/tg/ - Traditional Games

No shame. I willingly prostrate myself before my Grave Pact queen. I know that if I die, she won't let it be in vain.

pic related

If your underpants don't get sticky when you see this guy, then I'm sorry but there is something wrong with you.

I tossed one off on Elvish Archer once.

>>27219040
Too bad his card sucks.

>>27219040
You have good taste anon

>>27218999

My Waifu

pic related.

>>27218999
i like your taste, sir.
here's mine

One of my favorite decks.

inb4 elesh norn

>>27218948
dredge player feels dude.
dredge player feels.

>>27219279
norn is a shit

>>27219040
2bald4me

>>27219040
He looks better in green

Don't judge me.

>>27220133
furfag, please.

>>27220133
>dat ass

>>27220133
I know your pains.

>no big-ass tited womyn
>no much women
>no bimbos everywhere
>ALL THESE HUSBANDOS
this isn't /tg/ is it?

I'd find a way to avoid getting her head crushed by the maw of the lhurgoyf if given the chance ;_;

Blue Braids is best waifu.

Oh and green Kamahl.

It is completely normal and appropriate to stare at Damia's chest when talking to her. Keep that in mind.

Shame that the Orzhov ghosts only get to tap that sweet angel booty.

>>27222682
Does that mean she get's all flustered and blushy if an Indestructible sumbitch looks her in the face?

>>27222758
She's a gorgon.

>>27222055
I feel you anon

>>27222758
Indeed.

>"Oh... Hey Tajic."
>"Sup, babe?"
>"Oh... N- nothing..."
>"I just got back from the gym. Got a killer workout today. Hey you still hanging out with that weird Mimeoplasm dude?"
>"H- his name is Mark..."
>"Oh, cool. Well I'll catcha later, babe!"
>"B- bye..."

>>27222870
That is a pretty masculine card, I like it

That pose says it all.
Hes ready to take it.

My waifu.

>>27225712
My brother of African descent.

>>27221953
/totally gay/

i'm not seeing a problem.

I have two

Can't believe no one has said Garruk or Ajani

Liliana George Vess Takei.

>>27225990

The hat is a little silly, but everything else is so relevant to my interests.

>>27226425
That would be a lot hotter if there was a little glow near Chandra's crotch.

Carpet needs to match the drapes.

>>27226429
>dat hat
I wouldn't be surprised if Magic 2015 didn't hand it out as a pre-order bonus for use in TF2.

>>27226477
WOULD be surprised. I am a moron.

>>27226476
So does it burn when she pees?

>>27226429
Elesh Norn is an impractical waifu.

With all that flayed flesh on her torso, you'd need to buy new sheets every day on account of the blood stains.

>>27226614
Or, you know, just buy dark red or black sheets once and don't worry about the blood.

>>27226614
>Sheets
>Not making love in the decrepit remains of a large, porcelain, multiple-person shower in an abandoned insane asylum
Get on my level.

>>27225990
dammit why no elspethxchandra.

elspeth > lils

>>27226614
>not staying at her place instead
You're missing half the benefit of waifuing the ruler of an evil empire if you don't live in her palace.

>Sheoldred will never tie you up and force herself on you

>>27226819
Like throwing a hotdog through a hallway full of deadly spikes.

>>27226819
'Specially now 'cause she's dead.

wish the art were a tad crisper

>>27226476
Chandra's Phoenix concept sketches confirm your theory

>>27226910
wat? when did she die?

>>27226867
read that as a hallway of deadly spiders

>>27226614
Also the bit where she flays you alive and uses your body parts to make one or more entirely separate organisms and/or robots.

>>27226918
I bet her vagina is like a cheese grater.

>>27226985
It was speculated that she and the Red Praetor are dead; either due to Elesh Norn manning the fuck up and taking over the other factions, or because Koth blew them all up.
One or the two.

>>27227054
I'm sure she could just transmute that

If not, well mouths are fine too I suppose

>>27226985
Read and learn
http://www.wizards.com/Magic/magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/ur/263

Grull have the best waifu

>>27226918
She and the Shrike, they're made for each other!

>>27227198
I don't think it's worth the risk of catching Burning-Tree.

>>27227265
I'd burn my skin on that tree, if you know what I mean.

>>27227265
Ha made me laugh

>>27227168
>Elesh Norn killed Sheoldred and Urabrask
Fuuuu-

>tfw no qt3.14 angel gf

>>27227441
Urabrask I'm unhappy about. Sheoldred was always boring to me and, in-fluff, wasn't even really a permanent fixture anyway (what with black Phyrexia being a constant backstabby fight for dominance and her having some serious competitors).

>>27227441
With all the Praetors possibly dead this might mean we could get all new ones!
All girl ones!

>>27227441
Well, at least the best waifu won.

>>27227489
Urbrask was an idiot though.
He tried to ally with his enemies who would have nothing to do with him. Tried to destroy him.

>>27227541
Urabrask was a Phyrexian with a (seriously developmentally stunted) heart due purely to philosophical metaphysics, and that is cool and interesting. That's all.

Rebecca Guay's Serra Angel of course.

The fact that this art isn't even used just turns me on.

>>27218948
Why do people say husbando for the male equivalent of waifu? If it's based on the japanese pronunciation, shouldn't it be hazuban?

Best waifu

Best lifeu

>>27227168
I just want to hug Elspeth so badly now.

>>27219040
>something wrong with you

Must be my penis, combined with my heterosexuality. I swear, I should have never mixed those two together.

>>27220133
>>27221559
No regrets and no remorse.

She's a qt.

>>27227701
more like spellslutter

>>27227763
Do sphinxes REALLY need to have human-looking breasts? christ.

>>27227788
I will fight you

Serra really knew what she was doing when she crafted these beautiful champions of justice. I would be honored to be one's lover.
...I like the sphinxes she made in an alternate timeline, too. Don't judge.

I think she's pretty nice to be around.

>>27227837
deal
winner tops

>>27227863
>delicious fluffy stoner bird girl
Mein neger.

>>27227863
>>27227927
Too bad she's an illusion.

>>27227971
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnfHdZrmMAw

>>27227863
>someone actually saved my custom cards
You made my day, anon.

>>27227788
That's how I read it...

>>27228039
I can tell you even more.
This is actually one of two custom cards i've ever saved.

Phage

cant touch this!

>>27228340
>That gorgeous, soft pale skin.
Hnnnngh

>>27228353
>that +4str

>>27228340
>One foot on the ground

I love that picture but it looks like she's falling down drunk.

>>27222682
muh nigga

Hottie with the body

>dem sideburns

>>27228400
Huh, so I guess white mana is intoxicating.

>>27218948
SIgh, shameful

>that feel when no average phyrexian waifu

>>27228340
>those wings in the background
All this time I never noticed them.

>>27218948
Elspeth... when are you coming home?

I'm not ashamed

>>27226819
>You will never pop Sheoldred out of her spider mecha thing.

>>27228878
>no eyelids
That's gotta suck.

>>27238335
There's nothing alive to protect your eyes from so it's not like you're gonna need them.

>>27234194
>Aunt Flow as your waifu
Really?

>>27238403
What about dust and dryness?

>>27238472
Meh, if they break replace them.

>>27238472
Phyrexian oil motherfucker!

>>27238472
Since it looks like her tears are made of oil, I don't think there'd be a problem of dryness. That stuff never evaporates.

>>27222832
>tits

Back the fuck up. That's a girl?

>>27238940
Nah, those are spike repositories, in case any spikes need replacement due to spikes.

>>27239052
Oh good. Thought my eyesight was going

>>27226425
>>27225990
More Chandra than Liliana (bitch.) for me.

>>27227257

Holy shit that is EXACTLY what I pictured The Shrike looking like.

>>27227441

Waaaaait a minute, it doesn't say they're dead.

"Although the resistance had limited access to information, we believed Elesh Norn had dominated Urabrask's and Sheoldreds' domains. So we focused our energies on destroying her."

Sounds like those two are more likely just subservient rather than dead.

And let's face it, Elesh Norn is by far the most likely to become the "face" of Phyrexia from here on out anyway.

Yes. He's a hottie.

>>27239503
I liked that the Shrike had no problems with murdering it's replacements.
Best time-travelling murder-robo.

Other Praetors are smalltime

>>27219104

The fuck is wrong with her foot

She really is all the waifus I ever need. She even makes me any waifu she needs!

>>27239541
But if you slept with him, you might end up with a bad case of hedrons.

>>27239831
>This creature is every waifu at all times.

>>27239649
Dick goes where?

>>27240236
Where doesn't it go?

>>27240236
Anywhere he wants. Tip: he's not called 'auger' for nothing.

>no thalia

do you even play white?

>>27228535
Husbando Planeswalker

...I'm not apologizing.

>>27240761
Not even for that typo?

>>27239649
Who could possibly love Jin Gitaxias?

>spiky
>physically genderless
>basically a mechanical version of Tzeentch

>>27218948
1) Akroma (panther legs or regular, but especially the art from Onslaught Pacifism)
2) Chandra
3) Lilliana

Fucking love this little guy. He makes such great cannon fodder for my cards that require a sacrifice.

Even furries aren`t this weird.

>>27242439
As far as I can tell, the only really weird ones *are* furries.

>>27242465
Considering even furries would find half this shit weird, I doubt it

>>27242554
What, the anons that want to bone Phyrexians?

I dunno, maybe I encountered H.R. Giger art at too young an age, but I've never seen anything odd about that.

>feather will never ever ever have a card made of her

>>27242663
My comrade of generic African lineage.

>>27240324
...you're joking, right?

>Augur
>noun
>noun: augur;plural noun: augurs
>(in ancient Rome) a religious official who observed natural signs, esp. the behavior of birds, interpreting these as an indication of divine approval or disapproval of a proposed action.

>Auger
>noun
>noun: auger;plural noun: augers
>a tool with a helical bit for boring holes in wood.

>>27242972
It's called a 'pun'.

>>27218948
I'm a straight male, and yet...

>>27242331
I know, isn't it glorious!

>>27225485
I have him and Aurelia in my Boros deck. Husbando and waifu together.

I feel no shame at all

>>27239260

This. and I'm not even into females

>>27243046
And they can swing with the new Boros legend couple from Theros.

>>27243046
>Aurelia
>Not a massive bitch

See >>27242663

>>27243074
Polygamy: the perfect intersection of red's free spirit and white's order.

>>27243076
No card and no art means she can't be in the deck. Shit angels also not allowed, Sorry Razia.

>>27243013
The Izzet swagger is too great.

>>27239649

>Buy NP box
>Open two Jins
>Same day, at the fraternity/club house
>Friend is selling some of his PR boosters to the eager fa/tg/uys who didn't pre-order
>Buy one
>It's another Jin Gitaxias
>From that day, whenever I open a binder or look through a pile, he's there
>Watching
>Judging
>THINKING

Jin p-please, we can't.

She's an efficient flyer, and she gains me life every time a creature dies or a card gets discarded. What more could you want?

Plus, she's hot.

>>27243076

>I don't know who feather is
ftfy

TRUTH

JUSTICE

AND FINE ASS

get on my level (beneath teysa's feet)

>>27244626
And her hot, hot cousin. Orzhov is all about head bitches in thrones

>>27244692
Wait, is she drinking gargoyle spit?

>>27244742
Yeah, it tastes like Fanta and it lets you stall a game forever

I have no shame

>>27244692
Oh, she's actually kinda gross up close

>>27244792
It's just cause her hair's a little bit messy. She's probably been up all night. If she let it down she's look fine

also: >implying power isn't sexy

>Colors I like
>A big Fuck You to Eldrazi
What more could I ask for

I actually found one of these in a bin at a consignment shop after seeing it on /tg/. Got some weird looks buying it

>>27228535

"Here, hold my balls."

>>27242331
>>27242331
Well, he's a cold, inhuman monster that I know would do cruel things to me with those sharp steel claws of his, so...

>>27244175
Aurelia IS a massive bitch, and she kicked out Feather because Feather wasn't enough of a bitch. What's your point?

>>27243172
It is, indeed, too great to resist.

I am shocked that this hasn't already been posted yet.

>>27246965
>in my Modern Taxes deck
>dodges Path to Exile
>have to doublebolt her to kill her
Every time. Nobody ever sees it coming, then I get to UNLEASH THE MOTHERFUCKING FURY.

>>27218948
Fucking Draven Demon dude. That's my husbando, step off

>>27246307

Oh, my bad, my friend. That was meant for >>27243118

>>27247265
>Supercars_returns_to_earth.jpg

>>27247265
What variant of Taxes are you running that can support RRR?

>>27247265

o man I miss the morph stuff. Did they reprint blistering firecat, or goblin sharpshooter. Those were fun cards.

>>27247367
Any. Your Vials get around counters and leave you mana open, so morphing her then flickering her is a fairly simple matter. All it comes down to is knowing when to do it and when to side her out. That build should also be running Resto Angels for full flickering shenanigans.

I would ride her all day

>>27247470
Yeah, modern has Akroma and that dude that retargets spells. I was trying out a UW taxes version that used Vendilion Clique and Spellstutter Sprite as flicker targets, along with a few other useful morph cards to draw fire off Akroma (since game two it's fairly easy to tell when she's coming).

Haven't gotten a hold of all the cards yet, but it seems fun.

>>27247334
Well...to be fair, he's right. Feather has no card and no art.

>>27227572
>Implying Urabrask won't turn to the forces of Justice and and travel the multiverse to right the wrongs
>With Sheoldred reluctantly helping him since she has no where to go anyway

Yes it would basically be this. With Moe starscream as an ally.

>>27228340
Zooey Deschanel

>>27239541
I want a Hedron Crab plushie, complete with hedron.

Don't look at me like that, take one look at the fucker and tell me he isn't adorable

>>27226429
>>27243054
I don't even play magic, but both of these get me hard regardless of context.

I have the distinct impression it would be the worst place in the setting to be, but goddamn, I wanna be in a nice tight threesome with these two.

>>27246307
>and she kicked out Feather because Feather wasn't enough of a bitch.
Actually, she kicked her out because Feather was disgraced. She had majority support too.

my waifu can beat up your waifu mate

>fights on the frontline with her men
>delicious +4 str
>implying she wouldn't be a tiger in the sheets.
>bitch

>>27248292
There's a reason Firemanes started leaving the guild under Aurelia. Basically, she was a crazy bitch who decided the way Razia and Feather ran Boros wasn't hardcore enough, and browbeat anyone who disagreed until they let her have her way.

>>27227470
My good Friend who shares a similar appreciation for armored women with wings

>>27238452
This made me sigh-chuckle

>>27248550
Boros as a whole got more hardcore, even without Aurelia, considering that Aurelia didn't single handedly off Feather, having a lot of support for her cause.

Waifu.

>>27248964
The smartest waifu on Ravnica.

None better.

Best husbando
Would SCIENCE with

>>27248964
I wish her coloring was better, the background washes out her and screws it up.

I could get down with an alternate art, but that shit too unappealing

>>27249083
Gee, I don't know, it's like... you get him Curious, tap him once and it's over...

>>27219040
>Dat ass face

>>27249197
That is totally a 'hnnng' face, I bet he's using all his willpower to not jizz his battlekilt.

>>27249083
Like....like Biology anon?

hnnnnnggg

>>27226429
Ummmm, it's not a hat. That's the way her head is. Kind of an exoskeleton, like on her chest, hips and arms.

>>27249260
>twins/triplets
Best fetish

>>27239260
My neighbour.

I'd like to be her spirit guide, if you know what I mean.

I liked Windgrace

>>27227168
Fuck not Urabrask, he was the best Praetor.

>>27222090

She flickers my penis.

>>27222090
This gentleman has excellent taste. Hell, I'd even do crazy Black Braids.

>>27222090
>tfw playing EDH with your waifu as your commander
>tfw you get sad when she dies

>>27249799
NO BODY
NO KILL

>>27222055
Apparently jumping through time and space while being chased by the lhurgoyf gives you a great ass. Just look at it.

>>27249799
She's probably taken the Oxxidia range, but I'm sure the Furnace Layer is safe and secure. ;_;

>>27249083
MtG has some pretty neat looking dragons

I don't give a damn about what some random wizards article says, she and Urabro are still top dogs.

She compleats me.

Liliana, mainly because of this one picture. Hnng.

Just look at the size of her 'equipment'.

>>27248192
>I have the distinct impression it would be the worst place in the setting to be, but goddamn, I wanna be in a nice tight threesome with these two.
odd you say that, because having a platinum angel with you is one of the few ways you could have sex Elesh Norn.

>>27250555

>>27244930
Holy shit I had forgotten Magic used to be good.

>>27250959
Just imagine, Platinum Angel is probably the greatest wingman in the world.

Want to bang a phyrexian? Go right ahead, you could have a few dozen poison counters and be fine. Succubus? Nah, it's cool bro, your soul is safe. Yeah, that sexy dragon lady is looking a lot more attractive with the ultimate condom sitting next to you. Fire elemental? Go ahead. Holy angel of righteous fury won't burn your dick off now.

>>27251155

>>27251155
I'd give anything to be corrupted by her. ;_;

>>27251352
... Better give her darksteel plate, just to be safe.

No love for a certain Wayne Reynolds ninja?

>>27251352
I'm getting the distinct impression that Platinum Angel is somehow more powerful than the picture makes her appear to be... All the more reason for the boner, I suppose.

>>27250540
Why is she so goddamn perfect.
Would you let her stick her tail thing in you?

>>27251874
Well, her tail thing looks like it has spiky bits on it, so that might not be the best idea.

>>27251352
>yfw Platinum Angel protects you from getting killed by, and knows all about your kinky sexual escapades, but secretly wants your dick.

>>27251962
>tfw I have Menarch turn me into an artifact so I can finally be with my platinum waifu.
>tfw it's worth it.

>>27251542
>being attracted to anything drawn by Wayne Reynolds

...ew. Seriously, I can believe the people who want to pork phyrexians, but who in their right mind would actually be attracted to Reynold's crappy art?

>>27251962
>tfw I have Memnarch turn me into an artifact so I can finally be with my platinum waifu.
>tfw it's worth it.

>>27251962
That'd explain why she isn't doing anything about the pain, only the actual injuries.

>>27251874
No.

I would let her disengage her actual body from the monstrous spider thing, and wrap around me like a creepy chitinous lamia.

>>27251949
Well, not all of it, the tip doesn't look as pointed.
>yfw Sheoldred can ride you like she rides that spider crab

>Eonowers columns

My column goes eonower, I tell ya whut.

>>27252040
>wrap around me like a creepy chitinous lamia
That's incredibly relevant to my interests.

>>27252067
He's so fucking suave, I swoon over him like a teenage girl swoons over a boy band.

9/10 best husbando

>>27251962
>>27252035
>Implying she's not getting the dick too. I'm equal oppertunity.
>Implying the pain isn't half the fun.
>Implying I'm not expecting at least half of the pain to be from the Platinum Angel herself.

The purest waifu in all of Ravnica.

>>27252369
I agree. There is no waifu as pure and as beautiful as The Law.

Same about that slut looking over her, though.

>>27244626

A man after my own heart.

So what if she's a cripple?

It makes her more genuine.

>>27252401
>Lavinia
>fights Rakdos whores
>slut
Nope. Pure maiden

>>27252504
Everyone's a dirty whore when they're being sized up to The Law. Lavinia is human, and therefore imperfect.

I prefer my waifu to be damaged goods.

I can't actually decide, all i know is i fucking love multicoloured chicks.

>>27252958
I forgot all about Jhoira, she's such a q t!

I hope you and your waifus are happy together, anon.

>Pale hair
>Pale Skin
>Dark makeup

My dick can't handle pale gothic hotties. It goes nuclear.

>>27254398
I love the fact that an angel wears dark makeup and has such a gothic look to her.

>>27252578
damaged goods are best goods, its a fact

>>27254398
>Spent ages in the helvault locked up with other demons
>Comes out looking like a slut

>>27254727
I know right? I really liked the aesthetics/art for Innistrad, I thought the dark angel look of Avacyn and her ties to the moon were really fucking cool.

>all these shit angels
best angel AND best waifu reporting in

>>27255228
But Serra wasn't an angel, you idiot. She also didn't look like that.

>>27255228
Thats not Serra you fuckwit.

>>27219040
him AND his sister
>mfw i'll never be used as a post arena butt slave for kamahl then tossed aside then later picked up and nursed back to full strength by his sister, only to be used even harder than before, then later dying and being brought back by phage and used as a footstool,.

god damn /tg/ what the fuck have you done to me...

>>27255339
There are stranger fetishes out there. Just tonight, I saw a man having sex with another man's penis.

>>27227845
>Haven't played Magic since Urza Block
>Started up again last week.
>Found out Serra Angels' have been replaced by some baneslayer whore

It's just not the same anymore.

>>27255396
baneslayer was printed once and was a mistake. they're not going to print her again in a non-promotional form

>>27255417
>mistake
What do you mean?

>>27255436
she's so significantly better than most 5CMC creatures that it's game-breaking. sure she dies to removal, but she's still an insane value card. when the only way you can counter a baneslayer is with another baneslayer, you know that wizards have made a mistake, and she wont be printed again because she's too format warping

>>27255533
I've already seen dozens of game-breaking cards recently, but that could be because I got 10 years of power creep to catch up on.

>>27255638
Well, game breaking cards get printed in every set, wizards always tries to push the boundaries of standard, which is good because it means more card possibilities for eternal formats too. Baneslayer isn't good enough to be played in any eternal formats, but she was so broken during standard because the environment around her was so weak in comparison to her pure value

waifu? Avacyn. Father SORIN will marry us and that teysa will be at our imortal feet together with aurelia.

>>27255697
Oh, that's a good point, I was sort of looking at it as broken across all cards. She's certainly annoying, but I was too busy being driven mad by other shit like planeswalkers (Jace in particular, fuck that guy.).

I've had more dreams and fantasies involving Scaled Wurm than any other monster.

Not fucking it, but riding it while never ending story plays in the background.

good times man.

>>27218991
You're waifu a dead

>>27258910
Death matters not to the Swarm.

Guul Draz vampires make the best waifus/husbandos.

Behold the ultimate in waifu technology!

EmraQT superior
All other waifus inferior

>>27258973
I thought you we're gay anyway. How come you have the hots for the queen of rots?

>>27222832
>>27226918
>>27227863
>>27243054

It's... It's so hard to choose... They are all best girl...

>>27261739
>MFW I will never be snuggled to eradication by mah colossal jellyfish waifu....

>>27264980
You'll probably enjoy yourself the most with the cute peacock girl smoking a hookah.

you can't resist.

Dem Lorwyn elves.
Dem fukken Lorwyn elves...

Either or.

>>27220133
>see this post, ignore it
>>27221464
>see this post, scroll back up and open image

>>27218999
Ma nigga. She's my waifu as well. Have a play mat of her.

>>27248964
I ain't straight or nothin, but I would totally marry that bitch.

Otherwise a threeway with Ral and Gideon is fine too.

>>27226552
It burns when she anythings.

>>27251700
More like the ultimate protection

>>27228127
>seriously barry, what the fuck?
gets me every time.

>>27249083
are all mtg dragons intelligent like him? sometimes i like to imagine he's just a regular dragon and all the izzet guys ask him help, he says nothing, and they're like "yes, niv-mizzet, it WOULD be a good idea to make more inventions that blow up!"

kinda like a college mascot

>>27218948

the best part of this card is the "after" art the artist drew where she was half demon and all those coin things that make her halo were broken and shoved into her skull. it was really fucked up and hot.

>>27265624
Nope, he really is just that much of a smart-ass, read the old Ravnica books they're pretty decent as far as buddy cop novels go.

>Who do you want me to be tonight, anon~

>>27261739
>>27265039
>Ah, don't touch me there, Kozilek-kun

>>27265710
Post it.

>>27261739

>>27265710
>>27266057
Bumpin' for that artwork.
Please?

Nobody here likes the idea of snuggling up to a big, muscular lion after a night of passion?

>>27267184
fae catboy fetishest pls go

>>27267266
I don't really think he could be classed as fae, to be honest.

>tfw no fathom mage's beautiful redheaded goodness

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I like you're style

I want to fuck Drana completely senseless. Or the other way around works too.