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>I'm sorry, player 2, I don't seem to understand... You have a weapon proficiency for colossal size crossbows?
>Yes I do, DM. Yes I do...

>> No.27512333

>You're the one who said no peasant railguns.

>> No.27512360
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>I roll to seduce

>> No.27512386

>>27512315

>I exploded four times. This is happening.

>> No.27512392
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27512392

>'Aim for the head' you said
>'My Vorpal sword is all we'll need you said
>Shut up and start casting

>> No.27512427
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27512427

>But we're playing Mutants and Masterminds!

>> No.27512436
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27512436

>hey DM
>yes?
>when I said, we want to conquer a mountain, this is not what we had in mind

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27512492

>I can use Summon Natures Ally six times and they have to obey my commands.

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27512535

>Rolling for performance.
>Nat 20

And that's how I made a few grand on tooth paste sales.

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27512539

>How much does my dwarf have to roll in order drink the BBEG?

>> No.27512570
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27512570

>You're the one who let me roll for swag.

>> No.27512587
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27512587

Fuck, man, this is some good shit, where'd you buy this?

>> No.27512605
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27512605

>Stop inserting your fetishes into the game.

>> No.27512642
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27512642

>I roll to seduce
>I roll to assist
>I roll to assist
>I roll to assist
>I roll to assist
>I roll to assist
>I roll to assist

>> No.27512666

>>27512642

9/10

Ah smiled

>> No.27512672
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27512672

>Steve, you remembered to actually put skill points into first aid, right? ...Right?

>> No.27512678

>>27512427

Is this from something or just some random art?

>> No.27512688

>>27512678

From some thing. "Diary of a Bounty Hunter" or something like that.

>> No.27512704
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27512704

>We get it, Jar-Jar sucks, can we get back to the encounter?

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>>27512704
>This is the last time you convince me to visit Tokyo for our vacation

>> No.27512787
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27512787

>>27512688
Last Man Standing
I've seen some random character art from it before but never knew it was connected. I might have to check this out.

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27512819

>What's your problem, guy? A musket is a ranged weapon, isn't it?

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27512853

>Don't railroad me, we're doing this my way.

>> No.27512860
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27512860

>P1: Alright guys, secure a line, I'm jumping in
>DM: Does anybody have ranks in use rope?
>P2: I don't think any of us even brought rope

>> No.27512869

>>27512787

I couldn't find any written content for it, mostly fucking amazing pictures.

>> No.27512880

>>27512315
That makes me think of awesome inter-dimensional empire lead by a cult of wizards. All the other races would be from different dimensions in an almost renaissance like setting. These massive cultural centers connected through those gates in shipments.

>> No.27512887

>>27512860

hehehe

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27512956

>DM: You attempt to bullrush the enemy castle with what?!

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27513003

Sorry guys, you all rolled a 1 on your sense motive checks

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27513024

>This is more fun than it should be.

>> No.27513048
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>>27512956
>DM: And just how do you intend to carry that giant cannon?
>Who said anything about carrying it?

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27513050

>I like this version better.

>> No.27513069
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27513069

> I blind the Xenos filth with my sparkles!

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27513085

DM: Alright, roll 1d6 to see if you successfully use the mysterious magical item.

>> No.27513109

>>27513069
It is a flash grenade.

Doesn't stop Cyrus from being FAAABULOOOOUS

>> No.27513117
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27513117

>I roll Perform (Funky Fresh)

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27513172

>Expanded Expanded Expanded Expanded Fireball? Really?

>> No.27513182

>>27512315
That looks cool, but aside from the technical possibilities, what would be the point?

Or is that some sort of Stargate at the end?

>> No.27513194

>>27513182

Sometimes you gotta nuke it from orbit to be sure.

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27513206

>I got the crit, please let me describe it.

>> No.27513226

>>27513182
History lesson:

during ww2, The germans planted long cannons installed on the slope of an entire damn mountain in order to siege russia from the safety of their own country.

This is like, the fantasy version of it.

>> No.27513245

>>27513206
That's no Armbar.

>> No.27513263

>>27513245

I don't know shit about armbars.

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27513268

>Guys, can I borrow your dice?
>How many?
>All of them.

>> No.27513290

>>27513263
Oh fair enough.

That's actually just a "Omoplata" with a fancy setup.

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27513294

>Don't get pissed, you're the one who let me roll for it.

>> No.27513308

>>27513268
What is even going on in that picture?

>> No.27513339

>>27513308

all the dice, apparently

>> No.27513369
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27513369

>I'm being true to my character. I continue to paw and the man trapped in glass.

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>>27512535
>Someone saved the reaction image I posted

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27513382

>DM: So let me get this straight: You think that by opening the gates of hell and killing the embodiment of evil is the best way to save the world?
>Paladin: What could possibly go wrong?

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27513400

>I swear, if he makes us dance to 'Thriller' again, I'll skelecopter this necro's ass myself

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27513417

>That is NOT the proper use of the enlarge spell!!

roll for save against a new fetish

>> No.27513421

>>27512315

You can't move it at all, so you're literally stuck with one stationary target. Also, that, uh, bolt is about as aerodynamic as...

..JESUS FUCK, ARE THOSE GIANT PLATYPI?

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27513428

>You read the description right, now let's roll for initiative.

>> No.27513436

>>27513381
That gif has been around for a while now, I'm not sure it's yours.

>> No.27513439

>>27513308
look like Duel Masters...

>> No.27513444
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>>27513417
>new

>> No.27513452
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27513452

>Jojo is amazing and you can't stop us.

>> No.27513470

>>27513436
Oh, yes. I got it from someone else, but I've been browsing /tg/ consistently for months and this is the first time I've seen it here - a few days after my having posted it in another thread.

I'M TAKING CREDIT.

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27513518

>I know this is a light-hearted session, but I need a second.

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27513549

I roll to seduce

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27513550

>I rolled a 15 for disguise
>DM: okay
>I rolled another 15 for disguise
>DM: why?

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27513553

>Okay, so this is a new system, it's supposed to be high-lethality, so be cautious and don't get upset if you die.
ten minutes later...
>I charge the javelins!
I charge the Javelins!

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27513566

>I can Animate and Enlarge, it's happening.

>> No.27513570

>>27513400
>muh déjà vù

>> No.27513575

>>27513518
Sad moments are all the sadder in light-hearted games.

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>We tell him that he came to the wrong fucking neighborhood.

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>>27513575

And dark ones make for brilliant hilarity.

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27513629

>No I don't watch anime, why do you ask?

>> No.27513631

>>27513182
Alright so, lets say you have some teleporting proficiency and long distance, instantaneous communicating technology or magic available to you. Having a colossal sized crossbow primed and ready all of the time might be the best minimum collateral / maximum damage death machine you can fabricate.

Here's why,

You open up a portal. One end that is opened up at the apex of the colossal bolt acceleration point, and the other end of the portal directed at what you want to die the most.

Imagine precision point placement of piercing prominent pillars.

A giant troll is ravaging a small hamlet, slapping patchwork roofs off patchwork masonry, throwing tow carts and little old ladies in the air, and you walk up and say "Not today, chucklefuck"

BOOM. 1 AND A HALF METRIC TONNES OF WOOD, IRON, STONE, A SHIT LOAD OF ELMERS GLUE AND A HINT OF MINTY FRESHNESS JUST WARPED FROM THE SKY, POINTED DIRECTLY DOWN AT YOUR GIANT UNDESCENDED TESTICLES.
YOUR FUCKED UP, WELL DESERVED OF INSULTS HEAD EXPLODES, YOUR TORSO SPLITS AND COLLAPSES INTO THEN OUT OF YOUR GUTS, BITS AND PIECES OF BRAIN, LUNG, AND INTESTINE ARE ALL THAT MAKE IT NAILED INTO THE GROUND WHILE THE SHOCKWAVE OBLITERATES THE REST OF YOU INTO A MISTIFIED, CHUNKY,BLOOD AND ICHOR EXPLOSION.

>> No.27513684

>>27513579
>knighthood

>> No.27513726
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27513726

>Wizard, that's why.

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>Did we fuck up somehow?

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27513924

"Was it good for you too?"

>> No.27514019

>>27513417
Bitch already had that fetish
they don't call me depraved for nothing

>> No.27514215
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>DM: Okay, you rolled 19 for your cliff climb, you manage to climb 250 feet with little issue.
>Player: Cool, now what's the horse's endurance?

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>>27513421
>GIANT PLATYPI
oh god it is

I thought they were elephants at first glance.

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>>27513631
...Why not just throw a fireball instead? Creating a magical explosion of that magnitude is far more simple than building that damn contraption in the first place. Not to mention a lot more hygienic.

>> No.27514816

>>27514762
But they already built the fucking thing for some reason, so why NOT use it?

>> No.27514844

>>27514816
Solid reasoning right there.

>> No.27514872

>>27513421
...Is this Dorf Fortress?

>> No.27514879

>>27513549
Holy fuck. I can never imagine how this picture will ever be canonical but I love it.

>> No.27514886

>>27513417
BE is about as vanilla as a fetish can get without being mainstream.

>> No.27514917

>>27514762
You assume that the thing is itself not magical. Individual spells can be powerful. Magical artifacts the size of small cities lobbing projectiles the size of a Ship of the Line (which may also be thoroughly enchanted with all sorts of destructive magics) through holes in time and space can be world-defining.

I mean, in a world with wizards, having a wizard on your side only makes a difference as long as the other guy doesn't have a wizard (or has a less skilled wizard). But the moment a kingdom gets a magical superweapon like the thing in the OP, war is pretty much over. Assuming, of course, they have the will to use the things to guarantee that nobody else ever gets enough wealth and materials together in one place to build their own.

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>I've got 3 points in Tame Wild Animal. I'm jumping on to it!

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27515177

> I have 7 ranks in Perform. Do I get a bonus to the spell?

>> No.27515185

>>27515092

I've seen this picture a million times, and I'm still not sure why that CV isn't powersliding away at 40 knots while OHSHITTING aircraft off the catapults.

Besides, y'know, lazy artists.

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>>27515177
My sides anon kun.

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>>27515186
It just keeps happening

>> No.27515252

>>27515186
...I don't get it?

>> No.27515361

>>27515185
It is look at the top middle left.

>> No.27515394

>>27515361

I see one aircraft launching from a Nimitz which SHOULD have F-18s lined up to fire 2 at a time until the entire CAG is bombing it to shit.

I do not see that.

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>>27512315
>>I'm sorry, player 2, I don't seem to understand... You have a weapon proficiency for colossal size crossbows?

>OP playing a system that doesn't feature "architecture" as a skill

>> No.27515431

>>27514872
It must be.

Giant, pointless contraption.

Giant, unusual freaks of nature.

And not a single person in the water.

>> No.27515458

>>27513400
Sauce?

>> No.27515798

>>27513268
Apparently monsters come in mary sue format as well

>> No.27515809

>>27513268
I just noticed that those are gunblades it is wielding. I can't even tell how the bullets are supposed to go out.

>> No.27516004
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27516004

>Look at the bright side: It's not Obama

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>Bad news, sir. We're out of mud.
>That's fine, lad. Just mix some more.
>But all we got left is sulfur.
>Eh, good enough. What's the worse that could happen?

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>Whoever designed our fleet's flagship should be hanged for treason

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>so this is what epic level encounters are like.

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>and the DM said I couldn't multiclass into druid

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>I trained it myself, observe. Paw!

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>What did I tell ya? Never trust anything that bleeds for 3 days and doesn't die.

>> No.27516190

>>27513631

That sounds like a good concept for something. Party is wandering around, encounters a giant <insert here> attacking some moderate sized city/large town. They try to attack it, then either before they get to it or right when it's about to kill them a portal opens up in the sky and a giant crossbow bolt like OP's slams on the motherfucker.

Never explained why, people around just say that that's what always happens whenever monsters get too uppity. They don't question it.

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>DM: You are greeted by a colossal dragon; leagues greater than a city and a gaping maw deeper than the devil's abyss.

>Ranger: I have an exotic saddle, 25 ranks in handle animal, and 15 ranks in ride. I am having that as my mount.

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27516247

>Is it female? Can I try to seduce it?

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>I cast aura of curry!
>You mean courage, right?
>No. curry.

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>>27512315
>I think he finished the ritual, guys.

>> No.27516320

>>27513684
10/10

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>DM: Leadership? I don't see why not...

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>>27516337
>DM: This will be the last time I'll agree to letting you use leadership!

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27516423

>Like I give a fuck

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Bunch of badass dudes in full gear ready to rip you a new asshole. Who do you attack first? Bard Bitch at the rear.

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27516526

>>27516356

Th'fuck anime is this

Also,

>"Goddammit Steve, I know you're the only one willing to play Artificer, but I thought we'd gotten you to stop dragging Oglaf into this shit."

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>>27516526
Pixiv Fantasia
Not an anime but a collection of numerous artists doing a lot of fantasy art to create their own universe.

I have 3gb of Pixiv Fantasia art I intend to share by torrent. Patience.

>> No.27516574

>>27516559
>3gb...
Emperor be praised!!!!

>> No.27516598

>>27516559
.....and here I was about to try and download all of it individually.

Thank you.

>> No.27516603
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>You're lucky I brought my Wakizashi to school today and not my Katana.

>> No.27516635

>>27516598
>individually

dude, that's 4000+ images.

>> No.27516647

>>27516635
There are ways. Also, I am a patient person.

>> No.27516682

>>27516603
Whu- That's a SWORD?
Sauce?

>> No.27516692

>>27516682
>>27516559

Pixiv Fantasia, damn it!

>> No.27516707
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I charge.

>> No.27516903

>>27516692
Found the source, no thanks to you, artist is Takayama Dan.

Really, sauce is "Pixiv Fantasia"? That's like saying the sauce is DeviantArt. But hey, you got cool art. By all means keep uploading.

>> No.27517008
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>I'm going to cast animate dead.
>On your own party member?
>No on the dragon that killed him....

>> No.27517415

>>27516603
And her older brother can use 'em single handed, yes...?

>> No.27517546

>>27512360
I am inexplicably aroused....

>> No.27517570

>>27517546
i can pretty much explain it.

>> No.27517774

>>27514879
Don't get too excited, he's just shopping for a new hat.

>> No.27517797

>>27513553
>dat filename

10/10 lost it

>> No.27517839

>>27516004
Obama is Lawful Evil anyways.

Chaotic Evil is where all the fun is.

>> No.27518053

>>27517415
Now, what type of well meaning god of war wouldn't give one of his swords to his little sister?

>> No.27518478

>>27513631
I'm fairly sure that bolt weighs substantially more than half a ton.

>> No.27518500

>>27514879
Well, the Sister could be handing it to him, and he's musing over why she would do that?

>> No.27519263
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>GM: I don't care if it's technically possible according to the rules, you have to specify a power!

>> No.27519392
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>I cast Stone to Flesh

>> No.27519420

>>27519392
What happens if you cast that on a statue anyway?
What kind of flesh appears?

>> No.27519455

>>27519420

Kind of generic "meat" in the shape of a person. No differentiated tissue types or anything. Just a man-shaped meat blob.

>> No.27519478

>>27512315
>When you said we were playing FFd6, I didn't think you meant you were taking the plot of FF7 and running us through it. I roll to fire the Sister Ballista at the Diamond Weapon

>> No.27519496
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>Hey, you said third party races were ok!

>> No.27519525

>>27519420
>I cast Ice to Flesh on the snowman.

>> No.27519530

>>27519455
Is it... warm..?

>> No.27519540
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>Improvised Weaponry states that I can use any object with size Small or lower as a weapon

>> No.27519548

>>27519530

Room temperature, I imagine.

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>I roll to seduce the halfling girl
>Dude, you are a half ogre
>So what?

>> No.27519726

>>27519420
raw hamburger

>> No.27519746

>>27519617
That's mechanically impossible.

It would be hilarious to watch.

>> No.27519803
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>>27519617
I knew there was a reason I saved this pic.

>> No.27519873
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>>27515809
Looks like FFVIII-style gunblades, in which case the bullets aren't supposed to come out. You fire the weapon at the precise moment your melee strike connects, sending vibrations through the blade and increasing the damage done.

Somehow.

>> No.27519960

>>27519420

The spell description says becomes flesh and that "Such flesh is inert and lacking a vital life force unless a life force or magical energy is available"

However, it also explicitly states that a statue would be turned into a corpse. So you just get to argue with your GM.

>> No.27519962

>>27519873
I... What?

>> No.27519972

>>27519962
When things vibrate they cut through things better.

That's all you need to know.

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>>27515458
>hd-fortress.com

>> No.27520082

>>27516603
It always make me think, extreme display of unnatural strength. What do you feel about the world when all you have to destroy something is pushing a little, not even hard, just with one finger? I think it would create some strange personalities and philosophies.

>> No.27520105

>>27520082
Damnit, I'm sleepy. That was barely English.

>> No.27520124

>>27519972
This contains explosions when connecting, for some reason. I don't know, it's Final Fantasy, no use mulling over it.

>> No.27520156
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>DM: And this is what a level 1 encounter looks like.

>> No.27520253

>>27513518
right in the feels

>> No.27520741

>>27512535
What the fuck is she doing?

>> No.27521041
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"Dammit, that shot should've finished her. Where'd she go?"
"Hit the lights!"

>> No.27521247

>>27513268
>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

>> No.27521265

>>27513421
I say it's a teleporter and the thing is some kinda vessel.

>> No.27521308

>>27513566
Ach, the dreaded Bagpipe Beast of Edinburgh!

Hoots mon!

>> No.27521328
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>P1: I roll to seduce!
>DM: You're looking at yourself in a mirror!
>P1: Oh, I knoooow~

>> No.27521349
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>DM: Roll to listen.

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>Okay, next I'm gonna' attach it to the end of a chain. Remember, I've got blind fighting!

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>It seems you've all been rather naughty...

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>GM: You're the one who wanted the Summon Bigger Fish spell.

>> No.27521492

>>27512672

I laughed a whole lot harder than I should have at that gif.

>> No.27521539

>>27512853
>GOD'S IN HIS HEAVEN, AND THIS MACHINE KILLS ANGELS

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>>27521433
>I cast Summon Even Bigger Fish for my pond.
>20
>DM: You successfully summon the biggest fish in the galaxy to your pond. I hope your happy, because it sure isn't.

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>>27521433
>I cast Summon Even Bigger Fish for my pond.
>20
>DM: You successfully summon the biggest fish in the galaxy to your pond. I hope you're
happy, because it sure isn't.

>> No.27521668

>>27519496
Fey Corgi is always OK.

Even in like a Laundry Files game.

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>>27521646
I see you realized that you had miscast and summoned a minnow the first time.

>I roll to hack
>Hack what?
>EVERYTHING
>I . . . wow those are a lot of sixes. I guess you hack all the things.

>> No.27521960

>>27514762
You're no fun.

>> No.27522017

>>27513470
>months
that thing is years old.

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>Roll to intimidate
>1

>> No.27522360

>>27519530
oh you sick fuck

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>>27522316
at least use the superior version

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>Bunnies & Burrows mixed with D&D is so freaking unfair!

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>I rolled how many Critical Failures?

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>... I'm not sure if I'm gonna need a belt of gender change or not...

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>roll 20 on sneak

>> No.27523158

>>27523123
Okay, I lol'd good on that one.
Now the question is if you'll ever be found again.

>> No.27523184

>>27523158
If Stalin has his way, no.

>> No.27525361

BUMP for more.

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>You said it was a martial tournament. You never said I had to use a foil

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>This is why I hate encumbrance rules.

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>No wait, I tell her that I want her to make me a real man!

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Nobody panic, but I think we might have to search for a new home planet again.

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>>27512315
>Wait, HOW many crows did you say Dave?
>That...that is a whole fuckton of crows Dave.
>You know we're level two, right?

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>Prepare to be boarded!

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>I loot the chains

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Next time, we fly first class.

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>Hey, Sarge!
>What is it, private?
>Do these look infected to you?
>Getting real tired of your shit, Carlos

>> No.27526902

>>27520124
Yeah, you also summon monsters by letting them have access to your brain and they give you amnesia in addition to fuckawesome powers in return
yeah, it's like that

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Gotta hand it to the higher-ups, they know how to keep troop morale high!

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>After 3 years of marriage, Frank finally decided to voice his opinion about his wife's leftover cooking.

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>Welcome to the R'lyeh Clubhouse! Fun for the entire family!

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>>27527051
god damn it, moot

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>How do you double take and turn your head only once?

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>You might want to reconsider your choice in armor

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>So what have we learned about giving our sexdroids their own sentience program?

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>I think I'll pick the Corruption and Greed domains for my cleric.

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>Don't fuck up this drive check, Chris!

>> No.27529990

>>27512535
Seriously what the fuck is this

>> No.27530216

>>27513421
Actually, it's for space launches. Enough reduce gravity spells on the payload, you send it horizontally straight to orbit.

>> No.27530255

>>27515185
It is launching something off the bow. Look closely.

>> No.27530522

>>27526922
And to cause all medics to be dead within five minutes of combat, too!

>> No.27530594

>>27530522
I think it's a strategy to get the UN on your side because the enemy kills your medics

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>And this is why you don't give the fire elemental the brown acid!

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>DM: You come across a path leading down into a large valley. In the distance you can make out a town center and a few houses amidst some fields of grain.

> I roll to plunder

>DM: Wat.

>I roll to plunder that village.

>DM: They're peaceful farmers! There's maybe five families total and they have no weapons!

>Good, that means I don't have to roll very high.

>> No.27530986

>>27513226
fuck did that actually happen?

tel us more

>> No.27531038

>>27530986
Germany started to do that. But cannons of that sized just weren't practical in the least. And when the V2 project started taking strides, the over-sized cannons were abandoned for the much more practical self-propelled missiles.

>> No.27531116

>>27513226
Why is the fantasy version less fantastic?

>> No.27533867

>>27530986
Have your heard about the entirely impractical Nazi Megatank? Could move like, two miles an hour IIRC, and got scrapped because the war was pretty much going to end before it got anywhere.

>> No.27533884

>>27531116
Because who needs bunkers when you can just bury a wizard under some turf and have him jump out and pop some fuckers like zap zap.

>> No.27533913

>>27529990
Japanese.

>> No.27533964

>>27533913
Korean.

>> No.27534013

>>27512819
>mfw I've wanted to try this in my pathfinder game for so long but we've not had a session recently

>> No.27534082

>>27530605
Reminds me of the time my players tried to burn a water elemental by poring oil on it and then setting it on fire. Not very bight my players are some times.

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