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24763506 No.24763506 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Liszten up Boyz,

We da heard therz a Spashe Mareen in our Rankz.

So If youz sheen a Spashe Mareen, TELL ME

>> No.24763516
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24763516

>>24763506
Noez Spaes Marin 'ere Bozz

>> No.24763517
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24763517

Yeah. I'll get right on that boss.

>> No.24763526
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>>24763506
KANT FEND DAH SPAZ MARENZ HERE BOZZ

NOZ SPAS MARIN HERE

>> No.24763528
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24763528

Nope. Can't find him anywhere.

>> No.24763541

>>24763528

Yes. No Space Marine here sir... I mean... IZ MEANZ... NOES SPACE MARINEZ HEREZ

>> No.24763553
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24763553

>>24763506
Ork reporting.

There are no Space Marines.

>> No.24763569

>>24763553
Diz git is very orky. More orky dan you boss.

>> No.24763574
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>>24763553
Youz Lookz a lotz like da Spashe Miren

Prove yourz notz a Spaes Maen

>> No.24763588

>>24763574
BUT BOZZ!
>>24763553
THIS GUY LOOKZ LEGIT.

>> No.24763589
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24763589

>>24763574
...

>> No.24763595

>>24763506
Ain't seen none uv dem beakies 'ere. I fink youze jus' usin' dem as an excoose ta muck about

>> No.24763598

>>24763506
OIZ! ONES O' DA FLASHBOIZ SEZ 'E SAW DEM BLUD REHVENS TRY'NA NICK 'IS DAKKA!

>> No.24763607
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>>24763589
>>24763589
>>24763589

I IZ WAITINZ

>> No.24763625
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24763625

>>24763607
>>24763607

I'm green.

>> No.24763639
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24763639

>>24763625
FAIR 'NOUGH

>> No.24763655

>>24763625
Brutal kunnin, or kunnin' brutal?

>> No.24763680

Oh god this is great

>> No.24763683
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>>24763655
>>24763655

Err...

the second one.

>> No.24763698 [DELETED] 
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>> No.24763721

>>24763683
See, boss, Iz told ya youze was muckin' about. Let's get ta krumpin' summa dem pointy 'ead gitz or sumfin

>> No.24763727
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>>24763516

That's him over there boss!

>> No.24763747
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>>24763727
... wat ?

>> No.24763761

OI, OLD ON.

THE SPESS MAREENS ALWAYZ GOTS ON DER ARMOR, ROIT?
AN YAH CAN'T SEE DER SKINZ, ROIT?
SO WE JES GOTS TA CHECK DA BOYZ TO SEE IF DEY GOTS GREEN SKINZ!

>> No.24763762
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>>24763727
>>24763747

GIT HIM

>> No.24763787

>>24763762
...

>> No.24763793
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>>24763762

crapz

>> No.24763840

>>24763762
>>24763787
>>24763793
Wait. Der is a propa way to find out 'ooz an ork and 'ooz not.

>>24763683
>>24763793
Right you gitz. Between Gork 'n Mork. 'ich is the sneaky git?

>> No.24763857

>>24763840
Mork 'n Gork you git.

>> No.24763898

>>24763840
Both a them ya grot

>> No.24763930

>>24763898
Dats the mareen dar.
All propa orks know Mork crumps ya from behind while Gork crumps ya from front.

>> No.24763945

>>24763930
I think yous da mareen! All REAL propa orkz know dat GORK krumps ya from behind and MORK krumps ya from de front!

>> No.24763952

>>24763930
DAT'S SOME NEWFANGLED GIT SPEW AN' YOU KNOW IT

A REAL ORK KNOW'S YA CAN'T TELL DA DIFFENCE

O'ERWISE YOU'RE JUST TRYNNA BE BRAINIER THAN YA ARE, YA GIT

>> No.24763954

>>24763840

Oy, dar Bozz got aheadz and did him inz all proper git >>24763793

>> No.24763959
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24763959

OI! I GOTZ AN IDEYA. EVERY GROT KNOWZ SPESS MAREENS KANT ROC. SO IVS WE ALL START ROCKIN, DA GIT WHO DONT ROC MUST BE DA SPESS MAREEN.

>> No.24763964
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>>24763930
GORK IS DA SNEAKY ONE! 'ES DA MAREEN!
WAAAGH

>> No.24763968

>>24763930
>>24763930

OI, HE TRYING TO BE BRAINER.

WE ALL KNOW'S DA MARENS BE BRAINY

SO HE DA MAREENS

>> No.24763975
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24763975

>>24763968

Who is the Space Marine

>> No.24763985

>>24763975

DAT DEM BOY HERE >>24763945

HE BEING BRAINY. ONLY DA MAREENS BE BRAINY. SO HE DA MAREN

>> No.24763992

Wait a minnit, I fink dat dese stoopid beakies iz tryin' ta trick us inta krumpin' eachotha

>> No.24763996
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>>24763985
Kill him.

Make sure you use the wide radius Orkal bomb, there might be more, get all of them.

>> No.24764000

>>24763985
YOU SAYIN' I'M BRAINY SOUNDZ LIKE REAL BRAINY TALK TA ME! MAYBE YOUS DA MAREEN!

>> No.24764005
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>>24763952
Every ork know which iz Gork and which Mork.

>> No.24764008

>>24763996

YEZ BOZZ.

Wait a minnit, iz you da Bozz ? Youz does luks like da bozz, ye git the cloak and all. Must be big bozz.

>> No.24764023

>>24764000
SAYIN' SUMONES BRAINY IZN'T BRAINY

YOU ZA SAYIN' I'Z DE MAREEN ?!

MARRENS KAN'T WAHHHGG, SO SEE ME WAHHHGG


WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGGG

>> No.24764031

>>24764023
YOU CALL DAT A WAAAAGH? DAT'S NOT EVEN A PROPA SQUIG SOUND! DIS IS A PROPPA ORKY WAAAGH
WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH

>> No.24764035
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>>24764008

Yes. I am the Boss.

Wahg.

Now kill them.

>> No.24764047

>>24764005
da one is Gork an' da otha is Mork. Easy as dat.

>> No.24764048

>>24764035
AYE BOZ!

>>24763992
THE BOZ SAID TO KRUMP DEM SO I KRUMP DEHM

>> No.24764052
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>>24764023
I CANZ WAAAAAAAGH BETTER THAN A GIT LIKE YOUZ

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.24764065

>>24764048

Wait a minit

What happened to diz Bos ? >>24763607

Wha is hiz head with big hole iz middle ? Lookz like bolterz hole. Wha iz diz bozz not saying anything

>> No.24764066

>>24764035
OI. THATZ A WEAK WAAAAGH FOR A BOSS

>> No.24764071
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>>24764023
I do say. Waagh.

>> No.24764086

>>24764066
>>24764066
Filthy xeno...

I MEAN


WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.24764093
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>>24764066

You dare question the Boss ?

Kill him boys.

>> No.24764104

>>24764093
IF YOUZ THE BOSS THEN WHY DON'T YA KRUMP ME YERSELF?

>> No.24764105

>>24764066
DA BOZZ SAID HE DA BOZZ, SO DAT MEAN HE DA BOZZ YOU GIT

LOOK AT HIM PROPER. HE GREEN AND BIG. AND HE GOT CLOAK.

DAT MEAN HE BIG BOZZ

>>24764065
I Dunno

Maibe he be tired dats all.

>> No.24764113

>>24764008
>>24764035
Howz 'e da boss? Iz bigga den dis git an' I 'ave moar dakka

>> No.24764115
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>>24764104
*Crozius to the face*

Wagh.

>> No.24764138
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>>24764113
*Bolter round to the head*

Anyone here else thinks I'm not the Boss ?

Do not hold your silence xeno- I mean, Boyz.

>> No.24764139
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24764139

>>24764105
MAYBE I WANNA BE DA BOZZ.
IZ GOT THE MOST DAKKA AND THE BEST CHOPPY

>> No.24764166
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24764166

Looks like the Orks are about to bash everyones face in to find out who the Space Marine is.

Everything is going just as planned.

>> No.24764167 [SPOILER] 
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24764167

You went a lot further than I expected... but then again... you haven't met Frank Horrigan...

Wait a minute..

Wrong series, sorry guys.

>> No.24764184

>>24764138
I've 'ad flyz dat 'urt moar den dat, ya grot. C'mere soze I kan krump ya! WAAAAAAAAGH!

>> No.24764191
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>>24764138
>>24764167
>>24764166

Do we know you?

>> No.24764208
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24764208

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHSKKRKSRKSRKRWAAAAAAAIIGH

WAAAAAARHGKSKSKSRSH SHK SHK SHK SKRAAAEEEERRR
WAAGH WKSR

SCRKRRREEEEEEEEE SKR SKR SCREE

WARGHE SKREE SKREAAAGH

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24764225

Hue stoles me plans for makin' da big shootyspeshuls wid lotsov barruls for makin' da big warrrgh?
I've gotta be makin' me shootyspeshuls run an' some grots nicked 'em! Fess up or take lotsov dakka from me kustom speshull!

>> No.24764234
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24764234

EVERYONE STOP THIS MADNESS AND START KILLING EACH OTHER

EMPEROR HAVE MERCY

>> No.24764240

>>24764208
Wot da zog? 'oo let wunna dem humie 'puppeez' in 'ere?

>> No.24764256

>>24764191
LOOK!
BRIGHT COLOURS!
ARMOUR!
ROUND 'EAD 'ELMETS!

DEM'S DA MARINES!

>> No.24764321

>>24764234

Oh shut up Bjorn

>> No.24764480
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>>24763959
By your music, I have awoken. Are you ready for my heavy metal.

>> No.24764557

>>24764480
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJWw1m2TtMg

>> No.24764582
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>>24764480

Always ready to ROCK!

>> No.24764645
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>>24764582
But can you stand and deliver

>> No.24764733

>>24764582
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>> No.24764785

>>24764645
>godempressfreddie
>empress
Oh god my sides.

>> No.24764958

>>24763607
>>24763625
>>24763639

I fucking love you. Coffee all over my keyboard/

>> No.24765065

OI BOYZ..
OI BOYZ...OI...LIZTEN...
BOYZ WOT IF...LIZTEN BOYZ
WOT IF WE IZ AKTUALLY ALL SPEZ MARENZ??

>> No.24765110

>>24765065
Dun be stoopid, I fink oi'd know if I wuz a spess mahreen.
I fink.

>> No.24765145
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>>24763762
U fuckin wot m8 i swer i'd reck u 1 on 1 i swere down on my mums. hit me m8 an see wot coms about.

>> No.24765193

>>24765110
ya fink?
proppa orks don fink ya git
you'z da maren
GET HIM!!!!

>> No.24765232
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>>24765145
BOSS! HE'Z DA SPESS MEHREEN, GET 'IM!

>> No.24765233

>>24765193
Iz not a beakie, Iz just ded kunnin'. Dat git wot shot me iz a spess mahreen

>> No.24765238

>>24765065
WOT IF WE'Z DA ALFARIUZ GIT INZTED?

>> No.24765315
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>>24765232
av a go if you fink yur ard enough.

>> No.24765331

>>24765315
I IZ MORE GREEN THAN YOU, YA GIT!

>> No.24765335

>>24765238
I think we overdid it on the camouflage this time, Brother Alpharius.

>> No.24765351
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>>24765335
Infiltrate EVERYTHING!

>> No.24765363

>>24765351
but that'd need a tactical genius to be done...

>> No.24765371
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>>24765351
Could you infiltrate someone else this time? My Alpharius is still sore.

>> No.24765400

>>24765065
YOU GROT DATS A PILE A ZOG...
I IZ NO SPEZ MREEN.

... or iz i?
Blast it, zog the lot of ya WAAAAAAARGH

>> No.24765450

Wait boyz, i fink i'z lost da boss
where iz he?

>> No.24765730
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>>24764582

>> No.24765795
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24765795

What is going on this thread?

>> No.24766322

>>24765450
DA BIGGEST AND ORKIEST, DAT IS EEZY. IF AN ORK STOMPS ANOTHER ORK, HE IS DA NEW BOSS, UNTIL HE IS STOMPED AGAIN.

>> No.24766334

>>24765795
Orktits soon?

>> No.24766391
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>>24766334

>> No.24766456
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>>24766334
u wot git?

>> No.24766480
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24766480

Boss! Boss! look ova der!

Its one of dem blue boys!

>> No.24766640

>>24766480
it'z a box with a rokkit launcher ya git

>> No.24766711

>>24764256
GET 'EM!!!

>> No.24766753

>>24765193
Dont fink? Wot da zog iz dis? Ev'ry git knows ya got to fink ov da best place ta krump 'em with ya choppy, or find da weakest spot to put ya shooty into.

Itz stoopid gitz like you wot gives da boyz a bad name.

>> No.24766822

>>24765193
>>24766753

Oi! Finkin' is for da Meks; not for stoopid gitz like youse. If youse was finkin' gitz likes me youse knows how ta makes the custom spelshulls.

>> No.24766825

>>24766640

nonono, i punched it and it urt me and. dat means its dead ard.

and somefing dats dead ard AND blue can only be one of dem ard ummie boys.

>> No.24766831
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24766831

This is Marneus Calgar and

What THE FUCK is going on here ? And why THE FUCK are the FUCKING SALAMANDERS pretending to be FUCKING ORKS ?

AND WHO THE FUCK WOKE THE FELL HANDED ?

You guys are fucking retarded, and you wonder why your Primarchs left you for the Eye of Terror.


Shit I bet this is Fulgrims work. That gay fucker aways liked to play gigs.

>> No.24766842

>>24766831

Oi! Hue invited this git to da gig?

>> No.24766872
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>>24766831
Stay the fuck out of this Papa Smurf.

We are having fun.

>> No.24766898
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>>24766831

but pappa, its a well know fact that 1 marine can kill 100 orks.

we are in no real danger here.

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24766900

>>24766831
>That gay fucker aways liked to play gigs.

HEY! Taking care of myself IS NOT being gay.

At most it's being a metrosexual.

Don't you have to, like, take care of your ultrasmurfs, like, now ?

>> No.24766937
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>>24766831
Listen kid. I don't give a fucking dogshit about how much your chapter kisses your ass, you need to sit down, shut up, and quit pissing on shit you know nothing about.

And never use that stupid fucking name again or I'll squeeze that tiny head of yours until it pops.

>> No.24766951

>>24766872

Fuck you, I'm Marneus Calgar. Suck my dick, I'm Marneus Calgar.

>>24766898

WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME WITH THESE ORKS WHEN YOU COULD BE HELPING THE EMPIRE SEARCH FOR A WAY TO-REVIVE-THE-EMPEROR-OR-FIX-THE-GOLDEN-THRONE-OR-FIND-THE-MISSING-PRIMARCHS!

But instead your guys are playing with a pack of dimwitted Orks.

>>24766900
Please, we all know about what happened between you and Abbaddon.

>> No.24766959

What is the regiment of guardsmen that fight/immitate the orks?

I remember reading about them, they paint themselves green and secretly kinda believe in mork/gork

>> No.24766972
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24766972

HEY GUYS.
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!

>> No.24766978
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>>24766831
>AND WHO THE FUCK WOKE THE FELL HANDED ?

I WOKE ON MY OWN.

NOW I'M GRUMPY

WHERE'S MY MEAD ?
WHO TURNED ON THE FUCKING LIGHTS ?
SPEAK LOUD, I'M 1000 FUCKING YEARS OLD AND I CAN'T HEAR YE


FUCK
WHAT ARE WE YELLING ABOUT ?

>> No.24766981

Thank you for this gift before work. Archive this, that others may giggle.

Err, at how stoopid mareens are! Waaaaagh!

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>>24766951

Marneus Calgar would never talk like that!

>>24766978
Grace us with a tale of your deeds, Venerable-Brother; so that we may all learn something this day.

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>>24766981
Indeed Battle Brother, the gifts our fellow greenskins having been giving us are quite generous. Who knew so many of the Slamanders and Ultramarines relics could be found in one Ork Waagh?

>> No.24767016

>>24766978

>wolfpriest hears a commotion from the depths of the fang, figures its just the mutated wolf brothers

>gets down there, it's jut bjorn muckin around

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24767020

>>24766978
Great

Someone put the 1000 year old Space Wolf back to sleep.

You there, Ork, get him a blanket.

>> No.24767048
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>>24767006
WHAT ?

I CAN'T HEAR YOU. THOSE FORSAKEN MECHANICUS HAVEN'T UPDATED MY HEARING DEVICES

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>>24766978

>bjorn the fell handed
>1,000 years old

wat?

>> No.24767062
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>>24767048
WE WANT TO HEAR A TALE OF YOUR MIGHTY DEEDS, VENERABLE ELDER

>> No.24767071

>>24767060

Shhh

he's clearly gone senile

>> No.24767083

>>24766842
'E must be a deffskull, as 'e's lucky we ain't killed him already.

Wot? You thought it would be becoz 'e's blue? Nah, any git can paint themselves blue.

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>>24766831
MARNEUS!
What did I tell you about that potty mouth, mister?
Don't make me get the soap again, you little disgrace you.

>> No.24767117

>>24766972
Oi! You gitz, da panzies stole ya schtick. Now dey do da whole life cycle with randomly becoming a warrior.

Dere's even some who 'ave featherz.

>> No.24767125
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24767125

>>24767062
>24767062

AHHH

THEN SIT HERE IN MY HUGE LAP, WHILE I TELL YOU A HUGE STORY ABOUT BJORN FELL HANGED. WHO WAS ME. AND I WAS HUGE.

ONCE UPON A TIME, MAGNUS THE RED DECIDED HE WANTED TO MESS UP OUR GENE-SEED. HE STOLE INTO THE FANG WITH SOME CHAOS HERETICS, AND DESTROYED OUR LAB. YOU KNOW WHAT I DID ? I THREW THAT DAEMON FROM A CLIFF, THAT'S WHAT I DID. AND IT WAS A HUGE CLIFF TOO. AND I FELL ON TOP OF HIM. HE WAS HUGE TOO.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH MY GENE-SEED.


NOW, HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU THE STORY ABOUT THE TIME I THREW MAGNUS THE RED FROM A CLIFF ?

>> No.24767176

>>24767125
no please tell us the story

>> No.24767219

>>24766972
go back to your citytemple slann this isn't even your universe anymore and you're high too (damned skinks with their incense all over the temple)

>> No.24769772

bump.

>> No.24769806
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Anny ya zoggers seen me big bomm?

>> No.24769977

>>24769806
that ain't bigga
neither bommin
and ya shud fel bad

also bumpah

>> No.24770009

>>24769977

Oyeh? Orta Yoo kno from BIG BOMMS ya git!?

>> No.24770606
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>>24765363

>> No.24770784

Bozz, is you sure d'erez Beakies here?

>> No.24770871

>>24764166
>>24765232
>>24765351
>>24767101
>>24766831
where da zog did ya lucky gits get all dat blue paint?

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>>24764208
>Oh for the love of
>Dammit Kyle

>> No.24774693
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MEANWHILE BACK ON NAMEK

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At least you guys still have models.
The jews at gamesworkshop aren't going to be making us anymore.

>> No.24775311

>>24774693
Goddamn it, we're still on this goddamn world? It feels like we've been here for two years.

>> No.24775319

>>24767125
You'd better not have spoiled Battle of the Fang for me you fucker

>> No.24776168

>>24775319
Guess what

He just did.

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>>24767048
If you would come with us, oh venerable one. We'll get you ready in no time.

>> No.24778320

>>24775270
WHAT
I DEMAND SAUCE FOR THIS PASTA OF DEPRESSION

>> No.24778486

>>24776168
Technically Bjorn didn't throw Magnus out of the cliff.

[Spoiler] Magnus dissabled Bjorns arms and was like "What now Bitch ?!", so Bjorn started kicking him towards the cliff but didn't succeed. Technically it was Harek Ironhelm's drop pod, which dropped right on top of Magnus, who propelled Magnus out of the Cliff. [/Spoiler]

But Bjorn did fell on top of Magnus.

>> No.24778524

>>24778486
>kick him off
1. This is Sparta fail?
2. DREADNOUGHTS CAN'T FUCKING KICK

>> No.24778547

>>24778524
He had no arms.

How the hell you think he tried pushing Magnus off ? By Ramming into him ? Don't you think Magnus would casually step aside of a ten thousand pound behemoth tried to ram him ?

>> No.24778565

>>24778547
Yes I thought he would try to bull ram him. Honestly those stubby legs can't kick but hey maybe he thought he could at least try to rush him. And common sense hasn't stopped the Space Wolves before, why would it now?

>> No.24778588

>>24778524
All we know is, Bjorn had no arms, and somehow Magnus fell off, or got thrown, out of the Cliff.

Maybe Magnus dun goofed and tripped, or maybe he miscalculated his step. Or maybe Bjorn farted in his general direction forcing Magnus to step into the Abyss.

All we know is, Magnus fell down the cliff, and Bjorn fell on top of him, for some reason.

>> No.24778607

>>24778565

Bjorn got more intelligent and strategical after losing all limbs and getting stuck in a mechanical coffin.

>> No.24778669

>>24778588
> Magnus fell down the cliff, and Bjorn fell on top of him, for some reason.

Magnus: This is your end, Dreadnough, you will join your false Emperor in deat- OH SHIT

*Edge of cliff where Magnus was standing on collapses under his weighte Willie E. Coyote style.

Bjorn: EY WHAT THE HELL COME BACK HERE YOU BIG RED CYCLOOOOOOOFUCK

*Bjorn steps into the chasm by accident*

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>>24765065
>>24765238
>>24765335
>>24765351

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>> No.24779155

>>24778843
OI, WOT 'APPENED TO YA FACE?

>> No.24779176

>>24779155
YA GROT, HE'S PURPLE! HE SO SNEAKY, YA CAN'T SEE HIS FACE!

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>>24767125
Brother Bjorn, tell us of the great Leman Russ and his deeds, and the earning of your deed name, "The Fell-Handed"! My wolf and I are eager to hear your wisdom!

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