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[ERROR] No.27957281 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

I always imagine that elves look like bill kaulitz.

>> No.27957297

That thing's name is "Bill"?

How majestic.

>> No.27957309

In my day, they all looked like David Bowie

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>> No.27957355

In my time you were crowned king if you saw an elf and survived to tell the story.

>> No.27957398

>German-speaking elves

>> No.27957403

>You need to survive in order to tell the story
Kids these days...

>> No.27957406

Back when the world was new, ma rg vvv ciel wa soo

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>> No.27957452

First time I saw him on TV, I mistook him for Christina Stürmer.

That's doing it right. Do they also put their crotch on display?

Was there ever any doubt about that?

>> No.27957455

Back in the day fags were manly

>> No.27957464

Well... Elves(Which is a corruption of Alfar) are Nordic, so they are kinda proto-german

>> No.27957506

So back then elves were Alfar as fuck?

>> No.27957510

back in my day goblins looked like David Bowie

>> No.27957547

Mines looked like Willem Dafoe

>> No.27957586

Back in my day David Bowies looked like women.

>> No.27957613

I had a friend known for his repressed sexuality who once said explicitly that Tokyo Hotel was crap at music, but that he still jerked off to the lead singer because he thought she was really hot. It took about fifteen minutes to convince him that the singer's name was Bill Kaulitz and that he was sort of a guy.

>> No.27957621

Back in my day witches looked like Emma Watson

>> No.27957622

Good choice.

>> No.27957641

They don't?

>> No.27957657

>I had a friend known for his repressed sexuality
I had to stop reading there because I just burst out laughing.

>> No.27957684

Back in my day they looked like they were on fire.

>> No.27957718

she looks way manlier than him tho

>> No.27957754

Back then I only had a relatively small TV with no HD.
Music was similar enough, voice as well.
Took me a bit to identify that thing on screen as what ought to be a guy.

>> No.27957791

Good one brother.

>> No.27957818

he has a beard nowadays

Can you still get erect to him, OP?

>> No.27957901

That's goblins.

>> No.27958005

Come on, he was obviously the elven lord who glamored his way to the top by virtue of being the only one in the goblin kingdom with a brain.
You know how they are, these lords and ladies.

>> No.27958533

I used to be a huge BK fan back in 2008, until he grew a beard and started looking like a chip n dales dancer without muscles

I even listened to the music, some of the songs are alright if you don't take them too seriously, like monsoon, etc

there's even a bill kaulitz image board but only like 6 people post their regularly so it's slow as fuck


>> No.27959135

He's just so pretty.

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>> No.27960455

I think you mean COGNATE faggot, learn to comparative linguistics.

>> No.27960492

Why do you feel bad about finding Gina Carano attractive?

>> No.27960497

That is a guy? Man you white people are fucked up.

>> No.27960505

I always imagine them looking like Bjork.

Possibly acting like her too.

>> No.27960660

Bjork certainly looks... off enough.

>> No.27960701

She acts off-er.

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