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Justify this image in the context of a Rogue Trader campaign.

>> No.24454298

Fabius Bile did it

>> No.24454353

Vile heretical propaganda

>> No.24454375

A proud guardswoman from an abhuman regiment, atoning for her genetic taint by kicking Tyranid ass.

>> No.24454395

>>24454375
We've already got catgirls, so I guess green-skinned pointy-eared sharp-tusked big-tittied abhuman girls fit in just fine

>> No.24454408

It's a digga.
she painted herself green, threw some tusks in her mouth, and sliced her ears pointy.

there, you have your canon-approved explanation.

>> No.24454416

Tellyporta mishap.

>> No.24454418

>>24454408
What self respecting Digga has an Aquila on their gun?
She's muckin' about.

>> No.24454436

>>24454418
Its a stub-revolver she looted, she doesn't understand the significance of the Aquila

>> No.24454441

Anything that is living and not currently shooting at you is a potential new market. Anything shooting at you is just volatile market often with a high risk/reward ratio.

>> No.24454446

>>24454408
GorkaMorka was an awesome game

>> No.24454448

>>24454288
Some psyker is messing with me.
I'm not sure if s/he's trying to annoy me or arouse me.

Either that, or some mad techpriest or inquisitor is hatching schemes, and that probably won't be the only thing hatching soon.

>> No.24454458

She's a feral-world arch militant who has had some cosmetic surgery since joining the crew.

>> No.24454479

She-Hulk, 40k style.

>> No.24454491

>>24454479
So she's usually some mousy little priest or servant of the Rogue Trader, but when shit gets real she hulks out and takes names? Then after the battle fucks the Rogue Trader before returning to her human form?

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>>24454458
please don't use that term, it reminds me that the Mötley Crüe are going to split up after their next album...

Oh well at least I got to see them once in a concert.

Believe it or not but they're louder and more powerful-sounding than many Death Metal bands.

>> No.24454504
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>>24454491

>> No.24454511

>>24454288
Life support on the ship fails, you die. No one's getting THAT heretical, not on my watch.

>> No.24454514

>>24454288
Xenos milk is best milk.

>> No.24454516

>>24454491
Seneschal cross-classed into.... kommando?

>> No.24454595

>>24454288
Her nipple's showing.

>> No.24454621
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24454621

>>24454288
Bit of a runt. Needs more meat on her bones.

>> No.24454624

>>24454595
oh noez better call the mods!

>> No.24454633

>>24454595
Fookin American's, the female nipple is nothing to be afraid of.

>> No.24454635
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24454635

SHE AIN'T PROPA AND ORKY-LOIKE

>> No.24454650

>>24454633
Nippl-e. With an hyphen

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>>24454446

>> No.24454705
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24454705

GONNA STOMP YA GOOD, HUMIE BOY

>> No.24454717

>>24454705
Please, we need rest! The spirit is willing but the body is spongy and bruised!

>> No.24454745

This is why you don't just eat any random mushrooms you find, Dave.

>> No.24454771

>>24454705
I
I want to fuck them.
Why do I want to fuck them?

>> No.24454775
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24454775

>>24454717
Sadly that's the propa orky girl image I got. I can post more female orcs if you like.

Admitly, this ork does have a real lady-like face

>> No.24454797

The answer is so obvious.
The Warp did it.

>> No.24454835

>>24454775
Ork ladies please

>> No.24454839

>>24454771
Because you crave adventure as any proper Rogue Trader would.

>> No.24454859
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24454859

>>24454771

>> No.24454876

>>24454418
Why would a Digga care about some daft humie junk on her gun, as long as its shooty.

>> No.24454883
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>>24454859

>> No.24454898

>>24454883
Bah, that's even less orky than OP's pic!

>> No.24454899
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24454899

>>24454883

>> No.24454911
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24454911

>>24454898
Well then how about this?

>> No.24454920

>>24454911
Better.

>> No.24454940

>muckin around posing for photos

It's like the orks really are 'umies

>> No.24454956
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>> No.24455003
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>>24454859
>>24454883
>>24454956
Aaaaaaaand I have another new fetish. Thanks, /tg/.

>> No.24455028

>>24455003
How is it that you weren't already into ork chicks? I mean, it's basically the ultimate mashup of amazon babe and Orion slave girl.

>> No.24455043

>>24455028
I have no idea.

>> No.24455055

A perverted heretic drew it to fap to and now requires to be purged.

>> No.24455056
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>>24455003
>No having it before

What are you? Some sort of git?

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>>24455028
And elf ears.

>> No.24455078

>>24455056
Well.
I don't really have words for any of these images, but please continue.

>> No.24455181
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>>24454288
She's a self hating ork who loves the imperium and the emperor of man.

If you want good ork ladies go to the elder scrolls thread in /vg/

>> No.24455218 [SPOILER] 
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24455218

ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS


captcha- heart hnnngtre

You and me both, captcha.

>> No.24455220

>>24455181
Or, you know... she's a Blood Axe Ork.

>> No.24455226
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>> No.24455243

>>24455220
Mercenary ork chick? HNGH!

>> No.24455260
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>>24455181
Actually thinking about it, how would the imperium react to an ork who loves the imperium?

Does she have a human supremacy fetish, sort of like a black girl who loves being a slave to a white man, except in the future?

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24455396

Best orc right here

>> No.24455418
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>>24455396
Step aside impostor...

>> No.24455437

>>24455418
impostork*

>> No.24455443
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24455443

>>24455418
You're already dead

>> No.24455453

Magos Biologis dicking around with ork spores and guardswomen.

>> No.24455462

>>24454288
can´t because orks don´t have female features as tits

>> No.24455472

>>24455462
>not even trying

You'z muckin' about.

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>>24455443
Bring it on stink-breath.

>> No.24455557

Looks like an abhuman to me, possibly an ogryn, mutated to have green skin.

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>>24455472
He's is technically correct. Ork females were retconned out and now Orks propagate via spores.

Thinking about it that means orks are just sentient Fungi.

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>>24455462
Wanna bet?

>> No.24455590

Non-human native of some backwater planet posing for male-oriented magazine.

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>>24455462
Says who, GW? NNNNOPE.

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>>24454288
GM is using Dark Heresy stuff to flesh things out. There's surgery for splicing your DNA with xenos in Radical's Handbooks and there can be unexpected side effects dependent on how you fuck up.

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>>24455226
Whelp my fav was posted, so I guess I'l follow up with this tasty greenie.
I hope she rapes me

>> No.24455623

>>24455616
Yes, she will.

'She', being the hulking one behind the one in front.

>> No.24455627

>>24455616
>hope she
Out of pure curiosity: how do you imagine this? You may go into the details.

>> No.24455670

>>24455598
orks are shrooms why would they have breasts

>> No.24455688

All this ork talk reminded me of the thread of some smug sperglord a week ago who approved an ork bard PC in D&D, only to then have it be lynxched by peasants ten minutes into the first session. Then he made a thread about what a clever GM he is.

>> No.24455703

>>24455670
And yet, GW made a model for it.

Titsquigs.

>> No.24455707

>>24455670
Why not? Just because you're a fungi doesn't exclude having fun 'n shit.

>> No.24455764

>>24455670
I always liked the idea of a bunch of orks that got whupped by sisters of battle, so they decided that they should start acting like the dead killy burny sistas.

Resulting in orks in drag

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>>24455627
Careful what you ask for:
She grabs me by the hair, holding my face close to her cleavage before kneeing me in the gut and pushing me down to the ground. She puts the shot gun to my forehead and commands me to strip. Conscious of the double barrelled saw'd off, I do and quickly. Then she puts her leather boot on my chest and digs her heel into my solar plexus, "Spank it, pink skin. If I don't see a hardon in 30 seconds you're getting both barrels!" My vision is filled with the shot gun, her firm green thigh, and her flaring red eyes. Once she sees my erection she takes out a leather cord and ties it tight around my base, giving it a hard yank before tying it off for good measure...

Enough?

>> No.24455819

>>24455789
No, by all means, go on.

I'm interested in the part when you're flat and she still wants to go on. You know, because it's obvious that simple (no offense) human can match up with Orc's stamina.

>> No.24455831

>>24455575
>>24455670

So the fluff states that orcs reproduce by spores... That does not necessarily mean they are a fungus. Ferns reproduce by spores as well.

So the question is, do ferns demonstrate the hermaphroditic sexual traits of flowering plants, or are they gender neutral clone machines like fungi as well?

>> No.24455846

>>24455670
When Orkz are ready to sporulate, growths on their body swell up and eventually release the spores that will grow squigs and new orkz. On 50% of Orkz those growths are on the chest.

On the other half they're between the legs.

>> No.24455894

Just throwing it out there that canonically orks have "dangly parts" and "'urty bits" between their legs - so if they can be fungus and have male primary sexual characteristics, why can't they be fungus and have female primary sexual characteristics?

>> No.24455920

A horny, complete, ork.
The first of her kind.

>> No.24455948

>>24455894

The ork penis is primarily a means of expelling waste.

>> No.24455971

>>24455894
>canonically orks have "dangly parts" and "'urty bits" between their legs

Source.

>> No.24455981

>>24455948
It can also be used to rape 'umies. And since works are fungus their ejaculate is undoubtedly full of spores.

OP's pic is basically just a human rape victim with a severe fungal infection.

>> No.24455990

Simple. A Magos Biologi owes a biiiiiig favor to a Rogue Trader with a Xeno fetish.

>> No.24456001

Chaos mutated Ork offshoot, on a world with high Slaaneshi influence.

She wants to mongle your cock right off.

>> No.24456006
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>>24455609
This is NOT okay

>> No.24456013
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>>24455472
>>24455580
>>24455598
>>24455703
>>24455707
>>24455764
>>24455846
ok ok i give in... you can have your busty orcs

>> No.24456073

>>24455260
orks already love the imperium, it's just that ork love mostly revolves around foightin'.

orks may consider the humans squishy and weird, but they appreciate how many of them there are to fight and their many varieties of fancy hats and kit. Plus they're good at building fortresses for the orks to play in once they kill everyone.

>> No.24456087

>>24455670
Because that's a fantasy orc, which, I believe, weren't shrooms until 7e. Or that's how I remember it.

>> No.24456099

>>24456087
>Or that's how I remember it.
It musta have been helluva party bro...

>> No.24456115
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>>24455670
They shouldn't have testicles either, but, you know, GW.

>> No.24456141

>>24456099
I didn't start until late 6e and from what I heard from long time orc players about 7e, orcs weren't spores in earlier editions and the whole coming as spores on the Old Ones' starships was 7e fluff.

One dude even has some 3rd party lady orcs and goblins in his army.

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>>24454395
Where do Catgirls come into 40k?

This confuses me greatly...

>> No.24456161

>>24456115
I guess they could be referring to their spore sacks, would kinda make sense.

>> No.24456171

>>24456141
Well, back in old days everything was more... sane. Predictable. Explainable.

I miss those days.

>> No.24456184

>>24456153
There was a mention in the 6th ed rules of an ab-human race called felinids, people have assumed that they are all catgirls.

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>>24456153
Fanwank. All we know is that thare's an abhuman species named felinids, which are found on one planet.

Personally, I had catgirls as medics in my IG since 4e, so doesn't change my world one bit. Apart from acting as a passive autism detector, when some dudes see them and start sperging like a motherfucker how I'm all that's wrong with the world and listing all the reasons they shouldn't be.

Now, if we could have that porcupine girl mutant from the Eisenhorn books...

>> No.24456232

>>24456153
They're in the back of the 40K 6e rulebook in an appendix. Felids.

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>>24456200
The planet is called Carlos McConnell...

I'm wondering which GW Writefag managed to slip his grubby little fetish into the core rulebook...

Personally, I'm still playing 5th Ed.

>> No.24456301

>>24456200
>Now, if we could have that porcupine girl mutant from the Eisenhorn books...
You can. It's a big galaxy.

>> No.24456331

>>24456301
Well, I meant more modelwise.

>> No.24456383

>>24456331
Make a human girl model in some 3d software, add spikes, find some print-3d-on-demand service near you, problem solved.

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24456399

are we posting more orks or what?

>> No.24456420
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I HERD SUM1 SAY ORKGIRLS

>> No.24456423
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>>24456399
No, this is now spider... aw hell...

>> No.24456427
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>>24456420
WAAAGH

>> No.24456444

>>24454288
its not an Ork, just a green alien. Done.

It doesnt have the stature of an ork, it has features no ork has (hair, boobs), it doesnt seem to be behavin like an Ork, it doesnt seem to be an Ork.

>> No.24456454
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>>24456427
Oi! Waaaaahg I'll say!

>> No.24456466
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>>24456427
loli animu orks are best orks

>> No.24456481
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>>24456466
But can they fight? Or only bend over?

>> No.24456483
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24456483

Asian Shadowrun reporting in.

>> No.24456497

>>24456383
So, just need to find a 3d modelling software, learn to use it, figure out how to make 3d models, and find a 3d printer... Yeah, how about I'll just figure how to GS some spikes on a model instead?

>> No.24456504
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24456504

Orks vill be orks!

>> No.24456511
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>>24456481
There are orks that only fight, there are orks that only bend over, and there are orks that do both. I'm only interested in the latter two.

>> No.24456516

>>24456497
If you already know the answer, don't complain.

>> No.24456532
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>>24456511
Talk to talk.
Do you walk the walk?

>> No.24456566

>>24455443
critical hit backstab?

>> No.24456648

>>24456516
When did I complain?

>> No.24456734

>>24456258
Of all the fetishes in 40k, it was catgirls that made you turn away from a new edition?

>> No.24456742
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>>24456532
Are we flirting?

>> No.24456778
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>>24456742
Kekekekekeke, flirting is for those skinny assess that dress like girls. We, orks conquer!

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>>24454288

it's just like the thing with orks and red paint...some fire-loving orkz encountered a few sisters of battle, were inspired (and roasted) by their flamers and concluded (lacking the understanding of the concept of different sexes) that this must be how to get some propa burnaz...Lo and behold: slender orkz with two brand-new promethium bags!

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>>24456861
Do they still have their dangly parts?

>> No.24456983

>>24456914
No.

No, they do not.

>> No.24456985

>>24456914
surely the ones who didn't believe hard enoudh

>> No.24457004

>>24456914
I'm interested what would happen to her solar plexus when she would try to you know, tie a shoelace.

>> No.24457015

>>24456985
OI! YEAH, YOU WIF DA DANGLY PARTS! WHAT'RE YOU DOIN', MUCKIN' ABOUT LIKE DAT!? YOU KNOW DAT ALL DA GURLZ GOTTA HAVE LIPPY BITZ!

>> No.24457028

>>24455981
I... you... what?

>> No.24457032
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>>24457004
It's form fitting metal. It stretches and bends just like latex catsuit.

>> No.24457053
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>>24457015
>Lippy bitz

Thank you for giving me a new phrase for vagina.

>> No.24457056

>>24455181
>>24455260
>>24455575
>>24456466
>>24456511
>>24456742
>>24456914
>>24457032
Is there like a gallery or a mod or something for this?

>> No.24457068

>>24457032
If it bends like latex under the pressure of body muscles, then it surely offers NO protection against blunt weapons. Mace, hammer, simple club...

>> No.24457076

>>24457056
-> Skyrim Nexus
Probably muscle bodies + some armor...

>> No.24457090

>>24457032
>metal
>stretches and bends just like latex

METAL DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

>> No.24457121

>>24457090
Soft metals?

>> No.24457123

>>24457056
Go to /vg/, check the elder scrolls general thread, there should be a link in the op to wiki containing her and a whole bunch of other characters as companions. There should also be a booru containing her as well.

>>24457068
>>24457090

It's magic. Plus it ain't for protection, it's for attracting a mate.

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>>24457090
>>24457068

>> No.24457175

>>24457121
Soft metal, as its name suggests isn't exactly plausible material for protection against blows and alike.

>>24457123
>>24457139
Could you point out, kind sirs what kind of spell in Skyrim was used?

>> No.24457194

>>24457123
My penis thanks you.

>> No.24457207

>>24457175
Yeah its "Dispel autism". Alteration I believe.

>> No.24457220

>>24457175
Where does it say it's mean for protection?

>> No.24457236

>>24457207
Are you sure it wasn't "not having a clue, therefore magic"?

>>24457220
Where does it say it isn't?

>> No.24457237

>>24457175
It's an illusion spell, unpronounceable in imperial tongue as it was made by the Daedra. Pretty popular among the females in Tamriel.

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>>24457236
>Where does it say it isn't?

Right here:

>>24457123
> Plus it ain't for protection, it's for attracting a mate.

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>want to Middle-earth campaign
>can't decide on policy for female Orcs
>look up Middle-earth Roleplaying Game lore
>female Orcs kept in breeding pits
>twice as fertile as human females
>quadruplets common
>females have no love for children
>only breastfeed to stop pain of milk production

wadda fug

>> No.24457432

>>24457403
Female orcs just love getting raped bro

>> No.24457462

>>24457432
Do they also love raping puny, pale humies?

pls

>> No.24457591

>>24457462
It's essentially a rape hierarchy with orks, with the ones being raped being at the bottom of the totem pole. The women will enjoy raping the puny, pale humies, but then again so too will the ork men.

The only way for you to have a loving relationship with an ork is to rape her and claim her for yourself.

>> No.24457736

>>24457591

>Not being able to defend yourself from male orks, but letting your guard down when she shows up to the waagh.
>Not watching your plan backfire as she whips out her dangly bits.
>Not trying as hard as you can to develop a fetish for ork traps.
>Not having one already.
>Wait, what was I talking about?

>> No.24457909

>>24457403
Mordor is now full of trailer pits populated by bow legged golf tangos whose sole qualifications for motherhood is a whomb which happened to catch the sperm from a passing slave driver.

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>>24457736
Apparently your love of futa orks. Futorks if you will.

>>24457909
So Mordor is the Florida of middle earth?

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>>24457261
More sexy Orky lady pictures, plox?

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>>24457909
At least my mom took me to Isengard!

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>>24458207
Why don't you contribute some?

I'm running out of SFW stuff and don't want to post my lewd material

In order to get this thread moving, let's discuss interesting ways to use orks. Orks are almost always the dumb, brutish savage race, and a part of me wonders how can we use them in a more creatively while still being true to the source material?

>> No.24458270

>>24458251
>I don't want to contribute my lewd material.
There's a nipple in the OP, the mods aren't looking or we wouldn't be here. Now get dumping.

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>>24458270
My lewd material is way worse than a nipple.

I'll see what I can get away with

As I was saying earlier, I think the idea of civilizing the orcs wouldn't make sense as their society doesn't take to the whole nation building concept. However I have thought of using them like a RPG version of the Mongol Empire: a group of disparate tribes uniting together to conquer a huge chunk of land, only to allow it to collapse due to a lack of administrative work.

>> No.24458372

>>24458347
Yes, that is how orks work. I'm more interested in green muscletits, though.

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>>24458207
I posted this gif, but I did so more out of comical value.
The ones after it are /not/ me...

>> No.24458459

>>24458347
I always liked the idea of using orcs as roving bands of nomads, living in numerous inhospitable regions (from deserts to Siberia-like conditions). And having a few large city-states that act like corner-stones for that region. Pretty much like how the Dothraki are in GoT, just more of them, more regions they inhabit, and less concerned with horses. More focused on strength and power as attractive features for both genders, too. I think it'd be interesting to have a race that looks at elves as pathetic weaklings not worth admiring.

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>>24458372
If you want muscle tits you'll have to tell me the canonical importance of muscle tits in Ork culture.

>> No.24458505

>>24458461
Breast-feeding orc babies. Also, attracting a mate.
Happy now?

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>>24458459
Do you think they'd respect the Dwarves for their work ethic or would they look down on them for their love of technology? Or do they trade with the Dwarves for their tech?

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