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Anonymous Mon May 20 02:03:26 2013 No.24932173

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How painful would it be to bang a robo-skeliton?
How hard would it be to let the imperium to grant funding for this research

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:04:57 2013 No.24932208 File: 693 KB, 859x1214, 740636 - Lolicron Necron Tau Warhammer Warhammer_40K chink.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] Only love.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:06:27 2013 No.24932227 File: 74 KB, 1000x1000, Lolicron02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

Anonymous Mon May 20 02:06:26 2013 No.24932240

1) I need more information:

Are there loose connections, places where you may cause a short or accidental grounds?
Are the contact surfaces jagged, if so how bad?
Are the contact surfaces made of metal, polymer, ceramic, synthskin, etc.?
Do you have cybernetically augmented junk which makes some of these conditions on the body irrelevant?

2) Tech-Priests are both male and female...neither are celibate.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:08:26 2013 No.24932258 >>24932240 Ok, what oricifes do necron girls have

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:08:56 2013 No.24932266 File: 116 KB, 900x1350, Lolicron_But_Older_by_Ozu_Kenji.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:09:27 2013 No.24932279 File: 287 KB, 1294x1200, Adeptus Datecanicus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] >>24932173 >How painful would it be to bang a robo-skeliton? Just ask an Admech since they're already pretty much one. Or a Sororitas dating an Admech.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:11:26 2013 No.24932322 >>24932258 None. You would be dry humping, or inserting in voids (mouth, between ribs, joints, etc) unless you found a socket or connector of some kind.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:11:56 2013 No.24932329 File: 56 KB, 300x300, 1348722412832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:11:26 2013 No.24932336 >>24932279 Oh my god that is unbelievably cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:13:57 2013 No.24932363 File: 259 KB, 840x1050, 1354088551352.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] >>24932322 >putting ones dick into an electrical socket Get a better xeno waifu son

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:14:57 2013 No.24932380 File: 223 KB, 434x900, 1351445740153.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] >>24932363 Get on my heretical level

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:15:27 2013 No.24932391 >>24932279 I miss giving my Sororitas bionics. Few of my great 40k moments were as satisfying as watching a dead Sister Superior zombify in time to chainfist a Russ.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:15:27 2013 No.24932398 Sure is cancer in here.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:15:27 2013 No.24932399 >>24932380 Worst. Handjob. Ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:18:26 2013 No.24932442 File: 126 KB, 800x800, 1354604337299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] >>24932398 >youmustbenewhere.jpeg

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:19:26 2013 No.24932452 File: 63 KB, 450x450, Commissar Paunch even has a cubby aquila.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] >>24932442 Awww, poor Commissar Paunch.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:19:26 2013 No.24932468 File: 140 KB, 1000x1400, 1356193205204.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:20:56 2013 No.24932476 >>24932208 Dat heresy

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:20:56 2013 No.24932479 File: 80 KB, 750x870, 1343602996598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] C'tan slave at your service. Wat do, mighty lord?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:21:56 2013 No.24932492 >>24932442 I'm not new, just making sure everyone knows whats cancer.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:23:27 2013 No.24932518 File: 524 KB, 1275x1000, 1361159451011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] >>24932492 Thanks and have a fun summer here, middleschool can be tough no?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:23:56 2013 No.24932522 File: 46 KB, 403x600, 1366984365584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] >>24932442 I'll rub yer belly for ya!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:24:57 2013 No.24932540 >>24932522 Dont bring attention to her gut! She hates that!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:24:57 2013 No.24932542 File: 438 KB, 704x908, 1354581812767.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] Heresy time?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:25:26 2013 No.24932544 >>24932518 >muh assumptions

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:26:27 2013 No.24932556 File: 268 KB, 552x1083, 1349491860682.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:26:56 2013 No.24932571 File: 125 KB, 1070x746, a_raspberry_birthday_cake_by_reserved_chuckle-d4ygy9w.png.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] >>24932540

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:26:26 2013 No.24932576 File: 77 KB, 603x790, 1368819074317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:28:27 2013 No.24932603 File: 128 KB, 620x877, 1352859047078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:28:56 2013 No.24932617 >>24932556 >Naga God, I hate his faces. Or rather, the only face he knows how to draw.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:29:26 2013 No.24932621 >>24932542 slaneesh-a is my favorite heresy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:29:26 2013 No.24932636 >>24932556 >>24932617 >Naga I thought this art style was familiar.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:29:26 2013 No.24932638 >>24932571 You dont seem to realize that Commissar Oaunch is a depressed and massively self-conscious nervous wreck.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:31:27 2013 No.24932655 File: 175 KB, 500x505, 1357013225031.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:32:26 2013 No.24932675 File: 146 KB, 1000x1000, 1351454981125.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:32:56 2013 No.24932684 File: 68 KB, 300x300, 1365855631246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:33:27 2013 No.24932695 >>24932173 other way around? what do you do when the lady necron decides she wants to vent her sexual frustration on you?

Anonymous Mon May 20 02:33:27 2013 No.24932696
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Play Warhammer Fantasy, anyone in the Empire (including Witch Hunters) would pay you to fuck a Tomb Queen if you sold it the right way.

The Tomb Queen would do it with even less of a CHA roll, just tell her sex is something she used to do and she'll do whatever you say until you die of old age (and get promptly reanimated to continue doing it, with a legion of your own to command! Sure you won't understand WHY you were inserting things into her pelvic gaps anymore, but who cares! Gold and legions!)
Pic fully related.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:34:56 2013 No.24932709 File: 50 KB, 300x300, Xeno smackdown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] >>24932684

MrTT !!bL8+WvwJdGV Mon May 20 02:35:27 2013 No.24932715

>>24932322
>None. You would be dry humping, or inserting in voids (mouth, between ribs, joints, etc) unless you found a socket or connector of some kind.
I thought so at first but then I realized they could just attach a vibrator or onahole between their legs.
But unlike using those tools on their own this will be painful and dangerous... I can tell you from experience a bony inexperienced lass can hurt you a lot with her bony parts. It would be like getting beaten up with a metal bar while trying to enjoy an onahole (which are not as good as the real thing)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:35:27 2013 No.24932717 File: 18 KB, 266x200, Scott_rub_tickles_Jean__s_foot_by_FeatherJedi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] >>24932655

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:35:57 2013 No.24932720 >>24932695 Bite the pillow and pray.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:35:57 2013 No.24932727 >>24932695 Enjoy my horrible futa fetish come into fruition

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:36:27 2013 No.24932739 >>24932695 gauss dildo.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:36:27 2013 No.24932743 File: 130 KB, 723x612, 740617 - JoPereira Lolicron Necron Warhammer Warhammer_40K.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:38:26 2013 No.24932774 File: 591 KB, 1800x1523, 1352867759587.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:38:56 2013 No.24932787 >>24932739 Usually glances, rarely penetrates?

>>	MrTT !!bL8+WvwJdGV Mon May 20 02:40:27 2013 No.24932814 >>24932743 Gotta love Jo's art

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:40:27 2013 No.24932816 File: 41 KB, 300x300, Best friend Jeromy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] >>24932787 >Necron Phaeron Lady just spending the whole night rubbing her gauss dildo against your dick

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:40:56 2013 No.24932820 File: 32 KB, 303x303, 1365856547612.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] Two words Galvanic Blowjobs

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:41:56 2013 No.24932834 >>24932816 Sounds like it would chafe pretty bad

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:41:56 2013 No.24932835 >>24932787 Zing!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:41:56 2013 No.24932841 File: 7 KB, 258x195, rawr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] >>24932743 I have a solution for that

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:42:27 2013 No.24932849 File: 54 KB, 600x800, liberal demoness.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] >>24932816 muh boner

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:42:57 2013 No.24932853 >>24932787 ohhh... keep that up missy, and you won't get to lick the tip.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:42:57 2013 No.24932861 >>24932834 It would probably flay before it chafed.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:42:57 2013 No.24932862 >>24932841 is that an archaic abortion machine?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:43:56 2013 No.24932875 >>24932849 So how does that daemonette get along with Malal/Malice daemons? After all, she's very much an inversion of Slaanesh so it's Chaos divided done right? But she's not self destructive, so maybe not?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:43:27 2013 No.24932879 File: 13 KB, 220x265, 220px-Richard_Nixon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] You want Dick? I'll give you Dick! Arooo!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:44:27 2013 No.24932883 >>24932861 >This guy

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:44:27 2013 No.24932886 >>24932862 It's the CUTTING EDGE.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:45:57 2013 No.24932914 File: 113 KB, 400x400, 1350757836957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] >>24932849 Privilege status: Checked

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:45:57 2013 No.24932917 File: 11 KB, 152x200, tech_priestess_3_by_thaumx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] >>24932862 I can only tell you what the tech preistess uses it for...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:47:26 2013 No.24932942 File: 189 KB, 443x567, 1344371833275.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] >no eldar I'm sad guys Needs sexy space elves

Anonymous Mon May 20 02:47:56 2013 No.24932944

>>24932820
That would only work really well (safe without frying your junk off in the ensuing high current arc) if it was already replaced with something made out of metal...like a Tech Priest's.

And even then...your metal junk would have to be properly grounded.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:48:27 2013 No.24932963 >>24932917 I wonder if this plus >>24932841 would make the same sound as grinding the egg beater against a metal bowl

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:48:27 2013 No.24932966 File: 16 KB, 800x800, 1357823337734.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] >>24932942 Kay.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:50:57 2013 No.24932995 File: 311 KB, 766x1000, 1344450911222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:53:57 2013 No.24933040 File: 78 KB, 1200x700, dat xeno.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] >not banging a blueberry >1 + 2012

>>	sage Anonymous Mon May 20 02:54:26 2013 No.24933053 >>24933040 >blueberry get out

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:54:56 2013 No.24933065 File: 129 KB, 945x1155, xeno.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:54:27 2013 No.24933073 >>24933040 >blueberry get out

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:54:27 2013 No.24933074 File: 133 KB, 361x330, Wut da bleedin zog is a blueberry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] >>24933040 >dat xeno.png >a picture of Blue Wot da zog.

>>	MrTT !!bL8+WvwJdGV Mon May 20 02:55:27 2013 No.24933085 >>24932995 I dunno, its hard to tell just by sight. We will have to perform some other tests

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:56:27 2013 No.24933091 File: 652 KB, 1620x1420, painfull boner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] This one gives me a weird boner I mean it looks so painfull but want

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:00:26 2013 No.24933168 File: 122 KB, 580x775, 1357039178780 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:01:26 2013 No.24933171 >>24933091 Heresy

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:02:26 2013 No.24933189 >>24933091 >Getting a footjob by a race with hooves for feet Probably only if you are a masochist.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:03:27 2013 No.24933203 >>24932816 I know what I'm requesting next drawthread

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:03:26 2013 No.24933218 >>24933189 Seriously, those things must act like freaking shears

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:04:26 2013 No.24933228 File: 133 KB, 500x500, 1349406505804.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:07:27 2013 No.24933269 >>24932675 Slut-dorable

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:09:27 2013 No.24933302 >>24932879 http://vocaroo.com/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:09:56 2013 No.24933309 >>24932879 http://vocaroo.com/i/s19Xyp6vP6bg

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:09:26 2013 No.24933316 >>24933203 You might do better to ask the /d/ /d/rawthread.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:10:56 2013 No.24933323 File: 97 KB, 324x600, Vaedrisa and her husbando.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] >>24933228

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:12:56 2013 No.24933356 >>24932696 So... marage?

>>	MrTT !!bL8+WvwJdGV Mon May 20 03:13:26 2013 No.24933373 >>24933356 what is a marage?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:25:57 2013 No.24933533 >>24933085 FOR SCIENCE!!

Anonymous Mon May 20 05:33:26 2013 No.24934539
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>>24932173
> How painful would it be to bang a robo-skeliton?
Oh look, yet another thread with insufficient data based on the pitiful urge to become part of /tg/ and some random data...

> no system provided
> no character provided
> no picture of "robo-skeliton" provided
> no info about the form of sex - anal, oral - provided
"ANSWER ME /TG/ANSWEEEEEEER ME..."

Anonymous Mon May 20 05:38:26 2013 No.24934584

Does anyone have that mini-comic of Lolicron phasing in to help a guardsman, only to see the ravaging horde of Tyranids inbound and telling the guardsmen that she couldn't be much help, but would do what he asked to make it up to him?
The last frame was Lolicron with suspicious white goo on her face saying, "at least he died happy."

I've been looking for that pic for awhile now.

>>	Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl Mon May 20 05:41:26 2013 No.24934607 >>24934539 >no picture of "robo-skeliton" provided Its right there in the OP. Dont you know lolicron? Are you a newfag son, are you? Arent you cool? Like us? You're not, arent you? ...Sarcasm

Anonymous Mon May 20 05:44:26 2013 No.24934632
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>>24934607
Nope, it isn't.
There's no clue how does her lower part of body looks like, and, i tell you mah boi, despite what you're thinking, there's plenty of sex stuff connected with that part.

Dem summerfags...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 05:47:26 2013 No.24934645 >>24934632 ...The second two pictures under OP

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 05:50:57 2013 No.24934667 File: 327 KB, 750x422, oldspice2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] >>24934645 Look at me. Now look at that... >>24934539 ..once again. Now look at me. Now read it once again. Now back to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 06:16:57 2013 No.24934814 File: 41 KB, 300x225, Leman Russ Battle-Chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] None of your heretical waifus even come close.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 06:24:28 2013 No.24934872 >>24933074 > Aliens in 40k > Called "Xenos" > Tau are aliens Sage for being late to point this out.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 06:55:26 2013 No.24935103 >>24932173 It wouldn't be painful at all. Just one pull of the Holy Bolter's trigger...

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