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Doe's anybody want to jump in this gritty, dark fantasy Pathfinder game I am DMing on Roll20, it is a quarter way through but the player has severe dioreah and had to leave, he is a level 3 half orc barbarian.

More can join if you like. The link is:
https://app.roll20.net/join/206672/Go87EQ

Make a balanced level 3 pathfinder character, nothing too powerful.

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>>27349842

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>gritty and dark
>player had to leave because of diarrhea

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>>27349851
Here is the campaign synopsis:

2066 the Year of our Lord. A time of darkness and retribution. The lands are covered with marauding bands of heretics, heathens and hell spawn with the sole purpose of corrupting and destroying the civilisation of Europe and seeking self pursuit and acknowledgement before their pagan Gods.
In these troubling times there are bastions of hope. Citadels made of stone and righteousness. Cities and towns litter the lands holding key locations for the greater good and the faith. An eternal war ravages the land. The abominations from the pit never cease their malicious assault against what is good and just. For 20 centuries the strong and bold have held the line. To be a man in such times is to be one amongst millions. To be a man is to live and fight in cruelest age and darkest of hours.

The planes are a vast place, and whatever happens, you will not be missed.

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>>27349884
The half orc is already built and I can link you to the pdf character sheet

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>>27349900
We just need another player. Be a friend.

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>> No.27350033

>>27349864
>le feels

>> No.27350034

>>27349999
When Army Group South was trapped in Stalingrad the Romanian troops stationed there killed their wounded and sold the meat as horse meat to the Germans, food was so scarce.

>> No.27350038

I would vut I have to leave for work soon.

Also, I want you to keep dumping these images.

>> No.27350049

I love these pictures.

>> No.27350061

>>27350033
>>27350034
>>27350038
>>27350049
Join the game, make a quick level three character or use the created one. It will be fun.

>> No.27350400

bump

>> No.27350692

>>27350028
Bwoaholy shit!

That poor bastard. Taking it like a champ, but holy fuck that poor fucking bastard.

>> No.27353568

>>27350692

I actually looked up the photo. It is from a training facility meant to simulate a Iraqi village. While I have no idea about the man's disabilities or lack thereof, its a replication for training purposes, not an actual wound.

>> No.27353591

Kinda new to /tg/:
Is roll20 any good compared to other similar sites?

>> No.27353695

>>27353568
As i remember it, he did actually lose his legs from the knee down, most likely in service.

They just faked him as a wounded soldier, for medics or something probably.

>> No.27353697

>>27353591
As far as I know there are no similar sites. There are similar tools, but they require downloads, installation, and setup. Which is a pain when there are 4 to 6 people in your group and you need to get the ball rolling.

>> No.27353698

"Not Authorized (Incorrect Campaign ID or Access Token)"

>> No.27353761

>>27353698

Trying https://app.roll20.net/campaigns/details/206672/europe-and-the-faith-2066 gives me a "not authorized" message.

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>> No.27353850

>>27353695
God I hope so.

Speaking as a soldier, if that guy is sitting there like that and doesn't have a tourniquet on like right fucking now, he will be dead in less than a minute.

He's also not really geared right to have actually been outside the wire at the moment.

In none of this am I saying he actually didn't lose his legs, just that he didn't lose them when the picture was taken

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Looks like the sad folder is getting bigger tonight.

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>> No.27354000

>>27353982
2sad4me

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>>27354000
You have a low tolerance for sadness then.

>> No.27354142

>>27354090
Some things...some things in this thread hit a little closer to home for some people than others.

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>>27354142
Hmm.

>> No.27354350

>>27349884
>>27349937
these two are my favorite. The "you're desires for comformity and mindless idolization is not a good thing" is actually funny, the other are just kinda boring. Mainly because I'm 99% sure the images aren't made by actual veterans, so it's really just people talking out their asses.

>> No.27354354

Fuck you OP i have a soft spot for old vets, now i shall be sad for the rest of the night.

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>> No.27354382

>>27354356
http://chasiewpao-taste-nice-siewlin.blogspot
com/2011/07/china-512-earthquake.html

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>>27354442
>>27354370
>>27354382
guys pls, I can't take this in my sleep-deprived state

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>>27354481
That is... markedly less poignant.

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>>27354523
Before.

>> No.27354546

I really feel the need to counter-balance all these sad feels with some light feels.

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>>27354533
The fact that they're lolis and catgirls besides makes anything they're involved in inherently less depressing.

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>>27354523
>>27354533
After.

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>>27354502
>Zac Gorman

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>>27354546
How about some slightly ambiguous feels?

>> No.27354639

>>27354600
Here, have some worse ones.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/rwanda/reports/refuse.html

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Don't worry, guys. Just listen to Hope Corgi.

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>>27354640
Whoops, silly me. Wrong version.

>> No.27354794

Rolled 82

>>27354750
YOOOU FUCK

I hope you burn.

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>>27354794
Yeessss. Feed me your tears.

>> No.27354808

Rolled 49

>>27354797
Oh god. You... you... there are no words for creatures like you.

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>>27354750
>>27354797
YOU MONSTER!

>> No.27354852

I'd join except roll20 is terrible and I'm incapable of making a "balanced" PF character according to most people.

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>>27354750
>>27354797
Thanks, fucker. My little rat buddy just died an hour ago. I really needed to come to /tg/ and see this.

>> No.27354863

>>27354797
>>27354750
fapfapfap

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>>27354845
>>27354808
>laughterintensifies

>>27354863
Annnnnnnd now it's weird.

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ALL THESE FEELS

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>>27354885
Give in to Nurgle and the pain will all be over, my friend.

>> No.27354956

>>27354090
Jesus, look at the medals on the one on the right. It's like the rest of them aren't even trying.

>> No.27354977

>>27354956
I like her expression.

>> No.27354992

>>27354852
>I'm incapable of making a "balanced" PF character according to most people.
No that is just the system at work.

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>>27354955
NO.

FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR NURGLE, AND FUCK THE DEPRESSING-ASS HORSE YOU RODE IN ON.

THIS THREAD WAS FOR GOOD CLEAN EMOTIONS OF SADNESS, AND YOU ROLL UP WITH YOUR BELOW-THE-FUCKING-BELT HORSESHIT. THIS WILL NOT GODDAMN FLY IN MY HOUSE.

DON'T FUCKING MAKE ME GET OFF MY GODDAMN CHAIR AND FIND YOUR SHITTY ASS AND RAPE IT WITH A CHAINSWORD. SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL CHASE YOUR ANUS WITH A RIDICULOUS WEAPON AND USE IT FOR FORCIBLE PENETRATION.

>> No.27355042

>>27354852

Not like you can even join anyways. Y ou can't even view the thing. :(

Op, you still there?

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>>27355038
You ought to calm down, buddy.

>> No.27355136

>>27355072
He's the most tragic, and my personal favorite, villain.

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>>27355072
I RUN ON ANGRY. CALMING DOWN IS ACTUALLY, LITERALLY, SERIOUSLY, TRUTHFULLY IMPOSSIBLE. SUCH IS LIFE.

LOOK, JUST DON'T POST THINGS THAT REMIND ME OF THE SMALL ONE, UH, DUCKY, I THINK. MY HELMET SHOULD BE FOGGING UP BECAUSE I HAVE BEGUN TO FROTH AT THE MOUTH WITH RAGE, NOT BECAUSE MY TEAR DUCTS ARE DOING ANYTHING OTHER THAN EYE MOISTURIZING. UNDERSTAND?

DO THAT, WE COOL. AND KINDA SAD, BUT SUCH IS ALSO LIFE, AND THEN YOU HIT XENOS WITH OTHER XENOS AND ARE LAUGHING FOR A DAY STRAIGHT.

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>>27355170
Aw, come on. Despair really isn't so bad once you get used to it.

>> No.27355227

>>27355072
Bitch tears everytime

>> No.27355272

>>27355193
NOOO DAMNIT NOOO

>> No.27355295

>>27355193

That's alright, I'm sure she made for good weapons and armor.
>dat sharpness on dat longsword

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>>27355272
>>27355295
The baby then became an adorable and finely-crafted hat.

>> No.27355326

>>27355304
Such is life in a capitalist driven bantering society.

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>>27355326
Indeed. It was truly a most adorable hat.

>> No.27355385

>>27349842
>https://app.roll20.net/join/206672/Go87EQ
Says it's incorrect. Can't join.

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I must have more sad comics!

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>>27355402
Eh. Dumping comics is a pain with the new timer and all my good ones are at least ten pages.

>> No.27355455

>>27355433
>This one
I still don't know how she became pregnant.

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>>27355455
They fucked before he got stoned, obviously.

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>>27355402
Construct additional sad.

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>>27355502

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>>27355502
>>27355506
Oi, this is my sad train. What do you lot think you're doing.

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>>27355570
I lost

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Sad.

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>>27355570
I know someone with dogs like this, except the one who wasn't blind is now starting to go blind.

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>>27355621
Sadder.

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>> No.27355684

>>27355621
But she can still fly, right?
...Right?

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>>27355467
now post the last image

>>27355621
that isn't sad. She can still fly and she has someone who loves her and will care for her.

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>>27355502
>>27355528
Every fucking time, goddamn you...

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>>27355684
How often do you see a bird take off without at least a bit of a running start.
She could hop off buildings and go from there. Maybe. Landing will invariably result in injury, of course.

>> No.27355724

Man, a sad thread...it's been a while; and to think I was so happy all day.

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>>27355724
here have this

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>>27355724
Come over to Papa Nurgle and you'll never have to worry about being sad again, my boy, trust me.

>> No.27355852

>>27355766
...I'm now confused and sad.

>>27355769
I don't into 40k friend. Please peddle your religion elsewhere.

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>>27355852
Oh, that's all right. You'll rot like the rest of us sooner or later. Everything decays in the end, and all that decays is slave to Nurgle. Your choice.

>> No.27355910

>>27355879
evertim

>> No.27355935

>>27355766
>For my arse!

My new battlecry.

>> No.27355939

>>27355879
wow that's a pretty cruel and fucked up thing to do to someone you love.

though it's probably fake considering "24 hours to live" is not usually a common diagnosis.

>> No.27355966

>>27355879
What a shitty boyfriend.

"Let's test if our relationship can survive one day without each other! Lol i'mma die now peace"

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>>27355852
>...I'm now confused and sad.
Requiem. Don't ask questions. The answer to all questions is YES! and AWESOME!

>> No.27355973

>>27355879
...That's the dumbest, most contrived thing I've ever read. Literally looks like something my 12-years-old cousin or middle aged aunt would share on facebook.

>> No.27355981

>>27353820
these just make me hate females, is this normal

>> No.27355992

>>27355879
#SoSad #wow #TureCourage #facebookrepost

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>>27355766
>Don't get into the habit
I'm laughing too much for despair now, you fools.

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>>27355939
It's more likely that he'd been hiding it for a while, never got the balls to say it, and upon entering the final dive and realizing that she'd notice if she was with him, he desperately pushed her away so he could die without having to look her in the eye.
That man is a coward of the worst sort and fully deserving of hell.

>> No.27356003

>>27355981
Yes. That's why they were made by males.

>> No.27356015

>>27355970
What the fuck are those things?

>> No.27356018

>>27354750
Meh, he actually lived a long life with Fry who came from the future.

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>>27355766

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>>27355970
METABAR-oh wait, wrong comic. Although frankly you could probably find a way to mash them together pretty easy.

Anyway, that's about it for single-page sad things. No way I'm dumping depressing comics with the new timer. G'night, and may your tears smooth your way to sleep.

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>>27356015
AWESOME!

>> No.27356053

>>27356022
Sorry, but the walrus teeth just aren't working. Not even for the tacky glam look.

>> No.27356064

T_____T

this thread is feels central

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>>27356036
>>27356036
>that pic

>> No.27356099

>>27356036
I laughed.

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>>27356015
Zombie vampire babies

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>> No.27356131

>>27356100
Heavy Metal is WEIRD. Whenever it's not just pretentious softcore French porn.

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>>27356100
ASSHOLE zombie vampire babies, at that.

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>>27356036

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Thanks, you jerks. I you made me cry manly tears. I hope you all die.

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>> No.27356172

>>27356114
Nope, this is as far as I go. I'm out of here.

>> No.27356178 [SPOILER] 
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Im sorry /tg/ but this isnt games related

>> No.27356183

>>27356172
That's not even the worst one.

>> No.27356184
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>>27356146
If they were manly, then clearly I wasn't doing my job.

>> No.27356204

>>27356183
When one is posted, the others usually follow.

>> No.27356206
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>>27356131
Oh, it can be weird, and hilarious, while still being softcore French porn.
I don't think you can call Requiem pretentious. It's having way too much fun for that

>> No.27356208
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>>27356184

>> No.27356230
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>>27356208

>> No.27356236

>>27356204
I had no idea there were any other ones, are there really any that are worse than that one?

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>> No.27356255
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>>27356230

>> No.27356260

Where do you think we are?

>> No.27356261

>>27356206
>French
Well that explains it

Is that a fucking fuck control dial for that werewolf?

>> No.27356276
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>>27356255

>> No.27356288

>>27356236
There's the one where she draws a picture of a wold fucking some smaller animal, and her teacher sees it but doesn't do anything about it. and the one where she doesn't want any syrup on her pancakes...man, that one is awful.

>> No.27356297

>>27356255
fucking reed has to always ruin every panel with his goddam stretching.

>> No.27356300

>>27356260
the land where OP makes the mistake of posting a picture more interesting than the topic

>> No.27356314
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>>27356297
It certainly is jarring, isn't it.

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>>27356206

What, uhmn, what exactly am I looking at here?

>> No.27356326 [SPOILER] 
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>>27356300
He wasn't asking a question.
He was reminding you.

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>>27356314

>> No.27356349

>>27356314
>Reeds admitting that he's an asshole whose assholish ways bring suffering to everyone around him.

Wait, really? He actually has an atom of insight in his asshole body?

>> No.27356351

>>27356314
>>27356297

>"Don't bother. The scan won't pick up where I'm hurt."
>"Yeah that's cool and all but now LOOK AT MY WEIRD NECK! WABOOGLAGLAGLOOBLAH!"

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>> No.27356390

>>27356323
AWESOME!

>>27356261
YES!

okay so it's actually just a general control dial. It controls him. Just go with it.
Werewolves are the souls of people who committed sins in the name of religion. That one is controlled by the vampires, who are souls of people who embraced their sins of violence and lust.

>> No.27356397
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We Feels now?

>> No.27356401
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>>27356237

>> No.27356415
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>> No.27356416

>>27356397
No, this is a sad thread, not a "feels" thread.

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>>27356416

Yeah, we Feels now

>> No.27356431
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>>27356323
The story of Dracula. And other things.

>> No.27356458

>>27356390
>Werewolves are the souls of people who committed sins in the name of religion
>the vampires, who are souls of people who embraced their sins of violence and lust.

This is brilliant fluff

>> No.27356504

>>27356368
just once, just once I wish the words on 'just girly things' had anything to do with being a teenage girl.
Instead of say EVERY HUMAN BEING EVER.

it's not special because it also applies to veterans, it applies to fucking everybody. The word JUST has no reason for being in there

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>>27356458
>>27356431

>> No.27356561
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>>27356458
Then there's the ghouls, who were hypocrites, the hetrophants, who enabled evil without blaming themselves for the consequences of their creations, and the lamia, who were innocent victims so taken up with rage and hatred that, when their tormenters died and were consigned to hell, they couldn't stand to let them lie, and instead followed them down into damnnation so they could extract still more revenge personally.

There's also zombies whose things I don't remember, apparently people age backwards so the truly ancient end up as babies or fetuses, and the main character is apparently three or so different people, one of whom was a nazi soldier (and oddly the best of them) and another a satan-worshipping crusader.

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>>27356547

>> No.27356582

>>27356431
>Vampire Frank Zappa and Vampire Doctor Frankenfurter.

>> No.27356589
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>>27356547
>>27356561
Way to steal my thunder, bro.

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>>27356604

>> No.27356700

>>27356604
>goes into a hail of gunfire without a helmet
>gets shot in the head
Fucking idiot.

>> No.27356719

>>27356700
Not like a helmet is all that helpful against a straight shot from a rifle anymore anyway.

>> No.27356727

>>27356719
Helmet or not, he should have stayed behind the wall.

>> No.27356740

>>27356719
Helmets were never designed to stop a bullet. They were designed to protect your head from debris and at most some flying shrapnel from something that exploded sorta close to you.

>> No.27356745

>>27356700
>>27356719
>>27356727

Well the good news is he never got to see his wife make a recovery and father an illegitimate daughter with his adopted slav-son!

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>>27356745
I know that wasn't intended to be arousing, but it was.

>> No.27356759

>>27356745
>he never got to see his wife make a recovery and have an illegitimate daughter with his adopted slav-son!

Fixed

The entire sentence took a kinky and horrifying turn with that one mistake.

>> No.27356775

>>27356752
OH FUCK NO. NOT THAT AGAIN.

>> No.27356795

>>27356752
Having never watched this show, this doesn't really do anything for me.

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>>27356752
>nana's everyday life

>>27356795
It's the end of a long, painful web comic, in which a little girl loses all her limbs, her parents TWICE, faces a hundred other horrible things, then get organ harvested and left to die in any alley.
Before expiring, she gets to meet an adorable kitten who freezes to death overnight.

>> No.27356851

>>27356589
>>27356569
>>27356547

So goddamn brilliant

>> No.27356852

>>27356831
oh my god that was sad right up until the kitten when it became hilarious

>> No.27356854

>>27356831
Wow, the description of that comic alone inspires me to Falcun Ponch the creator.

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>>27356795
I never watched the show either, but NED had me crying bitch tears at 2 in the morning after I marathoned the fucking thing.

>> No.27356866

>>27356831
Yeah, I guess that would be pretty sad to follow.

>> No.27356883
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>>27356852
It's not funny.

>> No.27356901
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>> No.27356910

>>27356883
hahaha that's fantastic. Can you do the one where her parents die twice? I could use some comedic material.

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>>27356883

>> No.27356922

>>27356831

It goes a bit too far with the sadness imo. I got jaded to it really quickly

>> No.27356925

>>27356700
I'm curious why, in 2013, he's joining a PMC(even though he seems to have absolutely zero experience as a soldier when PMCs are picky as shit) and somehow ending up in the shit in whatever-stan, and more importantly, getting so terribly outgunned by what one can assume are Taliban.

Taliban don't win firefights, not against anyone who knows what they're doing. And that's even before you count the fact that the two fuckers should have just bunkered down and waited for backup, which shouldn't be long in coming because PMCs work checkpoints and relatively populated/secure areas.

It's a bunch of contrived situations that make zero sense to have the character end up in a combat situation so he can die, guns blazing, which is retarded.

>> No.27356927
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>>27356901
>Is this comedy?

>> No.27356936

>>27356883
you're right. It's just stupid.
It's not really sad because it's so incredibly stupid,

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>>27356910

>> No.27356950

>>27354502
Needs more rain and fire.

>> No.27356957
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>>27356910
Oh, no, her parents only die once. Then she lives with her uncle for a while, who rapes, abuses, and ultimately throws her out on the street. Then she gets adopted by a loving young couple, everything is nice, and they walk over around the corner to buy her some icecream, leaving her on a park bench for just a few minutes.
They get mugged and shot. She's left there for a while. Then her uncle finds her again and sells her to the organ harvesters. Then this.

>> No.27356970

>>27356950
And Mr. Potato Head noses.

>> No.27356974

>>27356925

Yeah, the story really just presses buttons without really understanding what is going on. It's like an imitation of a sad story.

>> No.27356986

>>27356831
I've never liked shit like this, because it tries to tug at your heartstrings by heaping tragedy after tragedy on the character in an attempt to solicit empathy and guilt.

Tragedy is far better done with a solid build up and then one, single terrible element that alters the character's life forever.

>> No.27356996

>>27356957
>They get mugged and shot.
Not exactly. The guy who adopted her was supposed to kill her, but quit the organization he worked for to live with her and his wife. Later, they showed back up and killed him and his wife to take her back.

>> No.27357000

>>27356957

Another problem I have with the story is how long she keeps her "innocent" attitude without showing a source for this mentality.

>> No.27357024

>>27356974
Exactly. He's just throwing a bunch of sad shit at you and hoping it'll mean something. Thing after thing after thing, trying to get a hit on your empathy through sheer volume rather than doing one thing well.

>> No.27357025

>>27356986

I agree. You can't just smash SAD BUTTONS. People will get jaded.

>> No.27357034

>>27356974
>It's like an imitation of a sad story.
It feels like they ran down a checklist.
>Crummy childhood...check
>Miscarriage...check
>Sterility...check
>Dead dog...check
>Cancer...check
>Dead hero dad...check
>Alright, now slap the name Nicholas Sparks on the cover and call it a day.

>> No.27357035

>>27356986
Their marriage going to shit and ending in one of them committing suicide after the still birth would have been better

>> No.27357049

>>27357025
Not only will they get jaded, but it ends up just feeling unrealistic and forced.

Building empathy requires the audience to identify with the situation and sympathize.

>> No.27357051

>>27356986
Its a bit like reading Kafka, really. You know things are just going to get worse, but you have to keep reading anyways.

>> No.27357052

>>27357024

Or not even having the volume be done well.

>> No.27357060

>>27356146
>I hope you all die.
We will, Anon, we all will, I assure you. But I'm not rushing it personally.

>> No.27357071

>>27357035
Right, THEN he gets drunk as fuck, before taking the deal to try and get his son some college money, since he can barely cover the house and their bills on his own. Then he gets shot.

>> No.27357081

>>27357034

It also bugged me how the two people were "attractive couple." It makes me paranoid that they were designed to be attractive to draw even more empathy.

>> No.27357082

>>27357035
It would certainly be better done, yes. But that would still take a lot of working with, because you need to draw the tragedy out, rather than just slap it on in the end.

>> No.27357111

>>27357071

Yeah, tragedies are stronger when you see the character fall.

Bonus points if they realize their own wickedness.

>> No.27357153

>>27357051
But the point is that you know it's just randomly going to get worse, so there's nothing to be gained in there.

Sure, you get some superficial feelings from it, but mostly it just doesn't mean anything.

I mean, compare Nana to Seymour. Which one really tugs are your heartstrings more? Which one do you really, really feel bad about?

The former is about a billion horrible things happening to a little girl that didn't deserve it for mostly pointless reasons, while the latter is about one bad thing happening to a couple characters and the true tragedy comes from their reactions to the situation.

>> No.27357267

>>27357051

Kafka was obscure and expressionist. NED doesn't really seem that way to me. Kafka excelled at depressing and unusual situations that managed to tug at your mind in uncomfortable ways. It explored bizarre situations, however, dower... that primally feel 'wrong' and create unease. Though there's plenty of interpretations of what his works were influenced by and perhaps reference... ultimately, I think his greatest strength was allowing the reader to ask "why am I disturbed?" and providing no answers.

NED by contrast seems strikingly hamfisted. Sure, it might be Schadenfreude, but I don't really feel uncomfortable looking at it. I don't really care.

try Gottfried Benn for another example of expressionism aus Deutschland that is exceedingly uncomfortable. In Benn's case, though... it's pretty easy to figure out why.

>> No.27357330

>>27355146
god DAMN it now i'm crying for real

>> No.27357355

>>27357267
>but I don't really feel uncomfortable looking at it. I don't really care.
because Nana isn't a person, or a character. She's a bad dead baby joke, repeated over and over.

The proper reaction to NED is boredom and mild annoyance.

>> No.27357402

>>27357355
>Nana isn't a person, or a character

This, she becomes an avatar of suffering.

>> No.27357417

>>27355146
>>27357330
I don't get it! haha!
I don't... I don't get it!

>> No.27357434

>>27355146
>>27357330
I don't get it.

>> No.27357459

>>27357417
>>27357434
This was the very last strip of Calvin and Hobbes.

>> No.27357492

Perhaps I've been here for too long. I look at all these and feel nothing. Like - I understand why people feel sad about these stories and wouldn't mock them for it, but I can't relate myself.

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>> No.27357506
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>> No.27357544
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>> No.27357550

>>27357492

Sometimes you need a real drama, something long and crafted.

Other times you need self-reflection or to create your own story.

>> No.27357567

>>27357459
o-oh

>> No.27357577

>>27357459

And?

>> No.27357587

>>27349842
how long will it be? I have work in four hours

captcha: many meetins

>> No.27357626

>>27357577
The strip ran from 85-95 and when it ended it was a piece of your childhood ending.

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>> No.27357675
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>>27357645

>Alice

Don't... No, Anon, I can't fucking deal with Alice, anything but Alice, please...

>> No.27357684

>>27357645
Where is this image from?

>> No.27357701

>>27357645
Hey look a website for that!
http://www.rpgsolo.com/

>> No.27357715

>>27357506
You know, that one always felt overwrought and trying too hard to me, even before I knew what a massive faggot Bromont was.

>> No.27357721
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>>27357684
Its and edit of this pic.

>Alice: Happy birthday to me.

>> No.27357739

>>27357645

This makes me sad.

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>>27357675
Alice a shit. Sad robots are where its at.

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>>27357645

>> No.27357756
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>> No.27357770

>>27356276
>Reed's head at the end
every fucking time

>> No.27357771

>>27357626

Ok, makes sense

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>> No.27357793

>>27357746

Too funny

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>> No.27357810

>>27357781

Seriously, it taps into dark comedy way too well to be sad

>> No.27357818

>>27354750
That got retconned, but still. Fuck you.

>> No.27357829
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>>27357810
And yet, I still feel more sympathy for him than I do for SO SAD KAWAII GRRL #4334354

>> No.27357831
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27357831

>No one is left. Everything is gone. Kharak is burning.

>> No.27357877

>>27357829

Yeah, same here. It taps into the idea of being sad but being unable to fix your sadness, as though it is your destiny by design is to be sad.

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>> No.27358027

>>27356925
I found it amusing. I was with it right up until the firefight, at which point I burst out laughing. I just couldn't anymore.

>> No.27358041

>>27355455
Judging from the pose it looked like he wanted to look her in the eyes, or similar.

>> No.27358044

>>27357831
its okay! we'll just steal all their ships and fuck em with 20 frigates~

>> No.27358097

Haha! You guys can't make me sad!

>> No.27358115

>>27358097

Knock Knock.

>> No.27358121

>>27358097
You know it's your fault she left. You try to deny it, but you could have been just a little bit better. It doesn't make you a bad person, but it's the truth.

>> No.27358147

>>27358097

Of course not.

Only you can make yourself sad.

>> No.27358150

>>27358115
...who's there?

>> No.27358158

>>27358150

No one.

You will die sad and alone.

>> No.27358164
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>>27357675

spare the rod, etc.

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>>27358121

>> No.27358182

>>27358158
Wait, if there's no one, who was knocking on the door?

>> No.27358195

>>27358182

Lonely people often start to imagine things after years of solitude.

>> No.27358213
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>>27358164
Who is this Alice? And where is she from?

>> No.27358282

>>27358213
touhou.

>> No.27358283

>>27358213
Touhou.

Touhou is basically write your own setting, and there's tons of interpretations of characters.

The official story on Alice is that she's a magician who lives in a magic forest spending all her time doing research on making a living doll. On a normal day, she basically rarely talks to anyone, spending most of her time alone. Even if people show up at her house, she'll invite them in and basically just keep doing what she's doing and not really talk to them.

Some people take this as her being an extremely shy and lonely girl.

>> No.27358308

>>27356237
No. That's too fucking far.

>> No.27358364

>>27355193
Is this Monster Hunter or something?

>> No.27358386
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>>27358213

Alice Margatroid, from the Touhou Project (long story short a series of bullet-hell [Galaga-style] games programmed by one drunken japanese dude that've spawned a metric fuckton of fanworks about the characters because they're funny and the setting is amusing and NEEEEERDS write about them.)

So this Alice is a magician that specializes in fighting by controlling a bunch of dolls on magic strings. She lives in a house deep in the forest which is just fucking jam packed with creepy fucking dolls and she's generally creepy as fuck, but underneath that and the bad attitude there's a timid girl who's terribly lonely.

Her "best" doll is named "Shanghai" and is semi-autonomous, but in the end is just a very good clockwork-and-blinkenlights construction. Her over-riding obsession is to create a fully-autonomous doll; which opens the door to all sorts of Pygmalionesque psychoanalysis with a side-helping of Asmovian angst.

>> No.27358399

>>27358213
Shes a toothoot who plays with dolls or some shit. And has a dick, I think. All toothoots have dicks.

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>>27358386

And if that's not enough; the basic premise of "cute slender blonde who acts all tough and independent but is secretly a coward" must push just the right buttons in the Japanese psyche, because by-volume Alice porn doujins have the highest concentration of straight-up rape out of any character. Whatever it is about Alice, people love to see her horribly abused and victimized.

>> No.27358441

>>27358399

I know you don't have a dick

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>>27358399

crix pls
pls crix

>> No.27358710

>>27358386
>>27358434

Isn't there an official sourcebook that says that she entertains kids at festivals with puppet shows or somesuch?

It's popular to portray her as lonely and timid, but that might just be exaggerating certain aspects of her character more than others.

>> No.27358805

>>27358710

Don't ruin my fantasy of giving Alice a nice, long warm hug anon.

>> No.27358830

>>27358805
If she plays with kids she might be into that shit

>> No.27358897

>>27349842
>Make a balanced level 3 pathfinder character, nothing too powerful.
>pathfinder
>balanced

hhehheheh

hhehehe

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>27358457
Cirno a shit.

Pic should be pretty on topic considering how /jp/ it just got.
>you will never live in Gensokyo
>unbreakable devil's contract doesn't protect outsiders anyway
>live in fear of discovery for life
>even fairies would be a threat

Being human outsider is suffering.

>> No.27358972

>>27353850
So many fa/tg/uys in the military.

Why does this frighten me.

>> No.27359027

>>27358972
Guys in the military have two things.

Lots of disposable income and lots of free time.

Not all of us end up as nerds, but there's a fair number, even among shit like the infantry.

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>>27358213
Stay out of Touhou, son. That shit will grab hold of you and never let go.

>> No.27359060

>>27358927
>Implying Gensekyo wouldn't stand a chance against our superior technology.
>Neil Armstrong fucked up the moon, we can most certainly fuck up Gensekyo

>> No.27359072

>>27359060
There's a reason why everyone fights using danmaku.

>> No.27359088

>>27359027
My local GW is the closest to camp pendelton so we get a metric fuckton of marines in there. I can remember at least 10 off the top of my head who are regulars plus all the one timers. We also have a corpsman, I think a guy in the army who was in armor, and a guy in military intel (cant remember what branch).

TL:DR there are a lot more military /tg/ guys than one would think.

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>>27359072
It's because they know they'd be fucked if we decided to drop in.

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>>27359137
actually its because they have a worse case of MAD then we do. gap youkai could just gap all the incoming bullets, bombs, and nukes and send them back at their countries of origin. a couple can litterally not be killed and respawn basically instantly. faeries are immportal and basically can't be killed permanently either unless you turn the terrain into a hellscape, and even then that might just produce fire faeries. one touhou holds the fate of the entire human race in the palm of her hands and another can stop time, rip out the heart of every general, and steal the minute's for the war councils meeting. gensokyo is basically a death world.

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>>27359414
No, see, that's not why.

Youkai want you to think that's why, because they're insufferable assholes with inferiority complexes.

If the outside world is so easily preyed on by them, why does everyone stay in Gensekyo?

Why did Kanako, Suwako, and Sanae come running for Gensekyo?

They'll tell you it's because of waning faith, but that's just the excuse.

The gods were terrified of us. They feared the power humans had begun to master. And so they ran.

And remember, Neil Armstrong fucked up the moon.

>> No.27359525

>>27359495
HFY pls go

>> No.27359528

>>27359495
>tips fedora

>> No.27359557

>>27359528
I don't think anything is more fedoralordy than toothoots. Maybe if you found a way to combine them with Black Science Man.

>> No.27359568

>>27359525
Hey, ZUN himself has talked about the Lunar project concealing a war between the Earth and the Moon.

>> No.27359581

>>27359568
Thats not how it went nigga. Read Silent Sinners in Blue to get a grasp on lunarians.

>> No.27360456

>>27355879
i cri evrtime

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>>27359495
>>27359414
>>27358927

There's some fanfiction site for touhou where someone wrote (is writing?) a crossover involving an "average 3.5 wizard" in Gensokyo.

And in one of the most recent updates Neil Armstrong bitchslapped the lunarian character with a table. IIRC.

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Op here, I posted this last night, the game didn't go ahead due to lack of players. I am Dming it next Sunday as 7Pm GMT+1 incase anybody is interested. You can find the game on roll20 by searching for pathfinder, D&D3.5 the name of the campaign is called "Europe and the Faith 2066 (GMT+1)"

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>mfw this thread

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>> No.27361631

>>27361195
OP, you still there?
Might wanna join up, but I still want to ask a few things. First up, this game is set in the "real world" furture, right? So do I have to expect a shadowrunish tech level, only with a more post-apocalyptic feel to the world(seeing as most of the world is apparently overrun by demons and such)? Also on the topic of weaponry - this is 2066, after all - are CC weapons like swords and spears and shit still in use, or is it primarily firearms? You write that we should go 4d6, remove the lowest for our stats - how do I prove to you that I rolled the stats I rolled? Should I attach a screenshot from dndiceroller or somesuch when I send you the email? And, most importantly, is helpful comrade in this game?

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>> No.27361695

>>27357645
Why would you post this... I miss my friends.

>> No.27361727

>>27356206
Damnit, fuck off, boner!

>> No.27362729

>>27361642
POST MOAR

Or at least give source

>> No.27363721

>>27361642
C'mon, we need more

>> No.27363725

>>27356604
The sad sad tale of a world full of people with no noses where their bodily proportions change every second.

>> No.27363981

>>27354750
Every time I try to let Futurama make me feel a feel, all I can think about is Leela and how poorly she's written for.

>> No.27364787

>>27362729

I'm not the op, but: http://www.hipflask.com/Elephantmen-1-2nd-printing-p/em001.htm

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