/tg/ - Traditional Games

You can't even hug your waifu without getting infected by glistening oil and dieing horribly!
What kind of shitty husbando are you?

>>24944255

I just want to CLANG her, that's all, even if its all oil and cold metal tubes

>>24944316

our white queen

I live to serve.

One day, all will be compleat.

Behold blessed perfection.

>2013
>not proliferating with vats

>thruns face when

all that porcelain, wrapped in your arms

Our queen will free us from our flesh

I just can't choose between them.

>maybe I could be your girlfriend tonight /tg/

>mfw all is one

>>24944629
I can. Sheoldred, easy.

>>24944630

Muh dick.

okay ill bite, who is this girl? is she from MagicTG or something?

>>24944673

Elesh Norn

I don't think I'll ever understand this.

>not knowing Elesh Norn
>not worshiping Elesh norn

>>24944673

She is perfection~

>>24944702
Don't understand. believe

>mfw i remember that myr rape story

>>24944707
>>24944729
There is something...striking about elegant abominations. Not every collection of sinew and skin stitched together into a sin against the gods/the natural order has to look ugly and cobbled to together.

There is something to be said about woman whose creation has had as much love and care put into her creation as a sculpture or a watch, hand-crafted by an artisan.

>>24944781
>Also they both have human secondary sexual characteristics, so I don't even have to actually be attracted to things other than boobs to be all wax poetic about it.

I really love the Mew Phyrexia setting. Can't explain why. Would kill to play a game set in it.

>>24944780
Uhhhh, what?

>>24944781
So fragile, and yet so strong.

>>24944860
certain Elesh X Myr fapfic

>>24944860
Don't think about it too much. You don't want to know.

>>24944473

Jin-Gitaxias is the best praetor.

>>24944814
Eh, the same goes for the Adonis type abomination. Its probably part of why I like robots. Custom built perfection. Its all Pygmalion-like and shit, mang.

To be fair, the tits helped, buts its just as much the fact that someone took the time to carve those tits, you know?

I dunno, I'm more of a Chancellor of the Annex kind of guy.
There's just something about a physical embodiment of selflessness, twisted into a silent arbiter of death.

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>>24944860
Which one?

http://pastebin.com/jzW1bx8p
http://pastebin.com/ft6Xp4Nu
http://pastebin.com/y8DqLC0i

>>24944927
I wonder...
If there was somebody with Pygmalion level talent and the ability to make his Galatea's come to life...
Would he take commissions? Think about it for a minute

>>24944927

Yes, but face facts: If they were female in designation only (no tits, no female face), /tg/ wouldn't give a fuck about them until the "monstergirl" version with those features was made up and posted.

>>24944963

Yes and no.

He's become the collective consciousness of many people.

His new name is Japan

>>24944963
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLy-AwdCOmI

>>24944948
>Mfw i wrote these.
>Mfw people saved them.

Phyrexian Unwaifu doesn't get anywhere near enough love.

>>24944979
Maybe, but thats more because the whole eyeless and noseless face thing is more visually appealing that a full featured mask that doesn't move. Similarly, >>24944491 isnt exactly heavy on the tits, but I still much prefer it to things like >>24944462 or especially >>24944916. The original art has an air of feminine elegance to it that the more cheesecakey, "monstergirl" versions don't. Its like a Carnevale outfit, it doesn't need tits to be womanly.

>>24945011
I can't find a picture that accurately shows just how much that terrified me. And I have 14 gigs worth of pictures.
Good fucking job.

>>24945049
>Venetian masks
Man, this thread just keeps getting better and better!

>>24945060
I did find this to be quite apt.

>>24945011
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLy-AwdCOmI

NOPENOPENOPE

>>24945038
How does it breathe?

>>24944927
I feel like posting this.

>>24945128
It might not need to, considering the fact that it's a phyrexian.

But I'd guess through its mouth.

>>24945011
http://youtu.be/zidiWe9yq88

>>24945049
>The original art has an air of feminine elegance to it that the more cheesecakey, "monstergirl" versions don't
But dude, elegance =/ kawaii uguu~
She's gotta be blushing and falling all over herself or else my boner shall not rise.

But seriously, I don't give a fuck it's got tits either way so that's good enough for me

>>24945128
>implying breath is necessary

On a more serious note, one of the shticks the Machine Orthodoxy had going for it was that senses and bodily functions were privileges to be granted on an as-needed basis. Elesh Norn, having little reason to see, only occasionally allowed herself to have eyes. The vast majority of the Machine Orthodoxy went about their business blind, deaf, and mute, with each member carrying out a precisely defined role.

So if the Machine Orthodoxy decides that you'll get by without drawing breath because your lungs and ability to speak are more useful elsewhere, then so be it.

>>24945173
>elegance =/ kawaii uguu~
Hence why I like the original over stuff like >>24944336. Not to say you cant like the other stuff.

>>24945230
for the record, this is why many of them are 'faceless' in some ways

>>24944979
>If they were female in designation only (no tits, no female face)
What about thri-kreen?

An excuse to post my favorite fapfic! Not Elesh Norn, but Phyrexian and from the same thread.

Urabrask X Melira
http://pastebin.com/ZMtnDDgZ

Bless you, whoever you were, anon.

>>24945377
This one involves Elesh Norn, and a compleated angel.
http://pastebin.com/HmtdDSgT

>>24945377
You're welcome anon.

>>24944437
if the goal is compleation then why does she still have fucking bloody meat on her. shouldn't it be all mechanical?

>>24945291
Those of us who are genuinely sexually aroused by thri-kreen are a small minority here on /tg/.

I'd be willing to bet that I'm also not the only member of that group with mental problems.

>>24945785
Because obviously having massive, easily exploitable weak points is PERFECTION!

>>24945785
Compleat doesn't mean mechanical. Phyrexia is trying to make something perfect, and doesn't care about and in fact completely fails to recognize the difference between flesh and metal.

>>24945825
The parts are easily replaced, so it's more important for them to function well than for them to be durable.

>>24944255
>not getting reborn as a glorious phyrexian for your waifu

>>24945913
>Not being Sorin Markov
Plebs gonna pleb.

>>24945478
Oh, that was such a good thread. I remember all those anons appearing and declaring this the point where they got a mindbreak and corruption fetish.

>>24944629
I only wish this picture were wider so I could have a playmat made of it.

>>24945785
Phyrexian has always been biomechanical. Flesh has advantages.

Also, dunno about new phyrexia, but in ye olde phyrexia, a common method of producing horrible monstrosities was making cyborgs, killing them, and reanimating them.

Zombie cyborgs.

so i wrote some bad elesh norn fapfic and posted them as images, i wanted to continue them but i lost them. did anyone save them

>>24946366
this was like a year agoooo

>>24946366
I wish i had, this sounds awesome

>MMXIII
>all these phyrexian heretics worshiping a Praetor over Yawgmoth

you are all as bad as Urza

>>24946366
There were a lot of fapfics back then. What was the premise of this one?

>>24944491
What's up with the text on the card on the left?

I've seen Jin-Gitaxias done like that before and I'm really curious about where it came from.

>>24945929
Man, what a boss. He made his OWN waifu.

>>24946676

It's Phyrexian

>>24944927
>Pygmalion

>>24946784

>the scroll was better

I love this picture

>>24946594
Your basic lady-crusader-gets-captured-and-mindraped-by-Elesh-Norn, nothing special iirc

>>24946719
And then he trolled her.

>>24945478
Ah! I wrote that one!

Dumping some Machine Orthodoxy art, because its my favorite MtG thing.

>My Little Praetor Can't Be This Cute.

I heard sheoldred can detach herself from the cooch maw

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>>24947355
>My Little Praetor Can't Be This Cute.

hohoho, an excuse to post this!

>>24946511
Yawgmoth is dead and never coming back, the Praetors are our future.

>>24946784
>the scroll was better.jpg
oh lawdy dem sides

>>24947600
I can confirm this.

>>24947950
Yeah, because NOTHING in mtg ever came back when it was supposedly dead for good.

>>24943404
Fun fact not OP but I was the guy who commissioned Pastelletta to draw that, does good goo-girl art.

BAMP

>>24950184

you are a wonderful person

>>24945785

Meat is weak, Meat is Moe, uguu~

from what game are these characters? i remember seeing them many times.

>>24957080
They're Phyrexians from MtG.

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>>24946956
INNISTRAD, OR RATHER
HOW I, SORIN MARKOV TROLLED EVERYONE, YET AGAIN!

>>24944948
ive fapped to these before

meanwhile, in ravnica

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>>24959858
Sorin Markov in a nutshell

>Become a planeswalker
>'Okay guys, I leave you this here angel to watch over my world, while I fuck off to god knows where to take care of some stuff'
>fast forward few...hundred? years
>'Well gee, this whole Zendikar is a really neato place, it even has vampires!'
>'Woah hey there Nyssa, I'm Sorin nice to meet you. Zendikar is getting buttfucked by cthulhu abominations? Sure, I'll help you'
>proceeds to troll people of zendikar
>finally him and Nyssa reach the eye
>'Okay Nyssa, we have to destoy the eye. It is the only way we win with the Eldrazi...wait what the fuck are you doing? You want to free them? So that they can fuck off to another world? Dohoho you joker, you. Okay seriously now, let's edestroy th-'
>'Fuck no what are you doing holy shit stop'
>'HOLY SHIT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT'
>'Okay you know what? Fuck this, I should've never left Innistrad, fuck this plane, fuck the eldrazi and fuck you all, I'm out of here'
>back to Inninstrad
>they somehow managed to destroy everything about the order set up by Sorin, even though they had god-mighty angel protecting them

being sorin is suffering

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>>24960253
VENSER
IS
DEEEEEEEEEEEEAD

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>>24960420
>Akroma X Phage
HNNGGGGG

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>>24960420
No red Akroma yet? Let me help with that.

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>>24960532
i remember when i used to think shields worked that way too.

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>>24960559
That was a more innocent time wasn't it?
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>>24960591

>This thread

And people in the community get mad when they get called a bunch of neckbears.

Stay classy Magic.

>>24960245
Zendikar block wasn't the first time Sorin had visited the plane. He was part of the trio of planeswalkers responsible for sealing them there in the first place a couple millenium ago.

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>>24960605
You'd be hard pushed to find any community that doesn't have it's own brand of neckbeards.

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but but but but but but but...
untouchable

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>>24960830
Pro Black.

>>24960830
Pro black!

>>24944979
I like faceless beings and I don't like tits.

>>24961128
/tg/ the anime