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Can we get some real life nat 20's?

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>> No.25334117

>tfw we had this exact same thread a few days back
>tfw I have no problem with this since I wanted to save a few of the gifs but the thread 404ed before I got a chance

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>> No.25334141

How is shooting someone at point blank a nat 20?

>> No.25334147

you should get 4chanX so 404 redirect to foolz

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>> No.25334171


Nat 20 Intimidation

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Not related filename, but you get the idea.

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>> No.25334241


>tfw making tfw

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>> No.25334254

Not when I roll 20 for perception.

>> No.25334258


way to take what could have been a cool gif and fuck it up

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>> No.25334270

Hockey field are spatial anomalies

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that actually is what a nat 20 looks like for a woman soldier

-4 str

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And fail the image posting check.

>> No.25334530

jesus fucking christ did he just beat snake?

>> No.25334545


God damn. Thats impressive

>> No.25334583

when I was little I played that version of snake that came with windows and thought it was meh. I should have listened to my parents when they said the original was insanely fun

>> No.25334603

Possibly, you can play that one handed, after all.

>> No.25334631

More like a nat 1 on the part of the guy who got shot.

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>> No.25334693

Woah. I didn't know that was possible.

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>> No.25334774


this is actually what a nat 20 looks like for a woman soldier. -4 str? more like -4 dex

>> No.25334791


nat 20 badass?

>> No.25334893

is this like an inverse cock-fight bust? Where they bring combat birds to take down a human criminal?

>> No.25334942

I'm sorry.

>> No.25335004


>Work nightshift retail
>Every time that image comes up, imagine it happening just before my shift begins
>Cringe in horror at the prospect of watching every daytime employee immediately disappear

>> No.25335007
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surprise attack

>> No.25335042

wouldn't hitting the trigger finger with a flying bottlecap just get him to...you know, shoot you?

>> No.25335043

>nat 20 thread
>everybody posting most IRL awesome stuff
>some dumbshit post animu exageration like it belongs

eat shit

>> No.25335060

It's Ripple, I ain't gotta explain shit.

>> No.25335083
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oh calm down ya big baby here have a 20 disguise

>> No.25335084

were it not Jojo's Bizarre Adventure I would agree with you. However, it is JJBA, so you are objectively wrong, and suicide is your only option.

>> No.25335091


See the red bloom on the guy who's behind the RPG soldier?

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What did the text at the end say?

>> No.25335152

Which is why the bottlecap is spinning and breaks the finger, thus twisting the finger away from the trigger.

>> No.25335158


Yeah, sorry buddy. That's Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. I'm afraid the only way you can redeem yourself here is to kill yourself. Tough break.

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All in the reflexes.

>> No.25335176

I like to think that the backblast tore some of his skin off, but I'm not actually sure if it works like that.

>> No.25335195

I love how fake this is.

>> No.25335208

I'm pretty sure the backblast from one of those things is more than enough to kill someone, especially point blank like that.

>> No.25335212

It does.

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Nat 1 disarm trap...

>> No.25335240

that reporter now wants his nuts
too bad it's a nigger

>> No.25335245
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Nat 20 style.

>> No.25335262

variable degrees of fake.

It actually happened. Planned and practiced, sure. But it happened.

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Best intimidate eva.

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>> No.25335293

Nat 20 anal circuference.

>> No.25335295


More like, that's my Fallout New Vegas character.

>> No.25335296

The curve of the ball coming off the bat after it looks like the ball was too low to even be hit leads me to believe it's in no way real. I'd be more inclined to believe he already had the ball in his hand, or something similar.

>> No.25335297

>insulting JJBA

I think it's time you had a good, long reflection on your life.

>> No.25335310

Too bad this thread will be deleted because it's "not /tg/ related," like Zerg Quest is.

>> No.25335311


nah bro hes fuckin dead

>> No.25335346
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Nat 20 Sleight of Hand.

Fucking pickpocket gangs.

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>Nat 20 bullrush

>> No.25335352


that dude can hit a ball with that accuracy but isnt the greatest baseball player of all time. right...

>> No.25335363


Minus the dickpunching and plus more shields, and you have the fighting style of our OP as shit dwarf in Hackmaster.

Nigga's got a -11 AC at level 5.

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Almost turned into a nat 1.

>> No.25335376

I'm missing whatever is going on in this gif, can someone explain?

>> No.25335393

It's a cgi ball done for a Gillette commercial.

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Grapple.Or Disarm.

>> No.25335402

Did his jacket just get blown off his body?

>> No.25335405

oh god hammond's reaction is the best

>> No.25335420

I like how the guys behind him just laugh.

>> No.25335451

Pickpocket gangs? What?

>> No.25335461

The story behind it is:
One of the women is a biology teacher and she was stealing chemicals from the school.But apparently they got spooked and decided to dump them inna sewer.The chemicals reacted and KABOOM.Guy and woman injured,the other woman beheaded.

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Bards gonna bard.

>> No.25335487

Naturally, the chemistry teacher was disappointed in all of them.

>> No.25335491

what's going on?

>> No.25335497

Is this a nat 20 intimidate? Because it's working.

>> No.25335499

I still have no idea how this ever gained traction here even though it's not a rule in d20.

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The racial bonuses may have helped.

>> No.25335507

The best part about this is that there is noway to he could walk without looking like and sounding like he had a metal shop in his pants.

>> No.25335513

If you don't have neat extra things happen on natural 20s then you're a shitty GM

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That depends.

Does this frighten you?

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Cocaine ninja,Nat 20 bluff.Well maybe not 20 since he got caught,but he deffinetly rolled well.

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Inspire Courage.

On self.

>> No.25335553

Blue shirt guy pulls a gun on white shirt guy.White shirt guy makes amazing initiative roll and a grapple check and he turns the gun on Blue shirt guy,shooting him in the shoulder(i think).

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20 riding and 20 dodge

>> No.25335559

Eh, more like a just barely passed bluff, and a failed dex roll.

>> No.25335585


More like a Nat 1 on Special Effects roll.

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>> No.25335601

Seriously? Damn I guess those self defense moves they teach really do work with good rolls

>> No.25335608

Considering the meth penalty and being flanked and outnumbered Id say he did well.

>> No.25335630

Well,Its not as flashy as this .gif but it did the trick.

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Meh,im a faggot and forgot the gif.

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What does those runes say after the end??, do you get to speak with god or something?

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Nat 20 Intimidate

>> No.25335674

Almost the same thing happened to me, actually. I decided to grab some concentrated hydrochloric and nitric acid from my analytical chemistry lab because hey, you never know when you might need some aqua regia to dissolve gold, right?
I didn't want to be too greedy so I filled a 2L glass bottle (the kind with corks) with about 200-300 mL of the mixture that I made towards the end of one of my labs and bagged it. Came back to my dorm, put it in a drawer somewhere, forgot about it.
A few days later, there's this loud gunshot like sound and the room starts stinking of chlorine. I had no idea what happened at first and my roommate was slightly freaking out, but I quickly realised that the gas inside must have built up and fired off the cork.
As soon as my roommate left I grabbed the bottle and put it in an alley somewhere. The smell disappeared after a few days; I blamed it on the gym's pool which was a block away

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>> No.25335678

I believe it's an offer of ascension to join the gods.

>> No.25335684

Russian dashcams are always hilarious, no exceptions.

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>> No.25335695

As opposed to this Nat 1.(And watching it in reverse is the greatest thing ever.)

>> No.25335700

thats not a nat 20 in snake, thats rolling a 50 on a 20 sided die that has no fifties on it.

>> No.25335703

>just another day in Russia

>> No.25335705

Holy shit. Untouchable.

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>> No.25335720

I'm in love.

>> No.25335725

that's not a nat 20, that's just an average day in russia

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>> No.25335736

I have honestly watched probably hours of them on YouTube, and I've concluded
1: that Russians need to focus more on driving than on setting up their cameras
2: that so much crazy shit goes on there if I ever go to Russia I'm jumping indoors if I hear any form of motor vehicle

>> No.25335737

I love how Hammond reacts immediately because he is a Secret American but it takes Jezza a split second to realize "Oh James is about to kill himself. Isn't that funny."

>> No.25335751

Zero of those shots would stick or do any harm.

>> No.25335759

The cameras are because there used to be a massive amount of insurance fraud in Russia.
Maximized will save score.

>> No.25335768

>using some immobile piece of wood instead of composite bow master race
>pulling to the cheek instead of past the ear
come on man, have some standards

>> No.25335775

There's still massive amounts of insurance fraud in Russia, there's just less of it now because almost every driver has a dash cam.

>> No.25335776


Then I'm sure you wouldn't mind standing in as her target just to test that theory.

>> No.25335780

Just let her pretend she's good at something

>> No.25335792

Maybe if you're an un-armored target 10 feet away, they would.

But mail or armor? Lul.

>> No.25335796

>massive amounts of insurance fraud
No, I'm serious, the tank just came out of nowhere, jumped over a snowbank, and crashed into my car before continuing on across the highway and into another snowbank

>> No.25335799

Those would probably penetrate an inch or so into an unarmoured human from that range and pull length. Armor would stop them dead though.

>> No.25335802

I honestly don't know how they live through the stuff they do sometimes.

>> No.25335803

I think she was going more for speed than killing power.

>> No.25335805

>Pulling past any part of your body that could stick out
I shiggy

Side-of-the-cheek master race.

>> No.25335809

I don't think she's trying to harm anyone, man. Just shooting arrows into a sack.

>> No.25335816
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>Year 1346+667
>Still using bows

>> No.25335818

That due greatly overestimated the stopping power of an arrow.

>> No.25335819

I wouldn't want to be hit by them
And its pretty impressive, especially seeing as she looks pretty accurate with it

Not a very useful skill though

I wonder what the draw weight on that bow is

>> No.25335820

If I were in russia and a government tank crushed my car, I wouldn't report it.

What possible good would it do to tell the Russian Government they fucked up

>> No.25335823

What an idiot.

>> No.25335827

>guy appeared to get out of the way in time

>> No.25335834

This is more like a nat 1...

>> No.25335835

I've seen this gif a few times, but I can never tell where the arrow actually goes

>> No.25335842

>I wonder what the draw weight on that bow is

Less than 50 lbs, probably.

>> No.25335847

I think I sat here watching that loop for a full minute or two.

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>> No.25335856

I think it went into the neck meat, or just bounced off

>> No.25335861

Looks to be a bit more than halfway up the body right above the right front leg

>> No.25335862

Hammond nearly didn't. Surviving that was the real Nat20

>> No.25335867

Wait, what's the order here? It's cut together too well. It's either
>dude randomly shoots out of car
>cop waits until he's out of ammo
>calmy walks over and pepper sprays him
>cop pepper sprays dude
>he gets mad and randomly shoots out of car

>> No.25335873

Frame by frame shows it near the neck, but I can't really tell if it hits the moose or not.

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The neck I think.
And have some arrows versus 4mm Lexan (for riot shields).
As you can see,it penetrated.

>> No.25335879

Either way it's great

>> No.25335884

jesus it's like god just decided to draw explosions around him with the mouse

>> No.25335887

Not as impressive as it looks if you actually try archery.

Hitting a far away target with a lot of prep time is way, way more impressive than hitting a bunch of targets quickly at close range. It's literally retardedly easy to do the latter. It's why you see so much of it on youtube and shit, because it's easy but LOOKS impressive. People like to reap fame or praise without having to work hard.

>> No.25335889

It's pretty obvious, considering it starts with the cop walking over to mace the car, and then the guy pulls the gun, and there's an obvious cut after the gun is shot.

>> No.25335892

ten to one it's just some drunk soldiers joyriding
My father had to do military service in the shitty communist country we're from, and he said the most important thing he learned from it was that the buckles on the belts they issued work perfectly as can openers

>> No.25335894

Greater manyshot

>> No.25335895

Welcome to the United States military.

>> No.25335897

Cop pepper sprays guys he's had trouble with in the past, guys shoot cop dead.

>> No.25335899

>it's like America just decided to draw explosions around him with the mouse

>> No.25335901
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But 6mm stops it.And the test piece isnt even angled.
Whats the moral here?
Dont shoot at riot police with bows.

>> No.25335905

its actually a new technique for effective penetrating speed shooting, or rather, one that has become more widely used
even my dad's old boyscouts bow from 40+ years ago, that i didnt know what i was doing when stringing it, with almost no difficulty as a child, when i loosed an arrow with no tip, with no strength, with no knowledge of how to the work the bow, with NOTHING wouldve still killed someone had they walked in front of it

i let that thing go and it went through the drywall, throw the outer siding of the apartment, and halfway through the wooden fence past that, after finding it laying in a closet

>> No.25335915

>not fighting back at all

>shit tier demonstration

>> No.25335919

And if you do, don't use field points like a retard.

>> No.25335920
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Grapple checks are fun.

>> No.25335921

imperialism mind

>> No.25335922

bottle openers, sorry, I'm an idiot

>> No.25335925

The US military. It's like God, only less reasonable. And less sober.

>> No.25335928

Dayum, I was hoping for the alternative.

>> No.25335938


What happen here? Was the president behind him

>> No.25335949

If they can't pierce a cloth (look closely, most of them bounce off inconsequentially) how do you expect them to pierce skin and muscle?

>> No.25335951

with a face full of pepper spray, I doubt his aim was excellent

>> No.25335955

I've done a little archery
Not enough to actually have any authority on the matter, but I can definitely say its not retardedly easy

Its no legendary feat or anything, but I'm still pretty impressed

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>> No.25335969


maybe thats why the file name says so

>> No.25335970

Its funny how his hat wobbles at the end

>> No.25335975
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Classic grapple checks are best.

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Nat 20 Perform, Acrobatics and Grapple

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Balls of steel.

>> No.25336019

>US military
>less reasonable than God
the guy that will turn you into a pillar of salt for turning around? hell the military is the most reasonable part of the US. better than kicking kids out of school for doing what their teacher told them to do

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>Sober God
Get a better god.

>> No.25336026

didn't have to be at close range, as long as he could make out where the cop was.


>> No.25336032

nat 20 flight and will

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>> No.25336052

Well, they're very reasonable if you're on their side. Makes me glad I live in the first world.

>> No.25336059

>Training arrows
>Not broadheads

If an actual arrow hit an unarmored target they would do serious damage.

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I guess this is what happens when you fail an unarmed sunder attempt?

>> No.25336072

It's literally all muscle reflex, especially since it's a stationary target. If you were doing what she was doing with her gear, you could practice for five minutes, then have it down for when the camera is turned on to film it for youtube.

>> No.25336082

muscle memory, I mean.

>> No.25336083


Ahahaha. How does that even work.

>> No.25336087

Schools have turned to a "Zero Intelligence" policy these days. Every time anything happens they just suspend the kid, regardless of the possible offense it was.

Kids getting expelled for pointing at another kid and yelling "bang".

Kids getting suspended for chewing their fucking pop tart into the shape of a gun.

Fucking ZERO INTELLIGENCE right there when those kids are punished.

"Well uh, we have a zero tolerance gun policy, so yeah, we have to suspend them. The policy demands it."

>> No.25336088
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>> No.25336104

Really, really well.

>> No.25336109

>having these two monks grappling each other for the duration of this gif took two hours of play to resolve

>> No.25336110

I can barely believe that we can train the human body to be so strong it breaks itself. I mean, most of the time when people break limbs it's because of their own weight, he literally just kicked his own leg in half. That's an insane amount of force.

>> No.25336111
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>> No.25336112

inspire depression

>> No.25336113

Well, having a guy that weighs as much as you spinning around your neck would make anyone lose balance, add a little complacency for the camera and that's the result.
The guy doing it would need a lot of training for it, though. He seems fast as hell.

>> No.25336119
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>> No.25336127

A light dangling cloth is nearly impossible to pierce, no matter how heavy the draw, the arrows falling from it is no real indication of their penetrative power.

>> No.25336146

That's closer to an ungodly racial skill bonus or a spell like ability...

>> No.25336147








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>> No.25336189
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>> No.25336201

tell me this is fake.

>> No.25336209


>Teach elementary school
>Before that, did my time as a high school teacher
>All those angry-as-fuck young adults that mostly just want the other angry-as-fuck young adults to leave them alone

Kind of heartbreaking to see it in action. Moreso when you're told to just let 'em do their thing and send them to the principal instead of making an effort to get some kind of order back in your classroom.

>> No.25336211
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american football has some amazing moments.

>> No.25336216
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>> No.25336223

the other fighter moves his concrete-hard appendage up as the striking fighter flings his concrete-hard appendage into it

if youve ever hit a 2 inch wide piece of concrete on anything, it breaks

>> No.25336225

jesus what a survivor. ya know, until the last part

>> No.25336230


Hamsters love doing this. It's so cute.

>> No.25336232

taking ten.

>> No.25336235

Wow, would you look at that, a great gif ruined by 'meme faces'.

>> No.25336240
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>> No.25336241

Only in college ball.

NFL is too fucking steroided out to be interesting.

>> No.25336257

I have to wonder what went through that guy's head. What it's like to realize your own mortality in about as long as it takes to hit the ground. It freaks me out just to think of it.

>> No.25336262

Aaaaaahhhhhhh Jesus God no

>> No.25336273

I had a couple of hamsters, and they loved running around their wheel. So naturally, I bought them a ball so they could roll around inside it wherever they pleased. Fucking morons always, ALWAYS, peed in it, and then rolled around in their urine. What the actual fuck?

>> No.25336275

it always seems like terrible tackling discipline to me

>> No.25336280
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>nat 1 insight

>> No.25336282
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Dex is best

>> No.25336296

My hamsters always ended up rolling into some corner and then not being able to figure out hwo to turn the other way.

>> No.25336299
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Don't have it and this happens.

>> No.25336300


They can't get anywhere else in the ball.

>> No.25336308

Rodents piss wherever they are, no matter what. Those balls are an awful idea, same as the little tube contraptions they make for them. Give them a cage with sawdust on the bottom, a wheel and whatever else, but don't let them anywhere you don't want them to piss. I don't understand what they were thinking when they thought of those things.

>> No.25336323

That might just be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen done in a game.

>> No.25336330

>These little guys dig tunnels in the wild (just fucking think about that for a minute though, there are/were wild hamsters), why not bring that to the ones we keep in a small cage?

>> No.25336331
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nat 20 bluff

>> No.25336336
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Hamster races.

Something new to bet on.

>> No.25336343

they were thinking the living amusement devices for spoiled humans should have some cute accessories that the fat spoiled entertainment starved people will buy because they have too much money to burn

>> No.25336344
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Or this.

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>> No.25336365


Yeah, that makes sense. It wouldn't be as bad if they ever made them so that they drain into the cage, but nope. They have to be angled so that puddles of piss sit everywhere inside them.

Gotta love that filename.

>> No.25336367
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Natural 1 to avoid being Bull Rushed.

>> No.25336374

It's made worse by the fact that you can tell he's done after the first hit. He takes that upper-cut and his eyes go crossed; he's going down but the other guy doesn't know it yet, can't tell and just keeps hammering him.

>> No.25336376

jesus fucking christ i would rather walk across a freeway than get in the ring with that guy

>> No.25336383

Ali was the greatest.

>> No.25336384

Great file name.

>> No.25336388


>> No.25336391

>that spit explosion

god damn

>> No.25336397
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>> No.25336405


I understand even less now.

>> No.25336413


>> No.25336414
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roll for SAN loss

>> No.25336417

Jesus it looks like he was fucking shot

>> No.25336422

My thoughts exactly.

>> No.25336424

He lived, by the way.

>> No.25336425

holy shit

>> No.25336427


>> No.25336430

he was telling the other team's fans to shush, the marine was a fan of the other team

his personal job is also to be loud as fuck

im not going to completely spell it out for you

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>> No.25336441

Glad we're agreed on that, then.

holy shit why do people do the running of the bulls if this happens to guys who KNOW what they're doing

>> No.25336446

Tyson was basically a killing machine in his prime. Likely coulda beaten Ali even before he went fuck nuts.

>> No.25336449


>> No.25336455

I ride them.

>> No.25336460

When Tyson was a functioning human being, he was one of the best. Then he went into the ring and just tried to kill the other guy, and he kinda lost it. I'd take Foreman over him, though. Not that I'm an expert on boxing.

>> No.25336466
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>> No.25336471


Tradition. Also, it's all about trying.

Failure sucks, but not as much as calling it quits before you've even begun.

>> No.25336475


This is perfectly livable, that part of the mouth is just muscle and he got lucky that it avoided the mayor blood vessels.
That man lived IIRC

>> No.25336482
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Anderson Silva knows.

>> No.25336485

Tyson, Foreman, Ali and Frazier. I will build a time machine just to have a tournament with these 4 men all in their primes.
My money is on a Tyson/Ali final, but I honestly could not tell you who would win that fight.

>> No.25336488

Right now he's a WWE guy named Sin Cara

>> No.25336490

df40 throwing mechanics.gif

>> No.25336492

My friend rolled a nat 20 grapple check once. That was kinda horrible, because the result was wa-a-ay worse that expected. His opponent's leg bones were fragmented.

>> No.25336516

I swear to god his fucking arm stretched on that first hit. That reach is INHUMAN.

>> No.25336526


Holy fuck shit.

>> No.25336529

What about Roy Jones Jr>?

>> No.25336541
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+20 to flight
+20 to antagonize?

>> No.25336542
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>mfw watching this

>> No.25336544
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I see your gif and I mirror it.

Not really real life, though.

>> No.25336547

I will admit to not being in ANY WAY up to date on modern boxers.
Last big name I can recall was Holefield (or however its spelled) and that British guy that fought Tyson when Tyson said he was gonna eat his children.

>> No.25336572


IRC those were blackwater goons, so they deserve it.

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>> No.25336576

I don't understand

>> No.25336590

Two PMCs on different jobs but I believe same company.

>> No.25336602
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Level 1 Natural 20.

>> No.25336604 [DELETED] 

Enlisted guys and privatized forces are dicks to each other even when on the same side, objectively.

>> No.25336615

someone's overestimating their race.

>> No.25336623


>> No.25336633

Someone who knows how should make a gif of this. It's a failed Driving roll, then three failed Getaway rolls, culminating in a natural 1.


>> No.25336639
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This could go a couple of ways.

>> No.25336641


Nat 1 acrobatics.

>> No.25336646


What an obvious and bizarrely pathetic samefag.

>> No.25336648

Holy fuck that was impressive.

>> No.25336650

Aww that guy looked so happy. I love when you go to a drive through and the person is really happy.

>> No.25336655

Lennox Lewis,who is pound for pound a better boxer than Tyson.

>> No.25336656
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>> No.25336658

I went to San Fermin a few years back, and the running of the bulls is actually surprisingly placid as far as the whole festival goes.
The guidelines for running with them said you were absolutely forbidden from swatting at them or trying to antagonise them, and I can see why; the bulls were basically just trotting along and a lot of the runners stopped and went back to give the bulls a chance to catch them. Pretty much all of the injuries happen when someone does piss off a bull and it charges the public or something.

Anyway, I'd be more concerned about the rivers of piss and shit on the street and the huge amount of fireworks launched at the public at close quarters the night before than the bulls themselves

>> No.25336662

It isn't. That's Corey Hill. He's horribly underweight for his class which means, with his huge height, that he has very little muscle mass. But these breaks happen anyway, just one of those things.

That's not even the worse one I've seen. Saw one guy in judo drop a dude on his leg on a toss and snap his leg clean in tow, bone through skin and all that.
Also for real bad MMA injuries look for eyes and toes. Special mention to Sakuraba who got a ear nearly torn off in the ring.

>> No.25336671

Pettis ain't shit.

>> No.25336679


Remember, she's not trying to kill, but to be precise and shoot fast.

>> No.25336681

Fucking lost it. I have no idea what was going on here but it's completely hilarious.

>> No.25336682
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Halfling Monk, wins initiative, proceeds to roll consecutive 20s.

>> No.25336685


>Special mention to Sakuraba who got a ear nearly torn off in the ring

I'm convinced Sakuraba has full 20 CON. The man's a fucking machine. Sakuraba never loses, he just runs out of time.

>> No.25336687


No man, you don't get off easy if you talk shit about jojo's.

>> No.25336692

It just might have. He could of dislocated his shoulder to extend his reach.

>> No.25336700
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Guy that gets hit is actually part of a television comedy skit, guy that knocks him the fuck out didn't know.

>> No.25336705

As a person that works at McDonald's I can tell you if anyone actually did that to me it would make my life.

>> No.25336708


A french hide camera show go wrong.

>> No.25336711

Thank you, could NOT remember that mans name.

>> No.25336717

Good gods that is just fucking horrifying.

>> No.25336726

I love how those two guys look ready to fight after the first guy drops the runner.

>> No.25336730
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Fear check 20

>> No.25336739


well thats not obviously fake as shit

>> No.25336740

That's nog. And saku suffered in the ring, dude should be allowed to retire, I kinda think it's sad he still has to lace up the gloves and get in there. But he'll always, ALWAYS be the Gracie hunter.

>> No.25336744

Natural 1 on athletics check.


>> No.25336747

Nat 20 handle animal.

>> No.25336753

Was it made to look like he was stealing something or was he just a guy in sunglasses running by?

Cause either striped shirt guy is a psychopath or a would be hero.

>> No.25336756

New Orleans, Lee Circle
Because I know everyone wanted to know that

>> No.25336760


>> No.25336761


Sakuraba/Royce Gracie is such a funny fight, because it's just an hour and a half of Royce throwing everything he has at Saku, and he just doesn't fucking stay down.

>> No.25336772

they're both wearing Russian military clothes, it's obviously them practicing a move

>> No.25336775
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1 on Intimidate, 20 on the attack roll.

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>> No.25336807
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20 preform

>> No.25336818

That's how they get you. They make you laugh, let down your guard, and then box you in from all three directions, three sounds, one mind.

>> No.25336821


Link to a vid? I don't normally MMA, but I love seeing a Rocky Balboa.

>> No.25336822

He was most likely a terrorist lol

>> No.25336825


>> No.25336829

The asshole deserved it for trying to kill the animal in a pointless, drawn out fashion.

>> No.25336836

yeah lol probably like get my virgens now lol. fuckin fag hope he had kids haha

>> No.25336850
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Striped shirt guy thought he was stopping a mugging in the mall.

Natural 1, Perform, Dance. Or Natural 20 Perform. Dance, White People.

>> No.25336855

nat 20 in not giving a fuck

>> No.25336872

What exactly is going on here?

>> No.25336882

Hammond has the reflexes of a fighter pilot. The camera in the dragster that flipped over and sent him into a coma captured frames fast enough that in less than a tenth of a second he's realized something went wrong, and is trying to counter steer to compensate. Not his fault he didn't know the tires blew. The BBC asked Clarkson and May to continue production of the show, but they both declined, saying that without Hamster, the show wasn't the same, and wouldn't be worth making. Lucky for us all he recovered.

>> No.25336886

You see that giant glare? Thats a fucking meteor.

>> No.25336889

That's a meteor exploding over Russia, and one guy who has better shit to worry about.

>> No.25336900

The big meteor fall that happened in Russia was caught on dash cams. This is one of those cams. The guy thought it was too bright, (it was brighter than the sunlight in the area at the time) and he pulled down his visor.

>> No.25336916

A photoshopped gif. Look at the scenery in the windows.

>> No.25336918

A meteor burned up in the skies over Russia one afternoon, and dashcams caught it. It was incredibly bright.

Shame Russians don't have any fucks to give about SCIENCE and meteors.

>> No.25336926


Ah, so meteors. Thanks.

>> No.25336987
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Natural 1, Will check.

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>> No.25337015

I can fucking hear it.

>> No.25337029
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20 in CHA

>> No.25337030

It can't be helped.

>> No.25337036
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Hate to ruin it for ya, but it's comedy skit from Russian tv show.

>> No.25337039

Hence why I say he Nat 20'd that crash. Anything less than that and he would have died.

>> No.25337050
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>> No.25337062

Fucking russia man. If anyone living there went a full day without some mind boggling horror happening right infront them they'd freak the hell out.

>> No.25337070

What the fuck.

>> No.25337088
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Critical fail, perception.

>> No.25337106

It's a candid camera-like show. They staged a purse robbery, but didn't count on a martial artist being there. The people that run on to talk the guy down were the camera crew.

>> No.25337108
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>> No.25337111

I watch my mother deal with it. She's got a limp-wrist SPED specialist for a Principal; I watch her spend every night, every weekend, every vacation, writing lesson plans and pore over research in an attempt to find something that will get the problem kids to sit up and listen for more than two seconds.

My mother is a wonderful teacher and had over half of a decade in end of elementary education with the GRATITUDE of her students as they returned to say hello and thank her for the work she did to teach them and give out tips and tricks to make their life easier further down the line. Now I get to watch her slowly give up on the profession she loved and a cause she believed in - making sure other children didn't end up educationally neglected like I did.

>> No.25337114

story behind this? Is that a british tropper in the alley or a german para?

>> No.25337119

Get the fuck out. 13 year old shit.

>> No.25337130
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20 on a called shot

>> No.25337154
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+20 on intimidate, wasp boaters.

>> No.25337156

Holy shit that one's hilarious. I remember a while ago driving past the elementary school near my apartment and I glanced over to see a kid get a soccer ball straight to his nuts.

>> No.25337157
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stall? flying into a hurricane? engine problems?

...what the FUCK happened?

20 on 'annoy deity'

>> No.25337170
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>> No.25337172

more like a nat 20 fortitude save against stun.

>> No.25337180

>boats are for fags
>Sincerely, pilot

>> No.25337190
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Slight of Hand/Natural 20

>> No.25337191
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sneak attack.

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20 (not really) wild empathy check

>> No.25337207
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another sneak attack, this one used to make a trip action.

>> No.25337226
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Wins initiative, only to deal little damage and lose dexterity check to avoid critical failure.

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>> No.25337231

It was a cargo plane and some of the cargo wasn't tied down correctly and got loose, knocking the plane off balance. 7 people died iirc

>> No.25337236
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that's it, use a different d20 when you roll for 'annoy deity'

>> No.25337238


I'm sorry to hear that. Pretty sure I'll end up in the same boat, and faster.

>Principal's the sort of dude that wants, very badly, to instill order in his school.
>Can't because of fear of parental retaliation
>School's short on funds all the time
>Used to help out with that sort of thing with shameful furfaggot artistry I picked up in college, stopped years ago because of non-work-related issues
>Kids are mostly good, though
>Just incapable of fixing all of the problems, get paralyzed by indecision when trying to pick which ones to solve and which to leave alone

But things get better. It's the nature of the universe, to fall apart in some places while improving in others.

>> No.25337239
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Nat20 Bluff

>> No.25337243
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natural 1 antagonize.

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Grapple check, fail against creature, size category, large.

>> No.25337254
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yeah, didn't seem to be the limp-away-from-it kind of a crash

20 spot check, 20 snipe

>> No.25337256

Is it bad that I feel sorry for the guy? I mean someone probably spent liek 15 minutes making that meal just for the dog to dump it all over him. And you guys just know what that dog is going to do right afterwards, he's going to eat all the spillings right up in front of everyone.

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how horrifying

1 WIS, 20 LCK, 1 DMG

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>> No.25337303
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Natural 20, Beer.

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20 for SAN damage

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Natural 1, Wild Empathy check.

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>> No.25337381
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force check

>> No.25337390

My exact reaction, jesus fuck.

>> No.25337392
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>> No.25337396

Another perfect file name.

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>> No.25337412
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we fed bob a heavy bowl of lima beans for lunch, let's see what happens...

nah, bugs outside doesn't bug me. inside, on me - gonna have a problem

1 and/or 20 perform

>> No.25337418

you know, the spider gif's generally don't bother me, but something about this one is going to keep me up for at least an hour

>> No.25337420

What sport/martial art is this?

>> No.25337425

Fuck you, immediately felt movement on me looking at that, and punched myself in the stomach.

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>> No.25337437
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>> No.25337452

did you get it or did it get away?
and is now running around your feet on the floor, seeking revenge

>> No.25337475
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its worse when there's witnesses

nat 20 dumbass

>> No.25337502
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pretty certain olympic judo

nat 20 for hilarity

>> No.25337504
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more dark souls

>> No.25337522

What the fuck...?

>> No.25337530

>that file name
Oh god flashbacks

>> No.25337546

lemme guess, dog took a shining to some dudes in zombie costumes?

>> No.25337585
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looks staged - reaction of seated people, breaking the glass *shrug*

>> No.25337596
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I'm not sure what skill taunting falls under, but they succeeded so hard that it's still remembered more than 300 years later.

>Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
>O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.
>You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, Armenian pig, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!
>So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding Christian pigs. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
>Koshovyi Otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.

>their faces when

>> No.25337616

That was in the Middle East.

>> No.25341666

If the guy had set the food down and checked before sitting down, instead of "MUST HAVE FOOD" he would have been fine.

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