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[ERROR] No.27762038 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

So, news.

Work continues at a steady pace for the side project, so that's good. Still not sure if I want to run it as a short quest or stick it up on pastebin or something as a story. Some of the first gen guys that did the initial crop of spin off material are talking about coming back to writing, so that's good, at least in my opinion. I liked working with the majority of those guys.

Archives here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Strike%20witches%201989
and here: https://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/Strikers%20%2789%20Quest/

And there's the pastebin primer here: http://pastebin.com/zFxWNup1 which works pretty well as a jumping in point, though you may still end up having to ask questions- if you do, either one of the guys or myself will handle them, no problem!

++

Sometimes, you can't help but wonder if maybe, just maybe, Merlin is more into the whole fighter jet thing than you are. Somehow, she managed to get her witch's skirt on. You, having already made her blush once today, didn't comment- it's unusual in the extreme for her to wear that kind of thing, she usually seems to prefer the full flight suit of normal aircrew. This, of course, strained your admittedly limited knowledge of how witches work with strikers- you were almost positive there had to be skin contact to effect magic or something.

To be honest, you weren't entirely sure and didn't really care- for a long time, it was just a convent excuse to see some very nice looking legs and maybe a panty shot or two. Of course, that's since changed- You've had to restrain yourself more than once when you caught someone doing the exact same thing.

1/2

>> No.27762061

You chuckle to yourself, thinking about it. When did you become the big brother? Ok, maybe with Merlin it was a given, but Ice? Christ, you were about to cave some engineer's mate's head in a few days before you left just because you thought he was trying to ogle her as the two of you headed down to the hangar deck. You didn't- of course- and like to think that you didn't even let off an overt air of what you were thinking, but you're not sure.

You're interrupted before you can really get going by Merlin, who tugs you off your autopilot track and over to a stairwell.

“C-captain Blackwell wanted to see you after the ONI people were done talking to you.” She says, tugging you by the wrist. “Ice and Slider should be up there already.”

“What about?” You ask, slowing down slightly.

Merlin looks back at you. “I-I don't know.” She says. “It didn't sound bad, but....”

“But you never know, right.” You finish for her.

She nods, continuing to lead you to the captain's office. It's the first time you've actually been in here- you'd think you'd have remembered how nice it was. Ice and Slider, both chatting with the captain, look up when you and Merlin walk in- the hatch was open.

“Lieutenant commander Bishop. Glad to see our prodigal son has returned.” The captain says, a trace of humor on her voice.

[] “Good to be home, ma'am.”
[] “Well, you know. Too far from salt water for my tastes.”

>> No.27762083

>>27762061
>[x] “Well, you know. Too far from salt water for my tastes.”

>> No.27762092

>>27762038
merlin is trying to seduce the frank to keep him from wandering off. MERLIN IS TURNING LEWD!

>> No.27762116

>>27762092
this is not going to end well...

>> No.27762117

>>27762061
[] “Good to be home, ma'am.”
that place was just too damn cold for me....

>> No.27762118

>>27762061
>[x] “Good to be home, ma'am.”

>> No.27762119

>>27762061
>[x] “Good to be home, ma'am.”
Home sweet home. Now off into a tangent.

With the various SWQ characters’ kids/grand-kids that have shown up we’re missing one important one, Sean’s. I think I have, after a reading the pastebin and going back to various threads (mainly just to remember if anything was said), figured out who it is. We’re looking at the wrong gender; its Kenji, Merlin’s boyfriend isn't it? Feel like it would be the only reason 8-Bit would tease us about the kid’s last name. If not you've duped me, congrats. Best Night of the Week!

>> No.27762126

>>27762061

>[x] "Good to be home, ma'am."

Let the squadron's mocking of Konstantina's naivety commence!

>> No.27762141

>>27762038
What if Frank married a chocolate cake? Would Merlin NTR Frank?

>> No.27762143

>>27762061
>[] “Good to be home, ma'am.”

>> No.27762144

>>27762061
>[x] “Well, you know. Too far from salt water for my tastes.”

>> No.27762168

>>27762061
[x] “Good to be home, ma'am.”

>> No.27762171

>>27762116
i know, i don't think the poor girl can take it much longer being seperated from her frank. she needs and wants him so much. i dare say.. frank's gnome magic is addictive and she hooked real bad.

>> No.27762199

>>27762171
F-f-frank I need another dose of your Gnome magic?

Again Merlin? We just did it an hour ago.

>> No.27762204

>>27762171
if that's true
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-230

>> No.27762227

>>27762061

>[] “Good to be home, ma'am.”

>> No.27762229

>>27762061
>[] “Good to be home, ma'am.”

>> No.27762256

>>27762199
Merlin: "i can't help it. It helps... calm me down and think things thought better. so... Just please ruffle my hair some more frank! Then gimmie a piggie back ride!

>> No.27762261

>>27762061
>"Good to be home, ma'am. It was too friggin' cold there"
>>27762171
No Merlin, resist the lewds!

>> No.27762295

>>27762256
At least she didn't ask to hold Frank's hand

>> No.27762306

>>27762204
..... it's only a matter of time till the rest of the witches become addicted due to close proximity to frank. It's obvious that Katya, Ice, and even Slider is starting to show signs of gnome addiction.

>> No.27762318

>>27762256
"Alright, alright."
"Th-thanks Frank."
"You're trembling."
"I know."
"I'm not goin' anywhere."
"...just p-pat my head."

>> No.27762341

>>27762295
Yet... it's a matter of time, they are all trapped on a carrier. even in real life, women on those ships go aboard fine, get off pregnet ALL THE DAMN TIME!

>> No.27762342 [DELETED] 

>>27762306
then we must lock him away and study him before it mutates and effects everyone!

>> No.27762345

>>27762318
Stop that! I have to go to the gym, not get all d'awwwww over adorable Merlin

>> No.27762363 [DELETED] 

>>27762342
thats not big show.. WTF!?!

>> No.27762394

>>27762342
that pic... it creeps me out some how. something wrong about that pic.

>> No.27762400

>>27762306
>then we must lock him away and study him before it mutates and effects everyone!

>> No.27762403

>>27762061
>[] “Good to be home, ma'am.”
>[] “Well, you know. Too far from salt water for my tastes.”

Why not both

>> No.27762404

>>27762061
>[] “Good to be home, ma'am.”
This started as 'top gun with witches' quest and we just got home from the fucking ussr. what a trip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7HkG6OSo3E

>> No.27762413

>>27762295
Jesus Christ man, what the heck is wrong with you. This is a blue board, keep it clean.

>> No.27762429

Oh neat, my truck is fixed and SW89 is running. Glad to see I'll have something to come read once I'm home.

Tanks possibly soon (tm). Like, Thursday or Friday. Depends on the woman.

>> No.27762430

>>27762404
>WOODHOUSE...AGAIN!
Thank you Archer

>> No.27762450

>>27762429
>Tanks possibly soon (tm). Like, Thursday or Friday. Depends on the woman.
:D

>> No.27762458

>>27762295
she would OD

>> No.27762468 [SPOILER] 

>>27762413
You know you love it

>> No.27762474

>>27762295
Perhaps Konstantina is on to something...

>> No.27762497

>>27762468
>>27762295

>> No.27762501

>>27762429

Sushi soon?

>> No.27762511

>>27762429
Hey Maus got any new bugfuck crazy stories about explosives?

>> No.27762528

>>27762511
>>27762429
Oh hell yeah. You better post some after the thread!

>> No.27762544

[] “Good to be home, ma'am.”

>> No.27762551

>>27762429
Strikers and tanks in one week! life IS good! thanks Mightymouse!

>> No.27762555

>>27762429

WOOHOO

>> No.27762587

>>27762474
great, we got her hooked too. damn frank, he's becoming a walking duse handholding mashina or something like that. all the witches will want to hold his hand at this rate!

>> No.27762617

>>27762587
It'll be good for morale.

>> No.27762624

[x] “Good to be home, ma'am.”

You nod. “It's good to be home, ma'am.”

She grins, slightly. “Miss your people, did you?”

You look down at Merlin. “Of course.”

Captain Blackwell chuckles at that. “Well, I'm assuming the naval intelligence people already talked to you. We-” She indicates herself and Ice “- Were more interested in how the witches there acted and were treated. The Soviets don't exactly have the best history with witches, and the Soviet community is too heavily monitored these days for the traditional lines of communication to work.”

Ice nods. “Katya doesn't exactly paint the best picture for us, either.” She says. “And we're anxious to find out if their archives are still available.”

Slider looks at Ice, then over at you. “Oh, and the Twins brought your cousin aboard.”

[] “They did what? Run that one by me again.”
[] “One thing at a time, here. The witches looked fine, but why are you asking me? Young or Churchill would be able to tell them that.”
[] “Well, I do have a packet from someone for Katya, maybe we should call her up here and ask?”

>> No.27762640

>>27762624
>[] “One thing at a time, here. The witches looked fine, but why are you asking me? Young or Churchill would be able to tell them that.”

>> No.27762642

>>27762624
>[] “Well, I do have a packet from someone for Katya, maybe we should call her up here and ask?”

>> No.27762647

>>27762624
>[] “Well, I do have a packet from someone for Katya, maybe we should call her up here and ask?”
dem sherks

>> No.27762648

>>27762468

Konstantina: You filthy whores!

Slider: There she is! Grab her!

Konstantina: Release me at once!

Katya: Give her a foot rub, Frank!

Everyone else: Foot rub! Foot rub! Foot rub!

>> No.27762650

>>27762624
>[] “They did what? Run that one by me again.”
Then
>[] “Well, I do have a packet from someone for Katya, maybe we should call her up here and ask?”

>> No.27762656

>>27762624
>[] “Well, I do have a packet from someone for Katya, maybe we should call her up here and ask?”

We were going to do this eventually, might as well do it now.

>> No.27762659

>>27762624
>[] “Well, I do have a packet from someone for Katya, maybe we should call her up here and ask?”

>> No.27762662

>>27762624

>[x] "They did what? Run that one by me again."

>> No.27762668

>>27762624
>[x] “One thing at a time, here. The witches looked fine, but why are you asking me? Young or Churchill would be able to tell them that.”
>[x] “Well, I do have a packet from someone for Katya, maybe we should call her up here and ask?”
Both
>“Oh, and the Twins brought your cousin aboard.”
OH ODIN! Thats what they did with him!

>> No.27762669

>>27762624
>[] “They did what? Run that one by me again.”

>> No.27762670

>>27762648
THIS IS WORSE THEN WATERBOARDING!!!

>> No.27762679

>>27762624
[] “They did what? Run that one by me again.”

What cousin?
Which cousin?

>> No.27762690

>>27762679

The canadian, i think.

>> No.27762693

>>27762679
Presumably the one they had their eyes on back in the states

>> No.27762696

>>27762624
>[x] “Well, I do have a packet from someone for Katya, maybe we should call her up here and ask?”

>> No.27762706

>>27762624
>[x] “Well, I do have a packet from someone for Katya, maybe we should call her up here and ask?”

>> No.27762708

>>27762624
>[] “One thing at a time, here. The witches looked fine, but why are you asking me? Young or Churchill would be able to tell them that.”
"Now Slider...
>[] “They did what? Run that one by me again.”

>> No.27762716

>>27762624
>[] “One thing at a time, here. The witches looked fine, but why are you asking me? Young or Churchill would be able to tell them that.”

>> No.27762717

>>27762624
>[] “Well, I do have a packet from someone for Katya, maybe we should call her up here and ask?”

That's a damn swanky office.

>> No.27762720

>>27762511
>>27762528

uh, kinda. I have two I could tell, one isn't really bomb related though. It's more dumbfuck load toad related.

close enough to the same thing.

>> No.27762733

>>27762624

also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx5qtnQuFmE
>[] “Well, I do have a packet from someone for Katya, maybe we should call her up here and ask?”

>> No.27762739 [SPOILER] 

>>27762670
Just tell us what happened Katya or Frank will Hug you and pat your head at the same time.

>> No.27762754

>>27762720
close enough. Your stories are always entertaining. My favorite has to be the one about the cops who wouldn't let you douse the volatile explosive cause it was evidence.

>> No.27762791

>>27762624
>[x] “One thing at a time, here. The witches looked fine, but why are you asking me? Young or Churchill would be able to tell them that.”
>[x] “Well, I do have a packet from someone for Katya, maybe we should call her up here and ask?”

>> No.27762797

[] “One thing at a time, here. The witches looked fine, but why are you asking me? Young or Churchill would be able to tell them that.”
[] “Well, I do have a packet from someone for Katya, maybe we should call her up here and ask?”

>> No.27762802

>>27762624
[] “They did what? Run that one by me again.”
THE FUUUUUU!!!
then
[] “Well, I do have a packet from someone for Katya, maybe we should call her up here and ask?”

>> No.27762810

>>27762624
>[] “One thing at a time, here. The witches looked fine, but why are you asking me? Young or Churchill would be able to tell them that.”

>> No.27762814

>>27762720
good enough for me.

>> No.27762821

>>27762754

did anyone cap those?

>> No.27762837

>>27762624
>[] “Well, I do have a packet from someone for Katya, maybe we should call her up here and ask?”

>> No.27762840

>>27762624
>[] “Well, I do have a packet from someone for Katya, maybe we should call her up here and ask?”

>> No.27762849

>>27762624
>[] “One thing at a time, here. The witches looked fine, but why are you asking me? Young or Churchill would be able to tell them that.”

"My, uh, my cousin's okay, is he?"

>> No.27762854

>>27762821
yep

>> No.27762860

>>27762821
They are in the archives somewhere.

>> No.27762861

>>27762624
>[x] “One thing at a time, here. The witches looked fine, but why are you asking me? Young or Churchill would be able to tell them that.”

then

>[x] “They did what? Run that one by me again.”


THEY DID WHAT

>> No.27762867

>>27762854

>> No.27762876

>>27762739
that would kill her!

>> No.27762880

>>27762867

>> No.27762885

>>27762624
>[x] “Well, I do have a packet from someone for Katya, maybe we should call her up here and ask?”

>> No.27762890

>>27762624
>[x] “Well, I do have a packet from someone for Katya, maybe we should call her up here and ask?”

>> No.27762906

>>27762854
God I love that name.
Trashcanistan.
The only name I love more is from a buddy who came back. Shitstackistan.

>> No.27762919

>>27762906
I prefer assganistan, myself

>> No.27763038

>>27762919
i prefure whydidntwenukemistan.

>> No.27763216

[x] “Well, I do have a packet from someone for Katya, maybe we should call her up here and ask?”

You shrug, trying to put Joe out of your head. How the hell have they kept that hidden from you for the past however long? Maybe they brought him aboard when you were in Russia- you were only gone a couple of days, but that's enough time, you think. Airlift into iceland, then a chopper to the fleet? You'll have to talk with them later.

“Well,” You say, pulling out the satchel of letters from Katya's friend- what was her name? Sofiya? Something like that, you think- Petrov told you, you just can't remember. “I got this from one of them to give to Katya, maybe we should call her up here?”

Ice looks dubiously at you. “Did you get those cleared by the intel guys?” She asks, then shakes her head. “And either way, it's not like we can expect a whole lot out of her private mail if that's what that is.”

Captain Blackwell, on the other hand, looks thoughtful. “Did she say who all they were from?”

You shake your head. “No ma'am. I'd assumed it was friends and former squadron mates. No idea, though.”

She nods, then looks over at Slider. “Lieutenant Kerner...?”

Slider sighs, and nods. “Just when I was getting comfortable. Aye, Ma'am.” As she brushes past you, she says something to Merlin you don't quite catch- but you do see Merlin smile and nod.

“So, Commander Bishop, is there anything you think we need to know?” The captain asks. “Purely off the record- I'm sure there's going to be an intel document on my desk in a few hours anyway.”

[] “Well, they offered to augment me and pull the last bits of fibersteel out of my bones.”
[] “The base itself was a lot nicer than I expected, the buildings didn't seem military at all.”
[] “They think Stalin's working with Martians.”

>> No.27763236

>>27763216
>[] “The base itself was a lot nicer than I expected, the buildings didn't seem military at all.”
>[] “They think Stalin's working with Martians.”

Save the best for last.

>> No.27763254

>>27763216
>[] “The base itself was a lot nicer than I expected, the buildings didn't seem military at all.”
>[] “They think Stalin's working with Martians.”

>> No.27763259

>>27763216
>[] “The base itself was a lot nicer than I expected, the buildings didn't seem military at all.”
>[] “They think Stalin's working with Martians.”

>> No.27763261

>>27763216
>[] “The base itself was a lot nicer than I expected, the buildings didn't seem military at all.”
>[] “They think Stalin's working with Martians. I wish I was joking about that..."

>> No.27763266

>>27763216
>[] “Well, they offered to augment me and pull the last bits of fibersteel out of my bones.”
>[] “The base itself was a lot nicer than I expected, the buildings didn't seem military at all.”
>[] “They think Stalin's working with Martians.”

tell them everything, especially the first thing since I want to see Ice's reaction

>> No.27763291

>>27763216
[x] “The base itself was a lot nicer than I expected, the buildings didn't seem military at all.”
[x] “They think Stalin's working with Martians.”

>> No.27763295

>>27763236
>[] “The base itself was a lot nicer than I expected, the buildings didn't seem military at all.”
>[] “They think Stalin's working with Martians.”

Agreed. Let's get the important bits before the REACTION SHOT.

>> No.27763300

>>27763266
Yeah uually I'm against 'lol all three choices' but this is our captain and this is important stuff

>> No.27763302

>>27763216
>[] “The base itself was a lot nicer than I expected, the buildings didn't seem military at all.”
>[] “They think Stalin's working with Martians.”

>>27763266
God no, I want to wait until Katya gets here at least for that bit of news.

It will be fucking hilarious.

>> No.27763303

>>27763216
>[x] “Well, they offered to augment me and pull the last bits of fibersteel out of my bones.”
>[x] “The base itself was a lot nicer than I expected, the buildings didn't seem military at all.”
>[x] “They think Stalin's working with Martians.”

May as well go all in.
>she says something to Merlin you don't quite catch- but you do see Merlin smile and nod.
Now just what are they scheming...

>> No.27763304

[] “The base itself was a lot nicer than I expected, the buildings didn't seem military at all.”

[] “Well, they offered to augment me and pull the last bits of fibersteel out of my bones.”

[] “They think Stalin's working with Martians.”

All of them! in this Order!

>> No.27763330

>>27763216
>[x] “The base itself was a lot nicer than I expected, the buildings didn't seem military at all.”
>[x] “They think Stalin's working with Martians.”

>> No.27763332

>>27763216
>[x] “The base itself was a lot nicer than I expected, the buildings didn't seem military at all.”
>[x] “They think Stalin's working with Martians.”

>> No.27763347

>>27763302
If that's the case, we should also leave the stalin thing for Katya to hear as well.

>> No.27763349

>>27763216
[] “Well, they offered to augment me and pull the last bits of fibersteel out of my bones.”
[] “The base itself was a lot nicer than I expected, the buildings didn't seem military at all.”
[] “They think Stalin's working with Martians.”
hit them up with all three.
BRACE FOR MERLIN FLIPPING OUT AT THE IDEA OF CYBORG FRANK!

>> No.27763361

>>27763216
>[] “The base itself was a lot nicer than I expected, the buildings didn't seem military at all.”
>[] “They think Stalin's working with Martians.”

'Ere we go!

>> No.27763369

>>27763216
>[X] “They think Stalin's working with Martians.”
>[X] “The base itself was a lot nicer than I expected, the buildings didn't seem military at all.”
>[X] “Well, they offered to augment me and pull the last bits of fibersteel out of my bones.”

All three are important for the captain to know.

>> No.27763387

>>27763347

That's actually mission critical, as opposed to getting our kicks out of the eventual reactions.

>> No.27763397

>>27763216
>[] “The base itself was a lot nicer than I expected, the buildings didn't seem military at all.”
>[] “They think Stalin's working with Martians.”

>> No.27763401

>>27763216
all three if possible

>> No.27763414

>>27763216
>[] “The base itself was a lot nicer than I expected, the buildings didn't seem military at all.”
>[] “They think Stalin's working with Martians.”

Tired of all the lol3choices things we do, and it isn't like the offer is particularly something she needs to know.

>> No.27763471

>>27763414
Well if the Soviets are right, it is a legitimate health concern affecting one of her pilots.

>> No.27763484

>>27763471

Which she'll be informed when the intel comes on her desk later, she's got bigger things to worry about than just little old us.

>> No.27763507

>>27763484
... Did we even tell the intel weenies about that? It seemed we just dumped the stuff about the Berlin attack and the Lazarus project on their desks and left.

>> No.27763563

>>27763507

Dunno, but there's a fuckton of more important things people should be worrying about other than the offer to go post-human warrior.

They'll be overwhelmed enough about Stalin without relatively insignificant information like that cluttering things up. We're the ones ultimately responsible for our health anyway, not her.

>> No.27763577

>>27763507
i think that the Berlin assult is kinda more important sense it can happen RIGHT NOW!

>> No.27763579

>>27763216
Seems like some samefaggin goin on in here.

I'm for all 3 myself>>27763216
We told them about the witch augments in the intel brief, so why shouldn't we mention they offered us the same.

It doesn't make us any more or less special than fronk already is. It was just an offer that we declined. We should tell the captain and the rest and see what they think, obviously the final decision to get the augments or not still lies with fronk, but not mentioning it is just stupid.

>> No.27763614

>>27763579
>samefaggin
A bit soon to call it that, 'sides that I agree with you.

>> No.27763639

>>27763216
>[] “Well, they offered to augment me and pull the last bits of fibersteel out of my bones.”
Perhaps that may inspire the Navy to do something about it?

>> No.27763686

>>27763579
Well it's not like we declined, we said we'll think about it.

>> No.27763688

>>27763216
>[x] “Well, they offered to augment me and pull the last bits of fibersteel out of my bones.”
[x] “The base itself was a lot nicer than I expected, the buildings didn't seem military at all.”
[x] “They think Stalin's working with Martians.”

All of the above. Everything is relevant.

>> No.27763719

>>27763686
We did decline the offer at the time with the provision that we'll be back if we think about it and decide to do it.

No where was it said it's off the table.

>> No.27763908

>[] “The base itself was a lot nicer than I expected, the buildings didn't seem military at all.”
>[] “They think Stalin's working with Martians.”
>[] “Well, they offered to augment me and pull the last bits of fibersteel out of my bones.”

In that order.

>> No.27763942

You know, with all the waifuing going on in this quest, I'm surprised there hasn't been any actual romance yet.

Oh boy Ghost, you're either going to pull something amazing or keep teasing it forever. I love you so much.


Also, reminder that we still don't know what's up with Merlin feeling what the plane does and we should probably look into that.

>> No.27764034

Rolled 20

>>27763942
>all the waifuing going on in this quest
I've seen much worse.

>> No.27764066

>>27764034

Really.

Do tell. SW'89 is held up as the gold standard of waifuing.

>> No.27764105

>>27764066
>SW'89 is held up as the gold standard of waifuing.
if you believe this, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you...maaaaybe amongst currently-running quests

>> No.27764130

>>27764066
>>27764105

Gentlemen. I know we love Valkyrian Mercs Quest but please, let us keep our attention to Ghost's story.

>> No.27764137

>>27763942
He can still pull an Urobutcher and thin the crowd.

>> No.27764150

>>27764105
better back it up with more than hot air then

>> No.27764154

>>27764066
MGNQ is pretty bad about it.

There's a small group for faust.
A larger group for watermelon.
A noble and righteous group that firmly supports the one true waifu with all their might, Wendy.
The biggest group of all those wants the MC to fuck the brains out of NECO

>> No.27764163

>>27764130
Been in both since the beginning, neither is great, but neither is completely obstructed either.

>> No.27764170

>>27764130
Not once has that been brought up and I'd like to keep it that way.

>> No.27764172

>>27764066
Heretical love quest. Your move.

>> No.27764180

>>27764137
That choice is still largely up to us, unless we piss him off.
>>27764172
Bingo.

>> No.27764184

>>27764154

>MGNQ

>Not endorsing watermelon end

>> No.27764190

>>27764172
I miss Papa-N...

>> No.27764199

>>27764154
>NECO

>> No.27764214

>>27764137
Oh god. Don't even joke about that. I try not to think about all the times our choices have narrowly avoided getting someone killed.

>> No.27764227

>>27764214
I think that's the point, we've only narrowly avoided getting ourselves or someone else killed.

>> No.27764229

>>27764172
Princess Guard quest is laying the wafu down rather nicely. i AM a follower of that one, really good writing all things considering
>>27764130
we're just passing the time till ghost posts again, that's all.

>> No.27764230

>>27764199
>Wanting to bend NECO over a counter top and make flapjacks out of her ass
>nothing wrong with that

>> No.27764232

>>27764190
He is returning at some point in the next year to pick zombie and witch quest back up. Best quest he's run, so it will be nice to have it back.

>> No.27764246

>>27764190
One of the things I like about him is that his stories have a conclusive end.

>> No.27764251

>>27764154
>anything but watermelon

>> No.27764260

GOAST where are you...

>>27764230
>ball hands
>tube legs
>covered in syrup and butter

>> No.27764294

Ghost, What happen with Ice's grandparents?

>> No.27764295

>>27764232
I've heard that story before... I'll believe it when it happens. Not before.

>>27764246
Agreed.

>> No.27764307

>>27764232

Assuming he doesn't get shot on the job or get on the coke train again

>> No.27764315

>>27764294
Chill, we are entering/starting that arc.

>> No.27764320

>>27764294
either they're on the boat or there'll be some timeskipping I imagine

>> No.27764331

>>27764294

SWQ '89: Meet the cupcakeskis

>> No.27764337

>>27764130
>Implying VMQ has a waifu fag problem when the waifuing only lasts as long as the RNG and QM let it

>> No.27764344

>>27764295
Follow his twitter. He is updating as to when he may have free time. Fresh batch of newbies is apparently a likely reason for more free time, so we may be seeing him sooner rather than later.

>> No.27764367

>>27764331
It could be Eila or Trude.

>> No.27764373

>>27764337
Which he did, quite unsatisfactory

>> No.27764396

>>27764344
I do follow it. He's said the same thing about having free time before... Then nothing happens.

I know shit happens but when you say 'hey free time soon fellow stalkers' a few times... Well I personally don't hold too much hope for it, that's all.

>> No.27764397

>>27764367
Isn't Ice Polish?

>> No.27764403

>>27764367
You have made me recall the trudefag minnafag images from SWQ

>> No.27764406

>>27764367

Ghost did mention a surname change to hide their identify.

Whats the nearest surname to Kasansky?

Don't you want to see a grandma cupcake hitting on Fronk, much to Ice's dismay?

>> No.27764413

>>27764367
Grandchildren right? Why not Erica and Cupcakeski?

>> No.27764422

>>27764397
One of her Parents could have been or her grand mother married a Pole.

>> No.27764429

>>27764406

That wouldn't be so much as funny as rather disturbing.

>> No.27764436

>>27764396
Hope is all we have left comrade. Without hope, we may never brrrrrrrrrt and atlantean wizard. Without hope we may never see a sequel to goat quest.

>> No.27764461

[x] “The base itself was a lot nicer than I expected, the buildings didn't seem military at all.”
[x] “They think Stalin's working with Martians.”

“Well,” You start with a bit of a shrug. “The base itself was a lot nicer than I expected. Nicer than some stateside bases. Most of the housing I saw didn't seem military at all. More like a resort hotel or something. There was plenty of military activity there, but the base made it seem out of place.”

“What about the inside of the... what was it? Lazarus? Building.” Captain Blackwell asks.

“Hospital.” You say, looking at her. “Only difference was the observation deck overlooking the operating rooms. Watched them rebuild a German witch with a pretty heavy set of prosthetic. Better part of half of her upper body, I guess.”

Ice winces. “What happened to her?”

You shrug. “Not sure, they didn't say and I didn't ask. Said she got careless over Seelow, and that she was lucky there was a Putin-loyal healwitch there to stabilize her. I didn't get a chance to talk to her, though.”

“Must have been a SAM hit.” Ice says, quietly. “That-” She shakes her head. “Sorry, I got off track. But she said she was German? That seems odd, the Soviets have never gotten along well with the Germans, especially after that whole Barbarossa thing.”

You nod. “Putin believes Stalin and maybe the rest of the politburo is working with the Martians, setting up for a second invasion.”

“What?” Ice and the captain both exclaim- and you feel Merlin look up at you.

You shrug. “Putin said as much. Said Uncle Joe hadn't been the same since the war, and that a lot of things made no sense. Talked about it some with Konstantina too and-”

1/2

>> No.27764483

“Wait a second, Frank. Konstantina? That headcase with the fixation with you?” Ice asks.

You nod. “The same. She's working with Putin, apparently. Anyway, she talked some about how the high command is acting strangely- units and supplies are held back, sent to open new fronts that serve no purpose-”

“Like Alaska?” Ice asks.

You nod again. “Yeah, I think so. Or Japan, all they did by dragging the Japanese into it was extend the meat grinder.”

Ice and the captain look at each other.

“The Matrons need to know.” Ice says, simply. “If it's true, the Russian witches would be his next target, and- “

“And a lot of them are working with Putin.” You say. “He said his big worry now is a push on Berlin and action against Megalith.”

“Megalith? They'd go after that? They're crazy!” Ice says, snapping her head around to look at you again.

You shrug. “They'd only have to hold it long enough to disable those missiles.”

“Or launch them against whatever targets he wants.” The captain says. “That's one of those not so well kept secrets- the missiles can be targeted against land and sea as well, it's not that hard to set it up. They built them that way so we could remove anything that got through the the EDF's superweapons.”

“Has he taken any action to protect it?” Captain Blackwell asks.

You shrug. “I think he said he was moving troops, but he doesn't want to go overt yet. It should be in the intel packet I gave the spooks.”

Captain blackwell looks past you and nods- and you're bumped hard, from behind, as Slider strolls past, trying to look innocent and failing miserably. Katya does a pretty poor job hiding her grin.

[] Now, About Joe being here....
[] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.
[] Oh, and they wanted to open me up and augment me too.

>> No.27764503

>>27764483
>[] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.
>[] Oh, and they wanted to open me up and augment me too.

hehehe

>> No.27764508

>>27764483
>[] Oh, and they wanted to open me up and augment me too.

>> No.27764511

>>27764483
>[x] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.

Then...

>[x] Now, about Joe being here...

>> No.27764512

>>27764483
>[x] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.
>[x] Oh, and they wanted to open me up and augment me too.

>> No.27764514

>>27764483
>[] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.

>> No.27764519

>>27764483
>[] Oh, and they wanted to open me up and augment me too.
I never asked for it, but they offered anyways. Was tempted to get those fancy fold up singlasses but....

>> No.27764520

>>27764483
>[x] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.
Just hand it to her.
>[x] Oh, and they wanted to open me up and augment me too.

>> No.27764521

>>27764483
>[] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.
>[] Oh, and they wanted to open me up and augment me too.

>> No.27764522

>>27764461
>[x] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.
>[x] Oh, and they wanted to open me up and augment me too.
>[x] Now, About Joe being here....

>> No.27764533

>>27764483
>[] Oh, and they wanted to open me up and augment me too.

>> No.27764534

>>27764331

Nope!

Only hint: her name is from her paternal grandpa, and her grandma may or may not be royalty.

>> No.27764539

>>27764483
>[] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.

>> No.27764540

>>27764483
>[] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.

WHAT ARE YOU GIRLS PLANNING?!

>> No.27764552

[] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.
just shove it into her hands
[] Oh, and they wanted to open me up and augment me too.
SAAAAYYYY IIIIIT!

>> No.27764555

>>27764522
Do this only if we get completely road blocked when try to change the subject to Joe.

>> No.27764562

>>27764483
>[x] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.

>> No.27764563

>>27764483
>[x] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.

>> No.27764568

>>27764483
[X] Oh, and they wanted to open me up and augment me too.

One shock begets another.

>> No.27764579

>>27764534

Darnations.

>>27764483


[] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.

Just hand it to her and:


[] Oh, and they wanted to open me up and augment me too.

>> No.27764582

>>27764483
>[] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.
>[] Oh, and they wanted to open me up and augment me too.

>> No.27764593

Oh, this talk of grandparents has reminded me.

Katya is in her twenties, let's say 22? It's 1990, so if she's 22, she would've been born in 1968. Let's say her mother was 20 at the time, she would've been born in 1948. Sanya would've been 20 in 1948. So Sanya and her daughter had kids when they were (compared to modern standards) kinda young.

Oh and Sanya is only 62.

>> No.27764597

>>27764483
>[] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.
"Mail call from Russia."
Then
>[] Oh, and they wanted to open me up and augment me too.

>> No.27764602

>>27764483
>[] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.

>>27764534
Oh.

OH.

>> No.27764604

>>27764483
>[] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.
>[] Now, About Joe being here....

Answers, now.

>> No.27764605

>>27764534
It's a rumor, a legend, a mystery?

>> No.27764623

>>27764483
>[] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.
>[] Now, About Joe being here....

>> No.27764636

>>27764534
>may or may not be royalty.
Well off to research aces and possible Eastern European royality, though I may have an idea of it.
>>27764593
>(compared to modern standards) kinda young.
Keyword "modern", don't know the averages in the forties, in the Soviet Union.

>> No.27764639

Rolled 11

>[x] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.
>[x] Oh, and they wanted to open me up and augment me too.

>> No.27764649

>>27764593
IIRC Katya is 20.

>> No.27764651

>>27764483
>[] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.

>all these grins

Well, this can't be good.

>> No.27764658

>>27764593
>Sanya is only 62.
:)

>> No.27764672

>>27764651
Katya and Slider gonna git him after the briefing.

>> No.27764676

>>27764602

Spill your secrets!

>> No.27764682

>>27764483
[x] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.
[x] Now, About Joe being here....

>> No.27764684

>>27764483
>[x] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.
>[x] Now, About Joe being here....

>> No.27764689

>>27764534
So, Prinzessin?

>> No.27764707

>>27764676
Heinrike Prinzessin zu Sayn-Wittgenstein

>> No.27764719

>>27764483
>[]Oh, and they offered to open me up and augment me.

>Cue "Augment' huh?" conversation as [grinning intensifies]

>> No.27764729

>>27764483
>[] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.

>> No.27764732

>>27764707

>> No.27764734

>>27764707
the best witch

>> No.27764740

>>27764483
>[] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.

>> No.27764744

>>27764483
[] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.
[] Oh, and they wanted to open me up and augment me too.
then fallow up with
[] Now, About Joe being here....

>> No.27764748

>>27764483
>[] Yeah, and they wanted to open me up and augment me too, some real star wars kinda shit, you know with bacta tanks and stuff. Pull out the metal, replace it with more metal.
> []Oh! Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.

>> No.27764751

>>27764483
[x] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.
[x] Now, About Joe being here....

First, we need to finish off the business at hand.

THEN, we need to find out why the fuck our 18-year old cousin is on a carrier in the North Atlantic instead of being back home in Washington State.

>> No.27764758

>>27764649
Then Sanya and her daughter had kids a year or two later than what I guessed.

>> No.27764759

>>27764483
>[x] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.

>> No.27764761

>>27764483
>[X] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.
>[X] Oh, and they wanted to open me up and augment me too.

Would it be too mean to do the second right as she's getting to the good part of the letter?

>> No.27764763

>>27764732

>> No.27764764

Rolled 8

>>27764689
>>27764707
That's what I figured.

>> No.27764772

>>27764483
>[] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.
>[] Oh, and they wanted to open me up and augment me too.
They jelly of Konstantina

>> No.27764782

>>27764483
>[x] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.
>[x] Oh, and they wanted to open me up and augment me too.
They are planing something, flip the tables, shake them off.
>>27764751
>Washington state
Ya mean Northern California? Cause pretty sure that's where he lives...

>> No.27764786

>>27764483
>[] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.
>[] Now, About Joe being here....

>>27764751
We're gonna kill the twins aren't we?

Actually, why the fuck is the Captain allowing this shit?

>> No.27764803

>>27764751
I think everyone's missing the bigger question here. Well if my memory isn't fucking with me. But wasn't he supposed to be watching our dog after we left?

>> No.27764814

>>27764803

The rest of our family can do that easy.

>> No.27764815

what if it int martians that will be invading, but the BETA and the martians are just running while they can?

>> No.27764826

>>27764707
who?

>> No.27764833

>>27764815
no just no

>> No.27764838

>>27764803
>the bear is on the ship

OH FUCK

>> No.27764839

>>27764707

i really cant see that name without thinking about this dude

>> No.27764845

>>27764815
How ridiculous. Too many crossovers.

It's obviously Venusians

>> No.27764855

>>27764782
Norcal, Washington, whatever. He's not supposed to be HERE.

Don't get distracted by the hijinks, this is an important question we need to ask, and the captain is the person to ask. So we know WHY we need to kill the Sharktwins, obviously.

>> No.27764859

>>27764815

Jam is by far superior to the BETA.

>> No.27764864

>>27764814
i think he's back on the farm. poor dog, he really needs a stable home.

>> No.27764870

>>27764815
then we'll be acquainted with this sound very fast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5JICa_ZxBk
then die to Laser class

>> No.27764872 [SPOILER] 

>>27764815

>> No.27764878

>>27764483
>[] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.
>[] Now, About Joe being here....

>> No.27764882

>>27764803
The Colonel is caring for our dog.

>> No.27764918

>>27764872
thanks for making me throw up my dinner asshole. it was the only thing I had today due to my cold

>> No.27764920

So I'm willing to believe that our mad skills at calming Stalinka down have made the rounds, and we are about to get mountains of shit.

>> No.27764930

>>27764870
>>27764872
I like to say... I hate you both.

>> No.27764937

>>27764838
THIS! SO MUCH THIS! imagien this! bear play tackles Merlin to the floor and covers her face with drool from all the happy licking he does. Hfw pic related

>> No.27764948

>>27764872

>> No.27764951 [DELETED] 

>>27764872
reported

>> No.27764958

>>27764920
She gloated about it on radio, didn't she?

>> No.27764967

>>27764918
That made you throw up? I didn't even blink.

>> No.27764968

>>27764937
Isn't Ice scared of our dog?

This is going all sorts of amusing places.

>> No.27764980

>>27764815
Then we die to laser class in the opening months of the invasion and the squadron goes on a murderrampage into the nearest hive

>> No.27764994

>>27764980
STOP YOU FUCKER!

>> No.27764997

>>27764951

Do I even want to know?

>> No.27764999

>>27764920
we could test it out on our witches here as well to see if it works. if so, we'll be getting all the kittens!

>> No.27765001

>>27764980
And die off one by one... Doing nothing of value?

>> No.27765004

>>27764958
That or our cousin has said things, about events, and us.

>> No.27765020

>>27764968
she'll be next, but merlin is the smallest of the witches here. easy picking to bear.

>> No.27765032

>>27765001
other than giving Beta more bodies, yes

>> No.27765043 [DELETED] 

>>27764997
Fucking normals man.

>> No.27765057

>>27765004
I didn't even think of that, fuck

Embarrassing family stories go!

>> No.27765083

that beta stuff is far too grimderp for my taste

>> No.27765084

>>27765004
How would Joe be able to talk, when he is getting sweetly loved by the Styles sisters?

>> No.27765097

>>27765084
>implying they're not teasing him mercilessly to make him spit up our deepest, darkest secrets

>> No.27765110

>>27765084
They used their sharkie wiles to get him to talk.

>> No.27765119

>>27765110

They smell blood in the water...

>> No.27765128

>>27765083

Mine as well.

I'll go ahead and say it- the other writers and I aren't real keen on the idea of too many crossovers. We're not completely opposed to them, of course, but we want to be extremely careful with them and don't currently have plans for any.

>> No.27765146

>>27765084
"We'll make you do the thing again."
"That thing."
"That thing you do."
"Again and again and-"
"Alright!" Joe screamed. "He used to play house with Jessica when she was feeling lonely!"
The twins look at eachother, then to Slider, who has a notepad in hand. She shrugs before scrawling hastily onto the page.
"We take what we can get."

>> No.27765177

>>27765128
Thank you for the clarifications Ghost.
>>27765146
Is it odd that I'm thinking of a stereotypical therapist office reading that?

>> No.27765188

Am I the only one who wouldn't mind a sharktwins threesome?

>> No.27765192

>>27765177
>Is it odd that I'm thinking of a stereotypical therapist office reading that?
>Slider wearing glasses
hnnnnggggg
>>27765146
>He used to play house with Jessica when she was feeling lonely!
So he's a good brother?

>> No.27765203

Rolled 19

>>27765188
I like the twins. They keep Frank on his toes.

>> No.27765207

I still think the Independence Day thing is better.

Frank: Merlin just tell them.
Merlin:I- I think i have a way to bring down their shields. I'm going to make them sick. A v-virus. Computer virus.

>> No.27765210

>>27765128
the master has spoken!

>> No.27765211

>>27765083
I personally have no intention to touch anything Muv-luv related for as long as I live.

>> No.27765233

>>27765192

my fetish! pic related

>> No.27765238

>>27765211

Probably for the best, it somehow manages to outdo 40k in sheer grimderp.

>> No.27765246

>>27765192
>Slider wearing glasses
Yes yes yes! With a white blouse and one of those skirts professionals wear. With those hips.... thinking sometimes is dangerous.

>> No.27765315

>>27765128
Thank god.
Not only are they too grimderp they just strike me as... silly-overpowered, almost sueish as villains. Like how the folks at stardestroyer.net regard the empire's capabilities

>> No.27765352

>>27765128

Well, is the JAM still an option?

Because I honestly think they would make for some pretty interesting villains. And their invasion method (a wormhole) would pretty much bypass most of the EDF's orbital defenses.

>> No.27765403

>>27765352
please stop

>> No.27765405

>>27765352
No, we've got the martians already.

Anything else would break my suspension of disbelief at least and like he said, that is not a very careful crossover.

>> No.27765407

>>27765352
Comedy/Crazy Option: a massive spaceship of unknown origin crashes on a small island in the south Pacific. It's devastating entry into Earth's atmosphere causes mass destruction and brings hostilities to a end, while the UN sends an inspection team to investigate the alien wreck.

>> No.27765426

>>27765407
Macross?

>> No.27765430

>>27765188
I can't be the only one to think that
>twin banter
>dem eyes
>teeth
>bloodlust
are incredibly hot turn ons, right?

>> No.27765432

>>27765405

Well, then just borrow elements of the JAM.

I can easily see some of their demonstrated capabilities finding their way into wacky Martian tech folder.

>> No.27765446

>>27765407
Hope Fronk sings well...
>>27765430
Crazy is always fun.

>> No.27765460

>>27765446
>Hope Fronk sings well...

We have Sanya's granddaughter for a reason anon.

>> No.27765467

>>27765446
Fronk will be the best goddamned singer. We will save humanity with flawless renditions of Queen's greatest hits.

>> No.27765476

>>27765432
That I could accept. Martians pulling out more crazy bugfuckery?

Standard practice.

I still think we are already pushing the limits of what the setting can stand though, but that's just me.

>> No.27765496

>>27765407
Zentradi fun time?

>> No.27765499

>>27764483
[X] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.

>> No.27765514

>>27765407
>>27765426
ghost. please post soon. i am afraid they will drag in Gundam soon into this.

>> No.27765529

JESUS CHRIST GHOST I'M GONE FOR A FULL HOUR PICKING MY TRUCK UP AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T POSTED AN UPDATE!? GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, MREEN.

>inb4 ghost posts 45 seconds after I do

>> No.27765549 [SPOILER] 

>>27765514

SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKAS

>> No.27765574

>>27765514
WHAHAHA! How about Kaiju? Lets contune talking about material from other universes after Ghost said they are trying be careful with them and have no plans for further crossovers ATM.

>> No.27765607

[x] Hey Katya, I have some mail for you.

You make a mental note to get Slider back for that, later, though you're not sure how. Maybe throwing a duck in with her when she showers next? You'll have to find a duck.

“Hey, Katya. I've got some mail here for you.” You say, trying to judge her reaction. She seems happy to see you, sure, but... guarded. Like she's not real sure what she should be feeling.

“Mail?” She asks, taking the bag and opening it. “From- oh, Balalaika! I had wondered what happened to her after I-” She shakes her head. “She was in good health?”

You nod. “She was there at the base and- wait, Balalaika? Petrov said her name was Sofiya.”

Katya nods and smiles. “Sofiya Pavlovena. She is a healwitch, but you would probably never guess it.”
She laughs lightly. “She was our commander in Afghanistan, and coordinated heavily with the VDV and Spetsnaz groups there. It is what helped us all get through as well as we did.”

“Well, I'm glad the trip was worth something then.” You say with a grin.

1/2

>> No.27765622

“It was still foolish. Do not think just because you've-” She stops leafing through the stack.

“Katya?” You ask, worried.

“My grandmother wrote me.” She says. “I-I do not understand how she was able to- but...”

“Well, commander Bishop.” Captain Blackwell says as Katya sits heavily on the sofa in front of her desk and tears open the letter. “I think that's it for now, unless you have something else to add?”

You shake your head. “Nothing else, ma'am. Most of the rest of it should be covered by the intel guys when they report to you.”

She laughs. “Commander, they don't report to me at all. If I'm lucky, they'll forward me a copy of whatever they've found out, otherwise it'll just go to Virginia and DC, then back down to us as orders later. Anyway, go get yourself some chow and rack time, I believe you have the night patrol.”

You frown at that, earning you a light elbow in the ribs from Merlin. “Aye, Ma'am.” you respond, turning to leave.

“Frank, that means you've got crew rest in a couple of hours. If I get back to quarters and you aren't there...” Ice says.

“Understaood, ma'am.” You say, trying not to laugh.

“Where are we going now?” Merlin asks as you step out into the passageway.

[] Down to quarters. I wanna talk to the twins. Yes, just talk.
[] The hangar deck. Anything new with the fighter I need to know about?
[] Chow hall. I could use some food.
[] Flight deck. I suspect someone will want to talk, and that's the second place they'll look.

>> No.27765623

>>27765607
>throw a duck in
>at sea
>throw an albatross in
>tot lel

>> No.27765626

>>27765607
>Balalaika
oh

>> No.27765653

>>27765607
You did it.

You actually did it you grand motherfucker.

Damnit

>Balalaika in strikers .jpg here.

>> No.27765659

>>27765622
[X] Chow hall. I could use some food.

>> No.27765668

>>27765607
>“From- oh, Balalaika!

how the FUCK have we not lost this war yet?

>> No.27765671

>>27765622
>[] Flight deck. I suspect someone will want to talk, and that's the second place they'll look.

>> No.27765674 [SPOILER] 

>>27765607

>Balalaika

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.27765677

>>27765622
>[] Down to quarters. I wanna talk to the twins. Yes, just talk.

>Balalaika

>> No.27765679

>>27765622
[x] Down to quarters. I wanna talk to the twins. Yes, just talk.
SHERKTWANZ

>> No.27765684

>>27765622
>[] Chow hall. I could use some food.

>> No.27765696

>>27765622
>[x] Down to quarters. I wanna talk to the twins. Yes, just talk.

PEOPLE. FOCUS. JOE.

>> No.27765698

>Balalaika

RUN AWAY!!!!

>> No.27765699

>>27765622
>[] Flight deck. I suspect someone will want to talk, and that's the second place they'll look.
or
>[] Chow hall. I could use some food.

>> No.27765700

>>27765607
>Not informing them about the million dollar fronk
Why would you do thi..
>Balalaika witch
And I can no longer complain

>> No.27765704

>>27765622
>[] Down to quarters. I wanna talk to the twins. Yes, just talk.
TWERKTWANZ

>> No.27765711

>>27765622
>[x] Flight deck. I suspect someone will want to talk, and that's the second place they'll look.
>>27765607
>duck
Make it better, a Duck's duck.
> Balalaika
Saw it coming.

>> No.27765714

>>27765626
clever
>>27765623
now to find that albat- NO! bad idea! don't mess with them! just find a sea gull and use that.
>>27765622
YOU DIDN'T TELL THEM ABOUT THE CYBORG FRANK GHOST! WHY!??!?!?

>Down to quarters. I wanna talk to the twins. Yes, just talk.
and find Joe too.

>> No.27765717

>>27765622
>[] Chow hall. I could use some food.

I thought, mentioning body augmentations will win?

>> No.27765719

>>27765622
Twins, see how they're doing, since Fronk's been gone, have they been the only steelwing witch patrol up? They've gotta be whipped.

>> No.27765724

>>27765704
>TWERKTWANZ
pls no. stahp

>> No.27765726

>>27765622
>[] Chow hall. I could use some food.

>> No.27765734

>>27765622
>[] Down to quarters. I wanna talk to the twins. Yes, just talk.

>> No.27765735

>>27765607
>>27765622

>no augmentation hue

:(


[x] Flight deck. I suspect someone will want to talk, and that's the second place they'll look.

>> No.27765740

>>27765622
>[] Flight deck. I suspect someone will want to talk, and that's the second place they'll look.

>> No.27765741

>>27765622
>[x] Chow hall. I could use some food.
We can ask about news on our fighter when we suit up for the patrol.

>> No.27765748

>>27765711

FUCK YEAH OREGON
STORM PULLMAN, WIN THE DAY

>> No.27765751

>>27765607
>Balalaika
>huh, wonder if that's a coincide...
>Sofiya Pavlovena, Afghanistan, VDV/Spetsnaz
Well, that's a thing. Sure hope she doesn't end up with the burn scars.

>> No.27765755

>>27765622
Sharktwins time

where the fuck is our dog

>> No.27765761

>>27765622
>[] Down to quarters. I wanna talk to the twins. Yes, just talk.

WE NEED TO "TALK" ABOUT JOE DAMMIT.

>> No.27765766

>>27765622
>[] Down to quarters. I wanna talk to the twins. Yes, just talk.

>> No.27765771

>>27765622
>[x] Flight deck. I suspect someone will want to talk, and that's the second place they'll look.

>> No.27765777

>>27765751
it would not be the same

>> No.27765783

>>27765751

She's a healwitch.

>> No.27765810

>>27765622
[] Flight deck. I suspect someone will want to talk, and that's the second place they'll look.

Joe's fine, folks. What could POSSIBLY go wrong with him and the twins?

>> No.27765818

>>27765777

Eh, Balalaika would more like this in this time period...

Note the one in uniform.

>> No.27765839

>>27765210

Nah, it was really collaborative. None of the other active authors were real keen on the idea of more crossovers, and I'm ambivalent at best. they *might* pop up in stuff like noncanonical one shots or whatever but for the most part most the ones we have are going to be either easy to work in or very limited- stuff like names and personalities or whatever.

that said, if we meet a Roy Fokker, for god's sake, keep him the fuck away from pineapple salad.

>> No.27765848

>>27765748
Beavers fan here, though it's more cause growing up/living half my life in a small town outside of Corvallis and having family go there.
>>27765818
And since she's a heal witch, no scars!

>> No.27765873

>>27765839
Speaking of which we should make it a habit to eat as many pineapple dishes as possible before any outing.

>> No.27765879

>>27765839
weren't*

>> No.27765887

>>27765783
Doesn't help so much with the psychological trauma, which went a long way towards making her the scariest person in a city of scary people.

>> No.27765907

>>27765879

Uh, that sentence was correct with how you wrote it originally.

>> No.27765912

>>27765887
>scariest person in a city of scary people
iunno man, if you count Roberta gone off the deep end...

Regardless though, Black Lagoon has no shortage of scary people

>> No.27765925

>>27765887

The post I linked to was talking about burn scars.

>> No.27765938

>>27765907

Forgiveness, please. Haven't eaten all day, cannot into brain right now.

>> No.27765948

>>27765748
>FUCK YEAH VIRGINIA TECH!
fixed that for you Mouse.

>> No.27765985

>>27765938
(gives Ghost a hot fresh Little Ceasers supriem pizza)

>> No.27766002

>>27765912

>roberta

Gross.

>> No.27766005

>>27765985
>Little Caesar's
ugh

>> No.27766034

>>27765912
>roberta as a witch

no....NO....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.27766036

>>27766002
Hey now, I didn't say that she was best girl (not by a long shot), merely that in Roberta's Blood Trail, she is terrifying

>> No.27766082

>>27766034
Fraaaaaaaaaaank

>> No.27766091

>>27766034

>> No.27766125

>>27766005
better than starving.
>>27766034
>roberta as a witch
yes, YES! YEEESSSSSSS!!!

>> No.27766165

>>27766125
>>27766082
But we already have Konstantina.

Do you want to outcrazy the crazy?

And who would be doing the outcrazying?

>> No.27766175

>>27766034
>>27766082
>>27766125
shit! she might be the ONLY one who can go toe to toe with Konstantina and win!

>> No.27766185

>>27766165
she broke a large knife with her TEETH

>> No.27766186

>>27765985

I'm actually strongly considering taking a fifteen to twenty minute break to go get s fucking burger. god damn I'm hungry.

matter of fact, that's what I'mma do. we're already in autosage, if i get back and the thread is page 5 or lower, I'll use the winning vote to start a new thread.

>> No.27766187

>>27766082

>> No.27766195

>>27765912
Nah, Roberta was scary in the Mad dog sense.

Balalaika is just terrifying.

>> No.27766198

>>27766165
>>27766175
these are dark questions for the human psyche

>> No.27766206

>>27766082
Oh no, two crazies... I'm scared.

>> No.27766215

>> No.27766216

>>27766195
a mad dog that punched a mans HEAD in to JELLO!

>> No.27766228

>>27766185
And other equally witchy things that Konstantina could likely replicate given the will and means to.

>> No.27766232

>>27766206
That gif. Where is it from?

>> No.27766233

>>27766165
>>27766175
the crazy would be like divide by zero here!

>> No.27766236

>>27766185
she also one-handed a fucking Barrett .50...with a goddamn underslung grenade launcher

>> No.27766256

>>27766186

GIT YE DARN FUD

>> No.27766264 [SPOILER] 

replace revi with ice

>> No.27766266

>>27766185
>dat M82 with underslung M37

>> No.27766273

>>27766232
Think the video was taken off of YouTube, looking for it now. It was a short 8 minute~ clip.

>> No.27766323

>>27766264
does she still pop pills like candy?

>> No.27766331

>>27766273
>>27766232
Nevermind, here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TxjYnEif8M

>> No.27766348

>>27766273
The original was. Others remain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TxjYnEif8M

>> No.27766360

>>27766331
Thanks, bro.

>> No.27766363

>>27766323
>pilled-up crazy FARC assassin
>give her magic and planelegs
dear god what have we created

>> No.27766397

>>27766363
a monster...in a maid outfit

>> No.27766478

>>27766331
that revolver fired way more than six shots

>> No.27766486

>>27766348
looks like a normal war thunder arcade battle to me

>> No.27766589

To be fair, ANY of the women from Black Lagoon as a witch would be terrifying.

>> No.27766641

>>27766589
We forgot one that we should be very glad is not a Witch.

Handsel and/or Gretel.

>> No.27766677

>>27766589
As it's already been stated, there is only crazies in Black Lagoon.

>> No.27766724

>>27766206
Is that from something in particular or just a great idea.

>> No.27766761

>>27766641
When I first watched it, I had to fap to H&G. I thought one of them was a boy, sure looked like it, and I felt like I had betrayed myself somewhere along the way. But then I later learned it was a very good cross dress... and fapped again

>> No.27766777

>>27766724
Here
>>27766331
>>27766348

>> No.27766845

>>27766761
The gender of both is indeterminate. They might both be male, or both be female, or one of each. But that's part of the creep factor.

>> No.27766890

>>27766641

God. Them legs.

>> No.27766913

Rolled 89

MUCK-FUTHERING SHITCUNTS I hate closing on Tuesdays. Missed like half the damn thread.

>> No.27766938

>You fuckers had to get on the boat ASAP
>You fuckers didn't get a chance to speak with best witch due to it.
I'm not mad, just disappointed.

>> No.27766949

>>27766913
Aaaaand I left my Super Stand Sunday/Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure name on. Whoops.

>> No.27766961

>>27766641
Where the heck did this come from and is there more?

>> No.27767008

>>27766938
If we had known it was Balalaika we likely would have tripped over ourselves in our rush to talk to her.

You can't blame us for stuff we didn't know.

>>27766961
It's based off the idea that Black Lagoon is a T.V. show instead of real. I think it's official but non-canon work.

There's a little more. Like >>27765818 and pic related.

>> No.27767017

>>27766949
Okay, look. We get it, you have insider info about the quest. Stop waving it in front of our fucking faces. It's annoying, and it makes you look like a colossal asshole.

>> No.27767037

>>27767017
...Dude, I just got here. Haven't even said anything about Ice's grandparents.

>> No.27767038

>>27767017
He posts with a trip all the time.

Yes he was an ass that one time, but generally he's ok. Leave him be.

>> No.27767091

>>27767037
It's something that needs to be said. Preferably before you get started doing it.

>Haven't even said anything about Ice's grandparents.

LIKE YOU DID IN THAT VERY POST YOU TWIT.

>> No.27767104

>>27767017
I'm not quite certain why you're upset. 8bit's mostly harmless

>> No.27767121

>>27767091

Calm the fuck down, you can start ragging on him when he's being an asshole, not before.

>> No.27767129

>>27767091
Chillax dude.

Ghost gave away half of them anyway.

>> No.27767136

>>27767104
Mostly. When I'm not making weapons-grade puns.

>> No.27767216

>>27767008
True, but it still stings.
You are now realizing that Katya was likely trained by Balalaika. You have a minilaika on the boat with you.

>> No.27767272

>>27767216
>Sanya: Balalaika Edition

>> No.27767394

>>27767216
...never make her mad AGAIN

>> No.27767416

>>27767216
>>27767394

Eep.

>> No.27767488

>>27767394
>>27767416
Not just her. Imagine how protective a HEALTWITCH balalaika would be to those she cares about given how she handled the twins.

>> No.27767506

>>27767488
"I said HEAL!"
"Y-yes ma'am."

>> No.27767524

>>27767216
What are the odds Balalaika was trained by Sanya?

>> No.27767529

>>27767488
>>27767506
Oh dear god...

"I said KNEEL"

*Bang*

*Bang*

"Now I'll take you home and keep you alive myself while I take my time doing to you what you did to my men. Except worse than you've ever imagined."

>>27767524
50% Because of PLOT SHENANIGANS.

>> No.27767532

>>27767506
"hey look my spine is working!"

-man bolts out the door-

>> No.27767550

>>27767488

"...Is he speaking?"

"No ma'am."

*SNAP*

*Scream*

"I still have enough magic to go through this routine for a couple more hours. I'll drag this out as long as you want it to."

>> No.27767551 [SPOILER] 

>>27767488
Whatever we do, we cannot afford to break Katya's heart.

Or she will disapprove.

>> No.27767560

>>27767524
Not very high. Sanya isn't a healwitch.

>> No.27767572

>>27767524
I would think heal witches would be trained by other heal witches.

>> No.27767573

>>27767560
For general training, I meant.

>> No.27767592

>>27767551

>> No.27767604

>>27767572
But Katya isn'ta healwitch, is she?

>> No.27767646

>>27767604

General combat.

And Katya did serve under Balalaika in Asscrackistan, which pretty much automatically makes her a member of the crew.

>> No.27767649

>>27767604
Theoretically could a heal witch forcibly overheal someone and give them cancer or a tumor?

>> No.27767651

>>27767573
Sanya was pure aviation and propaganda poster child. Not who i would expect to mentor/train a witch VDV badass.

>> No.27767672

>>27767649

Cancer doesn't work like that anon.

>> No.27767687

>>27767649
I don't think Strike Witches would let that happen.

>> No.27767692

as promised, new thread:

>>27767654

>> No.27767703

>>27767651
I don't think any of us expected her to pop a kid at ~20, either. She's had forty-odd years to shake thing sup.

>> No.27767720

>> No.27767767

>>27767649
lol i dunno. It depends on how you interpret the heal witch powers.

If it goes by DnD rules then yes, but it takes a lot of positive energy, like, trapped on the Plane of Positive Energy amounts.

>> No.27767990

Rolled 80

>>27766331
>>27766348

"From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee."

>> No.27768135

>>27767550
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