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>>27949507
Master pastebin (contains all links to recently added and/or modified stories)
http://pastebin.com/JbeDnCAP

>Hello /tg/, it's me Eldrad Ulthran. YEAAAAH!
>So mon-keigh? Have you missed me? Who wouldn't eh?
>It's been a long time for all of us, hasn't it eh
>But now, I'm BAAAACK!

>Well, I instigated my own disappearance y'know.
>Spending eternity as a chaos gods plaything would be a tedious way to end your carrier as galaxy's biggest dick, wouldn't it.

>Yeah, well I needed somewhere isolated. People were hunting me down, warp storms were on my trail. They were cheesed off about all the dickery I had pulled the past 10 000 years.
>No one ever got hurt, well... no one I cared about anyway.
>They must've figured out it was me because the next thing I know is they tracked me down, corrupted Blackstone fortresses everywhere!

>So I needed somewhere something unique.

>>27949635
>So I just y'know scouted the galaxy, zipping around all over the place. I searched the webway, visited secret locations until finally I found it. I knew I had struck gold.
>The perfect safe haven. /tg/'s weekend smutthread.

>The place furthest from any type of decency you could imagine. No one would dream looking for me there, would they. You can dick around as much you want.

>It was y'know basically just a bunch of pervs messing around on /tg/. The funny thing was, that it looked idyllic from far away through the binoculars, like a fapping paradise.
>But once you got closer you could see it was just 4chan.

>>27949645
That...explains a lot about Eldrad's dickishness. He got it all from us.

>>27949645
>You should always start with Taldeer. Taldeer's Dawn of Wars greatest asset. She's an outstanding troll, looks great and an brilliant mon-keigh fucker.

>I went back to the place where I'd last seen her back in 2006, the scene of the Dark Crusade game, the crash site.

>However, there was nothing left. I did what I could, I scrapped up some of Taldeers soulstones from the wreckage and got to work building a wraithguard version of her. It aint the real Taldeer obviously, but y'know it's close enough for smut.

>She's /tg/'s personal scrying, love-blooming pinup girl. She can fire a pair of D-cannons right out of her tits y'know.
>What other waifu can state claims to something like that?

The week before last I requested a story here.

I would like a story about a male human, halfling or half-human druid who revives his (all-male) party from death with reincarnation, bringing them all back as females of various races, both monstrous and not. Forcing them to adapt to their new forms, and deal with the uncomfortable growing attraction they all feel to the druid due to hormones and shit.
Just a nice vanilla/genderswap/harem story


If more detail is needed I can provide it, I'm not sure how much detail the writefags here want/expect.

also unsure of exactly how to phrase a request, was that alright? It feels a bit impolite but I don't know how else to word it all

>>27949676
That's the normal format for requests. I'm not one myself- I'm just the archivist. I'm sure somebody will get on it eventually though.

>>27949668
>>27949645
I've never seen these before.

Wait, does this mean Lewdanon's branching into writing too?

>>27949728
Lewd is EVOLVING.

Also dat color.

>>27949756
Yes, it's beautiful.

We need Sorin tenderly loving Avacyn

>>27949668
Taldeer as a Wraith...whatever that is manages somehow to be creepy yet strangely attractive at the same time.

>>27949896
Good thing our LIIVI doesn't mind, though it probably is causing him to have some...interesting fetishes now.

>>27949992
At this point there's so many different branches of /tg/ canon that you can just pick and choose which interpretation of it that you want. I personally prefer Taldeer as her normal fleshy self, but someone who doesn't can go with the wraithguard version. And the guys who need a grimdark fix can go for the far more obscure versions where the couple was separated or one of them was killed.

Hell, there's even the one where Macha went psycho and murdered them both in a fit of jealousy, but that's heresy so we'll just skip that.

To get back on track and avoid a pointless "my headcanon is better than yours" debate, how are the writefags doing? I remember seeing Smutomancer earlier in another thread yesterday.

>>27949676

That has already been written. As a non-request. By me.

/tg/ hated it, BTW

>>27950164
oh...

may I see it?

>>27950164
Where? I don't remember that.

>>27950180
>>27950184

Sure.

http://pastebin.com/q3P40iYz
http://pastebin.com/ujvypZGY

That's as far as I took it before /tg/ uniformly told me it was horrible and I went on to other things.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

>>27950092
>implying Macha didn't just murder them and go psycho while playing online with her sister while playing Craftworld Rampage 5. While Taldeer complains about her taking it too seriously.

I like to blend my canons into a fresh mix.

>>27950092
Well in the Plastic Beach Album Murdoc makes a cyborg Nooble after he thinks she's dead. Unbeknownst to him she actually survived the events of the El Manana video and eventually makes her way to Plastic Beach with the help of Russel.

So at this point LIIVI can have two Taldeers if you like.

Is there a way to put references to sexual content in the background so that it's present, while continuing to advance a narrative?

You know, like protracted negotiations inside the pleasure palace of the Orgy King.You're in a pleasure palace, and he's the Orgy King. You want to acknowledge that. But the story needs to continue or it'll just get bogged down in solid orgy.

>>27950222
It's not that bad.

Not great, but hardly a literary disaster zone

>>27950222
Requester here.

It's not exactly what I was hoping for, a bit odd with the "origins" and the "results" and the dialogue seems a bit... off, but it's nowhere near as bad as you're making it out to be.

I'd continue reading it if you continued writing it

>>27950287
Oh, I thought I was missing a reference somewhere. I don't really pay attention to Gorillaz (or any other music at that matter), so I'm not surprised that I didn't get it.

>>27950287
>two Taldeers
That might just be lewd enough to work

>>27950222

Better written than 7/10 stories in these threads.

Would read more.

>>27949668
So if you push this as far as it goes, and you take the Stylo video, then who would Bruce Willis be?

>>27950398

yeah, I realize you wanted more of a simple love story.For me it was more interesting to plot towards how the party would horribly murder the druid for being a creep.

>>27950528
7/10? What are the other 3 then? (Just curious, that's all.)

>>27950506
But think of the catfight that would ensue! (Also, if that situation occured and Taldeer wasn't dead, whose soul is in the Wraithguard?)

>>27950655
I can see that. The fact that it's not accidental is probably my main issue. Druidy-boy is a bit of a giant cock, rather than the hapless harem protagonist I saw him as.

>>27950688
Some random schmuck probably.

>>27950688
Even the catfight would be worth it.

>>27950632
Creed?

>>27950274
Someone has been playing too much GTA 5

>>27950713
They ought to put name tags on those soul stones.

>>27950829
Oh, Eldrad probably knew it wasn't Taldeer. He just insisted until the poor bugger in the stone actually thought he WAS her.

Because Eldrad is a dick.

I'd love to see some busty Khornette.

I'd love to see a tzneetch mutated monkey skull raping what is left of an imperial space marines helmet

We need a story about Domri Raid being dommed by Ruric'Thar and the animals of Gruul....he's a trap if I've ever seen one and is love to read about his tender boypussy being ravaged by beast and ogre alike.

>>27950922
>>27950950
Wut?

>>27950892
I'd love to see a busty khornette being taught the strengths of the greater good by a gentle-hearted fire warrior.

It's totally impossible via any means, but I'd like to see it

>>27950950
I change my vote from the mutant monkey
draw this!

>>27950274
Hmm where's the greentext brigade when you need them?

>>27950892
How does Khnornette fill herself in periods?
Blood for the Blood God.

>>27950966
My thoughts exactly.

>>27950982
Come to think of it, I never see Khornettes mentioned nowadays. What happened?

>>27950950
Dude this must be a thing, if only to see the MtG fans flip their shit

>>27950892

>>27951018
Daemonettes steal the spotlight, because they're fapbait with actual models.

>>27950892
a cornette

>>27951048
Yea...that's why I want it...to fuck with them ... Haha..

>>27951080
Really? I want it because I have strange fetishes and urges that I wish to satisfy

>>27951079
Now give me a cornetto three-way

>>27951057
>visible nips
>that (lack of) resolution
You should upload full version on some imageshare and just post a link here or I report you!

>>27951095
Whats wrong with you?!?!

>>27950950
>boypussy
You mean arsehole. You are sexually aroused by the sight of one man fucking another man in the arsehole. Why does /lgbt/ do that? God, at least take pride in what you do...

>>27951119

>>27950701

Oh. Your request was really unclear, and I could not think of any way reincarnating EVERYONE as a female would ever NOT be intentional

And even then, taking advantage of it is pretty sleazy too, bro

>>27951129
>implying boypussy doesn't make it sound hotter than"asshole"
>implying I don't take pride in buttfuckery
>implying

>>27950950
You sick fuck. Take it to the ERP thread. pretty sure someone over there will be eager to be your Ruric'Thar.

>>27951127
Hormones mostly
That and society has wronged me
Also my upbringing, that was pretty weird...way too many flamingos and slash fiction recitals to be considered normal

>>27951153
I don't wanna play Domri, I suck at ERP'ing, which is why I requested a story.

>>27951149
>implying it sounds hotter
It just sounds to me as if you're trying to pretend you're straight. I know it's just slang and it isn't you but seriously, how are others ssupposed to accept what you're doing if you won't?

Oh and another vote for that pic.

>>27951181

>>27951080
>>27951095
Thought so. It's ok, we don't judge.

>>27951127
Most of the time, that is. Apparently, this appears to be an exception to the rule.

>>27950950
>>27951153
Really? This makes you think they're sick? That is possibly the least offensive suggestion for ogre on trap sex I have ever seen
and just for that
UP VOTE

>>27951135
I left it open on purpose so anyone who took the request could interpret it their own way if they wished.

But yeah, I was kind of thinking more along the lines of massive coincidence that they're all female, then, because they don't believe that it really was a mistake, and because they're inexperienced with resisting... urges aimed towards men rather than women, they end up taking advantage of him while he tries to convince everyone that it's creepy and weird

>>27951181
It really comes down to whether your domming someone or not, telling them your going to fuck them in their tight boypussy til they can't walk anymore conveys you being the dom and them being the subby little slut

>>27951210
This is a very strange thread I have walked into.....Im not sure if I like it or not

>>27951217
It works even for straight couples.

>>27951210
I can kind of see it, I think it just has unfortunate implications is all. I wouldn't feel sexy or dominant saying it, I'd just feel a bit silly and silliness kills the mood.

>>27951171
You can't just leave it at that and assume that nobody will be curious about it. Tell us more.

>>27951217
It's usually not this surreal, but when the writefags don't show up right away people get restless, and very strange things happen as a result of sexual frustration, impatience, and the general atmosphere of raging insanity that is 4chan.

Just stopped for an update. Progress has been slowed by every possible real-life thing happening all at once, but here's where I stand.

>NiceCanoness+FluffyCelestian
Will be ready tomorrow.
>FiremaneFlyingFuck
Has been started, but won't be ready until next weekend.
>Cybermonstergirlesbianmindcontrol
On hold until the above are completed.
>Macha lewdness
On indefinite hiatus until I figure out what if anything I wish to do to continue it.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled lewdness.

Different strokes for different folks, man, that's what makes smut threads nice.

Even though it kinda seems like they are biased towards only doing 40k stories, granted, the threads started with 40k, some diversity would be nice.

>>27950632
Gabe
No doubt its Gabe

>>27951270
And have it end up with just random fairys and crap? No thabks, tgchan is already cancer.

>>27951259
Any word on Hesperax's pet?

>>27949668
Lelith can dodge both her beams. At the same time.
And stab her in the robocunt.

>>27951298
It could have more DnD

or Warhammer Fantasy

>>27951314
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Hesperax%27s_Pet#Chapter_Four
You missed the point

>>27951270
We're trying, but we're up to our armpits in requests as it is. If anyone else wants to step up they're free to do so, though.

>>27951259
>Macha lewdness
>On indefinite hiatus until I figure out what if anything I wish to do to continue it.

It would be a shame to end it now- you've got the beginning for a pretty interesting story set up with what you've got now. Hell, I'd even read it if there were smut-free chapters interspersed here and there. But for now it would be a good idea to focus on the other stuff- that should give you some time to come up with more ideas.

>>27951311
He didn't write that, you're thinking of ELH. Last thread he said he was trying to get just the right balance of S+M and something more tender. (He did mention that the sandworm story he was working on was coming along nicely though.)

We need some more hardcore femdom fics. Feminization, humiliation, bondage, pegging etc.

These threads are just dull 40K porn after dull 40K porn, and it's mostly just standard stuff. Such a shame, I always thought /tg/was the place where kinks were creatively explored (as opposed to /d/ who only do dickgirls).

>>27951423
Feel free to contribute anon, be the force of change. Issue in a new age of awesome kinks.

>>27951423
That's 'cause Lewdanon won't draw my idea of creepy uncle Ronahn x Lofn.....

Anyone interested in scribbling something WHFB related?

Humbly requesting a Bteronnian Questing knight and a smutty wood elf Spellsinger lady.

>>27951454
>>27951407
Perhaps the Seeding Midnight and Darkest Dawn series of fics might be appealing to you, along with Night at the Forge. Some pretty heavy stuff in there- mind control, orgasm denial, pegging, even some elements of gore.

If you'd like, I can also dig up some stuff from the depths of 1d4chan as well.

>>27951505
>Seeding Midnight

Unless it progressed, didn't SM just have a power-bottom drow having sex with the protagonist?

Please do.

>>27951195

Yep, I understand that, but I am not super interested in essentially re-writing a plot with slightly altered motivations. Sorry.

From your initial post it sounded exactly like what I wrote, and I suspected you were one of the people in the thread that spawned that fic, who was subtly asking for more.

Sorry to disappoint.

>>27951531
It did progress- the mind control part just got cranked up several notches, and it looks like the next one is likely to be the finale. See Chapter 7.

Anyway, I found these: they were unusual enough to get my attention inasmuch as they seemed to be in a somewhat more obscure setting. (I don't know a thing about CthulhuTech, so I'll refrain from giving my two cents.)

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/CthulhuTech:_Engel_Loev_Human

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/CthulhuTech:_Engel_Loev_Human_-_Naughty_Tentacles

>>27951583
If you're interested in more, I can try to keep looking, although most of the stuff on 1d4chan is 40K-related too. Mind you, I can't make any guarantees about quality for obvious reasons.

>>27951496
Im writing one about a group of slaves escaping from the darklands. Its going to end with some smut so I geuss I could post it when its complete.

>>27951661
Sure, why not?

Repost of the CuttleDaemonette fic requested last week, just in case the Anon who wanted it didn't see: http://pastebin.com/0Y3tRN1A
Warning, it sucks...

>>27950164
They hate everything though...

>>27950287
>>27950506
...Why am I seeing the Wraithfu as a creepy Yandere?

>>27950688
>>27950713
>>27950829
>>27950884
...It's Caerys, isn't it?
Eldrad picked up Caerys Soulstones, and she's convinced herself that she's Taldeer...

>>27951270
>>27951423
Well you have to realise 40k has a literal God/dess of Lewd, so the smut flows much smoother.
Believe me, Dungeons and Dragons has plenty of potental to work with, but little in the way of actual set up other than "Perverted Wizard does X."

>>27951967
> Warning, it sucks...
What a surprise! Oh, that's you again... No, it's not.

>>27951967
>Dungeons and Dragons has plenty of potental to work with, but little in the way of actual set up other than "Perverted Wizard does X."

Yeah, I think that's the main problem with DnD smut. Without a decent setup, any activity in there is essentially interchangable with any other kind of porn story.

Is there going to be a continuation of the roman slave fic?

>>27951471
Chris Hansen intensifies.

>>27952071
That seemed a bit unnecessarily rude.

>>27952125
ND has a bit of a bad reputation here, to say the least. At least he fixed the spelling errors.

>>27952079
Clearly we need to create a DnD Smut Goddess!

>>27952151
Oh I see.

>>27952163
There's plenty of goddesses of love and sex in the DnD universe already- adding one more won't change anything.

And who the fuck is "we"?

>>27951967
>Well you have to realise 40k has a literal God/dess of Lewd, so the smut flows much smoother.

Literal god/ess of boring shit, more like it.

It's a setting utterly shit for porn, and yet everyone keeps using it because MUH FAULTY KAI

>>27952215
Instead of picking fights over which setting is better for porn, why not actually try writing some up? It's obvious everyone here is starved for content right now.

Also:
>replying to ND

>>27950892
>>27951018
Why in the hell would we ever hang out with a bunch of fucking perverts like you?!

>>27950982
...Well that does sound like it wouldn't totally suck Nurgle balls...

>>27951012
...UGH!
YOU FUCKING SICKOS!!
And you wonder why we can't fucking tolerate you?!

>>27951066
Prissy ass, attention whoring bitches...
...I-it's not like the rest of us might like some company or anything...

>>27952270
You're not fooling anyone, ND- you're the only one who takes these threads seriously enough to RP in them. Now stop shitting up the thread.

>>27952270
Seriously ND. Stop.

>>27952270
You guys read alot of porn.

Any advice on writing my sexual scenes? Any advice on balancing narrative and sex?

http://www.mediafire.com/?7a63lrko4fscc9j

http://www.mediafire.com/?xc6d20appd8fpeo

You guys read alot of porn. Some of you even write it.
Is it possible to get some critique on my sexual scenes? Also, is there any rule of thumb for balancing sex with narrative?

http://www.mediafire.com/?7a63lrko4fscc9j

http://www.mediafire.com/?xc6d20appd8fpeo

>>27952193
Name them and list their domains please!
Hopefully someone in the thread will find one that /d/elightfully caters to their fetish.

>>27952215
Seriously?
Half the Galaxy is /d/eliciously sexually repressed, the other half completely uninhibited.
That makes for an explosively Smutty combination!

>>27952163
>Clearly we need to create a DnD Smut Goddess!

Stop using your lack of knowledge of the MANY MANY settings for D&D as a shield.>>27951967
>Believe me, Dungeons and Dragons has plenty of potental to work with, but little in the way of actual set up other than "Perverted Wizard does X."
>>27952079
>Yeah, I think that's the main problem with DnD smut. Without a decent setup, any activity in there is essentially interchangable with any other kind of porn story.

Spot people who have never actually opened a D&D sourcebook! Win a prize!

>>27952469
Wait, a DnD Smut story doesn't actually mean much. Besides some suggested gods and a few flavorful spells 'DnD' doesn't have a setting. It's generic, by design.

Now an Eberron smut story, or a Forgotten Realms smut story, or a Dark Sun smut story, those are better stories to write then just 'a DnD smut story'.

>>27952533
>Now an Eberron smut story, or a Forgotten Realms smut story, or a Dark Sun smut story, those are better stories to write then just 'a DnD smut story'.

Those are all settings for D&D. Stop trying to use semantics to prove yourself "right".

Alternately "stop being a retard".

>>27952533
Alright then,what will it take to see a Dark Sun smut story that doesnt feature a thri keen

>>27952562
And stop being needlessly confrontational

He's right in the sense that D&D is far to generic, those settings give a particular mood and style each that can set a story up

>>27952562
That was my first post. I was throwing in my two cents.

Are you going to deny that that's a true point? Just saying 'DnD Smut' is completely interchangeable with 'Generic High Fantasy smut'.

But, DnD itself has good settings to work with, and stories can easily be written in those.

Stop being a jackass.
>>27952575
I guess someone who is both familiar with Dark Sun, and doesn't want Thri Keen sex.

>>27952625

>hurr hurr I am being so clever now I am trolling that guy

Stop. Just stop. You're not clever or funny. You're just sad.

>>27952625
So basically impossible then?
I would try...but my writting skills are horrible, at least in any creative way

>>27952330
Normally I'd tell you to go and google it yourself, but since I have nothing better to do right now here's a short list.

Generic:
Ai Ch'hing: Kara-Turan goddess of love, marriage
Evening Glory (Libris Mortis), lesser goddess of love, beauty and immortality through undeath.
Iallanis, lesser goddess of good giants, love, forgiveness, mercy and beauty.
Isis (also known as Ishtar): Mulhorandi goddess of weather, rivers, agriculture, love, marriage, good magic.
Kiltzi: Maztican god of health, love, happiness, children
Lastai (Book of Exalted Deeds), demigoddess of pleasure, love, and passion.
Sehanine: Unaligned goddess of Illusion, Love and the Moon. Seasonal god of autumn and patron of elves.
Sheela Peryroyl: Halfling goddess of nature, agriculture, weather, song, dance, beauty, romantic love.
Sheyanna Flaxenstrand, intermediate gnome goddess of love, beauty and passion.

Forgotten Realms:
Sune, goddess of beauty, love, and passion
(Smut of her here: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Sune%27s_Blessing)
Sharess, Exarch of Sune, portfolio includes hedonism, festhalls and sensual fulfillment. (It's said that she's had affairs with mortals on many occasions- AND she's a catgirl. Sitting on a gold mine here, folks.)
Hanali Celanil, Aspect of Sune and elven goddess of romantic love and beauty
Sharindlar, dwarven goddess of romantic love, healing, mercy, and courtship

Shall I keep going or have I made my point?

>>27952669
What are you talking about?

I'm not trolling, I'm not trying to be clever, I'm not even making a joke.

I mean, the pdf is a joke, kind of. But not really. It's just something to share.

You're really confusing me.

>>27951496
Unfortunately I don't know enough about bretonnia to write that.

>>27952804
Before this gets any more out of hand, let me just say this.

It's just smut. If you're genuinely pissed about it, go and pick the story of your choice up in the master pastebin and fap. If for whatever reason the story you want isn't there, request it or write it yourself. Continue to do so until you calm down.


The writefags write about things that they like, and it should be no surprise that many of them prefer to write about 40k for one reason or another. If you wish to change this situation, start writefagging yourself- I guarantee you that you'll find an audience, regardless of the setting.

(Seriously, we need way more people writing stuff or flamewars like this start happening. I'd do so myself, but I have absolutely no experience with relationships or sexuality so it would almost certainly be mediocre at best.)

>>27952742
Most of those are love goddesses not smut goddesses, the exception being Sharess who is seriously lacking for her description

>>27953137
Wait, what? I'm not pissed, I'm just confused. I'm not sure why anyone is getting upset.


I'm just making the observation: 'The term 'DnD Smut' is interchangeable with 'Generic High Fantasy Smut' because DnD is generic, by design

However, DnD has put out settings, and these can be very interesting to work with, and mean more then simply saying 'DnD smut'.'

Does any of that sound unreasonable?


Also, I am a writefag. I came here for critique, I have yet to get any.

>>27953176
Well, we can't have that now, can we? I suggest someone try to flesh out some of her exploits so she can live up to her portfolio.

>>27953200
What did you write? I can critique it if I know what it is you wrote.

>>27953213
The mediafire links.
It's a CYOA, I'm looking for tips on how to handle scenes in the future.

Does anyone want some Tau tentacle rape? (Well, it's not too rapey, though).

http://pastebin.com/m0ieR2ef

You might say that this was just copying the idea of last week's tentacle story, but I say unto you, this one was written over a year ago, actually.

>>27949635
>>27949645
>>27949668
This is fucking excellent.
>>27950632
Who would the giant head in Dare be? Big E strapped to his throne?

>>27953226
Oh. Didn't realize that. Give me a minute to download them and I'll see what I can come up with. You'll have to pardon the others- they tend to get kind of fixated on the weirdest things. In the meantime, have a perverted Ripper.

>>27953213
I would love to do that but I am a shit writer so don't expect much

Also if you look at the old book of erotic fantasy I remember them mentioning more smut / smutty themed gods and godesses

>>27953257
Give it a shot anyway. Only way to improve is to write more, right?

>>27953256
Cool beans.

Have a...

Here, have my proudest reaction image template. You can put anything in that bubble!

So are the threads always like this when ELH, Lewdanon, and Edinbro are MIA?

>>27953325

None of those people contribute anything of value anyway

Holy shit, it is so much harder to write for things that actually turn me on.

>>27951066
Khornate daemonbrides are canon, too, which makes me want khornette lewds that much more.

>>27953325
Sometimes. It's usually not this bad. It's more like there aren't any active writefags making anything new, so there's not much else to do except bicker among ourselves.

>>27953200

Anything with the logotype D&D on it is a D&D product. A D&D smut story would be a smut story involving any of those product lines. You are assuming people said "basic rules D&D" when they in fact just said "D&D". One term is all-encompassing, the other is not.

Also you're arguing for the sake of arguing, or being intentionally obtuse.

We should do a sequel to Woody's got Wood

>>27953378
I dont have a PC withme (just me phone) so it would be hard to writefag it.

>>27953414
Writefag what? You can at least give us an idea of what you're thinking of doing, right?

>>27953381
I still hold that the distinction is one worth being made, but I can see that you don't, and that's okay.

I'd say I'm arguing to clarify a point, since you started out the gat by calling me retarded. But I guess both of us just like yelling into the wind.

Here, have an elf trapped inside a book.

Remember everyone, ignore ND posts, hide ND posts, and if its offtopic enough, report ND posts.

DO NOT respond to ND, just ignore it and it will go away.

Dropping some terrorboner lewds to stay on topic.

>>27951048
Why would I flip my shit over this?

Gruul is all about savage passions.

>>27953430
Was going to do a fapfic with a Daemonette involving a handjob and lots of geneseed.
Mabye a malice Dawmonette for shits and giggles.

>>27953287
Sadly not for my case
I am a bad writer and because I am so bad I don't keep plugging away don't get any better because I stop subjecting the poor English language to my continued maulings for the decades it would take me to reach a level of not total shit

I am good for planning, back story ideas etc but just never stringing it all together

>>27953176
>>27952742
Lolth is totally the goddess of femdom and bondage. And monsergirls.

>>27953493
We've never seen a Malal Daemonette (Malicette? Malalette?) before. Might be interesting.

>>27953294
I downloaded the mediafire links, and I'm assuming the HTML files are your writing. I can't seem to open them though. Any chance you can put it on a pastebin or provide the foolz link?

>>27953600
Disregard that- I've got it working. Reading through it now.

>>27953637
Cool thanks.

There's no foolz link, /d/ doesn't have a good archive. It's gone through like, 4 since I started doing these.

I can't remember if it's smut or not, but there was a story on the wiki I read some time ago about an AdMech adept who has sex with a Sister and one of his mechadendrites gets stuck in her... various holes. Has that been updated at all?

>>27953664
Lewdanon did this, but I don't know if that counts.

http://i.imgur.com/aODKqV6.jpg

>>27953691
Not seen that before, but I'll take it.

>>27953664
That story never detailed the actual sex, it just dealt with the aftermath.

Did it really make its way to 1d4chan? I had to put in on the backburner due to life and then when I finally got back to it I hated what I decided what I had was shitty so I dropped it. I didn't realize people actually liked it.

>>27953739
I can't remember seeing any stories like that, but that could just be my mind playing tricks on me.

>>27953739
Yeah, give me a minute and I'll see if I can find it.
I'd like to read more of it, personally.

>>27953739
>>27953798
Ah, here it is: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Hangover_Mechanicus

>>27953660
I'm partway through it- it seems pretty solid to me. Since it's on /d/, a sex-to-story ratio isn't as important, but on /tg/ you have to decide in advance whether you want the plot to support the porn or the other way around. In your case, I'd say you have a fair balance of both- the sex and the story are so intertwined you can't separate one from the other. Smut's a little different, since there isn't the factor of player agency to worry about. Plus, it often uses predefined characters with distinct personalities (as opposed to Hanif, who's a blank slate so the audience can fill in for him)- that can be either a good thing or a bad thing, depending on what you do with them and how well you stick to their canon personality. (It should be noted that since Macha and Taldeer weren't given much development in the DoW games or the supplementary material, /tg/ made personalities for them instead. I think that might partly account for their popularity here, but that's just my speculation.)

>>27954053
Oh, okay then. Thanks. I was wondering if there was anything about my actual writing that could use fine tuning too. I'm always worried that the sex will start sounding repetitive or wooden.

>>27954111
I'll keep looking through it and give you any other impressions I get. Admittedly, some of the stuff is a little too /d/ for my tastes (shameless fan of vanilla sex, I'll admit it), but I'll see what I can do anyway.

>>27950892

> "I WILL FEAST UPON YOUR ENTRAILS!"
> "That's nice honey."
> "YOU WILL COWER BEFORE MY MIGHT!"
> "Oh that reminds me, your father called. Something about your new blade being finished or something."
> "I SHALL CARVE A SWATH OF DESTRUCTION WORTHY OF HIS NAME!"
> "Glad to see you're cheering up. Now come back to bed."
> "..."
> "See? Was that so hard?"
> "...These cuddles are humiliating..."
> "And yet you keep coming back for more. You're adorably stubborn."
> "...I-It's not like I like you or anything..."
> "Mhm. Not at all."
> Cuddles ensue

>>27953325
My birthday was yesterday, so not a whole lot got done. Working on smut now. ETA - whenever it's done.

>>27954168
Yeah, it's pretty /d/. The audience tends to be more into BDSM then I am, but it's fun, and there are other fetishes they'll be getting into as time goes on that I like more.

Thanks again. Have a game based on a great writers work.

>>27954218
Which one's doing the shouting?

Reposting CuttleDaemonette Attacks AGAIN because it got deleted:
http://pastebin.com/0Y3tRN1A

>>27953472
Hey, I haven't even posted in two hours and one of my suggestions might actually catch on...

>>27953493
Malice Daemonettte handjob?
...Why do I get the feeling that's going to end with a Snip-snip?

>>27953545
Yeah, but Lolth is kind of super crazy...

>>27954218
As if Khornate's aren't ALL about the cuddles...

Anyone got a link to that Macha thing?

Daily reminder bit to respond to ND

>>27954499
Which one? There's more than one.

>>27954264
Are there any others? I've read through them all now and they're pretty good.

>>27954537
Not to respond*

>>27954546
...All of them? Preferably one where she fucks a mon'keigh

I'm a sucker for Eldar/Human.

>>27954546
Nope, that's all so far. Thanks for the compliment.

There's another one being written on Monday.

>>27954605
The master link up top has them, but I'm in a good mood, so I'll spoonfeed you this time.

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Macha_writes_a_fapfic (the prologue- Macha accidentally the Star Child)

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_Final_Saga_of_Macha_the_Ever-Virgin:_Extra_Large_Heresy (the main event. It's said that upon its initial writing a thousand neckbeards cried out in rage and were suddenly silenced. Personally, it looks like it's starting to become more than the average fapfic, if only because it's the first time Macha's ever been depicted as anything other than a single-minded nymphomaniac.)

>>27954699
Bless u luv.

>>27954743
Anytime. There's some other things on Macha's 1d4chan page as well, but they aren't actual smut so I didn't link them.

>>27954440
The Khornette, obviously.

>>27954218
I like how the guy or maybe girl isn't even fazed by her shouting.
There needs to be more greentext of this.

Whoa, lost track of time there. I'm working on the DEldar x Human fic for our good sir archivist's birthday. 9 pages in.

>>27955576
>9 pages in
>ohboy.jpg

>>27955511
That's a fucking stereotype!
Blood God, if we shouted all the damn time, it'd give away our position.

...And I spent a long time digging us this foxhole, so the artillery better not be the only thing making the earth shake...

>>27955576
Archivist anon reporting in- that sounds excellent. I'll be waiting for it, and I'm sure everyone else will be interested as well.

If anyone's taking requests, can I get a story about a gay archer awkwardly hitting on a macho cavalryman and being reciprocated? Preferably set in an odd place like an ethereal plane or a tropical island.

>>27953472
> just ignore it and it will go away
You don't know this type of fags. He literally believe that hi is an awesome and extremely interesting person. He will never stop whoring.
Not reply a post is like a suicide for him. It's a cancer as is.
I almost ready to believe that "Ignore ND pls" is his own attempt to get some attention.

>>27956019
I feel like I'm missing the joke.

>>27955576
Do it, man! am quite impatient for this fic.

>>27956019
NiceDaemonette, everyone with more than 5 brain cells here knows that it's you. Why do you even bother- all you need is a bunch of reaction faces with each post and you'd be the next Jim Profit.

>>27956141
There is no joke- ND just thinks that if he changes his name, nobody will recognize him. But even we aren't that stupid.

In any event, I've emailed the mods about him again. Perhaps this time the ban will stick for longer than a day.

>>27955576
Bueno.

>>27955511
>or maybe girl

>>27956242
She gets her period bad.
Heavy bleeding and she gets terribly aggressive.

>>27956122
Feeding cancer certainly doesn't get rid of it either. All we can do is give him no attention whatsoever and report him whenever he spams or roleplays. Yeah, I would love to see him get banned but since I dont have the power to ban him, all I can do to mitigate his shitposting is report and ignore him.

Have a terrifyingly moe spidergril.

>>27956292
The guy is basically Jim Profit without the Naruto crap. I can't see how he even got away with this shit as it is.

>>27956333
Mabye he is Jim Profit?

>>27956526
No. He's not.

>>27956273
I've got a friend like that. Was tutoring her for couple days before important exam when it was... that time... almost lost an eye and my laptop in the process. But I'd say it was worth it, she passed and even settled up proper apology next week that's how I've learned that she fucks like a tiger!

>>27956292
>>27956333
>>27956526
>>27956543
Are you going to ignore him or keep bitching about him? Come on now.

>>27956273
>bloody, happy, aggressive periodsex scissoring
This is more arousing than it has any right to be.

>>27956582
I wish my girlfriend would apologise for her behavior when on her period.

>>27956653
Blood for the Blood God indeed...

>>27956587
They'd just tear each other apart if I wasn't here, did you see the shit storm that erupted over D&D Porn?

>>27956582
I have to wonder Anon, are you still friends with this girl?

>>27956677
I lol'd.

>>27956653
I imagine the resulting mess pleases Slaanesh.

Is there a reason for the hate on ND?

Sorry if question seems stupid new to thread and /tg/ in general

>>27956769
He's a self-centered asshat who can't write, derails threads with his shitty RPing, has a sense of humor that only he understands, acts like these threads are his blog and will never, ever shut the fuck up. And he refuses to understand why everyone hates him, so he whines every time somebody tells him to quit acting up.

I'd call him a troll, but that would imply that he's not taking his faggotry seriously.

>>27956932
Not that guy but I was also wondering so cheers.

>>27956767
Nah, it looks entirely unaesthetic and messy.
I mean, Slaanesh is about excess and perfection.
But Khorne does not care whence the blood flows, which implies he doesn't care how.
So, unless they start involving exotic animals and designer drugs, I see little appeal.
Slaanesh has no need for genuine girls love.

Aw damn, now I want to have a picture of the scissoring and the Khornette holding her tight while she's cramping and shivering with tears running down her face. (Make it the miserable-looking guardswoman with the coffee mug?)

>>27956769
I'm annoying and have a name, which identifies my stupidity instead of masking it with the title of Anonymous.

That said, since people want change so bad, what kind of Lesbian action would you like to see out of D&D?
Personally I'm a fan of the Transmutation School and all it's perverted applications...

>>27956932
>Implying that there actually IS something to understand, and people don't just hate me because my general behavior just pisses them off...

>>27957062
Indeed, why do I get the impression all Khornate's are secretly Romantics?

>>27957140
You're blatantly obvious with or without the name, "Khar'ren". And here's an idea: how about you try to STOP BEING ANNOYING?

>>27957140
Good lord this guy is a faggot

In pounds, how many cocks do you suck on a dailey basis?

>>27957140
People should know its you with your posting style, not a name.

>>27957140
If you know that your behavior pisses people off and you keep doing it, that makes you a troll in denial. At least other shitposters are honest about what they do.

One of these days I'll put together an image on how to filter him. That might improve the quality of these threads.

>>27957304
He's learned how to switch his names around, so that may not work. Just report him, go bug the mods on IRC about him, and he'll be forced back to whatever hole he crawled out of in no time.

>>27957365
this

>>27957219
>STOP BEING ANNOYING?
Oh hey, why don't you stop fapping Anon?

Seriously, do you think I came with some sort of annoying switch I can toggle on and off?
This is a thread on Fantasy Smut, people are going to show you some of their worst traits, like Archivist Anon and his impatience for Fapfics.

And yes, I do roleplay too much here, but that's how my creative process works and it's not like we are discussing a plethora of content here.
Tell me, do you not put yourself into the character's mind when writing a story?

>>27957446
oh for the love of god please get a trip so we can filter you

>>27957446
You do know I'm still here, right? And at least I learned to keep my impatience to myself instead of shitting up thread after thread with it.

And don't push me any further than you already have. I've found some VERY interesting stuff about you that I'm quite tempted to show off.

>>27957553
>>27957446
Do we really have to go this far, I mean this is a quick moving image board, we can just ignore the parts we dont like an move on
isnt that the beauty of tg?

>>27957610
Excellent point. So tell me, what kind of smut would everyone here like to see next? I'm thinking maybe Shadowrun or some kind of more modern setting, maybe. Nobody ever seems to do much with those.

>>27957553
Well some bad traits are easier to compensate for than others.
...But you still went nearly crazy in one of the first threads...

Still, I try to cut down on what's been pointed out, but half the time it's just screams to shut the hell up.

And what have you found anyways?
I'm honestly intrigued that I had any dirt to dig up...

CHRIST JUST POST PORN NOBODY CARES ABOUT ANY OTHER SHIT

>>27957669
What always pissed me off is how androids in most stories look entirely human. What's the point?

>>27957742
I'm not falling for that one again.

>>27957742
That does bother me and why are the central processors always in the head?

I get the need for hands but even arms can be replaced by more versatile or specialized limbs

>>27957742
But I thought looking like humans was what made androids different from other robots. That said even something like having exposed metal or something would be decent in fixing the "too human" problem.

>>27957742
There was one particularly delicious story about an android girl who just got her new, more realistic tongue installed and tried it out on her roommate who had just taken some kinda horny pill. Damn, that was a good robofap...

And then there's stuff like pic related that you could work with.

>>27957816
Well, if they didn't look human they wouldn't be androids, technically speaking. (Well, gynoids, anyway- "android" refers to the male-looking ones).

>>27957742
...Because they are ANDROids, automations possessing human (Or Ander "male") features.
If they didn't look human, they wouldn't BE Androids.

>>27957696
That was the past. I got better since then and I'm certain you can too if you tried to change. And I would greatly appreciate it if you didn't reopen old wounds.

>>27957828
I actually have that saved.
Part 1/4

>>27957975
2/4

>>27958004

>>27957885
okay good point on the terminology

but point still stand for robots in general, why the humanoid preference

>>27958004
This is the one. Turns out it was her orgasm simulator she needed to test, not her tongue. The tongue was just a bonus. A sexy, sexy bonus.

>>27957742
Better?

>>27958029
4/4

>>27957926
I'm sorry if that rub salt into anything, but understand that when lewds get involved people get CRAAAYZZZEEE...
Let us just be thankful this had nothing to do with Slug Girl reproduction and leave it at that.

>>27957816
Well it doesn't HAVE to be in the head, but the humanoid form only really has two places to store that kind of hardware; the Head and the Torso.
Head is usually more efficient because that's where a majority of the senses are mounted and shorter distance reduces sensory delay.

>>27958035
Humans tend to be attracted to other humanlike things. Contrary to what /d/ might say, being attracted to nonhuman species that aren't "human enough" is very rare.

>>27958035
Because most writers are lazy...
Seriously, it's a lot of work to figure out how to do non-humanoid sex in the first place, and that's before you have to translate it into something that sounds arousing.

>>27958058
Oh Goddess, don't remind me...

I requested a pic of the Major transforming into a Tachikoma Drider over on /d/ and I think it was fulfilled by none other than BlackShirtBoy, but he made her "snout" into an ejaculating Futa dick...

>>27956664
>>27956653
>>27956582
>Not enjoying bloody periodsex
Do you even chaos?

>>27958093
Almost forgot to clarify- because of the way our brains are wired we're most often attracted to humanlike beings (i.e. two legs, two arms, a head on top of the body with a recognizable face, and so on). Something lacking those characteristics just doesn't get registered as a potential mate by most people. Even monstergirls tend to be more girl than monster, after all.

>>27958255
How about you just dont post on /tg/ and we wont have an issue

>>27958567
True, but then you get people like me who just aren't wired right.
I'd probably find anything an attractive mate if it could intelligently express communication.

>>27958304
what's the backstory for this illustration? is the guy trying to get the girl to cosplay as cultist?

>>27958847
It looks like hes just worshiping Khorn the blood god to me.

>>27958847
No, that's this illustration.

>>27958847
I think the story was that Cultist-chan once had a fling with an Ultramarines newbie, who still makes his current partner talk like her during sex.

>>27957742
>What's the point?

Well, even if they look human (probably like an IDEALIZED human), its a created being extremely unlike a human. If an android is fucking someone, there is inherently a story in there.

What is its thought processes? What is its identity like? What does it get out of the deal? etc.

>>27958891
You mean >>27958886 ?

>>27958910
That's part of the attraction. Even if there's a physical similarity, underneath that body is a mind that is literally nothing like a human's mind. And of course there's the appeal of teaching them all about "this thing called love".

>>27958951
Yeah. It can range from being anything from being super sweet to being unwholesome and rapey.

Does anyone have those screencaps that used to circle ERP threads ages and ages ago (when they were more like smut generals), which was a story about a wizard or something getting loveraped by his elf partner.

There were three, one told from second person, first person wizard and first person elf. One of them was called something like "Her Claim."

>>27955576
>9 pages and still going
there are no words for this, so i'll just use vid related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoW9czgQBqE

>>27959253
You have good timing. I just finished writing and am on going back to proofread.
Between that and doing the spacing on pastebin, it should all be posted in the next 20 minutes or so.

>>27958058
Sort of. Everyone loves tachikoma but there's something to be said for obviously-robot wimminz. Doubly so when there's no skin but cold, rigid plastic and steel.

>>27957975
>>27958004
>>27958029
Missed one-

A classic short robot story but non-lewd- http://pastebin.com/ZZb48PQb

>>27959617
Reminds me of something else I read a while back. It's technically /h/ material though, so I can't post it. Had a surprisingly large amount of feels for a hentai, though.

>>27959617
>brought to you by bucket of dicks guy
If he means this screencap, that's a lie

>>27959670
What's the name of it?

>>27959837
Really?

>>27959850
Yep. I'm bucket of dicks guy, and I never wrote that.

>>27959850
Believe Machine, if memory serves.

>>27959890
Weird. Don't remember what made me think it was you that wrote it then.

>>27959915
Thankee.

Finally done.

The Mistresses
[reverse rape, threesome, twins, dark eldar]
http://pastebin.com/edit.php?i=9YTxwy7t

Happy birthday, Archivist Guy. Sorry about the long wait, everyone.

Please enjoy.

>>27960216
Link doesn't work.

>>27960216
>to get requested page you must first log in
Welp.

>>27960321
>>27960324
He posted the wrong link- this is the one he meant to put up.

http://pastebin.com/9YTxwy7t

>>27960337
That I did, sorry about that.

>>27954699
Dat satisfied Macha.
I love non-horny Macha, she's kind of a badass.
I wonder if she tunes up her custom jetbike like a total tomboy with the overalls and the ponytail.... Uh oh looks like my fetish is coming back again

>>27960693
I'm getting the strangest feeling of deja vu right now. Did we talk about something like this before?

>>27960216
>>27960337
Looks great to me. The Diamond in the Rough felt more erotic, but this one otherwise seemed perfectly plausible, in characterasmuchasafapficcanbe, and was well written. That first part is probably due to personal preference at any rate.

Surprised there wasn't more shocking or bone breaking, but again, good work. Your stories have been consistently exceptional.

>>27960734
I'm assuming they're coming back for him later after the Sisters are done with him, I take it. It's not like a DE to let go of their prize without a good reason for it. Even if there isn't a sequel, I'm very happy with how this turned out.

>>27960734
>Surprised there wasn't more shocking or bone breaking
This one was a request from last week. He wanted it to be tame (as far as DEldar stuff goes), so I toned down the violence.

Thank you for the compliments; they mean a lot to me.

>>27960724
...maybe?
I don't recall bringing it up though...maybe I missed the greentext about it.

>>27960845
>tame
When I think of tame, and Deldar, I think of superficial flesh damage that doesn't quite reach any muscle, copious amounts of bruising, and piercings.

But yes, it seemed entirely fitting for the request.

>>27960845
>He wanted it to be tame (as far as DEldar stuff goes), so I toned down the violence

And before anyone asks, I know I'm a bit of a wuss. Don't let that get in the way of your enjoyment.

>>27960899
It wasn't in greentext- I'm almost positive that Macha's non-sexual hobbies were brought up once in these threads and jetbikes were mentioned. That, and multiple "wraithbone" jokes.

>>27951579
Is there any chance of you continuing it anyway?

Even if it's not exactly what I want, I still want to see more of it

>>27960337
Wait, was their vaginal in there? I couldn't entirely tell.

any updates from JustWritefag on Seeding Midnight part 8?

>>27961468
None so far. Maybe he's busy.

>>27961367
Fuck if i know.

>>27961622
But you wrote it- shouldn't you be aware of what happens in your own story?

I'll just go out on a limb and assume the answer is yes, then. It just feels...incomplete without good old fashioned dick-in-vagoo action. But I shouldn't whine about it- you did make this at my request after all (for which I am so very grateful for).

>>27961706
I'll go back and clear it up a bit later. For now, I've got to head to work.

And yes, there was vaginal intercourse. Looking back, I did get a little purple here and there.

>>27961741
Yeah- it took a while for me to figure out that you were referring to the labia when you said "lips". Ah well, nothing a few touch-ups here and there won't fix.

>>27953739
Yeah, it was good. Write more if you feel like it please

Harlequin guy here.

I've hit some roadbumps. College papers, presentations, and the death of a family friend (drunk driver) have tied up all my time.

Which point of view/person do you guys like your smut to be in?

First? Second? Third?

I need to know for writing reasons.

>>27962241
Third person.

>>27962240
Damn- I can see why that wouldn't be conductive to writing. Sorry for your loss there.

>>27961771
And now I realize I forgot to attach my pic. Whoops.

>>27962241
Fourth.

>>27962241
Third person limited, filtered through a single character.

>>27963056
Yeah, that's usually the best method.

>>27962241
Twenty third person.

Anybody still working on anything?

>>27963568
Archivist Anon here- just making sure everything is up to date, but that's it. On that note, I'm pleased to note that the master link has passed the 1000-hit mark- we're officially popular now!

>>27962241
I hate first person with a burning passion. It feels wrong having some narrative presuming what I would do.

>>27963568
Shameless Smut 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>27963621
>1000-hit mark
Neat.
Smut for the Smut Throne! Lewd for the Lewd God!

>>27963877
Don't forget :3

>>27963649
2? What happened to 1?

>>27963877
Y'all perverts need jesus
lewd jesus

I'll probably be getting to sleep soon. If the thread hits autosage while I'm out, make a new one for me, will ya?

>>27963998
Sexy romance!

>>27966298
That doesn't look romantic at all.

Why has Bruno Bucciarati got white hair and why is he detecting the lies of an eldar anyway?

>>27966298
>>27966321
It looks like it's the first time for both, and they're trying to do it based solely on some internet smut they've read or something.

>>27966321
Would you trust an Eldar to speak the truth? They're scheming bastards.

>>27967871
But it's a sororita's tongue atop. It means that she is forcing a kiss.

>>27963998

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Commissar_Techpreistess_love_story

I remember that one. Good times.

>>27969334
2vanilla4me, but it's still a really nice story.
Does anyone has some related art?

>>27969561
No, the one that's been posted is the only one I'm aware of. I heard rumors that it would get a continuation at some point, though whether or not that's the truth is anyone's guess.

where is everyone?

>>27970788
Dying slowly from stress, cold, and a lack of sunlight.

>>27971001
I call that "being awake".

>>27971001
>mfw living in sunny southern America
Sorry for your loss British bro.
At least you've seen snow before.
Why don't you warm yourself up with some SMUT. It works for me...well a part of me anyways.

>>27971361
I'm sure it does. Best wait to get it up until next thread. We just enterer autosage, so that might take maybe an hour or so.

Could someone set up the next thread?

What's the situation with new threads at the moment?

As soon as the old one 404s or just as it reaches autosage?

>>27973003
I'll be making another one in a few minutes. Normally I'd wait longer, but activity seems to have slowed to a crawl right now.

>>27973119
It's up.

>>27973212