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ITT: Critical successes and/or failures.

>> No.25584139

>>25584119

>> No.25584163

Natural 20 on a diplomacy roll.

>> No.25584193

>>25584119
ow
>>25584139
is this from a show or did some irish/english/slavs actually film while doing this
>>25584163
And there we go, a normal day in the middle east

>> No.25584202

Failed Will save against Intimidate
Success Craft

>> No.25584204

>>25584193
if it was the latter I think they would've bashed the guy.

>> No.25584207

>>25584193
Its not a goat though.

>> No.25584209

Natural 20 on Balance

>> No.25584214

>>25584119
Actually for my last PC that would a crit success....

>> No.25584220

>> No.25584226

>>25584209
Natural 1 on Reflex

>> No.25584229

>> No.25584253

Preform dance
...1

>> No.25584261

Nat 20 on Drive, Nat 20 on Hide.

>> No.25584272

>> No.25584274

>> No.25584286

Natural 20 on being kawaii.

>> No.25584296

>> No.25584305

Natural 1 on balance. Natural 20 on Bluff.

>> No.25584323

Critical miss.

>> No.25584339

>> No.25584345

>>25584286
That's actually pretty insane. Double cut on a tatami? Wow.

>> No.25584350

>> No.25584361

>>25584323
That really needs a "THANKS OBAMA" added to the end of it.

>> No.25584365

>>25584286
Ow man. Usually I want to hate that kind of forced cutesy crap. but I will allow it in this case for two reasons 1) Who am I to tell that girl how to act? Shes from an entirely different culture. And 2) She would probably murder me with her sword if I did express displeasure.

>> No.25584374

>>25584345
I like that you can see the moment she becomes kawaii.

>> No.25584381

>>25584365
>forced cutesy crap
Pretty sure she's genuinely elated. See >>25584345

>> No.25584388

>>25584365
...What part of that makes you think it was forced? She looked excited.

>> No.25584389

>>25584365
>forced cutesy crap
what if she is just cute?

>> No.25584392

>>25584220

That's reversed. Easier, but still impressive.

>> No.25584406

>>25584374
The moment when she becomes a slut?

wot m8?

>> No.25584411

>>25584296
Ijustthrewupalittle.gif

>> No.25584417

>>25584406
I hope I can be as cool and edgy as you someday.

>> No.25584418

Profession: Pilot

>> No.25584419

>>25584406
pls go summer

>> No.25584421

>>25584365
>I'm a pleb virgin faggot who has no idea how hard that actually is to accomplish.
Leave your house sometimes you bitch.

>> No.25584426

>>25584381
>>25584388
To be fair, I did allow for cultural differences with my first caveat.

>> No.25584431

>>25584411
Ijustbazookapooped.gif

>> No.25584432

>>25584361

Oh god, good call, that would be beautiful.

>> No.25584433

>>25584406
You too. (>>25584421)

>> No.25584440

>>25584419
No
>>25584417
Thank you

>> No.25584441

>>25584426
So people from your "culture" aren't allowed to cheer when they accomplish an amazing feat? Your country must be the funnest place on earth,

>> No.25584454

>>25584441
could be that humility is strictly enforced

>> No.25584457

>>25584440
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little summer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, summer. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little summer. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn summer. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, summer.

>> No.25584467

>>25584365
I HATE YOU

>> No.25584475

Thanks for ruining a fun thread you fucking autistic cunts.

>> No.25584476

>>25584457
>tfw i realize that i forgot to replace some words with summer.

>> No.25584483

>>25584421

>> No.25584484

>>25584454
>>25584441

What country could that be...
America if you're white.
Canada possibly.
Germany?

>> No.25584489

>>25584454
>Being tryhard about not having fun.
Real life called. It said you suck.

>> No.25584492

>>25584457
I would act like a chav and say something about decking you but then again i need to follow >>25584433 advice apparently

>> No.25584503

>>25584426
I don't see absolutely anything that shows that cultural differences need to be considered at all. That is actually a common way for people, usually women, to get excited.

>> No.25584506

>>25584365
You just went full fedora.

>> No.25584508

>>25584492
1v1 me m8

>> No.25584512

>>25584475
Boring thread anyway.

>>25584483
>Watch out guys! I'm upset so I'll post Neil talking about spending more money on going to space for no reason!

>> No.25584517

nato 20 grapple

>> No.25584520

>>25584457
Ha! I seriously contemplated posting this exact same copy pasta a little upthread.

>> No.25584524

>>25584457
Is that in response to the No or the Thank you?

>> No.25584536

>>25584475
Oh no, do go on, the worst you can do is complain.

I for one don't save the critical save pictures, but you might save it if you got a few. If you are just saying that to cause a bit of an ruse then... alright,good job.

>> No.25584540

>>25584508
This is a team game, there is no 1v1 dumbass.

>> No.25584541

>>25584286

20/10, would ride into glorious battle with.

>> No.25584548

>>25584517
and another

>> No.25584560

Natural 1 on perception check.

>> No.25584562

>>25584365
That was painful to read. 4chan definitions aside are you legitimately autistic? Or just regularly socially retarded?

>> No.25584564

>>25584524
the no

>> No.25584565

>>25584517
Nat 1 on will save.

>> No.25584566

>>25584548
What skill would you even use there?

Proffision: skinning

>> No.25584578

Guys, find some other place to bitch at each other. Please.

I'll just continue to dump.

>> No.25584590

>>25584457
Why do people still find this funny?

>> No.25584591

>>25584562
I am a guy that likes adults to act like adults.

>> No.25584595

>>25584565
>d'aaaawwww

>> No.25584596

>>25584562
An legitimate way to get people to response and get flustered is to insult something cute.

But yes i think he's autistic, most people who try to ruse people nowdays are

>> No.25584597

>> No.25584609

>>25584578
Good man, keep on trucking.

>> No.25584610

>>25584590
>nobody does
>as the person who posted it, neither do I
>just felt appropriate.

>> No.25584614

>>25584591
>Adults are not allowed to jump for joy, express happiness, or clap.
Pfft.

>> No.25584628

>>25584591

Being happy because you succeeded in doing something hard is apparently only for children nowadays.

Glad that we have you to sort us out, oh Edgemeister.

>> No.25584629

>>25584365
How can one person be so autistic?

>> No.25584632

Charisma check.

>> No.25584636

>>25584286
>>25584365
>>25584374
>>25584381
>>25584388
>>25584389
>>25584406
>>25584417
>>25584419
>>25584421
>>25584426
>>25584441
>>25584454
>>25584467
>>25584475
>>25584476
>>25584483
>>25584484
>>25584489
>>25584506
Katana+kawii=18-20/x3 butthurt rating

>> No.25584640

>>25584365
Good golly miss molly

>> No.25584644

>>25584591
>actually thinks being adult is no fun allowed mode

...what the fuck captcha? an actual BOX?

>> No.25584651

Natural 1 on diplomacy
Dark Souls is a game of Natural 1s.

>> No.25584655

>>25584261
>tfw the most wanted murderer/rapist just rolled a nat 20

>> No.25584664

>> No.25584676

>>25584591
>but I will allow it in this case
>She would probably murder me with her sword if I did express displeasure.
Then why do you talk like a teenage memespouter?

>> No.25584710

>> No.25584718

>>25584651
The way it just cuts to the title really tickles my funny bone.

>> No.25584721

>>25584710
Goddamn, I peed a little.

>> No.25584737

>>25584365
Congratulations, dipshit.
You're the new retard in town.

>> No.25584754

>>25584676
English isn't my first language. What is wrong with those two phrases?

>> No.25584760

nat 1 on translation

>> No.25584765

>>25584754
It makes you sound superior and arogant

>> No.25584776

>>25584163
Thats DISGUSTING! /tg/ IM ASHAMED OF YOU!

>> No.25584782

>>25584418
FUCKYEAH Su-27

RUSSIA!
FUCK YEAH!

>> No.25584793

>>25584776
fuck off newfag

>> No.25584798

>>25584286
>dat fist pump
2cute

>> No.25584799

>>25584655

He was probably just a kid with a five bag.

>> No.25584808

>> No.25584820

>> No.25584833

Sneak Attack

>> No.25584841

>>25584754
The first assumes false authority (makes you sound like a douche if you don't have the social status to back your posturing....which no one on the internet does. The second is just a stupid sentiment.

>> No.25584848

>> No.25584863

>>25584848
ow.

>> No.25584867

Nat 20 spot check?

>> No.25584874

>>25584848
Fuck. I'm out.

>> No.25584878

>>25584655
>>25584799
It's actually from a Jackie Chan movie, no real criminal got away by doing that.

>> No.25584881

>> No.25584890

nat 20 trap setting

>> No.25584893

>>25584365
Guys. I think my anus just prolapsed because of this comment. Not joking.

>> No.25584894

>>25584664
Why would anyone get on a treadmill wearing sandals

I will be very surprised if even one answer isn't because he's black.

>> No.25584898

>> No.25584906

anal circumference check critical failure

>> No.25584912 [DELETED] 

>>25584365
My penis is also very large. It always falls in the toilet bowl when I sit down.

>> No.25584914

>>25584893

>> No.25584922

>> No.25584927

Critical Perform failure or success, depending on the GM.

>> No.25584928

Nat 1 Sneak attack

>> No.25584931

>>25584894
Niggers gonna nig.

>> No.25584936

>>25584833
What was that? Firecracker?

>> No.25584938

Nat 1 on a perception check

>> No.25584945

critical future sight sucess

>> No.25584955

I'm now sorry for posting the cute kendo girl. I should have known better. Sorry OP.
Have a natural 1 on being kawaii.

>> No.25584960

>> No.25584962

>>25584936
Looks like a bottle rocket.

>> No.25584969

>> No.25584972

>>25584906
oh god

>> No.25584978

>>25584936
>>25584962
Prolly a stinkbomb

>> No.25584979

>>25584938

Context?

>> No.25584980

>> No.25584984

>>25584955
code_lyoko.gif

>> No.25584987

Nat 1 on Operate Siege Equipment

>> No.25584992

>> No.25584996

Natural 20 dexterity & perform

>> No.25584997

>>25584979
Some scandi ad about the dangers of the internet.

>> No.25584998

>>25584931
Do you go out of your way to reinforce stereotypes, or does it come naturally to you?

>> No.25585000

>>25584119
what the hell are they running from?

>> No.25585002

>>25584979
I think they're brother and sister

>> No.25585007

>> No.25585011

>>25584962
I'd so murder him in his sleep for that.

>> No.25585019

>>25584931
She has some man hands...

>> No.25585024

>> No.25585028

>>25584955
it's okay anon you had no way of knowing
except you did
jeez man what the hell
fuck off you piece of weeboo shit

>> No.25585031

>>25584945
fuck that game, fuck it so much

captcha: edybal cometh

>> No.25585033

>>25584848
When i see shit like that i feel realy good about never leaving the house.

>> No.25585035

>>25584980
oh god, i love how he rips off his shirt first

>> No.25585037

>> No.25585038

craft check

>> No.25585041

Sleight of Hand (foot)

>> No.25585042

>>25585019

>not sure if joking

It's a trap.

>> No.25585045

>>25585024

this man is my fucking hero

>> No.25585046

>>25585019
If only you knew what else was manly about her.

Then again, Chun-Li also has manhands in that SF4 engine.

>> No.25585047

>>25585000
Cheese Rolling. It's a British thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dtvG9XDtjv4

>> No.25585053

>> No.25585054

Operate Machinery

>> No.25585057

>>25584979
Dude's sister is a camwhore that he almost jerked off to online. C'mon.

>> No.25585059

>>25585019
She's more man than you can handle

>> No.25585063

>> No.25585064

>>25584614
>Americans never clap.
AHAHAHAH

>> No.25585068

>>25584984
>yumi
suddenly i have an intense urge to watch it again again on netflix.

>> No.25585069

>>25584996
this is how i all bard party

well, that or aquabats

>> No.25585078

>> No.25585085

>>25585019
she also has some man penis

>> No.25585089

>>25585078
jesus

>> No.25585090

>>25585038
Is that a machine that masturbates you when you jiggle your knee?

>> No.25585093

>> No.25585094

>>25585033
Oh come on, dude totally deserved it.

>> No.25585096

>>25584833
>max rank: douche

>> No.25585100

Nat 1 bluff
Nat 20 sense motive

>> No.25585103

I know i said that >>25585033
But i also live in constant fear of >>25584906

>> No.25585106

>> No.25585111

>>25584998
Oh, I'm allll natural.

>> No.25585119

And that's all I got.

>> No.25585122

Nat 1 Escape Artist

>> No.25585130

>>25584597
I like how the big guy starts to sit down after, like, 'I don't give a fuck, didn't hit me.'

>Pic: Sense motive

>> No.25585140

>>25585078
LOS TIBUROS, THE ORC LUCHADORE

>> No.25585148

>>25585130
You can also see he's struggling not to bust out laughing.

>> No.25585152

Sneak Attack

>> No.25585156

nat 1 seduce

>> No.25585158

>>25584979
commercial

>> No.25585170

>>25585122
too cute...

nat 1 making any fucking sense

>> No.25585177

Nat 1 Knowledge: Nature

>> No.25585189

>>25584345
>>25584365
>>25584374
>>25584381
>>25584388
>>25584389
>>25584406
>>25584417
>>25584419
>>25584421
>>25584426
>>25584433
>>25584440
>>25584441
>>25584454
>>25584467
>>25584475
>>25584483
>>25584484
>>25584489
>>25584492
>>25584503
>>25584506
>>25584508
>>25584512
>>25584541
>>25584596
>>25584629
>>25584636
>>25584676
>>25584754
>>25584737
>>25584765
>>25584798
>>25584841
>>25584912
/a/ please leave. I've had just about enough of your madonna-whore complex

>> No.25585193

>>25585019
>Thinks poison just has Man hands.
>Apparently doesn't know anything about Poison.

>> No.25585213

>>25585189
by linking all of those posts people who have not seen them will read them, leading to an increased chance of them being replied to.

good job.

>> No.25585219

Nat 20 AoO for initiating a grapple

Bitch should have taken imp grapple

>> No.25585240

>>25584894
to show off?
as in:
"Check this out nigga I am making you treadmill my bitch"

>> No.25585254

>>25585094
Yep I agree not thinking his shit through and breaking stuff for no reason.
Staying home seems to be the better alternative to me.
Thats all i wanted to say there.

>> No.25585271

>>25585189
You got called out for acting like a pompous manchild. Deal with it turbonerd.

>> No.25585272

>>25585219
This is hilarious, what's the context?

>> No.25585285

>>25585272
It's from some japanese cartoon

>> No.25585287

>>25584992
also nat 20 on grapple

>> No.25585296

>>25585152

she should've checked herself before she shrekd herself

what's the sauce on this?

>> No.25585303

>>25585287
filename dude

>> No.25585306

>> No.25585324

Nat 1 Knowledge: Nature

>> No.25585325

ug /tg/ has really fallen, usually these threads are at least on topic.
and some moron just think's this is a gif dump.

>> No.25585327

>>25585054
That man deserves his own You Tube channel of just doing amazing shit with a fork lift.

>> No.25585340

>>25585152
source`?

>> No.25585357

>>25585119
Dude looks like an asian Shatner.

>> No.25585361

I dunno what the fuck this is, but clearly it's a nat 20.

>> No.25585376

>>25585357
Pretty sure it's Sammo Hung.

>> No.25585388

>>25585361
>beer is 80% foam
No it isn't.

>> No.25585393

Nat 20 Stealth

>> No.25585397

>>25585324
fuck, I am using this for a setting

>> No.25585398

>>25585361
Perform.

>> No.25585401

>>25585324
>is worth its weight in gold
mysides.jpg

>> No.25585407

Nat 20 disguise

>> No.25585412

>>25585361
some sort of perform, if this was exalted it would be its own charm, Slutty Tavern Wenching of Reverse Chair Riding

>> No.25585418

>>25585271
normal pompous manchildren don't get a fraction of this hate
I'm pretty sure most of this is actual reaction to his dislike of cutesy stuff
wich is just as autistic, if you want to use the 4chan version of autism, wich I do

>> No.25585419

>>25585393
this is how i sneaky druid

>> No.25585435

>>25585388
That's definitely not 80% and you're dumb.

>> No.25585437

Nat 20 Fuck that Fucking Guy

>> No.25585442

>>25585418
You can be pretty sure all you want, it doesn't help.

>> No.25585444

>>25585393
>soon

Nat 20 Bluff

>> No.25585451

>>25585419
>sneaky druid
>not owl

>> No.25585453

Sneak Attack

>> No.25585469

>>25585442
help what?
you learn something about human interaction?
well sorry for trying, jeez

>> No.25585472

>>25585407
That is some hellraiser shit.

>> No.25585476

>>25585418
Enough of your victim complex. You're an exceptional tard. That's why so many replies.

>> No.25585495

>>25585451
but that was a bear, not an owl

>> No.25585506

>ITT: we see what happens when /tg/ goes raeg mode

>> No.25585526

>>25585495
yeah, but you (or he) said that that is how he sneaky druids (presumably as a polar bear, as like in the .gif), and i responded by making teh comment that owls make best sneaky druids, and that he is a foll for not making one (paraphrasing)

>> No.25585527

>>25585506
there is no rage here

>> No.25585529

>>25585324

I thought I was looking at an earth-themed roulette wheel at first.

>> No.25585535

Nat 20 trapmaking
also, alignment shift toward evil

>> No.25585548

>>25585437

>chechnyan_security_services.gif

>> No.25585554

>>25585535
>nat20 for being the sadistic fuck

>> No.25585579

>>25584881
... did he break his board?

>> No.25585584

>>25585469
>>25585418
Jesus Christ, kid. Stop being an uneducated, illiterate faggot and learn some motherfucking spelling and grammar.

Also stop being an obnoxious 12-year old shitwipe.

>> No.25585593

Nat 20 Aid Another
Nat 1 Acrobatics

>> No.25585594

>>25585535
The evil is from making a semi-transparent .png so I have to gouge out my eyes from that fucking picture.

>> No.25585595

>>25585189
Calling out socially retarded aspies is now an /a/ thing? Pretty sure /a/ would be on your side. What with their 3DPD shtick and all.

>> No.25585598

>>25585529
now THAT would be awesome.
"I'm putting 20 on ocean"
"Oh FUCK YOU, HAWAII."

>> No.25585605

>>25585535
Nat 20 on committing a war crime so heinous they hold a second Geneva Convention just for you having a blueprint to something like that.

>> No.25585608

>>25584931

>> No.25585624

>>25585453
>This is how I break up

>> No.25585633

>Nat 20
>Nat 20 to confirm crit
>Maximum damage
>Enemy failed his Fortitude save against massive damage
>Cleave
>Nat 20 on Cleave attack

>> No.25585653

>>25585624
who knows maybe this is how they bond
maybe they have lots of chains, black leather and handcuff somewhere in their bedroom and that cake in the face is just mild teasing

>> No.25585660

>>25585579
With his Face, yes he did.

>> No.25585663

>>25585633
lol, what movie/show is this?

>> No.25585666

>>25585633
what movie is this from? I just saw it and I cant think of it and its bugging me.

>> No.25585667

>>25585633
>best post right here guiz

>> No.25585672

>>25585633
Golly, mind telling me what that's from?

>> No.25585676

>>25585548
That's actually two rival PMCs fucking with each other.

>> No.25585687

>>25585663
boku no pico

ooor ironclad

>> No.25585702

>>25585672
>>25585666
>>25585663
Apparently it's called Ironclad. Never seen it myself, just kept the picture because it's fucking metal as fuck.

>> No.25585711

thats right, ironclad... its bretty good. its on netflix right now

>> No.25585712

>Nat 20 balance
>Nat 20 Player Dickery

>> No.25585738

>>25585068
I tried to do that once. It ended with me watching like 3 episode of season 1, skipping all the way to the finale before moving onto season 2.

>> No.25585778

Nat 20 cosplay

>> No.25585794

>>25584286
>Guarenteed Shitstorm
Every fucking time...

>> No.25585819

>>25585794
Gets a bit old, doesn't it. It's like they're having a contest to see who can hate something more.

>> No.25585902

not 20 hide

>> No.25585903

Natural 20 at unarmed attack.

>> No.25585906

>>25585702
>Templar helps during english civil war or someshit. I forget.
>Templar falls for some bitch
>Has vikings and shit
>everything goes to shit
>templar lives happily ever after with bitch

All I can remember.

>> No.25585910 [DELETED] 

>>25585794
>>25585819
to be fair, this time it was more a reaction to a reaction.

nat 1 block

>> No.25585922

>>25585903
sometimes i miss my days in animation school

>> No.25585925

>>25584997
Dutch commercial of 'you never know on the internet'

>> No.25585933

>>25585608
Who is this?

>> No.25585934

>>25585903
Natural 20 at intimidate.

>> No.25585945

no idea how the fuck I got that last image, reposting

>> No.25585946

>>25585906
James Purefoy plays a templeknight that fucks people up with a bihänder.
Im sold.

>> No.25585973

>>25585712
Oh jeez, with that person standing off to the side you know the whole thing was planned out.

>> No.25586034

>>25584365

>> No.25586051

>>25584365

autist of the day

>> No.25586055

>>25585324
I want to have this made

>> No.25586057

>>25584898
>Silver Knights on the Archway.gif

>> No.25586070

>>25586055
No joke, no matter the inaccuracy, that is a btichin' map.

>> No.25586087

>>25584980
You can tell how white trash someone is by how far into the fight their shirt comes off.

>> No.25586110

>>25584898
I like how you can just slowly see it approaching from the background.

>> No.25586114

>>25584595
exploding corkscrew dicks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY

>> No.25586155

Nat 20 Read, or something like that.

>> No.25586182

>>25586155
No, that'd be on the Craft (Writing) check to create it, with all kinds of bonuses attached.

>> No.25586200

>>25586155
God damn, this is hot.

>> No.25586222

>>25586182

But she's sitting on a sextoy. It's not the book causing it!

>> No.25586227

>>25586155
more like: cunniligus + hide

>> No.25586228

>>25586155
>>25586182
A hide check for the person under the table rather.

>> No.25586233

>>25584754
First one implies he has authority over her.
Second one implies he is afraid of retribution. Unless he was trying (and failing) to be clever ("I'll allow it, because otherwise she'll murder me"), it doesn't follow.

>> No.25586239

>>25586200
It really is. Hotter than pretty much all of the cookie cutter mainstream porn Stoya has done.

Wish she had done more low end solo stuff before she got picked up by the big companies.

>> No.25586261

>>25584808
>Natural 20 Engineering roll

>> No.25586263

>>25586155
I'll read what she's reading

>> No.25586319

Natural 1 Aimed Shot

(fuck you guys I'm using a d100 system so 1 is good 100 is bad)

>> No.25586324

>>25586114
fuck you

>> No.25586333

Nat 20, you lot can filling the blank for this one.

>> No.25586341

>>25586155
>Nat 20 read: 50 Shades of Grey

>> No.25586349

>>25585272
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kannagi:_Crazy_Shrine_Maidens
its a comedy, essentially, she bosses him around and he grudgingly listens.

>> No.25586354

>>25586333
nat 20 for getting the last pringle

>> No.25586364

Dangerous terrain critical failure rerolled into critical success

>> No.25586374

>>25586333
>fill in*
Nat 100 for Tech Use for me.

Nat 1 intimidate.

>> No.25586376

>>25585672
Ironclad. Badass paladin and a bunch of shit-poor english peasants hold a Keep agaisnt an army of pissed off Danes.

>> No.25586390

>>25586364
Hey isn't that they new Pack robot for the military? I'm still waiting on seeing one.

>> No.25586396

>>25586333

I was just away to post that.

Natural 1 (critical success) entertainer? Distraction? ... Pick pocket?

>> No.25586401

>>25584286
I can just hear her going "YATTA! YATTA!"

>> No.25586403

>>25584820
AHAHAHA

>> No.25586408

>>25586374
>aww girl you did NAWT bring a naginata to this fight

>> No.25586410

>>25586390
ride it

>> No.25586428

>>25586390

The Big Dog by Boston Dynamic.

The really scary thing... they've put a neck and head on it recently just cause they can (the military pack one now being a separate dedicated project off that prototype) ... it can pick up and throw cinderblocks.

>> No.25586455

>>25586155
She's reading classical literature while sitting on a sybian. There's a short series of them on Youtube. First is definitely the best.

>> No.25586460

>>25586155
For those wondering:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o&list=PLKrTBSoZgJrYl_A-HvPx6c76QKcB2TghM

My personal favorite is #6, Sole'

>> No.25586463

>>25586410

I'd love to see that as the new cavalry for the army.

>> No.25586490

>>25585035
Getting blood out of shirts isn't fun. It's also less to allow someone to grab onto and if its a particularly nice shirt it could quickly be destroyed in a fight.

I've had more than a few shirts destroyed in fights with siblings or my abusive stepmother

>> No.25586492

Critical success non-violent little girl removal.

>> No.25586499

>>25584305
Nathan Barnatt being cool

>> No.25586512

>>25586455
>>25586460

I don't know if the Stoya one is my favourite but it is certainly the sexiest thing she has done in a long while considering she basically just does boring generic mainstream porn now.

>> No.25586541

Critical failure: Not being a rapist ... or Critical Success: Rape

One of the two.

>> No.25586557

>>25584890
is there an invisible dozer blade on the front?

>> No.25586559

>>25586541
Context?

>> No.25586568

>>25586490
oh deffinatly at some point shirt comes off, but as soon as he thinks something is happaning is some white trash shit

>> No.25586572

>>25586541
I... what? It looks like she's rather enjoying herself.

>> No.25586582

>>25586559
super. really great movie, ellen page rapes rayne wilson

>> No.25586586

>>25586572
she isnt the one being raped

>> No.25586600

Nat 1 success unarmed takedown.

>> No.25586637 [DELETED] 

>>25584432
I'm on the case.

>> No.25586645

>>25586582

It is a bit weird how she rapes him and they just go on like nothing happened.

That said there's so much crazyness in the film that it isnt that strange but that scene did feel kinda out of place even in a dark comedy the way Wilson's character just acts like it never happened.

>> No.25586662

>>25586324
>25586396
you're welcome

>> No.25586683

Natural 100 disguise sex

>> No.25586708

Nat 100 intimidate

>> No.25586721

>>25585019
I've got some news for you son...

>> No.25586726

>>25586582
Not gonna lie, after looking that up and finding out it stars Rayne Wilson I cannot be less interested in seeing it. Never been a fan of his.

>> No.25586730

Flee

>> No.25586758

Nat 100 Fire zee catapult!

>> No.25586763

>>25586662
neat

>> No.25586769

1 on improvised weapon

>> No.25586770

>>25586683
this is most definitely NOT a why boner.

>> No.25586778

>>25586726

I'm not a fan of his either but he is surprisingly good in it, way different from the usual shite he does.

>> No.25586803

>>25585019
Her whole thing is that she's a filthy transvestite

>> No.25586817

>>25585090
yes, I believe it is

>> No.25586827

Nat 1 (success) Ignore Injury Result: giving a strenth + intimidation boost.

>> No.25586856

>>25585090
>>25586817

Nah it's just a sybian. In some of the other videos you can hear it vibrating when the girls not sitting right down on it.

>> No.25586904

Nat 1 evades all over the place.

>> No.25586927

>>25585933
that woman from the Sins series. can't remember her name for the life of me. That's from the episodes that they started making using the source engine but it never got past the initial episode.

>> No.25586947

>>25586460
Damn, this is the hottest thing I've seen in a long time

>> No.25586981

>>25586460
I love you

>> No.25587038

Nat 20 Craft (Cosmetic surgery)
Each picture is a different woman.

>> No.25587039

>>25585778
I love the guy in the background taking a look at dat ass

>> No.25587094

Nat 20 (stealth)
Nat 20 (endurance)

>> No.25587243

Nat 1 awesome

>> No.25587279

Nat 1 conceal weapon

>> No.25587337

>>25587279
That's a Perform (Dance) followed by a surprise attack.

>> No.25587558

>>25587337
But you can't even see the whip at all...where was it!

>> No.25587589

>>25587094
Nat 20 Distraction

>> No.25587598

>>25587558
I'm assuming the guy thought she was a tranny

>> No.25587643

>>25587279
>>25587558
I bet that whip smells funny.

>> No.25587756

>>25587589
Holy dicks.

>> No.25587809

Rolled 56, 57 = 113

>>25587589
Sweet Jesus's left tentacle.

>> No.25587872

>>25587589
That has to be fake, it's a computer playing or it's just a staged video or something.

>>25587809
>left tentacle
See, that gif is so unbelievable it broke anon's mind and now he's confusing Jesus with Cthulhu.

>> No.25587914

>> No.25588140

Critical Fail Fishing.

Or Critical Success Bait...

>> No.25588194

>> No.25588227

>> No.25588263

>> No.25588296

>> No.25588298

>>25588227
Thst's not really a critical anything, just taking 10 on Survival to catch a rabbit.

>> No.25588322

>>25588298

Could be a critical failure on trying to hide in the snow.

>> No.25588381

>>25588322
I doubt it, my point was that that gif was an event that happens multiple times every single winter day. Some get caught, some don't, but nothing about it is "epic" or rare or "critical"

>> No.25588454

>>25588298
If that's their take ten, imagine what a nat 20 is like...

>> No.25588490

>>25588381

But this thread is more about creating a critical story behind the gif than anything else surely?

So for me that gif is a crit fail hide check.

>> No.25588519

>> No.25588581

Critical Success Highlander Burial

>> No.25588648

Cool check critical success

>> No.25588996

>> No.25589045

critical hit

>> No.25589052

>>25587872
Would it make you feel better if i told you the gif was greatly, greatly sped up?

>> No.25589139

>> No.25589269

>>25589139
Nat 1 Strength save.
Nat 20 Block attack.

>> No.25589721

>>25586586

Remember rape is only acceptable in the media when inflicted on a man. It shows the empowerment of womyn.

>> No.25589820

>>25588996
>nat20 axe throw
>nat1 aerobatics

>> No.25590057

>>25589721
Bladerunner

>> No.25590250 [DELETED] 

>>25584361
here ya go

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