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Show me heresy the likes of which would make the Emperor's bony ass fall off of his golden toilet.

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Rolled 97


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Is it pony/40k crossover time?

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I don't know! we only have a limited time before the mods return!

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I would totally risk getting BLAMMED to get at Jeany.

>> No.26485067

That is pretty damn heretical

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(and yes I know it's WHFB)

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Have some heresy of the highest order.

>> No.26485118

THIS RUSTLES MY JIMMIES MORE THAN ANYTHING. FUCK YOU ANON FUCK YOU YOU PONY LOVING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously I would kill you if given the chance.

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We need more Xeno.

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Good, good. Let the rage flow through you.

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Deel hwith eet, loyhaleest.

>> No.26485294

Access to super prime Heresy.


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No-one can stop the heresy

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>was painting deathwatch niggas with my friend at local gamestore the other week
>super fat fucking aspergers chick waddles up from the games area where people are playing M:tG
>"what are you guys painting, warhammer?"
>respond in a short, dismissive manner, hoping she'll go awake
>she doesn't go away, she keeps talking about bullshit none of us care about
>"me and my friends were thinking about mixing warhammer up and making it PONYhammer... you know, like warhammer, but with ponies"
>just stare at this fucking person in disbelief

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you are too late, we have already won.

>> No.26485450


no, pretty sure you lose by default because when you say "we" it includes that fat aspergers lady

and no, i'm not following that link, the faggotry in this thread is plenty, thank you.

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A beverage worthy of Horus.

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It's okay friendship is magic.

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>> No.26485540

That looks delicious.

>> No.26485555


that is going to ruin the shit out of someone's day

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because of you 40 little kids visiting my house this year are going to cry

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I got your heresy right here.

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>> No.26485776

...Why does the Tzeentchian Pony look like a design Hasbro would actually try to market?

>> No.26485784

they probably would have cried if you gave them normal caramel apples

ungrateful little shits these days

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Shit photshop

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>> No.26485850

So much work and not even a decent punchline.

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Im already in trouble for last year, it seems putting chili pepper juice in the FREE apple cider i give out in FREE paper cups is frowned upon by these carebear parents as well as a mayor or two

>> No.26485866

That it was named slut patrol always filled me with hope that it would involve pornography, and saddened me when it never did.

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It gets better-ish

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I want to go read my horus heresy book, fuck.

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>> No.26486029

Wait, is that a Blood Angel or a Blood Raven?
Because I believe we established the Magpies as the remnents of Samus Aran's lost Leigon.

>> No.26486048


Nice, if you want to fart and shit all day.

>> No.26486054

>established the Magpies as the remnents of Samus Aran's lost Leigon.

Reads like a shitty fic

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Someone is fixing to get transfered to the Pretty Marines.

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Pretty sure that's supposed to be part of a prank since they look like caramel apples. Someone bites in expecting delicious apple and gets a mouth full of onion.

>> No.26486152

Where you at, nigga? I knew a person exactly like this back at University, bruv.

>> No.26486176

If Samus has a legion, it would probably go rolling through tubes and plaster everyhing with explosives.

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>> No.26486223

There are Pony-reference 40k armies all over the place. I won't post pics though because I don't want to be banned for three days.

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Heresy? HERESY!

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>> No.26486356

Heresy has never been so cuddly.

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>> No.26486360

i c 1 boob

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Damn. I hope the side nip I didn't notice doesn't get me a ban.

>> No.26486400


I'm pretty sure that's painted onto a bra.

>> No.26486401

No you don't - she wears tank top with "nudity" painted over it.

>> No.26486404

I kind of want to know why you're having 40 kids at your house all at once.

>> No.26486416

not "at once"
because Halloween

>> No.26486419

I don't know about that other guy, but if I'm playing Wahammer I have 40kids over here every weekend.

>> No.26486424


Oh right, fair enough.
I can't look at that picture for too long, the weird colours and shading or something starts to mess with me. It's not just me, right?

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Took me a minute, not going to lie

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Heh... Heheh... I see what you did there.

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"Through the souls of your brothers and sisters I take My place as a forth amongst the Three; through their Pleasure I ascend my Throne."

And then the Prince set amonst the stars a Throne that rippled and shone like finest satin, and there He reclined to give His commandments. "Raise buildings and sing songs to My glory. In My name, pursue your arts and enshrine all Beauty. Let all people follow their every desire, sate their every hunger, and deny themselves no adventure. For it is in these things, and in each other, that you will find the greatest pleasure, and it is through these things, and through each other, that you shall raise yourselves high, even onto the steps of My throne."

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Then a cloud passed over the face of the sun, and the Prince spoke again, His voice both syrup and poison: "You will take Pleasure in all that is, though your bodies will break and your souls be forfeit. You will do this, and do it gladly. For I am Slaanesh, most jealous of gods, most demanding of lovers, and My Thirst for you shall never be sated."

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>Someone actually painted pretty marines
Looks like a couple hundred dollars thrown away for a half-assed joke. Not even a good job at the camo on the tanks either.

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>Not sharing with the Emprah

>> No.26488455

I don't get the image. May a kind Americlap please explain it?

>> No.26488594


get out of here heretic.

thems is twinkies.

>> No.26488653

Who and what is this female? What is KOB?

>> No.26488963

Twinkies are a form of chocolate, right? Western Ausfailian here, have never encountered twinkies, only heard the term thrown about.
I was more looking to have someone explain what the joke is about the cubicle being filled with them, but okay.

>> No.26488995

Nope, sponge cake with a cream filling. Supposedly was originally banana cream filling.

>> No.26489047

it's vanilla.

A twinkie is one of the best and worst things for you. It's such a guilty pleasure do to how good they taste, but even looking at them you can see how bad they are for you. Sady Hostess went under a few months back so now you have people making their own versions, and the true twinkie is no more.

>> No.26489069

Is this something that I am going to openly weep about missing if I ever go stateside? I just never noticed them in Australia (east and west coast), Indonesia, Singapore and Japan, are they sold in those places but not as widely or something? It reminds me of a thing in Japan that was like a sponge with sweet bean paste inside, I assume it is a less oriental variant?

>> No.26489074

There is a blood drop on his chest plate so 1+1= Blood angel.

>> No.26489082

>Holding hands

>> No.26489092


Actually I think someone bought hostess and is using the same recipe, I have a box in my kitchen right now but I do not remember where it came from.

It was not there a week ago though.

...dun dun dun.

>> No.26489116

It's as American as Apple pie and Baseball. It's not something to throw a fit over missing due to the fact that the versions made by other companies are more or less the same. I know sarah lee makes some as well as little debbies, whch imo are the superior versions.

>> No.26489134

i like your style.
are you implying that to be a bad thing?
dude, twinkies are back. where have you been?

>> No.26489162

>It's not something to throw a fit over missing
Tallahassee would beg to differ...

>> No.26489172

Sauce please? Google is being less than useful.

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The best heresy!

>> No.26489336

>Warforged having sex


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sick bastard

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You think I'm finished

>> No.26489501

I have one for all the marine fans. New codex author: Robin Cruddace!
I'm not even kidding

>> No.26489515


Jesus christ at least censor it! Think of the children.

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>> No.26489526

>Friend says "I'm in a shitty mood, link me something feel good
>Recomends Clannad
>Fuck you anon

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S-Stop it anon!

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Space Wolves committing heresy of the highest degree!! Not for the weak of heart (save for Space Marines, who know know fear after all!)

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Oh dont worry, I just wanted to oblige you.

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Please continue dumping what you have: I'd like to create a 'holding hands' folder.

>> No.26489659

You monster, I'm calling the FBI.

>> No.26489675
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Forgetting the pony thing altogether, that would actually be pretty terrifying to run into.

Horse skulls are actually pretty creepy. That forward set of teeth. The fact that they're /always smiling/.

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Seriously though please post it. I need some stuff for threads like these.

>> No.26489726

I'm not at my computer, so I have no collection with which to share.

>> No.26489751

So you have a collection of holding hands. You must share it sometime.

>> No.26489777

We will see, it's on an old hard drive, it's mostly lesbians though.

>> No.26489824

>We will see, it's on an old hard drive
It's understandable if you can't. A few months back I tried to share my DiD folder with some anons from /v/, even namefagging for them, but it never worked.

>it's mostly lesbians though.
Casual babby shit actually that's the best

>> No.26489847

Hmph. Not nearly vanilla enough.

... Carry on though.

>> No.26489857

Again, it's at my house, where I am not, at very best it won't be for a few days since I'm on a business trip.

>> No.26489884

Well I doubt we'll run into each other again, but thanks anyway anon. Have a fun trip.

>> No.26489902

Depends on how long this thread lasts and/or if you frequent this place. If I can't make it available I do apologize.

>> No.26489922

I don't frequent /tg/ as much as I should, but I might stick around and see what I find. In my experience though this sort of thing isn't successful.

>> No.26489972


I was listing this before I even saw this thread.

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Define heresy

>> No.26490019

>But... It's a sin to have tits this huge for a girl your age!
We all knew that one girl in highschool...

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This for instance! (spoilering for the weak of heart!)

>> No.26490065

Counting the ones I recognize...

>> No.26490068


>Damn! Men have different genitals than women!

Learn something new every day.

>> No.26490110

These kill me everytime. Half of the fun from doujins is lines like these.

>> No.26490111

She was my close friend, and I was of course madly in love. Quite awful really
Of course, there are guy penises and girl penises

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>Why is that giraffe pounding into my anus so fiercely?!

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Not to mention the authors lack of knowledge when it comes to the human body

>> No.26490156

The one I saw like that was this wretched creature, it was like the hunchback of notre dame that also had massive tits.

>> No.26490193

>Heavens to betsy!

>> No.26490224

>But I'll take your virginity, mom...


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>Hello is this the Police?...Yes. Two adults with dicks hanging out are playing rock paper scissors beside an unconscious girl near an elementary school

>> No.26490249

Could be adopted.

>> No.26490274

No. I think in context she means (yes she) her mom's anal virginity or something. Apparently the japanese have a concept of different types of virginities.

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Or adoption.

>> No.26490300

Pretty sure most of those authors are just idiots.

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Is this like the throatpussy?

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>> No.26490322

Has that dude never driven a car before? Who reaches half way into the passenger seat, about 6 inches too high, attempting to grab the shifter?


>> No.26490329

>Being nasty, being free, in the body of a beautiful female giraffe!!!


>> No.26490345

It's from a series called... Oh god, I'm blanking.
Well anyways, her name is Asuna, and KOB are the Knights of Blood, a guild in the series. Something to do with people getting stuck in a VR video game. The anime was shit, but the books were better.

>> No.26490361

Sword Arts Online?

>> No.26490373

Not exactly. From the mangas I've seen it's kind of a technical term (you lose your anal virginity the first time you do anal and so on for vagina, mouth etc.) used to simply add more deflowering, because Japs love virgins.

>> No.26490387

Jesus fucking christ. I need the sauce on this fucking pic.

>> No.26490396


>don't be rough, a girl's penis is sensitive

But it is! You can't touch it like a guys!

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I'm ever so slightly frightened by the speed. I hadn't even started searching

>> No.26490438

no you don't it really sucks.

She gets it custom made and buys it, talks about it for like 20 min, and then when she decides to test it she gets like part of the head in and that's it.

>> No.26490466

Anon delivers. Thank you.

>> No.26490470

That is Asuna Yuuki from Sword Art Online. Knights of Blood (KOB) is a guild that she is the sub-leader of .

>> No.26490558

Some of these... I need to know the sources. Yet I know it would be bad for me.

>> No.26490580

Ahh, Clannad.

The only show with a downer ending so terrible it's retconned before the series finishes.

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Go forth anon, find your destiny, now you have a goal

>> No.26490789

So much heresy, so little time

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>MFW I found a new Rarity/Dark Eldar image

Thanks, Heresy!

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Is this heresy?

>> No.26491067

No, not unless those babby frogs are holding hands

>> No.26491096

Nah, it's just proof that nature is weird.

>> No.26491150

Yeah, in the context of the OVA, it was anal virginity. Then she made a dog fuck her mother.

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Oh my. Too bad it looks like absolute dirt

>> No.26491240

What, the OVA? It was okay, nothing special. I've seen worse quality animation and design.

>> No.26491290

>Yeah, in the context of the OVA, it was anal virginity.
>Then she made a dog fuck her mother.
Oh those Japanese!

>> No.26491302

The golden cubicle

>> No.26491377

He's been eating only those for the last 10,000 years...

>> No.26491406

No wonder he's on the toilet all the time

>> No.26491483

> Taste the legendary penis that killed a water buffalo in his homeland!
My sides have reached terminal velocity.

>> No.26492268

Is it time to post horse pussy now?

>> No.26492274

...It is never that time.

>> No.26492881

that was yesterday

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>> No.26494308

If anything, that's anti-heresy.

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Goodness, if the Emperor were to ever learn of such lewd heresy...

...He would fap his royal cock.

>> No.26494533

enjoy prison after some snowflakes eyes wather and the parents have you arrested for terrorism.

>> No.26494556

Our commisar helped the squad murder an inquisitor.

In fairness, the inquisitor did touch his hat.

>> No.26494592

You got a uncensored version of that? I must praise Slaanesh.

>> No.26494602


I don't get why the internet is so obsessed with legos.

It's like... Those things shouldn't just be laying around your house anymore unless you're 12 or autistic. It just seems to me like a tired old joke that keeps being said because it triggers nostalgia, like "That was epic for the win" or "you mad bro?"

>> No.26494619

You're dead inside.

>> No.26494621

Disregard that post, i was too retarded to use google.

>> No.26494622

I never realized how much I liked the design of the more Masculine keepers of secrets.

>> No.26494633


Wouldn't a Deldar have a booby trapped vagina, since they're all horrible cunts?

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>> No.26494656

He just plowed through them.

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>> No.26494941

Did I break the thread or something?

>> No.26495024
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Why do you niggas keep posting the old versions.

>> No.26495129

>Heavens to Betsy!

I love that one the most. Gets me every fucking time. I can't even read that doujin without busting out laughing knowings its coming up.

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I really want to know how much of this shit is accurate to the Japanese text and how much of it is just the translation teams taking the piss.

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Allow me to answer your question in the following way.

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I couldn't fucking help it I searched for the doujin this came from that was fucking great.

>> No.26495421

A friend of mine who is a young adult absolutely fucking loves LEGO - he does 'brick-film' animations. He's fairly normal with a healthy social life and a girlfriend.

Checkmate atheists.

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>> No.26495513

Gotta carry your fish somehow.

>> No.26495555

>ice box

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Awww yes, I have that pic saved. Quite a good one.

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Heresy you say?

I know heresy quite well

Praise Slaanesh

>> No.26497273

Well excuse me for not remember the difference between a blood drop between two wings and a Blood Drop coming off a Talon...

Wait, look at his chest hair!
Is... Is THAT the Imperial Aquila?
He plowed Xeno in the name of the Emperor!

Note the Soulstone Anon, that's a Craftworld Eldar...
...Which makes it even MORE impressive!

What in the warp is with all these Guardsmen?!?!
Has humanity figured out what all women want, have they discovered stable, loving relationships?!?!

...You came to the WRONG damn board Anon...

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Warmest regards from /co/.

>> No.26498539

>post heresy

>> No.26498579

You know you shouldn't, but you just can't help but stomp on that things face!

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The lego and tack would be the least of your worries.

>> No.26498698

Slaneesh is pleased by your offering.

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forgive me

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>> No.26499035

>not blue

>> No.26499052

that's my favorite

>> No.26499098


I still find the idea of horses trying to use things that require thumbs to be endlessly amusing.

>> No.26499112

notice how it still has a stock attached?

>> No.26499219

No Anon, I've endured most of that and WORSE...
But that... THING... must be some Tzeentch spawned abomination, for I can't stop myself from stomping on it's brickspike face!

>> No.26499291

>chris chan
>pony tail
>johnny test
>annoying orange
>spike lego

the hexumvirate of evil

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-=][=- Ordo Hereticus -=][=-
By the order of the holy inquisition i deem this thread exterminatus

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>> No.26499515

To be fair i'm almost positive that the Key universe is ran by Nurgle and zech

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i shall continue posting the greatest of heresy, and only scruffy can save you all!

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but that's extra-heretical!

>> No.26499810


This will be the cartoon that ends the world.

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>Making fun of W40k

>> No.26499890

Cry harder, fanboy.

>> No.26499911

WH40k is kind of ridiculous, to the point it's nearly a satire of itself.

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>> No.26499952

seems we have an edgemeister over here

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>> No.26500060

I just noticed the littlest my little gravity sonic time games 2 the gathering pokecraft show of legends 40,000

>> No.26500063

Everything you find serious is kind of ridiculous and a satire of itself.

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>> No.26500110

dem heroscape ruins

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>> No.26500197

>I'll take your virginity, Mom

Back To The Future: Marty Becomes His Own Father Edition

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i dont care for space smurf faggots anyway.

>> No.26500208


Anyone able to read the moon runes above sonic?

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Don't I know it.

>> No.26500231

I was just wondering that myself.

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>> No.26500259

What gender is that?

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a different form of heresy

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I think the guy who draws that nette typically draws it with a dick, though.

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>> No.26500315

Rolled 1, 3 = 4


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The answer to your question is "Yes". Also "All of the above".

>> No.26500345

Google "slaanesh"

>> No.26500391


So it's: Littlest My Little Touhou Gravity Sonic Time Stuckgames 2: The Gathering Pokecraft Show of Legends 40,000

>> No.26500510

>Now fill me with your baby batter, asshole! Make me feel like I'm five years old again and playing with my dog in the yard

what is this I don't even...

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Yeah. Have the companion.

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The ultimate heresy.
I've been watching it all morning, it's proof the church lied to us all these years.
There's rat men beneath the city.

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>> No.26502020

>This message brought to you by Departmento Munitorum.

>> No.26502376

Truly Motivational.
B-blam... ;_;

>> No.26502422

The little neko smiley face on his hat just makes it for me.

Because no commissar can be that cute.

>> No.26502779

>implying most commissars don't work that way

>> No.26502806


I think it has more to do with those are two horrible things that you don't want to step on combined into one.

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>That feel when this is how the Iron Warriors decide to spawn their next batch of Chaos Space Marines.

Ugh, the deamoncabala was bad enough.

>> No.26502868

I think I'm now scarred for life just from imagining the context of half these things.

>> No.26502879

I never knew Slannesh did hentai translations.

>> No.26502900


>> No.26502933

som man just wanna watch the world burn

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>> No.26503065

>Madam, please start having sex with this Siberian tiger
I don't want to know the context

>> No.26503075

You crazy fucker, you haven't learned yet have you?

>> No.26503130

>Girls have three holes to use for farting
Hentai writers really need to pay attention in biology.

>> No.26503145

Dude. I'm gonna be fucking sick.

>> No.26503204

Damn, lemme get some kleenex.

>> No.26503221

Even Slannesh is in pain from this, and not enjoying it either.

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Only now at the end do you understand.

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>> No.26503329

This is beautiful. All that could be has already been defined by this moment. Bring forth the crab and await judgement!

>> No.26503332

If that show actually happened the world would end. Not because of the show, but to spare the world from it.

>> No.26503336

A mouth full of delicious onion, you mean.

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There's Squats in this picture, is it heresy?

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>> No.26503414

Someone write this fanfic

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Squats are back, and they brought catgirls with them.

>> No.26503430


>> No.26503479


I want you to promise me that you are not shitting me right now.

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Buddy, you are VERY behind on the times.

>> No.26503511

I'm not exactly into playing the game, I'm just fascinated by the lore.

Which means I usually look it all up, instead of waiting for the next rulebooks to come out.

So yeah, I'm kinda behind because Everyone says the Squats are Demiurgs and such.

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That little text blurb I posted has been around for quite some time, though, and it shows up on /tg/ quite a bit. Hell, we even made a character based on the homeworld of the felinids. Carlos McConnell, the Rogue Trader that was so amazing, he got a planet full of catgirls named after him.

>> No.26503552

I'm also not visting this place very often, tests and MvM matches and such.

I come here once in a while and usually really short strolls around the block, so yeah.

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You should stick around more, we have militant catgirls.

>> No.26503594

It's a joke. Just take a look at the species name. "Hairy people", or slightly earlier in the paragraph where they mention "longshanks" are considered abhumans.

>> No.26503614

Let me know when you'll have Space Wizards.
I feel like I should put all my hate on someone.

Any suggestions on what name to scream (CREEEEED/ELDRAAAAAD/WAAAAAAARD)?

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>"Hairy people"
see >>26503571
That just means they're glam as fuck.

>> No.26503622

>Let me know when you'll have Space Wizards.
Buddy, we got motherfucking Time Wizards.

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What's going on this here thread?

>> No.26503650


Goddammit, the Lexicanum isn't updated.
Is the Illuminati thing real?

>> No.26503654

Black Templars sure would have a field trip in this thread

>> No.26503661

ITT I find out that my knowledge of the 40k universe is so outdated I still think Squats exist.

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>> No.26503683

Oh wait you meant in 40K, not /tg/. 40K is chock full of Space Wizards. That said, theres Orikan who is not just a time wizard, but a robotic time lich from Space Egypt.

>> No.26503716

Don't buy into the hype anon. Squats still exist in the hearts of mankind.

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>Space Wizards.
Does changing the metaphysical laws count as magic?

>> No.26503880

This thread needs Ork porn

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Sbeen done.

>> No.26503909

I demand entire regiments of catgirls, they shall fight each other in the rain and mud of many battlefields for my amusement, it shall be glorious!

>> No.26503933

Is it bad that the word heresy was my captcha just now?

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I got an Inquisitor giving her felinid aide a knoogie. Best you gonna get.

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I'm not going to lie. It's the only pony-pic I ever saved. I wanted to work out a way of using it as some kind of inspiration for a Slaanesh Herald or Keeper of Secrets conversion or even a Beastman leader.

An in-joke as being a 40k/fantasy Rarity knock off and also a nod at the old-school keeper of secrets.

I fucking LOVE the idea of Slaaneshi Beastmen. It's the old "tales of centaurs range from the epic to the pornographic" and the stories of the Mongol hordes of old. Plundering the civilized world for fine silks, jewels and fine wines. It's a barbarian sitting around a camp fire with finery piled high, covered in jewels and silks and guzzling down whole bottles of wine that were meant to be sipped and would normally be reserved for Emperors.

>> No.26503970

*Sigh* very well, it is the best that I can hope for for now, but once I am Lord High General of the Imperial Guard I shall enjoy many catgirl fights, and they shall be my bodyguards, and I shall have catgirl maids, and many other catgirl related things upon which to enjoy my time...So long as the inquisition does not discover that I intend these catgirls for Slaanesh worship all shall be well.

>> No.26503990

They're abhumans, not mutants. Besides, Carlos McConnell is clearly a Rogue Trader recruiting ground, so don't step on too many toes.

>> No.26503994

>sister of cat-tle
>sister of cattle
Are there minotaur-equivalents in 40k?

>> No.26504004


...You are not a Cowgirl Sororita, YOUR IMAGE NAME PARTIALLY LIED TO ME!

...Damn it!
Why does this never happen when I throw Slaaneshi warp magic at an Ork?!

>> No.26504009

I will step on as many toes as I must to have my Slaaneshi predilections sated by catgirls!!! Rogue Traders be damned!

>> No.26504015
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Do they fight with these?

>> No.26504021

Hence the hyphen.

And you've got beastmen, but they're borderline mutants and might be about to be purged.

>> No.26504040

With each other, most definitely!

And when the winner has been decided, the only one not tagged and writhing in Slaaneshi pleasure in the mud, she will be taken to my bedchambers!

>> No.26504044

Buddy, no matter how great you think your dick is, it is not a font of warp energy. You will not summon Slaanesh by fucking catgirls in dirty ways because you are not an eldar.

>> No.26504049

That word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

>> No.26504051

With each other, most definitely. The emperor wills it of course.

And when the winner has been decided, the only one not tagged and writhing in Slaaneshi pleasure in the mud, she will be taken to my bedchambers!

>> No.26504060

Dont roleplay outside of designated roleplay threads.

>> No.26504090

...You get us stable Cowgirl adhumans as well...

...And we'll put you on the Golden THRONE!

>> No.26504155
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>...And we'll put you on the Golden THRONE!

I read that in his voice.

>> No.26504169

B-but then where would the Emprah sit?

And besides, I can't see any combination of:
>being on the brink of death, sustained only by a continent-sized life support machine
>acting as the lens for a psycher-soul-fueled galactic lighthouse
>being the psychic plug which is the only keeping a failed warpway from breaching and going "eye of terror" all over Terra
being a good thing.

>> No.26504262

That continent-sized life support machine makes for a really really shiny hat.

>> No.26504283
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I learned all I ever needed to know about Warhammer 40k from this thread.

Thanks, guys. Now I understand what you guys are talking about all the time.

>> No.26504325

You son of a bitch.

>> No.26504456

The Golden Sombrero?

>> No.26504560

I feel like I've been learning alongside you anon

>> No.26505869

I'm bumping this, the show MUST go on.

>> No.26505894

>bumping a thread in autosage

>> No.26506087
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Did someone say... HERESY?

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>> No.26507819

For some reason when I see that commissar I think of uncle Ben
>"Remember Corporal, with great power weapons comes great responsibility "

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