>>27250959
Just imagine, Platinum Angel is probably the greatest wingman in the world.
Want to bang a phyrexian? Go right ahead, you could have a few dozen poison counters and be fine. Succubus? Nah, it's cool bro, your soul is safe. Yeah, that sexy dragon lady is looking a lot more attractive with the ultimate condom sitting next to you. Fire elemental? Go ahead. Holy angel of righteous fury won't burn your dick off now.