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Would you succumb to Heresy anon?

>> No.27762962

not that kind. Get me a better daemonnette. I am not into this S&M shit.

>> No.27762978

FINGERS...IN...BRAAAAIIIIIN!

>> No.27762983
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>>27762962
The best I could find, she wouldn't stop talking about Bacon.

>> No.27763010
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I'd a Tau

>> No.27763023

>>27762983
Cultist-chan isn't a daemonette, she's a Chaos scene girl.

>> No.27763037

Uhm, only if I can have a Khornette.

>> No.27763040

>>27762983
that's just a cultist.
I don't need to give into heresy to fuck a cultist
I just fuck 'em.

>> No.27763050
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No.

>> No.27763061

>>27763010
Go out.

>> No.27763067

>>27762940
I don't like the Emperor, so I guess I already have.

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>>27762962

>> No.27763098

>>27763079
MUCH better.

>> No.27763099
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>> No.27763103

>>27762940
I wonder how would a blowjob from her feels like.

>> No.27763114
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Stick with a cultist, they don't have dicks.

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INQUISITOR ON DECK!

...

WHAT is all this heresy I see? Everyone strip naked and bend over for some Imperial justicaring...

>> No.27763141

>>27763103
You ever get your dick caught in your pants zipper?

Like that, over and over again.

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>> No.27763151

Actually no, I think I'd probably come close. I might even loose friends, and probably get purged in the end. But I wouldn't fall. And that at least is a little victory.

>> No.27763189
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>>27763151
A boyscout huh?

>> No.27763204

>>27762962
Well tough luck bud, that's heresy for you.

Sure there's masturbation every day all day but in the end you are gonna have to live with the searing pain as your hands are made out of safetypins,nettles and legos.

Heresy is a game that you don't choose your own rules in, you just do the best with what you have or who you picked/corrupted into slavery.

>> No.27763215
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27763215

> this thread

>> No.27763232

>implying chaos has anything I want
I'd just do what I do every day, regardless of how many demons tried to take credit for it.

>> No.27763255

>>27763150
>that bulge
Damnit Slaneesh, put that thing away when the battle bros are around, they already think I'm a weirdo!

>> No.27763272

>>27762962
>Not liking the art from the tome of excess
Do you even slaanesh? Next you'll be saying that the liber chaotica depicts the cult of our dark prince incorrectly..

>> No.27763281 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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A gift

>> No.27763293
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>>27763114
Evidence that contradicts your statement is readily available.
Thankfully

>> No.27763299

>>27763272
If you want me to fall to chaos, you'll HAVE to do better than the S&M brainfuck daemonette.

I thought these things were supposed to be tailored to -my- fetishes.

>> No.27763308

>>27763293
W-what?

>> No.27763310

>>27763114
If you want me to stick with cultists then why are you arguing against it?

>> No.27763315

>>27763281
>only one boob
You disgust me.

>> No.27763318
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>> No.27763350

Rational actors would always turn to chaos.

Chaos offers a very low probability of gaining immortality. An immortal could experience pleasure over an infinite period, and could therefore experience infinite pleasure. If you divided this infinite pleasure by the miniscule chance you would have of obtaining it, the result would still be infinity. Thus, the benefits would massively outweigh the risks.

>> No.27763358

>>27763299
no, they're tailored to -every- fetish

whether you want it or not

>> No.27763368

>>27763358
yes, but you're supposed to get the one that represents your fetish.
As it stands, not tempted/10.

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27763375

I've always imagined Chaos being more tailored to femanons than guys anyway.

> why lady boner?

>> No.27763379

>>27763350
Wouldn't infinite pleasure get boring after a while?

>>27763358
Ask them if they do heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of expressing love and procreating children.

>> No.27763396

>>27763315
> implying daemonette needs more than one
You disgust me.

>> No.27763399

>>27763299
No, they are only doing that when they want to invite you to pick them instead of nurgle or tzeentch. They aren't the fetish party, they are the feelings party. The fetishes are just a tool to get these feels.

The rest is blood, pain and whatever those parts of slaanesh wants to do with you, walk down your average chaos infested town and bam, flaming thorn terrasect penis in your butt. So is the life in chaos.

>> No.27763406

>>27763308
There are at least 3 instances of Cultist-chan with a penis on the Rule34 website.
I implore you to witness such pleasures and fap to your heart's content.

>> No.27763408

>>27763379
They do that too

Truly their perversion knows no bounds

>> No.27763417

>>27763375
Because lady boner.

>> No.27763425

>>27763350

You're guaranteed to become a mindless spawn or a slave of the Chaos gods with no free will or recognizeable personality if you turn, though. After a while, there's no "you" there anymore.

>> No.27763431

>>27763281
>monoboob

This isn't my fetish

>> No.27763433

>>27763350
Chaos also offers a much higher probability of gaining immortality alongside endless torment - a result of negative infinity. While, technically, the two infinities are of equal size and cancel out, a rational actor could probably realize that a higher probability of negative infinity is more negative than a lower probability of positive infinity is positive.

tl/dr, the rational man yells "HERESY!"

>> No.27763467

>>27762940

To heresy? Hell yes.

Heresy just means thought, or belief in an unorthodox opinion. I don't agree with how the Imperium is run, so I am a heretic by default.

To chaos? No way in hell. They have nothing I want. Slaneesh is too extreme for my tastes, Khorne too brutish. Nurgle asks too much of me and Tzeentch can't be trusted. I suppose that the power of chaos could strip me of my free will and rape my brain into another maddened cultist, but that isn't me anymore than a servo-skull made out of my bones is me in any appreciable fashion. Parts of me were used in its construction, but I am dead.

>> No.27763475

>>27763408
>>You will never have an 'orrible deamonnete fuckfriend who looks like a buncha purple dildos and barbie dolls thrown in a blender ask you for safe sex in missionary possition for the sole purpose of simulated procreation.

Thank god, i almost felt a bit disgusted that it would ever happen.

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I hear that the Eldar do it better and with a much lower chance of having your soul eaten. Some of the adventurous types have discovered positions we don't even have names for yet!

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I don't want to but I-I-I...

>> No.27763503

>>27763425
What is a man? What is 'You'?

>> No.27763506

>>27763114

What's the point to fall for slaanesh if the girls don't have dicks ?

>> No.27763517

>>27763281
>Penis

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>>27763281
>Monoboob
> Dick

This is a terrible gift. God damn it Daemonette, you had one job to make me turn to your side and you fucked it

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Did I hear... Heresy?

>> No.27763531
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27763531

You will give in eventually anon.

>> No.27763540

>>27763489
>Eldar
>a much lower chance of having your soul eaten
>She-who-thirsts_laughing.jpg

>> No.27763547

>>27763522
>execute their symphony of madness
What, this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBYV_7a0FQs

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>> No.27763554

>>27763299
Hahaha, no.
You don't start liking daemonettes, that's heading towards end game stuff for a cult.
It starts of simple, a few bored nobles, getting together to enjoy the finer things in life.
But pretty soon they find it not as fulfilling as it used to be. The wine isn't quite as good, the music a bit dull and the sex just seems forgettable.
At some point a man of similar interests gets in contact with them, promising them fulfilment and membership in an exclusive club.
The first time is incredible, however the second just isn't quite the same. However the club promises a solution to this as well. And so begins a slow descent into increasingly extreme acts of hedonism that soon escalate into depravity, all to get the same sense of satisfaction, the same thrill that nothing else gives. Everything else just leaves them feeling empty. By the time it comes to fully initiate them into the cult and to swear themselves to the dark prince they are way past the level of normal fetishes.
You don't start with daemonettes, they aren't what get you hooked. They are where you end up. Offering up your soul to the creature that is literally fucking the life out of you whilst flaying you alive, whilst enjoying every agonisingly estatic second of it.

This is just one aspect of slaanesh mind, but it's the one that people seem to focus on the most. But at its core, slaanesh is about excess and its daemons reflect this.

>> No.27763559

>>27763396
>She doesn't doesn't need at least half a dozen
>Implying implications

You're the worse cultist I've ever met

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>> No.27763575
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>>27763559
Unlike that buffoon, I can cover that quite easily. Sadly, it is also covered by censor bars- such is the way Lewdanon works.

>> No.27763582

>>27763489
Except most Eldar are Dark Eldar, and they will most definitely eat your soul.

>> No.27763591

>>27763554
There's more than that to slaanesh?

Do explain.

>> No.27763592
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I'll stick with my Adepta Sororitas for Tsundere love.

>> No.27763593
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>>27763524
>>27763129
>>27763079
>>27763075

These are daemonettes I'd join chaos for

>> No.27763597
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>>27763547
what the fuck is this

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>>27763597
don't think you'll be the one topping though.

>> No.27763619
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>>27763582
On the bright side, having your soul eaten is better than having it being used as a Daemon Prince's buttplug or something.

>>27763597
Muskrat Love by The Captain and Tennille. Otherwise known as "The Symphony of Madness".

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>>27763467

Have you considered chaos undivided?

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>> No.27763634

>>27763619
>On the bright side, having your soul eaten is better than having it being used as a Daemon Prince's buttplug or something.

Umm....

>> No.27763654

>>27763634
It's okay, they can't take what isn't there anyway,

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Submit.

>> No.27763660

>>27763610
I like how her strong body barely fits in smal clothes...
Looks like /tg/ gave me a new fetish.

>> No.27763662

>>27763554

It sounds like regular internet use. Slaanesh is really disappointing.

>> No.27763669

>>27763619
That's debatable. At least with Slaanesh you'll get a roughly equal amount of pleasure and pain.

With the DE, you're likely to only get the pain.

>> No.27763671

>>27763610
I don't know why you replied to me but implying i would want to

>>27763619
How the hell did you even find it?

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>> No.27763691

>>27763660
What, for strong girls in girly clothing? You should have that already.

>> No.27763696

>>27763350

>Wants to maximize expected utility

>By joining the faction the only faction where "Eternal Torture" is a possibility

Nigger do you even Bayes?

>> No.27763699

>>27762983
Every time you turn your back she'll be fucking the family dog though.

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>>27763582
You know there's sexual jokes all over Path of the Warrior.
And main character fucks a cute scorpion-chan at some point.

>> No.27763715

>>27763662
So in our timeline Slaanesh wasn't created by the Eldar fucking it into existence

Slaanesh the Internet given sentience

quick turn it off before it wakes up

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>> No.27763728 [SPOILER] 
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>>27763671
I was looking up weird songs on a whim and found it, along with another one called "Yummy Yummy Yummy (I've Got Love in my Tummy)", which is sadly not as lewd as it sounds.

>>27763702
And of course, we have a certain red-haired Farseer who needs no introduction by now.

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>> No.27763737

>>27763628

Ugh. No. That gives me all of the downsides and none of the benefits.

I wont do anything particularly well, I wont get any special boons, and I will be helping all four of the guys that I do not support at once.

Not much in it for me, I am afraid.

The funny thing is, if Chaos wasn't such a raging asshole I would be more okay with it. Like, if falling to Chaos was your problem and yours alone? Whatever man. your choice, your consequences.

But it is never just one guy. When someone falls to Chaos, Chaos goes out of its way to make that fact the problem of everyone else on the planet.

>> No.27763741

>>27763715
4chan is the egg of Slaanesh.

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>>27763610
filename

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>>27763759

>> No.27763791

>>27763669
Nonsense. If you perform well enough for them, they'll keep you as a pet. And honestly, wouldn't you want to be a Dark Eldar Succubus's personal sex toy?

>> No.27763797

>>27762940
Not if deamonettes look like their gw counterparts

>> No.27763811

>>27763591
The drive towards perfection, to never be content. The need to take your obsession to such heights of excess is not limited to lewds.

In all seriousness though, if you are interested in slaanesh, have a read of the liber slaanesh, and to a lesser extent the tome of excess. They give a good insight into the madness that is slaanesh.

>> No.27763817

>>27763774
O-oh my...I never thought I'd find myself fapping to cultist-chan in my entire life.

>> No.27763824

>>27763791
No
With a Demonette I'm going to at least quickly die horribly

>> No.27763829

>>27762962
>not into this S&M shit
Why not?

>> No.27763831

>>27763774
See you in 3 days. Also, saved.

>> No.27763838

>>27763791
They probably have better sex toys then human.
However would you fight/work good you can survive and not being tortured.
Until your mistress gets bored and thtow you in the arena with carnifex.

>> No.27763847

>>27763774
Strange, I thought her Nurgle and justasplanned marks were somewhere else...

>> No.27763853

>>27763774
I want a dick too....

>> No.27763863
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I wish Slaaneshi Sisters of Battle (the Miriael Sabathiel warband) had a FW ruleset. It could be fun. Battle Brothers with CSM or at least alllies of convenience.
As it stands I'm just using allies of with my Emperor's Children army via homeruling.

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>>27763791
...Yes

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>>27763660

>> No.27763884

>>27763141
Oh god I cringed for like 5 minutes after reading that.

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>>27763863
To be 100% true Sabba you need a retinue of corrupted Black Templars.

>> No.27763909

>mfw 40K is barren wasteland when it comes to beefcake

Your setting is homosexual, dudes.

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A Tyrannid is fine too

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> You will never have a bacon scented waifu.

>> No.27763936

>>27763909
> 40k
> homosexual
> implying that's something new
> implying that's something bad

>> No.27763938

>>27763853
And I want a nice pair of tits and a more androgynous physique (I'm pretty thin and have good skin but I'm incredibly masculine with regards to facial features).
I just want to be a sex fiend with no responsibilities in life. Is that so hard?

>> No.27763941

>>27763715

I will finally blow /jp/'s cute girl's dick and french kiss her floppy foreskin !

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>>27763838
>Not suplexing a carnifex

or challenging it to DISCO

>> No.27763953

>>27763838
You'd be surprised with some of the things that the average Succubus can get away with. For example, the following link shows what you can expect "serving" the infamous Lelith Hesperax.

http://i.imgur.com/C11B1a8.jpg

>> No.27763964

>>27763774
Why is cultist-chan so cute?

>> No.27763973

>>27763863
Kitbashing a CSM squad with the Dark Eldar Kabalite Warriors or maybe Wyches should be interesting.

I saw some pics of it a while ago, they made some neat female Emperor's Children.

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I'd just join khorne
If the legends are true and I don't die like a bitch I might become a bloodletter, and then I can just do what I love for all eternity, claim some skulls, maybe tame a juggernaut or become a herald of Khorne or something cool like that.

Does demon hierarchy change or are you screwed for eternity if your god wasn't really paying attention when he made you?

>> No.27764048

>>27763999
You can't become an another type of daemon.
But I believe bloodletters could be promoted to heralds.

>> No.27764052

>>27763999
>Does demon hierarchy change or are you screwed for eternity if your god wasn't really paying attention when he made you?
It's probably different on a case-to-case basis. And you're not fooling anyone, Tzeentch. Not with those trips.

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>>27763554

Yeah, that. Let's make THAT happen.

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Oh dear, this is just like the /tg/ of old except with new OC.

>> No.27764103

>>27764084
Better call the Mod then to kill it.

>> No.27764106

>>27764048

If you prove particularly ferocious, tactical genius or strong I don't see why khorne wouldn't promote you to a better demon since he already promoted the human you to a demon.

>> No.27764116

>>27763973
I'd love to see some pictures of it now. I tried googling to no success.

>> No.27764123

>>27763999
Bloodletters don't have dicks though

>> No.27764124

>>27764084
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.27764143

>>27764106
Khorne demoted Skarbrand fron being his Greatest Bloodthirster and promoted another guy in his place.

It's possible.

>> No.27764156

>>27764076

The saddest thing is that I know that guy that is also a cute as hell dickgirl now. I guess it's too late to resist slaanesh for me.

>> No.27764160
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27764160

>>27763929
>> You will never have a bacon scented waifu.
Guess again.

>> No.27764179

>>27764106
Well if he wants you in every battel he can get you in he may want you to stay as a lesser since I think Greater demon get banished for longer when they're killed in the materium for some dumb reason.

And I don't think bloodletters would be as concerned with getting greater power then serving their master, unlike humans

>> No.27764203

>>27763489
Note to self: never hire Macha as a babysitter.

>> No.27764206
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27764206

>>27764156

Yep, a true champion of Slaanesh that one.

>> No.27764235

>>27764143
That "other guy" was An'ggrath the Unbound, and he was already a Bloodthirster on par with Skarbrand.

>> No.27764250

>>27762940
Nope.

Being a bad-ass normal like Cain and shooting demons in their fat faces with a pithy one liner is too good to pass up

>> No.27764268
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>>27764235
>>27764143
Guys.
Guys..
What about me? I was "TEH GREATES BLUHDSISTAH" before it gone mainstream.

>> No.27764276

>>27763774
Great picture, but it would be nicer if that tentacle had some bumps and ridges

Smooth tentacles are just eh

>> No.27764300

>>27764276
what about smaller tentacles that branch off?

that have bumps and ridges

>> No.27764305
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27764305

Thanks /tg/,
Now I want to gobble up some shemale/dickgirl/ladyboy cock more than I usually do. I just started getting these craving under control too! I was also trying not to fap this week so that I could build up some sensitivity but I'm finding that incredibly difficult.
ALL HAIL SLAANESH.

>> No.27764342

>>27764206
Wait, (s)he has a dick? Have they posted any videos/pictures? Where could I acquire these?

>> No.27764370
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27764370

>>27764116
Found them.

>> No.27764375

>>27764305
Have you ever done that before? Do you still enjoy it?
Congratulations! You beat Slaanesh!

>> No.27764379

>>27764235
An'ggrath is not on par with Skarbrand. He is his superior.

>>27764268
Go away, hasbeen.

>> No.27764380
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27764380

>>27764370

>> No.27764393

>>27764305
I know that feeling, anon. I've been craving cute femboy dicks for a while now, myself.

>> No.27764401
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27764401

>>27764380
The noise marines look kinda funky with big guns and such small legs.

>> No.27764424

>>27764160
That sounds sexy in theory, but would be horrible in practice.

>> No.27764432

>>27764305

You'll be sucking regular dick in no time.

>>27764342

I actually don't know if she still has the dick, but there's definitely at least one picture of the dick and one in panties with a bulge. Slaany keeps them locked up in his palace though.

>> No.27764450
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>>27764379
>tfw even Lorgar beat up Ang'grath
>tfw Angron outranks every Khornate greater daemon and daemon prince
>tfw Angron calls up Skarbrand every now and again and makes him beg for treats

>> No.27764458

>>27764370
Look pretty neat although the backpacks look weird.

>>27764380
Don't look to great but I love Noise Marines as they are so I wouldn't have bothered anyway.

>>27764401
Look far too top heavy due to the pauldrons and backpacks. They look like they are all mid-trip..

>> No.27764470

>>27764450
>>tfw Angron outranks every Khornate greater daemon and daemon prince
Not really.
Doombreed is the strongest DP in existence .

>> No.27764506

>>27764250
And I'd prefer an Eldar over one of those clawed freaks. Just think about all that pent-up horniness that they keep under wraps, combined with some creative usage of psychic powers.

>> No.27764543

>>27764450
Daemon Prince are never the equals/superiors of the Greaterx2 Daemons.

Filthy mongrels, they are.

>> No.27764548

>>27764506
>Eldar

Squishy

>> No.27764549 [DELETED] 
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>>27764432

>You'll be sucking regular dick in no time.

I did it once...

>> No.27764573
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27764573

Okay honest question.

Why would anyone NOT worship Khorne?

I mean, it's 40k. EVERYTHING is trying to make your life a living hell. So why wouldn't you just start killing everything before it kills you? I mean you will die fast unless you get some back up, but we all agree that the setting is so grimdark it's retarded so what do you really have to live for?

>> No.27764592

All this talk of bacon just makes me think of a charity concert I went to the other day. The entire place smelled like bacon, and I think the girl I sat next to farted a number of times throughout it all.

>> No.27764599
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27764599

>>27764573
Cause I've found better God.

>> No.27764608
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27764608

>>27764549
Truly you have been blessed by Slaanesh.

>>27764573
Because I want to fuck them before I kill them.

>> No.27764629

>>27764573
Because Khorne is the 'so edgy' kill and blood god in a game that tries way too hard to be edgy.

He's the god who kids want to follow so they can drybrush red paint all over their miniatures because it's cool.

>> No.27764637

>>27764432
I've sucked dick a few times but none were attached to a female frame. Closest I've been was in a threeway when I sucked a guy's cock while fucking his girlfriend. Was good.

>> No.27764640

>>27764608
I wonder...does the order of operations really matter here?

>> No.27764652

>>27764573
Because, Anon, heresy is for dick-loving shit-queers.

>> No.27764657

>>27764573
Khorne worshippers can literally not feel pleasure, for doing so only feeds their greatest enemy

>> No.27764666

>>27764573
>Worshiping the god of war =/= becoming best at war
Also, not everybody are attracted to the prospect of becoming a rabid berserk who can't think of anything but how fucking pissed it is and how much it wants to kill everything.

>> No.27764670

>>27762940
I would succumb for the big T, he sounds the most fun.

>> No.27764687

>>27763759
There are so many things wrong with this picture, (not on my dick, etc) but the one that springs out the most is the frag grenade. Where's the fucking pin?! She's 3 seconds from horrible injury!

Other inconsistencies include:
2) Dat baby face. Is she the galaxy's youngest SoB?
3) That inquisition handbook isn't a proper battle-tome at all. It'll be blown apart in the first hail of lasfire! She is in dire need of a proper inquisition certified, ceramite reinforced, covered-in-spikes-and-skulls tome. One you could execute a heretic with simply by dropping it from a height.
4) She has the inquisition symbol built into her armour's gorget. Sisters of Battle are only ever loaned to the inquisition, and wouldn't have a permanent symbol. They are meant to be a separate faction, to stop anything like the Reign of Apastosy happening again.

All this leads me to the one of two conclusions. Either
a) She's a slaaneshi cultist in disguise, seeking to undermine the holy purity of the Sisters through encouraging deviant thoughts.
or
b) She's an Inquisitor and ex-SoB. The book is a personal frippery, and the grenade actually a hip-flask full of rejuvnat-drugs, of which she has become addicted to, hence the baby face.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and fap in disgust.

>> No.27764695

>>27764657
They can, though. The other gods are afraid that they're actually feeding Slaanesh with their own prides and excesses.

>> No.27764703

>>27764573

Because there are plenty of places where the war isn't happening. Not everything is under siege all of the time. Some worlds go for thousands of years without so much as an ork ship showing up in orbit looking for a fight.

That, and taking up worship of Khorne means doing nothing but fighting. Some people want to do more than that. Artists, politicians, etc all would lose more than they gain by turning shit to hack n slash mode.

And that is ignoring the fact that joining up with Khorne just makes the galaxy objectively shittier for everyone else. Really, to anyone beyond a 12 year olds understanding of how war works, its amazing that Khorne has any worshipers at all aside from a few people who are especially mentally damaged.

>> No.27764708

>>27764687
k ty

>> No.27764713

>>27764592
You're drunk. Go to bed.

>> No.27764721

>>27764548
At least I'm not a pleb who indulges himself with one of those pink floozies. Besides, they DID make Slaanesh after all.

>> No.27764737

>>27764640

Silly anon, what do you think?

>> No.27764749

>>27764608

>Truly you have been blessed by Slaanesh.

The boy attached to the dick was really really cute (by /jp/'s standards so like cute as fuck) and it was really great overall. Thank you slaanesh !

>> No.27764770

>>27764703
Chaos corrupts.

You dont really have much of an choice about it.

>> No.27764783

>>27764599
Okay fair enough, I was speaking from the human prospective though.
>>27764608
You do realize you will never actually enjoy fucking if you worship Slaanesh right? Kornates seem to always have a good time, in an angry sort of way. and as long as you make them bleed I don't think anyone would mind.
>>27764629
Wait what? In a world were absolutely everything is trying to super edgy and the closing thing good guys are fascists, you are saying Khorne, the guy who just wants war and bloodshed is the edgy one?

>> No.27764827
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27764827

>Immorality
Check
>Godlike power
Check
>Slaves
Check
>Last, but not least, Freewill
Check

Science > Warp

>> No.27764842

>>27764703

You no want to fist fight tanks with demonic shotgun chainsaws ? Are you faggot ?

>> No.27764856

>>27764827
Too bad they don't have the anatomy for it, dumbass.

>> No.27764865

>>27764783
> closest thing good guys are fascists

Tau don't seem terribly fascist to me, aside from their breeding program. And that seems to be working out for them. They haven't even purged any of their subspecies as being inferior and blaming all of their problems on them, like humans would do in the same situation.

Hell, the Ethearals don't even rule with an iron fist. They control the other Tau, but we have seen scenes from a Tau Council Meeting. The Ethearals and representatives from all of the other races in their empire talk shit out to come up with their next move.

>> No.27764877

Rolled 8, 17 = 25

>>27764599
I'm with this guy, Harlequins and Solitaires fo' lyfe

>> No.27764880

>>27764783
>You do realize you will never actually enjoy fucking if you worship Slaanesh right? Kornates seem to always have a good time, in an angry sort of way. and as long as you make them bleed I don't think anyone would mind.

I think you've misinterpreted Slaanesh, it's not that you never feel pleasure for things, it's that the pleasure you feel doing something fades with time and you need to push yourself to a new height in order to feel more.

>> No.27764894

>>27764827
How can Tzeentch know what they're doing and yet be unable to manipulate them?

>> No.27764906

>>27764865
Okay the Tau are good guys, but my point still stands that Khorne is hardly edgy in a setting where Dark Eldar exist.

>> No.27764936

>>27764894
It's quite simple Anon, the necrons don't give a fuck.

They didn't give a fuck yesterday, and they won't give a fuck tomorrow.

>> No.27764949

>>27764894
Because Necrons doesn't exist in a vacuum. The things they do impact the universe around them and from the ripples of their actions Tzeentch can guess what they are doing.

However, when the Necrons decide to cover their tracks (like they did in Carnac), not even Tzeentch can foresee their actions.

>> No.27764978

>>27764842

Fistfighting a tank requires you to get close enough first. Id much rather just blow up the tank from a distance.

Really, that is one think that 40k really tries not to talk about.

"So, we have all sorts of powerful weapons?"
"Yes. Supershit. lasers that crack continents in half, blow up mountains, kill whole worlds-"
"Do we have, say, bombs that can blow up a hill and everything on it?"
"Are you kidding? We have HANDGUNS that can do that."
"Okay. It looks like a bunch of guys with chain axes are charging over that hill over there towards us. Lets blow them up."
"..."
"What are you waiting for? they only have melee weapons. there is still plenty of distance between us and them. We could take out, like, three squads of those guys with one or two shots at no risk to ourselves whatsoever."
"Oh gosh, look at the time! I have... places. Yes, places to be! Enjoy the assault phase!"
"JUST SHOOT THEM YOU STUPID FUCK."
"YOU CAN'T MAKE ME."

>> No.27764996
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>>27764865


yes yes, good Gue'lah

>> No.27765012

>>27764880
I'm sorry but I'm calling bullshit on that. The only fun thing about Slaanesh that I have ever seen or heard of is Doomrider.

>> No.27765076

>>27764894

Because all of their political stuff is "pre-planned" according to the old lore, so even when it looks like shits going on in necron town, it's all an eleberate show.

Like when we try to make robots do spontaneous human stuff, it looks intelligent, but in fact, it's all programmed in.

Dunno how newcrons work tho.

>> No.27765115
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>>27762940
Slanny a shit. Come back when you can offer me some Khornettes.
Khornettes are canon, by the way

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>>27763010
Me too, but that aint a tau. THIS, is a tau.

>> No.27765136 [DELETED] 
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27765136

>search for cultist chan on r34
>most porn of her has no dick

I am sorely disappointed.

>> No.27765140
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27765140

Eldar make best waifus.

>> No.27765153

>>27765115
They are?

>> No.27765159

>>27765136
Me too, but you did manage to post one of my favourite dickless ones.

>> No.27765160

>>27765115
This guy knows where it's at! Angry sex is best sex! But you better hope You can handle her, because whoever wins gets to take the other ones skull as a trophy!

>> No.27765190
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27765190

>>27765153
Some Khornate Spess Marine taunts a loyalist space marine by saying how after he gives his skull to the Khorne, he is gonna bang the shit out of, in his exact words, "my demon brides".

Thus, Khornettes are canon.

>> No.27765199

>>27764996
You know...

When some says the Tau are good guys, he is kinda right. Half right, because the Farsight Enclaves exist. These guys are beyond a doubt good guys (Farsight is a space saint/paladin really).

>> No.27765200

>>27765136
Sorry, can't say I feel ya on that one.
I like dick girls, but cultist chan feels filthy enough without a dick. I can't imagine her not being covered in a layer of grime and dirt.

>> No.27765234

Explain to me why Slaneesh isn't the objectively worst and most asshole of chaos gods.

>> No.27765244

>>27765234
He is, people just like to pretend she isn't.

>> No.27765250

>>27765159
The artist really did a nice job on the sheer fabric on cultist chan, I like the effect a lot.

>> No.27765264

>>27764206
>this abomination
>cute as hell
I will never get how trannyfags dont see it.

>> No.27765284

>>27765264
The only thing that bothers me about him/her is the forehead. What part were you looking at?

>> No.27765303
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27765303

>>27765140
This guy gets it.

>> No.27765314

>>27765250
Mhm! Something about the almost-but-not-quite nudity makes it sexier. Forbidden fruit? Confidence? I'm not quite sure what it is but it works.

>> No.27765317

>>27765284
The fake lips, the angular manjaw, the giant nose, the man hands, the way it has to tilt its head at just the right angle to look feminine and still fails miserably.

>> No.27765326
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27765326

>>27765140
Damn straight.

>> No.27765332

>>27765234
He IS the worst. People just don't realize at first.
With Tzeentch, you have a chance of success, if you're clever, lucky, and paranoid. With Khorne, you know exactly what you're getting into from the beginning, and you're probably cool with it if you went to him at all. With Nurgle, you also have a pretty good idea what's going to happen, but you'll stop caring soon enough and Nurgle's pretty bro as Warp entities go.
With Slaanesh, you get promised the world and all the fuckable holes in it, and you end up sodomized and jaded. Every time, without fail.

>> No.27765360

>>27762940
>Would you succumb to Heresy anon?

Depends; how fast could the gods save me from finals, get me famous, and get me a doodoo burger?

>> No.27765373

>>27765326
>Damn straight.
as in "cursed be heterosexuals"?

>> No.27765386

>>27765317
I don't see any of what you are referring to. Well I don't like the lips, but that's just lipstick.

>> No.27765390

>>27765199

The Farsight Enclave always makes me laugh.

Don't get me wrong. They are cool guys and I like them. But when you really look at what they are doing? What they want?

The idea of serving the good of all is so deeply ingrained in the Tau now, that even the Farsight Enclaves, who seceded from the control of the Ethereals, are still working towards their own version of the Greater Good. They just disagree with the homeworld as to what, exactly, that means and how it can hope to be accomplished in this crapsack galaxy.

"We can't trust everyone we meet out here. The orks are much more indicative of what we are going to find in the galaxy as a whole than we want to admit. There are threats we have to be prepared for, threats that can ONLY be met with force. And the Ethereals are choosing to hide this from us. This we cannot allow, because even a single misstep is something we cannot afford. Any mistake will bring about our doom, and mistakes are too easily made in ignorance for us not to share what we know. If we cannot trust the Ethereals to tell us the truth, why should we trust them to lead us?"

>> No.27765402

>>27764549
I love the scar tattoo on her thigh in pic. Too bad my legs are too hairy for that to look good

>> No.27765413
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27765413

>>27765373
>as in "cursed be heterosexuals"?
No, as in "hurry up and get me some rubbable elf ears to rub for fucks sake".

A lesbian elf ears is fine too, though.

>> No.27765436

>>27765413
Do elfs have their own version of eskimo kisses where they rub their ears together?

>> No.27765461

>>27765332
You gain and lose with each.
Khorne is obvious: You lose out on the more civilised/relaxed/happy parts in life but gain an infinite outlet for your bloodlust and strength to rip and tear.

Slaanesh is different: You gain wild pleasures but you lose out on the little things. Your enjoyment is more and you could enjoy severe pains and unfathomable pleasures but the simple things won't cut it. It's not that EVERYTHING stops being fun; at least there have been no characters in the fluff that that has happened to (they always seem to have a good spot of fun regardless of how depraved they are).

>> No.27765471
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>>27765413

>> No.27765472
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>>27765436
God, that would be adorable. The closest thing I have to anything remotely like that is an elf who can hear the ocean right about now.

>> No.27765479

>>27765314
A vague mystique, a slight hint of things to come! I agree, it is very arousing, even if it isn't barely hiding a nice stiff little package.

>> No.27765483

>>27765012

Did you discovered chaos yesterday or what ?

>> No.27765490
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>>27765303
Oh, and to go with Lewd's pic of Macha cosplaying Lelith up there is one of Lelith cosplaying as Macha. (IMO, if Macha did what Lelith had suggested then maybe the Blood Ravens wouldn't have fallen to Chaos as quickly as they did. She may be a soul-sucking dominatrix, but she has a point. And I'd let her suck my soul out, if you know what I mean.)

>> No.27765528

>>27765461
>It's not that EVERYTHING stops being fun; at least there have been no characters in the fluff that that has happened to (they always seem to have a good spot of fun regardless of how depraved they are).
>expecting Warham writers to be consistent
If it's so hard to explain to a bunch of grognards, what makes you think the writers get it?

>> No.27765546

>>27765461
The key difference is that with the others, you tend to lose things you don't care about anyway. Khorne will make you crazy, but if you were devoted to Khorne at all you're already a bit nuts, and not liable to miss the quiet life at all, for example. Only Slaanesh causes you to slowly lose the joy in things you actually liked.

>> No.27765611

>>27765528
True, but if that's the case then the entire lore is malleable and it is quite possible that Slaaneshi worshippers never get to a point where they find no enjoyment at all. If it was true, even Slaanesh would never be capable of enjoying anything. Noise Marines would get bored of their sonic blasters. Lucius would get tired of sword fighting. Cultists would run out of drugs and stop being devoted.

>>27765546
I accept that but one could argue Slaanesh could bring more joy in new things than what was possible from the original things.

>> No.27765678

>>27763489
Am I the only one here who notices that Lofn's Ripper is drooling at...whatever it is they're watching?

>> No.27765749

>>27765611
Okay, so it basically boils down to this.

You either have lots of esoteric and even dangerous fetishes and want a god that supports that idea, or you don't and are scared of the idea that one day you might.

>> No.27765787

>>27765678
>dat biomass

>> No.27765827

>>27765787
In the grim darkness of the far future, there are no therapists. Too bad- Lofn's going to need it with an aunt like Macha.

>> No.27765917

>>27765234
He is the asshole. It's canon that he'd be okay with the end of all existence if he could get a chance to jerk off to it. The Emperor's Children is probably the most universally hated Traitor Legion, by other Traitor Legions.

>> No.27765962

>>27765917
> It's canon that he'd be okay with the end of all existence if he could get a chance to jerk off to it.
Okay I like him. Wouldn't follow him, hell I wouldn't trust him with safety scissors, but I'm okay that he's there doing his thing.

>> No.27765997

>>27765917
Not only that, he's actually looking forward to his own death more than anything else in existence.
Just for the novelty.

>> No.27766016

>>27765917
It doesn't help that the Emperor's Children successfully fuck over everyone and never really face any major consequences.
Fulgrim fucks over Perturabo. What happens? Fulgrim becomes a daemon prince.
Horus Heresy happens, some forces are left in shambles. The ECs just run around raping and murdering and sodomizing and whatever across the globe then proceed to fuck right off.
They also mortally wound the primarch of the most fluff-armoured faction.
Their champion can't even die because their god loves him so much.

>> No.27766042

>>27765997
>My dicks are cocaine!
Famous last words.

>> No.27766068

>>27766016
>Their champion can't even die because their god loves him so much.
Or rather because he loves dieing so much.
In fact, if Lucius STOPPED dieing all the time, Slaanesh would get bored with him.

>> No.27766113

>>27766068
He also loves killing and testing his skills. It's really a win-win. The second he arrives on a battlefield there's no real way he could lose (unless the Necrons or Eldar or some other faction finds a way to trap his soul)

>> No.27766230

>>27766113
That or somebody catches his transport with an artillery shell before he gets out. Who does he possess if ten guys are equally responsible for his death, none of whom are immediately aware of it?

>> No.27766258

>>27766230
I could see Slaanesh just resurrecting him randomly OR replacing the commander of the ten guys then watching the resulting carnage as Lucius is now inside the base.

>> No.27766259

>>27766113

Doesn't the Imperium have Stasis bombs? Seems like that should do the trick. Probably not a bad idea to use on Chaos in general, since stasised demons cant return to the warp to reincarnate.

Bait Chaos into a major offensive on some planet, drop stasis bombs on top of important looking greater demons/demon princes instead of blowing up the planet. Now you never have to deal with those assholes ever again.

>> No.27766351

>>27766259
Stasis bomb are expensive as hell, though. Not a lot of forge worlds have the tech to construct something that effectively stops time, even if Mars would share the STC with anyone.

>> No.27766359

>>27766230
I can imagine one of the reasons Lucius hasn't done too much post-heresy is that he's wary of battles that involve a lot of artillery and firepower being tossed about, for exactly that reason, and instead focuses on finding fights where he can do his mano e mano thing.

After all, he knows that he only keeps coming back as long as Slaanesh is entertained by his repeated demises - if the Pleasure God gets tired of his sensations or doesn't get enough thrills out of Lucius' death, eventually he ain't gonna come back.

>> No.27766365 [DELETED] 
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They're the most retardedly prickish fuckheads in the galaxy. They're fucking trolls with rainbow dicks.

>Fulgrim becomes BFFs with Ferrus Manus? It ends with Ferrus being beheaded.>Fulgrim asks Perturabo for a teamup? It ends with Fulgrim trying to sacrifice Perturabo as the former ascends to Daemonhood.>Fulgrim joins the assault on Terra? He and his Legion spend most of the time raping and snorting civilian non-combatants, instead of actually helping out with the battle.>Everybody retreats to the Eye of Terror? Fulgrim and his entourage spend the entire trip making snuff porn.>Finally in the Eye of Terror? Fulgrim & Co goes to war with everybody over slaves, as the Emperor's Children have run all-the-fuck-out of slaves because they just can't fucking stop making snuff porn that only they watch anyway.>Fulgrim's old buddy Horus is dead? The Emperor's Children steal his corpse to clone it for no other reason than why the fuck not.>Rowboat Guilliman is out fighting? Fulgrim slashes his throat when ol' Blue's back is turned, and now Guilliman is kept in stasis just to not die from the poison that just won't fucking stop hurting.And after years of being a dick towards everybody and everything, does Fulgrim get any comeuppance? Fuck no. He gets to live out the rest of eternity on some planet nobody can find, where he does nothing but spend every single moment in a state of absolute bliss. Because the only thing that hurts people more than being a dick, is getting away with being a dick, and then living a better life than they could ever hope for.

There's being a dickish asscunt, and then there's being in the Emperor's Children.

>> No.27766388

>>27766259
Stasis Bombs only slow down time to a ridiculous level. I'm sure the warp could suck its daemons back in a relative instant if need be (considering time is fucked up in the Warp anyway).

>> No.27766484
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>>27766016
>Fulgrim becomes BFFs with Ferrus Manus? It ends with Ferrus being beheaded.
>Fulgrim asks Perturabo for a teamup? It ends with Fulgrim trying to sacrifice Perturabo as the former ascends to Daemonhood.
>Fulgrim joins the assault on Terra? He and his Legion spend most of the time raping and snorting civilian non-combatants, instead of actually helping out with the battle.
>Everybody retreats to the Eye of Terror? Fulgrim and his entourage spend the entire trip making snuff porn.
>Finally in the Eye of Terror? Fulgrim & Co goes to war with everybody over slaves, as the Emperor's Children have run all-the-fuck-out of slaves because they just can't fucking stop making snuff porn that only they watch anyway.
>Fulgrim's old buddy Horus is dead? The Emperor's Children steal his corpse to clone it for no other reason than why the fuck not.
>Rowboat Guilliman is out fighting? Fulgrim slashes his throat when ol' Blue's back is turned, and now Guilliman is kept in stasis just to not die from the poison that just won't fucking stop hurting.
And after years of being a dick towards everybody and everything, does Fulgrim get any comeuppance? Fuck no. He gets to live out the rest of eternity on some planet nobody can find, where he does nothing but spend every single moment in a state of absolute bliss. Because the only thing that hurts people more than being a dick, is getting away with being a dick, and then living a better life than they could ever hope for.

There's being a dickish asscunt, and then there's being in the Emperor's Children.

>> No.27766506

>>27765490
She's not trying very hard, is she?

>> No.27766524

>>27766388

Key words there: in the warp.

You get stasised in the material world, you are stuck under real world rules. They would have to turn that planet into a demonworld and suck it into the warp if they wanted to try and break him out early.

We have stunlocked Chaos Champions with stasis grenades before.

>> No.27766547

>>27766484
Nice copying the 1d4chan article. as well as nice reformatting your post. Now I'll just revel in your embarrassment
Just kidding.
The only potential downside I can see about being the EC is that they aren't the best at fighting because they have a limited attention span to winning battles and when everyone hates you it's not great. Considering the World Eaters are their main in-warp rival it's gotta be shitty when Khorne shits all over your shit.

>> No.27766611

>>27766524
Chaos Champions are more attached to the physical world than Daemons.
A Champion is made of flesh and blood, materium stuff.
A Keeper of Secrets? Pure warp. Immaterium stuff. It can just fade out of existence. Nurglings don't really fuck around on a planet after everything on it is dead, they just go home.

>> No.27766647

>>27766484

Hmmmmm.

Between Slaneesh, Fulgrim, and Luscius? It sounds like that whole faction is long overdue for some serious comeuppance.

Too many people hate them, not enough allies. Even the other Chaos Gods don't particularly like Slaneesh.

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>>27765190
Not quite.

>> No.27766714

>>27766647
That's what makes them so enjoyable as villains. Everyone else has a niche to play: Nurgle is just death and plague and disgusting. Khorne is violence and berzerkers and fury. Tzeench is magic and eyeballs and prophecies.
Slaanesh is playing the role of that elegant dickbag villain and would be undermined if they ever really had it bad. It's their thing.

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27766725

>>27766659
I shouldn't have said exact words, but close enough. Khornettes are canon and come in harems.

Khorne >>>>> Slaanesh.

>> No.27766803

>>27766647

Honestly? I kind of expect Ynnead, the Eldar death god plan, to fail. It will attack Slaneesh, and Slaneesh will fight it back, and after sustaining a few injuries Slaneesh will destroy Ynnead, and be all like "ha! Take that!"

And then the other Chaos Gods immediately dogpile and curbstomp the weakened Slaneesh, utterly destroying him at her moment of victory, because she expended enough of her power in the fight to be open to attack. Because this is the best chance to do so they are ever going to get, and why split the galaxy four ways when you can split it 3?

So the Eldar plan sort of works, just not in the way anyone ever would have expected. Ynnead rises, Slaneesh is defeated. Khorne and the others win this round, and return the board back to the way it was before that new kid showed up and acted like she owned the place.

>> No.27766840

>>27766484
>>27766647
To be fair, aside from Fulgrim himself the Emperor's Children got a big, fat load of comeuppance post-Heresy when the Black Legion and the World Eaters tore them in half, killed most of them, and sent what was left scurrying off into little disorganized warbands (the World Eaters themselves falling into disarray as well thanks to Kharn going batshit insane).

Abby and Kharn basically took the III Legion by the legs and went "MAKE A WISH!" and that was the end of the ECs as a fighting force. Ever since they've pretty much been mercs who get paid in hookers and blow, showing up to help other chaos servants with their goals alone or in little groups, like Mandragore in the Eisenhorn trilogy.

>> No.27766846

>>27763610

That uniform always makes me hard.

>> No.27766973

>>27766547
I actually copied it all from the archive. My phone just sucks.

And speaking of the 1d4chan article, I noticed Fulgrim's a bloody mess. I'll see if I can fix that after getting some sleep.

>> No.27767030
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27767030

>>27766803
I doubt they would. Khorne could already wipe the floor with them all if he wanted, but he doesn't for fear of the effects such an upset of power would have.

>> No.27767085

>>27767030
That's actually pretty awesome and I favour Slaanesh more than the other gods.
Khorne is a pretty cool guy.

>> No.27767095

>>27767030

Yeah, but that is killing all of the other gods.

Tzeentch and Nurgle are problematic. They are both old guard, central to Chaos. Hard to predict what happens without them.

But we know that Chaos works without Slaneesh. She is new. She just isn't worth the effort of getting rid of.

If that was to, say, suddenly become less effort intensive, and she was especially vulnerable, I think Khorne might take the chance to add a special skull to the throne.

>> No.27767109

>>27767030
What do you expect? If the conflict within Chaos ceases, it's no longer Chaos anymore. They need to keep fighting among themselves or all of them will cease to exist.

>> No.27767110
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27767110

>>27767095
Nope, just one will fuck everything up too.

>> No.27767135

>>27767110
>>27767030
These are from the Tome of Blood, if anyone was wondering.

>> No.27767150

>>27764432
>Slaany keeps them locked up in his palace though.
You can post ladyboys on /r/ and link the thread here.

>> No.27767173

>>27767110

Well that's just silly then. Chaos did just fine without Slaneesh for most of the existence of Chaos. And Warp Gods can be killed off without ending the world (see the destruction of the Eldar pantheon).

I guess the writers were just at a loss to explain why Khorne didnt just, you know, kill the bitch. So they had to make it against da rurrrrrels.

>> No.27767186

>>27766840
He might have done them a favor. They're individualists to the extreme. They couldn't possibly have maintained cohesion after Fulgrim fucked off to his pleasure planet. Now they're free to do whatever they want.

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