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25195032 No.25195032 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Have you considered the possibility that there might be a lot more to Cultist than is readily apparent? She acts retarded, talks retarded and yet she manages to get in everywhere and get a lot of things done.

I propose that "Cultist" is actually a loyal imperial Inquisitor or Sister of Battle who has undergone full genetic surgery and special infiltration training to nestle her way in to find out the secrets of KHAY-OSS.

Or I guess she could be a disguised eldar farseer.

>> No.25195039

Well, to do that she'd need to be some kind of Tactical Genius.

>> No.25195047

She's a genestealer.

>> No.25195050

Or maybe she's a disguised chaos god.
Or maybe she's disguised Morgan Freeman.

>> No.25195067

>>25195032
No need to overcomplicate Cultist, she's fine the way she is.

>> No.25195068
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>>25195039

>> No.25195074

Or maybe you are a fucking retard who looks for deeper meaning where there is none.

>> No.25195090

>>25195068

Well we know Creed is good enough to disguise himself as a daemonette to go around the Eye of terror, so why not

>> No.25195114
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25195114

Pretty sure she's just a cultist.

>> No.25195144

>>25195090
Oh god a Creed deamonete.

I can now imagine buff,square chested old creed running around in a skimpy torn bikini acting like a massive slut.

>> No.25195245
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25195245

>>25195144
>I can now imagine buff,square chested old creed running around in a skimpy torn bikini acting like a massive slut.

Actually you don't even see him coming cuz his costumes are so good.

>> No.25195258

>>25195144
Chomping a cigar, and saying, "Yeah, I'm totally down with this chaos kookiness, chums!"

>> No.25195448

>be rewarded by Slaanesh
>given a deaonette waifu
>she's Creed in disguise

>> No.25195605

>>25195448
A Chaos warband is pillaging an Imperial world. At some point the warband splits into a civil war with the Imperials in the cross fire. Creed is present. The Changeling is present. The Chaos warband is the Alpha Legion.

>> No.25195959

>>25195605

Creed and the Changeling end up falling in love in their respective disguises, marry and live on a paradise world somewhere

>> No.25196001

She takes retarded because her teeth are filed into points.

If you look at the words she "messes up" you'll find they're consistent with ones that require your tongue to get really close to your teeth.

>> No.25196009

>>25196001
>takes

talks.

Wow now I'm talking retarded, I always knew morning posting was worst posting.

>> No.25196061

>>25196009

AND NOW YOU HAVE BECOME CULTIST

>> No.25196123

She was loyal, once

>> No.25196182
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>>25196061
feels bad man

>> No.25196230

>>25196061
I warned you about tactical genius, bro.
I told you dog.

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>>25196061
Well damn

>> No.25196273

>>25195144
There's been art of that for ages. Namely a Slaaneshi marine fucking a daemonette and realizing that it's Creed. Namely from the grin and the cigar.

>> No.25196375

>>25196230

>fighting the forces of Chaos with your IG brothers
>you overrun their trenches
>about to bayonet a cultist
>suddenly chaos lord appears
>you shit your pants
>chaos lord pulls off mask, reveals he's Creed and his chaos forces are loyalists
>you're relieved
>he pulls off your mask revealing you were cultist-chan all along and your "Guard" were all traitors

>> No.25196483
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>>25196375
>mfw

>> No.25196556

>>25196375
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were daemons in the hive city. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Lord Catsellan Creed were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a Imperial Guardsman for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "YOU HAVEN'T JOINED UP YET? WHY THE FUCK NOT?!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the hive city base of the Guard he knew there were daemons.
"This is Creed" the radio crackered. "You must fight the daemons!"
So John gotted his lasrifle and blew up the wall.
"HE IS GOING TO KILL US" said the daemons
"I will shoot at him" said the greater daemon and he fired the mind bullets. John lazered at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the daemons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was Cultist-chan.

>> No.25196955

>>25196273
Post it

>> No.25197153

In one of the comic series cultist is competent because she's an age-regressed version of one of the greatest chaos leaders.

>> No.25197922

>>25196483

>be Inquisitor
>confronting Creed over his suspicious behavior
>you accuse him of heresy and pull your boltgun
>He just smiles at you and puffs his cigar
>your gun is gone from your hand
>you try to pull your sword
>Creed walks over and tugs your mask off
>you scream in protest but it turns out you're a female eldar
>Creed laughs and pops the top button of your jacket open
>suddenly big bouncy cleavage
>you blush and curse, trying to cover up
>suddenly you're naked, on your back in a big soft bed
>some Vindicare is railing you
>as you try vainly to escape you see a note on the bedstand
>"Just as planned - <3 Creed"

>> No.25198134

no, cultist is just a common gobshite

>> No.25198242

>>25197922
NAGA PLZ GO

>> No.25198253 [DELETED] 

>>25196240
A) wasn't there a version of this with a giant dick?

B) Why is she banana yellow?

>> No.25198276
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25198276

everyone knows that Cultist will rise to become the greatest of the chaos champions

>> No.25198325 [DELETED] 

>>25196240
everything is better with delicious curves

>> No.25198346

>>25198276
>CHAOS
>Not Kay-Oss
doing cultist chan wrong.

>> No.25198347

>>25195032
Culexus already wrote her backstory and apparently its SAD as fuck, so I dont bother with that pretentious piece of shit.

Other than that, shes just a practical joke of the warp.

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>>25198276
So cultist becomes Abaddon?

>> No.25198707

>>25198481
Impossible, she still has her arms in that pic.

>> No.25199245

>>25198242

Naga is in your heart, anon.

>> No.25199249
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>>25195067
Yeah, "fine"

>> No.25199344

>Cultist transformation porn

Damn, right in my fetish.

Is there any art of it?

>> No.25199380

>>25195032
Fuck off with your waifu shit

>> No.25199905

>>25198347

Oh damn, I thought she was just a retard who loves chaos

>> No.25199994

>>25199905
Me too, but Culexus fancies himself some kinda arteest or something, so he has to give all of his joke characters some kinda SO SAD backstory. Like Cuddles.

>> No.25199998

>>25198347
where is that? link?

>> No.25200089
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25200089

>>25198276
She has my vote.

>> No.25200131

>you will never lick the soles of Cultist Chan's feet.
>sadfrog.jpg

>> No.25200161

>>25200131
Just lick a slice of smoked bacon to get an impression.

>> No.25200225

>>25200089

OK, was there a mini conversion for that?

>> No.25200338

>>25199998
Maybe on his DA page, I just saw it on /tg/ one day and nearly lost an eye from rolling it too hard.

>> No.25200434

Man, this is like /tg/ from a couple years back.

>> No.25200466

>>25195032
Have you considered the possibility that gives a fuck about a piece of shit like her? She's a shitty LE EPIC MEME XD OC with no character that tasteless 40kids manage to spam everywhere.

>> No.25200531

>>25200466
Don't you dare to call ma waifu that!

>> No.25200636

>>25200466
FUCK YOU

>> No.25200664

>>25200466
quiet you, cultistchan is one of the few 40k things that are funny around here

>> No.25200681

>>25200434
It's a link to the past. If she can come back everything could come back! The elves-are-asians, the mastercrafted-bastard-swords, the namefags with their armies of surglefags, gnoll bards and nurse veritys! The board could turn into hell!

>> No.25200683

>>25200466
Mo' like BuzzKILL, amirite? Guys?

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>>25200466

Goodness I didn't think the namefags would come trolling quite so soon.

>> No.25200709

>>25200681
gnoll bard sounds fucking rad

>> No.25200717

>>25200681
But Cultist has always been around, she just doesnt get many threads anymore. With good reason, seeing as she is a one trick pony who lost her luster long ago.

>> No.25200729

>>25200681

Are you ready for the consequences of that happening?

Because I really don't want to see "Nazimod 2: Le Extreme Purging Returns" going live!

>> No.25200752

>>25200729
If Nazimod devoted himself to quests and only quests, the assravaging would be glorious.

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>>25196955

>> No.25200819
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>>25200466

>> No.25200856

To be fair, if it came to it, I would be one of the first to dedicate shrines to our vengeful overlord. Sometimes salvation through annihilation is the best course.

>> No.25201944

>>25200856
>>25200752

BRING BACK SNACKS LOL

Seriously, stop whining about badwrongfun. There's more than enough fucking room on /tg/ for everything, stop being asspained because someone is doing something you don't like.

>> No.25202043

>>25201944
Im just saying, questfag annihilation would be hilarious. Quit whinging about my badwrongfun impinging on your badwrongfun.

>> No.25202512

>>25200161
And then jump into a dumpster full of used syringes, that'll be about the same as the real thing

>> No.25202949

>>25200807

B-but I stuck it in her vagoo...

>> No.25203319

>>25195032

When did Kuhlteest start wearing shoes? She was always barefoot in the old art, like the actual DoW cultists

>> No.25203457

>>25203319
Someone realized the potential for hooker boots.

>> No.25203496

>>25200819
has any body got the "You can't make me hve fun" cell?

>> No.25203518
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>>25203496

>> No.25203594

>>25203518
thank you

>> No.25203618

>>25203457

Hooker boots are ugly. Barefoot is where it's at

>> No.25203656

>>25195114
Are there more of those?

>> No.25203683

>>25203656
Here.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ribbon

>> No.25203700
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25203700

u guise

>> No.25203729

>>25203683
Danke

>> No.25203756

I once had a pic from a drawthread of a dude putting on a cultist-chan guise of the thespian.

I won't lie, I think it was pretty hot.

>> No.25203833
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25203833

I've got way too many of these things. I spent way too much of my youth on /tg/ back in the day. I guess the only consolation is I didn't turn into a brony or something.

>> No.25203865

>>25203833
At least you still have pictures to show for your waste time. I lost the vast majority of mine to corrupted hard drives and the like.

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>>25203833
>>25203865
Well, something, yeah.

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25203905

>>25203889
sigh

>> No.25203921

I prefer /tg/'s other waifus.

The blueberry ones mostly. Xeno isn't blueberry she's too metallic

>> No.25203987
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>>25203921
I remember one drawthread where somebody requested an ork from the Scraplootas, so some other anon took it as an excuse to rant on and on about his personal crusade against all things blueberry. Shit was weird.

>> No.25204002 [DELETED] 

>>25203905
The Ragathol in his larvael form, before he went onto a career in drawing hardcore Touhou porn.

#/tg/alumni

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>>25203905
Ragathol, before he went on to a career in drawing hardcore Toohoo porn

>> No.25204050

>>25203987
I don't even associate the two, Scraplootas are a funny, fun ork creation, Blue is a great waifu (better than most others I find as she has more character).

The thing that gets me most of all about when /tg/ gets autistic about blueberries is that /tg/ pretty much created them. Tau elsewhere don't have any of that stuff, they're ugly and look like the men, but here they're a unique sort of creature.

>> No.25204073

>>25204041
I immediately knew the artist before even reading your description. I need to lay off the hentai.

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>>25204073
The best part of /tg/ drawfagging is what it says about ourselves.

Or is that the worst part?

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Does anyone have the rest of this?

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>>25204127

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>>25204158

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>>25204041

Is there of point of him posting on futaba? I just always think of him as that bakagaijin-guy.

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>>25204148

Nobody got the rest of this? Fugg

>> No.25204231

>>25204073
>Cultist drawn by RADIOHEAD
Oh shit.
>Cultist drawn by Golden Tube
But whee phee vrom zhere!

>> No.25204243

>>25204213
http://mr-culexus.deviantart.com/gallery/1242324

found the source

>> No.25204245

>>25204050
>The thing that gets me most of all about when /tg/ gets autistic about blueberries is that /tg/ pretty much created them.
I said it before and I say it again, /tg/ eventually hates everything it creates.

>> No.25204250

>>25204148

http://mr-culexus.deviantart.com/

This is the creator's page, should be under "Dranon the Professional"

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>>25204188

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>>25204204
Yay! I love Heinrich.

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>>25204250
>>25204243

Thanks

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>>25204274

>> No.25204319

>>25204274
have you got the Cyrus version?

>> No.25204423
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25204423

>>25204319
the what now?

>> No.25204463

>>25204423
Someone made a LCB version with Cyrus having Taldeer in his sights, not LIIVI

he shoots her anyway

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25204497

>>25203921
Eversor x Tomby Daemonette OTP

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>>25203921
Eversor x Tomboy Daemonette OTP

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>>25204463
Don't have it, sorry hoss.

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>>25204532
ah, no problem.

You've dumped enough to earn a bro status anyhow

>> No.25204569

>>25204245
Everything does, I suppose. Apart from /sp/.

Anyway, just like Waifus for what they are, glorified pin-up girls in a setting you like.

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>>25204532

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>>25204158

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>>25204833
Huh, never seen that version.

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>> No.25204895

>>25204841
There were several. Jax drew a few pieces of /tg/ fanart before people discovered she made fursuits for a living, and since this was 2008, and thus still cool to absolutely lose your shit over furries, she was run out.

>> No.25204910

>>25204895
You act like its not still cool. Just look at what happened to Glitterglue - I mean Weaver.

>> No.25204960

>>25204910
Man, but I remember multiple front page threads just goin AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and everyone else going AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and then it autosaged and they made a new one.

Its subsided in recent years as the Bronies schisimed off from the furries and a weird "enemy of my enemy" thing arose.

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