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[ERROR] No.27860702 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

>Be prissy Eldar git (female)
>want to join the Orks because they don't give a shit about the status quo and all that gay stuff
>be sneaking to Ork encampment ready to sign up for da "whgggggg" or whatever they call it
>get all the way to the famous Boss Snikrot, the sneakiest of all Orks
>be right beside him, cloaked in a stealth field
>whisper to him "H-hi...can I be a sneaky git too please?" in my best ork voice (not too good right now, working on it.)
>"Yoose a panzee Eldar git! You don't got da gutz to be an sneaky ork!" and stabs me with Mork's Teef

Maybe someday I'll be an ork....

>> No.27860725

>>27860702
Maybe you should have helped the grot revolution instead.

>> No.27860730

> have a proper option to become orky right on the craftworld
> go search it somewhere else
Do you want it hard way?

>> No.27860738

>>27860730
FUCK.

>> No.27862968

>>27860702
You clearly don't get ork kultur. You don't ask to join an ork waaagh - you use force to prove your worth, your value, your strength - to demonstrate your rightful place in the waaagh.

>> No.27862971

>>27860702
>not kicking his ass and proving yourself proper ork.
Damn it Tyronia get it together.

>> No.27863138

>>27860738

>Not realizing that Eldar can out ork orks

You dun goofed.

>> No.27863207

>>27860730
>>27863138
>somewhere, Orks tell the legend of Dakka face
>somewhere, a warboss decides he must become the dakka face
>loota ork with shootas duct taped to his chin

>> No.27864337

>>27860702
OI! YOU'Z NOT A PROPPA GIT, DAT'S WHY YOU KAN'T WAAAGH WIT' DA BOYZ!

ZOGGIN PANZEE POINTY 'EARZ THINKIN' DEY KAN BE PROPPA GITZ!
YURK! YURK! YURK!

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