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Tabletop dream team thread. you, and 5 other famous people would play a weekend session of your preferred setting/rules.

you can be the DM, or elect one of the famous to be your DM. choose a class for each person and tell us the system that your running with.

>System: D&D 3.5
>DM: Morgan Freeman
>Myself: Paladin
>Vin Diesel: Ranger
>Felicia Day: Cleric
>Alice Cooper: Barbarian
>George W. Bush: Sorcerer

>> No.26209668

>Picking 3.X for a dream session.

>> No.26209678

3.5 D&D
DM: Myself
Swordsage: Bruce Lee
Cleric: George Patton
Gary Gygax: Wizard
Edward Snowden: Rogue
Douglas Adams: Bard

Though Gygax would probably punch me for making him play 3.5.

>> No.26209684

>George W. Bush: Sorcerer

>> No.26209718

think for a minute, morgan freeman is a bleeding heart liberal, bush is a right wing hawk, just watching the two get into rule disputes would be hilarious. and while wizards have more throughput with spells, if you specialize a sorcerer, you can fast cast most spells, and get more spells a day (especially if you specialize yourself)

>> No.26209761 [DELETED] 

>System: OD&D
>DM: James Malinewski
>Fighter: Stephen Colbert
>Cleric: James Raggi
>Thief: Christopher Ward
>Fighter: Me
>Fighter: Ernie Gygax
>Wizard: Joe Dever

>> No.26209781

>System: OD&D
>DM: James Maliszewski
>Fighter: Stephen Colbert
>Cleric: James Raggi
>Thief: Christopher Ward
>Fighter: Me
>Fighter: Ernie Gygax
>Wizard: Joe Dever

>> No.26209806


Bushisms in a fantasy universe would be the beat thing ever.

>> No.26209819

My, and my buddies from middle school.
That's who i know, and always had fun with.
Famous people? I don't know them, i'd feel inferior to them, and there wouldn't be any fun.

Additionally, don't forget, that plenty of actors thought their iconic roles were "shit", or "just a job".

>> No.26209824

>System: Pathfinder
>DM: Sir Ian Murray McKellen
>Myself: Cleric
>Neil Patrick Harris: Bard
>Ron Pearlman: Monk
>Alan Rickman: Sorcerer
>Bill Murray: Rogue
>Lewis Black: Barbarian

>> No.26209845

System: M&M
co-GMs: Doc Hammer and Jason Publick
Hero Players: Myself, Don Edwards, Zelda Williams, Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Villain Players: H. Jon Benjamin, Raymond Carver, Ruth Wilson, and Andrew Jackson.

>> No.26209849

This is close to the thinking behind >>26209781, except I went for industry celebrities.

Plus Colbert & Ward, but y'know.

>> No.26209853

Derp, Jackson Publick

>> No.26209881

System: Call of Cthulhu

GM: Warren Ellis

Me: travelling insurance salesman / grifter
Christopher Walken: my accomplice
Audrey Hepburn: actress / our shill
Humphrey Bogart: hard-boiled shamus
Christopher Lloyd: eccentric inventor

>> No.26209889

that just gave me a silly thought. the best 'sounding' tabletop team.

>Sir Ian McKellen
>Sir Patrick Stewert
>Morgan Freeman
>James Woods
>Christopher Walken
>Tara Strong

just listening to them all narrate theyre actions would be an orgy in your ears.

pic partially related, cant find the damn screencap about patrick stewert doing all the voices of a video game

>> No.26209909

System: Vampire: the Masquerade

Storyteller: Mark Rein*Hagen

Adolf HItler (Malkavian)
Me (Brujah)
Siouxsie Sioux (Toreador)
Elizabeth Bathory (Tremere)
Alan Moore (Gangrel)

>> No.26209919


actually, i think this guy wins.

>> No.26209936

Vin plays a half orc barbarian IRL

>> No.26209944

>> No.26209960

Mark Twain - Bard
Benjamin Franklin - Artificer
Nicolai Tesla - Wizard, Dove Familiar
Theodore Roosevelt - Ranger
Abraham Lincoln - Inspiring Warlord

>> No.26209961

very nice

>> No.26209969

Anthony Hopkins: DM

Nathan Fillon: Rogue
Mads Mikkelsen: Alchemist (Surgeon)
Jack Black: Bard
Dwayne "Rock" Johnson: Paladin
Me: Mute fighter

>> No.26209988

DM: Me
Paladin: George Zimmerman
Bard: Chris Hanson
Wizard: L. Ron Hubbard
Barbarian: Trayvon Martin
Knight: Chris Dorner

>> No.26209994

Oh, and DM: Christopher Waulken

>> No.26210003

>Alan Moore
>not the Malkavian
Son, do you even into fun?

>> No.26210004

Dorners barbarian has defensive awareness so you can't flank or corner him

>> No.26210006

yeah, he supposedly likes to play as a drow witch hunter too.

>> No.26210019

GM: All right, your party is resting in a tavern, enjoying a few pints of-
>Lewis: I begin my rage...
GM: What?
>Lewis: I grab the nearest baby, soak it in kerosine and fling it toward the ruling nobleman of this city's front lawn!

>> No.26210021

Oh ye of little understanding.
> Anthony Hopkins: DM

>> No.26210033

>voluntarily subjecting yourself to Felicia Day
Maximum dumb

>> No.26210049

found the picture.
the thing with lewis black is you have to have someone to completely fuck with him at the table to keep getting him more pissed off and doing silly shit in game. without someone messing with him, he just gets really angry at the dumbest shit and will piss off your table mates.

>> No.26210054


The one on the right reminds me of the elf noble from oglaf

>> No.26210064

System: Legend of the Five Rings

GM: John Wick

Boudicca: Shinjo Bushi
Lionel Messi: Usagi Bushi
Aleister Crowley: Asako Henshin
Kofi Annan: Doji Courtier
Me: Kitsu Shugenja

>> No.26210066

System: Any Star Wars, KotoR era

Gamemaster: Morgan Freeman

Bounty Hunter (the Boba Fett): Myself
Jedi Consular (the Obi-Wan): Sir Ian McKellen or Sir Patrick Stewart
Dashing Smuggler/Scoundrel (the Han Solo): Nathan Fillion
Tech specialist (the Wisecracker): Neil Patrick Harris
Jedi Sentinel (the pretty party face): Alison Brie

You all meet at a cantina...

>> No.26210069

As if Alice Cooper and George W. Bush would be any better.

That list is more like taking a bunch of different insects, throwing them into a jar, shaking them up, and watching as Vin Diesel emerges having killed all the rest.

>> No.26210081

Implying that Moore's Gangrel wouldn't blow your mind.

>> No.26210092

oglaf, its the webcomic that keeps giving DM's new ways to fuck with their players.

by way of booty bay (which is no longer around but you can find him on DA as drakefenwic if i remember correctly) while doing mostly WoW related stuff, does some dnd things here and there

>> No.26210130

System: World of Darkness
GM: M Night Shymelon
Hirohiko Arraki: Geist
Michael C. Hall: Geist
Adam West: Vampire
NPH: Changeling
Jensen Ackles: Hunter
Me: Promethean

>> No.26210141

One-on-one ERP with Scarlett Johansson as GM.

It's my dream team, I'll run it how I like.

>> No.26210159

Oh, he would. But Malkavian seems a better fit, don't it.

>> No.26210165

System: MechWarrior

GM: Isambard Kingdom Brunel

Tina Fey: Wise-cracking tech
Manfred von Richthofen: The Ace of Aces
Justin Bieber: "The Kid"
Demi Moore: Ageing Femme Fatale
Me: Embittered Mercenary

>> No.26210176

Not as good as Hitler. He'd play the Fishiest of FishMalks, and we'd be like, "Adolf, you're the WORST PERSON EVER!"

>> No.26210195

>No /k/ Approved list
Goddammit /tg/.

>System: Hunter: The Vigil with Dogs of War
>GM: Richard Marcinko

>Myself: Recon / Spotter
>''Cowboy'': Sharpshooter
>Dalton Fury: Assaultman
>Dave "Dawson" Tyson: Face
>Paul Howe: Team Leader

>> No.26210213


>Richard Marcinko as DM

It'd be an entertaining thrillride of real-world info and utter bullshit. Would be entertaining as hell.

...wait, does /k/ take Marcinko seriously?

>> No.26210231

Any more of this? Hilarious.

>> No.26210240

Yes, No, not really, some of the things the man did were amazing. But overall, it'd be funny because of the bullshit.

>> No.26210292

unfortunately I dont.

>> No.26210325

/k/ pls

>> No.26210361

Werewolf: the Apocalypse

Storyteller: Bear Grylls

Björk: Get of Fenris/Theurge
Epaminondas: Black Furies/Ahroun (metis)
Fyodor Dostoyevsky: Silver Fangs/Galliard
Julian Assange: Uktena/Philodox
Me: Shadow Lords/Ragabash

>> No.26210395

Wrong post, that's /pol/

>> No.26210536

>System: Paranoia
DM: /pol/

>> No.26210589

Pathfinder/ 3.5
DM: Eiichiro Oda
Terry Pratchett: Whimsical and forgetful ;_; wizard
Ozzy osbourne: Necromancer with twisted black humour
Vladimir Putin: Party leader and tough guy fighter
Henry Rollins: Intense but wise barbarian
Varg Vikernes: Racist elf bard
Me: Ranger

>> No.26210603

Oh god I'd pay to watch that.

FIASCO might work too.

>> No.26210634

Man, I'm just seeing the arguments between Rollins and Vikernes, it'd be hilarious when Varg eventually gets his ass kicked. That and the semi-passive aggressive moments between Putin and Rollins.

>> No.26210722


With me as DM.

And the answer is very,

>> No.26211104

DM: Myself

Rogue: Kenneth Branagh
Paladin: Patrick Stewart
Cleric: Cate Blanchett
Bard: Neil Patrick Harris
Ranger: Liam Nelson

Probably 3.5 in a homebrew setting set around gods and demonic forces.


>> No.26211174


>Three of your players don't speak the DM's language

>> No.26211186

>>not GMing

>> No.26211197

Vin Diesel confirmed for cliche-mongering That Guy

>> No.26211392


We can trade GM duties. I'm curious about what's in her magical realm first.

>> No.26211542

>Dove Familiar
I see what you did there.

>> No.26211675

Changeling the Lost

Storyteller: Neil Gaiman
Michael Emmerson: Darkling Tunnelgrub
Jewel Strait: Fairest Blossoming
Judi Dench: Wizend Oracle
Ron Perlman: Beast Hunterheart
Me: Antiquarian Darkling

We all read Goblin Market, watch Ink and listen to Doctors of Physic before coming to session bring pot-luck. Awesomesauce ensues.

>> No.26211717

>BBEG: Le happy merchant

>> No.26211752

>DM: Terry Pratchett

That alone would be amazing

>> No.26214075

This is not my dream tabletop.
This is a dream about tabletop settings.

I was inside an orbital space station. More precisely, inside an university. I meet this guy. His name starts with a D and finish with octor. You know that guy. He looks surprised I called him The Doctor, as if he was hiding something.
Quickly befriend him. Turns out the tardis was stuck on Terra. Imperial Terra. Fourty K terra, with emperor and marines and all, but not quite. Less Heresy, more Caldari, all firepower nevertless.
And I had to help retrieve the TARDIS past the whole planetary defense.

Weird dream.

>> No.26214085

All Charisma, no INT

It fits

>> No.26215119

Patton Oswald
Reggie Watts
Dr. Howland Owll
Philo Drummond
Steven Colbert

I don't even care about what system it is, but Fiasco would probably work best.

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