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>walk into kitchen
>see this
what do

>> No.24524699

>>24524682
I start playing a better game.

>> No.24524700

It's not a Blood Raven so at least I know he won't steal everything.

>> No.24524705

Freak out because someone broke in and painted shit in my kitchen

>> No.24524709

>>24524682
Scream FUR DE EMPERDER

>> No.24524719
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>>24524699

>> No.24524744

>>24524682
Vist a doctor. Meds ceased to work.
Again.

>> No.24524755
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>>24524682
First? Watch out for stupid rubber genestealers.
Second? Praise the emperor, for the beakie and the angry marine concepts in one picture encompass /tg/'s tenacity to sticking to what's good, while complimenting it with copious awesome built from the ashes of fail. You, my dear anon, should carry on, trudge the internet for a rogue trader rulebook, (as in, VERY FIRST edition), and embark on a holy quest to spit in GW's collective face by spreading the awesome of the first edition, just showing how crappy much of their new stuff is in comparison.

FOR THE EMPEROR!

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>>24524719
For the Squatperor!

>> No.24524794

>>24524682
attempt to steak the beakie

>> No.24524813
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24524813

For anyone that wants to DIY

>> No.24524819

>>24524719
Oh lookie here, already found one.

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>>24524682
Noooo get away from my things! Mine!

>> No.24524838
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24524838

Shu.
Go back to your cage, you shouldn't drink my oil

>> No.24524852

Ask the Beakie if he wants to play video games

>> No.24524864

>>24524682

Stupid beaky.
I take yer shiny bitz!

>> No.24524889

>>24524838
GO HOME SKELETOR

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>>24524838
Fuck off, we are the best of the best!

>> No.24524906
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24524906

"Sorry, brother, wrong house, SMUrf guy lives two blocks south, number 57. This is DAngels turf. Thanks for stopping by, buh-bye now. You saw nothing."

>>24524700
Unless it's a bloody magpie who's stolen and is wearing a SMUrf's armour.

>> No.24524921

WUTZ DA SPAS MAREEN DOIN IN MAH KITCHEN

>> No.24524922
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>>24524813

Thank you for this relic.

>> No.24524948

>>24524922
Happy to contribute!

>> No.24524977
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>> No.24524992

I ask him if he wants his coffee topped up.

>> No.24525002
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24525002

I slap OP in the back of the head for not opening with a better topic.

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>>24524682

What do?

>> No.24525009
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>> No.24525012

>>24525002

>"YOU ARE HUGE!"
>"THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!"

>> No.24525036

>>24525012
NoIThinkNot.AChangeInLeadershipIsInOrder.gif

ARAGHAST! OPEN THE PORTAL!

>> No.24525039
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24525039

>>24525002
>2010+1+1+1
>slap in the back of the head
>not Gibbs slap

>> No.24525074

>>24525007
FUCK HORUS AND FUCK FAILBADDON! FUCK THE BLACK LEGION AND FUCK YOU! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! KILL! MAIM! BURN!

>> No.24525077

>>24525007
>calmly top off his coffee
>calmly leave the kitchen when his mug's full
>calmly shit my pants in terror when I'm relatively safe in the next room

>> No.24525079
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>>24524922
We... hrgh.. We must hump, your metal bawkses!

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>>24525079
Did someone said hump?

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>>24525099
things shall GET LOUD NAOW!

>> No.24525167

Question what he is doing with my small collection of dessecated deer meat.

>> No.24525174
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>>24525079

METAL BAWKSES!

>> No.24525180

>>24525167

Dessecated deer meat is a valuable luxury in the 41st millenium.

>> No.24525182

>>24525180

Well, it's covered in down and cave dirt.

...Also, it's mine.

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>>24525174
DESPAIR, FROM I AM THE END OF...
>sees mirror
WHAT?!
>explodes.

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>>24525189
DESPAIR, FROM I AM THE END OF THE THREAD!

>> No.24525203

>>24524682
>say mornin'
>proceed to the fridge

>> No.24525213
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>>24525197

Eliphas you'll never win or become an actual daemon prince.

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>>24524682
>Only three fingers in the handle
>Drinking coffee
>Angry Marines mug
>No Imperial Eagle on torso
>Obviously HK-quality beaky helmet

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>>24525213
>Orion
Jonah Orion?

>> No.24525272
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24525272

Bit more exploitable.

>> No.24525277

>>24525242

Sadly you are canonicaly dead Jonah, unless Relic brings you back as a Dread.

Oh my...
Dreadnought Librarian Jonah Orion

>> No.24525284

>>24525277
So, he would become canonically Dread?

>> No.24525289
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>>24525272

>thumbnail

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

>> No.24525302

>>24525277
>Dreadnought Librarian
Is it possible?
If it does, he will be one.

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>>24525284

>>24525302
I could imagine Relic adding something like that and I hope that they will do it.
>Lightning Bolts throwing invisible Dreadnought
Oh yeah...

>> No.24525364

>>24525325
Or that GW will say that when one become a dread he loss his controll over his psy powers, and become a normal dread.
So we hill be back, but without all the cool shit

>> No.24525381

>>24525364

Probably, but it would be cool if a librarian dread is possible.

>> No.24525397

>>24525381
>if a librarian dread is possible.
Depends, are they Blooad Angels?

>> No.24525399

>>24525364
Flying Librarian Dreadnoughts are already canon.

I for one want some fluffed out Jonah Orion storyline. With possibly stats.

>> No.24525411

>>24525399
Really? Where?

>> No.24525517

>>24525397

Well, they're Blood Ravens.

>> No.24525597

>>24525325
Even in death, I still warpfire?

>> No.24525641
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>>24525597

Davian Thule and Jonah Orion combo against Chaos, Greenskins and other Xenos.
Man, I really hope they get to make a DoW3.

>> No.24525682

>>24524682
'sup? What bring you to my meager house?

>> No.24525721
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>>24525641

not using Cyrus motherfuckingsoloeverylevel

>> No.24525734

>>24525721

Does he become a Dread as well?
Sneaking Sniper Dread?

>> No.24525748

>>24525734

i can see it now

It is good.

>> No.24525758 [DELETED] 

>>24525748

Even in death I'm still complain!

>> No.24525763

>>24525748

Even in death I still complain!

>> No.24525774
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>>24525641
When combinedwith the manliness of tarkus, and the plot armor of Anglos, it will be unstoppable

>> No.24525777

>>24525641
>>24525721
>>24525734
>>24525748
Dread of war 3
in which all the blood ravens are put into dreadnaughts

>> No.24525781

>>24525734
And Martellus becomes Tech Dread.
Dreads that can fix other Dreads.

>> No.24525817

>>24525781

Martellus and Force Commander are the only ones not in Dread armour, because Martellus is a techmarine and FC needs his head for hair-gel appliance.

>> No.24525820

>>24525777
And eliphas will be a choas dread (hellbrute?)
"Despair, for I am the end of dreads!"

>> No.24525822

>>24525774

But what about the hairesy of Force Commander?

>> No.24525851
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>>24525822
Dread don't have hair (or they just don't show them)
He will become bald and foolish

>> No.24525858

>>24525822
The ancient wig technology can overcome such meager obstacles with contemptous ease.

>> No.24525879

>>24525777
And all IGs are baneblades. Except Merrick, Merrick will just be a shitty sentinel.

>> No.24525885

>>24525858
Wig STC?
Admech aprove

>> No.24525888

>>24525851
Do not look down upon the power of the hair, bald one.
>inthevoiceofmartellus/steveblum.jpg

>> No.24525895

>>24525820
and charon will be the only one not in a dread
he is the main villian
back to end his mortal foes
the metal boxes

>> No.24525900

>>24525879

>Sentinel comes with 2 giant balls of steel between the legs

>> No.24525903

>>24525895
*carron

>> No.24525911
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>>24525781
>>24525817
The tech marine still gets a dred, but isn't a dred

>> No.24525912

>>24524682
>look at calendar
>it's 1987
>realize for the first time in 20 years kitchen now time travels

>> No.24525914

>>24525777
you forgot avitus dread
>mounts dual plasmacannons, or dual twin-linked las
>fuck it, give him rocketpods on his shoulders
>its what i did in DOW, erryone terminator all day erryday
>more fun than cyrus cheese

>> No.24525930

>>24525911
so a dreadknight/dreadnought combo?
>no frontal plating
nigger, why?

>> No.24525933

>>24525914

Isn't he pretty much dead and his soul eaten by Chaos?

>> No.24525938

>>24525914
>>24525930
oh shit, forgot to take of trips.

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>>24525879
IT IS THE BAAAAAAAAAAANEBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE(S)

>> No.24525949

>>24525933
only if you played canonically
> Thaddeus was the hair-itic all along

>> No.24525975
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>>24525914
Thaddeus dread
Always Deep striking, all the time!

>> No.24526006

>>24525975

Deep striking dread with hariesy and chainblade arms.

>> No.24526009

>>24525975
>wields a modified heavy stormbolter on one hand
>has a giant fucking chainsword on the other
>we ork naow.

>> No.24526015

>>24525777
Is there any Dreadnought only chapter in 40k?

>> No.24526019

>>24526009
>implying that the blood ravens aren't looting orks

>> No.24526027

>>24525975
>Strike from the sky brothers.
Or in his jumping dread form
>Drop a 100 tons hunk of metal from the sky brothers

>> No.24526029

>>24525820

For his failure Abaddon had Eliphas and Neroth souls put into the same Hellbrute.
Now they will quarrel for all eternity.

>> No.24526038

>>24526015

No, but there needs to be one.
The Eternal Brotherhood:
Chapter that consists only out of Dread and Techmarines

>> No.24526043

>>24526015
no, but they could be like the bluhd rehvens.
only instead of stealing relics, they steal neophytes

>> No.24526070

>>24526019

I'm pretty sure the Blood Raven Primarch was in reality and Ork and not Magnus.
This is alos what Thule found out on Kronus and he then proceeded to destroy all traces of it.

>> No.24526111

>>24526019
>Aren't orks lootas
Fixed

>> No.24526134

>>24526038
This shall be the best /tg/ chapter
I think we should archive this thread, Shall we call it "the great dread derail"?

>> No.24526165
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>>24526070

That is so heretical Brother.

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>>24526134
Go ahead.

>> No.24526205

>>24526038
Dreadnoughts and dreadknights, you mean?

>> No.24526237

>>24526205

Dreadnoughts and Techmarines riding Dreadknights.

>> No.24526265

>>24526237
Codex when?

>> No.24526272

>>24526265
Codex: Matt ward

>> No.24526281

>>24524787
>>24524755

I really want to make some squats but I don't like the newest Dwarf warrior stuff, and I don't want to pay for an entire fucking tactical squad I won't even use. I'd just like to convert up one squad of Squats and just bask in their glory.

>> No.24526308

>>24524826

>the primarch of th blood ravens is beloved Magnus, who will one day return to holy terra and take his rightful place as emperor.

>he only wanted to protect the imperium

>> No.24526310

>>24526281

Stay calm, if you pray hard enough then GW will release Squat minis and Codex written by the one and only.

>> No.24526317

>>24526308

>Implying the Primarch of the Bluhd Ravuns isn't an Ork Warboss

>> No.24526328

>>24526310

By then it'll be $50 for five plastic core troops. I don't want him to write anything... The only thing I'd like to see Ward write is his suicide note, but then it'd be embellished and retcon so much shit.

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>>24526070
>'ere Gork, look wot I jus' did
>WOT'S YOUSE MUCKIN' ABOUT AT NOW?
>well you know that humie empra? The one 'dat mucked about wif 'is Primarks and 'startes?
>Yer...
>Well, I've done some muckin' about meself! I've made me own Space Marine Legion!
>Dat is da stupidest 'fing I've ever heard,
>Nah, Gork, I'se made 'em Humies! Just more Orky They's gonna be our very own loota boys
>Let me look at 'dat... YOU STUPID GIT, THEY'S LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR!!!
>Course, Gork, it's funnier that way
>dis is just ridiculous

MEANWHILE ON THE GOLDEN THRONE
>hmm, ork based marines, eh?
>time to plant some evidence, fucking with Magnus' head is always funny

>> No.24526349

>>24526330
I swear, everyone hate Magnus. Even big E and horus hate him. Even tzeentch hate him!

>> No.24526356

>>24524813
>>24525272
I just realized I gave you all the eyequirk version. If anyone wants it, this version has the fixed eye.

>> No.24526358
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>>24526330

Nice

>> No.24526361

>>24526349

Just as planned.

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>>24526356
>implying I forget pictures

>> No.24526369

>>24526349

That's simply not true. Russ really liked Magnus.

>> No.24526375

>>24526349

Hating Magnus means supporting the wolves, careful what you say

>> No.24526376
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>>24525007
believe in the heart of the cards

>> No.24526385

>>24526369
He liked him to death.
So, he was gay for him, but then Magnus said that he don't like furries (and that he isn't gay) and then shit happend

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>>24525975
>>24525975
Dreadthule dread.
The empror protects

>> No.24526423

>>24526375
>>24526385

We all know Magnus is the true closet loyalist who's been creating a anti-Chaos Gods weapon for the last 10.000.
The weapon of course is powered by the blood and agony of Space Wolves.

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>>24526376

In the name of chaos, I challenge you to a DUEL!

>> No.24526440
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24526440

Why did the emperor engineer horus to have very strong male pattern baldness?

>> No.24526445
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JAYPEG MARINES!
COMPRESS THE ENEMIES OF MAN IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR!

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>>24526431
>the slaanesh seeds are shaped like tiny dicks

>> No.24526472

>>24526423
>not powered by their wolf wolf wolf
Do you even yiff?

>> No.24526473

>>24526440

In order to even out Fulgrim's hair.

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>>24526440
BAWLD IS THE WAY OF THE EMPRAH, FEWLISH TREERTOR!!

ARE YOU FOLLOWING THE PATH OF HAIRESY?!?!?!

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>>24526480

So hairetical.

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>>24526431
Very well I play 1 card face down and end my turn.
Your move Abbadon!

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>>24526516
I play Giant Rat in attack mode and place 3 cards face down.

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>>24526552
A summon the first turn eh?
Well it seems you have just...

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>>24526560
ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!

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>>24526568
DAMN YOU PHARAOH!
SOON I SHALL SEND YOU TO MEET HORUS IN THE SHADOW REALM!

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>>24526594
No Abbadon.
It is you who will be spending eternity in torment today.
and by the looks of your thighs you could use the workout.

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Taking all bets as to where the thread gets derailed to next

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>>24526594
>>24526568
I have been despaired

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>>24526613
And he died somehow.
the end

>> No.24526644

>>24526632
Christ, I haven't seen Teen Girl Squad for years.

>> No.24526663

>>24526134
What a dreadful name

>> No.24526692

>>24526663
Your ill-conceived attempt at humour has come to nought.

>> No.24526721

>>24526632
back to the all-dread chapter:
The Eternal Brotherhood, was created when the tyranid hive fleet [****] attacked the forge world of the chapter [unknown]. the hive fleet was defeated, but the damage was great-all the factories for power armor were destroyed, and with them, the future of the chapter. but admech, who saw it fitting that a chapter that give their lives to help them will be rewarded, decided to use their gene-seed to make The Eternal Brotherhood, the dreaded chapter.
>continued...

>> No.24526793

>>24526516
I'm playing my eternal brotherhood list today. I deploy
>my HQ, Jonah Orion, the jetpack librarian dreadnought, and his furioso librarian bodyguard
>my other HQ, Davian Thule with a mixed autocannon/multimelta using venerable bodyguard.
>My Elites:
>Ironclad Hellfire-pattern dreadnought
>Ironclad versatile assaulz dreadnought, in a droppod
>My troops:
>10man Squats in Marauder suits armed with nade launchers and bolt pistols
>1x Contemptor squadron (3 dreads)
>Heavy Support:
>2x Techknights.

Your cards are worthless against the armored fist of the imperium!

>> No.24526813

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25349796/Pictures/beakiecoffee.rar<wbr>

>> No.24526835

>>24526721
there are no marines in the chapter-only dreads. the job of techmarines is done by techpriests, and all other types of marines-librarian, scouts, assault... has become a type of a dreadnought-assault dread, psy dread, scout dread... admech have done many changes, like making a dread-sized jumppacks or putting a librarian hoods inside the dreads to make this work, and because of that the creation of this chapter was (and still is) debated inside admech.
the chapter recruit from the guard, mostly mans with cybernetics, and their base is on the forge world.
what shall be the name of their Chapter Master, /tg/?
pans allowed

>> No.24526899
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>>24526835
Wrong. The chapter recruits mostly from the skitaari regiments of the forge worlds.
Geneseed derived from the iron hands.
And dreadnoughts.. HOLY SHIT! Is that necron rogue trader?

>> No.24526945

>>24526899
>skitaari
Skitarii.
and aren't they just the IG of forge worlds?

>> No.24527042

>>24526945
>aren't they just the IG of forge wo
they kinda are...

But how about space crusade dreads being used for scouting dreads?

>> No.24527078

>>24526945
If IG were robots with human brains and Hellgun arms, sure.

>> No.24527081
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24527081

>>24526038
>No, but there needs to be one.
>The Eternal Brotherhood:
>Chapter that consists only out of Dread and Techmarines

Techmarines are meh. Gimme squat techies!

>> No.24527105

>>24527078
Those are the praetorians.

>> No.24527129

Start honking rapidly.

>> No.24527176

>>24526835
the current chapter master, Mallear Victus (thank you, random name generator), who is also the first chapter master, is one of the dreads of the old chapter, and a "tactical" dread. he was the one that slaw the hivelord that was leading the hive fleet. his favorite weapon is his plasma cannon, and he alone remember the stories of the old chapter.
The chapter, unlike most of the other chapters, don’t see the dread as “serving though death”, but being reborn for the emperor in a new metal body, by his will.

>> No.24527191

>>24526945
I think they're equivalent to Storm Troopers, due to fanatiscism, training, gear and a fuckton of augmentations.

one, in the fluff, managed to rip a genestealers head off because he was tripping so much balls.
Granted, he got fucked up while doing so

>> No.24527205
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24527205

>>24527081
Go away, squatfag

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>>24527176
>Plasma cannon
>old dread
>not dying from Gets Hot!

>> No.24527240

>>24527210
Many dreads use plasma cannon, and some of them are very old. Nothing new here.
And beside, The Eternal Brotherhood is a new chapter

>> No.24527245

>>24525099
anyone know the source?

google has failed me

>> No.24527253

>>24527245
The great soulfex derail

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24527255

>>24527205
You mean these guys?

>> No.24527270

>>24527078
Those are basically Pariahs.

>> No.24527280

>>24527210
Plot armor. What did you expect?

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>>24527205
By the cute little biovores with sickle mags?

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24527297

>>24527270
NO SUCH THING EXISTS

RETURN TO YOUR HOME, THE INQUISITION WILL BE ARRIVING SHORTLY FOR YOUR RE EDUCATION

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24527338

>>24527280
Something less intensively plot-armored than... that guy.

>> No.24527387

>>24527338
>implying that using plasma for a long time is just as bad as remaining pure in the warp
ward pls go

>> No.24527427

>>24527297
>posts with a pedofinder general image
Finally someone with good taste.
>ruins it by misspelling "your" as "your re"
ur a faget, and you WILL burn at the stake.

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>>24527427
do you even reading comprehension?
>re education
sure, a hyphen would have helped, but it's not exactly opaque

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>>24527387
>>24527297
>>24527270
Problem?

>> No.24527500
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24527500

Somewhat more related.

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24527508

>>24527475
Even google know your power, my liege

>> No.24527522

>>24526835
>>24527176
>>24526835
What the fuck is this shit?

Also
>Scout dreads

"My dreadnoughts are to subtle for you!"

>> No.24527532
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24527532

>>24527508
NOWHERE IS SAFE.

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>>24527205
I don't think so

>> No.24527543

>>24527508
>immediately search for "Spiritual Liege" on Google's intercogitator search interface with chainsword handy
>revving intensifies

>> No.24527554

>>24527522
do you really think this was supposed to be a serious chapter?
its a all-dread chapter damn you! it doesn't supposed to be serious!

>> No.24527561

>>24527554
>>24527522
just wait 'til you hear about the all titan chapter I was brewing up!

>> No.24527573

>>24527554
...anything within 40k is?

And I've seen some shit man. And some things.

>A chapter with the homeworld Equestrius V

>> No.24527574

>>24527561
>titan chapter
YES

>> No.24527588

>>24527561
You are awesome, despite your best efforts.

>> No.24527592

>>24527574
not to give anything away, but the chapter serfs are all baneblades.

>> No.24527634

>>24527592
super-light tank ahoy!

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>>24527573
>Equestria V
part of me is curious, part of me is horrified what my curiousity might bring

>> No.24527680

>>24527667
groxes

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24527694

>>24527573
>Equestrius V
part of me is curious, part of me is horrified as to what my curiousity may bring

>> No.24527755

>>24527543
Problem?

>> No.24527783

>>24527573
I don't want to know what that implies

>> No.24527815

>>24527573
>Chapter: Excommunicate Traitoris
>Homeworld: Destroyed.
>Formerly: Beastmen population exceeding tolerable limits. Subjected to exterminatus.

Praise the emperor.

>> No.24527848

>>24527561
what's next, an all-tanks IG regiment?
oh wait...

>> No.24527856
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24527856

>>24527815
I think the old favourite needs an update

>> No.24527872

>>24527694
>>24527783
>>24527815
I also got to watch them get tabled by the faithful armies of the Imperial guard. And then Chaos. And then the Eldar. Nobody wants them

>> No.24527919

>>24527815
squad broken! squad broken!

>> No.24528014

>>24527561
well,there are scout titans...

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24528089

>>24527919
You mean "Squat Broken, right?"
Now... I'm not sure if they're broken at all to begin with. In fact, I think their bodies are ready.

>> No.24528102

>>24528014
Chapter Master Ursakar creed

>> No.24528163

>>24528089
see
>>24527205

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>>24528102
a titan chapter? that's take some sort of tactical genius....
CREEEED!!

>> No.24528242

>>24525774
Tarkus: The man who can probably laugh off Kenshiro's girly scream accompanied fist flurry.

>>24526038
The eternal brotherhood? More like the Dreadnought Alliance: Dreadnoughts of the various chapters band together to form elite strike teams to deal with the most terrible and fearsome enemies known (or even unknown) to mankind, while trading stories and rumors...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsYHj1c29f0
OH F*! ELIPHAS IS AT IT AGAIN! GATHER THE DREADNOUGHTS! THE IRONCLAD CRUSADE BEGINS AT THE EARNEST

>> No.24528280

>>24528242
I'm convinced that the DoW2 Squads are all pskyers, with all their game breaking abilities being psychic based.

>> No.24528290

>>24527176

>that slaw

Is he a delicious blend of cabbage, carrots, and other vegetables?

>> No.24528312

>>24524826
Not a Blood Raven... Check the breastplate.

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24528326

>>24528312
I think we all know what the implication is.

>> No.24528357

>>24528290
yes. the tyranid couldn't resist

>> No.24528660

The first ironclad crusade began when Eliphas, in a feat of ingenuity and resourcefulness, kidnapped a pair of battle sisters and defaced their monastery with the rest's blood and icons of chaos. He then broadcasted their screams on all frequencies, as noise marines tuned their blastmasters on the captives' delicate ears.

But in that act, he invoked the ire of the women's secret admirer, the mysterious Tankred. For the sisters were twins, and a dreadnought needed not only oil, but spiritual counseling as well to be in prime condition to smite the enemies of the Emperor.

Tankred was of course no match for the chaos lord and the black legion warships, but zeal and love burned in his ancient heart with great flames, and he couldn't ignore the pleas for help.

By luck, or by the will of the Emperor, he had met Davian Thule as the blood ravens pursued the black legion quarry across the void, and while he was at first disturbed at the longing looks the freshly initiated ravens gave him, the venerable brother's presence smoothed things out by a great deal, and at the end of day, an agreement was made.

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24528738

>>24528660
TWINS!

>> No.24529068

>>24528738
Tankred endures

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>>24529068
With a little help from an OLD friend
>Luther ishigns
I seriously hope Luther didn't do it either, captcha

>> No.24529234

>>24528660
When the time of attack came, the two dreadnought boarding pods breached Eliphas' hangar in the same moment. And it was for the best, for in the belly of the ship, slumbered a helldrake. It swatted away space marines, it's autocannons shredded power armor with contemptuous ease, and even the Terminator armored elites, and the best of the black templar crusaders had been forced on the back of their feet, barely able to fend off the demonic machine's burning fury. If any of the dreadnoughts arrived alone, they would be at the mercy of the beast.

But as it is, whenever the dragon pounced on Tankred, Thule's multimelta would gorge deep into it's metallic hide, and whenever it turned it's angry gaze upon the blood raven, Tankred's power fist would remind it of the mistake of ignoring one's opponent. Yet while they were winning, the ship was preparing to flee into the warp.

And so, while the dreadnoughts jousted with the dragon, the space marines overrode the controls of the hangar's defense guns, and so was the dragon destroyed by chaos's own weaponry.

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24531358

ITT: WH40k general.

>> No.24531388
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24531388

ITT: WH40k general

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