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Ok so heres a situation that I need /tg/s imagination.
So I'm playing Rogue Trader, as the title role and the DM says if I want any endeavors just tell him. Well right now we are successfully taking a deathworld from the tau that has denim trees. Well now that my character can successfully boil denim, any Sunny fan knows the other half: Banging whores. This got me back to Archer, in which the idea of Whore Island came up.

Now the party has a quest:
To find Whore Island and bring it back into the Imperioum.
Our navigator is currently looking for a codex with the power to help find it, and my character is already making plans to hunt low-tier whores with a x-bow and find one to bring on the ship. Preferably an expensive, silicone and colligen-injected, felinid one.

The problem/fun is this, while I imagine it as a hive world with a bad prostitution problem, our DM is thinking of something else. He says that we need knowledge heresy... which is exciting as it is scary

So /tg/ do you have any idea what we'll see if and when we find it? Any tips or ideas of stuff to do?

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bumping with pics

>> No.26608232

This is why Table top games are best played with people who watch It's Always Sunny

>> No.26608261
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Although she's not the sex god, this seems like a planet of excess...

>> No.26608289

>>26608192
What's the source of this image? Google Images gives nothing.

>> No.26608315

>>26608289
weremole, he's a very nice drawfag
That image is what I used to sell the idea to my gm

>> No.26608372

Just remeber, the ones who take crack are worthless and ugly

The classy senetor grade ones who take coke are what you want

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>>26608192

>The problem/fun is this, while I imagine it as a hive world with a bad prostitution problem, our DM is thinking of something else.

Yeah, you guys are fucked. Probably literally, in every orifice.

>> No.26608408

Maybe your GM is just trying to scare you
Make the journey for the Emperor

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>> No.26608426

When my DH group encounters prostitution I roll a d100.

on a 100 it's a Slaaneshi cult den.

And then the clawed whores start attacking.

>> No.26608441

>>26608232
Denis: Rogue Trader
Mac: Archmilitant
Charlie: Missionary
Dee: Useless Chick
Frank: Serchanal

>> No.26608470

>>26608426
Which is why RT is 20 times better

>> No.26608522

>>26608378
>>26608261
>>26608426

What about whoring in moderation?

>> No.26608591
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>>26608192
A daemonette on a leash or a daemonette pimp keeping her hoes on a leash

Eldar earsluts.

Felinids

Sexy tau chicks

Orkish bouncers

>> No.26608606
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Pimps: Angry angry pimps on the low levels

Madams: Angry angry madams on the Upper Crust

Drugs, drugs everywhere

The obvious slaanesh threat

The sicknesses of the gutters

The non-whore workers (lack of proper families tend to lead to some really messed people)

So in short, you're doomed as a rich tourist if you're not carefull

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bumping with more weremole

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>>26608699
Heres something you might see in the upper hives. A more high class whore, if you will.

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>>26608591
>Sexy tau chicks
>Tau chicks
>Sexy
Pick one

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>>26608845
Never!

Despite the fact that I find Shadowsun sexy, you could always say Whore Island Tau have been surgically altered for sexiness.

>> No.26608962

So thats why all the Rogue Trades go to the Korous Expanse...

>> No.26610403

>>26608522
Entirely possilbe: you spend some time using whores, then you spend some time being used *by* whores.

I'm reminded of the rogue trader who kept a stable of indentured prostitutes for his own personal enjoyment.

Each morning he would remove his genitalia from his personal sheathe, then remove the genitalia of his personal prostate warmer from *his* nether regions.

He would be bathed in perfumed oils by his personal bath attendant, then in turn bathe his sheathe and prostate warmer.

He then had breakfast.

As a post-breakfast relaxation, he would rape five slaves. Then his daily exercise routine involved being raped by five other slaves.

Usually by the time that was done, it was time for the late morning business report, then lunch, and afternoon tea with family members who had been converted into servitors.

in short: Moderation in your hedonism, enforced by schedule and regularity. It's hardly an indulgence in the sensation if you grasp your ankles and sigh deeply about the monotony.

>> No.26610750

Why not just have him buy a high price felinid whore, inflate her with collagen and silicone, bleach her blond and give her 2' heels?

Remember the imperium hates catgirls since Matt Ward was cool enough to put them into the cannon, so take advantage of her low self esteam

>> No.26613019

>>26610750
Ya but it's not just about the catgirl
It's the quest

>> No.26613405

>>26610750
Why do I want to play that felinid during that process?

>> No.26613481

>>26613405
Why would you even need Silicon implants?
I'm sure if anything survived from the Technological Dark Ages, it was the knowledge on how to make tits grow...

>> No.26613516

>>26613481
Implants feel more artificial, like my body is totally changeable to whatever's desired of it.

>> No.26614962

>>26613405
Because being both a bimbo and on the lap of a rich space captain are both good goals for a woman?

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>>26608192
>mfw playing a False Man
>mfw no sexual desire
>mfw Whore Island

>> No.26615031

>>26614962
You got me.

Now why do I want what are good goals for women?

>> No.26615047 [DELETED] 

>>26615031
You'd better make a pretty trap. The internet needs you

>> No.26615050

>>26610750
>implying that Felinids haven't been naturally selected for their full, natural bosoms and their DSL.

>> No.26615064

>>26615050
They have internet too? Awesome, even if it is dial-up

>> No.26615074 [DELETED] 

>>26615047
But that's what Pretend is for, right?

>> No.26615079

>>26615064
Not that DSL, anon, though I bet Whore Island is pretty well connected.

>> No.26615141

>>26608744
>>26608699
>>26608192

God I love Weremole whores

>> No.26616392

>>26614962
Why is being a bimbo a good goal for a woman?

>> No.26617646

>>26616392
How is it not?

>> No.26617949

>>26608845

Keep in mind that the tau have 5 distinct bodyshapes. Meaning you could have a dwarf-like(earth) or an elf-like(water/air?) tau, which would certainly be sexy to some. If it's the faces you're annoyed with, then yeah, I got nothing, no-nosed aliens are hard to get past.

>> No.26618207

>>26617949
Use a mask?

>> No.26618516
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>>26615064

It's not dial up, it's just as slow because each packets has to be followed by a litany for the machine god.

>tfw you realise a modem made by psuedo-catholic monks would probably sound really good rather than like a computer being raped by wolves.

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>>26608192
I see your Rogue trader like banging Whores and boiling denim

>> No.26619336

>>26617646
>>26614962
/pol/ please fuck off

>> No.26619390

>>26619336
SRS please fuck off

>> No.26620287

>>26608192
Tell your DM that sex doesn't equal slaanesh.

>> No.26620784

>>26620287
It may not but I can understand if he thinks a planet full of whores does

Thats excess both of sex and drugs

>> No.26620966

>>26620784
Only if you fuck all of them or something. And prostitution doesn't automatically equal drugs.

>> No.26621003

>>26620966
They do drugs very often on all ranks. The whores life is very slaanesh invoving going to parties very often and being banged. Take that on a planet level and you are more or less manually making a daemon world

>> No.26621038

>>26621003
Drug use isn't automatically a part of prostitution. You can do drugs without being a prostitute and you can prostitute without doing drugs. Drug use wouldn't be very likely on a planet that has a planetwide industry of prostitution. At that point, it's more likely that all prostitutes are government workers than random street walkers.

>> No.26621091

>>26621038
Well yes and no
There would be highs and lows with whores just as there are with real life

Think of US senetors, they don't hire Shaniqua, they hire the 10k a night quallity imported whores. They love better drugs like coke, or club drugs.

Thus the planet has different levels of whores
and slums will always have drugs

>> No.26621182

>>26621091
Government regulated prostitution doesn't mean every prostitute suddenly becomes an expensive courtesan.

>> No.26622589

>>26621182
in a perfect world...

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>>26618516
Unless the Admech thinks that the dial-up noise is sexier than a robot angel giving you a roblowjob.

Speaking of, the techwhores of Whore Island aren't for the faint of heart.

>> No.26622620

>>26621038
Given that drugs can enhance the feeling and that it makes the job of a whore easier, its not hard to imagine that a planet of legalized whores would also have certain legalized drugs as well.

>> No.26622914

>>26622597
Do they have cuddle mechadendrites?

>> No.26623368
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>>26622914
Thus we have silicone

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>>26622914
This is Whore Island, not Waifu Island. They probably have prostate punchers.

>> No.26624504

>>26623942
Which way is Waifu island?
Is it still in the imperioum

>> No.26624696

>>26623368
He's just appreciating her machine spirit

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>>26623368
Bionics come in all shapes and sizes

>> No.26624828

>>26621091

Uh, US senators fuck horses, random people in bathrooms - they do do cheap hookers, but the cheapness is part of what they're into.

Drugs float around sex workers because many addicts turn to prostitution to pay for drugs, the causality everyone thinking of there is entirely wrong.

>> No.26624870

>>26624828
U.S. senators also tend to be those super fundie christian types and when they finally melt down its not "banged an intern" its TRIPLE PENETRATION GOAT BOY CUMSPLOSION.

>> No.26624902

>>26624787
This pic is fuckin funny but weird, almost Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

>> No.26624922

>>26624870
Just image what they do in the sentate...
C-Span after dark

>> No.26624975

>>26624902
Its a /tg/ classic, made back in '07 or '08.

Jesus fuck I'm getting old.

>> No.26624983

>>26624922
Good god, its like a bunch of shaved, oiled beagle dogs slapping into each other

>> No.26626249
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>> No.26626302

>>26624504
Yeah I'd much rather go to Waifu Island...
...Less risk of Disease and better Sandwitchs...

>>26624787
Indeed, while the Artifical may last, it is cold and unfeeling, but the FLESH!
Ooooh the FLESH!
It FEELS, FLUCTUATES, FOLDS, AND FLAPS!!
It CONSUMES, it GROWS, it MULTIPLIES!

>> No.26626315

>>26626249
Fuck yes, best Weremole girls.

>> No.26626322

>>26626302
I think you should probably lay off the shitposting, especially after you just admitted this was a shitposting persona.

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>>26626539
Why have I never seen this. Its perfect!

>> No.26626634

>>26626460
Holy shit, its The Protomen version of Protoman down near the CUNY sign.

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Seriously love weremoles work
I want to by a commission from him when I get the money

>> No.26626690 [DELETED] 

>>26626322
I said I created this identity to post my SHITTY sex-related ideas...

That's the whole point of coming here, to see what truly IS shit and what might actually be salvageable.

>> No.26626744

>>26626638
>that filename
>implying the dragongirl ever has to walk on the sand and that the orcs don't just lay towels down for their glorious leader

>> No.26626762

>>26626690
And by making your name directly associated with shitposting, people will disregard everything you spew as nothing more than shit.

So just kindly go away please.

>> No.26626939

>>26626762
Well then clearly you are focusing more on NAMETAGS than actual content...
If you're going to be that shallow, you're probably not going to give any ACTUAL criticism I crave anyways...

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>>26626939
this is 4chan, you cockmongling fuckmonkey. it's traditional to use names and tripcodes only when needed. and you don't need one.

>> No.26627087

>>26627050
Then WHY is there a Name field?
Why is it that when someone is actually willing to man up to their shit, they get shit on for manning up?

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>>26623942
Theirs a waifu island?
>mfw

>> No.26627139

>>26627087
>only when needed
Try reading, kiddo. You only really need to use it when making a thread where you need to be recognizable or when you have something worthwhile to contribute. You use it for roleplaying some shitty persona and shitting up the board, thus abusing the feature for your own attention whoring.

>> No.26627143

>>26627122
...So who's making the Waifu Island Quest?

>> No.26627155

>>26627050
Yeah man, wouldn't want to trample over the holy, if pointless, traditions of what is widely regarded as the Internet's bathroom stall scribbles.

>> No.26627170

>>26627087

Because it's easier to say stupid shit and then hide behind the vague cloud of anonymous you can retreat back into then come out and expose yourself so people can nitpick and tear into you and call you a faggot.

You give yourself a name to your voice and you just look like an attention-whore. Which is why you hide behind anonymity because it's a perfect shield for people to not associate you with anything.

TL;DR: jerks online being jerks to other jerks so they can jerk off

>> No.26627175

>>26627122
Allegedly. Many Rogue Traders have died looking for it. But one Rogue Trader rejected their failures. One Rogue Trader made his own Waifu Island. One Rogue Trader founded Carlos McConnell, homeworld of the Felinids.

>> No.26627181

>>26627087
The name field is there to keep things from being confusing in a thread here or there, not for you to just set and leave set all the time.

4chan is anonymous by default, and normal manners are to post anonymously.

It's like wearing a nametag. It makes people think that maybe you've got some official role, and when they find out you don't, they just think you're weird.

>> No.26627206

>>26627155
Right, but what this guy is doing is basically signing his bathroom shitscribbles as well as trying to draw over everyone elses and sign those too. Not very Secundus of him.

>> No.26627282

>>26627143
if you could stop being such a faggot, I would tell you to do it yourself and earn that namefaggotry privilege, but I'm not gonna get my hopes up.

>> No.26627297

>>26610403
dear god

>> No.26627313

>>26627175
A true dreamer

>> No.26627355

>>26627313
A real human bean.

>> No.26627412

>>26627282
Well the problem there is I have no idea how to carry it out...

I mean is it a Sailing Adventure, a search for forgotten lore, or what?

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>>26627355
And a real hero.

>> No.26627461

>>26627412
A blind man comes to a small country tavern with a map
He's killed by a stroke and a small boy finds the map
The boy leaves with a doctor and squire to find the island
Turns out the smooth onelegged quartermaster plans mutiany
Boy overhears it in an apple barrel
Also meets someone marooned on the island
Shit happens

>> No.26627493

>>26627412
the first step is to leave the name field blank for now. then just post in the next QTG about your concept. bounce ideas off each other , and once it's done, wait a while and start a new quest.

>> No.26627506

>>26627461
>Treasure Island for neckbeards

>> No.26627509

>>26627461
So we are coping Treasure Island plot point for plot point?

...But wait, wouldn't the Waifus BE the ones stranded on the Island?

>> No.26627549

>>26627509
>>26627506
is'nt a waifu the best treasure?

>> No.26627588

>>26627139
Or if you're a good person, like DF or Shas.

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>>26627549
>is'nt a waifu the best treasure?
That would be equal amounts of whores n gold, laddie.

>> No.26627618

>>26627588
Even then, Shas earned his right to trip via Deffwotch, giving good advice, and being a generally likeable person who doesn't try to make every thread about himself by responding to half the fucking thread with each post and roleplaying.

>> No.26627635

>>26627549
Well yes, the problen is Waifus would hopefully seek you out as soon as you landed on the Isle, but if I remember correctly half the action in Treasure Island takes place ON the Island!

>> No.26627721

>>26627635
>when you land they all fight over you
>At first it's a harem comedy
>Then it turns into a full scale war
>They destroy themselves with nuclear war
>It was never ment to be

>> No.26627731

>>26627635
just add weird and/or complicated puzzle shit between the player and his waifu.

>> No.26627788 [DELETED] 

>>26627721
...My Goddess... WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!
Waifu was never meant to fight Waifu... unless they were Fightin' Waifu... but NEVER LIKE THIS!!!

I'M A MONSTER!!!

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26627814

Cool, now make a new thread for this shit. I wanna talk about whores.

>> No.26627843
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26627843

Whores for the whore god

>> No.26627866

>>26627814
Then talk about whores... jeeze, its not like we're not up for discussing it...

>> No.26627876

>>26627843
I don't think that's Slaanesh.

>> No.26627994

>>26627876
Yeah, none of the Iconicity and the Backgrounds look far too Medieval Fantasy...

...Rocking set of tits though...

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>>26627814
this thread has been derailed.

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>>26628184
No it isn't
Just post more whores

>> No.26628290

>>26628269
Weremole, patron saint of Whore Island.

>> No.26628303

>>26608192
Why is Tiffany Towers a catgirl?

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>objectifying women in scifi
You pigs ruined fantasy with your domiation there
Keep your sexualazion out the female invention of scifi

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>>26628348
Sorry, I tried to read your post but I was thinking about Whore Island. Is it an Island OF Whores, or an Island that happens to be run by Whores? Or maybe Whore Island is run on a meritocracy where the best whore runs the island...

>> No.26628436

>>26628348
Jules Vern was a chick?

>> No.26628511

>>26627876
>>26627843
Not Slaanesh. Just a friend. Probably one of those awful bitchy ones that make fun of your shoes

>> No.26628594

>>26608378
>dat bulch
40k/10 would blindly worship

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>>26608591
>Eldar earsluts

>> No.26628829

>>26608378
>>26628594

I knew we were in deep trouble in our RT game when the GM said this was our ship's new themesong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TTPGAy5H_E

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>> No.26629223
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"Oh, don't worry about the wolf, he likes to watch."

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Gotta feel bad for the lower hivers

>> No.26629812

>>26629478
>Romanticized whore
>Actual whore
>Retired whore

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Is the Imperium cool with whores?
Do they even care?

>> No.26631703

>>26631625
They have paradise worlds that likely have courtesans on them. As long as you aren't whoring out xenos, mutants, and daemons, they likely don't care.

Of course, Whore Island has all those things and more, so...

>> No.26631711

Daemonettes of Slaanesh everywhere.

>> No.26631775

>>26631711
Not unless the whoring is in excess. So long as its regimented whoring, we are all fine.

>> No.26631806

>>26631703
I'm sure they also have to regularly test for Space AIDs. Infection means HERESY!

>> No.26631815

>>26631775
are there whore ration cards?

>> No.26631870

>>26631815
Depending on how much you pay depends on both the quality and number of whores you are allowed to partake in.

If you make trouble, the ork bouncers get to work you over out back. Do keep in mind that they get paid in the teeth they knock out of your head, so they are always on the lookout for troublemakers.

>> No.26631891

>>26631870
Orks see 'umies teef as small worthless and weak

>> No.26631976

>>26631891
They're worth less, but they arent worthless. And since all bars are instructed to give them one free drink per human/corsair tooth they get, Whore Island orks consider themselves as kings among paupers.

>> No.26632133
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>>26631976
>week humie non-squig beer
Dats unorky

Oh and imagen orkz with enough cosmetic surgery to be whores with the same mind and voices, thinking it's a new waargh

>> No.26632145

>>26632133
OH GORK
DA PAINBOYZ HAZ GONE TOO FAR!

>> No.26632176
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>>26632133
Or maybe those are just digga girls that finally get to live out their true fantasy thanks to lotsa cosmetic surgery, some mad doks, and maybe just a pinch of biomancy.

>> No.26632253

>>26632176
>>26632133
>Giving da orks gender
>let alone the female gender

Me AM playing gods

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>>26632253
Hence why I said Digga girls. Diggas are humans who act like orks and paint themselves green.

>> No.26632358

>>26632253
>>Me AM playing gods

Man, do you even Rogue Trader?

>> No.26632375

>>26632176
The pillow talk is the worst I imagine

>> No.26632423
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>>26632133
Now we'z can joinz da Sistahs o'Battle! Get us sum free jets an' burnahs, go on a WAAAGH, and we still krump 'oomiez at da end of da day!

>> No.26632495

>>26632133
>>week humie non-squig beer
First of all, its fungus beer.

Secondly, this is Whore Island we talkin bout here. There isn't a booze in or out of existence they don't have.

>> No.26632539

Dude it would just be a 40k version of Pinochio's Pleasure island

Sure you have a fun time, but in the end your partying makes you into a beast of slaanesh

>> No.26632551

>>26632539
We have been over this several times and dismissed your claim.

>> No.26632555
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>>26632495
Dude, there's literally nothing an Ork can't find a way to use Squigs for.

Squig beer is in fantasy anyway, goblins make it for the Orcs. Mushroom beer too obviously.

>> No.26632586

>>26632495
Squigs IS fungus git

>> No.26632592

>>26632539
Having fun doesn't automatically put you in Slaanesh's psychic phonebook, you've got to be tempted into supreme self-indulgence.

If you ain't the type to rape fetuses and bathe in Eldar shit simply because you haven't before, then having one beer on a hot day is fine.

>> No.26632616

>>26632592
With a set of tits and meaty cawk like her's I'd love to be in the phonebook

>> No.26632641

>>26632555
>Dude, there's literally nothing an Ork can't find a way to use Squigs for.
Oh I know. I just wanted to point out that fungus beer is the most commonly mentioned drink. Squig curry is another orkish favorite.

But this is Whore Island, not Ork Island.
>>26632616
>Slaanesh
>tits
>set
I have some bad news for you, anon...

>> No.26632660

>>26632641
Ok SETS
Even better

>> No.26632692

>>26632660
>sets
>s
>as in multiple
I almost don't want to tell you now since it will devastate you.

>> No.26632704

>>26632692
I don't think you know how slaanesh works

>> No.26632735

>>26632692
Meh, you can only suck on one tit at a time, anyways.

>> No.26632751

>>26632704
Slaanesh is currently whatever he thinks is most beautiful. Note that changes faster than the Flash can think.
His minions are all second to himself in that regard, and whatever arouses him the most at the moment.

Apparently he has a thing for crustaceans...

>> No.26632777

>>26632751
What ever is most alluring to the viewer and perfection to tastes actually

>> No.26632790

Deep in the underbelly of Whore Planet is an enormous talking vagina; she hungers for sentient beings, and must be fed semi-regularly or else she causes earthquakes, which most of the active customers hardly notice.

>> No.26632817

>>26632751
>>26632777

In other words, someone doing fluff or sculpts for GW regularly goes to the fishmonger, buys a lobster, brings it home and lets it grab his cock with its claws.

>> No.26632822

>>26632704
I don't think you realize that he standardized his nettes to only one tit a while back and likes to dress up like a statuesque pretty boy.
>>26632790
That's really, really dumb.

>> No.26632883

>>26632822
Matt Ward is a crazy guy

>>26632822
You must not get humor

>> No.26632893

>>26632822
Yeah, really dumb; that's what the authorities say, so no Inquisitor has ever been sent to discover the truth of those stupid rumors.
I'm pretty sure the Sarlak Pit from Return of the Jedi was just an enormous desert vagina.

>> No.26632899

In the summer and busy season the planet must smell awfull

>> No.26632913

>>26632899
....or AWESOME.

>> No.26632914

>>26632899
On the lower levels, at least. The upper levels are all perfume and tropical beaches.

>> No.26632922

>>26632913
Fuck fumes can kill man

>> No.26632951
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>> No.26633173

>>26628348
4/10

>> No.26633375

>>26632133
>Having hate sex with an ork "gurl"

>> No.26633471
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>>26629812
>Retired
You wish.

>> No.26633529

>>26632253
If you were going to pick one, having them be female actually makes more sense biologically than being male.

>> No.26633545

>>26633529
They already have dicks, though. Well, pissing tubes at least.

>> No.26633566

>>26633545
No they don't they wait through a hole at best
They are fungi
To make them women you would need to get a fleshlight hooked up to their brains

>> No.26633578

>>26633566
*they give out waste through a hole at best
sorry

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>>26633566
>No they don't they wait through a hole at best
You obviously know nothing of ork biology.

For starters, orks shit. This is not only fact, but the Drops are a huge part of their kultur.

Secondly, several BL books mention orks pissing and I think a Spass Yiff even gets pissed on by one. Granted, this is BL, so take it with a grain of salt.

That said, the idea of transgender orks is still one I find pretty dumb.

>> No.26633671

>>26633545
The point I was making was that if you were going to have a sexed organism where all members of the species are the same sex, that sex would invariably be female. Also, having a dick or dick-like structure doesn't necessarily preclude an organism from being female.

Obviously the point is moot because orks are not sexed, but if they were they'd be girls. That's all I'm saying.

>> No.26633696
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So are there non-whores on Whore World, thus providing the world revenue? Or do the whores just whore themselves to the other whores?

>> No.26633717

>>26633696
There is a big populus of non-whores who make condoms in big condom factories
as well as bartenders and doctors

>> No.26633731

>>26633696
They subsist on tourism. Though there is probably some Whorecest, too. Anything to climb the social ladder of Whoredom.

>> No.26633754

>>26633717
>There is a big populus of non-whores who make condoms in big condom factories
Nah, they're all whores too.
>as well as bartenders and doctors
So are they. Those slutty nurse costumes come in handy.

There are also War Whores and Marketing Whores, amongst other Whore Types.

>> No.26633764

do we have a name for whore island yet?

May I suggest Lhonn Ju-Ray?

>> No.26633776

>>26633764
>do we have a name for whore island yet?
Yeah, Whore Island.
>May I suggest Lhonn Ju-Ray?
That can be a city on Whore Island.

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>>26633764
Whore Island is the best name dude

The better question is do I want to waste my ejecualte for the night on a Felinid or an Ork(ess)

>> No.26633795

>>26633785
I'd say the Ork
You don't want kittens

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>>26633785
>do I want to waste my ejecualte for the night on a Felinid or an Ork(ess)

>> No.26633860

>>26633785
Look at the OP and tell me how that isn't worth bring on to your ship and keeping as the OP wanted

>> No.26633901

>>26633860
I'd rather get a muscular orc with bigger tits.

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>>26633860
>>26633901
>limiting yourself to one or the other
You guys would make terrible Rogue Traders.

>> No.26633935

>>26633785
Look man, you're an RT. Your bionic prostate should have the Spray tag.

>> No.26633945

>>26633929
Exactly, I'm a Rogue Trader, and I'll limit myself if I want to. You're not my mom, Mr. Radical Inquisitor!

>> No.26633981

>>26633945
Uh, what if she is your mom?

"I DIDN'T SPENT 3 YEARS GETTING GANGBANGED BY THE LORDS OF TERRA TO GET YOU A WARRANT OF TRADE SO YOU COULD WASTE IT ON A LOVING, MONOGOMOUS RELATIONSHIP."

>> No.26633988

>>26633929
I'm a focused guy, I'll do one (that orc) for a whole night, then do the other one the next night. Rather than split my attention and semen for the night, I'll focus on one set of holes to the best of my abilities each time

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>>26633988
Thats fair enough logic, even if I am partial to a good old fashioned tit sandwich.

>> No.26634025

>>26633981
Do the lords of terra even give a fuck about fucking any more?

>> No.26634039

>>26634025
Do they have a penis?

>> No.26634048

>>26633981
Well, uh, shit. Then I guess I'd better do as she says.

Seriously, not even the Emperor takes precedence over my mom, and if He ever met her, He'd understand.

>> No.26634089

>>26634025
>>26634039
>>26634048

The best/worst part is, she's still hot, given that she's probably sucked several centuries of rejuvenate drugs out of thier withered, wringly grey dongs.

So yeah, I guess the worst question a RT could get is what their hot single mom is doing these days.

"She's mostly been colluding with the Ruinous Powers in a naive attempt to use their malign energies against them."

"So she's into open relationships?"

>> No.26634096

>>26634048
The HLoT probably spitroasted her in front of the Golden Throne, just because they can get away with that kind of shit.

>> No.26634116

>>26634096
The Emprah sheds a solitary tear. Somewhere a living Saint gets her wings.

>> No.26634117

>>26634089
I never got that insest fetish
Thankfully my mom isn't hot at all

>> No.26634127

>>26633981
>implying I wouldn't be having sex with my mom if she were this much of a whore

>> No.26634140

>>26634127
The punchline literally is "THE ARISTOCRATS"

>> No.26634152

>>26634116
So THAT'S why Stern keeps living through so much shit.

>> No.26634209

>>26628829
In Rogue Trader, your ship IS Whore Island!

>>26632539
Or a Sexy Donkey Girl...

>>26632592
Well you could Whore yourself in excess...
Really if you do ANYTHING in Excess it might draw Slaanesh's attention, even something like Banjo playing.
...They picked until their arms were stubs they did...

>>26632751
Yeah I never got the crab claws...
I mean Chitinous Exoskeletons I can get behind, but having half to all of your Manipulatory Limbs end in blades and/or pincers?

>>26632790
Meh, there are stupider things in Canon...
...The number of Sororitas for one...

>>26632822
'TIS A LIE!!!
I shall NEVER relinquish my bosoms!
NEVAR!!!!

>>26632893
Actually it's even MORE fetishy, the Sarlacc fuses bodily with Sapient prey, like a flesh walls you see in Hentai...

>>26633731
>>26633754
So everyone has "Whore" as at LEAST a Secondary Profession?
...And considering the only way to get off World is to either be an Exemplarily Courtesan or join the Guard...

>> No.26634426 [DELETED] 

>>26634089
...C-can I date your Radical Mom Rogue Trader?

>> No.26634476 [DELETED] 

>>26634426
"NO, YOU MAY CERTAINLY NO-"

"Oh ~Francis, who's there at the door, is that one of your little friends?"

"MOM, NO, And put on a shirt please, those robes are terrifyingly translucent"

"~Come in deary, I'm sure you and Franky go way back."

"MOOOOOOOOOOM"

>> No.26634505 [DELETED] 

>>26634426
>>26634476
Don't ruin this thread with shitty roleplay faggotry.

>> No.26634521 [DELETED] 

>>26634505
God forbid we sully the integrity of the THE LEGEND OF WHORE ISLAND

>> No.26634869 [DELETED] 

>>26634476
I'm listening...

>> No.26634876 [DELETED] 

>>26634869
YOU DONE GOT JANITOR'D SON

>> No.26634895 [DELETED] 

>>26634876
...What got Janitor'd?

I made a post asking if I could date the Rogue Trader's Hot Radical Mom that got deleted...

>> No.26634901 [DELETED] 

>>26634876
...huh? Why?

>> No.26634903 [DELETED] 

>>26634895
/tg/ mods are tyranical
I'll take this ban soon enough

>> No.26635751
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What would it take for an underhive whore with nothing more than gumption and a strict kegels regimen to raise to the top and become the Command-Whore in Chief?

>> No.26636904

PAYBACK by Graham McNeill a shortstory in 40k that had a mutant whorehouse...

>> No.26636909

GUNSMOKE AND BRICK dust filled the stinking bedroom, blasted clear by the gunfire from outside. Cornelius sat below the window with his back to the wall,holding his stubber between his knees as he thumbed more cartridges into thebreech. Shouted commands and the sound of running feet told him he didn't havemuch time before Constantine's men came for him. As he loaded the weapon he kepthis laspistol trained through the broken mirror door. Low moans and anguished criesdrifted from the landing outside, and the mutant whore's shrill screaming from thebed grated on his already taut nerves.He snapped the stubber's breech shut and aimed the gun at the shrieking mutant.'You'd better shut up unless you want to be next,' he growled, nodding towards thebullet-riddled body of Trask, his naked body lying on top of the bloody bedsheets. Trask's heavy boots hung over the end of the bed, the laces dangling to the floor.Cornelius shook his head at his former partner's lack of class. Only a low-life like Trask would pay for one of Mama Pollyanna's girls and take her to bed with his bootson. The girl in question clutched a spattered blanket around her, her black eyes wide andher whipping tongue stretched fully a foot from her mouth as she screamed the placedown. A thick mane of fiery orange hair spilled around her feline face, running in amohawked trail down her spine. Her skin was bronzed and smooth, like honey, andhe could well understand why Trask had picked her. What other talents hermutations had granted her in her profession he could only guess at.He heard heavy footfalls and whispered conversation from outside the room as aspray of bullets and lasbolts ripped through the window, splintering the frame and

>> No.26636915

raining broken glass to the floor. The girl screamed again and pounced from the bed,clawing at him with her nails as two of Constantine's thugs burst into the room,shotguns at the ready.Cornelius fired twice, both shots going wild as the naked girl kicked and punched,dragging her long, painted nails down his face while shrieking like a banshee. Herolled and hammered his elbow into her face, snapping her head back. The first thugopened up with his shotgun, blasting a plate-sized chunk of brickwork from the wall.Cornelius swung the unconscious girl around in front of him, using her body as ashield, and blew the back of the shooter's head clear with a single lasbolt. The secondgunman hesitated, trying to draw a bead on Cornelius without hitting Mama's mostrequested girl. Cornelius didn't give him a chance to regret his mistake and shot himin the belly with his stubber. The man screamed and crumpled, clutching his bloodymidriff.Cornelius threw the mutant girl onto the bed as an explosion above him rainedtimber and plaster from a hole blasted in the ceiling. He saw shapes through the pallof smoke and dived forwards, scooping up a fallen shotgun and rolling onto his backbelow the hole.Pain tore at him as the synth-flesh bandage Monque had applied ripped free andblood ran down his side. He racked the shotgun's slide and fired upwards threetimes, hearing the screams of wounded men and the thump of bodies on the floorabove him.Keeping the shotgun aimed through the hole in the ceiling, Cornelius scrambled tohis knees, turning and putting a lasbolt through the skull of the second man who'dcome through the door as he weakly reached for his fallen weapon.He crawled back to his position beneath the window, sweat pouring from his face ashe heard the wailing sirens of approaching Special Security Agent Rhinos.Cornelius swore silently to himself.How had he allowed things to get messed up?

>> No.26636930

'CORNELIUS BARDEN?' SAID the girl. 'I've not heard of you before.''No reason you should have,' replied Cornelius. 'I'm new on Karis Cephalon.' The girl nodded, cocking her head to one side. 'Trask says you killed six men at thespaceport when you jacked these weapons.''Trask talks too much,' said Cornelius. The girl smiled in agreement and he was again struck by how young she was. Trask'scontacts had set this meeting up, but he'd had trouble believing that this girl,Lathesia, could actually be the leader of the mutant resistance here in Cephalon. Butshe knew her stuff and he was impressed by her easy confidence.'Hey, easy, Con! I'm standin' right here,' whined Cornelius's partner, Milos Trask.Both Cornelius and Lathesia ignored him.'Is it true though? Did you kill them?' she pressed.'Yes, I killed them. So what?' shrugged Cornelius.'So what indeed,' agreed Lathesia. Her black eyes glittered in the dim light cast by thehooded glowlamps as she knelt and lifted a blue-steel plasma gun from one of thepacking crates sitting on the ground between them.'Who did these belong to?' she asked, tapping her fingers against the scorched side of the crate where a shipping marking had once been stamped.'What do you care?' replied Cornelius.'I don't.''Then why ask?''I just wanted to see if you'd tell me,' shrugged Lathesia, handing the plasma gun toone of the two heavily-built men flanking her. Both were mutants, their skin amottled purple and their limbs grossly swollen. Cornelius could tell they were justitching for an excuse to use the battered rifles - antique PDF surplus - they carried. Though if this deal went through, the mutant resistance would suddenly become a whole lot better armed and he'd be a whole lot richer. There was just one catch.''Red'' Ivan Constantine.

>> No.26636993

An ugly, sprawling stucco pile with neon and holo-streamers cavorting above theroof. Flame-wreathed columns spurted fire either side of the ribbed oval doorway asrevellers drank and howled before the building. A hugely fat woman paraded beforethe entrance with a bullhorn, extolling the virtues of Mama's girls.Mutant tail, the best there is. Come inside and do the twist.Cornelius marched up the worn steps and brushed off the fat woman's hand,noticing the scarred texture of her mutant flesh. Trask was here. He was sure of it. THE BARMAN WAS a mutant. All the workers in Mama Pollyana's place were; the barstaff, the bruisers, the whores, the singers and the gunmen loitering in the shadows

>> No.26636998

>>26624975

>/tg/
> In '07

I thought we began in Feb of '08?

>> No.26637014

He tagged four mutants with guns. None looked threatening. Two of them guardedthe stairs that led upwards to the private booths. If Trask was here, that's where he'dbe.Cornelius ordered a glass of amasec, sipping the drink slowly and panning across theroom. Three girls gyrated to a pounding soundtrack on a stage at the far end of the wide hall, thrusting their altered bodies towards the baying crowd. Unlike the vastmajority of mutants, most of these girls had escaped the worst horrors of theircondition; the atrophied limbs, the scaled skin or distended, molten faces.One girl's bikini top had been extensively modified to accommodate her alteredphysique while a whipping, prehensile tail swished behind the second. Barely a metretall, she nevertheless had her fair share of whooping admirers. Cornelius couldn't seeany visible mutations on the last girl until she leapt onto a silvered pole and spunaround it, her every joint twisting in unnatural ways.

>> No.26637029

She bent herself backwards,flipping her legs through a loop of her arms and vaulted over the heads of the othergirls. She landed on her hands, spinning onto her feet to rapturous applause.Cornelius grinned, imagining how versatile she could be in her chosen profession.Working girls circulated the bar and Cornelius caught the eye of a young woman wearing a scarlet rubber bodyglove, strategically holed to best display her wares. Herskin was patterned with red blotches and dozens of multicoloured electoos writhedbeneath her flesh, rotating and swirling with the discolouration of her skin to form akaleidoscope of colours and images. The birth of a star, a swelling sunrise and ableeding heart.She smiled, coquettishly angling her head to one side and sashaying towards him,unlacing her upper bodice. She leaned on the bar next to him and lifted his amasec,draining it in a single swallow.'You want to buy me another?' she asked, leaning forward and giving Cornelius aglimpse of her multi-coloured flesh.Cornelius shook his head. 'No. I want to go upstairs.'She grinned. 'You don't mess about, do you?''Not if I can help it, no,' said Cornelius, sliding a roll of bills across to her.'Alright then, honey,' purred the girl, slipping the cash into her cleavage and playing with his collar. 'I can be real nice to you, or I can be sure to punish you if you've beenbad. If you know what I mean.'Cornelius nodded and allowed himself to be led towards the stairs. He played meekas the armed mutants checked him out. The girl walked ahead of him, the rubber of her outfit gleaming as it stretched tight across her backside. The landing at the top of the stairs curled around the hall below, the wood-panelled walls studded with mirrored doors. Opaque from inside, transparent from theoutside, the views were designed to titillate.

>> No.26637035

Electro-candles flickered, held aloft in bobbing suspensor fields. Business must bebooming. The girl turned left, beckoning him with a curling finger. Instead, Cornelius turnedright, checking out the rooms on the opposite side of the landing. He heard the girlcall after him, but ignored her, pressing his face to the glass of each door in turn. There. Cornelius smiled humourlessly as he saw Trask's skinny legs poking fromunder a bedsheet and his lank hair flopping over a girl with a bright orange mane.He pushed open the door and drew his laspistol. Trask leapt from the bed, his facegoing from indignant rage to sheer terror in the space of a second.

>> No.26637613

>>26621182
Indeed, in Spain prostitutes marched in protest at the prospect of govt regulation because it would reduce their standard of living.

>> No.26639880

bump

>> No.26640266

>>26636998

You mean you weren't here for the "JOHN TYNES WAS RIGHT!" and "fly to heaven" jokes in the UA threads in september 2001?

>> No.26640512

>>26631625
Imperium only cares that it gets it's thides, pskyers for the Emperor's lunch

>> No.26642404

>>26633375
All orksex is hate sex
Would they even understand whats going on?

>> No.26642545

>>26633375
>>26642404
Fightsex does not equal hatesex.

Though, each night you do have to prove which of the two of you is the Bedroom Warboss that night.

>> No.26642793

>>26642545

On imperium World, you pay whore, on Ork Planet, the whore is the one who gets all their teeths knocked out so they ultimately pay you!
There are no Ork stand up comics

>> No.26642849

>>26642793
Orkish comedy is basically just punching each other in the face and laughing, anyways. That and face-eater squig eating competitions.

>> No.26642968
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>>26642849

>forgets slapstick
>forgets the legendary HONK!WAAAAAAAAARGH! led by SlapBoss Orkney Chaplin

>> No.26643096

>>26642968
>forgets slapstick
>Orkish comedy is basically just punching each other in the face and laughing
Nah, I think I covered that.

>> No.26644515

>>26633657
Can someone tell me which book that is please?

>> No.26646060

>>26608424
saved but I probably will never use it in another thread again

>> No.26646179

>>26646060
You too?

>> No.26648628

>>26633785
there is no such thing as an orkess, orcs are fungi and reproduce by shedding spores from their skins. Orks have no vaginas, boobs, or penises.

>> No.26648649

>>26648628
If you read up the thread, on this island they are surgically inhanced to the point they have a gender (the female one) for the seriously deranged

>> No.26650188

>>26648649
>on this island they are surgically enhanced diggas
FTFY

>> No.26650392

>>26650188
But I don't want some dumb wanna-be
I want the real thing to dominate >>26632176
Look at that body

>> No.26650452

>>26650392
And I refuse to accept the retardation that is femorks. Shit aint orky no matter how you slice it and besides, an orky so unorky as to want to be a female is less authentic than a human who is so determined to be an ork that she gets new skin and tusk implants.

>> No.26651900
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whorebump

>> No.26651955

>>26651900
Ah, an Infiltration Whore. They excel at slipping in through the backdoor, no matter how well you guard it.

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>> No.26654788

>>26650452
EVERYTHING IS AUTHENTIC WITH SUFFICIENT HERESY. I GOT AN AUTHENTIC ASTARTES BOLTER RIGHT HERE, 75% RECYCLED MATERIALS, 25% YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. I CAN GET YOU AN AUTHENTIC FEMORK IF YOU BRING ME SOME FRESH SPORES AND DON'T MIND WAITING A BIT FOR THE DARK BIOLOGIS TO BURN THROUGH A FEW CATASTROPHIC FAILURES. YOU WANNA BE AN AUTHENTIC WOMAN? I KNOW A DARK ELDAR GUY WHO CAN DO THAT. YOU GOTTA PUT UP WITH ABOUT A MONTH OF TORTUROUS ANGUISH BUT AFTERWARDS YOU'LL BE A REAL WOMAN, AND ALSO PROBABLY A 'REAL WOMAN' IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.

IT'S RAPE. MY DRIFT IS RAPE.

ANYWAY LET ME KNOW IF YOU END UP CATCHING THAT FELINID. I CAN WHIP UP SOME ARCANOTECH BREAST IMPLANTS THAT WILL INTERMORPH INTO HER TISSUE TO GIVE HER AUTHENTIC LARGER BREASTS. THEY MAY ALSO BE AUTHENTICALLY HAUNTED BY AUTHENTIC TITTY DEMONS BUT I IMAGINE THAT'LL BE A PLUS FOR A DISCRIMINATING ROGUE TRADER.

>> No.26656974
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26656974

>>26654788
Praise Heretek!

...And what kind of titty daemons are we talking here?
The "eat your face" kind or the fun kind?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy6TsNNoL3w&feature=c4-overview-vl&list=PL21E73B3CAE33D49E#t=33s

>> No.26657766

>>26654788
>MY DRIFT IS RAPE.
The Fast and the Furious: Comorragh Drift

>> No.26658253

>>26656974
WELL I HAVE NO WARP-DAMNED IDEA, IT'S THE WARP, ISN'T IT? I CAN MORE OR LESS ASSURE YOU THAT THE DEMONS WILL BE OF THE TITTY VARIETY, BUT BEYOND THAT IT'S ALL UP IN THE AIR. POSSIBLY LITERALLY. FOR ALL I KNOW YOU WILL END UP WITH A FELINID WHOSE BREASTS OCCASIONALLY BECOME HIGHLY BUOYANT WITHOUT WARNING. OR SHE MIGHT JUST HAVE A RACK THAT ENDLESSLY WHISPERS TO ANYONE WITHIN EARSHOT. WHATEVER THE CASE, I'M SURE IT'LL REALLY SPICE THINGS UP IN THE BEDCHAMBERS.

>>26657766
I LIKE YOUR STYLE. I'VE GOT AN OLD SPEEDER HERE I COULD PROBABLY RETROFIT. SLAP A CHAOS ENGINE IN THERE, PERFORM SOME PROFANE RITUALS, A BIT OF FLESHCRAFTING, AND WE'VE GOT US A SWEET ASS RAPESPEEDER WITH UNDERGLOW, A BEER COOLER, AND A BIG THROBBING DICK TO MAKE BITCHES FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING THEM. I BET DOOM RIDER WOULD GET A KICK OUT OF THAT.

INCIDENTALLY, WHEN I SAY 'SWEET ASS RAPESPEEDER,' I DO MEAN A SWEET ASSRAPE SPEEDER. BUT IT IS ALSO A SWEET-ASS RIDE. MOSTLY AN UNCONTROLLABLE HOWLING ABOMINABLE RAPE MACHINE OF WARPED ARTIFICE AND PULSING FLESH, BUT ALSO A SWEET-ASS RIDE. OR A SWEET ASSRIDE IF YOU'RE INTO THAT I GUESS. I AM ON FIRE TODAY, DAMN.

>> No.26658307
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26658307

>>26654788
>implying Chaos has any hold on ork spores
>laughing gork n mork
Stick to flashin up the diggas, cogboy.

>> No.26658393

>>26658307
NAH. THEY'LL STILL BE ORKS. THE BIOLOGIS WILL MERELY TANGLE THEIR GENES UP UNTIL THEY'RE FEMALE, KIND OF. MORE OR LESS. SEEMINGLY, ANYWAY. THEY'LL STILL MURDER YOU BUT THAT TAKES PLACE AFTER YOU'VE RENDERED PAYMENT AND IS THEREFORE NOT MY CONCERN AT ALL.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN BARTER FOR SOME REASONABLY INTACT SORORITAS ARMOR? LUCIUS THE ETERNAL HAS A VERY SPECIFIC COMMISSION FOR US AND FUCK IF THAT GUY ISN'T THE WHINIEST, MOST HIGH-MAINTENANCE CUSTOMER. I WILL PAY TOP SALVAGE FOR ANY AND ALL SORORITAS GEAR, AS LONG AS IT IS IN GOOD CONDITION.

>> No.26659128

>>26628269
Is it strange that my first thought when seeing this picture was TORGUE.

>> No.26659310

>>26658393
Sorry, all our Sororita Armor end up getting warped into Female Space Marine Armor...

...We do have plenty of Leman Russ Battle Tanks though.

>> No.26659381

>>26659128
Only because her clothes are more Dahl-like than Torgue. That gun is Torgue as fuck, though.

>> No.26659433

>>26610403
>afternoon tea with family members who had been converted into servitors

I can feel the warp overtaking my sides, it is a good pain.

>> No.26659462

>>26658393
>>26659310
Stop shitting up this thread with shitty, bumfuck retarded roleplaying. Please.

>> No.26659475

>>26622597
I would like to personally thank you for the word 'roblowjob'

>> No.26659597

>>26642545
>which is the bedroom warboss
>determined by size
>wot gubbins has she got under dat cloff?
This suddenly took a turn for MyFetishville

>> No.26659684

>>26659597
>>determined by size
Thank you for admitting you know nothing about orks. Orks only grow larger when they fight and win. Meaning the more she dominates you, the stronger, more muscular, taller, and more dominant she would get. Its a vicious cycle.

>> No.26659806

>>26659684
I don't think you quite cottoned to the kind of size I meant.

>> No.26659861 [DELETED] 

>>26659806
I did. I just ignored it since /d/ouchebags are scum.

>> No.26660221 [DELETED] 

>>26659861
Cry more.

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