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You're on Holy Terra when this guy slaps your Emperor on the ass. What do you do?
Is he 6'10" and 150 pounds?
>>265336378 or 9 feet tall and 1000lbs in armor.
>>26533648That's not how it goes, dingus.
>>26533631Slap all of the chaos gods on their collective asses, two can play at this game.
>>26533662Harder.
>>26533662Unexpected, but amusing!
>>26533725>Tzeentch>not expecting it
>>26533743I can slap ass pretty damned fast.
>>26533631THE FUCK YOU DOING?? KILL HIS ASS!!
>Worshiping the False Emperor>Any yearAll glory to The Warmaster!
>>26533662MY TURN!
>>26533631depends...>>civilian getting raped by daemonettes/slaughtered by Khorne's followers/ infected by Nurgle's followers/ planned by Tzeentch's followers / and so on.>>servant in imperial Palace hiding, helping besieged army, and so on.>>Marines or warrior Fighting for mankind>>Terminatorassaulting Horus' warbarge>>Ultramarines arriving too late>>Salamanderrecovering from butthurt>>BloodAngelBlackRaging my arse off.>>SquatI'm not here, I don't exist
Damn you newfags don't know what the gods look like.
>>26533861>Implying the chaos gods have a set form.Newfag.
>>26533861>That nurgle symbol
>>26533631Stick my Emperor in a Golden Chair and feed him thousands of Pykers for 10 thousand years.
>>26533631Hey you! Baldie! If you want to mess with him try Ollanius firts! I am waiting!...i am so drunk right now.
>>26533885Sure.
>>26533861>Nurgle's symbol is a penis.That can't be unintentional.
>>26533861Dude, those images upthread are pretty clearly of chaos champions, not the gods themselves.
>>26533662>hand sinks into Nugle's ass folds>he doesn't even notice>hand rots off and gets stuck in there
>>26533861I just like the four generic champions design.
>>26533982Is the one of the extreme right Slaanesh?
>>26534027No, the center-right one is.With the fucking boob.
>>26534067welp don't know how i missed thatOther than the mutations, what are the actual disadvantages of your soul going to Slaanesh?
>>26533894>>26533951Nurgle is also an old dirty fatguy.
>>26534102The bit where s/he eats it.There's no avoiding it. Eventually it'll get bored of you, and snack on your soul. There is no other option.
>>26534102An eternity of torture and...and... wait.If your soul just gets consumed painfully by daemons when you die, and if you devote your soul to Slaanesh you get a mix of torture and sex and both at once for eternity...What IS the downside? 0.o
>>26534123Oh right.I didn't realise in 40k, a daemon afterlife would eventually result in your soul being destroyed. I thought it was just forever with your god.
>>26534132The bit where all your sensations are drained away, leaving the very core of your being aware but deadened to all of existence, locked in a nihilistic void as all your drives and passions are sucked from you and consumed.
>>26534102All your joy is sucked out of you. Then you die, and realize you wasted your life, and then your soul is eaten.
>>26534132Slaanesh eats you soul and you suffering is a mixed bag for Slaaneshi cultistWhere as Khorne, Tzeentch and Nurgle won't eat you, they'll just punish you, shatter your sanity, or give you a hug and say you tried your best respectivley
>>26534113
>>26534081I love that one.Especially how The Scream worked its way in on the lowest bridge.
>>26534223At first, Nurgle's symbol was some sort of penis.Just check old Champion's models.Of course it was changed into a more conventional 3 dots "tryskel of Nurgle"
>>26533631My duty.
>>26534242Oily shit, looked at it my entire teenage and never saw it ... well done sherlock.
>>26534177>>26534192>>26534210>Not ascending and becoming a DaemonPlebs.
>>26533823oh wait fuck, his symbol is a styalized skull.
>>26534412Who's the idiot in the coat?
>>26534846Ollanius Pious, saint of the common man doing his duty though he knows he will fall and his sacrifice go unnoticed and unmourned.Also a notably distinct entity from the Terminator/Custode on the Archtraitors War Barge.