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/tg/ reaction image thread vol 2
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>that whole thread
>not a single image from Paranatural aka Reaction Faces: The Webcomic

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needs oglaf imo
on my phone so can't post

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Oh god that blacksmith...

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Oh sidesmith, forge me a new pair

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What show are these from?

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The Hero Yoshihiko

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And the Devil Castle, it's important to remember it, because of the second season being the sequel and stuff.

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>nanoangstrom
>micro-instant
Jesus Christ. Harlan, I love you, but you've gotta stop using scientific terms if you don't know what they mean.

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A classic.

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idgi

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running out of /tg/ and into /a/ and /tv/ now

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>>26450683
The age-old "katana > longsword" debate.

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>>26450704
But katana a shit

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>>26450712
And the direction this thread is headed now is exactly why that's a classic.

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>>26450712
Cut that out.
You'll start an argument full of copypasta.

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>>26450621
I believe a nanoangstrom is a perfectly valid measure of distance, although the scale is far too small to be of any value to anyone who isn't dealing with quantum mechanics.

Micro-instant doesn't make a lick of sense, though.

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dumping my monty python ones

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>>26450712
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

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>>26450733
they were fun threads while they lasted

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>>26450744
Summoning is complete.

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>>26450754
>warrior_of_sunlight.png

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>>26450772
My fave, and of course, it's OC

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>>26450744
Thrice as hard? Lovely. When you hit something with it, it will shatter.

Gotta love that crysaline atomic structure.

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>>26450744
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Katanas" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Bastard Swords deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Bastard Sword in Germany for 10,000 Euros (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my Bastard Sword.

European smiths spend years working on a single Bastard Sword and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Bastard Swords are thrice as sharp as Japanese swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a Daisho can cut through, a Bastard Sword can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a Bastard Sword could easily bisect a samurai wearing pieces of wood for armor with a simple horizontal slash.

Ever wonder why Japan never bothered conquering Medieval Europe? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Knights and their Bastard Swords of destruction. Even in World War II, Japanese soldiers targeted the men with the Bastard Swords first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Bastard Swords are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Bastard Swords:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Bastard Swords in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Bastard Swords need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

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>>26450793
The Monty Python dump is over, commence other photos dump

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>>26450803
>I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my Bastard Sword.
>Not "I can even cut slabs of solid katanas"

Come on guy, work up your reply skills.

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my second favourite image

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>>26450343
Wat?
I made that one and posted it once because the letters didn't turn out right. I'm beyond surprised that someone saved it.

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>>26450814
didn't mean to spoiler that

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>>26450803
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Macuahuitl deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine macuahuitl in Tenochtitlan for two goats and three sacks of cacao beans (that's about $6,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my macuahuitl.

Aztec smiths spend weeks working on a single macuahuitl and sharpen the edges up to a dozen times to produce the finest weapons known to mankind.

Macuahuitl are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter to. Anything a longsword can cut through, a macuahuitl can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a macuahuitl could easily bisect a Spanish conquistador wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Central America? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Aztecs and their macuahuitl of destruction. Even in the sixteenth century, Spanish explorers targeted the macuahuitl-wielding Aztecs with smallpox-infected blankets first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Macuahuitl are simply the best swords that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for macuahuitl:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of macuahuitl in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Macuahuitl need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

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>JIDF.jpg

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Daily dose of cute.

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>>26450754
wait is Solare King Arthur in disguise?

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>>26450875

King Arthur is Solaire in disguise.

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>>26450839
That’s it. I’m sick of all this “Masterwork Human” bullshit that’s going on in the d20 system right now. Japanese deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Japanese husband for 2,400,000 Yen (that’s about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my Jap.

Japanese mums spend decades working on a single japanese boy and fuck it up to a million times to produce the finest faggots known to mankind.

Japanese men are twice as manly as European men and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I’m pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That’s right, they were too scared to fight the manly Japanese and their penises of destruction. Even in World War II, American nukes targeted Japan first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Japanese are simply the best humans that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Japanese:

(Male) +2 Str, +8 Dex, +4 Con, +6 Int, +4 Wis, +2 Cha
(Female) +6 Dex, +0 Con, +4 Int, +6 Wis, +6 Cha

Now that seems a lot more representative of the superiority of Japanese in real life, don’t you think?

tl;dr = Japanese need better stats in d20, see my new stat block.

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>>26450906
Disguise is King Arthur in Solaire

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>>26450922
King is Arthur Disguise in Solaire

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>>26450927
Solaire is Arthur in King Disguise

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>>26450315

Oh Assholia, you aways make me feel better about my homeland.

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i am helping

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anyone notice that there seems to be a lot of alarmed orks reaction faces?

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>>26451053
I remember Assholia every time I play NV and meet a cazador.
And that's basically every week.

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help

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Ok, time out.

Half of those pics aren't /tg/ related at all, other aren't any good. Fer fux sake, who uses such cows as reaction images?
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This thread deserves this:
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plebs, please

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NONE PURER.

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>>26451304
I was thinking that the apology sign was unnecessary and then I looked at the file name and chuckled

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>DARKFUR DANCES
Dear sweet evil God

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yeah i went there

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>>26450281
just watching this confuses me. is it fake? what city would let potholes get that bad?
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>nat20sneak.gif

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>>26451304
My favorite Canadian sign is the "Warning: Unexploded Munitions" one.

I first saw it in a provincial park.

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I have more but I'm pretty much spent.

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well, are you?

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>>26451651
when i was thirteen my dad accidentally hit me in the nuts with the head of a sledgehammer, does that count?

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> How any PC wending ends up

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>>26451717
>How any PC wendings ends up
>PC wendings ends up
>wendings ends
>wendings

Heh. That is funny to read.

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>>26451350
I really want one of these now.

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>>26451699
... do they still work?

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Does anyone have the SQUAD BROKEN reaction images?

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>>26451762
yeah, they were swollen for a few days. the hammer didnt reach terminal velocity or anything but it hurt like a bitch and i couldnt cross my legs while sitting down.

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>>26451788
Jesus Christ.

How did he make it up to you? New car for Christmas?
did he kiss them better

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> MFW this thread

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>>26451818
nah. no chores until the swelling went down. just got to sit on my comfy ass couch and play xbox for a week.

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>>26451756
That is surprisingly adorable...

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>>26451717

>that trigger discipline
>that...where the fuck is the trigger?

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>>26451304
You just posted that picture with the same filename I used when I posted it.
You honor me.

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STOP POSTING GENERIC ANIME REACTION PICS

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>>26452165
Don't struggle, just let it happen.

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>>26452165
You can't tell me what to do.

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>every rulebook release ever

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>mfw half-fae catboys

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>>26451699
>when i was thirteen my dad accidentally hit me in the nuts with the head of a sledgehammer, does that count?
>accidentally
Sounds like a bad assassination attempt to me.

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>>26450744
>I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
I can never get past this

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>>26452342
It was Stan trying to train. Oinkbane was not impressed.

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>>26452342
>assassination
In spite of the guys' usual behavior, said body part is not vital in any way.

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>>26452380
Maybe he was assassinating his grandchildren.

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>>26452380
>in any way
Right. Do you want kids or not?

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>>26452380
>said body part is not vital in any way.
>penis not important
Err wait, are you saying the penis is not important? I don't understand.

>> No.26452589

That’s it. I’m sick of all this “Bearded Mountainfolk Bloodline” bullshit that’s going on in the d20 system right now. Dwarves deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Dwarf in Midas Trinth for 2,400,000 Cats (that’s about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even forge slabs of solid steel with my Dwarf.
Trinthian smiths spend years working on a single Dwarf and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest drunkards known to mankind.
Dwarves are thrice as drunk as Elven sluts and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a Dwarf can reforge better. I’m pretty sure a dwarf could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That’s right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Mountainguard and their Dwarves of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the Beards first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Dwarves are simply the best race that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Dwarves:
(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Dwarves in real life, don’t you think?
tl;dr = Dwarves need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block

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>>26452589
Should've said "Bearded Mountain Midget"

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>>26452589
That is hilarious.

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>>26452165

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>>26450083
Now this is freaking cool... Sauce?

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>>26452785
No idea.

>> No.26452873

If the katana is the greatest weapon ever, why isn't it the only weapons made?

>> No.26452890

>>26452873
Because some people just aren't good enough for perfection.

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>>26452873
Baka gaijin with no honor who use disgusting firearms instead.

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>>26452165

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>>26452927
Can't here you over the sound of a large caliber round entering your cranium. I see your "perfect weapon" didn't help you there.

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>>26452927
Nobunaga would like to have a word with you.

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>>26452859
>>26452785
Legend of the Galactic Heroes

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>>26452859
Their helmets look so sad.

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>>26450738
>>26450621
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw-88h-LcTk

Come on, guys. Really?

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>>26452965
>Can't here you
>hear

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>>26453142
DAMMIT! I commit sodoku!

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>>26450556
>/b/ comes visiting /tg/

>> No.26453394

Something tells me the only reason no one posts Sergal reaction images is because it will cause the removal of the thread.

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>>26452281
Is this Bakuman?

>> No.26453677

>>26451588
The answer to that question is always Detroit. Or Africa. Or Fukushima.

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>>26452380
If its cut off, youre kinda bleeding out. Seems to be a pretty big artery around there.

And enjoy your high voice if its cut off before a certain age.

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>>26453677
>Africa
You need ROADS before you can have potholes

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>>26453128
no one was unsure where it came from, dude.
>>26450621
>>26450738
it's hard to say if AM has needed to make his own measuring units, It's not entirely unthinkable.

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>>26450744
the thing I can't get past is that some people believe this bullshit.. yet they don't dedicate themselves to the sword. How is that possible?
If I thought blade wizard was an option, I'd be on it in an instant

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>>26450784
Dude, it's folded a million times. It can never break.

>> No.26455189

>>26450828
you can tell the concept of YVHV is very recent to the nords

>> No.26455230

>>26450862
japanese females are the most adorable critters on this earth

>> No.26455321

>>26451699
>accidentally
You just started puberty, he was making sure that you could never establish true dominance.

>> No.26455327

>>26451937
She's clearly terrified and just pulled the trigger and hasn't released it yet.

>> No.26455382

>>26452304
why? that sounds kawaii

>> No.26455459

>>26452589
O-oh, I get it. I feel a bit slow

>> No.26455654

>>26450704
And someone inevitably points out that in-context it's really more of a "Magic sword>normal sword" kinda thing.

>> No.26455829

Howsabout this one?

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>>26455829

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>>26452931
well

Miror B is probably the last person I expected on /tg/.

Time to go listen to his XD theme.

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