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[ERROR] No.24379274 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

'EY BOYZ! I 'AZ A PROBLEM WIF MAH WARBOSS! HE FINKS DRONZ IS FUH KILLIN'! INSTEAD BEIN' CHOPPY AND SHOOTY HE FINKS HE CAN JUS' FLY DEM UNORKED BOMMAZ INTUH OVERS!! DATS NOT ORKY I FINKS!!

>> No.24379348

Ovuh orks, you fink dis is proppuh orky?

>> No.24379374

>>24379274

Git da Runtherdz ta train grotz, da mekboyz ta make bommz un' start launchin' grot bommz!

Then when dem grotz gone blowing finkz up, then ya can go chop da uvva gitz ta bits!

>> No.24379387

>>24379274
YOU'Z MUCKIN' ABOUT! 'OU 'AZ TA SMACK HIM ON DA HEAD SO HE'S STOP MUCKIN' 'BOUT!

>> No.24379426

>>24379374
Da bommaz iz good an all, but unorked bommaz iz wut I gotz duh problem wiff, can't krump um proppuh if youz just flyin bommaz in duh faces. That's not a proppuh way tuh WAAAGH!

>> No.24379462

>>24379274
I fink yer be muckin' about! Youze can't have a proppa WAAGH wif unork'd bommas!

>> No.24379556

>>24379387
He finks 'ees a brainboy or summfink, crumps udduh bosses in der sleep WIF his dronz, and we dun gets tuh WAAAGH!, says he's saving orkz or sum gob. We tried krumpin' him but he dun splodded a dron I a few of Da Boyz faces, day stopped dat.
>>24379462
Iz ain't muckin' it's warboss orkbamma who's doin duh muckin. Finks himself a proppuh ork or sumfin'

>> No.24379607

>>24379556
You'z muckin' 'bout. You'z smack 'is 'ead an' you'z da new boss!

>> No.24379620

>>24379274

Oi, wats da diffrenz b'tween dronz an' grot piloted bommaz? Dey seem da practly da same to me.

>> No.24379644

>>24379620
Da dronz iz not orky 'nuff.

>> No.24379671

Filthy Orks! Just so you know, I am the fastest!

>> No.24379701

>>24379671
Ain't choppy enuff, ya grot!

>> No.24379704

>>24379671
YOU'Z! GET OVAR 'ERE! I'Z WANT TO LOOT YER SHINY BITZ!

>> No.24379722

>>24379607
Alright, iz gonna tryz it again, but i dun fink we needz unnuduh warboss orkson.
>>24379620
Wastes perfectly good boombaz when dey crashes in tuh fings. Also blows up duh loot yuh git.

>> No.24379725

>>24379620

Nah, yer' nut unnerstandin... Me not saying "Grot BOMMAZ", me sayin "Grot BOMMZ". Diz fing here! Deze bommz got launched by propah Fighta-Bommaz piloted by Ork pilotz!

Diz said, flyin ya plane into da enemy gitz sure works. Watch Killboy from Deff Skwadron, he does it all da time, and he's a real Orky Ork...

>> No.24379740

>>24379701
no dakka nievuh

>> No.24379767

>>24379556
I knowz dat! Dis stoopid humie word-box fing ain't workin' roight

>> No.24379770

>>24379725
Datz proppuh orky, gettin up in tha' faces. But unorked, ungrotted bommz is just not orky, it's pretty 'ummie if yuh asks me.

>> No.24379788

>>24379704

Just try and take them!

>> No.24379819

>>24379767
Ah, stupid 'ummie fings dun work worth a squib

>> No.24379827

>>24379788
YOU 'EAR DAT, BOYZ? 'ERE WE GOO!!!

WAAAAAAAGH!!

>> No.24379843

>>24379788
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

>> No.24379965

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH!

>> No.24380024

>>24379965
Datz a right proppuh orky name

>> No.24380062

OI! YOU GROTZ SHUDDIT! I GOTZ PAYSHINTS 'OO ARE TRYIN' TA SLEEP! DON'T MAKE ME COME OUT DERE AN' SWOP SOME BRAINZ!

>> No.24380091

>>24379725

>Nah, yer' nut unnerstandin... Me not saying "Grot BOMMAZ", me sayin "Grot BOMMZ". Diz fing here! Deze bommz got launched by propah Fighta-Bommaz piloted by Ork pilotz!

No, ya git, I understud wot ya waz sayin. But da' 'vantage of dronz is dat dey is small un ya control dem by ramote, right? But den da dronz control systum is all 'plex an weedy un lible to failz on ya, so 'stead of da dronz control systum ya' put a grot dere. Strap a bomb to da grot un' give em a vox-dingy. Ya tell da grot what to dakka or rokkit, or ya gonna blow em up. As a bonuz, ya getz to use da grot-plane as a bomb once ez outta dakka!

>> No.24380139

>>24380024
Iz krumpin' gitz all day, erry day

>> No.24380221

>>24380139
Datz right good dat iz. Orkbama wants tuh use dem dronz and not let us krump Nuffin.

>> No.24380230

>>24380062
'ooh ya callin' a grot, ya toofless humie lover?

>> No.24380453

>>24380230
I sez we put teef in his mouf so'z we can knock dem out again.

>> No.24380590

>>24380453
>>24380230
Fee da furd time, deyz not 'umiez, deyz panziez! Get yer tacksi nommies roight. I'z tryin ta get uz wings, so we don't need no dronz! Itz goin' well so far!

>> No.24380615

>>24380453
DAT'S A GUD PLAN.

>>24380590
IZ DA WINGS RED?

>> No.24380645

>>24380590
I fink we just found duh wyrdest wyrdboy. You mean like dem wing 'ummiez? Da onez in duh armor and deyz bloody and stuff?

>> No.24380662

>>24379788

I'M GONNA SHOW DEM SHINY BITZ UP YOUR GIT FACE YA BLUE GIT!

>> No.24380664

>>24380615
Even if deyz red dey still not gunna go fasta den muh trukk

>> No.24380666

>>24379788
It'z funny cuz ya still got orkz in yer system! Can't get rid of da boyz!

>> No.24380702

>>24380664
Da painboiz haz zum clivur idea fer sum wingd boyz wiff big shootas in dere armurs, I fink dat's pretty orky.

>> No.24380706

PRAIZ GORK&MORK YA GITS!
DEY GIVE US DA CHOOPY 'ND DA SHOOTY!
I FINK DA EMP RAH IZ GONNA GET UP FROM DA LOOTAD FRONE 'ND WE'Z GONNA 'VE A BIG WAAAGH!

>> No.24380751

>>24380615
DEY WAS RED, DEN I SED DEY 'OTTA BE CHOPPY SOZ YOUZ CAN FLY INTAH GITZ WIT 'EM AND CHOP'N UP PROPPA, 'ZO WEZ PAINTED EM GREEN, DEN SUM UDDAH GIT WANTED EM BLUE SOS DEY'D BE LUCKY AN ANUUDEAH GIT SED DEY AUDDA BE YELLOW AN AV MOAR DAKKA ON UM, SO WEZ DID ALL A DAT, DEN THE BOSS SEAD TA MAKE IT PURPL SO IT'Z SNEAKY-LIKE SO WE DID DAT TOO.

SO NOW IT'Z BLACK.

>> No.24380830

>>24380706
I FINKZ WE SHOULD LOOT DUH EMPRAH'S CORPSE!! DEM 'UMIES WOULD GIVE US DA BEST WAAAGH EVA!!!

>> No.24380856

>>24380830
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>> No.24380866

>>24380751
Wingz will be avaylabull inna range of cullurz, pendin' ony our prefrants fer fightin'.

We'z got orkymeat jumpy backs in da pipeline az well.

>> No.24380901

DEAR CHAPS,

I SERIOUSLY BELIEVE WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT OUR WAY OF ARTICULATION.
WE DON'T SOUND LIKE PROPER PEOPLE WHILE SCREAMING "WAAAGH" AND "KILL DA HUMIE" ALL THE TIME.
WHERE IS THE CULTURE AND CIVILIZATION IN OUR DISCOURSE?

>> No.24380928

>>24380856
In before one of duh 'ummiez crien 'bout 'eresy

>> No.24380930

>>24380856

HE'S SHINY AND CHOPPY AT DA SAME TIME!

>> No.24380931

>>24380901
Wut'z a cluch-ear? Doez it make yer eers fastah?

>> No.24380963

>>24380901
Wotz 'ee on about? I fink he's mukkin' bout sumfin', soundz unorky tuh me. Maybe he one of dem brainboyz

>> No.24380965

>>24380928

DIS IZ NO 'EARESY!
DIS BE DA EMP RAH'S WILL YA SILLY GIT!
WE SPESS MAHREEEENS NOW TOOO!

>> No.24380991

>>24380930
Not enoff dakka, needs moar dakka

>> No.24381010

>>24380965

>> No.24381023

>>24380931
>>24380963

CULTURE AND A CIVIL WAY OF ARTICULATION IS WHAT SETS US APART FROM SMELLY BRUTES.
DO YOU WANT TO KEEP TALKING LIKE YOU DO UNTIL PEOPLE START CONSIDERING US TO BE BLUE TAU?
WE CANNOT LET US BE ASSOCIATED WITH THOSE BLUE BRUTES!

>> No.24381034

>>24380965
>>24381010
*krump* Deffwotch iz 'eresy

>> No.24381063

>>24381023
OI, I SMELLZ FINE!

>> No.24381067

>>24381034

OI!
IZ GONNA CRUMP YA SO 'ARD Y'ALL BE A GROT!

>> No.24381099

>>24381023
Ya! 'Ee jus baved two monfs ago ya git!!>>24381063

>> No.24381103

>>24380590
Iz dey made uv dakka?

>> No.24381134

FOLLOW ME TO GREAT BOOOTY OF CHOPPY AND DAKKKA!
WAAAGHH!

>> No.24381136

>>24381103
Sorry mate, wingz iz not made of dakka, but we should be puttin' dakka on 'em

>> No.24381198

>>24381136

WHAT 'F WE MAKE DA WINGS OUTTA CHOOPY AND PUT DAKKA ON 'EM?

>> No.24381205

STOP MUKKIN ABOUT N GIT BACK TO WORK YA BLOODY SQUIGHERDERS

>> No.24381211

Summfing else, I needz tuh getz me a proppuh ork name if iz gonna krump warboss orkbama

>> No.24381215

>>24381103
We'z workin on it.

>> No.24381228

>>24381211

HOW 'BOUT MORK ORKNEY?

>> No.24381238

>>24381198
Oh dat sounds right, choppy dakka wingz.
>>24381205
SHUT YUH GOB YOU STOOPID NOB!!

>> No.24381251

>>24381211
Oo, 'ow bout Warboss Cleenton? Dats a rite propa orky name there, rite boyz?

>> No.24381270

>>24381228
Isn't Mork dat Lottin' Williams 'ummie from Da picture box?

>> No.24381284

>>24381134
Dis boss seems totally lega... lurga... he's gonna gets us lots 'o loot!

>> No.24381303

WARBOSS EADBOOMED EADBOOM JOE AN BOSS TOOFKICKA FO WARBOSS. A CHOPPA IN EVRY BOYZ 'AND, AN... ANUDDA IN DER UDDER HAND! WAAAGH!

>> No.24381318

>>24381136
>>24381198
>>24381238
>Oh dat sounds right, choppy dakka wingz.

Wings iz always choppy! Ow you tink we gets in da air? Ya chop da air wit big choppy wings!

>> No.24381326

>>24381198
If all goez kordin ta plan, we'z gonna replase ya feetz with more 'andz so ya can 'hold more dakka. An' dere's plenny of choppy an' slicey on da wingz.

OI! ORDALIEZ! PUT 'ANDZ ON DA WINGZ!

>> No.24381365

>> No.24381375

>>24381303
Not enough dakka. I liek lotz of dakka, and missiles, and udduh boomy fings. 'Cept dronz, dey not orky

>> No.24381392

>>24381365
OI GET OUTTA NEAH YA BLOODY UMIES

IF YA LEEV NOW I WON'T EVEN KICK OUT YA TEEF

>> No.24381407

>>24381392
Kick dem in anyway

>> No.24381415

>>24381365
WHO'Z LET DA BLOODY UMIES IN?

>> No.24381438

>>24381415
Dat wuz me. I wuz bored.

>> No.24381451

Iz muh name good'in'orky?

>> No.24381464

>>24381438
CONGRATSULATIONS, YOU'Z JUST GOT DEMOTED TO GROT

>> No.24381465

>>24381438
*klump* mukkin 'eresy

>> No.24381479

>>24381438
LET'Z KRUMP DEM UMIEZ! DEY'S DIZTRUYING UR DISCF... DISCREG... perzunal time.

>> No.24381568

>>24381451
Dat workz

>> No.24381576

>>24381464
I JUST WANNEED SOMFING TA KRUMP YA GIT.

>> No.24381623

>>24381438
Youz gonna be da furst ta get new wingz, ya zoggin idjit.

>> No.24381642

While me boyz been gettin' ready fer anuvver go I've been werkin up a new sekrit wepon with the weirdboyz.
A giant choppa!
I've been tellin da boyz dat we ave da biggest kommando ork eva sneakin around ready to use on dem gargants. E's all painted to be extra sneaky so none of the boys ah've seen 'im.
I tink dey's buyin it.

Wen we see a Gargant I'm gonna ave da weirdboys move da choppa so da rest of em tink da Kommando iz doin it.

Dem badmoon boyz wont ave enough choppy to save emselfs.

>> No.24381659

>>24381623
I dun see 'ow dat's a bad ting.

>> No.24381672

>>24381642

>> No.24381691

>>24381659
Deyz still very 'sperimental.

>> No.24381708

>>24381642
Datz right big an' choppy dat iz. I fink I almost 'ad a tear in muh eye. Datz buitiful.

>> No.24381718

>>24381672
OY!!! We needz a drawboy tuh make dis orky!!

>> No.24382057

Oy, you gitz go to WAAAGH! wiffout me?

>> No.24382091

>>24382057
WE WUZ JUST GONNA GET YA BOSS

>> No.24382237

>>24382091
WHAT'S YA FINK YUH DOIN' GETTIN' CHOPPY AND SHOOTY WIFFOUT MEH!! WE GOTZ TUH KRUMP ORKBAMA!!! 'IM AND DEM UNORKY DRONZ!!! WE'Z MADE OF ORK!! NOT MADE OF MEK.... No 'Ard feelinz mekboyz

>> No.24382277

>>24382057
I wuz jus' gonna krump summa dem pointy eared gitz, 'ooz wif me?

>> No.24382324

>>24382277
Where'd dem pointiez come from?

>> No.24382378

>>24382324
Zog if I knowz, deyz errywhere

>> No.24382411

>>24382378
WELL KRUMP 'EM BEFORE ORKBAMMA SENDZ DA DRONZ, IMMA KRUMP DAT ORKBAMMA!! DIS IS MAH WAAAGH NOW!!!

>> No.24382414

>>24382378
DEN DEYZ EAZY TER FIND AN KRUMP

>> No.24382488

>>24382414
KRUMP DA POINIEZ!!

>> No.24382531

>>24382488
WAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

>> No.24382730

>>24382531
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ALSO, I KRUMPED ORKBAMA!!!!!!

>> No.24382760

>>24382730
Dat git haddit comin'

>> No.24382797

>>24382760
Oy, youz iz Da vice-warboss now. Cuz iz Da biggest and iz sayz so.

>> No.24383139

>>24382797
Dats right proppa of youse

>> No.24383327

>>24383139
I FINK KRUMPGITZ IZ RITE

>> No.24383709

>>24383327
Damn right, I iz. Youse assistint krumpmasta now

>> No.24384274

>>24380901
>>24381023

Oi fink you'ze avvent fot dis frew. See, you'ze lettin da humies decoid wat makes a 'proppa' kulchad ork. We'ze neva' gonna get respekt if we jus' does wat we fink dey want us ter do. Oo sez dat shoutin loik a humie makes us proppa kulchad?

Oi sez you'ze unorky. Oi sez youze worse dan dem bluey tau fings.

If dere's summat wot dis warband needz, its a perlitical offica. An oi fink dat ork iz me.

>> No.24384456

>>24384274

>> No.24384545

>>24382324
'Ey, ladz, I'z workin' onna way to bring 'em back from da ded. Fink I should give it a go?

>> No.24384587

>>24384456

Fanks, moi gud ork. Oi cuddn't foind moi pitcher.

An' Oi fink dese 'ere drons is not jus' unorky, dey'ze stoopid. Dey'ze all orkconomically wrong.

Dey'ze takin' a job from a boy wot needz iz er...job, see, an it'z given dat job to sum unorky metal fing. It'z all a part of da big mekboy consp...conspric... FING to keep da sluggaz poor wid' no teef an' no jobz.

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