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26315067 No.26315067 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

OIE! boyz! how much dakka.... is right propa dakka?

would itz be... lotz-o-dakka + big dakka x boomy dakka + "oh my zogan gork datz sum big dakka" = propa dakka?

yur thoughts boyz?

>> No.26315094

no

>> No.26315106
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26315106

However much this amounts to

>> No.26315131

>>26315067
propa dakka = ALL da dakka!

>> No.26315165

Dakka isn't just a thing, it's a way of life, a goal to strive for, keep striding forward in search of more dakka, if you ever stop and think you've got enough then you've failed.
You can never have enough dakka

>> No.26315173

>>26315131
Dat ain't enuff dakka ya dum git! We'z gotta get some more dakka from da humies! Dem big beakie boyz gots some right propa dakka, and we'z gonna take it for ourselves!

>> No.26315192

Da propa amounta dakka is MORE DAKKA!!

>> No.26315211

>>26315067
propa dakka is when youz sit bak afta firin' and sez ta yerself "dats some right propa dakka, can I fit more?" Any less, and youz a stoopid git.

>> No.26315217
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>>26315165
To conquer dakka, you must become dakka

>> No.26315260

>>26315106
Who's da dum grot dat ain't painted dis thing red yet?! I told ya lot, da red ones go fasta!

>> No.26315264

>>26315106
I just noticed that that thing doesn't actually have all that many guns on it...

>> No.26315299

>>26315264
when it inevitably and catastrophically explodes it'll send out a shower of molten hot metal and gubbins over a large area, that's dakka as fuck

>> No.26315303

>>26315217
Get outta here ya pointy eared git! You'z sparkly dakka ain't REAL dakka!

>> No.26315321

>>26315299
We'z gonna put bombz on da inside, boss. Make it even more BOOM! Hahaha!

>> No.26315338
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26315338

Nah boss, dat's not roight! Roight propa dakka iz wun a dem intanjy bull fings loik 'enuff dakka' an 'standed operatin prosejure'. Wun a dem fings ya just kant get. Itz a fing ta stroide tawardz, ta reach but neva get. Quoite sad, sort of fing.

Anyway, which wun a you ladz wants sum wingz, eh?

>> No.26315369

Da problem be, dakka a finite resource. Each time use use it you av less dakka den before. Therefore a state of propa dakka can't be got ya idjits.
Ya always need moar dakka.

Now choppy, dats propa Orky. One Choppa can chop thru at least lotsa gits. Givin ya almost infinite choppy power.

Muh thoughts is; we need ta make choppas into dakka. Den we gots shootas shootin choppas thru lotsa gits, givin us infinite shootin powa.
Maybe strap a rokkit to each choppa too.

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>>26315338
Ya don't need wings when you'z got a big rokkit!

>> No.26315391

>>26315369
>thinking choppin' is better than dakka
>m41
>get a load of this grot

>> No.26315408

>>26315338
What does Fight Juice taste like?

>> No.26315417

>>26315408
coconut milk and banoffee

>> No.26315425

>>26315369
>we need ta make choppas into dakka. Den we gots shootas shootin choppas thru lotsa gits, givin us infinite shootin powa.
>Maybe strap a rokkit to each choppa too

You'z real smart, boss! We'z gonna start makin' a choppa shoota fer ya!

>> No.26315427
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>>26315369
soooo ya meanz....DAKKA DAT SHOOTZ CHOPPAZ!!!!?!?!?!?!

>> No.26315453

>>26315427
Wif rokkits on da choppas dat da shoota's shootin'!

>> No.26315483
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26315483

...How's this?

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>>26315453
brutal kunin! or kunin brutal!?

>> No.26315515

>>26315490
why not both?

>> No.26315530
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>>26315483
wutz dat fing? iz itz like a shock attack gun?

>> No.26315548
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26315548

>>26315369
Dis ere 'umie's got a gud Choppa shoota. Only problem be dat it shoots fwocka not dakka.

Dese squishy 'umies n dere fwocka, it's just not Orky. Dey shud know dat da path of dakka is da one true path.

>> No.26315550

Dakka is a concept on par with things like boobs, or power. You can never have enough, no matter how much you already have. There can always be more dakka.

>> No.26315555

>>26315378
Don't be daft! Ya can' fit foinely tuned choppaz onto a rokkit loik ya can wiv wingz!

>> No.26315569
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>>26315548
This sound effect will never cease to amaze me

>> No.26315576

>>26315515
Cuz ya gotta know if ya talkin' ta Gork or Mork.

>> No.26315580

>>26315555
Can't? CAN'T! That's 'ummie talk ya git, get it done!

>> No.26315607

>>26315555
Ya don't need choppaz on ya rokkit ya dumb git! Ya just crash into 'em and den the whole rokkit goes boom!

>> No.26315614

>>26315550
Pretty sure the Necron ''finished Dakka'' when they harnessed all energies of the Universe in their weapons and then unleashed them on the C'tan.

>> No.26315622

>>26315548
Don' be a stoopid git, ya stoopid git!

Fwocka iz clearly da sound of da shooty bits turnin' into da choppy bits!

>> No.26315626

>>26315580
Oi've alreddy dun it wiv wingz! Git ova 'ere and 'ave ya surjerry!

>> No.26315634

>>26315614
DATZ ZZAPY NOT DAKKA!!!

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>>26315614
>finishing dakka

>> No.26315651

>>26315626
add wings to me rokkit' CHOPPY WINGS!

>> No.26315704

>>26315651
Ya don't add organic wingz to a rokkit! Ya add rokkits ta organic wingz! Now 'old still, cos Oi forgot ta feed me cutty squig

>> No.26315719

>>26315704
while you're at dis can you replace my arms with guns? I am become dakka

>> No.26315721

>>26315607
Ever herd of sharp-nal? Da rokkit 'spoldes den da choppas go fast, da faster a choppa goes da choppier it gets.

>> No.26315738

>>26315634
Then why is the war between the Tau and Ork is called the War of Dakka instead the War of Pew Pew Zappity Zap?

>> No.26315756

>>26315738
because they're Orks not british

>> No.26315762

>>26315738
Coz' da Orkz make da dakka.

>> No.26315802

>>26315738
CAUZE ORKY DAKKA IZ DA ONLY REAL DAKKA! so it cancels out da grey skin dakka

>> No.26315816
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>>26315530
Lasers I think...

I don't know, someone challanged me to put even more guns on a space ship then this...

>> No.26315827

>>26315762
OBJECTION!

The Orks were shooting at the Tau with their own plasma and rail weapons. Tau weapons don't make Dakka sounds.

>>26315756
OBJECTION!

The Orks are so British they shit soccer balls (made outta fungus),

>> No.26315856

>>26315827
orks are football hooligans not the refined British gentry who'd use a phrase like " the War of Pew Pew Zappity Zap"

>> No.26315867

>>26315721
It ain't about da choppa ya dumb git! It's about da BOOM!

>> No.26315884

>>26315719
Wot koinda gunz wud ya loik. Lotz a little dakka, big dakka, shoiny dakka, zzappy dakka, chompy dakka, rokkit dakka, choppy dakka, da list goes on an' on.

>> No.26315912

>>26315884
All 'o em, an then double it

>> No.26315936

>>26315912
Dis iz gonna cost ya a lotta teef. You got inn sewer antz?

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>>26315067

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ork battlestar online.

>> No.26316220

>>26315483
Am I the only one who noticed the right, inside, there's a single piece missing?

Is it autism, doctor Teeg?

>> No.26316707

>>26316220
Oh that's not missing, Lego Digital Designer just starts derping out when you have that many piece on screen...

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