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FEAR ME,

BUT FOLLOW!

>> No.26601369

FOR THE GLORY OF THE IMPERIUM!

>> No.26601399

EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE.

>> No.26601412

Thin your paints for the Emperor, for tomorrow they might dry.

>> No.26601452

EMPEROR PROTECTS!

>> No.26601505

For Emperor...!

>> No.26601546

>>26601505

HERETIC PORTRAYAL OF GLORIOUS IMPERIAL GUARD.

AWAIT APPROPRIATE HANDLING BY EMPEROR'S AUTHORITIES, HERETIC!

>> No.26601586

>>26601546

Eeehh... my clothes got stoled by... herectical ratling! Yeah... herectical ratlings....

>> No.26601614

>>26601586
>>26601505

DEATH TO EMPEROR'S ENEMIES.

>> No.26601738

>>26601237
BRUVA I AM PINNED HERE

>> No.26601760

>>26601546
>>26601505
I can see this being an official uniform in osme guard regiment somewhere.

>> No.26601820

>>26601738

WILL TEN THOUSAND DO IT?

BETTER SEND A MILLION.

TIME TO MAKE THE EMPEROR PROUD!

>> No.26601943

>>26601237
I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME! IT IS A GOO- Ah, shit, I'm in the wrong place, aren't I?

>> No.26601952

>> No.26601966

>that feel when that one girl in your squad dies and her guts are all over your armor, her blood on your face and all that remains of her is her helmet.

>> No.26602005

>>26601966
Feels bad man.
If I wasn't such a beta.

>> No.26602168

>>26601738
>>26601943


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSR9W8g6ak8

FOR THE EMPEROR!

>> No.26602300

The Neko 184th Kitty-Cat Regiment is here to serve for the Emperor nyaa!

>> No.26602350

>>26602300

>> No.26602363

>>26601237
FEAR ME,

BUTT FELLOW

>> No.26602485

>>26602300
Damn Abhumans. Before you know it they are following Chaos

>> No.26602554

>>26602485

FUCKING XENOS WITCH LIE ALL THE TIME.

>> No.26602621

>>26602300

>> No.26602665

>>26602485

Wut Kaos? Kan yer eat it?

>> No.26603004

My mind bears a great PAIN!

>> No.26603033

>>26601412
To you, that was the day that your owner spraypainted you with automotive primer.

To me, it was a Tuesday.

>> No.26603067

WITCHCRAFT HERESY AND MUTATION!

>> No.26603142

>>26603004
Yip. Know that feel bro.

>> No.26604526

>>26602300
Battlefield 2142 pls, you don't belong here. You'll get obliterated.

>> No.26605527

GLORY TO THE FIRST MAN TO DIE!

>> No.26605664

BACKBONE OF THE GUARD, READY TO SERVE.

>> No.26605736

No one is innocent, there are merely varying means of guilt.

>> No.26605811

Is there such a thing as female commissars?

>> No.26605835

>>26605811

Of course there are, but you would not know anything about it. Would you... DAEMONETTE?

>> No.26605853

>>26605835
I am no Heretek.

>> No.26605872

>>26605853

>implying

>> No.26605895

>>26605835

Nothing wrong with a little bit of moral boosting.

>> No.26605913

>>26605811

There's female anything in the Imperium.

Basically, as long as you are pure human and worship the Emperor, the Imperium accepts you. Gay, black, worship Him as a Sun God or nature spirit? Fine, as long as you worship Him somehow and your genes check out.

>> No.26605917

>>26605895
And other kinds of boostings if you know what I mean

>> No.26605940

>>26605913
I always figured the Imperium hated homosexuals because they can't reproduce.

>> No.26605965

>>26605913
Even then there are degrees of acceptable purity I remember a character in one book who was technically a mutant as he ticked so many boxes and was just slightly out of purity range, he was deformed or anything, literally just percentages.

>> No.26605968

>>26605940

A gay guy can aim a lasgun as well as a straight guy, so just stick him on the front line and who will know the difference?

>> No.26605973

>>26605917
Tell me more.

>> No.26606005

>>26605973
>>26605917
>>26605895

LOOKS LIKE HERESY TO ME.

>> No.26606017

>>26605940
There are plenty of careers for those who don´t have kids and like other men.

Like Space Marine.

>> No.26606051

>>26605913
What about a female emperor

>> No.26606071

>>26606005
"Yeah, lets show those heretics what for!"

>> No.26606085

A Sister of Cleaning bends over to pick up some bullet casings while sweeping the barracks
Guard 1: "Yeeeeah! I'd like to squeeze my hands around that!"
Still bent over, the sister gasps
Guard 2: "You said it! My ammo belt'd wrap around that so hard..."
The sister blushes
Guard 3: "I'd haul that baby to the top of our rhino and mount it right there!"
The sister is now wet with anticipation
Sister: "Well if you want it so ba-"
She sees them looking at an ammo requisition form for a storm bolter, and dejectedly starts weeping to herself

>> No.26606099

>>26606051

The Emperor empowers saints by His holy presence.

There are female saints.

QED, motherfucker,

>> No.26606115 [SPOILER] 

>>26606085

An Imperial Guardsman gets a Sister of Cleaning alone in a corner
Guard: "Hey Sister. I know this isn't standard protocol, and it might get me in trouble but... you just seem like somebody I can trust."
Sister: "Of course you can trust me. I'd never tell anybody anything you told me... or did to m-"
Guard: "I just can't hold it in any more. Sister... do you want to see my cock?"
The sister's heart is beating hard, she starts getting wet with excitement
Sister: "Ye... yes! I'd love to see it. C-can I touch it too?"
Guard: "Oh, you can stay up all night petting it if you want. We can't do it here though. Follow me to my room."
The sister follows him, literally shaking with excitement, tears of joy forming in her eyes
The guard opens the room and walks to a small cube of metal mesh in the corner of the room and removes a chicken from it
Guard: "His name is Sergeant Clucky! I raised him all the way up from an egg I got from a local farm! Isn't he precious? Go on, pet him!"
Sister: twitch
The next day the guard was flogged for harboring a live animal. The Commissar found out through an anonymous tip.

>> No.26606186

>>26606085
>>26606115
Why don't you stop spamming old shit from 1d4chan and actually write something new?

>> No.26606200

>>26606085
>guard
>Rhino
Do you even Praise the Emperor?

>> No.26606210

We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge.
In fealty of the God-Emperor (our undying Lord) and by the Grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial World of Typhon Primaris.
I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion.
May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects.

>> No.26606221

>>26606200

If you want to be generous, I guess Inquisitorial Stormtroopers still count as guard? Maybe?

>> No.26606249

>>26606210
Yep, read that in his voice.

>> No.26606255

IT ALL GOES UP IN FLAAAAAMES!

>> No.26606279

>>26606051

>> No.26606291 [SPOILER] 

>>26606051
That would be heresy, anon.
pic related, for example...

>> No.26606302

>>26606051

>> No.26606313

>>26602621

Why do I read that in Zaeeds voice from Mass Effect every time I see it?

>> No.26606325

>>26606255
FULL BURN, EMPTY THE TANKS!

>> No.26606361

>>26605527

FORWARD YOU DOGS! TO VICTORY!

>> No.26606365

>>26606325
THEY SHALL BURN! BURN!

>> No.26606401

>>26603033
Tropin' it up, Imperial scum.

>> No.26606410

>>26606210

>> No.26606438

>>26606401
>implying

>> No.26606484

>>26606313

Probably the Goddamn part.

Also, in case anyone is wondering, Zaeed is a great shadowrunner personality.

>> No.26606535

>>26606365
WE CAN TAKE THE HEAT.
>Preaching hembnp
Preaching, Holy Emperor's Burners and Purgers!

>> No.26606554

>>26601412
Em Bison wins!

>> No.26606555

>>26606365
Yay! Burn stuff! Reduce fingz to ashes! Make dem' do da fire dance! Haugh!

>> No.26606589 [SPOILER] 

>>26606484
I made him lead the fire team in ME2, he died like a god damn hero.
I got upset, the I saw the memorial wall, no Zaeed.
If I could, I would scratch his name onto that slab.
RIP MAKO.

>> No.26606591

>>26606555

GREENSKINS

I THOUGHT I SMELLED SOMETHING.

>> No.26606611

>>26606535

>Setting fire to xenos

It's fun for all the family!

>> No.26606681

>>26606555
Hello again, foul greenskins.

>> No.26606717

>>26606681
too bad you are fucking useless

>> No.26606724

FOR THE EMPEROR!

>> No.26606726

>>26606591
Yeah, ya right, we shoud take 'em down, da filthy greenskinz.
Let's hope my dizguise iz well made and my spoila too.

>> No.26606748

>>26606717

He looks like Space Dracula, what more do you want?

>> No.26606782

>>26606611
Indeed!

>> No.26606789

>> No.26606800

>>26606555
While you are xenos filth, at least you have the sense to see that fire is the superior weapon.

>>26606591
The Imperial Guard... Tainted heretics most likely!

This is actually in the Canoness' voice files, but doesn't get said ingame for some reason

>> No.26606817

>>26606789
>>26606724

>> No.26606819

>>26606800

Soulstorm Canoness was one of the funniest characters ever. She was PISSED.

>> No.26606840

>>26606726
MAIN GUN READYYYY!
FIRE!

>> No.26606882

>>26606819
Soulstorm, you say?
RHINOS, you say?

>> No.26606901

>>26606840

I DIED FOR THE EMPEROR!

>> No.26606903

>>26605940
If there's anything the Imperium has a surplus of it's population.

Non-breeders are fine.

>> No.26606904

Enemies of the Imperium hear me, you have come here to die

>> No.26606911

>>26606819
I know, right? Nearly all her lines were hammed up as fuck, even in an army of hammed up zealots.

UNBELIEVERS... MUST... DIEEEEEEEE!

>> No.26606922

Where did all these green guy come from?

>> No.26606926

>>26606800
We shoud unite under da banner of fire 'n' burnin' stuff fer some time and burn dese disgusting kaos fingies togeda.
Den I'm gonna turn mah skorcha against ya but dat's anozza story

>> No.26606961

>>26606904
Side note, it pissed me off how you could never actually hear him talk in Dark Crusade.

Whenever you clicked on the command squad, the sounds would always be of whichever commissar / priest / psyker you added last.

>> No.26606976

Anybody remember that Warlock with the really strong Manchester accent in the Eldar stronghold? Was damn hilarious.

What's more, the Farseer calls the Warlock "Sister", despite it so obviously being a man.

>> No.26607021

>>26606926
So be it, foul xenos! You shall see the superiority of holy promethium this day! NOW, TO BURNING!

Now I kind of want to run a Sisters/Ork army on the tabletop with maximum flamers. Screw the allies rules, burnas are what unite them!

>> No.26607034

>>26606904
You cannot impede the Black Inheritance

>> No.26607054

>>26607021

Just explain to your opponent that the second - literally, the SECOND - that the battle is over, the Sisters and Orks turn their flamers on each other.

>> No.26607055

Neko 184th Kitty-Cat Regiment attack! For Emperor nyaa!!

>> No.26607093

>>26607034

>> No.26607107

>>26606976
Eldar language is replete metaphor and double meaning. I wouldn't expect you to understand mon'keigh.

>> No.26607153

>>26607093

>> No.26607192

>>26607153

>> No.26607194

>>26607055

>> No.26607201

>>26607153
Pbbbt, fatass ubermenschen can't outstand the power of my wonderful mustache.

>> No.26607227

>>26607201

Lord Commander Freddy Mercury is the best humanity has to offer.

>> No.26607230

>>26607153

>> No.26607271

>>26607230
Beware of my high-definition moustache. Beware!

>> No.26607297

>>26607271
Emperor-God dammit, I forgot the mighty picture of me and my moustache.

>> No.26607313

>>26607230

>> No.26607340

More chaos dump pls

>> No.26607374

>>26607271
>>26607297
Hmm... No.. I think not.

>> No.26607488

>>26607340
Here's a better idea.

>> No.26607495

>>26607297
THE FLEET OF THE EMPEROR IS HERE LENDING SUPPORT.

>> No.26607583

We will purge these Heretics!

>> No.26607721

>>26607201
>>26607297
Hurr... Hurr hur hurr!

>> No.26607762

>>26606085
>>26606115

>> No.26607767

>>26607583

>> No.26607930

>>26607767
WE ARE THE GREY KNIGHTS

DO YOU THINK BEING OUTNUMBERED MEANS ANYTHING TO US!

>> No.26608099

>>26607930
WE WILL STAMP OUT HERESY, WHEREVER IT MAY ARISE!

>> No.26608983

>>26607093
I hear Ice Ice Baby every time I see this fucker. Pic related.

>> No.26609161

>>26607762

I wish Slaanesh's fapface in this wasn't turning me on. It disturbs and confuses me.

>> No.26609276

>>26607767
There used to be that spell where no daemon could come within 3 inches of the psyker who cast it. If any of them have that they'll be fine, bloodletters can't do shit.

It was in the first version of the GK codex, haven't played in years though so I don't know if they still have it

>> No.26609351

>>26609161

>> No.26609445

>>26609161

I think it's a cute face

>> No.26609841

>>26609351

Looks like Enchantress from Dota, I swear to god.

Makes it all the more heretical.

>> No.26612765

>>26605835
Uuuhhh, I don't think he's a Daemonette...

>>26606051
YES PLEASE!

>> No.26612801

>>26612765

I think you're a daemonette.

>> No.26612885

>>26609841

>Those who look upon her find themselves following blindly after her, only to die a short time later, perhaps from sensory overload
>Those who strike her feel themselves slowed, almost as if she exudes a soporific musk

>> No.26612891

>>26612801
Uhhh...
*Puts on hat.*
NO!
I'm the Commissar!
NOW GET BACK TO THE LINE SOLDIER!

>> No.26612936

>>26601237
>FEAR ME,
>BUT FOLLOW!


I thought that said

FEAR ME BUTTFLOW!


Which made me think the commissar was warning his troops about his horrible diarrhea,

>> No.26613055

>>26612891

I don't like this commissar, guys. I don't think they are supposed to have no noses and xeno witch ears.

>> No.26613097

You dare question the Commissar?

>> No.26613234

>>26613055
I took an incendiary shell to the face serving my duty to the Empress!
Now unless you want me to break out the Rectal Disciplinator, I suggest YOU GET BACK TO THE LINE!

>> No.26613263

>>26613097

I-I don't think "drop your weapons and start worshipping Slaanesh with daemonettes" is an appropriate order for a commissar...

>> No.26613305

>>26613263
That's not up to you soldier, that's for the commissar to decide! Jump onto my sword in repentance!

>> No.26613313

>>26613234

Errrr... Emp-ress?

>> No.26613446

>>26613313
GET BACK TO THE LINE!

>>26613305
Now sister, we should not go needlessly spilling the blood of those who would be of much better uses dying for the Empress...

>> No.26613466

>>26613446
I justed wanted Commissar-Senpai to notice me...

>> No.26613538

>>26613466
Your righteous piety more than makes you stand out in my eyes, Sororita-kōhai...
...In fact I have a special assignment just for you!

>> No.26613575

>>26613538
Y-yes Commissar!

>> No.26613639

>>26613575
Good, now follow me...

*Leads Sororita-kōhai through a Warp Portal.*

>> No.26613688

>>26613639
This can only end well~

>> No.26613689

>>26601546

>> No.26613836

>>26613688
(Well hopefully it will end in FEMALE SPACE MARINE!)

>> No.26613843

>>26613639

I knew it!

>> No.26613878

>>26613843
Corpses don't talk. Quit being a hero and start being a martyr.

>> No.26613905 [DELETED] 

>>2661384
*Sticks head back through portal.*
You're not dying!
>Ka-zaps
You've just spontaneously became a woman, Empress be Praised!

NOW GET BACK TO THE LINE!!!

>> No.26613943

>>26613843
*Sticks head back through Portal.*
You're not dying...
>Ka-zaps
You've just spontaneously become a woman is all, Empress be Praised!

...NOW GET BACK TO THE LINE!!!

>> No.26613981

>>26606882
Jesus Christ.
The Rhino.
Was in.
A METAL BOX.

>> No.26614032

>>26607055
>>26602300
>>26606291

>> No.26614070

>>26607227
Castor is Stalin
How do you not see that

>> No.26614204

>>26614032
What's going on further down is almost as much heresy

>> No.26614334

>>26614204
There's nothing wrong with a little sanctioned Sororita on Daemonette lesbian action... It's... A morale booster, yeah that's it.

>> No.26614401

>>26606817
You bastard now I can never unsee that!

>> No.26614446

>> No.26614453

>>26607054
After the battle ends you play one bonus turn with you controlling one of the allied forces and your opponent controlling the other.
Who controls which is decided by a coin flip.

>> No.26614482

>>26614446
Never fear, the Space Gypsies have arrived!

>> No.26614534

>>26614446
for some reason, i fucking hated drop pod bolters since the first time I heard about them

>> No.26614595

fucking space marines

>> No.26614686

FEAR INSURES LOYALTY!

>> No.26615381

>>26607201
"What a Wonderful Specimen! Truly Marvelous!"

"You admire these Xenos?"

"Indeed, their heads would look wondrous atop my fireplace. Merrick, Aim low."

Emperor Preserve me, but that line got me hooked!

>> No.26615888

Witneesss.... the glooory of the EMPEROR... through MEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.26616222

>>26615888
WITNESS YOUR DOOM!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvZiv5V4GeI

>> No.26618121

>>26601760
Does cat get flak armor?

>> No.26618909

>>26614334
Mmmmmyyeeessssss

>> No.26619579

>>26618909
SSSSSSSSSINDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

>> No.26619707

>>26619579
Lord Bale, can you not see I am...occupied at the moment with...mmmOVERSEEING the "indoctrination" of this loyalist to the cause of CHAOS. Whatever...problems...you are having with the Blood Ravens...It shall have to wait until I am done.

>> No.26619956

>>26614446
The Blood Ravens have arrived and they've come for our stuff.

>> No.26619973

>>26619707
But... they hide in METAL BOXES

>> No.26620124

>>26619973
It cannot be...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5XIIgWvWe8

>> No.26620221

>>26602665
kaos killed bob

>> No.26620269

>>26619707
Fuck you Sindri, get your own Sororitas!
AND HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT PRINCE AL, SHAKESPEAREAN DINOBOT GOD OF DEATH!!!

>> No.26620297

Human madmen! They can't be reasoned with ;_;

>> No.26620322

>>26620269

Now, now, no need to get upset, there are enough Sororitas to go around. Look, even the Grey Knights helped themselves to some before coming to fight us!

>> No.26620349

>>26620269
Mmmworry not... daughter of Slaanesh...I am not trying to interfere...I am merely...OBSERVINNNG how you conduct the ritual.
Please...pass on to your...progenitor...my thanks for my voice.
>>26620297
Are you...sure?

>> No.26620382

>>26620322
Khornette, get down here and let me lick your abs.

>> No.26620402

>>26620349
Absolutely, Sindri-san. You either plot, fornicate, or kill stuff. Tsundere is not an emanation of the Tau'va.

>> No.26620440

>>26601399

>> No.26620491

>>26620402
And yet we've found some members of your species...INCREDIBLY willing...to join our cause. With the right motivation, of couurrse.

>> No.26620514

Death to the enemies of the False Emperor!

>> No.26620515

>>26607055

>> No.26620531

>>26620514
If the Emperor is false then that means there is a real Emperor.

Who is the real Emperor then?

>> No.26620555

>>26620531

Checkmate atheists!

>> No.26620557

Wot da zog are dese gitz yammerin' about?

>> No.26620564

>>26620491
Uh oh, it's because they haven't embraced the fire caste's uh, fire for some time. Those poor, misguided souls...You know, the Greater Good is really Great once you get down to it.

>> No.26620573

>>26620531
It WAS Horus.
Many warriors of the...mmmTRUE POWERS...still fight on in his name.

>> No.26620609

>>26620564
Some of your vaunted fire warriors have...EMBRACED a new philosophy.

>> No.26620618

>>26620515

Hey now, Abhumans serving in the Imperial Guard has been sanctioned by the High Lords in the name of the Emperor himself. Go expand your Exterminatus ordnance on a real target! Like the goddamn Tau Empire, for instance!

>> No.26620632

>>26620609
Uh, I don't recall adding tentacles everywhere to be a valid philosophical point.

>> No.26620671

>>26620632
Ahhh, but it IS, where CHAOS is concerned

>> No.26620678

Commisar.
I have a cunning plan..
Why don't we simply kill Abaddon and destabilize the Cadian gate?

>> No.26620692

>>26620609
Chaos Tau aren't canon. Your propaganda means nothing!

>> No.26620712

>>26620671
But that's not the Greater Good and stuff. Chaos does not have Tau cookies.

>> No.26620778

>>26620712
mmmmYeeeeet...

>> No.26620796

>>26620678
If only it were so simple, guardsman.
We tried that, but only managed to ste…aquire a set of Terminator arm guards, gauntlets and pauldrons.

>> No.26620804

How can the Tau even fall to chaos?
They are completely inert physic-wise.

'Cept maybe the ethereals.

>> No.26620809

>>26620678

Come over Baldrick!

*Then slapping on his face!*

We had thought about it but the problem is killing the damn Abaddon!!!

>> No.26620813

>>26620804
*psychic-wise

Physics on the brain.

>> No.26620858

>>26620804
>>26620813

The Ethereals might even be resistant. The Fire Warrior novel has just such an event in it. The Ethereal sits serenely, warfire dancing all over, displaying no emotion or grievance of any kind for hours, while his human counterpart in captivity gets the shit mutated out of him in screaming agony.

Add credence to the theory that the Ethereals know more about Chaos than they let on, and have figured out some method of resistance to augment their natural resistance to the warp.

>> No.26620870

>>26620858

>The Ethereals might even be resistant.

*might even be MORE resistant

>> No.26620887

>>26620858
ethereals are probably a really long-term tzeentch plan

>> No.26620892

>>26620809
>action

>> No.26620908

>>26620796
H-how big were the pauldrons?

>> No.26620921

>>26620887
EVERYTHING is a really long-term Tzeentch plan.

>> No.26620922

>>26620618
Wot do you know of bein' an abhuman, ya stupid moggy? Step off, or I'll introduce me hoof to yer face.
BAAAAA

>> No.26620945

>>26620887
Eldar been confirmed behind the Tau.

And the Daemon Lord that tried to corrupted the Ethereal was a Lord of Change. The Ethereal had 4 chaos priests of the four chaos powers channeling Chaos energies at him from each chaos shrine, but it did nothing.

The Daemon said that it would take centuries to break that Ethereal. His and his servants efforts were like tides breaking upon a stony shore, in his own words.

>> No.26620956

>>26620921
Nope.

Necrons exist outside his plans.

No threads of Fate to pull them with.

>> No.26620968

>>26620804
>>26620858
>>26620870
Valid points, I suppose...but, in the long run, of...LITTLE consequence.
There are those among the legions who would be...MORE than HAPPY...to eradicate those they deem...irreligious.

>> No.26620999

>>26620349
Oh, well then you see Venerable Sister-Superior Marcella over there?
>Gestures to a being that might have once been a woman, but now has been warped and mutated into an obscene something resembling a bloated insect queen.
Yeah, we're going to shove Sororita-kōhai up her vangoo and let her Warp-infused womb transform what was once an ordinary woman into a FEMALE SPACE MARINE!

>>26620297
Oooh, it's those Blue Xeno what with all the Lasers I've heard so much about!

>>26620531
>>26620573
Pffffh, the Emperor is a Legit Human DEMIgod, but we Daughters' of Peace are hoping to apotheosize him into a true Warp Goddess!

>>26620491
>>26620609
YEEEEESSS!
Embrace the boobage!
Let us bless you with generous Bosoms so that you may be better equipped to spread the Greater Good!

>pleaseth aehabs
So sayeth Lord Captcha!

>> No.26621014

>>26620908
They were huge.

It means he has huge guts.

>> No.26621022

>>26620945
Confirmed?

I understand that the Eldar are currently manipulating them the same way they manipulate everyone. (lel Eldar secretly worship Tzeentch.) But has it actually been said that the Eldar caused the Tau and their rapid evolution?

>> No.26621026

>>26620968
Actually, the Word Bearers are already in a war with the Tau Empire.

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Ur-Clemait#.Ugu3tJLI0rw

>> No.26621035

>>26605913
That's where you are wrong, different races within humanity and sexes are fully accepted as they are adapted to different worlds but homosexuality is condemned on most, obviously some worlds condone it but it is condemned by the Inqusition.

>> No.26621040

>>26621014
I feel the warp overtaking me! RIP AND TEAR!

>> No.26621062

>>26621022
Xenology hints hard that the Eldar created the Ethereals (By hinting I mean smacking with the face with it).

Outer Reach has a Necron discovering that the Tau are work of one of the Old Ones servants. (Who else other than the Eldar).

>> No.26621100

>>26620804
I imagine that the Tau do have a psychic signature in the warp, it's just very weak. How else could they even skim it if they didn't? It's kind of similar to how the Eldar have a much more powerful psychic signature than humans do.

>>26620858
As for the Ethereal I imagine it's because he was keeping himself calm and free of emotions. Coupled with the fact that Tau are rather weak psychically (which can go both ways), he would be much harder to possess. Though I guess the Ethereals might have a bit more of an "extra defense" against the warp thanks to their belief in the Great Good.

>> No.26621103

>>26606961
Which is great, cause the nasal american accent didnt fit in at all

>> No.26621105

>>26620999
Wondrous.
If you ever need help...RECRUITING...more daughters of the False Emperor...Let me know. I've been...working...on an album of power ballads...with Kharn and Doomrider. Tests have proven the songs to be quite...ENTHRALLING.
If you'll excuse me, I must get back to the studio. Enjoy your...ritual, dear daughter of Slaanesh.

>> No.26621125

>>26621100
I think the canon is that they can skim it only because they stumbled across the technology.

They got their hands on a warp engine and had no fucking clue about it.

I also think there is definitely something more to the Ethereals. Obviously GW are trying to make them more grimdark because original Tau were PERFECT SPACE COMMUNISTS.

>> No.26621149

>>26621100
Just FYI.

Low Warp signatures mean nothing as a defense against possession since Daemons possess inanimate things that range from planets to small daggers.

>> No.26621163

>>26621125
They add little kinks and twists to everything and it's your pick to believe them or not.

I personally view the Tau as a 100% tech I-don't-buy-that-mystical-crap race, or a generic sci fi race in a half-fantasy setting. Which makes them awesome.

>> No.26621165

>>26621125
>>26621100
Another FYI.

They no longer skim the Warp.

This was retconned.

>> No.26621168

>>26620678
>>26620809
>That feel when your idea for a Warhammer 40,000 movie is basically Blackadder goes Forth crossed with Band of Brother, getting to know a Guardman unit as they sit in a trench for an hour and twenty minutes...

...Too bad they never get to go 'Ver the Top...

>> No.26621177

>>26621105
you can get DOOOOOOOOOMRIDERRRRRR
to stay in one place for an extended amount of time?

>> No.26621184

>>26621168
>an hour and twenty minutes
>Implying command would wait that long before sending the next wave

>> No.26621191

>>26621165
What do they do now? I'm sure I read in the newest Codex that they still 'hop' into the warp.

>> No.26621235

>>26621184
Well it's to get an idea what being a Guardsman would truly be like; Wait, wait, move a bit, wait, wait, wait some more, move a bit, wait...
AND THEN SUDDENLY ORKS POUR IN AND SLAUGHTER EVERYONE!

>> No.26621239

>>26621177

Yes! You just need a mountain of cocaïne! And no, this is not hyperbole!

A couple of lusty Eldar maidens is an asset too, but good luck finding those, and even more good luck keeping those intact until he arrives!

>> No.26621267

>>26620968
something that i have always wondered is, who do Word Bearers hate more? atheists or those who worship something other than Chaos?

>> No.26621286

>>26621177
He...only shows up for the guitar solos...but we've managed to keep him around on occasion with...copious...amounts of various drugs...
Kharn...usually handles the main axe work.
Our...drummer is a plaguebearer...his drums always sound like a beating heart...
Bass...is handled by a lord of change...none are better at using such a...subtle instrument...to bring the songs together.

>> No.26621294

>>26621191
Nope.

They have sub than light engines that are confined to real space.

The first Warp Engine they got their hands on was in Damocles Crusade and they failed to figure how it worked. So this retcons the BFG fluff.

>> No.26621313

>>26621267
Atheists.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=4CVQ2naLm0Y&t=365.

>> No.26621341

>>26621267
Those who don't worship anything.
DoW: DC had Eliphas get recognition from Lorgar for crushing the tau for that reason.

>> No.26621369

>>26601399
>>26620440

EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SURF

>> No.26621389

>>26621286
Do you need to catch your breath?

You seem to be panting a lot.

>> No.26621449

>>26621389
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVpYGzogmE4

>> No.26621537

>>26621449
Dude, you need to stop smoking. Or else, I'll have to...take away your cigarette bawkses.

>> No.26621564

Its like the roleplay threads back in 2008...

>> No.26621569

>>26621149
Yes, but usually this is after the boundary between the Warp and the material realm has been torn wide open. They need get their foot in the door, so to speak, and that's usually through psykers. Once the Daemons get through though, sure Tau could be possessed.

>>26621165
>>26621294
Didn't realize that though. I was going under the assumption they could still kinda enter the warp, meaning they had a least a little psychic potential even if it was negligible.

>> No.26621573

ONLY IN DEATH DOES DUTY END!

CHAARGE!

>> No.26621583

>>26621537
You're one to talk.

>> No.26621633

>>26621569
What I meant is that their ships no longer have the ability skim the Warp since it was retconned away.

However, the Tau themselves can enter the Warp.

See :

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Corflich_Loatheheart#.UgvDPJLI0rw

>> No.26621646

>>26621369
>>26601399
>>26620440
EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERF!

>> No.26621667

>>26607297

yeah i'm signing my new warrant right now but what game is this?

>> No.26621688

>>26621667
Dow 2 : Retribution

>> No.26621759

>>26621633
After having read the new Codex again you're right. The ability to skim the warp has been retconned. But it does state that after/during the third sphere expansion they developed engines that could reach 'unthinkable speeds', which must mean they've broken the speed of light somehow without using the warp. And that they've developed statis pods so passengers do not age.

>> No.26621883

>>26621759
Whether they broke to FTL or not is a subject of debate around here.

Personally, I don't care. Either way, it's fast enough to make them an annoyance to the Imperium but too slow to expand them into a larger Empire.

>> No.26621914

>>26621883
Well it's the phrase 'Unthinkable speeds'. Being a scientist myself the only unthinkable speed are those past the speed of light. And the Tau are far more scientific than we are.

>> No.26622243

>>26621062
Orks, they created the tau, so they can have more dakka.

>> No.26623331

>>26620999
M-miss Daemonette, I don't think I'd be okay with that.

>> No.26623450

>>26622243
Tau gunz make no Dakka. They Pew Pew, ya git.

>> No.26623511

>>26606800

Another interesting fact about unused lines:

She has 'enemy spotted' lines regarding a 'daemon' target. As does every faction beside dark eldar and of course necrons. All unused.

>> No.26623651

>>26623331
...B-but how else will we make you a righteous weapon of the Empress' fury?!?!

>> No.26623685

>>26623651
By not shoving me into a giant monstrous vahjayjay?

>> No.26623719

>>26623511
As do regular Sisters! I guess that Daemons were planned as a faction at some point? It seems a bit overly specific to have them reacting specifically to a few units that Chaos can field.

The Canoness has some hilariously hammy lines when she spots Chaos Marines. Shame they don't trigger ingame:

"ABOMINABLE TRAITORS!"
WRETCHED HERETICS!
"The blasphemers shall meet only with unlfinching justice!"

She also has this gem against the Imperial Guard:

"Imperial Guard! Surely they are guilty of thought in their hearts."

>> No.26623783

>>26623719
If I remember right, a lot of the stuff had to be cut because of the stupid insistence that flying units had to be added into Soulstorm so they didn't have enough time to add the cut content.

>> No.26623828

>>26623719

And the single, SINGLE well-written line of hers was an unused one! The daemon spotted one -
"Spirit of noxious immateria, begone from hence!"

And nah, I figure that they had planned to be unit-specific responses to relic units. Note the presence of a 'monstrosity' sighted set, too, for non-daemon bigass things. Or so I theorize.

Because the daemon spotted and monstrosity spotted lines have been in game since vanilla DOW, and also in winter assault and subsequently DC and SS, without dark eldar and necrons.

Definitely unfinished business, but I don't think they had a new faction planned for that long without further development, considering that almost every new race along the way continued to have dedicated spotting lines. (Along with their commanders).

>> No.26623858

>>26623783
Yeah. According to 1d4chan, Ironlore wanted to add things like Weirdboyz and Tech Marines, but couldn't because Relic and THQ made them focus on flyers. Damn shame, would have loved properly fleshed out armies rather than scores flyers.

>> No.26623871

>>26623719

Oh, and before I forget, the SS bugfix mod fixes those right up, every unused file has their corresponding code cleaned up.

Also, seemingly, the Living Saint had synch-kills all of this time that Iron Lore/Relic never bothered getting working properly. But they do now. I haven't found any specific badass Living Saint vs. Relic unit match yet, though...

Here's the link, they're still updating that shit.
http://forums.relicnews.com/showthread.php?271793-Soulstorm-Bugfix-Mod-1-47

>> No.26623901

>>26623828
>"Spirit of noxious immateria, begone from hence!"
>well-written
That's fucking awful. Can you actually say that aloud without feeling like an idiot?

>> No.26623916

>>26623901
In the Warhammer 40K universe, yes, yes you can.

>> No.26623943

>>26623901

It's part of a rite of exorcism. Delivered in such a manner, it would have been badass.

But, yeah, it probably just would have been hammed up like the rest of them.

>> No.26623956

>>26623916
No, pretty sure even in 40k 'hence' doesn't work like that.

>> No.26623986

>>26623871
Oh cool, thanks bud.

>> No.26624011

>>26623943
It's not all that hammed. She says it angrily, but doesn't bellow it.

>> No.26624047

>>26623956

Not in modern English, you're right; it doesn't.

In older English, the time in which a lot of old catholic texts were Anglicised, it likely did. And it's this kind of language that the writers were clearly trying to emulate.

>>26623901

Judge for yourself: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gpJkjIBcS6

>> No.26624074

>>26624047
No, even in the antiquated form, 'get thee hence' means 'get away from here' and 'begone from hence' is redundant.

>> No.26624101

>>26624047
Not enough OMPH in this one. It doesn't convince me that she's facing a Daemon.

>> No.26624117

>>26620922
>>26620618
acceptable.

>> No.26624234

>>26624074

Ah, I see. Well in that case I'll just go by the old standby of SOULSTROM.

>>26624101
And yeah. Not enough passion at all. Underacted, unlike every other line she bloody delivered where the opposite applies.

>> No.26624300

>>26624074
Blame Dan Abnett.

>Lord Rorken strode past me, wielding a ceremonial silver flamer he had snatched from one of his attendants. The acolyte ran behind, struggling to hold on to the gold-inlaid fuel tanks and keep pace with his master.

>Rorken's voice sang out above the mayhem. 'Spirit of noxious immateria, be gone from hence, for as the Emperor of Mankind, manifold be his blessings, watches over me, so I will not fear the shadow of the warp…'

>> No.26624318

>>26614446
>blue drop pods
at least they steal from the smurfs as well

>> No.26624346

>>26624300
speaking of Warhammer 40k books are any of them good? i wanted to find one from the Chaos prespective ( or any other xenos race)

>> No.26624351

>>26623685
But how else will we make you an 11 foot tall Amazon?

>> No.26624374

why don't the guardsmen just shoot their comissar?

>> No.26624420

>>26624346

I for one absolutely adore the Ciaphas cain series. Think of it as a 40K book but with these guys as the main characters:

>>26620809
>>26620678

It can thus be much less grimdark than the rest of the 40K universe, but goddamn if it isn't entertaining.

>> No.26624447

>>26624346
The Eisenhorn series is actually bretty gud.

>> No.26624460

A bit prophetic that flyers messed up soulstorm like flyers did for 6th edition...

>> No.26624464

No one grammars like General Sturnn.

>ALRIGHT MEN

>TIME TO WAGE TO WAR

>> No.26624470

>>26624420
Ciaphas Cain is a great series. Would recommend.

>> No.26624499

>>26624374
Well according to Ciaphas Cain, they DO, which is why I always like seeing NON-blammy portails of Commissars.

>> No.26624519

>>26624374
This.
>>26624499


Apparently lots of Commisars have 'accidents' far from battlefields.

And if they find themselves in trouble on the battle guess who isn't going to come help them?

Get the Cain books, he explains it all very well. Because being a nice commissar is brilliant, why? Because if you die their unit might get one of the shitty commissars. So they'll actually RISK their lives to keep you in their unit.

>> No.26624532

>>26624460
>flyers messed up soulstorm

Not really. The Barrapecuda and, if I remember correctly, the Hell Talon were overpowered, but it wasn't really anything beyond standard DoW imbalance.

>> No.26624600

>>26624519
>>26624499
>Play Dow 2 Ret
>IG vs IG
>See enemy Commissar
>Send Catachans against him
>Catachan : You are not the first commissar I killed today
>mfw traitors in my regiment
>mfw I send them all to their deaths.

>> No.26624699

>>26624532

I mean that in the sense that other things could've been achieved instead of flyers which nobody wanted for both SS and 6thed...

>> No.26624726

>>26624519
Indeed, this is how Nurgle and my NiceDaemonettes keep getting followers, you'd be suprised how far a little kindness in a Grim and Dark universe filled with Unending War will get you.

>> No.26624734

>>26624464

Do I see... TWO FUCKING GORGUTZs?

The only way Sturnn could survive that is if the two Gorgutzs see each other fight each other for their heads.

>> No.26624788

>>26624420
i saw one of the Ciaphas Cain books at my store ( the one where he is on the snow world i think). I really wanted to get it but i dont know if i should start with the first one or not

>> No.26624848

>>26624699
Oh yeah, I guess. Though non-FW flyers first started to creep in during 5th edition, just under the skimmer rules.

...And I also remember a lot of complaining about how Necrons were hit hard by 5th. Kind of like the huge nerf they received in Soulstorm. Which came out earlier the same year.

Spooky.

>> No.26624929

>>26624734
When cutscenes are generated in-game, strange things can happen.

>> No.26624945

>>26624848

ids habbenang!!one!!!eleven!

>> No.26624959

>>26624788

Well, anon, it's your lucky day then. I'm feeling generous.

www . dropbox . com /s/zllcih8x7dw5pxe/1-For%20the%20Emperor.pdf


Here's the first in the series. On the provision that you get around to buying one of the later books if you like it.

>> No.26625033

>>26624470
>>26624447
was Fire Caste a good book? a IG vs. Tau book seems really interesting
>>26624959
thank you so much anon. And yeah i am actually planning on buying The Traitors Hand and Caves of Ice

>> No.26625102

>>26605940
I'm sure there are sects the elesiarchy that do. But It never been addressed in the fluff as far as i know.
>>26605968
>>26606017
>>26606903
This fits with my head cannon too

I mean if there aren't at least gay acts on naval vessels. Or a couple sacred band of thebes themed guard units i would be disappointed

>> No.26625213

>>26624346
Storm of Iron and Lord of Night are two Chaos books I would Highly Recommend. Those, and maybe the Word Bearers Omnibus.

>> No.26625844

>>26624929
damn true. One time,in the Dark Crusade IG Stronghold cutscene, I saw the Commissar fail to execute that trooper who steps forward. Seriously, he fired his gun but the trooper didn't die, just remained forward from the others, standing at attention.

I like to think that the Commissar was so embaressed about missing that he just carried on as is nothing had happened.

>> No.26627614

WE'LL PAINT THEM ALL A PRETTIER COLOR!

>> No.26628871

>>26624351
Couldn't we just cuddle or something and not shove me into the giant vagina monster.

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