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Banana hammock.

>> No.24342309
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>>24342277
Lewd!

>> No.24342489
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>>24342309
You don't want one of those, anyway, little Xeno. Look at this thing. It has itty bitty legs.

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>>24342489
I love itty bitty legs!

>> No.24342532

>>24342277
This is what finished all science looks like. Robots needing hand controls for their open-topped combat vehicles.

>> No.24342537

>>24342277
It does somewhat resemble a scrotum.

>> No.24342573
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>> No.24342582

>>24342532
What gets me more is Necrons using technology we invented over 100 years ago as weapons.

>> No.24342589

It's funny because Newcrons are horrible.

>> No.24342628
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>>24342518
Watch out, little Xeno! Here comes the momma pylon! She's very protective of her cub!

>> No.24342638

>>24342589
It's funny because I'm going to flay your dick.

>> No.24342667

>>24342638
>Implying that isn't my fetish

>> No.24342682
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>>24342628
Oh, no!

>> No.24342741

More like BONEana hammock, amirite?

But seriously, kind of reminds me of the navigator. In other news I should get off my ass and finally watch Prometheus.

>> No.24342753

>>24342741
No you shouldn't. Prometheus was awful.

>> No.24342768
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>>24342753
I didn't think it was that bad...

>> No.24342805

>>24342768
Further evidence that Xeno is a stupid bitch.

>> No.24342964

>>24342277
It looks baller as fuck. I want one just to have it.
>>24342532
It's just a matter of your personal aesthetic taste once you have finished science.

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>>24342805
That's not a nice thing to say!

>> No.24343012
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24343012

Tesseract Ark
250pts
12 armour all round (+ Quantum Sheilding for AV 14 front and Sides)
4HP's
Heavy Support choice
3 fire options
Solar Fire Rg 48" Str 7 Ap 2 Heavy 3 Blast
Particle Hurricane Template St 3 Ap 3 Fleshbane
Seismic Lash Rg 24" Str 5 Ap 4, Heavy 1 Quake, Armourbane, Ground Lash (hits in a thin line like the death ray)

When weapon destroyed occurs on a 4+ the ark is destroyed and all models within 6" suffer strength 6 ap - hits. Also str 6 from an exploded result.

>> No.24343022

>>24342805
+1
I am pants on head retarded and even I noticed that there were a lot of shit that made no sense at all.

>> No.24343038

>>24342964
>It's just a matter of your personal aesthetic taste once you have finished science.
I will accept this explanation.
Necrons seem like the kind of people that would say "Sure, I can plug myself into my hover jet, but a console makes me feel way more awesome."

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>>24342277
Not seeing it

>> No.24343153

>>24342277
how do you paint it like that?

>> No.24343179

>>24343153
By thinning your paints.

>> No.24344789

>>24342309
>>24342518
>>24342682
>>24342768
>>24342980

Where do all of these reaction images come from?

>> No.24344950

>>24344789
Faggots

>> No.24345028

>>24344950
That's kind of a simplification.

>> No.24345058
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>>24344789
Xeno used to have a quest thread and has since become the shittiest and most popular waifu on /tg/. Now fags spam her in anything necron/tau related.
She is a shame to the greater good and a disgrace to even the necrons.

>> No.24345071

>>24345058
Good to see you again, TIDF.

>> No.24345095

>>24345071
Its been a while.

>> No.24345127
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>>24343012
>mfw three str. 7 ap 2 blasts

>> No.24345164

>>24345095
You gonna start tripfagging again, por'la?

>> No.24345182

>>24345164
Probably not, just dipping in to give you a dose.

>> No.24345212

>>24345058
Jelly that you will never be anybody's waifu?

>> No.24345275

>>24342309
why do people always post this character?
I understand if you like the artist and the character, but jesus christ, give it a rest for once.

>> No.24345278

>>24342741
That would be a genuinely good idea, but it lacks the giant dick-cannon that gives it its dynamism.

>> No.24345288

>>24343022
it wasn't supposed to make sense you idiot it was supposed to be pretty and it was.

Beautiful movies should be forbidden to autists.

>> No.24345297

>>24345275
Because it allows for slightly funny and cute interactions, like in this thread. Why should we stop at all?

>> No.24345300

>>24345182
You'll disappoint your hatedom man.

>>24345212
I'll have you know that many people want TIDF to be their husbando.

>> No.24345307

>>24344789
I saw Deathleaper's Fangirl use them once and after saving them, asked her. She said she'd copied it from Jim Proft, during one of the posts where he wasn't avatar-fagging. So the next time I saw him I asked. He'd claimed to have gotten them off of MR. RAGE.

Seeing a pattern, and not being a particular fan of mysteries, I immediately dropped the search.

>> No.24345312

>>24345300
Ironically. It doesn't count, by definition.

>> No.24345317

>>24345297
Because it has grown stale. A muffin is good but leave a muffin outside for a week and still expect us to like it is silly.
We want new material god damn it.

>> No.24345320

>>24345307
That's a pack of lies, though.
From you, I mean, since DLFG never used one of them.

>> No.24345321

>>24345297
because the same interactions with the same pictures happen all the time

>> No.24345342

>>24345317
New material is just old material done less well. Xeno has a specific brand of waifuness that can't be replicated.
And I don't find it to have grown stale.

>> No.24345352

>>24345321
Not quite, some do reiterate, but there are always new ones.

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>>24342532
Also wearing their metal pants on their heads.

>> No.24345371

>>24345352
I suppose it doesn't bother me as much as others, but it is a bit annoying sometimes. I could see the appeal though.

>> No.24345380

>>24345288
It was a nice little spectacle and all but it shouldnt have been tied to Aliens. It was much too disappointing for that.

>> No.24345402

>>24343012
Hmmm. Looks a bit over-costed really. Personally I'll stick with my Doomsday Arks. AV 14 is nice, but the Alive/Dead nature of Necron vehicles is getting ridiculous. It's Super-Open-Topped, +1 to the damage table, and on Weapon Destroyed it might explode anyway. With Melta's being the go to choice for anti tank, AV14 doesn't do that much, and a total of +3.5 on the table is just silly.

They're all running on Action Movie physics: either a thousand shots bounce off meaninglessly, or one lucky one causes it to turn into an instant fireball. Was it designed by Cryptek Mic'al Bae?

>> No.24345405

>>24345380
I sorta agree. If it had been connected to Alien (NOT to Aliens, which definitely shouldn't have been connected to Alien) in a better way it would have been worth it, though.

>> No.24345412

Once you realize he's a card carrying member of the water castE you'll realize that TIDF Is this single greatest thing the tau fan base has ever produced. The fact that he's a taufag who hates xeno only further proves this

>> No.24345413

>>24345300
>I'll have you know that many people want TIDF to be their husbando.
I think that was just to creep him out.

>> No.24345422

>>24345312
How sure are you that they are being ironic?

>> No.24345440

>>24345422
about...
let's see.

100%.

Yeah, 100%. At least.

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>>24345058
Hi TIDF.

Have some more big tittied blueberries. This time in Air Caste flavor.

>> No.24345456

>>24345412
A drunken, bitter, card carrying member of the water caste stuck at the lowest rank because he's an asshole at that.
It does get points for being hilarious.

>> No.24345479

>>24345127

Nothing a Leman Russ Executioner can't already do.

>> No.24345496

>>24345413
I'd bang him. Then again, I'd bang just about anything once.

>The joys of an invincible necrodermis dick.

>> No.24345534

>>24345455
why isn't she very thin and why doesn't her stuff have the triangle-shaped air caste symbol?

>> No.24345540

>>24345307
Thats complete bullshit. Theres some guy who has like 180 of them and he uploaded a mediafire once.

>> No.24345560

>>24345405
Thats what I meant. Alien. Slip of the finger.

>> No.24345575

>>24345496
I would want him, but only as my waifu, not my husbando.

>> No.24345601

>>24345440
Hey guess what:
>>24345496

>>24345455
That's definitely a fire caste lady. You can tell because of her tits and the fact that she is in a battle suit and not a space ship.
Air caste girls look anorexic.

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>>24345534
Shes thinner than the fire castes, just with huge tits. As for triangles, I dunno.
>>24345601
Huh, whoops. Coulda sworn the Air Caste were at least in part involved with that.

>> No.24345687

>>24345657
the air caste builds aircraft, but only pilot those that can into space.

>> No.24345699

>>24345657
It's a matter of facial shape, too, Xeno is even thinner but her big hips, small size and round face make her obviously earth caste.

>> No.24345730

>>24345455
>piloting a suit
>air caste

>> No.24345738

>>24345730
Yeah, Ive been corrected on that already.

>> No.24345754

>>24345738
Didn't see that, my apologies

>> No.24345844

Some drawfag should make pinups of each caste.
You know.
For reference.

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>>24345844

>> No.24345913
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>>24345844
Behold the Racing Caste.

>> No.24345915

>>24345901
Does that look like a sexy pinup to you, Anon?

>> No.24345923

>>24345844
No.

>> No.24345927
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>>24345913
she's a water caste, mang. Maybe fire?

>> No.24345934

>>24345915
Not really, it's a reference sheet, good enough to make pin-ups out of

>> No.24345941

>>24345927
Definitely Water.

>> No.24345956

>>24345941
Yeah, soft-face, not really muscular.

>> No.24345967

>>24345901
far left please

>> No.24345970

>>24345913
>>24345927
vroom vroom!

>> No.24345981
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>>24345967
Dem hips, man.

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>>24345981
>Tau Earth Caste.jpg
That's Xeno.

>> No.24346042

>>24346024
Typical Earth Caste, back then, just sassier and sillier.

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>>24345913
>>24345927
Fascinating.

I require more specimens for my collection.

>> No.24346067

>>24346024
Damn, Xeno was cute when she was alive.

>> No.24346068

>>24346024
It makes a decent generic earth caste picture, though, since she isnt all roboretarded yet.

>> No.24346084

>>24346068
>>24346067
Hey, she's still cute as a button!
The button that triggers the doomsday device, but still.

>> No.24346134

>>24346084
But you can't snuggle a cold, hard metal body.

>> No.24346172

>>24346134
she's made of nanoscarabs, surely she can soften herself; and all that energy flowing through her certainly emits heat.

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>>24346067
Thats why I prefer 100% organic blueberries rather than these cheap, artificial ones. Even the ones that get a little fungus on em still taste great.

>> No.24346429 [DELETED] 

>>24346024
It looks like she peed her pants. Maybe she needs a diaper?

>> No.24346483

>>24346395
Hey! Xeno may be artificial but she's kawaii and I'm sure she tastes great!

>> No.24346515
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>>24346429

>> No.24346556
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>>24345300
>I'll have you know that many people want TIDF to be their husbando.

What?

You kidding, right?

>> No.24346592

>>24346515
Dont respond to him, just report and move on.

>> No.24346607
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Jolly Cooperation?

>> No.24346625 [DELETED] 

>>24346592
Commenting on Xeno's well-documented incontinence is not a bannable offense.

>> No.24346643

>>24346607

> Tau and Human Jolly Cooperation

> Suddenly have the urge to see a Necron getting ready to fight a Carnifex, summoning The Sanguinor, who appears in the "PRAISE THE SUN" gesture.

>> No.24346648

>>24346625
it ought to be!
Look, if you want pictures to fap to or something, you know where and whom to ask.

>> No.24346664

>>24346607
I suppose jovial would be one way to describe it...they certainly sound happy while 'cooperating'.

>> No.24346670

>>24346643
Someone fund this!

>> No.24346673

>>24346648
Dont respond to him, just report and move on.

>> No.24346679

>>24346625

Commenting on your terrible fetish and the "canon" made by a misgynistic lunatic isn't either. Doesn't make you any less of a faggot, though.

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>>24346607
More like /u/nbreakable /u/nion.

>> No.24346700

>>24346643
>If I didn't know any better Silent King, I thought you'd have feelings for me.

>No, forget I said that.

>> No.24346709

>>24346625
It actually is. I know I dropped that screencap somewhere...

>> No.24346724

what the fuck is happening in this thread
I was fine and totally on board with Dr Ass Marbles
But this is just something else entirely

>> No.24346741

>>24342309
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hKSYgOGtos

>> No.24346777

>>24346724
If you think Dr. Assmarbles is anything but a shitposter who used this board as his personal blog then you are the problem with /tg/

>> No.24346839 [DELETED] 

>>24346679
What's so bad about diapers?

Diapers make girls cute and adorable. In the case of already cute girls they double the cute factor times over!

There is nothing misogynistic about Diapers. Just because one guy did some bad things doesn't mean that all diaper art and fiction is bad, man.

>> No.24346847

>>24343012
Why would anyone ever use an option other than Solar fire

It already wounds everything except monstrous creatures on a 2 and for those I'd rather get 3 rolls to wound, it denies all armour saves, and it beats the lash for penning most armour with 3 rolls at s7 versus 1 roll at s5

>> No.24346950

>>24346839
Diapers are bad and you should feel bad.

>> No.24346977

>>24346687
>Tau and Firouz.jpg

>> No.24346986

>>24346839

Diapers aren't cute. Babies aren't cute. You have never had to change a baby's diaper or sit through a baby crying in the theater or on an airplane.

Baby dogs and other animals are cuter than baby humans.

>> No.24346993

>>24346950
>>24346986
Dont respond to him, just report and move on.

>> No.24347128

>>24346986
>baby crying on an airplane
NO! I WILL NOT GO BACK TO THE BASILLICA OF TORMENTS AGAIN

>> No.24347382

>>24347128
It's pretty bad.

>> No.24347465

Well, this thread is pretty well and thoroughly derailed

>> No.24347651

>>24342277
Banana hammock? Naw. This thing looks like a used diaper. Surprised I haven't seen a Xeno conversion of one of these things yet.

>> No.24347673
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>>24347465
Have another taubutt, just to be safe.

>> No.24347729

>>24347651
Possibly because it only just went up for preorder today?

>> No.24347813

>>24347729
That so? I don't pay attention to anything Necron as they aren't in the local meta. I expect to see a dirty diaper conversion from /tg/ within a week of people getting their hands on it though.

>> No.24347840

>>24343038
yeah, if you control your vehicle inside your mind, it looks like you're being lazy. You need a glowy thing to move your hand over. Idle hands make necrons realize they can't masturbate.

>> No.24347846

>>24347813
I hope not. I really dislike the diaperfaggotry.

>> No.24348217

>>24347813
And then we can report it, hide it, and move on.

>>24347846
I'm pretty sure the internet fetishfags have adapted to feed off pure dislike. Report it and tune it out, save the open scorn for drowning out any future circlejerks should they appear in large numbers.

>> No.24348254

>>24347846
You wont. Its literally just one guy, but you guys keep letting him shit up threads by responding to him.

>> No.24348262

>>24348217
Fetishfags are fine. Diaperfags are just the scum of the earth.

>> No.24348510

>>24346607
the tau looks like Molly from oban star racers

>> No.24348822

>>24348262
They certainly are the bottom of the barrel.

Serious question: was I just hallucinating the flood of fetish derails in February? I honestly remember a week where every thread I opened turned into a circlejerk for a random fetish within twenty posts. But now the board is (mostly) back to normal, and I'm wondering if I was just having really awful luck in thread choice.

Or maybe the Tau codex and Dragon's Maze stirred up the actual gamers again.

>> No.24348887

>>24348822
It isn't that easy. It's more than a month. The fetish derails are always here. You just noticed them more during that month.

/d/-lite and whatnot.

>> No.24348889

>>24342667

Is your name Reek?

>> No.24353213

>>24345901
I'm pretty sure fire caste is supposed to be taller than water caste, tho. Fire caste are described as being tall for tau, only slightly shorter than your average human. Not as tall as air caste, due to the whole living in zero g thing, tho.

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>>24353213
What is this, some kind of blueberry thread?

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>>24348822
No, the mods have been cracking down on the scum.

Fuck 'em.

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>>24354535
Defense noted.

>> No.24354574
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>>24354501
No, Xeno just derped into a discussion of the new Necron stuff from Forge World and things kind of went ploin-shaped from there.

>> No.24354580

>>24346986
THIS A THOUSAND TIMES

Puppies > babies

>> No.24354590 [DELETED] 
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How to make a Tau, according to /tg/-canon.

>> No.24354596
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>>24354580
You never have to change a puppy's diaper. Plus, if they mess in the house, all you need to do is swat them with a newspaper and rub their nose in it.

>> No.24354599
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How to make a Tau, according to /tg/-canon.

>> No.24354610
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>>24354596
Do you wanna be like...best friends?

>> No.24354614
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Blueberries, please leave.

>> No.24354616

Holy crap guys, any of you got twitter?
SHE IS WATCHING

>> No.24354620
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>>24354610
When you have a puppy, everyone's your best friend.

>> No.24354622
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>>24354614
He has the biggest pauldrons, therefore he is the most Necron!

>> No.24354626

>>24354616
The post is coming from inside the house!

>> No.24354628
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>>24354620
But what makes the best sort of puppy?

>> No.24354632
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>>24354628
Probably the unconditional love.

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Blammity blam blam blammity BLAM!

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24354652

>>24354628
>>24354632
Or the EYES OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE

>> No.24354656
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24354656

Is Xeno even capable of experiencing love? I don't think that she can love a puppy.

>> No.24354658
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24354658

>>24354646
Don't worry Commissar, there are puppies for all.

>> No.24354665

>Necron thread
>Xeno derail
>Into blueberries
>Suddenly, puppies!
/tg/, truly you are the best board on 4chan

>> No.24354675

>>24354665
You forgot to mention the diaperfaggortry.

>> No.24354681

>>24354675
No I didn't.

>> No.24354691
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24354691

Shut up and post more puppies.

>> No.24354694
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24354694

>>24354652
Some puppies can even live side by side with animals that would naturally be their food.

>> No.24354705

this thread is disgusting

>> No.24354709

My corgies appear to have gone flat. How do you reinflate a corgi?

>> No.24354714
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24354714

>>24354709
Whoops! Forgot my pic.

>> No.24354721

>>24354705
Disgustingly adorable.

>> No.24354735

>>24354656
Xeno has never met a puppy. I'm sure that once she has, she will love them as all creatures do.

>> No.24354757
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24354757

The infection has spread out of control.
I have appealed, and Segmentum Command has responded.
We are clear to commence Exterminatus.

I hereby sign the warrant condemning a billion souls to oblivion on the planet below.
May the Emperor catch the souls of those that are still pure in his eyes.
As we shall weep for those lost to us, I-...

Why is there a puppy on my command bridge?

>> No.24354776
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24354776

>>24354757
Arr, I be commandeerin' your ship! Woof!

>> No.24354786
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24354786

>>24354776
BLAM!

>> No.24354787

Hmm... I have to admit I like the new necron models, but as a old time Eldar player, I can't help but feel the Necron have kinda hijacked their fluff as the Elder race with the fallen empire, or is it just me? I haven't been keeping up with Warhammer for a while.

>> No.24354791

>>24354786
Nice thumbnail.

>> No.24354798
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24354798

>>24354786

>> No.24354802
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24354802

>>24354791
Well thank you!

And that's a nice hat you have, ma'am!

>> No.24354803

>>24354798
Now put a pancake on the bunny's head!

>> No.24354815
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24354815

>>24354803

>> No.24354820

Guys!

What if...

Guys, hear me out!

What if Xeno's in this thread?

Right now?

>> No.24354826
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24354826

>>24354815
Cancel the Exterminatus, this just got hilarious!

>> No.24354869
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24354869

>>24354826

I aim to please.

>> No.24354893

>>24354820
Then we should kill her.

>> No.24354952
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24354952

It's simple. We kill the Xeno.

>> No.24355045

>>24354820
Perhaps! she turned herself into an itty bitty scarab to infiltrate human society

>> No.24355060

>>24355045
But that means any of us could be Xeno!

>> No.24355075

>>24355060
Silly, we aren't scarabs.

>> No.24355083

>>24355075
Or are you?

>> No.24355132

>>24354656
Xeno loves scarabs and all kinds of arthropods. It's her cute goth girl side.

>> No.24355206

>>24345455
>dem chesticles
>air caste
>I think not

>> No.24355928

>>24342277
Honestly, what's so bad about it? It fits in nicely with the rest of the Necron models. I haven't really heard a complaint about it that's not a matter of personal taste.

>> No.24356580

>>24355928
Personal taste can be objectively bad, for example by being incoherent. If you're a dude, who normally likes badass things, but somehow likes this thing, your taste is self-conflicting.

>> No.24356742

>>24356580
See, that's still not making an argument for why the model is bad. You're just stating that you don't think it's badass, but there's no clear argument for why it isn't.

>> No.24356803

>>24356742
see above in the thread.
It's cute, because it's round and compact with few textures or elements to indicate that it's not life-sized. As far as we know, it might as well be a life-sized sculpture depicting some kind of bug.

>> No.24356915

>>24356803
It does have kinda rounded shapes, but I don't really see the problem with it. I don't really get why you think it's cute, but I guess we just don't share the same opinion on what is cute, so whatever. And I don't really get why you're complaining about models not being the correct scale in 40k, nor do I get why you would think that it's some kind of bug when it pretty clearly depicts a Necron piloting a vehicle of some kind, but again, that might just be a difference in opinion.

>> No.24356938

>>24342277
> I CAN'T SEE WHAT I AM SHOOTING !

>> No.24356948

>>24356938
Targeting sensors?

>> No.24356991

>>24356948
Of course, but that's less fun.

>> No.24357079
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24357079

>>24354501

>> No.24357159
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24357159

>>24354656
She tried to love a squig once. This was the result after she almost killed him.

>> No.24357165
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24357165

>>24354776
Not on my watch, you son of a bitch!

>> No.24357167
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24357167

>>24357159
She also loves kittens!

>> No.24357171

>>24356938
>I can't see what I'm shooting
That's my one gripe with the model. They should get rid of the camera and shorten the front a bit so he can see where he's going without a monitor.

Also I think it'd look better if it was elongated a bit.

All things said and done though, I like it, it's far from the worst model on the range (flayed ones).

>> No.24357177

>>24356915
the pilot is the only thing indicating that it's not a life-sized bug sculpture.

>> No.24357190
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24357190

>>24355206
Not everyone has to look exactly like the chart. There are anomalies out there, just like big titted Asians.

It is a fire caste, though, so you're right. I got it mixed up with this picture of an actual Air Caste I have

>> No.24357192

>>24357171
Flayed ones have some potential, if painted the Blanche way. I personally find praetorians horribly goofy and incoherent in design.

>> No.24357195

This looks like a crescent. I like it!

I might start an army of middle eastern/muslim themed Necrons with Genie C'tan too!

>> No.24357227

>>24357192
Yeah, the Praetorians could do without that weird ring thing on their back, but their spears are bitchin'

>> No.24357251

>>24357195
Make way for Phaeron Ali
Say hey! It's Phaeron Ali

Hey! Clear the way in the old Tomb World
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first in your tomb to meet his eye!

>> No.24357255

>>24357227
No, the spears look like weird shovels. They're not sharp at all.

>> No.24357275

>>24357255
I like them, they remind me of the Stargate Staff Weapons.

>> No.24357277

>>24357255
Energy blades.

>> No.24357300

Dogs would bark at Xeno the same way they'd bark at a Terminator.

>> No.24357301

>>24357277
They aren't. They're over-busy shovels without fine details but too much elements.

>> No.24357320 [DELETED] 

>>24357275
Sure, but there were a thousand better ways of designing them. Why not just make them good old staffs of light?
Oh, wait, that's because newcron staffs of light are ALSO ridiculous shovels.

Paddles, actually, since shovels are at least remotely sharp.

Yeah, they fight with crudely sculpted paddles

>> No.24357335

>>24357275
Sure, but there were a thousand better ways of designing them. Why not just make them good old staffs of light?
Oh, wait, that's because newcron staffs of light are ALSO ridiculous shovels.

Oars, actually, since shovels are at least remotely sharp.

Yeah, they fight with crudely sculpted oars.

>> No.24357339

>>24357300
But she's now a scarab!

>> No.24357353

>>24357339
A brain-devouring, zombie-making scarab!

>> No.24357358
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24357358

>>24357300
Its true, all animals hate xeno.

>> No.24357362

>>24357353
Nuh-uh, a regular necron scarab

>> No.24357369

>>24357358
wrong
>>24357167

>> No.24357378

>>24357362
You just watch, she's going to "accidentally" zombify some poor girl so she can experience humanity firsthand.

>> No.24357380

>>24357369
That kitten looks very unhappy.

>> No.24357387

>>24357380
No, he just looks like your regular kitten

>> No.24357390

>>24357369
>All animals hate Xeno
>She also loves kittens

These two statements are not contradictory.

>> No.24357401

>>24357390
But the kitten isn't clawing at her or anything

>> No.24357408
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24357408

What did ever happen to the Blue Grot?

>> No.24357415

>>24357408
Nothing, since she got petty much milked dry as a concept.

>> No.24357418

>>24357251
He faced the Tyranid Hordes
fought a thousand Bloodletters with Swords
Sent the Imperial Guard to their Lords he's Phaeron Ali!

>> No.24357425

>>24357408
why doesn't anybody ever include the swastika?

>> No.24357430

>>24357425

Because it's a swastika, perhaps?

>> No.24357437

>>24357415
>Implying Xeno wasn't dry as bones for ages already

>> No.24357448

>>24357437
Nope, proof: she still has lots of stuff happening to her.

Blue is not the anti-Xeno you fancied her to be, get over it.

>> No.24357458

>>24357430
What's wrong with it? It's there as a joke about orks being barbaric but considering themselves above other races.

>> No.24357464

>>24357418

He's got seventy-five space marine skulls
Aspect warriors?
He's got fifty-three
When it comes to exotic-type specimens
Has he got a zoo?
I'm telling you, it's a Trazyn-style menagerieeeee

>> No.24357473
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24357473

>>24357408
She and the rest of the Scraplootas are still around. Folks just tend not to post the pictures unless a thread has already been derailed.

>> No.24357480

>>24357458

Because other people who don't know anything about Orks might take offense.

Quick reminder that Wolfenstein was censored in Germany because it had big Nazi flags in it, forgetting that you're fighting the bastards in the first place. People don't give a shit about context when they feel like being offended.

>> No.24357504

>>24357448
>Xeno still has lots of stuff happening to her
>Implying avatarfagging, diaper jokes, and "Silly Xeno" are worth having things happen to her.

>>24357464
I hope you finish this, mate.

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24357525

>>24357448
You're the one making her out to be an Anti-Xeno, the other guy just asked whatever happened to Da Blue Grot.

>> No.24357594

>>24357464

Lord Ali! His dynasty, Phaeron A'bawwa
That machine! He rules us all
Most rightfully
Well, run your startup sequence
Charge up the gauss and ascend
To wage a war in the lair of Lord Ali!

>> No.24357665

>>24357504
She's got a pretty active Twitter feed in which interesting things are happening.

>> No.24357761

>>24357665
Mostly just her ripping off pop culture media or talking about how she murdered/enslaved yet another batch of humans.

>> No.24357870

>>24357761
but quite interestingly!

>> No.24357935

>>24357177
I can't really think of any bug that looks like that, though. Or were you thinking of something like a horned beetle? Because I guess the head shape of one of those is kinda reminiscent of this thing.

>> No.24357939

>>24357195
My god... They actually have the perfect setup for it.

>> No.24358056

>>24357761
She's a supervillain, what do you expect? She's like an adhorrible 40k version of Dr. Evil.

>> No.24358498
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24358498

>>24357251

God DAMN I need to start painting again.

>> No.24358912

>>24358498
It is rumored he was once a mere mortal that stumbled upon a tomb world.
Hired by selfish men to seek out treasures and bring them back, he was abandoned there when the party was attacked by some awakened natives.
He ventured further into the depths of this Tiger's Maw. Deeper and deeper he crawled. Until finally, he came across a strange device.
To him, it seemed but a light emitting device. A large green crystal was mounted on it, and it shone so brightly.
He struggled to lift it from where it lay, so large the gem and so bright its glow, he did not see the awakened natives approach him. He was not killed, like the rest. Deep within this tomb world, the natives got strange. They decided to temp the mortal with enormous dreams. Power beyond his wildest imaginings, wealth of entire worlds, an army of immortals, millions conquered and enslaved. He only had to wish for it.
The mortal did. They made him Phaeron. Now he does not desire power or wealth, only the end.

>> No.24359027

>>24358498
His cryptek needs to be Genie, since Genie was the one who made all the neat shit for Aladdin. How you would make that look right is beyond me, though.

>> No.24359091

>>24359027

I'd think that would end up being some sort of mix between an old timey wraith and a cryptek.

>> No.24359202

>>24359091
Maybe he is a wraith attached to a pylon looking device that is supposed to represent his lamp. Why he needs it could be anyones guess. Just say he has a second brain down there that helps him think of weird shit or something.

>> No.24359203

>>24359027
Why not a Shard?

>> No.24359258

>>24359203
Because they completely slipped my mind to be honest. Still, genie acted more as an adviser than a slave, despite the fact that he was actually the latter. I don't know, something about the idea of a friendly ctan is both retarded and hilarious, so I cant figure out exactly how I feel about it.

>> No.24359341

Must be a c'tan, end of story.

>> No.24359522

>>24359258
It is kinda retarded and hilarious, but it really works with the Tesseract Labyrinths and the space magic. Just blame it all on insanity and you're good to go.

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24359557

>>24359258
>>24359341
>>24359522
Why not just have him be a ctan who acts as Ali's cryptek?

>> No.24359632

>>24359557
Nah, Jafar is clearly the Cryptek trying to harness the power of the C'tan.

>> No.24359702

>>24359522
Considering that Shards Shards act and behave according to the shreds of the memories that possess of their former selves, you can have any type of personality.

For example a Deceiver Shard with the memories of the joyful prankster aspect of the Deceiver would act in a way similar the Aladdin's Genie.

>> No.24359726

>>24359702
They possess*

>> No.24359731
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24359731

>>24359341

Oh come now.

>> No.24359842

>>24359731
I still like it.
He needs either golden or green armbands like Genie had, though.

>> No.24360047
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24360047

>>24359842

mmmmmagic

>> No.24360172

>>24360047
Neat.

>> No.24360282

>>24360047
You aint never had a tek like me!

>> No.24360407

bump

>> No.24360554

>Blueberries
>Corgis/puppies
>Aladdin Necrons
This thread is made of dreams and miracles.

>> No.24360594
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24360594

We could never forget this little guy.

or at least I can't.

>> No.24360611

>>24360594
ewwww!
I don't like this

>> No.24360646

>>24360594
Abucron?

>allofmyc'tanshards.jpg

>> No.24360653

>>24357165
Of course he's a son of a bitch.
He's a dog.

>> No.24360663

>>24360653
DON'T EXPLAIN THE JOKE

>> No.24361003

>>24343012
Let's compare to the Land Raider.

250pts
14AV all round
4HPs
transport capacity of 12 (10 if non-codex)
Heavy Support choice
3 loadout options
Godhammer 2x Rg 48" Str 9 Ap 2 Heavy TL + RG 36" Str 5 AP 4 Heavy 3 TL
Redeemer 2x Template St 6 AP 3 + Rg 24" Str 6 AP 4 Heavy 4 TL
Crusader 2x (3x Rg 36" Str 4 AP 4 Rapid Fire) + Rg 24" Str 6 AP 4 Heavy 4 TL + additional 4 transport slots (6 for non-codex)

Can shoot an additional weapon at full BS, assault vehicle, can purchase a multimelta for 10 points, a storm bolter for 10 points, extra armour for 15 and a HKM for 10 points, dedicated transport for a single squad of terminators

The banana is only better against killing blob guard, orks and spamnids, but the land raider is more surviveable.

>> No.24361108

>>24360611
I do.
Now we need a really fucking flat flying scarab for them to surf on like Carpet.

>> No.24361129

>>24361108
How about a cybernetic Nicassar?

>> No.24361167

>>24361129
Or a mindshackled one.

>> No.24361223

>>24361129
>Necron Overlord riding on top of a cybernetic and telekinetic polar bear pancake
Fuck yeah!

>> No.24361342

>>24361223
Dont forget his robot monkey companion!

>> No.24361417

>>24361342
Robot monkey-scarab-elephant thingy would be more like it.

>> No.24361451

>>24361417
Or its a robot monkey that can pilot a giant scarab elephant thing to represent both sides of Abu.

>> No.24361812

Iago should be the C'tan shard. A low powered, bitterly cynical shard.

>> No.24361871

>>24361812
How about a Necron head that just floats around doing nothing but snark against people?

>> No.24362206
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24362206

>>24361871
Get your own schtick, fleshbag.

>> No.24362232

>>24362206
Yeah just like that!

>> No.24362240

>>24342277
it actually looks fine, IMO.

>> No.24362276

>>24361871
I actually had an idea kinda like this for a campaign. The BBEG would have acquired the severed head of a Necron Lord, and together they would FIGHT CRI- do badwrong stuff.

>> No.24362583
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24362583

Xeno should be the princess. She has a crown and everything.

>> No.24362656

>>24362583
Or she could not be the princess.

>> No.24362667

>>24362583
>Human becomes a necron phaeron through cryptek/ctan fuckery, dethrones the evil Duke who tried to dethrone the current ruler, and marries the princess who is now the current Lord
Its kind of frightening how well Xeno fits into that. Just replace Rajah with Drone/Weaver and you are good to go.

>> No.24362705

>>24362667
I should mention also that Im against it, I just thought the parallels were kinda funny.

>> No.24362939

>>24362667
She even has her own Jafar already. Come to think of it, somebody should probably tell her that her kingdom is going to get into trouble if she's not around to rule it.

>> No.24363014

>>24362667
Drone would have to be a Tomb Spyder to wrk as Rajah.

>> No.24363078

>>24363014
>Drone would have to be a Tomb Spyder
He turns into one at the end of Tau Quest.

>> No.24363276

>>24363078
Fascinating

>> No.24364444

What about the magic carpet?

>> No.24365131

>>24364444
What a waste of quads.

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24365272

>>24365131
You're telling me.

>> No.24365880

>>24365131
>caring about repeating digits

>> No.24366641

>>24365880
>24365880
>365880
>880
>88
Nice dubs.

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