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24396716 No.24396716 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

pick one

ONE

Got it?

Sure?

You must now try to seduce her. How do you do that?

>> No.24396742

Show it the D.

>> No.24396757

Find her Greater G-Spot.

>> No.24396813

>>24396742
>>24396757
critical failure, a self-respecting blueberry would find you 2lewd4her

>> No.24396822

>>24396716
Lasgun to the face.

>> No.24396828
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24396828

Air caste. I stick a flashlight to her head and ask if she loves Emperor. After a few hours of thoroughly inspecting her xenos taint and adjacent heretical structures, I bundle herup and dump her with the Ordo.

>> No.24396857

>>24396822
>>24396828
How rude!

>> No.24396861

>>24396716
Get her talking about herself and the Tau. She will feel at ease speaking about how great they are and then I'll put something in her drink.

>> No.24396874

>>24396828

Yeah I bet you'll be inspecting her xenos taint alright

>> No.24396879

>>24396874
I THINK HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HER ASS

THAT'S MY GUESS

>> No.24396899

>>24396879
I don't think an air caste really has much of an ass to speak of, earth or fire caste are where it's at

>> No.24396910
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24396910

Earth Cast please, I'll show her my Lego, bitches love Lego.

>> No.24396912

They've never had alcohol before so I will politely offer her some "water" from my canteen.

30 seconds later she will be all over me in a drunken haze, telling me how nice it was to give her my water even though she was a xeno.

I would get laid, and somewhere up in the sky the Emperor would look down and give me a thumbs up.

>> No.24396931

>>24396912
>They've never had alcohol before
Fire Caste drink NOT!sake all the time you ignorant tool.

>> No.24396937

>>24396912
Actually they have their own space-sake called Ky'husa.

>> No.24396940
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24396940

>>24396716
Earth caste
She has the most biomass

>> No.24396941

>>24396931
Not all the time. it's reserved for great occasions.

>> No.24396951

>>24396940
I'd harvest her biomass, if you get what I mean

>> No.24396957

>Earth Caste
>Dem Thighs

>> No.24396962

>>24396716

Too big hips, all of them.

>> No.24396970
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>>24396951
No. In the name of the hive mind no.

Unless you are a genestealer...

>> No.24396971

>>24396962
>too big
>hips
Anon confirmed for slave race realism-fetishist

>> No.24396980

>>24396970
>implying I'm a genestealer
quiet, you'll blow my cover

>> No.24397023
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24397023

Just grab a water caste ambassador and ask for a cultural exchange. It gets them so hot and bothered. I'm fairly certain the ethereals program it in during their training.

>> No.24397027

>>24397023
their brainwashing, you mean?

hypnoberry.jpg

>> No.24397050

>>24397027
Well, yes. That's what 'program it in' implied.

>> No.24397073

>>24396716
>water caste
I going join the greater good if you do sex me.

done

>> No.24397089

>>24396941
Its always a great occasion when you are part of the greater good Gue'la

>> No.24397240

>>24397089
Except, y'know, when they are CHOPPING YOUR BALLS OFF.

That's why you grab a blueberry and go.

>> No.24397317

exterminatus

>> No.24397346

>>24396941
They have bars in the Tau Empire where people get drunk, for god's sake!

>> No.24397369

>>24396716
Someone should update this picture and do the Ethereal gal some justice.

>> No.24397375

>>24396910

> Those awful legs

Anon really needs to watch more naked draeneis to see how they should work

>> No.24397383

I'm an Ethereal. I just order them to fuck me senseless all night, then I discard her as Used Good.

>> No.24397409

>>24397369
Really. It should be some toned-as-fuck grey muscleberry, not a corpse.

>> No.24397426

>>24397027
>hypnoberry.jpg
You are the worst poster.

>> No.24397443

>>24397426
it could always be, ya know the... other tau fetish

>> No.24397466

>>24397443
Nope, they both suck.

>> No.24397476
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24397476

fire case
show her my family line full of soldiers.
show her my skill at (certain) arms
imply that being a good soldier is part genes
get blueberry spread

>> No.24397478

>>24397466
i'm not saying they don't. I'm saying i'd rather see this than more technomancer art

>> No.24397492

>>24397478
And I'm saying I would rather see neither, as one is just as shit as the other.

>> No.24397502
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24397502

W-what about me, anon-kun?

>> No.24397510

Air Caste.

I disable her grav suit and render her basically helpless.

Four days later, I pause for a drink.

>> No.24397512

>>24397502
Filthy casteless whore.

>> No.24397517

>>24397510
the idea of an air caste makes me uncomfortable, really brittle bones just strikes me as an accident waiting to happen

>> No.24397525
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24397525

>>24397502
Get fucked.

>> No.24397536

>>24397525
>implying that is anymore shitposting that >tfw no hypnoberry waifu

>> No.24397540

Earth Caste.

I show her my quad rotor, tell her she can tinker with it if I can tinker with her.

>> No.24397548

>>24397536
>implying they aren't both shitposting and thus both bad

You hate hypnoberry, I'll hate xeno, and everything will be fine.

>> No.24397558
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24397558

>>24397502
you can have this

>> No.24397560

>>24397548
Thats what I was saying.

>> No.24397567

>>24397502
YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOOSE! GOOD DAY MADAM!

>> No.24397568
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24397568

Earth Caste.

Give her some “ork tech” to reverse engineer. Pic related.

>> No.24397570
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24397570

>>24397492
Nothing is as shit as Technomancer.

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24397578

I say

Aye gurl holla at dat ass. U want sum fuk?

>> No.24397591

>>24397568
I'm pretty sure that thing would kill anyone not protected by the WAAAGH.

>> No.24397600

>>24397578
go home Descartes you're drunk

>> No.24397601

>>24397570
Hypnoberry faggots are more prevalent than diaperfags, making them worse.

>> No.24397619

>>24397601
when did the 'hypnoberry' thing start because i'd not head it until this thread

>> No.24397640

>>24397619
I believe that anon is referring to the rather contentious theory that ethereals are mind-controlling the tau.

>> No.24397650

>>24397640
I was under the impression that it's strongly implied in the codex

>> No.24397674

>>24397640
And the faggots demanding porn of said mind control.

>> No.24397678

>>24397640
Everyone gets ethereals all wrong.

There is a large degree of control ability with ethereals, but we have ZERO actual idea how it works.

People think of ethereals as high priests of tau, but in reality they're CC beasts, it's how they settle their disputes.

And regardless of whether or not they do mind control their comrades, they are doing what's best for the species, so fuck it.

>> No.24397699

>>24397674
Such porn probably already exists, and no one is demanding it.

Though maybe they should. It is such an excellent fetish.

>> No.24397700

>>24396716
My eyes!!

>> No.24397710

>>24397699
Mind control is as bad as diapers.

>> No.24397727

>>24397710
it's probably best to stop discussing fetishes now, lest we attract more of them

>> No.24397729

>>24397710
Diapers make girls more cute and adorable.

It should be put in law that all girls should wear diapers 24/7!

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24397736

>>24397710
It seems we've entered maximum overtroll. How diverting.

>> No.24397754

>>24397729
Technomancer, please refer to
>>24397570

>> No.24397756

Fire caste. I've been fencing for the past four years, so I suppose I spar with her.

>> No.24397775

>>24397729
>>24397736
>>24397727
>>24397710
well that was a fun thread.
not

>> No.24397782

>>24397756
but close combat is barbaric anon-kun

>> No.24397788

>>24397782
simple then, I put on my robes and ethereal hat

>> No.24397798

>>24397782
I wonder if the tau enjoy archery...

>> No.24397799

>>24397788
you are indeed the spawn of the deceiver

>> No.24397800
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24397800

>>24397782
Oh really?

>> No.24397809

>>24397800
it's different if you're Aun'shi, he's bawler. you aren't

>> No.24397822

>>24397782

Ah, but there's art to swordplay.

I'm pretty sure that in the fluff, the Tau practice with knives, but because of their physiology, they aren't particularly effective in comparison to a Human, Ork or Tyranid.

>> No.24397839

>>24397650
40k doesn't simply 'strongly imply' anything. I don't think they are mentally capable of processing 'implications'.

>> No.24397874

>>24397640

Are you fucking saying that Ethereals DON'T mind control the rest of the Tau, even when it's pretty goddamn clear in every codex?

>> No.24397891

>>24397874
and the etherals are in turn getting controlled by mind worms, it's a big vicious cycle

>> No.24397922

>>24397891
No, they are mindcontrolling the mindworms

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>>24397874
Some taufags severely disagree with that idea. I could care less. I'm a nids man.

>> No.24397974

>>24397948
Who are the Nids running from?!

>> No.24397992

>>24397974
Really big orks.

>> No.24397996

>>24397948
Dat biomass.

>> No.24398004

>>24397974
Nyarlathotep

>> No.24398017

>>24397974
Kirby

>> No.24398036
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24398036

>>24397974
That's easy. They're not.

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24398052

>>24398017
>Kirby is the true BBEG of 40K

>> No.24398089

>>24398036
Nonsense!

They are.

We have evidence that Chaos has destroyed most of the Universe. The Tyranids could be fleeing from a great warp tidal wave!

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>>24398036

>> No.24398147

>>24398089
The warp is a messed-up place. Chaos might have destroyed most of the universe a trillion years after the 40th millenium. Perhaps it destroyed most of the universe and then the universe had another big-bang, leading up to the 40th millenium.

The theory that tyranids are running is something that the Imperium said. And the Imperium says a lot of things about xenos.

>> No.24398151

>>24398036
What are Tyranids? Bug-Lizards. What eats both bugs and lizards? Birds. So it is safe to assume that the Tyranids are running from giant space birds.

>> No.24398166

>>24398151
Ah, but bugs eat birds. Why else do they call it the Goliath Bird-Eating spider?

>> No.24398173

>>24398166
>Spider
>Bug
Don't skip Biology kids.

>> No.24398174

>>24398166
Spiders are not bugs.

>> No.24398180

>>24398166
Which, ironically, doesnt eat birds all that often.

>> No.24398183

>>24398166
itsn't a bug simply a type of insect that drinks blood?

>> No.24398187

>>you will never court a dimwitted curvy Earth caste with a heart of gold

>> No.24398189

>>24398183
Thats a bat.

>> No.24398203

>>24398189
I can think of one type of butt that drinks blood and half a dozen that live off fruit and small insects though

>> No.24398208

>>24398189
>That's a Vampire*
Fixed that for you.

>> No.24398212

>>24398187
>dimwitted
Aren't earth castes the scientists and engineers?

>> No.24398225

>>24398183
>>24398189
Calvin and Hobbes references? In my /tg/?

>> No.24398229

>>24398203
oh god, I meant bat not butt

>> No.24398237

>>24398212
don't ruin it for me bruv don't ruin it for me

>> No.24398245
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24398245

>>24398052
>>24398017

Fun fact: Kirby has a daughter called Hannah who is fit as fuck (my uni friend's housemate went to school with her). She hates the hobby and anyone involved in it with a burning passion because in school everyone used to tease her with the nickname "Warhannah."

>> No.24398248

>>24398203
>Butts eat fruits
Well, that is true in some sense of those words.

>> No.24398264
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24398264

>>24398245
I think you have the wrong Kirby, chief.

>> No.24398266

>>24398212
Some of them. Some of them are also just farmers though. Probably depending on the abilities of those in question.

>> No.24398268

>>24398248
Prostate stimulation with a banana does not count.

>> No.24398274
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24398274

>>24398187
This will never be you, I'm afraid.

>> No.24398278

>>24398266
so what you're saying is cute earth caste farmgirl?

>> No.24398283

>>24398268
I meant that butts often engulf the dicks of gays, i.e. fruits, but that works too.

>> No.24398291 [DELETED] 

>>24398264

wat

Explain how.

>> No.24398292

>>24398245
>Warhannah
That's unusually clever for school kids.

>> No.24398303

>>24398264

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

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24398306

>>24398274
Aundamn gue'vesa keep turning the earth caste into lesbians.

>> No.24398307

>>24398292
it's just how they talk up north, they were actually just saying warhammer

>> No.24398319
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>>24398291
>Kirby has a daughter
Kirby is a pink puffball
>that goes to my uni
Kirby is fictional

Pic once again related.

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24398329

>>24398306
Its your fault for sticking them in such close proximity.

>> No.24398331

I came here looking for dem hips tao porn. I am disapointed.

>> No.24398375 [SPOILER] 
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24398375

>>24398331
You have no one to blame but yourself

>> No.24398398

>>24396716

I choose the on on the left because dem curves. I then explain to her that I'm from another plane and not nearly as familiar with her people as some of these Anons are. I ask her to spend some time teaching me the things I don't know and then the ball gets rolling and if it doesn't lead to sex, it will be entirely my fault.

>> No.24398420

>>24398375
Fuckin hugetau.

>> No.24398443
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>>24398420
Everyone loves Hugetau

>> No.24398457
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>>24398329
It's not fair, damn it. What does she have that I don't?! Vision-augmenting lenses? I have an entire bitching suit! Have you seen my plasma rifle? It's huge!

>> No.24398458

>>24398375
Is that a nose?

DISGUSTING!

>> No.24398478

>>24398457
>What does she have that I don't?
A nose.

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>>24398458
I never noticed that.. To be honest, I wasn't looking at her face.

Have a proper Hugetau

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24398524

>>24398274
>>24398306
>>24398329
>>24398457
>>24398478
That tears it, Farsight was right. I'm joining him and all the other real tau men.

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24398540

>>24398524
Farsight is a total orkaboo, though. He even painted his suit red to go fasta.

>> No.24398577

>>24398524
Yes, because a large group of 'radical' tau guys will get all the blueberries.

>> No.24398606
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24398606

>>24398457
I thought the whole job of the Water Caste was to whore themselves out to other races

>> No.24398627

>>24398606
Well, we're talking about the earth caste.

>> No.24398639

>>24398627
Maybe she had a friend in the Water Caste and her habits rubbed off on the Earth Caste,

>> No.24398677

>>24398166
Did you know some predator species of the Goliath Bird-Eating spiders.. are birds?

>> No.24398706

>>24396716
Can't decide between Earth or Air. Hips or legs. Either way I get some of dat Y-slit.

>> No.24398724

>>24398639
It was implied that the gue'vesa girls were the problem, but I suppose that is possible.

>> No.24398760

>>24398724
Seeing as the ronery tau guy only knows that them guegirls keep stealing all the blueberries, its impossible to say what the root cause is.

>> No.24398799

>>24397240
i dont remember that

>> No.24398828

>>24398799
That's because they already got to you.

>> No.24398849

>>24398799
Just a planned

>> No.24398852
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>>24398799
People like to make up bullshit lies about the Tau so they seem like noble and good-guyish when compared to the murderous genetic monstrosities in power armor, the giant green cockneys, the egyptian space skeletons, and all the other stupid shit in their setting..

So, yeah, brainwashing, castration, and such..

>> No.24398904

>>24398852
>so they seem *LESS* noble and good-guyish

Fucking typos ruining the whole post.

>> No.24398914

>>24398852
uh, actually, judging from your pic, humans dont have it so bad.

>> No.24398925

>>24398904
unless of course that was what you were saying.

>> No.24398943

>>24398914
Yeah, that one typo fucked up the whole thing.

People make up shit that makes the Tau sound like brainwashing dickbutts that abuse their Gue'Vasa and manipulate their people through cruel and evil means because they'd look like the defacto good guys when compared to everyone else in 40k

>> No.24398959

>>24397822
The codex does refer to them training and running martial arts drills, as well as old hunter training. Insofar as I understand it, they know close combat, but its probably more of that ceremonial dance-fighting than any practical combat.

>> No.24398965

>>24398943
Even with that, they're still the good guys. Everyone else is a dick.

>> No.24399032

>>24396716
Sad that the fire warrior female id the amount of muscle it would take for the advrage female to serve as infintry in an army. Its unrealistic to allow them to serve as combat units.

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>>24396716
I'd rather castrate myself than fall to the temptations of such Xenos filth. The worldly pleasures of the decadent Tau against an eternity of suffering for betraying the God Emperor of all Mankind?
Get thee behind me, tempter, for I am a servant of the Emperor, and you are a foul Xenos collaborator.
I shall report this to the Inquisition and the Arbites promptly, and throw myself at their mercy and hope for the clemency of autoflaggelation.

>> No.24399092

>>24398606
I love it when you can see a girl's boobs from behind. It appeals to that lizardy part of my brain that never matured past 13 years old.

>> No.24399100

Tau are so fragile. It wpuld take alot less then a black crusade to kill them.

>> No.24399114
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>>24399092
Same with butt jokes and other juvenile humor.

>> No.24399137

>>24399114
Basically, yes.

>> No.24399158

>>24397678
To be honest, they are the high priests of Tau. They're essentially their equivalent of rulers and religious leaders.

They juts happen to also be suprisingly buff and great in melee for a race that normally sucks in close combat.

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24399166

>>24399063
Get a load of this guy

>> No.24399197

>>24397678
Don't they settle their disputes in bloodless spear-wavings instead? A skilled Ethereal can swing an honor blade inches from an opponent without actually hitting them. They only actually hit their opponents when their opponent is actually trying to kill them.

>> No.24399214

Question one: Which blueberry is which caste?

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>>24397502

>> No.24399220
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24399220

>>24399214
>not knowing each caste just by looks

>> No.24399227

>>24397591
Which is why they have to reverse engineer it into something more manageable.

>> No.24399231

>>24399166
the one on the left has Raven's hair

>> No.24399232

>>24399214
Someone put them in loli-form so kero can understand...

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24399263

>>24397502
I love you still.

Wait I am you.

What is life?

>> No.24399266

>>24399220
Excuse me for not lurking in more 40k threads.
>>24399232
Not necessary.

>> No.24399274

>>24399266
>Excuse me for not lurking in more 40k threads.
I guess you decided to branch out now that your erp threads are banned. Well we dont want you.

>> No.24399279

>>24397502
>>24399263
>now neither of us will be virgins!

>> No.24399281

>>24399263
Go away Xeno, this is a "seduce the Tau girl" thread. Nobody wants to seduce something with not but a smooth metal plate between her legs.

Come back when you have an anatomically correct body.

>> No.24399284
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>>24399266
You are not ready for the Greater Good.

>> No.24399295
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>>24399166
Xenos wenches, you would dare to corrupt or mock the faith of so honest a man?
Your vile xenos immorality only serves to harden my resolve to see the stinking filth of the Tau exterminated once and for all.

The Emperor is with me, what hope do you have against His will?

>> No.24399308

>>24399281
>Nobody wants to seduce something with not but a smooth metal plate between her legs.
I'm sure there are people here who would prove you wrong.

>> No.24399309
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>>24399263
>pay attention to me!

>> No.24399311
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>>24399295
An honest man doesn't lie to himself.

Your Emperor is dead and rotting.

>> No.24399318

>>24399274
Actually, I couldn't care less about the ERP threads. I only went to them when i was more bored than normal. I want to get more into 40K as an alternative games system for my friends and I to play. What better way than to learn the fluff, player created or out of the box.

>> No.24399319
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24399319

>>24399295
Even Emps can't say no to a good ol' fashioned tau girl pile.

>> No.24399328

>>24396716
Dat fire cast.
I'm gonna head back to /fit/ now.

>> No.24399374
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>>24399319
I can, and will, with the incendiary retribution due to such loathsome monstrosities.
Your efforts are for naught, beasts, for I am true to my Emperor.

Exterminatus is the only hope to redeem the corrupted soil of this world now. Your xenos taint has doomed an entire planet, and it is my proud duty to scour it clean of your insidious work.
Rejoice, for you shall see the might of the Emperor's Mercy, baptizing this world in holy, cleansing flame.

>> No.24399385

>>24399319
>Even Emps can't say no to a good ol' fashioned tau girl pile.
Corpses cant say no.

>> No.24399398

>>24399385
It's still rape if they don't say no.

>> No.24399411

>>24399385
The emprah is still alive, heretic.

>> No.24399416

>>24396716
A bullet to my brain.
Also OP is a faggot

>> No.24399495
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24399495

I will impress all the Earth Caste with my knowledge of Imperium tech and how it works.

>> No.24399530
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>>24399416
>I'd rather die than try to talk to anything remotely female

>> No.24399602

>>24398307
I believe in the Geordie dialect "wor Hannah" is a term of endearment used by close friends and family members for someone called Hannah

>> No.24399621

>>24396716
>Earth Caste
>Fire Caste
>Water Caste
>Air Caste
>Celestial Caste
It appears they're already sorted in order of desirability. How convenient.

Fire Caste is a very close second to Earth Caste, however.

>> No.24399654

>>24399266
They even have the different caste symbols, man.

>> No.24399664

>>Water caste

I flash my sociology degree.

>> No.24399685

>>24399530
>not being gay
>2013
enjoy your feminism.

>> No.24399726

>>24399685
yes, dear heavens!

Imagine what a sick world where women are treated as our equals instead of the cumdumps they are. Truly a nightmarish place.

>> No.24399737

>>24399726
>Equals
Don't worry anon!
Just check ur privileges in that castra- I mean totally normally box which is not going to brutally mutilate you.

>> No.24399780

>>24399685
>Homosexuality is a choice

>> No.24399781

>>24399685
Gays are a product of feminism causing the demasculation of the male populace combined with the hedonism of modern society.

The feminists have your balls so tight in a vice that you want to get fucked like a little bitch.

>> No.24399802

>>24399781
>What is hard gay?

>> No.24399805

This thread is a god damn rollercoaster of fun and horrors.

>> No.24399812
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>>24399781

>> No.24399823

>>24399781
>le romanface
>Le greekface

>> No.24399828

>>24399781
>average femitard thinking all homosexual men like to be anally ravaged
Someone here wants to have his ass obliterated.
And it's not me.

>> No.24399836

>>24399823
>Greek and Rome
>not the most feminist and hedonistic culture before our time

>> No.24399838

>>24399781
So... the Sacred Band of Thebes was a product of modern feminism?

>> No.24399847

>>24399838
time travellers.

>> No.24399860

>>24399836
... The Greeks and Romans were feminists? Are you fucking joking? Women were treated like trading cards with wombs.

>> No.24399864

>>24399860
They had an obscene amount of power compared to other cultures of the era.

>> No.24399870

>>24399860
But did they get them to fight?

>> No.24399872

>>24396716

Fire. Dem abs!

Tase, tie, raep

>> No.24399874

>>24399836
>decrying hedonistic modern culture
>on 4chan
what

>> No.24399886

>>24399166
One that's a group TWO those are clearly female tau.

Learn your tau faggot

>> No.24399950
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24399950

Back on topic, people.

>> No.24399979
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>>24399886
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you confused or something?

>> No.24399994

>>24399950
>Layers: How do they work?

>> No.24399996

Is it Tau or Dau?

>> No.24400007
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24400007

>ITT

>> No.24400014
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24400014

>>24399874
I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING

>> No.24400049
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>>24400007
I'd suffer through a year of the worst technomancer-fueled blueberry to be rid of you Heresyfags.

>> No.24400058

>>24399950
Bah, the ethereal is based on the one in Xenology. Which is completely fucked up when it comes to the Tau physiology.

>> No.24400082

>>24399654
I don't know the symbols.
>>24399621
Thank you for naming them out for me.

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>>24400049
Awwww, did the jokes ruin your fapping? Cry me a fucking river you big fat baby.

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24400088

>>24400049
I'd suffer through an eternity of stepping on legos for people to be able to take a joke again.

>> No.24400094

air

because tall blue space girl

be interesting

>> No.24400096
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24400096

>>24396716
The one on the left
Pic is my preferred method of 'seduction'

>> No.24400108

>>24400087
>big fat baby.
technomancer plz

>> No.24400156
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>>24400088
>someone being able to take a joke
>on /tg/
pic related anon

>> No.24400160
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24400160

Is this what you want?

>> No.24400186

>>24400088
Its more of the joke has long lost its luster for overuse.

>> No.24400192

>>24400160
>tau tainted by chaos
Now I've seen everything.

>> No.24400193
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24400193

>>24400094
Zero G Dickings.

>> No.24400195

>>24400088
Jokes are funny. This "EMPRAH" heresy shit is played out and obnoxious.

>> No.24400201
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24400201

>>24400160
>tau economics
Why yes, I do want.
Now do Horo

>> No.24400202

>>24400192
It's layermagic

>> No.24400236

>>24400160
You'd think this would be something /tg/ would have done ages ago.. I sincerely hope this doesn't lead to Tau-ification threads.

>> No.24400254

>>24400236
I've seen Tauified images before.

Not too impressive.

>> No.24400275

>>24400193
yes please

>> No.24400281

>>24400202
She certainly has large layers

>>24397502
>>24399263

;3; I actually have a thing for robo-girls, damut.

>> No.24400292

>>24400201
Yes I will

>> No.24400345
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24400345

>>24400275
Just imagine, freefloating in some tau vessel, her long, spindly legs wrapped tightly around you. You struggle to navigate competently in such an environment, but for her its second nature, like swimming through the air. In the throes of passion, you struggle to keep up with those lithe gyrations of hers...

By the way, have you considered joining the Greater Good?

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24400350

>>24400281
It's really comfortable to see that some people still appreciate me, however I am sort of sorry for interfering with this thread, seeing as how I am not really part of any castes.
Still, thankies.

>> No.24400359
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24400359

>>24400281
>I actually have a thing for robo-girls
Me too, but Xeno doesnt fit the fetish for some reason. If I wanted a 40K robogirl, I would look to the admech.

>> No.24400387
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>>24400195
Yes because "hurr wich bluburry wuld u fuck" is SOOO much better.

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24400426

>>24400201
Not the best taunostrils though

>> No.24400459

>>24400387
While not much better, at least the 'blueberry fuck' is nowhere near as common, and as spammed in non-40k relevant threads.

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