforsaken quest without me. Evil might not need some single chosen person to conquer it...find out for yourselves..you might be surprised.

pic unrelated but whatever.

>> No.28059549

>>28059485
http://vocaroo.com/i/s142ploz6yE3

>> No.28059611
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28059611

I have two, if that's okay. One of them is comedic and the other one is serious.
Comedic: "Aoi, hold off the monster all by yourself. Aoi, indulge my messiah complex. Aoi, fechez la vache."
Serious:"Okay. I'll tell you. Imagine for a moment that you're not cool or pretty. You can barely jog a lap around the track, and your dad left when you were a baby. Imagine that everybody hated you since you were eight. So you compensated with hobbies and obsessions and porn and the more you tried to make up for the fact that everybody hated you and you weren't good at anything anyone cared about, the more they hated you for being weird, until by the time you were in highschool you had no friends, no good qualities, and no hope of ever getting better. With me so far? Good. Now imagine that one day, out of the blue, someone tells you it could be different. You wouldn't have to be alone. You could have everything. All the friends you could want. Literally everything you ever hated about your life could change, and all you had to to make it happen was do something that, hey, it turns out you're pretty good at it, and it makes you feel stronger, better, more alive than you've ever felt in your entire life! How far would you go, Janice? How far would you go to finally be happy?"

>> No.28059685

>>28059485
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oPpqoaa6Ha

>> No.28059698

>>28054178
Their was a vocaroo thread on /int/ yesterday, so I'l just drop a bunch of the stuff I did then.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0etzqEAy1X3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r0AG5IXudI
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19cVVrRIq4f
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UmP46PeaYs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XudCoehYgz
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Eghk8Tva0W
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kYxtIjiPkW
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nSR1DttAAv
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FuLFdx6HIC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04zQ18QcbAm
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rZdNPB4Vbl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VlKRYwTnYE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nfuOgqM4oW
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17wXESoPh2Y
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OY7tRSvJuJ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bp70IP2kM8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tyr4RVYAzU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gQA1U6uFd0
/int/ sort of stuff, see if you can pronounce this/show us your accent games. The stuff towards the end is largerly resquests.

>> No.28059722

>>28057456
Are you able to do Deckard Cain?

>> No.28059847

>>28059611
Comedic
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MXonN83Fj1
Serious
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m2hktUgmQ9

>> No.28059852

>>28057014
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yK2qP80I9p
Here's my try. Was trying to make it sound like a recording.

>> No.28059874

>A calm voice surprisingly young for his tone and story.
He went down in history as the greatest hero who ever lived because girls would glance at him twice and wish he would look their way.
I'm a footnote in history because daddy decided to give me some scars and I never watched my weight.
You understand why I do do what I do child? Get yourself killed saving the world and watch as everyone damns you as a coward and a fake because they couldn't believe someone that ugly could be a hero. Watch as some fake, some coward claims your lifes work and does his best to make sure you only exist in curses and jokes. Get buried in an unmarked grave, your weapons scattered to the winds as crows pick at your skin.
Do all that and then we start talking about how you emphasize with me.

>> No.28059884

>>28059336
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Aa1I9n7Por

>> No.28059921

>>28059874
>emphasize
Oh goddamn it autocorrect

>> No.28059951

>>28059698
You voice is very pleasant, but the audio quality and your tendancy to mutter make it very hard to understand you. You should look into getting a new mic. You can get a pretty good quality mic by going to a video game store and getting a used Rock Band mic for real cheap.

>> No.28059955

>>28059847
Bretty Gud. the way you did the serious one actually gives me a bit to think about.

>> No.28059977

>>28059874
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x8fprLNdmA
If anyone would like me to stop...please say so.

>> No.28060001

>>28059951
I'm using a laptop mic, and I was talking under my breath so as not to wake anyone. Good advice on the Rock Band mic however. Got any lines you'd like reading?

>> No.28060009

>>28059955
Wow thank you. I'm pretty please with that take too. Was that a villain's line by the way?

>> No.28060166
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28060166

>>28060009
Actually, no. It's from a game of magical burst. The speaker is a lonely, homely girl laying out why she's so fixated on getting a wish. She's bitter, cynical, and selfish, but she's no villain. Really, she's a bit like Tomoko if Tomoko was less spiteful and more just awkward to talk to, the autismal moron who won't shut up about the anime they're watching and smells funny. Maybe she'll develop into a villain as the campaign progresses.
So, yeah, it was interesting that when you saw that out of context you thought it was a villain.

>> No.28060294

Here be one for a, hopefully, Metro 2033 campaign.
"COMRADES! WE CIRCLE THE HEART OF THE FASCIST STATIONS! PUSH FORWARD! THEIR CORPSES WILL RUN THE LINES! URRRRAAAAA!"

>> No.28060313

>>28059874
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HumR1JE1qg

I messed up in the beginning, sorry.

>> No.28060334

>>28060294
http://vocaroo.com/i/s182Ai062VDS
My attempt. A bit hammy.

>> No.28060373

>>28060166
Wow, I had no idea. Well I guess that makes sense as a feminine line over a masculine now that I read over it again.

I was honestly picturing someone standing over a corpse looking over at the girl they had a secret crush on and explaining to them why they just witnessed something that is going to send them to therapy for the foreseeable future. Or the heroic figure character who can't beleive the one person in the school that no one notices, or cared about is actually the one who has been killing off the class one by one.

>> No.28060408

>>28060294
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J3d8IsIJFh
I think I like this take better than my bad Ruskie accent take.

>> No.28060427

>>28060334
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s182Ai062VDS
No more hammy than mine.>>28060408
I think that set of lines was made for Ham.

>> No.28060440
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28060440

>>28060373
Well, you got the audience more or less right in the second one. Janice is very much a cape.

>> No.28060451

>>28060427
A bit... sedated. Like a commissar who had some ludes before charging

>> No.28060490

>>28060440
Well that was easy to guess with the imagine you're not perfect you part. Imagine your flawed me, and suddenly you have the ability to make things go your way.
I kinda think I'd like a look at the source material.

>> No.28060494
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28060494

Hit me with your best feels, /tg/.

>> No.28060518

if anyone needs any northern european accents done, they're my specialty.

>> No.28060529

>>28054911
Didn't listen to it myself because I am not proud of what I just did.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10jo1Di5A6G

>> No.28060542
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28060542

>>28060494
You don't want this. My SAD folder was around three Gs last time I checked it.

>> No.28060564

>>28060518
I have a script for you.
The character is a Space Norwegien Sniper on a RT vessel

"Calling targets. Five. Tau Scouts. Heavy armaments. I also.... Captain, I see an Ethereal. Moving to better position. Will attempt to acquire target. If I don't report back in 10 minutes, bombard my position. May the God-Emperor accept me.

>> No.28060587

A bit from an incharacter conversation that took place earlier today.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZFnLw7uRRy
I need some practice.

>> No.28060638

>>28060564
damn, you picked literally the hardest one. Give me a minute to listen to Norwegians talk. Also, about how large are his testicles?

>> No.28060660

>>28060638
MASSIVE

>> No.28060666

On the off chance that there are any ca/tg/irls hanging around, or reasonably femininely-sounding guys, or just guys with no shame whatsoever, there's this.
http://pastebin.com/9P9NCdB5

>> No.28060669

>>28060490
Hmm. I don't think I'd be comfortable releasing the logs while the game is still going. You can ask me questions via steam if you want, my ID's PaleBlueDot.

>> No.28060670

>>28060494
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WkFvq90JCn
Like this?

>> No.28060764

>>28060564
Took my a while to channel the swedish chef.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QSMVE2IPwc

>> No.28060774

>The kid stood there as the world burned around him so that machine wouldn't die alone. He stayed there until all life left it's eyes and its body collapsed into scrap metal holding it every second of the way.
>You can call that thing many names. But after that I don't think simply a machine is one of them.
Anyone want to try?

>> No.28060783

>>28060764
Oh god, my sides....
Might have weel just added in a midwestern "Dontchya know." there.

>> No.28060795

>>28060564
>>28060660
sorry anon, i just can't do norwegian well at all. I sound like a drunken irishman. not too far off lol.

>> No.28060821

>>28060764
shit, my crappy accent is better than that racial slur of an attempt

>> No.28060832

>>28060764
God fucking damn it my sides

>> No.28060840

>>28060669
>PaleBlueDot
Like_a_Hoss...
There are about 20 PaleBlueDot 's so I'm taking a S.W.A.G. here.

>> No.28060888
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28060888

Can I get a few lines for my BBEG? He's essentially Doctor Horrible in D&D form.
"Any dolt with half a brain can see that humankind has gone insane, to the point where I don't know if I'll upset the status quo if I throw poison in the water main."

>different song, but pic related.

>> No.28060914

>>28055632
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hngsgBKjWq

Pfffft, elves amirite?

>>28056122
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S8Ii6pvX9X

Here ya' go.

>> No.28060986

>>28060821
Like I said...I channeled the swedish chef.
But as long as people can laugh at it I succeeded. Besides it wouldn't be 40k if it wasn't serious and slapstick at the same time.

>> No.28060987

>>28060774
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xrE8Xjar0f

I really do not have the voice for most of these

>> No.28060994

>>28060888
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JeHfnXZpSa

>> No.28061005

This is from a crit fail persuade attempt to recruit a veteran swordsman. No real suggestions or tips, just wondering what it would sound like out loud.
1/2

Okay, kid, I'll tell you. I used to be like you, full of piss and vinegar, looking for a way to show I was a hero. I fought beside King Reginald during the Battle of Butcher Hill, and stood in the mud and rain as I buried my only friend there. I fought the hordes of Warlord Teefsmasha and saw them driven from the isles, at the cost of 7,000 good men. I became a hero in the eyes of the people. Parades and feasts in my honor were commonplace, as were the demands placed upon me. I was veritable royalty. Even then I still believed as you do now, that good men prevail and evil is vanquished. It was when my beloved was taken that I began to see how naive I was. She was taken from our home of 12 years in broad daylight.

>> No.28061021

>>28060774
because talent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kmU7cxe8Kh

>> No.28061026

>>28061005
2/2

Taken into the woods and subjected to the most evil and brutal of tortures. Left dead on the side of the road with nary a piece of clothing left. I hunted those responsible for three weeks. Found them a days ride from the capital, and you know what I saw? Men. It wasn't the orcs, trolls, or any of the other vile creatures that stalk this land. It was men. I caught them sleeping, and subjected them to things I will not speak of. Do you want to know who they were? Soldiers, and not just soldiers. They bore the honor scarves of the few who survived the battle against Teefsmasha, they were men I had once fought alongside and called brother. That is when my delusion was shattered. We are no better than the monsters we fight, and to think otherwise is naivete of the highest order. I have stood against evil with evil, and I let myself be blinded to the reality. So no, I will not help you. I have paid my dues, so leave me be. May God protect you, boy.

>> No.28061082

>>28055623
>>28055640
Bumping this.

>> No.28061084

>>28060994
Many thanks, good sir.

>> No.28061198
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28061198

Yet another dialogue exchange that I enjoy from a work I love that many people on here probably haven't read.


>"I tell you this. As war becomes dishonored and it's nobility called into question those honorable men who recognize the sanctity of blood will become excluded from the dance, which is the warrior's right, and thereby will the dance become a false dance and the dancers false dancers. And yet there will be one there always who is a true dancer and can you guess who that might be?"

>"You ain't nothin'."

>"You speak truer than you know. But I will tell you. Only that man who has offered up himself entire to the blood of war, who has been to the floor of the pit and seen horror in the round and learned at last that it speaks to his inmost heart, only that man can dance."

>"Even a dumb animal can dance."

The first speaker is something of an enigma, he is a something of a physical personification of violence and destruction. But he is calm, collected and quietly intimidating as he is explaining himself.

The other is a southern man who isn't as dumb as he sounds despite his near monosyllablic responses.

This will be the last one I write that'll be stolen from another source.

>> No.28061222

>>28055000
That was beautiful. I saved this because I need to preserve it for future generations.

>> No.28061258

>>28061222
Thank you.

>> No.28061266 [DELETED] 
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28061266

>>28061222
stop, I'm blushing.
I used my hand to make the slobbering noises.

>> No.28061273

>>28055232
Well I enjoyed it.

>> No.28061380

>>28061198
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SAVCRLyJCn

>> No.28061390

>>28060914
I want to have sex with your deep rich voice.

>> No.28061398

>>28055640
>>28055623
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GwTisIcUoq

I think that was a pretty good take (sorry for swallowing noises here and there, but I have a sore throat). Took a bunch of takes to get it right.

>> No.28061413

>>28060764
So dumb, so good.

>> No.28061536

Holy crap, this went far. I was away a while, granted.

>> No.28061559
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28061559

>>28061398
Fantastic. More jovial and playful than I was thinking, but I like it. This is why I did this. I wanted to see how other people would read the character. You're giving me great material to play around with.

Also saved just to listen to once in a while. It's really fun to listen to. Reminds me of Bryan Cranston.

>> No.28061582

>>28061198
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PsXU1d5gbp

>> No.28061603

Requesting the naration at the beggining

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlhZbgVYlrU

>> No.28061717

>>28061559
>>28061390
>>28059031
>>28055085
Thanks, everyone. These threads are always fun. I'm going to be now, though.

>> No.28062091

Anyone have anything else they want done? A buddy and I are fucking around with random quotes and was wondering if anyone had anything else they wanted done?

>> No.28062117
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28062117

>>28062091
see
>>28061603
for what it sounds like

Due to your position as regional commander of the southern defense forces, Lord Terenas commands that you raise an outpost in the Hillsbrad foothills.
It is rumored that Orcish marauders have been raiding coastal towns in the area, but whether these attacks are part of a greater Horde offensive is, as yet, unknown.

Your outpost is to provide food and information for Alliance troops, and as such, should be a community consisting of at least four Farms. You must also construct a Barracks in order to safeguard the Hillsbrad operation.

>> No.28062127

>>28062091
Freely and boldly I declare that I have never heard a single donkey-fart doctor of theology, in the smallest of his divisions and points, even whisper, to say nothing of speaking loudly, about the order established in God and all his creatures.
If you could do an accent like a german who's a bit drunk, that would be perfect.

>> No.28062174 [DELETED] 

>This particular character is on the verge of dying, from a dagger to the chest. His/her final moments are to his/her granddaughter and granddaughter's magical tutor.

Listen, my sweet, my dear Callissa... good God, you're the best thing my son created!
*A fit of violent wheezing*
One day, you'll be the greatest Magus Arcanum has every harboured, I just know it.

... Tengu. Excuse me- 'Mr. High-roust'. I should address you well for this.. occasion.
I want you to take care of my granddaughter. My castle, my library, it's all at your disposal. I know you're... hardly a magician yourself, but with what little you know, you can carry her the rest of the way-
*A groan of pain, rapid wheezing and coughing*
Leave... leave me to the snows... you need not carry me home, not now. Once spring has lifted this blighted cold, send legates for my corpse.

Callissa, tell your father and mother that I love them, and that I... am so sorry what I've put them through. And I love you...
Mr. High-Roust.... good luck. And thank you.

>> No.28062240

>>28062117
http://vocaroo.com/i/s033k8Rsxeg5

>> No.28062256

>>28058435
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hlABZs3fzc

It's really fucking quiet, but that's because I had no clue it'd be so quiet.

>> No.28062368

>>28062127

We can't do German, but one of us shall attempt and English accent of that is ok.

>> No.28062375

>>28062117

I'm an American, from the South, doing a Scottish accent. The picture just begged for it. Tell me how I did, please.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10xoWt3t5Aw

>> No.28062388

>>28062127
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B6lKROyWAN

>> No.28062501

>>28062256
Thank you.

>> No.28062829
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28062829

"A large fleet based in Comberth Harbor that was to be reassigned to North Point after the resurfacing of the terrorist organization, a World With No Boundaries, went silent at 0600 this morning. As a result, ISAF special forces have been sent to investigate and the task of defending North Point for the present time has been assigned to your Squadron and the mercenary ace that flew alongside you during the Belkan War. 118th Tactical Fighter wing, dismissed."
If anyone could do this while capturing the feel of the briefings in Ace Combat 04, I would be very thankful.

>> No.28062895

>>28062829
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NYR27wZEir

my shitty attempt

>> No.28063022

>>28062829
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bj93sPKWl7

>> No.28063089

I would like to hear a sad robot say "Another day of thankless indentured servitude."

>> No.28063139

>>28063022
That was pretty good,Thanks.

>> No.28063193

>>28063139

Thanks, didn't think it would come out well. Been told I have a pretty monotonous voice.

>> No.28063291

>>28055075
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Thhdr7kQxU
>>28055071
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OHuBYUyKCn
>>28055065
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eruAiBY6kb
>>28054986
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OihPhhNPhi
>>28054911
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1egUA616RTZ
>>28055296
You bastard. I like you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wx9RPbEkcR
>>28055160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vSu3a4kLm5
>>28055186
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18CGicPQQ3T
>>28055145
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aXkQg1y8X0
>>28055373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cAcgqdLB3Z

Yeah I'm quite bored.

>> No.28063307

>>28055632
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ta5HzpLrN8

>> No.28063372

>>28055562
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i4Qbza6RBf
Here's another for ya. I keep slipping out of accent I keep trying to sound like Eric Idle and I always keep sounding like an Aussie version of him instead.

>> No.28063421

>>28054178
I wish I could voice act

>> No.28063440

>>28056122
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YGn8Xm1p4S

>> No.28063442

>>28055562
tried to add a bit of static and tried to go for someone who has lost their shit

>> No.28063459

>>28063442
>forgot link
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PBZS9YRETm

>> No.28063470
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28063470

Can I get a reading of this?

>> No.28063475

>>28056517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YDigsOcICF

>> No.28063911

>>28063307

Zarbon.wav

>> No.28065176

Bumping this thread. Can't let something so glorious 404 before I save every file.

>> No.28065245
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28065245

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nOFdczkqBN

>> No.28065316
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28065316

>>28059874
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YabRjrnhLW

>> No.28065369

>>28065245
>Not pronouncing "simultaneous" with a soft "i".
Ruined it.

>> No.28065425
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28065425

"Even now, in the darkest reaches of space, Slash Gordon and the Adeptus Estates fight against the brunt of the ever costly Hererical Housing Market, armed with little more than a smile on their faces and a legion of rapidly assembling Imperial Housing units. Emperor bless you and your men, Slash Gordon."

>> No.28065428
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28065428

C'mon youz gitz, lets 'ear ya!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qdx096swWk

>> No.28065461

>>28054687
Sounds like the intro to a campaign mission of AoE.

>> No.28065472

>>28065425
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PD7I5oqVdZ

>> No.28065577

>>28065472
Oh ye gods, thank you, based fa/tg/uy.

>> No.28065623
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28065623

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S1Qpsa7jh7

this was for a buddy of mine. lazy fuck never did finish it

>> No.28065743

Okay, since I could really use a pick-me-up after a truly horrendous morning, I'm going to throw a request up. It wound up kind of long, so if people pass it by, I understand completely.

In an official-sounding tone, an intel officer giving some sort of debrief:

"We call her the Wren.

Not her real name, though, we obliterated those records years ago. For her own protection--she's too valuable. Donalt picked her out of the scouts--sharp eye, that one--flagged her for training. Said he saw potential. Oh, did he ever. As you might recall, the war had gone badly for us--worse than it is now, anyway. After she finished training, we sent her off to take out a target of opportunity, a colonel who we placed out in the field, supervising maneuvers.

She came back with three. Caught him, his adjutant, and a real bastard of a tactician who had been giving us grief in the western theatre for months. And the rest, as they say, is history. Over the last three years, she chewed her way through their officer corps. I'm not sure we'd still be fighting today without having the Wren to set on 'em.

We really should have seen it coming. She kept putting in for leave, we kept turning her down. Just one more mission, we said, just one more mission, every time. Hell, I turned her down on the last one personally. She seemed to take it well enough. That'd be the night she killed half of the men who used to lean over this war table, yes. Thought she was assassinating the council of bloody cardinals. I still remember that big 'mission accomplished' grin on her face in the interrogation chamber.

Well, we rehabilitated her, and it seemed to take. Seemed to. Yes, I think you realize where I'm going with this. The Wren is our greatest success, and our greatest failing. And since you did so well punching her out the first time, I'm sending you to go get her back.

Are you listening to me, Lucas?"

>> No.28065838

>>28065743
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16nncb8x4iC

>> No.28065845

>>28065425

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P2UyruA8Pc

I tried.

>>28065743

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BWkNjFM2do

One pick-me-up, as requested.

>> No.28065861

>>28065623

Holy shit, Godspell

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28065906

>>28065838
>>28065845
Damn, both of you guys are awesome. First one nailed the mental voice I had for it perfectly, and the second had this great '50s America espionage kind of feel to it.

Thanks a ton, both of you. Really brightened my day.

>> No.28067141

>>28065623

Also, pastebin the lyrics, you fucking nignog. Or get in contact with me and I will gladly help you finish this damn thing. /tg/ needs it.

>> No.28067439

>>28063089
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xOsTRjbwYl

I tried some effects in Audacity.

>> No.28067519

>>28059874
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wd0DFixf4h
>>28059336
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OrxFTZ2OJA

Any good? I'm better at villain lines; something about an English accent just lends itself to being superior and condescending.

>> No.28067558

>>28063089
I gave it a wing: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vZMeG2IH4D

>> No.28067575

>>28063470
For some reason, I did this in a more-aggressive version of my robot voice here >>28067558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MuDgnTxf4z

>> No.28067602

>>28065743
A very quick do http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XhnIr3ri9S

>> No.28067636

>>28065428
Two takes in one here. I realised the first accent was more australian than mockney. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SxqiJAWVOt

ps you really are going to have to take out "deficiency", orks don't talk that way

>> No.28067727

>>28055075
I slipped up on one bit on the you and I part. Barrel on fun. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FepGUBr9wi

>> No.28067737

>>28061026

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qo6xMOC29r

Hope that's what you were looking for

>> No.28067782

>>28055075

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z5iKF5397D

>> No.28068005

Bump for interest

>> No.28068784

>>28067141
When your squad breaks
Or climbing some stairs
You're just for dosh
Matt ward made sure yet

Your primarch frozen, dozing
Chapter master hands are broken
Deamons are preying, Fleets are delaying
And heresy lurks in your ranks!

Your mood and your hue
Are both a smurf blue
Black legion's rule
Not much you can do

Don't forget that we must preserve \ terra from this mess
Just follow the codex

Blood ravens born astarte theives
looting what we see
Richer then that creed is in genius

Minds sharp as tacks
Thule rocking back
Droppods landing in pairs

The best in every game
titus what a shame
Best at finding mountains of wargear
We can't take it with us but still we won't share

We got plot armor nice and thick
flying by the stick
Thats a nice relic you got there


Kyrus is legit, worried not a bit
all of this and you pay the check

But heresy's out there, we all must do our share
Just follow the codex

I had a much better version with a cleaner instrumental track. I just slapped that together because the original is lost. A bit too fast to get everything out properly. There also was a segment where Peter and Jesus are talking about how to remove the taint of heresy from ones own Chapter all the while your Chapter Master is a deamon prince of his own.

>> No.28068852
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28068852

C-can a grill with a sweet voice do a Xeno VA? maybe based on her Twitter?

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