>>24959858
Sorin Markov in a nutshell
>Become a planeswalker
>'Okay guys, I leave you this here angel to watch over my world, while I fuck off to god knows where to take care of some stuff'
>fast forward few...hundred? years
>'Well gee, this whole Zendikar is a really neato place, it even has vampires!'
>'Woah hey there Nyssa, I'm Sorin nice to meet you. Zendikar is getting buttfucked by cthulhu abominations? Sure, I'll help you'
>proceeds to troll people of zendikar
>finally him and Nyssa reach the eye
>'Okay Nyssa, we have to destoy the eye. It is the only way we win with the Eldrazi...wait what the fuck are you doing? You want to free them? So that they can fuck off to another world? Dohoho you joker, you. Okay seriously now, let's edestroy th-'
>'Fuck no what are you doing holy shit stop'
>'HOLY SHIT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT'
>'Okay you know what? Fuck this, I should've never left Innistrad, fuck this plane, fuck the eldrazi and fuck you all, I'm out of here'
>back to Inninstrad
>they somehow managed to destroy everything about the order set up by Sorin, even though they had god-mighty angel protecting them
being sorin is suffering