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[ERROR] No.25232714 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

>I was playing Mass Effect the other day
> all through it I felt that something was wrong
>Get to sex scene with blue alien
>realize why
> Too many Xenos, not enough bullets

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>> No.25232988

I totally agree. ME had the completely wrong flavor of blueberry.

>> No.25233020

cut cut cut

>> No.25233023

I just realised the Salarians are basically the Tau. Highly industrious, made huge technological strides in a short time. Ruled by an enigmatic group not seen off their homeworlds. Hints of control through pheromones/willing servitude. No close combat capability

>> No.25233042

Its a very generic alien archetype. The whole point of Mass Effect was to take all the generic space opera tropes and give them a semi-scientific explanation. The whole first game was basically a love letter to Roddenberry.

>> No.25233052

Blueberry thread?

>> No.25233065

How hilarious! How original!
Well, not really...

>> No.25233077

That's fucking great, kid.

>> No.25233082

>playing Mass Effect

>> No.25233091

>tfw you can't be a Captain Kirk in 40k.

>> No.25233114

There already is one, and his name is Carlos McConnell. He was so great at what he did that he got a planet full of catgirls named after him.

>> No.25233145

Please don't talk about Mass Effect 1 and what it did right. It's just too painful.

>> No.25233314

You have literally infinite ammo. How can you be short on bullets?

>> No.25233330

Clearly he is a faggot and was thus playing ME3.

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