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ITS ROLLIN TIME TG

>> No.27651590

Rolled 8, 1, 3, 5, 2, 4, 5, 8, 3, 10, 1, 10 = 60

>>27651520
All right, I'll bight.

>> No.27651604

Rolled 1, 1, 7, 5, 4, 8, 9, 5, 9, 5, 5, 10 = 69

>>27651520
I'm so bad at dice for some reason. Here goes.

>> No.27651623

Rolled 3, 4, 7, 8, 8, 7, 7, 8, 2, 4, 7, 2 = 67

>>27651520
Rollan down the river

>> No.27651671

Rolled 3, 3, 6, 4, 9, 3, 2, 2, 2, 3, 5, 3 = 45

>>27651520
Roll threads, my kryptonite.

>> No.27651690

>>27651590
I appear to have:
>A d20, complete with laser sight
>An autopistol
>A flail for when things get close
>5 plasma grenades
>Flak Armor
>I am on Maccrage going around on my jetbike
>My partner is OP
>And I have no final boss

This is a buddy cop setup right here. Crazy Inquisitor with laser guider dice and an autopistol. Told through first person narration by his partner, the by the books acolyte. Show gets cancelled before the showdown with the villian of the story arc.

>> No.27651773

>>27651604
Plasma gun with extended magazine, a water gun sans attachments, a wooden shield, a gas mask, Terminator Armor(!!), Baneblade, I've gained weight, and I'm alone on Armageddon. Boss: Doppelganger.

So, assuming the Terminator armor just magically works, I'm tits for survival. I can walk on into a camp and be like, "For the Emprah! Give me some food, I'm Brother Yomomma, of the whatever chapter is painted on my shoulder. Barring that I can raid just about anyone.

When the boss shows up I'm fairly certain I win cause he hasn't had three weeks to practice driving a Baneblade.

>> No.27651785

Rolled 5 + 1

here I go

>> No.27651808

>>27651785

ok what did you anon use for your roll

>> No.27651849

Rolled 2, 3, 2, 9, 7, 5, 4, 2, 9, 4, 7, 9 = 63

1. Lasgun
2. Bayonet
3. Plasma Pistol
4. All attachments
5. Daemonhammer
6. Dynamic Holomap
7. Fedora
8. Catachan
9. Unicycle
10. Snotling
11. Gain 10kg
12. Tau guy

I dunno anything about 40k but I'm guessing dual scoped, bayonetted, reflex sited, laser sighted, flashlighted, plasma pistols with unlimited ammuniton might be good.

I'm also guessing the Demonhammer is also pretty good but too heavy for me to use it at all.

Maybe I can shoot tau guy dead?

>> No.27651942

>>27651623
>Primary Weapon: Musket
>Addon: Grenade laucher
>Sidearm: Water gun
>Modification: Flashlight
>CCW: Eldar Power Spear
>Survival Gear: Rebreather
>Clothing: Survival Suit
>Start Location: Maccrage
>Transportation: Hotdog Stand
>Sidekick: Servo-Skull
>The Twist: I'z an Ork
>Zombie Boss: Farsight

So I'z one of da Boyz an I'm on da blue-humiez homeworld. In my survival suit dey can't see dat I'm green, so Mork willing I can sneak around the place without gettin krumped. I loot the grenade launcher off my old-timey shoota and attach it to the Eldar spear, making it right Orky. I pass da time before the boss fight by keepan a low profile, selling hotdogs in the underhive. If I can, I get more dakka and maybe some proppa armor. When it comes time to fight Farsight, I'll have had a bit of practice at being a Kommando and I'll have a power spear what shoots grenades. I'll do fine.

>> No.27652044

>>27651520
Come on chainsword.

>> No.27652077

>>27651785

ok I used a different dice roller

Plasma gun

Unlimited ammunition OH YEAH

Hand bow

Dual Pistols

Eldar Power Spear

Dynamic Holomap

Guard Flak Armor

Paradise World OH YEAH

BANE BLADE

alone

AM A ORK

and it looks like Cain is after me

>> No.27652080

>>27652044
Let's try that again.

>> No.27652094

Rolled 2, 1, 6, 9, 9, 2, 7, 9, 10, 8, 3, 3 = 69

>>27651520
Eh, why not.

>> No.27652103

>>27652077
>Flash Git in a baneblade on a paradise world vs Ciaphas Cain
Dear god, this is a story that needs to happen.

>> No.27652152

Rolled 4, 4, 9, 2, 5, 3, 3, 9, 8, 7, 3, 4 = 61

>>27652080
I fail at life.

>> No.27652351

>>27652094
>2. plasma gun
ohboyherewego.jpg
>1. red-dot laser sight
Oh, it's got a combi-las on it too. That's handy.
>6. plasma pistol
Fucking A. I'm exploding for sure.
>9. unlimited ammunition
GEE, LIKE I NEED EVEN MORE OPPORTUNITIES TO BLOW MY ARMS OFF. THANKS.
>9. Daemonhammer
Oh. Shit, that's actually pretty sweet. Assuming I can lift the damn thing.
>2. 40oz beer
I don't even drink, although I suppose I might as well start in this case. Maybe if I'm lucky I won't feel my limbs exploding.
>7. guard flak armor
Could be worse.
>9. paradise world
NOW we're talking. With any luck I won't actually have to shoot anything for quite a while.
>10. wooden boat
Can it be my boat? I've got a pretty nice abaco dingy.
>8. a free man
Right, OK, he can hold the plasma guns. And maybe tinker with them so they don't explode, I dunno. He's a physicist, he'll work something out.
>3. creed is your father
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
>3. grey knight

>grey knight
>grey knights have plasma siphons
>all my guns are plasma
>melee weapon was probably his
>FUCKING GREY KNIGHT
>FUCKING MIND BULLETS

I am beyond fucked. I get to spend three weeks roving around paradise with no money, no papers and no idea what I'm doing, accompanied by a mute, before being murdered by a fucking Grey Knight.

>> No.27652363

Rolled 5, 6, 1, 3, 4, 2, 7, 9, 9, 8, 10, 7 = 71

>>27652152
>Walking down the steet like a boss and I fall into a hole in the fabric of the universe.
>I appear in a place I've never seen before. Talking to the locals, they say it is a Planet called Maccrage.
>Freaking out a bit, some crazy guy pulls me into an alleyway, explaining to me that an evil being is planning to come to my home and wreck my shit.
>Nobody wrecks my shit! He hands me a weapon called a Lasgun, which has a bayonet, a much cooler pistol called an inferno pistol with reflex sight, a wooden shield, a holomap, and Feudal Plate Armor.
>Hands me the keys to a combat bike. When I hop on, some guy in a dress uniform hops on and introduces himself as Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt, and he wishes to assist me in my quest.
>I say "Fuck yeah, let's kill us some bitches!"
>And for the first time, I notice I'm half as tall as I usually am, and referred to rather scornfully by the people I pass by as a Ratling...
>And that's when the Grey Knight finds us and kills us both.

>> No.27652490

>>plasma gun!
probably get hot, but best actuall killey weapon
>>extended mags
gonna need em I bet
>>stub revolver
better than melting my arm off on small fry stuff
>>no attachment
glad its not chocolate
>>demonhammer
not familiar with, hopefully it means its good at smashing monstrous creatures and such.
>>gas mask
definatley usefu-
>>current clothes
well that suc-
>>catachan
whelp, im fucked
>>Segway
does it matter, im gonna be eaten and rough terrain is not a Segway happy environment. Hell ill probably be eaten by a plant.
>>snotling
thank god, some comedy before I die
>> I iz ork!
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkk yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss I live!
>>tyranid boss
lol nope.

>> No.27652496

>>27652351
>Freeman with three weeks to prepare vs a Grey Knight
I don't know man, I wouldn't put it past him to win. You're the sidekick at this point.

>> No.27652500

>>27652351

Creed is you father you really think your lose?

>> No.27652544

>>27652496
Hey, if I die, he gets the game over screen.
And I'm effectively an out-of-shape guardsman with no training.
This will be the escort mission from hell.

>>27652500
Had I rolled for a Baneblade, I could totally see some tactical genius happening.
As is, I'm probably a distraction at best. Maybe while I'm scooby-doo running from the GK I'll accidentally lead him straight into a major chaos cult base or something.

>> No.27652590

Rolled 9, 7, 2, 4, 2, 7, 3, 1, 1, 6, 8, 1 = 51

>>27651520

Let's see what happens.

>> No.27652634

Rolled 10, 9, 9, 3, 3, 6, 6, 6, 8, 6, 10, 8 = 84

>>27651520

Oh boy.

>> No.27652647

>>27652500
Daddy's a long, LONG way away. Unless whatever world he's on can get a message to Cadia, wait for it to filter through the bureaucracy, and then receive reinforcements all within 3 weeks having a tactical genius for a father is't going to help much.

>> No.27652652

Rolled 8, 2, 5, 4, 3, 7, 7, 2, 3, 6, 4, 6 = 57

>>27651520

>> No.27652667

Rolled 5, 9, 5, 8, 2, 5, 8, 2, 6, 1, 9, 4 = 64

>>27651520
Imma try again.

>> No.27652690

Rolled 10, 9, 3, 5, 2, 2, 1, 2, 8, 8, 10, 9 = 69

>>27651520
The emperor should be unplugged and left to die.

>> No.27652740

Rolled 8, 4, 3, 1, 9, 6, 2, 5, 1, 8, 7, 9 = 63

>>27651520
whelp

>> No.27652796

>>27652667
>Shoota with unlimited ammo
>Inferno Pistol with flashlight
>Flail
>Medikit
>Void Suit
>Kaurava II
>Segway
>Vance Motherfucking Stubbs
>Thick Tallarn accent
>Cain

I'm with Stubbs on Kaurava, who cannonically won the war. I have an inferno pistol, a void suit, and an arabian accent. There's going to be a lot of ass kicking in my near future.

Ciaphas Cain's duel is probably going to come as a friendly challenge more than a true fight to the death, and while he'd hand me my ass 1v1, I'm sure I could persuade him to throw the fight if we go out and party together.

If he does actually want to throw down, he's got carapace armor and I've got an inferno pistol.

>> No.27652855

Rolled 9, 3, 2, 6, 6, 3, 8, 6, 2, 2, 9, 7 = 63

>>27651520
What the Hell, Ill try.

>> No.27652907

Rolled 1, 2, 7, 7, 1, 5, 4, 2, 5, 7, 6, 6 = 53

>>27652740
D20
>fml

D20 with a grenade launcher attachment. Uh...

Hey, an auto pistol. Good, I guess. At least I can use and hopefully maintain this gu-

>rusted

Mother fucker.

Holy shit a daemon hammer! Too bad I am no where near strong enough to wield it...

I have flares... and a fedora. For fucks... I don't even own a fedora.

Starting onnnn. Volg. Nononononono(etc)

Im inna boat on VOOOOOOOOOOLG

Oh shit... The One Free Man is on my side. Things are looking up! Shit I miscounted, I actually have ghazhkull. Ah, well I guess he can ork up the daemon hammer.

Oh wait, Im an ork too. I guess that means i can wield the daemon hammer now. This'll be a party.

annnnd I am fighting a zombie doppelganger equipped much as I myself am.

Man, volgites are gonna be shit confused... Least i'll get to krump some gits on my way out!

>> No.27652944

>>27652855
>Psy Cannon with a Bayonet
>Dual Stub Revolvers
>Chainsword
>Paper Bag
>Void Suit
>Kronus
>Hotdog Cart
>Snotling
>Thick Tallarn Accent
>Necron Lord

I think Ill do fine thank you.

>> No.27652969

>>27652944
>Fighting the necron lord of Kronus
Motherfucker has an army. You have a hotdog cart. How are you planning on not getting ruined?

>> No.27653008

>>27652969
Still got a Psy Cannon, and worse comes to worse Ill just chuck the Snotling at him.

>> No.27653061

Rolled 7, 5, 7, 2, 6, 5, 9, 7, 10, 9, 3, 7 = 77

roll

>> No.27653069

>>27652907
>Ghazhkull and a Boy with a daemon hammer fight themselves on a prison world

WAAAGHH!!!!

>> No.27653133

>>27653069
WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

>> No.27653252

>>27653133
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

>> No.27653310

>>27653069
>>27653133
>>27653252
>Be Volgian PDF
>Criminal Scum in the pits have been more violent than usual lately
>Chosen for the enforcement squad sent in with the planet's Arbitrator
>Four Orks, two of them enormous, fighting each other in a market, criminals variously hiding, betting on the outcome, and getting killed
>Just another day on Volg

>> No.27653344

>>27651520
Rolly

>> No.27653365

Rolled 9, 9, 4, 6, 9, 9, 1, 5, 8, 3, 5, 10 = 78

>>27651520

>> No.27653439

>>27653365
>Unlimited Ammo Psy Cannon.
>Two Handbows
>Demonhammer
>A rosarius
>Leather Armour
>Volg
>Sentinal
>Snotling
>Remain Forever
>No Boss

Kill the Snotling, Drive around unitl I find a small group of soldiers (I assume guard), kill them, take some Flak Armour, proceed to become a marauder of the steppes until I die, killing Demons if I see them.

>> No.27653540

>>27653439
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

>> No.27653598

Rolling.

>> No.27653669

>>27653439
>be a marauder
>have a rosarius, daemonhammer and phy cannon with infinite ammo
Bitch please, you are thinking too fucking small. You're half-way to being a puritan inquisitor.

>> No.27653703

>>27653669
not if he gets krumped by 4 orcs for his loot.

Though what sorta effect would a psycannon have on an ork? They are psychik, but are they psychic? What sort of warp presence do they carry?

>> No.27653720

Rolled 1, 2, 3, 8, 2, 5, 7, 6, 4, 5, 7, 9 = 59

>>27651520
Rollin

>> No.27653723

>>27653703
Considering a phycannon is still a big fucking gun, it'll work fine.
I'm pretty sure it does SOMETHING with the Waaagh! field, but I have no fucking idea what.

>> No.27653821

>>27653723
I was more talking about the waagh field myself. Its basically a bolter that shoots psychically active rounds.

I wonder if anyone has ever explored that?

>> No.27654010

Rolled 5, 1, 6, 3, 8, 3, 7, 3, 2, 8, 1, 4 = 51

>>27651520

>> No.27654162

>Plasma gun
This will be interesting
>Bayonet
Ok.
>Stub Automatic
Also ok.
>Dual wield
Even better
>Fists
Not so great
>Paper bag
Well, gotta put the plasma rounds somewhere
>Guard Flak armor
Always good to stay alive
>Paradise World
Oh boy, this will be a difficult survival
>Combat bike
This will be fun
>Ghazghkull
TIME TO SHOW THIS PLANET A LIL BIT O' WAAGH
>no twist
Ok.
>Boss is Ghazghkull
Oh fuck

This will be one hell of an adventure

>> No.27656011

Rolled 6, 5, 6, 19, 11, 10, 4, 15, 6, 15, 2, 5 = 104

>>27651520
Righty-o let's do this.

>> No.27656035

Rolled 1, 4, 8, 2, 1, 9, 8, 5, 3, 6, 6, 9 = 62

>>27656011
Righty-o let's do this correctly.

>> No.27656071

Rolled 8, 9, 5, 4, 6, 5, 8, 4, 7, 5, 8, 6 = 75

Time for power armor and flamer

>> No.27656113

>>27656071
A d20 with unlimited ammunition? So I have... Unlimited d20s?

Backing up this... Wonderful weapon of mine, I have a stub automatic, with a laser sight.

Luckily, I got myself a chainsword. Guess I just have to lift harder and learn swordplay.

...Made easier by the fact that I do have a medkit

My armor is a goddamn space suit, guess I'll just... I don't know.

And I start on a fucking hiveworld

Atleast I have a combat bike. That means I can pretend to be a White Scar with my pistol and sword. Neat. Things might end up working out.

I am all alone ;_;

My sidekick becomes a zombie, but I don't have a sidekick.

And I'm going to have to kill a fucking Tau... Riptide?

It's all over.

>> No.27656126

>>27654162
>the only humie to ever gain Ghazghkulls respect comes with him for some 2man fun on a paradise world
>ends in battle of the titans as the two of you fight for control of what is now a living hellworld

>> No.27656141

Rolled 6, 7, 4, 6, 5, 9, 4, 2, 2, 1, 3, 8 = 57

rollin for RAGE and HATRED

>> No.27656157

>>27656126
buddy i hope your an ork because were fucked
>>27656141

>> No.27656162

Rolled 4, 6, 10, 2, 8, 8, 2, 7, 3, 7, 10, 10 = 77

rolling for awesome

>> No.27656169

Rolled 1, 1, 10, 9, 9, 4, 10, 7, 7, 10, 9, 8 = 85

for the emperor

>> No.27656175

Rolled 2, 10, 1, 3, 10, 4, 4, 9, 3, 2, 6, 10 = 64

>>27651520
I'll get everything bad.

>> No.27656193

>>27656035
>Plasma Gun
Sounds great to me, providing I don't kill myself with it.

>Grenade Launcher
Not sure there's much point to putting it on a plasma gun, but still, nice enough.

>Inferno Pistol
Aw yeah, time to blow up tanks from half a metre away.

>Bayonet
And added anti-crew measures!

>Crowbar
Eh, could easily be worse.

Rosarius
Energy shields are always good.

Void Suit
>That... Could certainly be better.

Armageddon
>Decent enough. Just glad I didn't get Catachan.

>Jetbike
Zoom zoom.

>Gaunt
Cool.

>You're an Elfdar
Huh. Well, that explains how I can use the jetbike. Wait, I don't know much about Gaunt, is he going to murder me for being a filthy xenos?

>Doppelganger
Hah! This will be easy, I'm completely incompetent which means my doppelganger will be as well!

>> No.27656202

Rolled 10, 2, 8, 1, 6, 6, 2, 7, 8, 1, 8, 7 = 66

Go me !

>> No.27656203

Rolled 3, 9, 4, 2, 10, 8, 2, 8, 7, 5, 10, 8 = 76

>>27656162
so basically i have to dress like a douche, and lay low with a ork for 3 weeks before i can go back home and chill with my ork-bro and play with my new toys? fine with me.
>tfw sling with tactical bayonet
>tfw free hotdogs
>tfw sweet ass psycher powers

>> No.27656215

Rolled 2, 2, 3, 1, 4, 5, 10, 4, 3, 8, 4, 7 = 53

abloodbloodblood

>> No.27656235

Rolled 7, 9, 4, 3, 8, 1, 4, 10, 9, 7, 3, 4 = 69

>>27651520
Eh, why not. Rowlin'.

>> No.27656244

>>27656215
>Musket
Well fuck you too
>Musket with explosive ammo
Suddenly I don't mind
>Autopistol
Actually I do mind
>Reflex sight
I'll slap it on my explosive musket for maximum dumb
>Wooden Shield
I'll sharpen the sides and pretend I'm Captain America
>Medikit
I'll fucking need it too
>Leather armor
So close to the termie armor, I guess I'm set if I land on a fedual world...
>Fenksworld
WELP
>Jetbike
Somehow I know how to use this shit, alteast it'll get me out of danger since I'm more or less unable to fight
>Gordon Freeman
I'll kill him and take his stuff
>You remain in 40k forever
I'll let him kill me and take my stuff
>Final boss is the space kings
Shit

>> No.27656257

Rolled 10, 2, 7, 9, 7, 9, 5, 7, 3, 2, 6, 7 = 74

>>27656175
I have a Musket with Laser sight and a Flintlock pistol with a flash light, laser sight, scope and relfex sight and a jetbike on a paradise world.

> I'm king of the Pilgrims

>> No.27656277

Rolled 3, 3, 9, 3, 1, 2, 3, 1, 4, 1, 8, 3 = 41

>>27656169
>plasma gun
off to a good start
>extended mag
wot
>sling
i shall make my barbarian ancestors proud
>unlimited ammunition
i would hope so
>daemon hammer
and the emperor keeps giving me nice heretic crushing wargear
>paper bag
the ultimate disguise
>leather armor
gonna burn my 3 10s for kasrkin armor
>kronus
hopefully not during dark crusade otherwise this is going to be bad
>segway
a chariot fit for a king
>previous poster
>>27656162
may our ancestors be proud of our slinging
>thick tallarn accent
irrelevant
>farseer
perfect an xeno witch fit for purging

a glorious roll in the name of the emperor

>> No.27656291

Rolling like there is no tommorow

>> No.27656297

Rolled 4, 1, 10, 1, 5, 4, 10, 3, 6, 5, 5, 3 = 57

FOR THE HONOUR

>> No.27656298

Rolled 6, 3, 2, 9, 5, 4, 4, 2, 2, 5, 6, 2 = 50

yeah

>> No.27656307

>>27656291
accurate

>> No.27656393

Rolled 8, 3, 3, 4, 9, 9, 3, 7, 6, 5, 6, 5 = 68

>>27651520

captcha: stress tedKongi

I will find this Ted Kongi and stress him out, alright...

>> No.27656397

Rolled 6, 6, 5, 6, 7, 1, 7, 6, 8, 1, 4, 9 = 66

rollan

>> No.27656430

>>27656393
I shall play dice with the universe!
I guess the bayonet can go on my...
Autopistol. Not bad.
And it comes with a laser sight!
Not that I'd need it when I have a fucking Daemonhammer
And a Rosarius
Which I'll need considering I'm wearing my plain old a-shirt *flex* and cargo PANTS (utility AND coverage)
Although, being on Comorragh I have a feeling that
the Segway isn't the most optimal mode of transport. Would make sightseeing easy, I guess.
At least there's no one to talk my ear off while I zip around on it. Only room for one on the damn thing.
And being an Elfdar, I should have a good long time to enjoy this realm.
Sadly, with no boss to defeat, surely I am stuck in this world forever...

>> No.27656460

Rolled 1, 4, 9, 7, 4, 2, 3, 10, 8, 4, 9, 6 = 67

>>27651520
Rollan for great justice

>> No.27656504

>>27656460
Plasma gun. powerful but unreliable.
Grenade launcher. I have good damage dealing capabilities so far.
Executor pistol. Nice a tacticool sidearm that is pretty useful in most situations.
Tactical scope. But it already has one.....
Wooden shield..... well i guess i probably shouldn't get into close combat
the Dynamic Holomap will be useful for finding my way around.

>> No.27656530

Rolled 9, 8, 3, 3, 2, 3, 10, 5, 9, 7, 4, 8 = 71

Let's have a look see..

>> No.27656536

Rolled 1, 6, 6, 9, 4, 9, 2, 7, 2, 8, 1, 1 = 56

>>27651520
I like rolling dice.

>> No.27656585

Post

>> No.27656608

Roll tide

>> No.27656615

Something good

>> No.27656627

Rolled 3, 10, 6, 2, 9, 7, 3, 2, 2, 6, 6, 7 = 63

>>27651520
By the Emperor! We will live through this!

>> No.27656708

>Twin linked Psycannon with inferno pistol vs a farseer
>Zucchini for food, watch to tell the time and ice skates for recreational fun time
>Creed is my dad
Everything that could go right went right.

>> No.27656725

Rolled 8, 8, 5, 4, 1, 8, 4, 3, 7, 7, 3, 2 = 60

>>27651520

Last time was great success, again, again I say!

>> No.27656727

Rolled 9, 1, 9, 4, 5, 3, 9, 6, 10, 7, 2, 6 = 71

Here goes nothing.

>> No.27656740

Because I'm too lazy to post twice, I just used my own dice.

d20
Made of Chocolate
Sling
Rusted
Wooden Shield
40oz of Beer
Survival Suit
Fenksworld (Volg)
Baneblade
Alone
Your sidekick becomes a flesh-devouring zombie
Your doppleganger which possesses all of your equipment, abilities, and sidekicks.

So pretty much I'm just gonna hunker down in the Baneblade and rig my chocolate d20

>> No.27656756

>>27656536
>Plasmagun with telescopic sights
Good, powerful but dangerous.
>Plasmapistol with unlimited ammo
Very useful but still dangerous.
>Wooden shield
Worthless
>Rosarius
Amazing defence, forget the wooden plank.
>A hat
Not that much better than just having my current clothing, basically my pyjamas + hat.
>Commorragh
fug :---DD
>Unicycle
Riding a unicycle through Commoragh while carrying my plasma weaponry and wearing a hat, the only way to have a better time is to have the company of:
>A Free Man
Hell yea motherfucker.
>Beta class psyker
I feel like this is going to make me unliked in Commorragh.
>No boss
I was up to my chin in danger anyway so that's good.

My best hope is to get the fuck out of here. If not I guess I'll hope I won't die from the tortures for 3 weeks, although I might get killed outright for being a psyker.

>> No.27656788

Rolled 1, 6, 7, 10, 11, 9, 5, 5, 8, 10 = 72

Rollan on the river!

>> No.27656799

Used the D&D Dice roller.

Had shit luck.

Main weapon is a chocolate D20.
Secondary weapon is a sling with a tacticool flashlight.

On the plus side, I had a jetbike, flak jacket, and suppression shield.

On the downside, I was an elfdar, whose sidekick was Ghazghkull, who ends up betraying me in the end.


mmmmfuck

>> No.27656828

Rolled 3, 9, 7, 4, 6, 3, 9, 4, 4, 9, 1, 3 = 62

>>27656788
Or I could roll 12d10s, not 10d12s.

>> No.27656846

Rolling for Musket with explosive rounds.

>> No.27656847

Rolled 2, 9, 8, 10, 6, 2, 9, 6, 5, 10, 7, 4 = 78

>>27651520
Trying again because why not it's fun.

>> No.27656871

rollan

>> No.27656874

Rolled 3, 4, 3, 3, 1, 8, 3, 5, 7, 1, 2, 4 = 44

Round 2.

>> No.27656936

>>27656828

>Lasgun
Nice and safe, not very deadly though.

>With unlimited ammunition
Suddenly I think this is more dangerous. Maxed charge on every shot!

>Water gun
... Maybe I'll get thirsty.

>With a laser light
I'll put that on the lasgun, I don't need a sighted sprinkler

>Chainsword
Huh. I'm more likely to cut my own arm off. Maybe I'll get a commissar as my sidekick.

>Dynamic holomap
Well, could be useful.

>Terminator armour
HAHAHAHA! Doesn't matter what weapons I have, I'm now a god of war. I'll be fine.

>Morwen VI
A dead airless world. Thank god for airtight terminator armour.

>Jetbike
Terminator on a jetbike, pumping rounds carelessly with a lasgun. Badass.

>Choose one
Oh, I'm having Ghazzy. If there's anyone who can kick some serious ass for a few weeks, it's the prophet of GORK and MORK!

>You're a beta class psyker.
Meh, not so useful, compared to terminator armour and Ghazkhul. Maybe I can use them to send messages to my sidekick.

>Draigo
Well... I'm probably fucked. I suppose I'll tell Ghazzy that Draigo called him a panzee git, and hope he wins, while I fire pot shots from my jetbike.


Not so great...

>> No.27656948

Rolled 10, 10, 3, 9, 10, 9, 1, 1, 4, 4, 4, 1 = 66

>>27656847
I have a musket with infinite ammo.
An inferno pistol that is rusted.
A chainsword.
A dynamic holo-map.
Terminator armor.
On Kronus.
With ice-skates. (Terminator on ice the musical).
Previous poster who is a Beta class psyker in terminator armor riding a wheelchair.
Oiz an Ork. WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And i have to kill Cain....

The three weeks will be a blast of nonsensical fun as a beta psyker and an ork both in terminator armor run around in ice skates and a wheelchair respectively before fighting Kaldor Draigo and Cain in an epic showdown with our shitty weapons.

>> No.27656957

Rolled 4, 4, 6, 1, 5, 8, 3, 1, 7, 6, 6, 9 = 60

>>27656874
Primary: Lasgun with grenade launcher.

Secondary: Dual Auto-pistole with reflex sights, a taticool scope, and laser dot sights plus torch and bayonet attachments with unlimited ammunition (shame about the rust).

CC: My dukes.

Survival: 1 standard issue imperial gas mask.

Clothing: Current (pyjamas).

Location: Armageddon (If I can choose the time, I'd like the first Armageddon war please).

Transport: Combat bike.

Sidekick: Sturnn. Fuck. Yes.

Twist: I'm a ratling (gay).

Boss: Some gay eldar (no match for my dual auto-guns and Sturnn).

So I appear in the middle of a demonic invasion with a combat bike, ridiculous tacticool akimbo guns, and standard lasgun whilst wearing my pyjamas and a gasmask (with Sturnn. Can't forget Sturnn).

Aww yeah.

>> No.27656960

Rolled 8, 2, 10, 3, 7, 9, 3, 3, 2, 6, 1, 6 = 60

>>27656936
Beta class psykers are the second strongest class of psykers.

>> No.27656965

Rolling

>> No.27656969

Rolled 2, 1, 5, 10, 9, 4, 5, 2, 6, 8, 6, 5 = 63

>>27656965
oops, wrong field

>> No.27656973

>>27656960
God damn, I always get these ones confused. In which case, I might be able to take on Draigo with my magic powers, or at least distract him.

>> No.27656999 [DELETED] 

Always time for adventure!

>> No.27657001

Rolled 5, 3, 1, 1, 8, 2, 9, 4, 6, 10, 9, 9 = 67

>>27651520
I can't believe anyone else hasn't pointed this out yet but

>Rosarius listed
>Crux Terminus pictured

Cmon guy.

Also rollan

>> No.27657007

Rolled 4, 4, 1, 7, 2, 10, 10, 4, 9, 8, 9, 5 = 73

Always time for adventure!

>> No.27657030

Rolled 3, 1, 8, 2, 4, 8, 5, 3, 7, 1, 1, 4 = 47

>>27656969
Okay, let's see what we got

>Musket
... I can see I'm doomed from the start.

>Extended Magazine
I have no idea how that works, but whatever.

>Stub Automatic
Slightly better, at least I can do some damage with this weapon.

>Rusted
Well fuck. I'll just put it on the muusket because I won't use it anyway.

>Daemonhammer
HAMMER TIME! Now I'm back in business!

>x5 Plasma Grenades
Even better! I may just survive this yet.

>Flak Armour
It's not power armour, but at least I can take some hits.

>Kaurava II
All I know about this planet is that it's not Catachan, so that's a plus.

>Segway
I don't see myself swinging a Daemonhammer from the back of a segway, but it's more useful than a rusted musket.

>A Free Man
So now Gordan Freeman can actually save my life!

>I'm an Elfdar
I see no problem with this, except that all my equipment is sub-par human trash.

>Your sidekick
... I'm doomed...

>> No.27657051

Rolled 4, 5, 10, 3, 8, 8, 7, 8, 1, 3, 1, 2 = 60

>>27657007
Autogun
grenade launcher
sling
handgun scope.....on my sling?
Flail
Rosarius
Terminator armor
on morwen vi
sentinel
ghazghkull (who becomes a zombie)
Boss= my own zombie warboss sidekick
double 10's Bonus:double ammo

I got this, he'll never see it coming from my scoped sling.

>> No.27657094

>>27656973
Also you are aparently my sidekick.

>> No.27657107

Rolled 1, 7, 4, 6, 8, 1, 3, 2, 8, 4, 3, 7 = 54

>>27656235
>Rail rifle
Off to a good start.
>Unlimited ammunition
Really good start.
>Handbow
Nothing special. 'least I got my rail rifle.
>All attachments
Noice.
>Eldar power spear
I'm pretty happy with my weapon set.
>40 oz beer
This part, not so much.
>Kasrkin Armour
Nice.
>Baal
Well... could be worse, I guess.
>Baneblade
I win.
>Ghazghkull
I'll just point him at something.
>Creed is your father
...Welp.

Captcha relevant to zombie boss: commissary ikehlyR

>> No.27657143

>>27656960
Explosive D20. Does it come back or is it like a holy hand grenade?
Sling with all attachments. not that useful but tacticool as fuck.
Suppression shield. At least it can cover me.
Rosarius. Need all the protection I can get.
Regular clothes........
Morwen VI. Well i am going to suffocate.
But at least I have my trusty hot-dog stand.
AND MOTHER-FUCKING GAUNT!
No twist whatsoever.
And i must kill a tau battle-suit commander.

I think I'm playing it hard mode.

>> No.27657155

Rolled 5, 2, 10, 8, 3, 1, 4, 3, 9, 4, 8, 1 = 58

>>27657001
>Shoota
Awww ye gonna get ORKY UP IN DIS UNIVERSE
WAAAAGH

>Bayonet
I PUT DA CHOPPA ON MAH DAKKA SO I CAN CHOP WHILE I SHOOT DATS ORKY

>Flintlock Pistol
ERE' WOTS DIS FING? ITS ONLY GOT ONE BULLET HOW IS THIS GOOD DAKKA?

>Reflex Sight Attachment
WOTS DIS DOT MEAN?

>Eldar Singing Spear
PANSY POINTY STICK WOT HURTS LOTS CAN ALSO THROW IT

>Beer
DATS MAH KILLIN JUICE

>Terminator Armour
ALSO KNOWN LOOTED MEGA ARMOUR DAS GOOD BETA THEN THE REST OF DA BOYZ

>Morwen VI
I dono much about dis place but its about ta have my one man WAAAAGH come to it

>Ice Skates
SHOES WITH CHOPPY BITZ ON DEM? DATS ORKY

>Previous Poster
OK MATE ITS YOU AN ME

>DIS SHOULD SAY ORK
WAAAAAAGH

>Doppleganger
OH BOY DATS DA BEST FIGHT

>> No.27657199

Rolled 6, 2, 6, 3, 7, 1, 1, 9, 3, 1, 2, 6

>Shotgun
> Extended mags
>Plasma pistol
>Tactical Bayonet (fuck yeah!)
>Suppresion shield
>Chrono
>Leather Armor
> Paradise world
>Hotdog stand (free food =D)
>Previous poster
>There is none
>Tau commander (Easy win)

>> No.27657205

>>27657094
What?

>> No.27657216

Rolled 10, 2, 2, 1, 7, 3, 1, 7, 1, 8, 6, 4 + 0 = 52

>>27651520
Keep on Rolling

>> No.27657234

>>27651520
rolling

>> No.27657387

Rolled 9, 8, 3, 7, 4, 7, 2, 5, 12, 2 = 59

Rolling again

>> No.27657398

Roll

>> No.27657401

Rolled 2, 3, 3, 4, 5, 6, 1, 10, 7, 1, 4, 6 = 52

>>27657387

>> No.27657474

Rolan

>> No.27657487

Rolan proper like

>> No.27657507

Rolled 9, 4, 4, 5, 9, 3, 4, 3, 10, 4, 6, 9 = 70

>>27657401
>Musket with Bayonet
Well at least Im a good shot.
>Autopistol with Laser Sights
Well at least I can kill more with this.
>Spoon
Well fuck...
>3x Flares
Well I can see in darkness at least
>Fedora
Well double fuck
>Baal
Not dead yet apparently...
>Bike
Okay, I can live with this
>Vance Motherfuckin' Stubbs
Hoorah
>Here forever
Hmm, well it could be worse.
>Tau Combat Suit
I think I can do this

>> No.27657567

>Pump Action Shotty w/ Kraken Rounds
>Sling. With a Scope. Wat?
>Fists
>Medikit
>IG Flak Armour
>Start Location: Catachan
>Wheelchair
>Lukas Alexander
>Stuck in 40k forever
>Facing a Zombie Carnifex
Commissar Ironsides, from Catachan. Lukas and I are doing Law & Order 40k, when a Zombie Carnifex appears to ruin our day. I will use the sniper sling to throw the medikit Lukas' way, then unload the Kraken rounds into it's ugly mug.

>> No.27657576

>>27657567
Just realized it IS Stubbs. still works

>> No.27657603

High rollan.

>> No.27657705

>T/L Flashlight
>Automatic Stub w/ Laser Sight
>Crowbar
>Flares
>Void Suit
>Maccrage
>Segway
>Zucchini
>Zucchini becomes a Zombie
>Fighting Zombie Tau Commander

Just another day in the life of Gordon Freeman.

>> No.27657759

>>27651520
C'MON emperor! daddy needs a new chapter!

>> No.27657770

Rolled 3, 5, 7, 5, 6, 5, 10, 10, 6, 8, 4, 1 = 70

>>27657759
aw poopie.... lets try this again
the warp gods must be against me...

>> No.27657879

Rolled 2, 2, 1, 2, 6, 9, 1, 1, 1, 10, 5, 7 = 47

I guess for my sidekick choice (if it comes up) is either Ghaz or a Servo Skull

>> No.27660611

Rolled 2, 3, 2, 3, 8, 3, 5, 7, 4, 6, 9, 10 = 62

roll

>> No.27660644

>Rusted twin-linked plasma gun
I'm going to die, and it's going to be my fault.

>> No.27660671

Alrighty

>> No.27660693

Rolled 7, 9, 7, 6, 9, 10, 8, 1, 10, 3, 6, 8 = 84

>>27651520
Let's go

>> No.27660748

Rolled 5, 9, 10, 3, 2, 5, 3, 3, 7, 5, 9, 2 = 63

>>27651520
Why not.

>> No.27660963

>>27660748
>shoota
>unlimited ammunition
Yes. YES. THE DAKKA NEVER ENDS!
>sling
Nobody would ever expect me to fling a rock. The perfect sneak attack!
>all attachments
I... wait, what. How does that ever WORK. I've got two lumps of flashlights, scopes, and sights with rusty knives sticking out the end and unlimited ammunition. Which, this being a sling, presumably means rocks. Which were already unlimited. This is just some kind of retarded flail.
>flail
...right.
>medikit
Handy but nothing too amazing.
>current clothing
So jeans and a sweatshirt. That's...not so hot. My only recourse is clearly to just never stop shooting and thus never allow people to stick their heads up.
>Morwen VI
Dead world with nearly no oxygen atmosphere, a guard detachment on hand for oil drilling, and ruins of interest to assassins. Fuck.
>combat bike
I wonder if I can stick my shoota on pointing backwards and use the recoil as a booster. That should totally work.
>alone
So sad.
>Tallarn accent
At least there's no-one around to mention it.
>carnifex
Well. Two possibilities here. One, it's a normal 'fex, and it asphyxiates in the thin nitrogen atmosphere. Two, it's already adapted to this environment, and there is no escape. On the plus side, it's a dead world, so I probably won't be facing a proper hive fleet invasion. Might just be the one fex, like Old One Eye.

Fucked status: serious, scaling to immediately raped if I appear outside a sealed building.

>> No.27661049

Rolled 5, 9, 4, 10, 3, 4, 3, 5, 1, 3, 7, 3 = 57

Less do diss

>> No.27661168

Rolled 5, 3, 9, 5, 1, 5, 9, 6, 7, 5, 7, 6 = 68

Sure, may as well.

>>27661049
Wow, you got orky as hell results there. Unlimited shoota, choppa, armageddon, you'ze an ork.

>> No.27661189

Rolled 3, 6, 7, 8, 2, 5, 7, 10, 3, 10, 5, 7 = 73

Here i go.

>> No.27661241

my body rolls

>> No.27661290

Rolled 6, 8, 9, 8, 10, 3, 3, 7, 9, 3, 8, 7 = 81

>>27661189
Not even sure how i think about what i got, probably fucked against necrons though.

Let's re-roll, can't be worse.

>> No.27661332

>>27661168

Alrighty....
>Shoota
What's with all the shootas? Just hopefully I get the ork thing later or it's gonna be unreliable as fuck.
>Bayonet
Orks. Figures. I guess at least when it stops working I can stab with it.
>Executor pistol
...not quite sure what this is, Lexicanum is just suggesting a cruiser. Looks like a fancy tacticool pistol, which is always nice,
>No attachments
Well it seems fancy anyway, so yeah.
>Crowbar
Some practicality, nice. Not quite as good for fightyness as some of the other stuff, but it'll have to do.
>Medikit
Medical stuff's always handy in the 'not dying' department, I guess.
>Terminator armour
...oh. Well this equipment seems severely underpowered compared to the armour. But hey, more power for not dying! And protection from miscellaneous stuff like space and radiation and shit, I guess.
>Kronus
Is this during Dark Crusade or after it? Assuming during, since then there's all the xenos and shit about. Lots of different factions to interact with, lots of fighting, so good chance of getting killed in the crossfire (although yay termie durability). Although the armour itself may be problematic, given how I'm not a marine, so the Imperials may be a bit confused/angry at me having it, and the xenos likely would just shoot me as if I'm an Imperial. So yeah, not very nice for me.
>Combat bike
I'm pretty sure termies can't use bikes, so...
>Alone
Well now the bike's more useless since I can't have someone else drive it.
>You'z an ork.
Huh. I guess the shoota makes more sense now, as does my possession of terminator armour despite not being a marine (yay looted gear). Might be worth getting caught up with the other orkz, if I can swing it so I don't get killed.
>Tau battlesuit
Well, terminator armour does help me survive all that dakka, and since I'm an ork and he's a Tau, if I can get in close things shouldn't be that bad,

>> No.27661372

Rolled 3, 3, 3, 1, 7, 1, 3, 6, 9, 8, 1, 6 = 51

>>27651520
no whammy no whammy

>> No.27661516

Rolled 3, 6, 10, 1, 4, 1, 4, 4, 2, 9, 6, 1 = 51

Captcha says I'm here to avenge stegito.

>> No.27661561

>>27661372
>lasgun
Fuck yeah!
>With a bayonet
Seems a little unnecessary
>Autopistol
Neato burrito
>With a reflex sight attachment
I have no idea what that is
>Suppression shield
If I can carry it, I bet it'll come in handy.
>40 oz
I could probably barter with spacenigs I guess...
>Current clothing
Well at least I'll be comfy, but I really wish I had changed my underwear this week.
>Kronus
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>Baneblade
huehuehuehue
>Freeman
So thats where he's been.
>There is no twist
It's a trick, I just know it.
>Red tau thing?
I have no idea what that is, but baneblade, so fuck you.

>> No.27661575

Rolled 5, 1, 3, 6, 1, 3, 10, 1, 10, 9, 9, 6 = 64

>>27651520
>that extended magazine
lel

>> No.27661593

>>27651942
The idea of an ork selling hot dogs in the underhive cracked me up for some reason.

>It'z cheep! It'z gud! It'z propah orky hot dogz!

>> No.27661605

Rolled 9, 4, 6, 3, 2, 4, 5, 2, 3, 5, 2, 6 = 51

Rollan

>> No.27661627

Rolled 10, 7, 6, 9, 9, 1, 10, 4, 2, 7, 3, 3 = 71

Let's see where this is going...

>> No.27661636

Rolled 3, 7, 1, 2, 9, 4, 7, 5, 7, 5, 5, 5 = 60

>>27661516
>Lasgun with telescopic sight, could be worse
>Sling with reflex sight
>Wooden shield, 40 oz. beer, Kasrkin armor
>Starting on Fenksworld with a hotdog stand and a mute dude with glasses
>Oh, I'm an eldar FYI
>Mo'fockin' angry giant spacebug wants to eat me

So I guess I'm an exodite who mysteriously got there because of that guy in a orange armor.
I guess I could shoot sausages at the carifex with my slingshot, it will keep it busy for some times... or my buddy can uses his weird gun to shoot toilet seats at it, I dunno.

>> No.27661694

Rolled 5, 1, 9, 1, 6, 10, 1, 1, 3, 6, 2, 3 = 48

>>27651520
Rolling over the hills

>> No.27661767

Rolled 5, 10, 9, 6, 8, 1, 5, 3, 9, 10, 2, 7 = 75

>>27651520

>> No.27661836

Rolled 3, 3, 4, 10, 8, 8, 4, 9, 6, 3, 10, 7 = 75

Lets give this a shot

>> No.27661847

>>27661627
>Boltgun
Nice, this will indeed work out great
>made of chocolate
Well fuck
>Plasma pistol
Could still work, if this shit doesn't overheat
>Unlimited Ammo
Not bad
>Daemonhammer
Probably can't wield it, should be heavy as shit
>Chrono
Free watch. Nice
>Leather armor
Okay, at least I will be travelling light
>Morwen VI
Dead world with no air? Might kill me instantly
>Unicycle
I'm learning a skill while in the 40k universe, that sounds great!
>Ghazghkull
Huehuehuehuehue
>Creed is my father
HUEHUEHUEHUE
>Grey Knight as my final boss
If I get Ghazghkull to help me, this will be a peace of cake. If not - I might kill him with my Plasma pistol or he will rip me apart.

I would say my chances aren't that bad to actually survive

>> No.27661993

Rolled 4, 8, 2, 9, 9, 1, 4, 9, 6, 6, 2, 4 = 64

Okay this is too fun, one more round!

>> No.27662078

>>27651520
>Be me
>Have a d20 made of chocolate and a sling
>Spoon in one hand, zucchini in other
>On my Hotdog stand
>Cruising through Commorragh
>Zucchini becomes flesh devouring zombie
>Hot dogs fall from my pocket
>mfw

>> No.27662103

Rolled 2, 9, 10, 7, 4, 2, 1, 2, 2, 6, 2, 5 = 52

>>27651520
rollin

>> No.27662141

>>27661575
>two 10s
Changing green to 9.

>Shoota
Ork guns don't work for non-Orks, right?
>Extended magazine
DAT FUKKIN BANANA
>Executor pistol
Hopefully I won't need it, but that needle gun sounds pretty boss. I have a feeling using it as a bolt pistol would tear my arm off or something.
>Dual pistols
Now that's just excessive. I could probably sell one to a gun collector for mega spacebucks.
>Crowbar
Handy.
>Paper bag
u wot m8
>Leather armor
I don't see this getting much use outside of maybe the bedroom.
>Pleasure world
This is why I changed green to 9. Assuming Slaaneshi cultists don't start shit, this is going to be awesome.
>Wooden boat
Bitches love boats.
>Pick your sidekick - previous poster (>>27661561)
Anon's got dat Baneblade. He can join me on the Pleasure World in exchange for letting me hide in his tank while he blows our mutual red Tau thing boss to bits.
>Tallarn accent
I have no idea what that means.
>Red Tau thing
Save me, anon. You're my only hope.

>> No.27662173 [DELETED] 

Let's do this

>> No.27662180

>>27652077

Am rolling again

Autogun good

grenade launcher even better

Inferno pistol great

Unlimited ammuntion OH YEAH

Damon Hammer can I even lift this?

chrono oh boy I have a watch

Fedora I make this look good not

Commorragh well am dead

wheelchair

Ghazghkull nice

Zombie Ghazghkull VERY NICE

Doppleganger THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

>> No.27662199

Rolled 10, 8, 10, 9, 3, 4, 3, 3, 4, 9, 7, 8 = 78

Lets see how screwed we are today

>> No.27662252

>>27662180

>>27662180

I just saw I had 3 10 so I use that to change
Commorragh to Paradise world

>> No.27662262

>>27651520
Gotta go again.

>> No.27662288

>>27651520
Rollan out!

>> No.27662305

Rolled 3, 10, 10, 1, 7, 8, 1, 1, 9, 6, 2, 5 = 63

>>27662199
Primary: Boltgun
Addon: Twin Linked
Handgun: A sling :(
Gun mod: Flashlight. Cool, does that mean I get an underslung lasgun?
Close Range: Choppa.
Gear: 5x Plasma Grenade
Clothing: What I'm wearing. Casual shorts and t-shirt.
Location: Morwen VI
Transportation: A Wheelchair.
Sidekick: (My choice) VANCE MOTHERFUCKING STUBBS
Twist: I'z wun of da boyz!
Boss: Eldar Farseer.

Bonus: 2 10's: Double ammo. Gud, cuz we'z a shooty ork.


Letz get ta da waaaagh!

>> No.27662310

Rolled 7, 10, 6, 9, 1, 5, 5, 1, 6, 5, 1, 6 = 62

>>27662288
Forgot dice.....

>> No.27662345

Rolled 2, 3, 4, 7, 6, 6, 2, 4, 5, 4, 2, 6 = 51

>>27662103
Plasma Gun
-Twin Linked
Executor Pistol
Choppa
Leather Armor
40 oz of beer
Catachan
Unicycle
Side Kick (alone)
Twist (none)
Boss (sidekick)
Overall My chances are pretty good as long as I can survive the plates plants, animals, and diseases.

>> No.27662354

Rolling.

>> No.27662383

Rolled 9, 2, 10, 7, 3, 5, 4, 6, 10, 4, 5, 4 = 69

Rollin

>> No.27662386

just rolling

>> No.27662434

>>27662310
>Tau rail rifle
Fuck the hell yes!
>Red dot laser sight
Helps with aiming i guess.
>Plasma pistol
I'm well armed so far.
>Unlimited ammo
HAHA! FUCK YEAH BITCHES!
what's next.
>Crowbar
Reliable and practicle even outside combat, I like.
>Medkit
Really helpful for survival.
>Flak armor
Make up for my lack of defense with my FUCKING RAIL RIFLE AND PLASMA PISTOL!
>Catachan
Well fuck........
>Segway
How am i supposed to outrun a Catachan Devil with this?
>Alone
Is anyone there?
>No twist
Damn wanted something good.
>A tau commander.
I think my weaponry can slay him.

As long as i can make a safe area i should survive.

>> No.27662449

Rolled 8, 9, 2, 6, 4, 10, 9, 4, 2, 5, 1, 4 = 64

>>27662434
Again

>> No.27662459

Rolled 1, 8, 4, 4, 10, 7, 5, 7, 9, 7, 2, 4 = 68

Rollan'

>> No.27662491

Rolled 9, 2, 1, 7, 10, 6, 10, 8, 4, 2, 5, 9 = 73

Rollan away.

>> No.27662523

Rolled 3, 2, 2, 6, 6, 8, 7, 4, 2, 1, 1, 9 = 51

Rollan for Emperor and Imperium

>> No.27662533

>>27662449
Unlimited dice.
Dual revolvers
Wooden shield
A watch
Terminator armor
Volg
A hotdog stand
Alone
No twist
And Cain hates my hotdog prices.

I think I have this, I shall be a gun-slinging, dice rollan, shield bearing, watch wearing, heavily armored, lone hotdog salesman trying to make his way in a world where even Commissars hate entrepreneurs for being optimistic about the demand for sausage inna' bun.

>> No.27662554

Rolled 1, 5, 8, 4, 2, 9, 10, 1, 6, 2, 4, 9 = 61

>>27662523
>3, 2, 2, 6, 6, 8, 7, 4, 2, 1, 1, 9
Looks like I'm a guardsman.

>> No.27662558

Rolled 7, 4, 10, 5, 10, 8, 9, 5, 8, 6, 2, 7 = 81

rollin

>> No.27662567

Rolled 8, 10, 8, 5, 6, 6, 7, 6, 8, 8, 1, 7 = 80

rolling yo

>> No.27662607

Rolled 4, 7, 2, 10, 5, 9, 7, 7, 5, 8, 1, 1 = 66

>>27662459
Well DICKS. Everything started so well...
Twin Linked Plasma Gun, Handbow w/ laser sight. Then I got my fists, a rebreather, flak armour and a MUTHA FUCKIN' BANEBLADE! With DA GREATEST PROPHET 'ROUND, DA PROPHET OF DA WAAAAGH GHAZGHKALL!
Not sure what Commoragh was, but I'm a ratling apparently and my enemy has so much plot armour I might as well give up. Fucking CAIN

>> No.27662621

Rolled 10, 10, 2, 1, 2, 10, 1, 7, 5, 2, 3, 2 = 55

>>27662567
d20, red dot laser sight, inferno pistol, no attachments, chainsword, flares, survival suit, Kronus, Sentinel, gordon motherfucking freeman, NO TWIST FUCK YEAH, necron boss
pretty good stuff

>> No.27662698

Rolled 2, 3, 10, 10, 9, 7, 5, 3, 9, 5, 10, 2 = 75

>>27662607

Well shit, just looked up Commoragh. I'm well and truly fucked ain't I? There is no way I can beat Cain, let alone live on a dark eldar capital for 3 weeks.

>> No.27662726

Rollan

>> No.27662749

Rolled 5, 2, 8, 7, 9, 4, 10, 4, 7, 3, 3, 2 = 64

>>27662726
Inconpetence is fantastic. Rolling again. Hope i at least know what side is up on a autogun...

>> No.27662771

Rolled 9, 7, 2, 3, 3, 10, 2, 2, 5, 5, 7, 7 = 62

Welp, I no pretty much nothing about 40k besides Orks, WAAAGH, and heresy, so let's give this a shot.

>> No.27662789

>>27662771
Good thing you're an ork

>> No.27662810

>>27662533
If i give Cain a discount do you think he will leave me be?

>> No.27662878

>>27662749
So, lets see.

>>5 Shoota
Well, could be worse. Considering my incompetence, i guess i got the 'ignore incompetence' card.

>>2 Kraken Rounds
Don't even need to hit

>>8 Inferno Pistol
Wall, i can fry anything that gets too close.

>> 7 Handgun scope.
Wait, what? I have something that has a effective range of about 3 steps and it comes with a scope.

>> 9 Daemonhammer
... Not sure i can lift that...

>> 4 5x plasma granades
So.. everything i have is for close range or closer range. Regardless, granades are good.

>> 10 Leather armor
There goes any chance of surviving on close range

>> 4 Fenksworld
I have no idea where that is.

>> 7 Combat bike
Oh. Hey. I might avoid fights entirely.

>> 3 Zuchinni
A zuchinni for a sidekick. No, really.

>> 3 Son of CREEED!
!!!

>> 2 Tau commander as a boss. Well, fk. At least i have a bike to get close and infrno pistol/daemon hammer. Just need to avoid getting hit on the way in.

>> No.27662883

>>27662810

cain's cool so since your human you should be able to talk your way out of a fight

>> No.27662918

Rolled 1, 4, 1, 7, 7, 2, 8, 1, 6, 4, 4, 6 = 51

>>27662771
>9-Psy Cannon
>7-That's made of chocolate
>2-Secondary Stub Revolver
>3-Scratch that, the best Stub Revolver
>3-Choppa for melee
>10-A time machine? If so, bitchin
>2-Feudal Plate armor
>2-Kaurava II-Quick googling doesnt make it sound too bad.
>5-Transportation is pair of ice skates
>5-Forever Alone
>7-I'z an Ork
>7-I..don't know who that is, a Necron?

So I'm an alone Ork with choppy shoez, a chokolate psy gun, the best Stub pistol ever, a Choppa, on a fairly decent planet, with Plate Armor and a time machine(?) who has to battle a Necron(?).

Sounds fun.

>> No.27664793

Rolled 7, 2, 2, 10, 10, 4, 7, 5, 4, 2, 9, 4 = 66

come on 7!

>> No.27665142

Rolled 8, 9, 1, 1, 7, 4, 8, 5, 5, 6, 4, 6 = 64

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

>> No.27665227

Rolled 3, 2, 5, 8, 4, 2, 3, 4, 9, 6, 8, 5 = 59

>>27665142

WITH MY UNLIMITED D20S AND TRUSTY RUSTY SLING, I WILL FUCK UP ALL WHO OPPOSE ME ON ARMAGEDDON

>> No.27666249

Rolled 10, 1, 10, 4, 1, 6, 5, 8, 6, 9, 6, 3 = 69

survival is go.

>> No.27666662

Rolled 7, 3, 3, 5, 3, 9, 10, 10, 7, 3, 5, 6 = 71

>>27651520

>> No.27670737

Rolled 6, 6, 5, 8, 5, 8, 10, 6, 6, 5, 1, 2 = 68

hisHTMa Hamlin

>> No.27675135

Bump

>> No.27675169

Rollan'

>> No.27675351

Rolled 5, 4, 9, 7, 9, 8, 3, 3, 2, 1, 2, 3 = 56

rawlin'

>> No.27675401

Rolled 6, 2, 3, 9, 5, 8, 10, 4, 10, 3, 2, 7 = 69

>Shoota with grenade launcher
Could be worse.

>Executor pistol with Handgun scope attachment
Well hello there.

>Daemonhammer
But I don't even lift...

>Gas mask
Could be worse
2, 1, 2, 3
>Feudal plate armor
Well shit

>Kaurava II
Not sure if that's good or bad, but at least it's not Comorroagh, Catachan or Armageddon

>Unicycle
Whelp.

>Previous poster as sidekick
Yay?

>No twist
feelsbadman.jpg

>Grey knight
I'm pretty fuckin' dead.

>> No.27675503

Rolled 9, 5, 1, 10, 1, 5, 8, 2, 1, 6, 7, 8 = 63

rerollin' for the lulz

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