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Did any of the Primarchs get laid during the Great Crusade or the Horus Heresy?

>> No.26964022

>>26963992
Sex? In a GW game?

You're insane.

>> No.26964112

Fulgrim did. Frequently

Mostly with himself

>> No.26964152

>>26963992
Russ probably did. The others were too busy being asexual faggots to actually bother hooking up with anybody. And Fulgrim seemed to be staying pure fir his buddy Horus.

>> No.26964164

>>26964112
>mfw they wrote in that dick torture buttsex.
What the fuck Black Library.

>> No.26964187

>>26964112
Did Fulgrim have sex with anybody other than himself and maybe Horus?

>> No.26964198

>>26963992

Who is the guy behind Horus?

>> No.26964217

>Marius followed Lucius’s example and selected an instrument of torture from the collection of devices Fabius had laid out. He turned the pear-shaped device around in his hands, twisting a metal cog handle that gradually spread the leaves of the pear apart. Satisfied, he returned it to its original shape and moved down the gurney to place the device between the primarch’s legs.


>‘None of this coming together is random,’ explained Fulgrim. ‘It is all part of the universe’s nature, its tendency towards complexity. Ah... yes, that is most exquisite, Marius, another turn of the screw!


>‘You were talking of good and evil,’ said Lucius, taking hold of the plain wooden handle of his awl and pushing it in deeper.

>‘Oh, you wield that spike like a master craftsman,’ said Fulgrim. ‘You are as skilled with a smaller weapon as you are with a larger.’

>‘I practise,’ answered Lucius.

>‘I know,’ said Fulgrim.


>endowed useurce

>> No.26964271

>>26964198
Rogal McDorn. He's easily recognized by the truly immovable rod up his ass.

>> No.26964426

>>26964271
>not liking Rogal Dorn
It's like you didn't read anything about him.

>> No.26964700

>>26964217
Fulgrim you faggot.
>mfw the Emperor didn't make you have genetically enhanced colons for this.
>crying Emperor is suffering.

>> No.26964760

>>26964164

What?! Which book and pages?

>> No.26964811

>>26964760
>>26964217
All of that.

>> No.26964903

>>26964164
That bothers you? Read the Inquisition war series.

Mutant incest pedophilia, buildings made of dicks fucking each other, inflation BDSM, tentacle rape and a daemonette anal fisting just to start.

>> No.26965106

>>26964903
Keep talking.

>> No.26965217

>>26964903
There was also the regular paedophilia.
In that a loyalist planetary governor had a harem of children. And the squat, Grimm, was drooling over them.

>> No.26965227

>>26964760
In The Primarchs anthology, a handful of the EC captains attempt to exorcise the daemon occupying Fulgrim's body through various torture devices, spinal taps, flame throwers, and a choke pear applied to the anus are involved.

Turns out Fulgrim had come to terms with the daemon and been able to beat the daemon through willpower to regain control of his body, he was just letting the torturing continue for the fun of it.

>> No.26965430

>>26965227

It was this short story that killed the EC for me. I mean, I got them and their descent into lunacy up until this point. I genuinely like their last vestiges of decency in trying to save their primarch from a demon.

Everything after the moment of Fulgrim/Lucius' reveal? Shit writing. Had I been any one of the EC in the room at that moment, my reaction would have been "Welp," and gone all in trying to kill that self-assured motherfucking snob of a primarch. Because he had just proven he was nothing but a little shit. Fuck, LUCIUS should have gone all in, cowardly fucking shit.

But noooo, bad writing and pre-established canon ruled the day.

>> No.26965506

>>26965430
Why? Isn't the quest for sensation something that all in the EC were striving for? And for most space marines, especially those who grew up alongside Fulgrim on Chemos, they would've died for Fulgrim without a second thought. Most of them probably saw it as Fulgrim teaching them a lesson, that no experience is to be denied and nothing should come in the way of achieving those experiences.

>> No.26965589

>>26965506

Except something did come in the way of those experiences: Fulgrim. He led them on, was a colossal cocktease, all in the interests of teaching them some ephemeral "lesson." Considering how much they shit on legions with similar ideas of teaching lessons, Fulgrim should have gotten a bolt between the eyes for his prima donna bullshit.

>> No.26965718

>>26965589
>prima donna bullshit
But he had that before turning to chaos too.

>> No.26965742

>>26965217
Oh snap.
Uh....thats bad yeah totally.

>> No.26965820

>>26965742
It's not portrayed as bad.
Actually nobody gives a shit.

>> No.26966070

>>26965217
The governor was an albino mutant who had a lot of retarded inbred children as a result of his personal eugenics program. The ones that were too dumb to function were put in cages and used as breeding stock. It wasn't the Squat who was interested it was the navigator.

>> No.26966152

>>26966070
Uh. No. I'm talking about that fat governor, who was expertly leading his PDF in fighting the Slaaneshi cult on his world.

>> No.26966177

>>26965820
I was trying to be sarcastic to hide my arousal god

>> No.26966242

>>26965820
The Inquisition sanctioned his families mutation (albinos with infrared vision) and didn't care about his weird obsession with personal family eugenics, he was trying to better the quality of humanity that his world supplied to the Imperium. He was an extremely loyal and benevolent leader, too benevolent in fact.

His guard got wiped out because all his troops were equipped with non lethal weapons when they got over run by chaos cultists, he died basically because he was too nice.

>> No.26966314

>>26966152
Same guy.

>> No.26966339

>>26966177
I'm aware.
Thing is nobody gives a shit about it here.
>>26966242
>>26966314
Dude what.
You are mixing up two wildly different people. The mutant governor died in the EXTERMINATUS which the ASTROPATH BITCH called in.
The fat dude and everyone else in the whole room died to Meh'Lindi because he was inadvertently standing in Jaq's way, and Jaq was genuinely sorry about it because he'd just doomed the world. I'm fairly certain these aren't even the same book.

>> No.26969536

>>26964217
That's actually a legitimate torture device, taken from reality. It was called "The Pear of Anguish"

>> No.26969551

>>26964426
>implying Dorn is likable

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