/tg/ - Traditional Games

>>26413529
Polite sage for bad spelling on pic related.

The original Rogue Trader licenses were handed out by the Big E personally.

I'm guessing they must be some sort of abhuman hybrid.

If played well and not just as some yiffing furry then no problems are had.

My personal favorite would be a half-ogyrn with cerebral augmentation. Erudite, sophisticated and scholarly. Appreciates fine literature and collects pre-unification Terran relics.

>>26413529
I'd serve under her, if you know what I mean.

>>26413529
I'm sure I left a few kittens behind on my last visit to Carlos McConnell, but I don't plan on any of them getting my warrant so it's a non-issue.

>>26413633
>That torso
Jesus christ how horrifying

One of the few red heads I find attractive.

>>26413692
This man knows how to play a Rogue Trader.

I actually did a Rogue Trader campaign once, based almost entirely on Treasure Planet.

Our group meets at a space port. One of them, a pilot who lost his crew, and got back by sheer luck, and the rest of them, an assortment of different DH classes that wanted to get the hell off their current planet, but without the money to do so. A guy bumbles in, yells something about being chased by evil spirits, before mutating, and getting killed by the mutation (And the 20 bullets he took to the face from the group.)

They find an odd cube of sorts, and eventually decide to figure out what this is about. The figure out that the mutated guy came from some odd Tau Controlled world, inhabited mainly by humans. (IE: Heretics and the like)

They go there, and ask around, the people not minding the questions all that much. Eventuel are pointed towards some strange ruins, which are rumoured to contain technology beyond their wildest dreams, but no one have been able to get in.

They go there, open it, and bam, Necron Tomb.

They end up escaping, and we kinda stopped there. It was a complete crack-run, and wasn't all that serious. Still had fun until it sort of stalled.

New RT supplement preview

>>26413529
>abhuman

Like Ratling or Ogryn?

Not mutant. Not xeno-human.

>>26413529
For Captain Amelia? Yes. Also; Cannon catgirls in 4dkay, so it's cool. This thread ain't all heresy.

>>26414124

*canon

Always see that misspelled, and it's quite the bother.

>>26413529
How does she even put those boots on?

>no laces
>no zipper

>>26414124
Well technically the catgirls may be canon. But they're forbidden from leaving their homeworld. You'd also be hard pressed explaining why the Imperium gave a warrant of trade to an abhuman. Especially a species of abhuman they keep under house arrest.

>>26414168
Feline agility.

How brightly does her blood burn with love of Emperor and Imperium?

>>26414219
>But they're forbidden from leaving their homeworld.
That's not what that means and you know it. It means that they're not widespread like ogryns, which arose on multiple human worlds concurrently, or squats, which had their own interplanetary empire independent of the Imperium prior to the Great Crusade.

>>26414219
It's not hard to think of reasons that the Inquisition and the Imperium in general would go against their own decrees.
>They're Useful
>Space Fetishists like Catgirls, and will give up the information we need
>Because I fucking felt like it.

>>26414168
Girl magic.

I let one of my players roll an Ogryn from Only War in Rogue Trader. We called him Cap'n Krunk although, strictly speaking, he was an Arch-Militant.

>>26414255
I'm pretty sure "Native and restricted to Carlos McConnell" means "not allowed to leave Carlos McConnell".

Unless there's some other definition of the word "restricted" I'm unaware of.

>>26414219
I doubt a new warrant would be granted to a catgirl, but you could certainly have a scenario where a rogue trader visited their world and took one with him for purposes known best by Descartes, fathered a child with her, and passed his warrant to the resulting kitten when he died.

>>26413529
Oh captain, my captain!

>>26414168
Perhaps they're stretchy synthetic leather. It's the future, yo.

>>26414345
Cat reflexes of course.

>>26414325
I dunno; from what I see, it could also mean that they aren't common outside Carlos McConnell- other abhumans might have homes and families on many worlds, but if you want Felinid regiments or somesuch, the only place to find them in large numbers is their homeworld. After all, this is the Administratum we're talking about- if you can't get a population (or anything else, really) in billion-sized blocks they might as well not be worth talking about.

>>26414325
Biologists will often use language of that sort to refer to a species that resides only in one particular place.

For instance, if I were to say that the range of lesser blue-dicked armadillo is restricted to southern Texas, it would mean that the species is only found in that location, not that there is a law preventing them from going elsewhere.

>>26414325
>implying such restrictions have an impact on Rogue Traders

>>26414252
She can fart Rule Terra backwards while hanging from the ceiling so she can 'sing' the Empire's praise even when they gag her.

>>26414325
That same appendix entry also goes on to say that only Beastmen appear on the registry or proscribed citizens as being forbidden to travel or colonize other worlds. Restricted to Carlos McConnell, in this context, only means that there are no other worlds that are populated principally by catgirls.

>>26414371
Carlos McConnell doesn't need to supply soldiers. Argiworlds for example, often pay their entire tithe by supplying food to feed hive worlds.
I'm pretty sure they're not allowed to leave the planet ever.
That being said, the only place I'd give someone crap for such a minor fluff point is the internet

>>26414325

Fair play: I was going to post how it could mean that they were simply unique to that environment, then noticed that they'd also been stated to be endemic to Carlos McConnell (AKA, unique to that environment), thus making the restricted status almost certainly enforced.

That said, if an abhuman were able to smuggle itself offworld, pass itself off as someone who had extensive cosmetic work done on them by a Genetor, and bluff like a mad cunt, they might be able to end up with a warrant. At the end of the day, stranger and stupider things happen in canon anyway.

>>26414402
Fair enough

>>26414428
Endemic means indigenous, "unique to that environment," is a misuse of the word; the qualifier "restricted to" is what makes it so.

>>26414325
As a people they are not allowed to freely travel and trade with other worlds at their own leisure. Rather they are constricted and confined to either being a self dependant planet or may only trade with Imperial sanctioned traders who make regular scheduled visits. These traders and these traders alone are permitted near the felinid home world and our expected to submit to Imperium inspection of their ships once they leave the planet.

Due to an Inquisitors ability to bend the rules as he deems fit for the safety of the Imeprium he may find he takes a liking to a felinid or finds there fighting style suitable to his or her own tactics in battle, or he may simply want to take one for research on how they may react to interaction with other humans and xenos, which may result in an extremley rare case of a Felinid being found off world.

>This load of bullcrap I just made up
>MASSIVE citation needed

>>26414472

Ah, fair play then.

Either way, I think we've more or less settled that either felinids are merely unique to their homeworld or that we couldn't give less of a shit that they're blockaded, so FORWARD FOR CATGIRLS

>>26414508
Yes, Sir!
Katgirls vorwärts!
For zee Emperor!

>>26414325
>How do these abhumans spread?

The are abducted by rogue traders as crew members or resources of course!
seriously, its like you can't read between the grim dark lines.

>>26414565
How heritable are the feline traits? Would the offspring of a 40k catgirl and a normal human still be cat-like?

I'd find it funny if Felinids were restricted to Carlos MacConnell due to a rampant sexual slave trade and superstition tying them to chaos corruption.

>>26414593
No, they wind up as Expellians.

>>26414593
It depends on how felinids look like in the first place.
Maybe the indigenous pure-blooded felinids don't even look anything like catgirls and only the second or third generation get the nekomimi look.

A lot of people are throwing around a lot of bullshit with relatively little citation of sources so here's the straight dope:

>The Adeptus Terra officially recognises seventy-three stable abhuman strains with the Imperium. Of these, forty-six types are now listed as extinct, and no records have been received of a further twelve strains for over a generation, suggesting that they too have died out or been assimilated back into the general population. The status of the remaining fifteen abhuman races is quite varied and there is permanent disagreement about their specific classification amongst the adepts of the overseeing sub-division of the Adeptus Administratum: the Tithes Chamber Notaries, sub. Planetary Census (Abhumans). The most noteworthy and contentious matter concering the adepts is the Ogry (Homo sapiens gigantus) matrix of abhuman strains. This complex group is currently officially listed as seven distinct types (Alpha, Theta, Type IV, Type VIIa, H.S. gigantus gigantus, H.S. gigantus cranopus and the mysterious Grey Ogryns), but many in the Chamber doubt that these are all separate types, and yet another revision of the classification is therefore pending.

Cont'd in following post because it's more than two thousand characters.

Well it depends, how competent is she and the rest of her Crew? I'm getting absolutely sick of the shit I have to put up with my current Captain, he's a blatant psychopath, to the point of threatening to space me if I don't drop everything and fix his fucking bolt pistols instead of actually doing my damn job. And the rest of the crew for the most part is just as bad. I mean the Voidmaster's okay, and two of the three Arch-militants are bros, but the rest of them... Omnimessiah preserve me. The third Archmilitant's missile launcher has killed more party members then enemies, the Seneschal thinks a goddamn meltagun is a proper weapon to use to shoot a kroothound off a comrade, and is a heretek to boot. To be honest the only reason I haven't servitorized him is because he's BFF with the Captain and that would definitely get me killed. And don't get me started on the fucking astropath, I hate that smug bastard so much.

It's at the point where I am seriously considering either staging a mutiny or just hiding a bomb on the power lines to the Gellar Field generator next time we're in port, on a timer set to go off about a week after the ship enters the warp, then skipping ship before we undock. So really, she'd have to be pretty bad for me to even consider not jumping ship.

>>26414703
>Ratlings (Homo sapiens minimus), Squats (Homo sapiens rotondus), Beastmen (Homo sapiens variatus), Troths (Homo sapiens verdantus), Longshanks (Homo sapiens elongatus), Pelagers (Homo sapiens oceanus_, Felinids (Homo sapiens hirsutus) and Neandors (Homo sapiens hyannothus) comprise the remaining classified, and officially recognised, abhuman races. Of these, Beastmen are subject to severe persecution and have been placed on the Register of Proscribed Citizens (Class A-G worlds) by the Adeptus Arbites. This effectively precludes them from settlement on, or transportation to or from, more than three hundred thousand worlds of the Imperium and forbids their conscription as an Imperial Tithe obligation. All of tis is a sure sign that they will soon lose abhuman status completely and be reclassified as true mutants. Troths, Felinids and Neandors are endemic, and restricted to the worlds of Verdant, Carlos McConnell and Hyannoth IV respectively. The remaining abhuman races are variously present across the entire Imperium. In some regions they are plentiful and common, living in large colonies or even populating entire worlds, in others they are scarce and virtually unknown.

So, let's break things down real quick; this entry specifically identifies Beastmen (variatus) as a strain of abhumans subject to persecution and then specifically defines that persecution to include travel restrictions. It then goes on to identify three more strains that are "endemic and restricted to" their respective homeworlds as a means of contrasting them against the remaining strains which are not unique to a specific planet; as, as has been previously states, Squats, Ogryns and Ratlings appear on a number of worlds for a variety of reasons.

So, just to bring it all home, the only abhumans that are forbidden to leave their planet(s) are Beastmen - everyone else may travel freely but, in the case of Felinids, are not so commonplace that they are known to reside elsewhere.

>>26414325
Restriction of population growth versus restriction at a personal level. Discussion of anything BUT restriction of the spread of the species as a whole relies on a more liberal interpretation of that rather vague passage.

Which is the trouble with that particular source: it gives us near to no information aside from the existence of the troth, pelagers, felinids, etc.

>>26414643

I imagine the Felinids don't look like nekomimis, but rather more like a Thundercats, humans with feline traits.

>>26414835
I'm sticking with OP's interpretation until I hear otherwise.

>>26414856
You have my ...sword.

>>26414777

Welcome to the confusing world of Adeptus Terra records.

>>26414856

The two are remarkably similar so both OP and Thundercat can be valid. I like OP better.

>>26414835
I'd say nekos are the best bet. They'd be beastmen, otherwise.

>>26414889
If only for being less 80s.

>>26414909
But that wouldn't be grimdark.

>>26414909
What's wrong with beastmen?

>>26414909
Don't forget, they are classified as "Homo sapiens hirsutus."

Nya~

>>26414201
Dark Heresy 2e artwork?

>>26414909

I disagree, since what makes Beastmen, Beastmen is the actual animal traits, rather than just animal-like features. Cat ears are more likely for Beastmen, and cat-like human ears are not.

>>26414931
Nothing. They just wouldn't be a seperate group.

>>26414953
Beastmen are borderline heretical mutant with how beastial they are. Cat ears are not enough for that.

>>26414931
>What's wrong with beastmen?
Somehow, the prospect of a catgirl whose entire body is covered in cat fur is less appealing.

Hell, I'm not fond of it when a girl doesn't shave her legs, let alone being entirely fuzzy all over.

>>26414993

This is the Imperium we're talking about here.

>>26414168

Do you even Rogue Trader?

She has servants to do that for her.

>>26413529

Suggested techniques for the Missionary to use in the avoidance of fury and zealous homicide:

Self flagellation.
Rereading of letters from unfaithful converts and flatterers.
Cleaning your flamer.
Further flagellation.
Rewiring Servo Skull.
Arguing about religion and meaning of life.
Discussing in detail, every with the Missionary has ever burned.
Debating differences, such as Cadian vs. Tallarn, Lasguns vs. Autoguns, left- vs. right-handed flagellation.

>>26415015
The texture would be different. I'm not sure that it would actually be attractive, but it's definitely different from unshaven legs.

>>26413529


Suggested techniques for the Missionary to use in the avoidance of fury and zealous homicide:

Self flagellation.
Rereading of letters from unfaithful converts and flatterers.
Cleaning your flamer.
Further flagellation.
Rewiring Servo Skull.
Arguing about religion and meaning of life.
Discussing in detail, every witch the Missionary has ever burned.
Debating differences, such as Cadian vs. Tallarn, Lasguns vs. Autoguns, left- vs. right-handed flagellation.

>>26415015
But anon, fur is way different from human body hair. Haven't you ever petted a kitty before? It's crazy soft.

Cuddling with a fuzzy catgirl would be the best of all possible cuddles.

>>26415015
>Somehow, the prospect of a catgirl whose entire body is covered in cat fur is less appealing.
Have you like... never petted a cat in your life?

>>26415092
No, it would not.
You would have the fucking hair all over your stuff.
Also I hate hair in my mouth.

>>26415114
Do you want to fuck your cat?

>>26415150
...yes?

>>26415145
>You would have the fucking hair all over your stuff.
Oh god, I can't even begin to imagine the amount of shedding you'd get with a human-sized cat.

>>26415179
That's fine too.

>>26415150
I'm assuming by the way you're asking this isn't a normal thing?

>>26415185
Not all breeds shed.

>>26415226
If they shed as much as humans do, go figure what an organism with the amount of hair a cat brandishes would leave in its wake.

>>26415226
Wud u fug?

>>26415092
>>26415145
>Allergic to cats
I'd rather waspgirls.

>>26415263

>Bald naked catgirl

Yes I would fug.

>>26415261
So what you're saying is that she would spend all of her time licking herself?

>>26415287

>>26415300

>>26415314

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>>26415378

>>26415295
Not with humanoid anatomy.
She would continually brush.
Otherwise she would also keep spitting hair balls.
Which is disgusting.

Another important question is how their limbs work.
Are they digitigrades? And if so, how do their hands work?
Do they have only four toes on their feet?
What about claws?

>>26415400

>>26415272

You realize pet allergies is caused either by the dander, or by proteins mostly found in the saliva, and sometimes glands in the skin.

While relevant to a discussion of petting actual cats, not so much cat-like human mutants, who even if they produced such proteins, you could presumably convince them to bathe regularly and not keep licking their fur and letting it dry, which would make them a-okay for soft snuggles.

I may just be mad because you mentioned wasps and I have a crazy bad phobia. Preferring them to anything is like preferring drinking battery acid to water.

>>26415295
...and then hacking up gooey wads of fur the size of a grapefruit.

>>26415442
>spoiler
Oh good, I thought I was the only one.

I played as a Felinid Assassin in a game of Dark Heresy once. The entire party was pretty much made up of the bastard children of a particularly amorous rogue trader.

So we had a half-eldar (psyker with eldar flavorings), a guy raised on a Tau world (who was our tech, modified Enginseer class), and a Catachan Woman who was half disappointed and half glad that she got drafted into our little crew so that she didn't have to serve in the PDF.

My guy stuck to using pistols and claw like weapons along with stealth. He had a light coat of fur, cat like eyes, pointed ears and a tail, a thundercat basically. His entire body was covered in Electoos that glowed, they portrayed religious scenes and passages from various scriptures in high gothic. He could speak high gothic fluently and quote sermons at length. Mostly he used this to disarm the more puritan sorts he encountered.

Our party spent most of the time in competition with one another for our father's favor so we could inherit the warrant and become a rogue trader. It didn't help that our father had effectively kidnapped every single one of us at one point and trained us in combat. (The Felinid and Catachan were old childhood friends thanks to this, The Guevesa and Half-Eldar were more recent editions.)

>>26415436
Ah, dear old torture device.
One of my favorite Russian Neo-Nazi Warhammer 40k artists

>>26413529
If its Feline Rogue Traders you be wanting, you'll be hard pressed to find one finer than this

>>26414909

I don't know, I'm kind of a fan of OP and pic related.

That however is blind optimism; odds are they'll be punk 80s with a full-body hair suit going on.

>>26415295
Hopefully not. Because if a catgirl licks herself all the time, that means she has a tongue adapted for grooming, which is probably rough as fuck and would make other "uses" of her tongue quite a bit less enjoyable for you.

>>26415517
...so there are a lot of russian neo-nazi 40k artists?

>>26415538

Or would it?

>>26415533
She looks like a ferret.
And not even like an ermine, which would be kinda cool.

>>26415544
There's a surprising amount, actually.
Most suck though

>>26413529
I'd serve "under" her, if you know what I mean.

>as in, she sits on me

>>26415538
Says who? You have no way of knowing whether or not I would find that enjoyable!

>>26415552
I can't imagine even the most devoted masochist wanting to experience dick abrasions.

>>26415589

Really? Because I distinctly remember seeing a gif of a guy who let a girl step on one of his testicles until it popped.

Some like it rough.

>>26415562

Already had that joke, mate. >>26413677

>>26415562
>implying these boots weren't made for walking
>implying that wasn't what they did
>implying one of these days she won't walk all over you

>>26415616
God, I just got the most intense sympathy pain right in my left nut.

>>26415624
>implying I read the thread and didn't just drive-by-post that comment
>>26415629
My penis is becoming engorged from your comment.

>>26415589

Having owned a cat for a period of like, ten years, I'm pretty sure their tongues aren't that rough. Though I do suppose the areas we're speaking of are a bit more sensitive compared to getting liked by a cat on the arm or even the face.

>>26415536
She looks a couple generations removed, probably one of >>26413692's bastards.

>>26415634
In a metaphorical sense.
She'd have you whipped.
No, you will not enjoy that when your skin hangs in rags and your flesh rips apart.

>>26415631
I know what you mean.

>>26415652
Depends on the cat. Normal cats, sure, but keep in mind they're small. It's like super fine sandpaper. Scale it up, and the barbs get bigger and further apart. A lion's tongue, by contrast, is abrasive enough to strip flesh from bone.

>>26415707
I don't think that's actually true. Furthermore, a catgirl is smaller than a lion.

>>26415692
You only wish people weren't capable of enjoying that.

>>26415707

Hrm, yes, I see. Hadn't thought of scaling. That would be a problem in that case.

A note to mad scientists in the future pouring tens of thousands of spacebucks into this project: Remember to engineer something about the tongues.

>>26415707
Surely the tongue can't be that bad, or they'd damage the inside of their own mouths.

>>26415769
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>>26415707
If I am correctly informed, they should be rough, but not hard.
So long as they are not beset with horn spikes, they should provide friction, but not have sharp edges.

>>26415843
So, taking into account the presence of saliva acting as a lubricant, a catgirl could give even better blowjobs than a normal human?

>>26415932
Depending on her jaw structure and tongue.

>You will never play a quirky half-Felinid mechanic on a Rogue Trader's ship.

>>26415989
Really? Try a gamefinder thread, dude.

>>26415981
Also the teeth. Cats tend to have razor sharp needle-like teeth that would surely poke unpleasantly at your dick.

So, how does everyone's groups look like?

This may or may not be an attempt to get new RT stories.

>>26415989

For some reason I can't help but imagine Felinids speak with a Scottish accent.

Probably because a Scottish accent sounds like you're dealing with razor sharp canines while you speak in the first place.

>>26416035
Again, not necessarily a problem.

>>26416046
>>26415989

Och, we cannae go any faster cap'n, nya!

>>26416046
Oh hell yes! I will now use Scottish cat people anytime the opportunity presents it self.

>>26416046
Well, they do come from a planet called Carlos McConnell. Some Scotch heritage may be present.

>>26416046
I imagine a sophisticated German accent might fit the character of a cat better.
The capability to produce hissing sounds the English language does not contain and a certain underlying threat appear more fitting than incomprehensible gibberish.

>>26416350
>german
>hissing
You what mate?

>>26416350

If anything, cats would take after French, Italian Spanish and ancient Latin more.

You know, because of the whole "rolling your Rs" thing.

>>26416546
The German language contains two different sounds for 'ch', both of them not present in the English language and both can be described as hissing.
Here, two examples. Excuse the excessively long links.
For a sample, press the button next to the word.
http://dict.leo.org/ende/?lang=de&lp=ende#/search=l%C3%A4cheln&searchLoc=0&resultOrder=basic&multiwordShowSingle=on
http://dict.leo.org/ende/?lang=de&lp=ende#/search=Bach&searchLoc=0&resultOrder=basic&multiwordShowSingle=on

>>26416569
French? Maybe they'd like that.
And, concerning the rs. Have you ever listened to Rammstein?

>>26416569
Cats should be French.

>>26416779
That is implying cats were cute and not psychotic killers.

>>26416779

>>26414168
Slowly and sexily.
Do you even porn?

>>26416828
Bah, remember 1871!

Serve under? Never.

However I wouldn't say no to a delicious cat-slavegirl.

>>26416958

"Slave" and "cat" are mutually exclusive.

>>26416958
I like that she is literally saying "wat do?"

>>26416982
This is true. Cats do not see them selves as your pets. That girl would only allow you to think it is your slave.

>>26416982

Felinids get you that way though. Sure it all starts very submissive and doe eyed and meek.

Give it a year.

By then your then maid is your now gunnery chief and you're asking her permission to left broadside.

>>26414168
laces/zipper could be on the back of them, or the side.

>>26416950
The ceremonies were quite pompous, yes.
What about that?

Also, maybe we should start collecting cats talking different languages so we can compare the effect.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj2c7x_2_GI

>>26417013
Back to the books, anon.
It reads "Where are we going?".

>>26417090
Shit, you're right. I'll just claim that I only looked at the thumbnail and that's how I fucked it up that badly.

>>26417205
You can clearly read that in the thumbnail.

>>26416982
Actually you can train cats it just takes a bit of persistence. My grandfather had a cat that would sit, lie down, heel and even fetch.

In any case theres always loyal, obedient and reliable canidgirls

>>26417247
You failed a pretty easy Scrutiny test there to not realize I was making a half-assed attempt at saving face to try and laugh off a mistake absolutely noone should make.

>>26417298
My aunt trained her cat to use a toilet and flush.

Apparently it took several years, but still. Damned impressive.

>>26417298
I don't trust economists.

>>26417357
That one's pretty common actually, because it's a lot easier than dealing with litter boxes.

>>26417356
And I keep rubbing salt into the wound.
馬鹿外人。

>>26417361
Have fun trying to survive in the expanse without a ninja accountant, then.

>>26417539
Don't worry. I have Hollywood accountants.
95% of the time I have no idea what of my assets belongs to whom.
That's why I implanted them with bombs in their cortex. Just to be sure.

>>26417597

but do you own those bomb assets?

>>26417636
I have the detonators.
Who cares whose books they are in so long as they are in my pocket?

>>26415536
Did somebody say 80's hair catgirls?

>>26417860
Aaaaand I cam. Alright good job everyone, we can go home now.

>>26417954
You have really low standards, you know that guy draws NSFW versions of all his stuff right?

>>26417954
How is that possible?

80s anything is like instant boner death for me.

>>26417978
Have you ever scrolled down a thread, saw a pic, and just ejaculate in your pants?

>>26417860
TWINS THEY WERE!

>>26418032
We stand at opposite ends of the spectrum anon.

>>26418034
Uh, not when the pic wasn't remotely sexual, no.

>>26418115
That's odd, for me it's usually the ones that aren't sexual that elicit that reaction.

>>26418147
You may have issues with premature ejaculation.

>>26418147
>uncontrollably ejaculating with no buildup whatsoever just from seeing a nonsexual image
I think that's just you, brah

>>26417860

80s hair catgirls > Neko.

>>26418172
Maybe, but it takes me forever to get off when that was the actually intention, and I've never finished sex in under an hour. It's when I'm not thinking about it that it happens, and it's when I see something that isn't really sexual, just related to something I find sexy.

>>26416958

Major Endeavor

Locate planet of catgirls (Exploration)
capture delicious catgirls (military)
Find people who want slave-catgirls (crime)

>>26418467
>Find people who want slave-catgirls (crime)
I don't understand, what self-respecting Rogue Trader would ever give up his slave-catgirl harem for mere money?

>>26418549
You get a breeding stock, and you get yourself a planet to retire on. (With the cat-girl harem, of course.)

>>26418549
I suppose it depends on how many you acquire.

Personally, I wouldn't want more than two of them for personal use. You'd get odd looks from the other rogue traders if you kept a whole harem of nothing but catgirls. Much like your stock portfolio, a harem is best when diversified.

>>26418595
Oh come on, you have to be an outright Slaanesh worshiper (at a minimum, sometimes not even then) to get odd looks from Rogue Traders when it comes to your personal habits.

>>26418588
But it loses some of the allure if other people also have slave-catgirls, I think we need to modify this endeavor to conquering the planet of the catgirls so you can use your dick to bring them the Emperor's light.

>>26418639
Are there enough cat-girls to satisfy
If yes, continue.
If no, heresy.

>>26413529
Magic players that when trying to figure out who goes first.
They MUST use 2d6.

What... why? WHY?! Just roll one of the dice. It's there in your hand, just don't roll the second.
Does it matter? Well, yeah it does kinda. I remember a rolling THREE TIMES about two or three weeks ago because it kept coming up seven for both of us.

Just roll the one dice. Really, it shouldn't even be a thing.

>>26418660
So as an inquisitor, it would be completely logical to give specific gifts to people fulfilling their desires, just to see if it actually satisfies them, because if they can be satisfied with something, it is impossible for them to be worshipers of Slaanesh.

>>26418720
Yes.

>>26418639
Not that rogue traders would think you were excessively perverse for having a catgirl harem, but you'd be like that guy that only dates asian girls. Kinda distasteful, you know?

>>26415063
Someone rewatched jarhead recently

>>26413633
>half-ogyrn
That is never a pleasant experience for the human party. A woman has to fuck a 2 foot penis, a man has to fuck 1,000 lbs of muscle, fat, hair, and smelliness.

>>26418839
>a man has to fuck 1,000 lbs of muscle, fat, hair, and smelliness.
So, an American woman?

>>26418755
So as an inquisitor, I could be Santa Claus?

>>26418863
Yes. Except instead of delivering coal to the bad children, you deliver summary executions to the unfaithful.

>>26418794
>you'd be like that guy that only dates asian girls. Kinda distasteful, you know?
But I am that guy...

>>26414219
>Warrant of trade was given to a regular human by the emperor himself
>Guy had a thing for big women and fucked an Ogryn
>His son got his warrant of trade and reproduced with an Ogryn
>10K years later and the current rogue trader is pretty much pure Ogryn genetically.

Same thing can be done with any other abhumans.

>>26418965
>10K years later and the current rogue trader is pretty much pure Ogryn genetically.
Don't ever go pure Ogryn.

>>26418899
Coal to bad children, and hand grenades with no pins to very bad cultists.

>>26418919
Why? You have the whole world of flavour open to you, why stick with just the one?
And that goes double for a fantasy/sci-fi harem

>>26418861
>American
>Muscle

>>26419128
I bet you're the kind of guy who buys the triple-flavor tubs of ice cream. Which is a blasphemy, as the other two flavors are taking up space that could be filled with MORE DOUBLE FUDGE BROWNIE.

>>26414325
>Unless there's some other definition of the word "restricted" I'm unaware of
doesn't have to mean legally restricted.
As in, they haven't had the resources to move, so finacially restricted, their culture doesn't like to move, so culturally restricted, low birth rate so they don't spread very fast, biologically restricted.
Basically restricted only implies that that they aren't found elsewhere, it doesn't say anything about why

>>26419226
it's more like buying multiple different tubs.

>>26419255
Which could still be MORE DOUBLE FUDGE BROWNIE.

>>26419273
can't argue with that logic.

>>26419273

What if you buy one whole tub of DOUBLE FUDGE BROWNIE and one whole tub of Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough?

And then you put a scoop of DOUBLE FUDGE BROWNIE and a scoop of Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough into the bowl and eat them both?

>>26419273
nigga plz
You are a Rogue Trader, you can have ALL THE TUBS.

>>26419344
Why would I waste taste buds on something that isn't DOUBLE FUDGE BROWNIE.

>>26419354
Here's a better idea, I buy the fucking ice-cream forge world, and raze every factory except the ones that make DOUBLE FUDGE BROWNIE.
Then I fill the space with MORE DOUBLE FUDGE BROWNIE FACTORIES.

>>26419354
An entire refrigeration cruiser stocked with the very best the Imperium has to offer!

>>26419128
Well, my college has a lot of Chinese exchange students. Dat accent. Dat naivete.

>>26419425
Conduct exterminatus on a world by dropping 80 million tons of ice cream from orbit onto their major population centers.

>>26419422
>Razing any production facilities on a Forge World
It's like you want the Mechanicus to destroy you.

I actually prefer fir-smoked ham on fresh rye bread over your obscene sugar abominations.
And a good piece of cheese with fresh ciabatta...
Now I'm hungry.
Fuck you.

>>26419510
>smoked ham on fresh rye bread
>not smoked salmon on a lightly toasted bagel with cream cheese

>>26419473
>Defeat the Tyranids by giving the Hive Mind the worst brain freeze ever.

>>26419524
Do I look like a Jew to you, mein Herr?
Now excuse me, I have to cook some meat in milk products.

>>26419524
Hebrew please. Everyone knows ham sandwiches are better than fishy bagels.

>>26418965

An ambitious woman with traces of Felinid lineage would be the awesomest thing ever.

And by awesomest I mean equal parts cute and cool.

>>26419444

Chinese exchange students are loud, ugly creatures that don't understand traffic laws.

>>26419572
>>26419570
>implying only a jew would enjoy smoked salmon
morons

>>26419572

That's totally up to preference.

Personally I'm a huge fan of the local Jewish Deli a family friend of ours owns. You ever have a pickled tongue sandwich on rye, or latkes served with Russian sauce, corned beef and melted swiss?

Shit's delicious.

>>26419593
>An ambitious woman with traces of Felinid lineage would be the awesomest thing ever.

>An ambitious woman being granted the Warrant of Trade after the death of her father*

Fuck, fixed.

>>26419598
Any self-respecting Aryan enjoys a nice Bismarckhering or herring in sherry marinade or smoked eel on a bun.

>>26419663
Make her a decent human being (as far as Rogue Traders go) And I'd serve on her ship even if it meant going into the Screaming Vortex.

BRB, going to the deli.

>>26419779
Bad news, anon.
The NSDAP boycotts your deli.
Wat do?

>>26419896
I realize I've been transported back to the 30s, and become a very successful investor.

>>26419999
get the fuck out of Europe first.
Also, make a killing at the stoke market.

>>26419729
Of primarily German decent, love me some Sauerbraten and other delicious german goodies.
Doesn't mean I can't enjoy smoked salmon, shawarma, or Turkish coffee.
The best part about living in a cosmopolitan city is the food.

>>26419779
After this thread, I'm surprised you aren't going out to buy a cat.

>>26414835
/tg/ has roughly decided that male felinids look like Lion-O and female felinids look like this, glam hair and all.
>>26416046
I always felt like Russian accents gave a sense sneering, pointed tone of voice along with that undercurrent of cold brutality that sums up cats in general.

>>26421078
Wow, I totally botched that second line up.
>I always felt like Russian accents gave a sort of sneering, pointed tone of voice along with that undercurrent of cold brutality that sums up cats in general.
There, fixd.

>>26413529
>Inb4 FFG or GW release official art of felinids and ruins it for you all

Countdown to shitstorm commences.

My GM says that a 50 or above in any stat is in the upper 99.99% of humans. My Rogue Trader has a 63 in WS and a 67 in Agility.

Holy fucking shit. He can jump 1m off the ground, do you know how fucking crazy that is? He can jump higher than the highest NBA player ever and he can sprint faster than Usian Bolt.

He's Captain America with a chainsword. FUCK YEAH RT!

>>26421169
>implying that will change anything
>implying people wont fap to them and draw porn of the new felinids on top of keeping the old ones in their headcanon
The cheesecake must flow.

>>26421208
You underestimate the power of autism.

You will learn as I had. YOU WILL LEARN!

Great Rogue Trader Captain, or the greatest Rogue Trader Captain?

>>26421258

I don't know, but it's certainly pushing all the right buttons for me.

>>26421250
You underestimate the power of boners. Sure, they will always be that faggot who goes "Felinids/tau/tyranids dont look like this!" but he is easily ignored when someone else is posting MILFy hive tyrant with massive tits or glam hair catgirls with lasrifles.

>>26421258

>>26421258
I think that goes to Carlos McConnell. Any man who gets a planet full of catgirls named after himself is truly the Emperor's finest.

>>26421452
>Carlos McConnell sees planet of catgirls
>planet has tradition of naming first sons after their father
>later Imperial Authority some up.
>everyone keeps introducing themselves as Carlos McConnell
Fuck it, lets just name the planet that.

So, young rogue trader trained in decorum and swordfighting by a felinid psyker/musclegirl about eight years his senior.

Initial thoughts?

>>26422044

Hot, what do they do besides? Explore and pillage or what?

>>26413529
I really need to see that movie sometime.

>>26422067
Mostly rebuild the Dynasty, since the RT's father wanted his illegitimate kid to grow up independent.

Sent him the felinid psyker as a tutor when he came of age at eight, passed on the Writ of Trade, a suit of custom fitted power-armor, and an Angelus bolt carbine when he was twenty. Told him to find his own ship, entourage, and crew.

Because a piece of parchment, some armor, a fancy gun, and one close friend was all HE started off with, so his little bastard should be able to do well enough with the same.

Do I really have a choice?

>>26422044
>musclegirl psyker
This combination pleases for reasons unknown.

>>26422250

Neat. Do they get into wacky misadventures while trying to build up the dynasty?

>>26422332
Really, I just stacked traits I found pleasing until it became too much, then backed off on the trait that pushed it over the edge. The organic progression was hot personal tutor => musclegirl => felinid => psyker => brown.

The brown pushed it a little too far, so I backed off and was left with a musclecatgirlpsykertutor. A mix of mild fearboners and adoraboners ensued, so I stuck with it.

>>26422427
Naturally.

Still getting wound up enough to write something more than the first few paragraphs, but wacky misadventures are bound to ensue.

>>26422465
>The brown pushed it a little too far
I disagree.

Then again, hot brown musclecatgirl hanging out with a guy several years younger than her is something Ive seen before...

Not that I would mind revisiting such a delicious scenario again.

>>26422538
You know, the knowledge that Outlaw Star got there first might've been what stopped me. Either that or the writing felt like it was just too damn forced.

But yeah, psyker Ctarl-Ctarl as a personal tutor to a young Rogue Trader was basically what I was going for, so I might as well make her brown.

>>26422612

If full on brown feels to much, it could be a dark tan.

>>26415496
SWAT KATS
RADICAL SQUADRON

Which is silly, 'cause a squadron by definition is a group of planes, rite?

And yes, I would serve under Cally. <3

>>26419524

It's bedtime and I'm hungry now, Emperor dammit.

>>26421078

Reminds me of the older concept art for eldar.

Hmm...

>>26423057
Report to commissar Turmoil.

>>26423122
Everything needs more glam, I always say.

>>26423126
>dat delicious accent
Yes ma'am, right away!

>>26413529
>Come to /TG/
>Treasure Planet
Today you am make me proud teegee

>>26413529
Not that particular freak, no.

>>26423376
>not wanting to fuck captain Amelia
>not wanting them acrobatics and flexibility in bed.

>>26423464
Her face is far too creepy.

>>26423482
k to each his own. YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

>>26423464
>>26423548
>Not wanting superior Kokonoe

>>26423573
Shit tier.

>>26423573
>pink
no

>>26423643
What's the matter? Too perfect for you?

>>26423637
A Leo is fine too.

>>26423669
I think you meant Too purr-fect for you?.

>>26423573
>>26423669
Not nearly glam, brown, or muscle enough. You have to have at least one of those three qualities to be a respectable felinid.

>>26423789
>implying her outrageously pink hair is not glam

>>26423824
It isn't. Its just generically animu.

>>26423669
pink is fine too, but I like the classic design better

>>26423936
>oodles of thick pink hair
>not glam
Dude, where were you in the 80's?

>>26424000
>Dude, where were you in the 80's?
daddy's sack

>>26423789
So you like men?

>>26424010
That would explain it.

>>26424000
Its about style, not color. Especially since anime overuses bright hair colors to the point that they lose their effect. Take some pointers from the eldar.

>>26424036
Oh silly serf. There is a difference between men and woman who look like men. Face and voice are the most important things to me, as long as those are feminine it's okay with me.

>>26424111
Most animu hair is directly derived from glam style. What are you smoking?

>>26424111
You just hatin, bro. Kokonoe is totally acceptable Felenid.

>>26424143
It got lost in translation and watered down over time. >>26417860 is way more glam and they don't even have to resort to unnatural colors to achieve the effect.

Besides, by your logic, scene kids and ravers are all as glam as the 80s.

>>26424257
>watered down over time
The designers of today are 80's kids drawing what they thought was cool back then. Hair bushes are not and were not the only sources of glam. The hair was usually big and/or overly long and unnaturally colored. There was also excessive ornamentation, usually with little regard for design compatibility, and bright colors. Anime is glam as fuck.

>>26424357
TL:DR for the entire string:

All hail the 80s!

>>26424388
ALL HAIL THE 80'S!

>>26413529
HNGH!

Any advice for a shit slappling Explorator?

I've always had to play the background characters before that couldnt really get down and dirty in the missions, but I'd love to play a cyborg nutter, any advice?

>This is a legit Rogue Trader thread, not even kidding
Seems legit.

>>26415769
>>26415843
My housecat enjoys licking my arm. I have a hairy arm. It still burns after a good twenty, thirty seconds of attention and is red for several minutes after. It generally hurts.

Some kind of catgirl would logically have a slightly scaled up tongue (as the other anon pointed out), with likewise scaled up barbs. Whether or not it's strip-flesh-capable that's still something I'd never willingly get my junk remotely near.

>>26414186
but that..hrmm...maybe if...

Probably would work better with a mircowave pizza.

>>26413529
Depends on the species.
Catfolk? Maybe
Dragonfolk? Probably
Ferret/Otterfolk? Most definitely
Werewolf/Kitsune? Not a chance.

>>26415558
>no mask
>no thick but fluffy tail
>no sharp and sleek muzzle
She's obviously a cat.

Flurries: serious business.

>>26433197
Damn straight it is!

>>26415327
I was the RT in this game. I love how that image gets posted in every RT imagedump ever now.

>>26418861
No, a German woman.

>>26433883
Other women are to be respected, german women are to be feared!

>>26414219
>But they're forbidden from leaving their homeworld

I am a completely legitimate human, I have not been tampering with xeno-tech at all, you can tell I have not been tampering with xeno-tech because tampering with Halo devices is strictly forbidden. Might I say that you look delicious today.

But seriously that charter is pretty much a get out of jail free card signed by God himself. If cat-girl mckittietits found herself in possession of a rogue trader charter it would be a free pass and there would be a lot of very serious people having very serious discussions on the topic. Priests would be left anally devastated and sisters sororitas would implode due to religious paradox. "This mutant is getting uppity, hate the mutant, kill the mutant.... but the mutant has a charter signed by God. The Emperor is the only way, the Emperor is truth.... but the abhuman is a mutant and mutants are evil.... but the charter is signed by God and says that the mutant is legit.... but mutants can not be legit.... but God.... but mutant"

I'm not being 100% serious, put your arrogant rage-boner away, I know I'm wrong about a lot of points here

That also said it would be dangerously bordering on the Sue. You know it's bad when you have to come up with a fairly intricate reason/plot as to how your char ended up where it is.

>>26414835
Given that 40k is pretty much heavy-metal-album-cover the setting, Thundercat-like is probably the best bet.

>>26435764
But you don't have to come up with a really intricate reason. They're not forbidden from leaving their homeworld. Not even beastmen the most prosecuted ones are disallowed from leaving their planets.

>>26438052
>Not even beastmen the most prosecuted ones are disallowed from leaving their planets.
They're actually the only ones disallowed from leaving their planets.

>>26438175
Except they're not. If you actually read the fluff. Its posted in this very thread.

There's a list of planets (about a third of the imperium) they're not allowed to travel too. But other than that there's no restriction on them traveling too or from the other 2 thirds of imperial planets.

>>26438455
>There's a list of planets (about a third of the imperium) they're not allowed to travel too.
Actually, its the opposite. Assuming the imperium is actually 1 million worlds, they can only travel between 300 thousand of them - about a third - and they are absolutely forbidden from taking place in the tithe or having any position of authority.

I admit I was wrong about them being forbidden from travel entirely, though, so thanks for catching me on that one.