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26982088 No.26982088 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

we really shouldn't get this excited with two years to go edition

Ork Clans:
Goffs, Evil Sunz, Deathskulls, Bad Moons

Confirmed and speculated classes:
Boys, Nobs, Mekboy, Painboy, Stormboy, Weirdboy

Space Marine Chapters:
Ultramarine, Space Wolves, Blood Angels, Dark Angels

Confirmed and Speculated Classes:
Tactical Marines, Devastators, Assault Marines, Apothecaries, Techmarines, Librarians

New thread, without all the bitching and whining.

Chaos Legions:
Iron Warriors

Speculated Classes:
Raptors

Eldar Craftworlds:
None so far

Speculated Classes:
Swooping Hawks, Bonesingers, Warlocks

If you want to find info, go on the website, or search for Q&A videos on youtube or look up written interviews online, some good interviews are on mmorpg.com

>> No.26982165

How come there's no terminators on the SM speculated classes?

>> No.26982221

>>26982165
It's still two years till this game comes out, most of this is speculation anyway

and seeing as OP's pic is from their website, they probably will be in it

>> No.26982229

The only SM chapters so far are the ones with their own codexes...

>> No.26982270

>>26982165
I think I recall them saying that players can buy them with requisition points.

>> No.26982317

>>26982270
I hope it's not that simple. Termie honors should be something a player should earn through blood, sweat, and tears.

>> No.26982331

Needs Necrons.

>> No.26982389

>>26982317
Let's just hope they make lightening claws (and melee termies in general) good in this game.

>> No.26982683

>>26982389
>lightning claws and other power fist derivatives
I'm imagining punching heretics in a manner similar to Batman: Arkham Asylum. I don't know whether this is good or bad.

>> No.26982715

Keep faith in the Skymother, and tyranids shall become playable!

>> No.26982773

>>26982715
>Play a gaunt in the beta
>Die over and over and over, slowly grinding biomass
>Finally get enough to access Tervigon
>You are now a mobile spawn point

>> No.26982827

>>26982715
>All text filters as SCREE and CLICK
>Auctions put up for biomorphs with biomass price tags

>> No.26982855

So the game's objectives and such will be set by high-ranking player councils, right? Does this mean that council leaders will finally get to play Chapter Master?

>> No.26982866

>>26982773
A mobile spawnpoint that is hella annoying. Hard to kill and makes gaunts a bitch to deal with.

>> No.26982874

>>26982855
>The Inquisition is investigating your chapter.

>> No.26982880
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26982880

Get your code for an unknown in game item 2 years from now.

http://www.eternalcrusade.com/claim/

Type in Red Admiral Pax 2013

>> No.26982894

>>26982855
Council fucks up. The WAAAGH!!!! has crumbled!

>> No.26982914

>>26982088
>Chaos Legions:
>Iron Warriors

My dick just got Iron Hard

>> No.26982952

>>26982855
>Be Chapter council member
>Notice that Sergeant XxPurgeHeretixX has been doing unusually well
>Promote him to Captain, grant him company command and access to sensitive mission files
>Two weeks later, all holdings have been captured by Chaos tactical genius
>YourFactionHasCrumbled.jpg
>Motherfucker was a spy from the Alpha Legion beta test all along

>> No.26982955

>>26982088
We need a name for the /tg/ clan of orks that is going to inevitably form.

Anyone have any ideas?

>> No.26982973

>>26982955
>Scraplootaz
>Top Mek
>Deffwotch
>Deff Skwadron
>Fa/tg/orks
>Needs Moar Dappa

>> No.26982976

>>26982955
The Green Text

>> No.26982992

>>26982914
>Hey, baby, here's my Iron Without. Would you like some Iron Within?

>> No.26983173

>>26982973
>Top Mek

Oh dear Emperor

>> No.26983249
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26983249

>>26982973

>> No.26983335

>>26982973
we've got to use top mek

>> No.26983336

Is it heresy to want an Imperial Guard faction featuring Gaunt's Ghosts as a playable skin?

>> No.26983686

>Top Mek confirmed for best name.

>Top Mek:
>Nothing but Mekboys. Mekboys as far as the eye can see.
>Shock Attack Guns.
>Shock Attack Guns misfiring everywhere.
>Glorious.

>> No.26983713

>>26983336

No...I do wish for Guard.

>> No.26983800

>>26983686
>Warband leaders are named Orkson, Hammork, and Kaptin Slow
>One of them carts around a tiny, white, and speed-addicted squig

>> No.26983812

Da Boyz Wivout Bordaz

>> No.26983827

>>26983800

DEY SEZ 'E DREW A MUSTACHE ON CREED.

ALL WE KNO' E'S CALLED DA SQUIG!

>> No.26983850
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26983850

>>26983335

>> No.26983906
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26983906

>>26983800
>Kaptin Slow

>> No.26983923
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26983923

>Tweet Miguel asking if we can have races in Nid dungeons
>He favorites my Tweet and retweets it to another dev, saying he wants this too
I...I've never used Twitter...but I feel nice

>> No.26983971

>>26983923
Yes! Skrew those nids. We Top Mek now.

>> No.26983977

>>26983923
>races
>tfw Ravenwing, Speed Freeks, Doomrider, and Eldar bikers compete on Tyranid-infested death course
>tfw some asshole picks up the blue shell
Want.

>> No.26984001

>>26983923
Ha, I see it!

And yeah, these devs can really into public relations. They've made a point of showing that they're hobbyists, and are being extremely open for a big-budget project.

>> No.26984012

>>26983977
>Blue shell.
>blue is lucky
CHEATIN' GIT!

>> No.26984030

>>26982317
Miguel said in an interview that the army would never give a tank to a new recruit who can't even fire a gun properly. So this seems to imply that vehicles, weapons, and even special armors or classes, will only be available to certain ranks. So this means you might have to level yourself up till you can acquire Terminator armor

>> No.26984084

>>26984030
I can't wait to get a truck, pump it full with boys clowncar style, then crashburn into an enemy stronghold.

Kinda like a mix of a clown car and the car from Borderlands 2 intro.

Crash and burn.

>> No.26984112

>>26984084
Wait until the 'Nids do it to you with an airdropped Tervigon.

>> No.26984121

>>26982855
The faction leadership goes like this
>Council at the top
>Chapter leader in the middle
>Squad leader at the bottom
Council will be able to guide and move the whole faction's action and objectives on a larger scale and control resources

I'm guessing the Chapter Leader will lead the armies on the battlefield, pointing them to what places need to be smashed up or where to focus their power

And Squad Leader will be just that, a player who wades in with your squad and gives orders while in the fray

>> No.26984167

Any word on if you can be a grot yet? Grot tanker would be the bestest.

>> No.26984171

>>26984084
I just hope there will be vehicle shooting, so Boyz can fire from the bed of their trukks

>> No.26984197

>>26984167
I doubt, strongly, that you will be able to play a Gretchin, but there might be a chance that you can have gretchin as pets, but theres absolutely no information to base that on, just blind hope

>> No.26984269

Will there be a crafting system of any sort?

>> No.26984296
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26984296

I can't wait to be a devastator, and then get my friends to be devastators, so we can all devastate.

>> No.26984309

>>26983977
>Da Deff Race
>Any racer from any faction can enter
>The challenge? Race your bikes through the Tyranid infested chambers and caverns beneath the war-field above.
>Avoid crashing as you weave and avoid through the elaborate, maze-like structures, try to survive the waves of Tyranid beasts as they are drawn to the roar of bike engines, and try not to die from your fellow racers!

>> No.26984331

>imperial guardan
>supply drop inbound
>torches

>> No.26984340

>>26984269
A very basic one, there will be no "crafter" class, and the game will be more focused on upgrades, having an extensive upgrade system, but yes, there will apparently be crafting in some way.

>> No.26984345

>>26984309
>Not Da Red Line

>> No.26984374
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26984374

>>26984296
I can't wait to be a loota, and then get my friends to be lootas, so we can all loot

>> No.26984376

>>26982855

You wish. That'd mean the game would actually feel like more of a sandbox.

>> No.26984408

>>26984001
It makes me much more hopeful for the game, and the playerbase will be a lot more respecting of the devs since theres nothing in the way for their questions

>> No.26984431

>>26984374
I can't wait to be a Raptor, and then get my friends to be Raptors, so we can all rap...Wait a minute, that doesn't sound right.

>> No.26984448 [DELETED] 

>>26984376
Damn. I was hoping to build a gun that was nothing but a skull with a trigger and a bolt pistol's firing mechanism.

>> No.26984486

Orks should get a vehicle editor like LEGO racers had.

>> No.26984487
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26984487

Anyone planning on being a Stormboy drill instructor? Running them new Stormies through the muck and the mud to get them trained and ready for battle?

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26984491

I hope we get hard counters in the vein of the first Dawn of War.

>> No.26984550

>>26984309
>Avoid crashing
Git.

>> No.26984559

>>26984491
You can be a hard counter by gettin gud at shootan or choppan

>> No.26984582

>>26984550
Youz da git, if ya crash, your fancy new warbike will be all busted up, also you aint gonna get any flashy gubbinz for winning

>> No.26984675
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>>26984559

The game would be a shitfest if every upgrade was a direct upgrade.
>Terminators with daemon hammers and inferno pistols fucking everywhere
>Nobs who have attained nirvana through the perfect combination of choppy and dakka
>Players adorned with so many purity seals and flashy bitz that the engine can't properly handle all the separate physics objects and the servers explode
>Vox-comms awash with "git gud fagit"

>> No.26984678

>>26984582
>>26984550
>Not havin' enuf teef to get a new bike!

>> No.26984724

>>26984675
>None purer

>> No.26984746
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26984746

I'm gunna be da flashest git dere evah wuz! WAAAGH!!! DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA!!!!

>> No.26984770

>>26984675
Imagine if purity seals could be bought from the cash shop and applied to any part of the player model, and there was no cap on them

FACE THE PURIST WARRIOR OF THE EMPERORS MIGHT!

>> No.26984782

>>26984770
And thus, the Galactic Partridges return.

>> No.26984789

>>26984770
NONE PURER

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26984792

>>26984770

>> No.26984868

>>26984678
Zog off, Bad Moon git

>> No.26984892

>>26984770
Imagine if there was no limit to the skulls you could mount on a player model, too.

>> No.26984905

>>26984868

Yer just jealuz, Freebooter Git!

>> No.26984908

You know what I want to see?

A pauldron size slider at Chargen

>> No.26984954
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26984954

Could I... could I use a flamer?

>> No.26984988
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26984988

>>26984892

>> No.26985026
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26985026

>>26984954
Yes, they've said that flamers wil be in!

Pic very much related on what potential expansion army I'm looking forward to using them with.

>> No.26985065

>>26984954
If theres a weapon in 40k I imagine they will have it in this game.

>> No.26985080

>>26985065
Including volkite and combi-grav gear?

>> No.26985101

>>26985065
>tfw you keep running into the same Scout over and over
>He stays a scout for five months
>Wonder if he's an idiot
>Six month rolls in, realize he's been stockpiling his Requisition to buy a shitload of vortex grenades

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>>26985026
Fuck yeah!

>> No.26985134

>>26985080
Possible, the dev team are seemingly experts on 40k, and they might have everything

>> No.26985159

>>26985101
>Servers crash to day he finally breaks into his stockpile
>When the servers are back up theres a massive hole on the planet
>Devs say the release of so many vortex grenades ripped a hole into the warp
>Daemon faction added to the game

>> No.26985166

>>26985134
What about squa

>> No.26985194

>>26985116
EVERYONE FLAMERS

ALL FIRE ALL THE TIME

>> No.26985198

>>26985159
beautiful

>> No.26985201

>>26984988
the messed up part is I can see GW making this thing for real

>> No.26985203

>>26985166
EATEN. END OF DISCUSSION.

>> No.26985222

>First day of release, Devs will hold an event called "Kill the Dev" where players must hunt down and fight the developers
>Afterwards, they will play amongst everyone as normal
>You are free to talk to them, and even complain to them about stuff, but they are players too, so they will get mad if you pester them too much
>If you think they have unfair gear, they will let you fight them 1v1

>> No.26985228

>>26985198
>Space Marine council members get urgent message
>Your Chapters are in for an impromptu Inquisitorial inspection
>A new challenger appears!
>COMING SOON
>YOU ARE THE HAMMER
>YOU ARE THE HATE
>YOU ARE THE WOES OF DAEMONKIND

>> No.26985236

>>26982088
>Chaos Legions:
>Iron Warriors

starting to feel slightly optimistic about this now, devs only need to bring in the Iron Hands and I'm swooning.

But I'm still extreeemely cautious about this game seeing as what happened with the two previous attempts at making a Warhammer MMO(Age of Reckoning and the first attempt at making a 40k-MMO by.. Vigil?)

>> No.26985251

>>26985222
>pestering them too much results in them logging off their normal characters and switching to their Daemon Primarch and Swarmlord alts

>> No.26985275

>>26985166
They're back in 6e you fuckwad.

>> No.26985282

>>26984431
Join the Emperor's Children and it will sound perfect

>> No.26985283

>>26982331

think they only, realistically, will show as one of the BBE(Big Bad Enemies) like the 'Nids. Even with the newcrons being able to speak.

>> No.26985291

>>26985251
>Implying I couldn't overpower those with a sufficiently levelled Grey Knight

>> No.26985302

>>26982855

sounds awesome and almost like EVE online in some respects!

>> No.26985321

>>26985283
Devs have said they want to add them as a playable faction after launch

>> No.26985323

>>26985283
>April Fools prank results in all players losing their gear and cash
>The only thing left in their inventories is a note from Trazyn the Infinite

>> No.26985331

>>26985302
Some interviews have described it as sort of, EVE online, but a lot less complicated

>> No.26985395

Rev up your hyperbole engines.

Just don't come bitching here when it fizzles and dies.

>> No.26985454

>>26985395
>Blood Ravens and Lootas meet on the field of battle
>When the battle is done, there are no bodies, no spent casings, nothing
>The only traces of a battle are the scars the land bears

>> No.26985508

>Play a Vindicare in the Inquisition beta test
>Set crosshairs on Farseer player
>Attack button not working
>See new debuff icon
>"Love has bloomed"
This fucking game.

>> No.26985511

>>26984171

you know it'll just be a bunch of guys around the world, sitting in front of their computer screens furiously clicking 1 right?

>> No.26985519

>>26985331
>seriously believing what developers say as being similar to the end product

I seriously hope you guys don't do this. You'll just end up crying foul when the product ends up being grounded to earth and not something out of divine canon like you have dreamt of.

>> No.26985529

>>26985395
Thats the reason there might not be air vehicles, it might end up over-burdening the servers and player computers to have thousands of players on the ground, in vehicles, in the air and then controlling all those tyranids

>> No.26985544

>>26982088
>Space Wolf not the one with the Heavy Weapon being a Long Fang
>Blood Angel isn't the one with the Jump Pack
>Ultramarine knows how it do
>Dark Angel isn't the Terminator

*/****

>> No.26985555

>>26985323
lol'd

>> No.26985581

>>26985323
So starts a new objective where each faction works together to reclaim their shit from Trayzn.

>> No.26985587

>>26985159

JUST AS PLANNED! MISSION ACCOMPLISH! CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>> No.26985616

>>26985581
>At the end, they open Trazyn's war chest
>Inside is another note
>The motherfucker was a decoy Trazyn
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>> No.26985625

>>26985544
It's just art, mang, you can be any of those classes as any of the chapters, so you can play your Blood Angel jumper

>> No.26985630

>>26985323

comedy. gold.

>> No.26985647

>>26985508

justasplanned.mkv

>> No.26985651

>>26985616
TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.26985666

>>26985519

one can but hope

>> No.26985684

>>26985616
So his war chest was full of gauss and disappointment?

>> No.26985722

I wonder if there will be cities in the game

It would be a nice change from huge empty battlefields to have city fights. I mean Planetside 2 has some semblance of "cities" so I wouldn't see why not.

>> No.26985726

>>26985666
>>26985647
>>26985630
>3 consecutive messages, saying the exact same thing

tripfags.jpg

>> No.26985734

>>26985616
>Players finally reach the end of the Trazyn arc
>Confront the real Trazyn on board his flagship
>He gives them their stuff back for free
>"Don't you see? With the power of teamwork, you solved my puzzles and tricks!"
>The entire plot arc was meant to show players the power of friendship
>They beat Trazyn up and go back to shooting each other the next day

>> No.26985758

>>26985726
You idiot. That's not a tripfag.

>> No.26985766

>Turns out you can pilot your strike cruiser.
>BF1942 Aircraft Carrier'd it right into the planet.

>> No.26985785

>>26985726

only ever so slightly trippan

maybe I ought to show myself in of those threads where people post a picture of themselves

>> No.26985794

>>26985766
>Last thing ground-pounders see is the name engraved on the side of the Strike Cruiser
>MAXIMUM FUCK Mk II

>> No.26985810

>>26985734
>they shoot each other first, the surivivers shoot at Trazyn
fix'd

>> No.26985813

>>26985785
you mean >>>/soc/ ?

>> No.26985815

>>26985766
>BATTLE BARGE: MAXIMUM FUCK

>> No.26985825

>>26985666
Warhammer fanatics are the worst possible people imaginable.

You'll take games workshops barbed wire wrapped dick in the ass and throat, and anything their shit smeared IP is tagged onto you consider a gift from your graceful money stealing rape overlords.

Learn critical thinking. You'll save yourself from a lot of disappointment.

>> No.26985828

>>26985766

I can see goonswarm doing it, a new jihad declared by Ayatollah Cartoon; only this time the rape train is in Eternal Crusade!

>> No.26985841

>>26985813

nah, was a thread here on /tg/ where some of them posted pictures of themselves

>> No.26985876

>>26985841
that one with the /tg/ empire thing?

yeah, I remember that

I posted in it too

>> No.26985878

>>26985825

last Warhammer product that GeeDubya actually made was WHFB back in 1995 from a now defunct hobby-store in Stockholm. But yeah I like both WHFB and 40k.

Nearly guilty as charged.

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>>26985825
Forgot my pic.

>> No.26985896

>>26985878

ok that was somewhat crazily written, sry

>> No.26985913

>>26985876

I even saved the 2 megabyte picture

>> No.26985990

>>26985913
never got the completed version

;_;

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26986043

>Be Chaos player
>Bro it up with amazing Iron Warrior, Alpha Legion, and Night Lord RPers
>Join up with them on raid, open up voice chat
>Iron Warrior is actually Graham McNeill
>Night Lord is ADB
>Every single Alpha Legionnaire is Dan Abnett

>> No.26986171

>>26986043

>The Emperor's Children is CS Goto
>Runs around yelling THIS PLEASES ME!

>> No.26986221

>>26983923
That implies there will be Nid dungeons. Can't wait for my Hive raids 5 hours a day 3 days a week for some NKP.

>> No.26986280

>>26986171
>Hit "Inspect Player"
>He's dual-wielding multilasers

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>>26985544
>Blood Angel Terminator
See pic.

>> No.26986359

>>26986221
There will be, unknown if they are instances or something, but there are chambers and caves underground that are infested with Tyranids that players can clear out for rewards to their factions.

>> No.26986396

>>26986359
>Space Hulk: MMO edition
>Emprah dammit, Leliel, stop blocking the fragging door!
>u want sum gold? buy now at www.goldfarmerz.c--
>Would someone please boot this fucking gold farmer from the gro--
>SCREEEEEEE

>> No.26986449

>tfw the first Inquisitorial guild you see is Fifty Shades of Grey Knight

>> No.26986561
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26986561

>the only thing this game will be killing is heretics

I like this guy

>> No.26986585

>>26986561
I read this in Aldo Raine's voice.

>> No.26986613

>>26983923
What's Miguel's twitter?

>> No.26986632

>>26986613
https://twitter.com/miguelcaron

>> No.26986665

>>26984582
If ya crash it's da other git's bike dat gets busted up. If your bike does you's a git.

>> No.26986734

>>26985302
>>26985331
Sounds like Dark Age of Camelot to me. EVE didn't invent player-guided PvP you know.

>> No.26986760

>>26985519
Luckily it's an MMO so development will be continuous after release.
Also even just based on what the devs tell us, this is millions of times better than the last 40k MMO.

>> No.26986784

>>26985323
>April 2, Necrons are announced

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>>26985841

>> No.26986841

>>26986359
>unknown if they are instances or something
They're said to be procedurally generated.

>> No.26986859

>>26986396
>>Would someone please boot this fucking gold farmer from the gro--
>not just shooting him

>> No.26987036

>>26985625
Yeah, remember when the first bits of Deathwatch were appearing, they'd show things like a Blood Angels devastator and a Dark Angels assault marine to highlight how you didn't have to play to "stereotypes".

>> No.26987075

This talk of bike races has me hoping there will be some nice racing spots for a break from the fighting just to burn some rubber. How fast are Rhinos? Because Wartrukks might be faster than them, so a trukk race would be pretty cool on it's own.

>Warboss Gazzplug issues a great new challenge across the Ork hordes
>Da Red Line
>A race across the continent, through enemy territory, on trukks, and back
>The winner will be known as the best racer of all Orks

>> No.26987108

>>26983923
UPDATE!
From Brent Ellison, lead designer
>Honestly hadn't considered this before and was assuming dungeons would be no vehicle zones. SOMETHING TO CONSIDER!

>> No.26987118

>>26987075
>burning rubber
>a break from fighting
Get a load o' dis grot

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>>26987108
fa/tg/uy gets shit done!

>> No.26987153

>>26987108
Remember, folks, if you want something now's the time to say so.

>> No.26987166

>>26987118
Ok, not a break from fighting, but something to spice the fighting up, cause now it's a death race through enemy territory and back

>> No.26987178
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26987178

>>26986396
THIS IS FOR..... xXx>>SEPHIROTH_KILLA05645<<xXx

>> No.26987203

>>26987075

I don't care what it takes, I'll show up to that race even if playing as a necron or tau.

>> No.26987208

>>26987108
Imagine it all four factions racing to get to a rare resource in a 'nid dungeon fighting each other and the encroaching hoards of tyranids drawn to the conflict.

>> No.26987210

>>26986396
>more dots
>many rippers, handle it
>that's minus fucking 50 NKP

>LEROOOOOOOOYYYYYUUUUUUSSSSSS JENKINUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS

>> No.26987220

>>26987203
All races accepted to Da Red Line, you just gotta survive

>> No.26987246

>>26987147
This is the first time I may have contributed to something big, oh my goodness.

It would be great if they add vehicles to the dungeons because of this, but I won't hold my hopes up too much

>> No.26987251

>>26986585
Aw shit I'm not the only one

>> No.26987295

>>26987210
Sheeet now I know how to name my Space Marine.

>> No.26987323

>>26987295

I was thinking Gluteus Maximus myself, or Matthias Ward.

>> No.26987331
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26987331

>>26987246
If they do then you sir shall forever be known as That Bro who made our dreams realised.

>> No.26987341

>>26987323
Not Mattheus?

>> No.26987352

>>26987323
I shall be called Haegr. i will use a thunder hammer and always speak in caps.

>> No.26987372

I hope I can play a Thousand Sons CSM.
Or a Blood Raven SM, since they're the next closest thing.

I'm very attracted to Psykers, but I don't want to play Eldar because... well, I don't want to deal with people roleplaying Eldar assholishness and I don't want to deal with children who pick Eldar because Elves.
I guess I could be a Weird Boy, but I know next to nothing about Orks in 40K...

>> No.26987376

>>26987323

Incontinentius Buttocks

>> No.26987377
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>>26987331

>> No.26987407

>>26987352
we need a filter for space marines,
that just forces caps lock.

>> No.26987420
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26987420

>Devs might actually be considering Da Deff Race now

>> No.26987421

>>26987407
MY NAME IS HUGEMUS MAXIMUS!!!!!

>> No.26987455

>>26987407
>"dude" filters to "BATTLE BROTHER"
>"chocolate rain" filters to "STEEL RAIN"

>> No.26987458
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26987458

>>26987323
I was thinking something simple. Maybe Grimbad, or Grimgutz, maybe Garggutz

>> No.26987481

>>26987458
>Grimbad
>Grimgutz
Maybe you should consider Grimdark

>> No.26987492

>>26987481
I'm sure I'll see some Ork with that name

>> No.26987499

>>26987323
Leandros

>> No.26987510

>>26987458
Grimbad the pirate?
I want to play freebootaz now.

>> No.26987519

>>26987455
>"fag" filters to "HERETIC"
>"get fucked" filters to "FOR THE EMPEROR"

>> No.26987537
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26987537

>>26987499

>> No.26987546
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26987546

>>26987510
OO'Z DA MOST REMARKABLE EXTRA ORDINARY FELLOW
GRIMBAD DA SAILOR

>> No.26987550

>>26987075
"ALRITE YA GITZ! WE'Z DUNZ FOIGHTIN FOR DA DAY!"
"WOT BAUSS!? YOUZ MUCKIN ABOUT! DEM'Z BEAKIES AND DOZ PANZIEZ STILL NEED TA BE TOT A LESSON IN KRUMPIN!"
"NA YA GIT! FINK O' DA LOOONG GAME! IF WE'Z TAKE DIS SEK...SEKT...SEKTOR WIF NO ONEZ GETTIN SQUISHED, WE'Z CAN HAVE A ROIGHT GOOD RIOT WIF DO'Z SPIKY BOYZ THA NEXT SEKTOR OVA!"
"AH... DEMZ BOYZ GOTS ALL SORTS O' SPIKES! WE'Z NEEDZ AS MUCH BOYZ AS WE'Z CANZ IF WE'Z GONNA KRUMP 'EM! DAT'S ALLZ SMART LOIK! U SURE U'Z NOT A SNEAKY BOY, BAUS?"
"NA YA GIT"
"BUTT HOW'Z WE GONNA TAKE DA SEKTOR IF WE AIN'T FOIGHTIN, BAUS!?"
"WE'Z CHALLENJED DOZ BEAKIES AND DEMZ PANZIEZ TA A GOOD OL' FASHIND RACE FOR DA SEKTOR!"
"BUT DEM'Z PANZY BOYZ AWFULY FAST BAUS! WE'Z LOZE FER SURE!"
"NA YA GIT! HAVE FAIF IN YER BOSS! I'Z GOTS A KUNNIN PLAN YA SEE! WE'Z PAINT OURZ WAGON RED! DA RED ONEZ GO FASTA. WE'Z CANTS LOZE!"
"YER A JEANYUS BAUS!"
"I KNOWZ... I KNOWZ"

"BAUS BAUS! WE'Z GOTZ A KRISES!"
"WOT IZ IT YA GIT?!"
"LOOK AT DA BEAKIE! HE'Z ALL RED!"
"WOT!?"
"CALLZ 'IMSELF A BLUD ANGEL!"
"AND LOOK AT DA PANZY BAUS! DAT GIT'Z ALL RED TOOZ! SAYZ 'EZ FROM DA SAM HAM CLAN!"
"GROGG IT ALL TA MORK!"
"DONTCHA MEAN GORK, BAUS?"
"SHUT YER YAPPER!"

>> No.26987556

>>26987519
>lol filters to MIGHTY CHORTLES
>heal plz filters to "BRUVVA I AM HEET"

>> No.26987583

>>26987556
>Ork emote for heals is "PLEASE DON'T CALL DA DOK, I'Z BEGGIN' YA"

>> No.26987596

>>26987556
I really hope someone mods in the sound files it will make my day.

>> No.26987632

>>26987596
I hope that the devs get permission to use the sound files and make this mode an unlockable or somthing.

>> No.26987643

>>26987519
>"lol ur a HERETIC"

>> No.26987656

>>26987643
Needs more wordfilters.
>BY THE EMPEROR THOU ART A HERETIC

>> No.26987854
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26987854

>Playing chaos
>Come across an Eldar Banshee, an Apothecary and a tactical Marine
>See the Eldar screaming
>Ha! Those fools of the false Emperor must be splattering that little morsel all over the walls. This will be a delightful scene that cannot be missed
>They're all just standing there
>The tac is saying over and over again "Just push honey... Almost there!"
>The banshee is screaming "BUT IT HURTS SO MUCH!"
>What in the living fuck is going on?
>Suddenly an Ork spawns in in front of them
>The Apothecary finally breaks his silence
>"Congratulations! It's a Boy!"

Search your hearts! You all know this is how it's going to turn out!

>> No.26987937
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26987937

>>26987854

>> No.26987952

>>26987854
I've never understood why some people do this sort of thing.

>> No.26988005

>>26987952
It's because they are insane

>> No.26988013

>>26987952
Lots of time with nothing else to do but drugs.

>> No.26988033

>>26987952
There are lots of lunatics on this planet anon

>> No.26988061

>>26987854
I'm thankful at launch there will be only one faction with females, and hopefully it will be a good while before SoB or Tau are added.

That way unless people wanna get homo with each other, they have to risk getting shot to hell to sink their text dick in some fake vagina

>> No.26988122

>>26987854

I will be the first to crash my Strike Cruiser into that.

>> No.26988173 [DELETED] 

>>26988122
[apoiler]Word filter "dick" into "Strike Cruiser"[/spoiler]

>> No.26988175
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26988175

>>26987854
OI SOMEONE CALL DA BURNA BOYZ, WE GOTZ SOME FINGS DAT NEEDZ TOASTIN'

>> No.26988205

>>26988175
OI, YOU GIT DERE!

CANZ YA TOAST ME TOAST?! IT AIN'T ORKY ENUFF!

>> No.26988207

>>26988122
Word filter "dick" into "Strike Cruiser"

>> No.26988249

>>26988205
OI, GET BACK TA WORK YA SNOT, WEZE GOTZ A TON A SHOOTAS DA FIX UP BY DIS EVNEN, N IF WEZE DON'T GET EM DONE IT'LL BE YOUR FUNGUS THE BOSS IS TOASTIN'!

>> No.26988254

>>26988207

Well shit...

>> No.26988360

>>26988207
>I'm kind of worried guys... My STRIKE CRUISER is all spotty after I CLEANSED that HERETIC last night
>It sounds like Nurgle's rot has infected your ship, brother!
>Christ John, I try to have a heart to heart with you and you just treat it like some sort of joke...

>> No.26988536

>>26988360
Looks like somebody joined the plague fleet

>> No.26989092

So /tg/ will we be riding across the battlefield as a biker mob?

>> No.26989125
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>>26985990

Tzeentch loves you! Yes he.. possibly does!

OR HE MIGHT HATE YOUR GUTS! WE ARE UNCERTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

>> No.26989174

>>26987854

that disgusting filth would have to have a server of their own!

>> No.26989180

>>26989125
That version is older and less complete than
>>26986825

>> No.26989232

>>26989092
>biker mob
>not biker NOBZ! WIF POWAHKLAW DAT IZ DA FLASHIEST!!!

sumbody krump diz git til he getz it rite!

>> No.26989253

>>26988061
You know there will be people who will pretend their space marine is a woman. Either because they're not into the fluff, or because they're that desperate.

>> No.26989275

>>26985766
>FUCK YOU I DEPLOYED THE FINGER

>> No.26989283

>>26987952
Ask the ERP thread.

>> No.26989443

>>26989125

God so many edgy neckbearded faggots who would look right at home under a fedora in that image.

Lots of bros in there too though. Maybe that explains everything about /tg/. 50% bros 50% that guys.

>> No.26989900

>>26989443
I don't quite get the hat-hate.
I mean, people wear hats because they like hats. I wear a hat. It stiff, wide brim. Keeps water out of my eyes in the rain, keeps the sun out of my eyes on sunny days.
You (probably) don't label everyone wearing sunglasses a 2kewl4u hipster faggots, why is everyone wearing a hat a 2edgy4u hipster faggot?
I just don't understand.

>> No.26989929

>>26989900
People don't hate all hats, people hate fedoras. Perfectly reasonable.

>> No.26989950

>>26989900
People don't hate hats, they hate the kind of assholes who think fedoras make them look intelligent and stylish. Especially when combined with a ponytail, neckbeard and heavy metal T-shirt.

>> No.26989993

>>26982165

Termies aren't a class, that's just armor.

>> No.26990122

>>26985236

I heard Age of Reckoning wasn't bad, it was just not worth monthly fees. Vigil, well, that went tits up.

>> No.26990130

>>26989900
it's only fedoras.

>> No.26990251

>>26990122
If it goes F2P I'm sure there will be a bit of an influx of new players and old players alike, but till it keeps to the monthly fee method, which is being slowly etched out of MMOs these days, it won't stay up.

>> No.26990344
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26990344

I plan on doing some ERP with my ork boy. Whatchu gonna do about it?

>> No.26990397

>>26990344
Doesn't Ork ERP just consist of detailed descriptions of various guns and bladed objects?

>> No.26990399
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26990399

>>26990344
I'll krump ya

>> No.26990429

>>26990344
>Whatchu gonna do about it?
I'm going to make an Eldar character and join you.

Love will fucking bloom! One thrust at a time!

>> No.26990451
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26990451

>>26990397
Sort of like this. Or is this too lewd for you grots?

>> No.26990457

>>26990344
>I HIT YA WIFF ME CHOPPA!
>IS ZAT DA ARDEST YA CAN HIT, WA WEEDY GIT? DO IT PROPPA!
>WELL OW BOUT DIS DEN? DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!
>WAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>WAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>> No.26990479

>>26990457
reported

>> No.26990529

>>26990457
If I 'ad dangly parts, I'd touch muself.

>> No.26990536

>>26990457
>Orkz Gone WAAAAAAGH! part 1
>Camera pans lovingly over the grip and blade of an orky chainaxe, freshly spit-shined and revved up
>In slow motion, the axe descends on the neck of a panzee Eldar git
>Eldar blood spatters the screen and axe

>> No.26990561

>>26990536

Stop pls...you're embarrassing me...

>> No.26990608

>>26990561
>Nob returns to his den after a day of WAAAAGH-ing
>Drops his bloodstained choppa on the floor in front of his Eldar and humie slaves
>They proceed to clean it with their tears
>Camera zooms in on the Nob as he pours fungus beer into an Ultramarine helmet
>The helmet glints in the light as a drop of Marine blood trickles down the side
>Nob chuckles to himself and watches the cleaning

>> No.26990620

>>26987323
>not going with Biggus Dickus
>not ending up on the council
>"Will Councilor Biggus Dickus speak now for the Ultramarines?"

>> No.26990642

>>26990620
*romanic laghter*

>> No.26990646

>>26987372

My plans are: Eldar Farseer or Warlock, 1k Sons Sorceror, SM Librarian, and Ork Speed Freak.

>> No.26990654

>>26982683

As if punching heretics is ever a bad thing.

>> No.26990722

>>26982955
/Tuff G/ork Boyz

>> No.26990747

>>26990251
I'm sure they'll have real cash moniez items, and hopefully they're only ornamental.

>> No.26990749

I wonder if they'll have Centurions

>> No.26990766

"Arright, yeh gits. Get a lukk at dis. Captured 'umie make, Forge kwality. Da sharpness!"
The sword goes through a nearby squig with no visible effort.
"Da heft!"
It shears effortlessly through the air.
"And get a lowd a dis!"
The sword slices neatly through the fender of a nearby buggy.

"ARRIGHT, YOU GITS, I GOTTA CHOPPA TO SHOW OFF. COME ON IF YER 'ARD ENUFF"

>> No.26990803

Does the Ork snuff genre consist of shuriken catapults, lasguns, and Spehss Mahreens snapping choppas over their knees?

>> No.26990875

>>26985228
>I am the Hammer,
>I am the edge of His Sword,
>I am the tip of His Spear,
>I am the mail about His Fist,
>I am the flight of His Arrows,

>I am the right hand of my Emperor,
>I am the instrument of His will,
>I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
>I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
>I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,

>Let us be His Shield,
>Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
>Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,
>And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,
>In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,

>I am the Hammer,
>I am the Sword,
>I am the Spear,
>I am the Shield,
>I am the soldier at the End of Time

Please let GKs be a class

>> No.26990882

What about Ork smut for other races?

Some Eldar woman, up late into the night, watching videos of oiled up Orks flexing and working.

>> No.26990913

>>26990882
O hai Macha.

>> No.26990914

>>26990882
we all know the elfdar are paedos, it's common knowledge

>> No.26990929
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26990929

>>26990914
Paedos and Ork fetishists

>> No.26990936

>>26990882
>Macha attempts to seduce a strapping Ork after readin too much Ork smut
>She finds out that orks don't actually have sexual organs.

>> No.26990945

Eldar smut:
>Farseer plays space chess with nervous mon'keigh Guardsman
>Guardsman makes faux pas early in the game
>Farseer defeats him handily, grins
>"Just as planned."

>> No.26990951

>>26990875
No.

That would be bad.

Captcha; Mary csuice

>> No.26990984

>>26990936
>Oi, panzee, do you'z wanna see me choppa?
>Ooh, oh my, yes!
>Oh, it's a good choppa, alright. Big and 'ard and ded killy! Anyfing it hits goes ded right dere!
>Macha quivering with anticipation
>You'ze wanna touch it?
>Too aroused for words, her mouth filled with drool, she nods eagerly
>Ork pulls out a spit-shined axe
>Check it, panzee. Did you evah see a choppa as choppy as dis?
>Next day, grots wonder why there's a new crater in their camp

>> No.26990987

>>26990936
>She drugs him and spends the night rubbing his bulging muscles and thick, stiff tusks

>> No.26991017

>>26990987
Ork Teef dildo

To channel the power of the WAAAGH! to your loins.

>> No.26991019

>>26990945
Since all Eldar are rather ancient compared to the average human...would it be pedophilia if they go after some adult human?

>> No.26991028

>>26991019
No, as pedophilia is not defined by age difference.

>> No.26991033

>>26990936
>>26990984
>>26990987
Well, I know what I'm doing for the next Sunday Smut thread.

>> No.26991035

>>26990984
>>26990987
>Oh gods yes, Warboss, gimmie your spores!

>> No.26991061

>>26991035
>is ripped apart by orks from the inside when they grow

>> No.26991084

>>26991061
>Dark Eldar females modifying themselves to be able to have ork spores grow inside them and give birth to boyz

>> No.26991144

>>26991084
I'd imagine that would be a great torture method for Dark Eldar slaves. Knock them up with Ork spores, but fix them so they don't die from dropping huge Orks and piles of Squigs and Gretchin. Then in turn, they now have Orkoid slaves.

>> No.26991255

>>26990984
>Macha intentionally gets herself enslaved by Orks
>Overhears two discussing something enthusiastically
>"Oh, I'd love ta get me 'ands on dose guns!"
>"Mmhm, I'd wrap me fingers 'round dat ting right proppa and squeeze until it ran dry!"
>Eagerly, she strains at her bindings to see the source of the discussion
>"Oh zog, da bootiful noises we'd make! Dakka dakka dakka!"
>Licking her lips, Macha finally sees what the Orks are talking about
>They're turned away from her and looking at the Flash Git's newly looted assault cannon
>Imperial scientists the next day are baffled by the complete disappearance of the ork camp from orbital scans

>> No.26991310

>>26991084
>>26991144
We're getting way too close to something that /tg/ would actually fap to.

>> No.26991358

>>26990529
Orks do have dangly parts. They use them for pissing contests.

>> No.26991362

>>26991310
>implying I don't have my dick out right now

>> No.26991380

>>26990747
They've said they hate Pay2Win. Hopefully they make enough profit of of aesthetics to keep that policy.

I imagine beakie helmets will be for sale.

>> No.26991383
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>>26991310

>too close

I'm already there.

And I've been there since someone mentioned a pretty eldar getting chopped up~

>> No.26991388

>>26991358
I'd imagine some kind of mushroom growth between their legs. Nothing too big and complex, just to keep from pissing on themselves when they take a wizz

>> No.26991399

>>26991380
I think he was talking about WAR

>> No.26991421

>>26991383
>mentioned a pretty eldar getting chopped up
Oh gods, someone actually fapped to something I wrote for the sake of parody. I feel so violated.

>> No.26991429

>>26991399

Earlier I mentioned some of WAR's failings. I was talking about EC here.

>> No.26991440

>>26991358
And pissing on Space Wolves

>> No.26991453

>Techpriestess gets captured by Orks while studying machinery
>The Big Mek takes a liking to her fancy mechy bits
>The priestess is taken to the Big Mek's workshop where she is examined, prodded, played with and all kinds of other actions as the Big Mek gets a better look at her gubbinz
>All the while Gretchin drip oil down on her to make it easier for the Big Mek to work

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>no Imperial Fists
>mfw

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>>26991421

If it's any consolation, they specified "would" fap to, not the actual act of masturbation.

I'm only aroused~

>> No.26991493

>>26983977
Yeah. Oh yeah. FUCK YEAH.

>> No.26991509

>>26991429
Oh alright. I expect lots of fancy cosmetics, new skins for armors, ways to flash up your shoota, maybe purity seals and boss pole ornaments and other things, nothing that will change the game play. I hope cigars aren't gonna be in the shop, I don't wanna waste money to buy a cigar for my Mekboy

>> No.26991535

>>26991463
I'm sorry anon, theres a chance other chapters will be added at a later date though.

>> No.26991539

>>26991144
Not to mention there's some good tortures you could devise with certain types of squig, too. Hair squig especially comes to mind, because of the size and the "latch on" thing.

>> No.26991564

>>26991310
Actually, if I had the cash to spare and new a good artist, I might commission a doujin of this.

>> No.26991578

>>26991509

Nah, you just need the real money to buy the BIG cigars.

I'm also hoping you can customize your outfit for custom chapters/etc.

>> No.26991581

>>26991463
>those tiny little retard arms

>> No.26991602

>>26991539
>NO, NOT THE POMPADOUR. ANYTHING BUT TH--NO--ARRRGH! ACK!...Whoa, now, pretty eldar momma, how'd you like to see my Aspect Shrine?

>> No.26991620

>>26991602
I was just thinking of using them as nipple clamps and that sort of thing. Pretty sure it would take a lot to make a decent pomp.

>> No.26991623

>>26991602
>The sound of Eldar screams could be heard all across the Warp and in the minds of every entity, as the Dark Eldar slavers introduced the terrifying and horrible...beard squig

>> No.26991635

>>26991623
>beard squig
You mean Squats?

>> No.26991642
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>>26991539

>> No.26991659
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>>26991635

>> No.26991662

>>26991581
Space marines are T-rex mode.

>> No.26991671
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>Will there be a corruption metric for Chaos? Like, the more you tap into Chaos over skill, the more mutated your armor becomes?

This. This I like.

>> No.26991672

>>26991388
I imagine it as such a tube. No erectile tissue, it's just like a piece of soft hose used for pissing.

>> No.26991675

>"OH hey the question from /tg/ Yeah we wanna see some wheelies."

>Brent Ellison
>"I'll add it to the Vehicle design doc tomorrow. Not even kidding."

>> No.26991690

>>26991675
I like where this is going.

>> No.26991697

>>26986561
B-but what about xenos? Are we supposed to leave the xenos alone to their foul xenos witching ways?

>> No.26991715

If we ever get Noise Marines, I hope they have a mechanic for challenging other players to rock-offs using keyboards as improvised Guitar Hero controllers.

>> No.26991719

>>26991690
I never expected one question about dungeon bike races would explode his twitter with suggestions and questions, apparently all from /tg/

>> No.26991732

>>26987323
Nob: 'Agar Da 'Orrible.

>> No.26991777

>Ellison: We're hoping to give you the tools to set up your own races in the open areas!

>> No.26991778

Can't you, like, go to /vg/?

>> No.26991792

>>26991675
Where you see this?

>> No.26991824

>>26991675
>OH hey the question from /tg/
THEY MAY BE IN THIS VERY THREAD

>> No.26991830

>>26991824
That's no good. That means they're fapping to EldarxOrk instead of working on the game.

>> No.26991832

>>26991824
If they are in this thread, IMPLEMENT THE WORD FILTERS FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPEROR!

>> No.26991841

>>26991792
Twitter

>> No.26991857

>>26991719
Normally I never buy the tired old "everyone in the development staff are huge fans of the IP and want to make this as fun as possible", but these guy actually seem to be genuine bros.
>>26991777
I came. Hard.

>> No.26991867

>>26991824
>>26991830
>>26991832
Well during the live Q&A that had ages ago, there was a person with a chat name "PleaseBanMeBrony" and they devs believed he was from 4chan. So despite being associated with that, they do know us.

>> No.26991881

>>26991719
>>26991690
>>26991675
/tg/ gets shit done

>> No.26991885

>>26991824
Hopefully, that means we'll get weird, awkward Eldar/Ork sex in the game.
Or at least some /tg/-related easter eggs, FFG style.

>> No.26991887

>>26991832
>Eldar word filters
>Penis filtered to "Wraithbone"
>Awesome filtered to "Just as planned"
>Bitch filtered to "mon'keigh"

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26991916

>>26990803
>>Gork I can't wake up!
>>Why can't I wake up?!

>> No.26991936

>>26991841
I followed them but my twitter isn't showing it. This technology shit is hard.

>> No.26991942

So what else should we suggest to the devs? Ork rokkers? Squigpipes? Decorations for the spaceships?

Personally, I want an orky jukebox. And pet squigs in a cage.

>> No.26991943

>>26991857
Well to put in in perspective, I asked the original bike question at 2 AM, Miguel responded at 2 PM and even favored my tweet. Brent answered at 4 PM so I really feel like the devs are there, not just some unseen thing, they are actually responding and talking to fans and discussing ideas, not just treating fan questions and suggestions like they were asked by little kids and brushing them off with a "haha, maybe kid, maybe"

>> No.26991944

>>26991887
Ork word filters can just replace everything questionable with WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.

>> No.26991958

>>26991944
And "Wat da zog?"

>> No.26991960

>>26991942
Lets not over load them with stuff, or else they might get ticked off with people rushing them trying to get their stuff into the game.

>> No.26991968

>>26991936
Yeah, it was like, my first time using Tweeter

>> No.26991972

>>26991942
sguigs, and noise marines.

and buyable cigars. definitely cigars.

>> No.26991987

>>26991944
>I'mma make you my WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH you little WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, suck my WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH. I'm gonna WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH you in the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>> No.26991990

>>26991958
I hope all you guys will be busy practicing your cockney accents and typing, you got two years till it's out, so I expect you all to be right proppa 'ooligans by then

>> No.26992009

>>26991942
Squigpipes are much desired.
Space ship decorations are almost a given since that would be a good way to sell lots of aesthetics.

>> No.26992025

autosage reached, again

>> No.26992035

>>26992009
>BROTHER
>YES, BROTHER
>WOULD YOU MIND EXPLAINING THE PRESENCE OF A WARM BATHING APPARATUS IN YOUR THUNDERHAWK
>I POSSESSED A SURPLUS OF REQUISITION VOUCHERS, AND DEDUCED THAT SUCH A DEVICE WOULD BE MORE CONDUCIVE TO RELAXATION AND MEDITATION

>> No.26992038

>>26992025

Quick, someone start a new thread!

>> No.26992050

>>26992038
doing it

>> No.26992063

>>26992035
>REQUISITION VOUCHERS
Nah, this would be cash shop stuff.

>> No.26992074

>>26992009
I think they've already said there will be ship decorations, I was just trying to imagine what kind of specific ones I'd want to see in the game. Aside from the obvious ones, like everything looking like a wolf aboard a Space Wolf ship.

>> No.26992076

>>26992063
>SKULLS
Fixed.

>> No.26992078

>>26992035
>BROTHER AMATHIAS, HAVE YOU GLANCED UPON BROTHER CAPTAIN RADUINS CHAMBERS?
>WHY NO BROTHER MARTHIA, WHY TO YOU INQUIRE?
>WELL YOU SEE, BROTHER CAPTAIN HAS PROCURED A RATHER EXQUISITE LOOKING PLASMA SCREEN TELEVISION FOR WHICH HE MAY VIEW THE LIVE LITANY CHANNEL!

>> No.26992091

>>26992076
>THRONES
Fixed for you

>> No.26992096

>>26992078
>plasma screen television
Do you have to pay extra to get rid of the Gets Hot! rule?

>> No.26992110

>>26992097

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>>26992096

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>>26992096

>> No.26992142

>>26992096

It's Best quality.

Also, it looks like we have a new thread! Everyone into >>26992097

>> No.26993578

>>26985026
source of pic?

>> No.26993653

>>26985511
>pressing 1
>with a gamepad
HUEHEUHUEHUEHUE

>> No.26993680

>>26985722
Other games in the genre had cities, it should be possible.

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26993735

>>26985825
Pathetic maggot. Have fun being a tool.

>> No.26993737

>>26993680
Well, it's going to center on player-held fortifications. I don't imagine that much will surround them when the game first comes out though.

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>>26986784
mfw

>> No.26993997

>>26990984
Holy shit, you def. need to write some macha short stories and upload them to 1d4chan

>> No.26994088

>>26993997
If I knew anything about writing proper smut, I would. tfw I will never be able to write Macha as pointy-eared Felicia Day

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