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24316404 No.24316404 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

WHORES!

Escorts, hookers, prostitutes, harlots for hire, cheap wenches and slatterns in general.

How fares the ancient practice of prostitution in your games? Not at all, perhaps a little, moderately so, the BBEG is the Whorelord of the elemental plane of Lust? Have you had any fun adventures with, near, or concerning whores?

Tell me of the red-light districts in your setting, /tg/.

>> No.24316531

Depends on where. Small towns have the occasional girl whose family have died, or if she's been disowned or something, and if she's lucky she can prostitute herself at an inn or something.
In one of the cities there's a proper brothel where the standard for working girls is rather high and work environment is safe. But most of them are either trafficking victims or recent poverty. So unless you go to a brothel it's most likely someone trying to sell you sex with a drugged-up homeless child.

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>>24316404
Thanks to the recent ERP threads I have a legitimate interest in the idea of a 'magic brothel' where the clientele all get use of alchemy for exotic enhancements to up their appeal.

I like the idea of the PCs being able to aid said brothel by hunting down ingredients, getting to use potions themselves for enhancements, and then having to deal with the unexpected political fallout when the increasingly-popular bordello is under pressure for harboring a bunch of superhumans, thanks to all the alchemical changes.

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24316733

Two things that have always interested me are holy orders of prostitutes and assassin-whores. Mostly because a prostitute paladin sounds silly and a small army of unassuming death is always fun.

>> No.24316759

>>24316733
Thing is you got historical basis on your side. And I like the idea of paladin sex workers. I mean, there is an entire world there in need of succor and an end to suffering and unrighteous works.

>> No.24316802

>>24316759
They have that in india, where hindi girls become taught/forced to give sex to any man.

>> No.24316812
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24316812

> Party is tracking down an evil wizard, who is actually an Adult Black Dragon who sounds like Alan Rickman
> They track him to a bordello where nobles go for "exotic" pleasures
> One is a prostitute who specializes in pain
> She's a young woman who was born beautiful on one side, but her mouth is stretched out on the other and filled with razor sharp teeth
> Her body is covered in scars, and her left arm is missing below the elbow
> She tells the party about how the wizard likes inflicting pain, that he was there earlier to retrieve something for a ritual
> Gave the party the information they needed to stop him

That was a great encounter. Completely non-sexual, but it set the tone for the rest of the encounter, and was the first real glimpse the party had of the kind of pain the BBEGs caused to others.

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>wakfu in OP image
>thread is not about wakfu

OP is quite the gambler, me says.

>> No.24316837

>>24316802
...I meant more a Paladin working socially as a prostitute to end shit like child trade, drug abuse, whorephobia, violence, exploitation, and all that. Creating an organized and unionized force.

Unless you meant the historical basis, in which case I was talking about stuff like temple prostitutes and the holy whores of Babylon and whatnot.

>> No.24316846

>>24316816
>That outfit

But what is she wearing on her... back...

Oh my.

>> No.24316852

>>24316733
>sleep with people who're likely to kill you

You will have to specialize in callboys

>> No.24316858

>>24316404
The shop right next to the whore house was a sex change potion shop. And it was sold out.

Think about it.

>> No.24316871

>>24316816
To the best of my knowledge, the women in said image are of whorish sort. I deemed it worthy.

>> No.24316877

>>24316858
All I'm thinking about is the money to be made off of a bordello that offers the service of a one-night sex change spell, and then YOU get to be the callgirl for the night! Or the solicitor.

>> No.24316878

>>24316846
More "cards". You can actually see them right there in the image.

>> No.24316897
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>>24316858
Wait...what?

>> No.24316901

>>24316878
Reminds me that my setting has a Goddess of Luck whose angels are basically Vegas Showgirls, and the whole worship and domain practically demands gambling and ridiculous outfits and shows of bravado.

>> No.24316983

>>24316837
Yeah temple prostitutes, they force girls into that nowadays too. Not so much in mordern areas but you know a lot of it are poor towns.

Oh so being a prostitute is "morally right" and doing drugs is morally "wrong" now? And how else do you expect a 12 year old girl on the street to get over getting fucked by old farmers or white sex tourists who can fuck her for the cost of a big mac?
If anything those paladins would be pimps, like... pimpadins. And they'd walk around and be all like "Bitch you better have the church's money or I'mma lay my hands on you".
Or hey if we're talking DnD, maybe they could have like an "aura of contraception" or anti-STD spell to their party members.
Because yeah... I don't buy into the whole "oh hey I know, I'll go have sex with creepy motherfuckers so they don't rape somebody, sure beats working or at least until some guy gets infatuated and decides to kill me and/or himself out of rejection."
I mean shit, as if social workers didn't have it bad enough

>> No.24317052

>>24316897
Eventually, people will want to try new things and what is more new than trying the other side of sex?

>> No.24317064

>>24316983
The hell you on about? Drug trade destroys lives since it's not legalized and is more profitable if it's kept illegal. Leading to drug wars, violence, shit like black tar heroin, no drug rehab, demonization of drug use, etc. That is what is morally wrong.

And said prostitute Paladin would work to create a place where that 12 year old DOESN'T have to sell her body to get by, is the idea. Doing social work from within the system, instead of riding around smiting shit with a sword.

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>>24316858
>>24317052
This is a children's show, right? With a whorehouse on display and implied /d/eviant shenanigans?

>> No.24317297

>>24317131
It's French.

>> No.24317318

>>24317131
Children's show... right.

Dude, it puts a lot of adult-oriented anime to shame in terms of plot, writing, and deviancy.

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24317338

And not a word about damaged goods, she can do more with her stump than most girls can with their whole body.

>> No.24317370

A player in my group sold her hand in marriage to a lecherous sultan in exchange for an army to storm the BBEG's castle. Does that count?

>> No.24317374

>>24316759
Welcome to Ardavia's pervue. Bondage paladins for the win.

>> No.24317419

>>24317064
By fucking people? How's do you figure that would work? I mean... how are you going to find enough people willing to work as "holy prostitutes" to saturate the market, and how would that really change people's view on dehumanization of prostitutes and less of a need for child trafficking?

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>> No.24317438

>>24317419
a) religion
b) magic

>> No.24317527

>>24317419
Remember, paladins do work for an actual god.

>> No.24317555

>>24317419

Magic, mostly.

>> No.24317565

Paladins and Clerics of Sharess would probably love to have sex and be paid for it.

http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Sharess

Loviatar's followers would probably make for good pro-dom(me)'s.

http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Loviatar

>> No.24317672

>>24317338
...

Why does she has _pairs_ of socks?

(And what's wrong with me to ask that?)

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24317702

>>24316531
>>24316802
>>24316983
>>24317419
These posts reflect the reality of prostitution.

>>24317438
>>24317527
>>24317555
>>24317565
These posts reflect the fantasy element.

>> No.24317711

>>24317672
Don't know. Can you tell me why her boxers say anal on the waistband?

>> No.24317721

>>24317338
She looks neither fit nor old enough to be a proper whore. Her employer will get a visit from the prostitute paladin.

>> No.24317725

>>24317672
because they're sold in pairs?

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24317733

>>24317702
How very observant.

>> No.24317761

>>24317725

Yeah, but they are up on the clothes' line in pairs. Implying they were washed in pairs. But she can't have worn them in pairs...

>> No.24317841

>>24316575
Do continue.

>> No.24317847

>>24317064
Personally, I don't have issues with the whole "holy prostitution" thing. It has enough historical precedent.

What I have issues with is the "prostitution paladin" thing. Prostitution cleric, priestess/priest, druid, etc.? Sure.

But not just any holy person is a paladin. A paladin is by definition a holy warrior, called from on high and blessed with holy abilities to combat the forces of evil.

A paladin doesn't just promote good, or even just fight evil in some sense. They battle evil martially. They are a questing knight. It's a very specific trope and calling.

Running a bordello, no matter how good the effects, is not something a paladin can do and still be a...paladin. It's like saying your a lawyer who runs a bordello but you have never studied law, don't practice law, and have never passed the bar. You're not a lawyer.

Holy prostitution, prostitution providing benefit to society, bordello's being run by holy people, sure fine. You're just not a paladin.

>> No.24317875

One of my 3.5E characters? Female human rogue. Used to be a prostitute. Was... servicing a client. Client turned out to be a thief, who then went and got knifed by two rivals in her room while she was freshening up, and decided she probably needed to die to tie up loose ends. She turns the dead client's dagger on one of her assailants and kills him by sheer luck, then while the other one is caught by surprise she slots him too. She's then left in a room with three corpses and a large amount of money, so she does a runner from the town and ends up falling in with a bunch of travelling adventurers having assumed the (false, although she doesn't know that) name of the client she was servicing.

She still knows the tricks of the trade (harr harr) and is always the party's ace in the hole whenever they need to find something in a city's underbelly.

>> No.24317886

>>24317761
Unless she likes wearing a sock on the nub of her leg?

>> No.24317892

>>24317847

What's to stop a paladin from running a bordello in their down time between crusading? The war against evil may be eternal, but every warrior needs rest. Why not do something while recovering from your wounds and weariness that can help the world still?

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>>24317565
It has ocurred to me that a cleric prostitute would probably be a better choice than a paladin prostitute.

>> No.24317976

>>24317875

Reminds me of that one time two of our characters were assailed by some sort of lizardman assassin while visiting the local bordello. Scaly bastard tried to do us in just as we had our pants down, literally. One of us actually died (or nearly so? it has been a couple of years), the other one barely escaped, half naked and with the naked (near-)corpse of his companion slung about his shoulders.

>> No.24317999

>>24317131
I didn't know it was a show. I looked up the plot just now, and I almost wish I understood french so I could watch some.

>> No.24318009

>>24317892
I guess I'll concede that. There are definitely ways it could work. A paladin of such a sect may also double as a high priest, or some other leader who would technically be over such an establishment.

I would consider that quite an outlier personally. Being a paladin is a pretty full time job, and any such establishment would realistically have to have someone else running it the vast majority of the time.

I take similar issue with the "baker" paladin I hear brought up occasionally, and any other occupation. When you are gone 99% of the time questing and battling evil it's pretty hard to maintain a skill set or run a business. Paladins at their core are unattached, not for moral reasons, but practical ones.

But, yeah, I can see it working under some specific sets of circumstances.

>> No.24318027

>>24317761
maybe old habbits die hard and she still sorts them into pairs like she used to before losing the leg.

>> No.24318094

>>24317999
there are sub titles for it.

>> No.24318114

>>24317976
So my character used to have tremendous fun teasing the party's paladin. She would flirt with everyone, not because she actually had any particular attraction to them, but because she thought their reactions were hilarious, and she reserved her best stuff for the paladin. Pretty much everything she EVER said to him was some form of innuendo, suggestive remark or reference to her previous profession. It very clearly irritated the hell out of him so she kept doing it.

And so one night he fucked her.

The next morning he told her that her opinion of her sexual prowess was vastly inflated and that he'd never sworn a vow of chastity, he just never found sex particularly enjoyable and she hadn't done a thing to change his opinion - in fact, he'd "had much better."

She stopped teasing the party after that.

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>>24317999
>I looked up the plot just now, and I almost wish I understood french so I could watch some.

http://brotherhoodoftofuv2.tumblr.com/wakfu-season-1

Here's where you can find the entire thing, subbed, including the specials. Have fun watching one of the greatest cartoons.

>> No.24318130

>>24318027
You're all being silly.

She clearly lives with another one-legged girl as a roommate.

>> No.24318158

There's a regulated guild for them in my campaign. Makes sure everything's clean and on the up and up for the consumer, and they shut down their competition the hard way

>> No.24318198

>>24318116
My party once fought an insane rock and roll thrash metal guy who dressed as the grim reaper and was insane because he knew every song in the entire world so music had no more magic or mystery to him, his name was Thrillby, they never caught on.

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>>24317999
It's also vidya, I believe.

>> No.24318234

>>24318198
>My party once fought an insane rock and roll thrash metal guy who dressed as the grim reaper and was insane because he knew every song in the entire world so music had no more magic or mystery to him, his name was Thrillby

LET ME LOVE YOU.

>> No.24318280

>>24318114
Let me get this straight:
>never swear vow of chastity
>remain chaste as a personal choice because you literally don't give a fuck
>fuck some smartass chick just to prove a point
>subsequently deliver the pretentious bitch an uttermost tolding

based paladin

>> No.24318384

>>24318280
That seems like the long and short of it.

>> No.24318467

>>24318384
There's a pun in there somewhere.

>> No.24318504

>>24318467
For a short time she got the long end of it?

>> No.24318544

It's legal but heavily regulated. No real gender bias, and inter-species is actually subtly encouraged to reduce the likelihood of pregnancies.

>> No.24318553

Well my character owns a bar and no one talks about the once/twice a week that some poor disowned or sold or enslaved by the nobles in all but name girl comes in and he takes her around back, return then she's allowed to quietly ply her wares in the inn for the evening.

What they don't know is that my character is a widower and he's giving them night tea, to cover his ass and avoid them getting knocked up, then jumping off the main bridge in town into the rushing waters when no one will have them.

Cheerful setting ahoy!

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>>24318201
That is just a ludicrous amount of innuendo. Dear god, my sides.

>> No.24318610

Horrifying creatures of order hunt down women of the night and fit them with chastity belts.

The lands of order are a terrifying place.

>> No.24318619

>>24316812
Random harlot encounter table: because you meet slovenly trulls and haughty courtesans in the same places.

And there is a well-defined distinction between "saucy tarts" and "brazen strumpets".

>> No.24318733

>>24318201
This...this is a kid's show? Wow, amazing what they can get away with in France.

>> No.24318738

>>24318610
Seems like the perfect place to administer lawful hot dickings. Use the might of your god to smite their cruel bindings!

>> No.24318807

>>24318738
Nope. They only come off when a female and male of the same species come to the procreation center and speak to one of the order beings, and receive the proper paper work to sign so that they can have heterosexual relations in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

>> No.24318820

>>24318733
Explain where you got the idea its a kid's show, dull stone.

>> No.24318847
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Some are free, some are even citizens, but most are those who sold themselves into slavery to pay a debt or just support themselves (slaves have limited rights including guarantees of food, shelter, safety, and a pittance of a wage that can be deferred to the end of their contract).

That's on the human (NotRoman) side of the continent, though. In the dragonborn (NotMuslim) side, prostitution is a heinously unclean and unholy practice that is outlawed entirely, along with liquor, obscenity, indecency, and most kinds of pitted fruits. (Pitted fruits were outlawed by the holy prophet Bahamut, in accordance with the will of the one true god Rexa.)

In the central desert that takes up most of the continent, though, there is no real government. So anything goes.

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>>24318733
French animated series, anon. Shit's different.

>> No.24319171

>>24318807
Prostitute cleric would definitely have to knock some heads around that evil place. Yeesh. Paperwork. I mean, really.

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>>24318733


It might have started that way but they caught on to who their audience was fairly quick.

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>>24319488

Lets not forget this.

>> No.24319540

>>24319171
Oh yeah, paperwork everywhere. Want to get a horse? Paperwork. Want to learn magic? Paperwork. Want to head out of town? You bet your ass there's paperwork.

>> No.24319654

>>24319488
that fucking duck

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>>24318094
>>24318116
Any dubs for it? Anime fanatics (I know it's french) love Subs, they love them so much to death- that dubs are shunned.
In my line of work I am often working at the office AND at home for long hours and don't have time to READ stuff on another screen. Is there any Dubs for it out there? Anywhere? Even bad ones?

>> No.24319726

>>24319675
Aw, c'mon. Subs aren't bad.

>> No.24319759

>>24319726
Never said they were, I watched plenty back in my high school days- but they are rather useless to me now a days. So instead of NOT watching a great show I'd like to see if there are dubs so I can watch it.

>> No.24319818

>>24319675
hell. it looks good enough to watch with subs. i'd love a dub, but that would require american stations to allow it.

>> No.24319861

>>24319005
There was a disappointing lack of lesbian antics in that series.

>> No.24319883

>>24319675
They can't dub it because Ankama are huge jews who won't sell it anywhere but french itunes stores because that's the only way they can guarantee they get all da monies.

It will never be dubbed, just learn to love the french. It's honestly part of the show's charm, and with how they translate a lot of the terms (Gobball? Really?) A dub would only ever sound awful in comparison.

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>>24318201
>Tofu release

>> No.24319979

>>24319883
They actually experimented with a dub on the first episode, and it was atrocious. I'm glad its all in French, the puns work better

>> No.24320015

>>24319818
>>24319883
Honestly surprised there hasn't been fan dubbing of it. There are plenty of fan dubbed animes. Isn't there a whole country up north that speaks both french and english? You would think this would have been done by now.

>> No.24320067

>>24320015
probably because a lot of the puns would be lost in translation
and I don't think Europeans are averse to a little reading compared to the general US population...

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Original Anon
>>24319675
>Issue of not being able to read the screen. Thus subs are useless.

>>24319883
>A dub would only ever sound awful in comparison.
>>24319979
>I'm glad its all in French, the puns work better
Sigh. Just sigh.

>> No.24320096

>>24320071
How is it that you can somehow watch the show without looking at the screen? If you're watching at all, you can read the subs, ipso facto.

>> No.24320100

>>24319883
There's dubs in several European languages actually.

>> No.24320125

>>24318201
yeah overpriced fucking vidya, the show is better id say then the game but hey if you got nothing but time and money to waste on an MMO go right a head I guess....

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24320138

My guardsman owns a brothel. It was a gift from his inquisitor for not getting himself killed while escorting three psykers as they tried to get shit done. However, she forgot to tell him that this brothel is full of men, and that all the profits go to charity.

So basically my guardsman has a brothel full of gay men named after him.

>> No.24320140

>>24320067
Also, one in three Europeans are pretty comfortable with French, so they wouldn't need subs.

>> No.24320158

>>24320096
Probably he just pays attention to the sound, as if he were listening to a podcast. It's not a real problem with shows that don't rely heavily on image, but rather on spoken content (i.e., Penn & Teller Bullshit!, Mythbusters)

>> No.24320163

>>24320096
Most TV relies more on dialog than visuals to tell the story.

>> No.24320179

>>24320096
Well easy. Mostly I'm NOT watching the show. I'm looking at my work. Listening to the show and seeing coloured movement out of the corner of my eye on my other screen.

Occasionally I'll stop and look over at a funny antic or a fight seen. But devoting the full 25 min to watch? No happening. So not as black and white as you think it is.

>> No.24320195

>>24320125
I give the game points for not being a standard (EQ/WoW clone) MMO. It should be enjoyable enough if you can get a group of friends, as solo is lacking in tactics, and that'd be the whole point of turn and grid based combat.

>> No.24320204

>>24320138
>Sergeant Sam's Fighting Men.

>> No.24320215

>>24320179
Then I honestly don't know what to tell you, beyond saving Wakfu for when you're not working. Unless you have a good enough grasp of french to translate as you go you'll miss a lot of jokes

>> No.24320223

>>24320015
There's a whole country up north that speaks english and a section nobody likes that speaks french.

>> No.24320236

>>24317131
A child's story that can only be enjoyed by children is a horrible child's story.

>> No.24320286

>>24320215
>The vocalized jokes are the only thing that makes this show. Worthwhile. If you can't understand them the show is shit.
Am I reading that right? Because you are fucking wrong.

Does anon have no time at all put aside to watch it? Even his weekends?

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>The Doll Joint
A gentleman's club that specializes in all girls machine. You got ladies with prosthetic robot limbs, some of which have their own special “pleasure enhancement” attachments. You got your ladies with those gyromatic hips and that enhanced kung-fu grip to make your mushroom tip go drip, drip, drip. They even have a few girls who are authorized to use Multiarm Rigs (thanks often to forgeries and bribes by the club) and theyre even rumored to have a full blown full-body-prosthetics cyborg or two, though if you have to ask about them chances are you don't have enough money to afford one.
>Azrael's House of Alternative Delights
Its much like The Doll Joint, save for those who have chosen to go with biological augmentations rather than cybernetic ones. The staff is mostly human thanks to humans being the ones developing the bulk of cosmetic bio-augmentations and as such tailoring them for human use. Here you can find blue girls, girls with more flexibility than a contortionist on muscle relaxants, girls with two tongues and not always in the mouth, and anything else you desire. Run by a guy who calls himself Azrael thanks to his custom order bright red skin with obsidian black Hebrew markings and horns.
>Cosmic Love
This is the home of all things...xenomorphic. A bit of a social mixer for species mixers where those interested in more exotically shaped lovers can get together and...get together without fear of social reproach thanks to the exorbitant levels of discretion Cosmic Love can afford thanks to their exorbitant membership fees.

Theres others, but those are the big 3. Ah, how I love crazy sorta-cyberpunk settings.

>> No.24320331

>>24320286
Not saying that at all, but a lot of the jokes are based on wordplay with the French language so unless your fluent you'll miss some

>> No.24320384

>>24320331
Not the guy you're answering to, but, damn, now I begin to really regret letting my french unused.

>> No.24320418

>>24320384
Je ne pas parle francais.

I took french from 1st grade to 11th.This is all I learned. I regret nothing.

>> No.24320424

>>24319861
Sadly true.

>> No.24320443
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24320443

>>24317672
In most countries, socks come in pairs and are interchangeable.
>>24317721
She is a self-employed whore and a pure maiden, thank you very much.

>> No.24320455
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24320455

>>24320313
> only offering girls
do you even gender equality

>> No.24320457

>>24320443
Whores can't be maidens.

>> No.24320479

>>24320418
You learned it slightly wrong, btw. Should be, "je ne parle pas francais."

>> No.24320480

>>24320418
and you learnt it wrong. It's "Je ne parle pas français".

>> No.24320483
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24320483

>>24320455
>filename
>no monoboob
>is wearing a fucking symbol of Tzeentch

>> No.24320491

>>24320179
>Listening to the show and seeing coloured movement out of the corner of my eye on my other screen.
>
>Occasionally I'll stop and look over at a funny antic or a fight seen. But devoting the full 25 min to watch? No happening.


Then Wakfu is probably not the show for you. The visuals, the puns, and the dialogue are all woven together pretty tightly.

>> No.24320496

>>24320483
All part of the plan, man.

>> No.24320499

>>24320479
>>24320480
It helps get the point across.

That is all that matters.

>> No.24320503
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24320503

>>24320457
You shut your fucking face.

>> No.24320517
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24320517

>>24320483
> falling for filename trolling
> 2013

>> No.24320524

>>24320179
Dude, it sounds to me like you're not really enjoying ANY show, if that's how you watch them. What you want are radio plays. Go dig up the original Hitchhiker's Guide recording or something.

>> No.24320529

>>24320443
>self-employed whore
>pure maiden
I don't think so, Tim. Still does not appear able or of age, in any case.

>> No.24320563
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24320563

>>24320455
Whorehouses have always been more popular than manwhorehouses and I don't need to play by your LGBLTROFLBBQ shit. Some exist, sure, but they dont make enough to be as big a deal as Cosmic Love or The Doll Joint. AHoAD is probably weird and “progressive“ enough to have all sorts of weird combinations of genitals and body shape, though, since it is built by and for the in-universe equivalent of teen fad like furries or goth that I kinda stole from Batman Beyond and just gave em a different explanation than DNA splicing.

>> No.24320575

>>24316404

Disproportionately populated with ogres. Younger ogres are frequently sent out by the matriarchy to human lands to try to get impregnated, reason being that they are trying to fight the magical compulsion in their genes towards size and dim-wittedness, the best way to do that is cross-breeding with humans. What many people don't know is that giants are actually just ogres that haven't been able to cross-breed for some time.

Other than that it's pretty normal.

>> No.24320590
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24320590

>>24320517
>filename trolling
Except thats not how it works. You just named it wrong instead of giving it a humorous name based on who it isnt.

>> No.24320593
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24320593

>>24320563
> admitting women have a sex drive to be catered to
> LGBLTROFLBBQ shit

/tg/, why.

>> No.24320596

>>24319515
I am so used to anime "WHAT THEY ARE HOLDING HANS, IN PUBLIC, EHHHHHH"

That the fact they were so open that Grovy and Eva were having sex (which makes sense because it's two dating 17 year olds) caught me off guard.

>> No.24320610

>>24320593
>bawwwww muh gender equality
>LOL I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
Just leave.

>> No.24320627
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>>24320491
Dub Anon: All the same I'd like to watch-er listen to it. I hear great things about it, I find it hard to believe that the show would become grade F watching without all the language specific puns.

Thou at least I can hunt down the first two episodes (which have English counterparts apparently)

But without the remaining dubs existing ... Sa la vie.

>> No.24320665

>>24320627
>Sa la vie
I can see why dubs would be useful for you

>> No.24320667

>>24320610
Hey. Stop that. Manwhores exist. Nobody is saying they should because of reasons.

>> No.24320673
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>>24320590

>> No.24320689

>>24320627
>Dub Anon: All the same I'd like to watch-er listen to it. I hear great things about it, I find it hard to believe that the show would become grade F watching without all the language specific puns.

It's not the puns you're missing, it's the visuals. Wakfu, especially by the end of the first season and ALL of the second, becomes an experience. It needs your full attention.

If anything could possibly make the show F grade, it's the dubs of the first two.

>> No.24320696
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24320696

>>24320673
Now you're getting it!

>> No.24320704
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24320704

>>24316983
>"Bitch you better have the church's money or I'mma lay my hands on you".
Oh fuck that's great

>> No.24320706

>>24320596

I think they were 19 and 20 at that point.

>> No.24320729

>>24320673
>Spiderman
Well, is comprehensible to mistake both characters, they almost look alike, but...that's not Spiderman, that's Scarlet Spider.

>> No.24320735

>>24320706
>>24320596
No protection though, tsk tsk

>> No.24320770

>>24320735
>No protection though, tsk tsk

That reveal blew my fucking mind more than anything in the finale.

>> No.24320778
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>>24320696
Wait, I don't get it. It's just Spiderman.

>> No.24320781

>>24320735
Cra magic.

>> No.24320785
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24320785

>>24320778
Exactly!

>> No.24320790

>>24320778
Why is Astérix giving Deadpool a hammer?

>> No.24320793
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24320793

>>24320735

No time for sex ed when you're saving the world.

>> No.24320817
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24320817

>>24320790
Who's Deadpool?

>> No.24320833

>>24320593
Because a whorehouse catering to a male sex drive is more profitable than a whorehouse catering to a female sex drive.

>> No.24320838

>>24320817
Squirrel girl is so hot in that gif.

>> No.24320844

>>24320140
Also, for example all foreign tv shows and movies are subbed in places like Finland and Sweden.

>> No.24320887

>>24320770
>>24320735
>There will never be a season three where Eva, Grovy, and their daughter, who has the looks of her mother but the personality of her father, go on family adventure hijinks as Yugo grows older and starts to assume his role as king.

Yugo locking Quilby back in the blank zone was one of the most brutal punishments I have ever seen dished out, made more so by the fact he is only like 10 years old.

>> No.24320892

>>24320667
Sure, but they aren't gonna be anything notable. Playboy and Penthouse used to be damned near household names whereas Playgirl and Kitchen were not. It was also clearly stated those weren't the only whorehouses, just the big fish.

>> No.24320899

There's a whore's guild in the trade capital of the world. It looks, from the outside, like a posh manor. On the inside, it looks more like some cross between a casino common area(marble and gold and scantily clad women serving drinks with the lights turned down low) and a harem tent(silk and pillows and scantily clad women dancing around with an almost perfume-like scent hanging in the air) with women(and men) of dozens of different races catering to anything and everything any man(or woman) might want.

Aside from selling sex, if you know who, and how, to ask, you might be able to get information from the girls(or guys) or one of the madams(or sirs), about some of the more corrupt people that grace the building every few weeks or months.

And, then, of course there's the fact that the thieves' guild runs underneath it; if you know what doors to go through, you can end up somewhere you could buy almost anything and everything you might want(except people; that's upstairs in the guild-house proper, and it's only temporary).

>> No.24320910

>>24320887

Don't make me feel that feel,

>> No.24320923

>>24317711
So does that shirt with the flower on it hanging outside the door.

>> No.24320936
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>>24320887
>their daughter, who has the looks of her mother but the personality of her father

MUH DICK.

>The rest of that

MUH FEELS

>> No.24320941

>>24320833

Yeah, but in a cyberpunk setting with open sexuality and a culture that prefers sexual experimentation and rampant hedonism (like was implied by >>24320313), why NOT cater to everyone you possibly can? You might have MORE she-whores, but a few man-whores can do nothing but increase your profit margins.

>> No.24320982
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24320982

>>24320887
Damnnit anon. Why.
Th-there's still hope for a movie, right? Please?

>> No.24321006
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24321006

So your party is in some backwater town chilling at the only inn when an emaciated girl (yet slightly attractive) in her mid-teens comes along. She looks miserable and occasionally coughs, she tells the party she'll hit the sack with any of them for a silver.

How does your party react?

>> No.24321032
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24321032

>>24316404
>filename

>> No.24321034

>>24318847
Lets do flang!

>> No.24321036

>>24320941
As the guy who wrote the thing that kicked it off, I just used girls and figured guys would probably be around too, but after seeing so many people get butthurt at a sex club not catering specifically to them, I'm probably gonna make them exclusively female.

Besides, a rampantly hedonistic society would know that people get really fucking asswrangled when someone tries to mix fetishes together, so presumably whorehouses would stay extremely specialized for this reason and to avoid stepping on the toes of the other whorehouses and beginning another Red Light District Shadow War.

>> No.24321040

>>24321006
give her two silver coins and sent her to the next temple with the eternal light's blessing.

>> No.24321050

>>24321006
Polymorph her into a more attractive shape, for starters. With wings, maybe, I'm feeling frisky.

>> No.24321063
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24321063

>>24321036
> one person brings up the idea of manwhores
> Everyone else jumps on them
> IT'S TOTALLY PERSON ONE'S FAULT

I respect your opinion and wish you well in future endeavors.

>> No.24321067

>>24321036

I only saw people getting buttmad about the idea that there should be dudes there too, though. THe first post was more like a little teasing thing and an excuse to post beefcake, I seemed to interpret it as.

>> No.24321096

>>24321006
>barbarian
You aren't food.
>monk
No.
>ranger
You aren't drink.
>bard
Not even a single tentacle? (and then he starts cackling maniacally)

>> No.24321108

>>24321063
>>24321067
I saw both sides getting upset for retarded reasons. God damn, /tg/ you need to quit thinking with your penis, even in a thread about whores.

>> No.24321142

>>24321096
That sounds like my kind of bard.

>> No.24321145

>>24321006
I'm Magic, I'd cure her disease and feed her. She would become healthy and curvy under my care, look up to me as a father, maybe a brother, savior? It matter not, for I mindrape her, use her like a rag, then sell the rest or use her as a mule.

>> No.24321167
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24321167

>>24320887
Don't do this to me.

It's not fair.

>> No.24321191

>>24316846
Look closer, you can see the paw shaped clip for the back half of the skirt.

She's definitely not wearing any panties though. Most wakfu girls don't

>> No.24321194
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24321194

>>24321145

>> No.24321217

>>24320071
Dude. Whatever it is you're doing, stop for a half hour a day and watch a silly french cartoon.

There is -nothing you could be doing- which is so important that you can't take a break from it. It will improve your work.

>> No.24321254

>>24321006
Bring out 50 silver from my purse and start popping those quarters in, baby.

>> No.24321255

>>24321217
What if he's like one of those homeless guys that have to constantly do something to stop reality from breaking?

>> No.24321264
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>>24321217

>Watches first episode
>Maybe just one more
>12 hours later

No regrets.

>> No.24321266
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24321266

>>24320887

>> No.24321269

>>24321255
French Cartoons are something.

>> No.24321274
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24321274

>>24320887
Cleo will never be the hot aunt.
We will never see if Adamai gets non-retarded-looking forms once he's older.
Az will never settle down and spend his days annoying a beagle in a little red doghouse
We will never see Grougal grow up.
General Crazytits will never have any characterization past crazy and tits.

>> No.24321300
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24321300

>>24321274
>General Crazytits will never have any characterization past crazy and tits.


That point doesn't bother me that much.

>> No.24321307

>>24321274
When Yugo touched the cube and got that rush of Eliatrope history don't we basically see him and Adamai much older standing together? It's been a while but I think that's a thing.

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>>24321254

>> No.24321320

>>24320982
The movie is confirmed AFAIK, it's the third season that may or may not happen.

>>24320887
But that's just Cleophee.

>> No.24321328

>>24320941
>but a few man-whores can do nothing but increase your profit margins.
Or turn off your primary consumer base.

>> No.24321337

>>24321300
But we will never see her and her prince not wage war against every other nation.

Because they are a peaceful people.

>> No.24321343

>>24321300
I wish I could find the animated version of this
/co/ used to post it all the time, but that was a long time and a laptop ago

>> No.24321355

>>24321328

Because a couple scantily clad men detract from a dozen scantily clad women. I dunno about you but I've never had a problem getting it up around dudes if there's enough hot ass around to excite me.

>> No.24321363

>>24318198
Fuck me, that's just brilliant

>> No.24321364
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24321364

Not too prevalent, it sometimes comes up but there's rarely anyone in my party who goes out of their way to get hookers. I'm pretty sure a couple characters have actually had a background in prostitution.

Goddamn I need to start watching Wakfu/Dofus

>> No.24321367

>>24318116
it seems none of the links are working.

>> No.24321369

>>24320941
Trying to appeal to a broader audience instead of remaining specialized is exactly how EA kills every new company they buy. Now take into account the ultraviolent corporate culture of your average Cyberpunk setting and branching out is a very bad idea.

>> No.24321372

How big was the group of Eliatropes that ran things?

I know most Eliatropes are not reborn, just their leaders, and you had King Yugo and Adamai, Science Officer Quilby and Shininome.

And then Chiby and Grogal, but do we know their role, or who else was on that leader council? Balthazar's sibling for example?

>> No.24321383

>>24321145
Well aren't we edgy.

>> No.24321385

>>24321367
Which are you clicking? The first link is DD and the second is streaming.

>> No.24321408

>>24321385
i clicked both. the DD is completely shut down, and streaming may work, but it's racist towards amerifat like me

>> No.24321409

>>24321372
Six of them. Chibi was actually the science officer. Qilby was the historian.

>> No.24321411

>>24321383
Please, that isn't even a bit of edge.

>> No.24321437

>>24321006

Take her to the nicest inn in town and tap that ass all night. In the wee hours of the next morning, while she's curled up next to me, I'd quietly steal away leaving a bag of 100 gold pieces next to her. I'd have the host bring her a feast of a breakfast, too. Then I'd meet my party outside of town and move on.

>> No.24321447

>>24321408
I just went in and clicked both, stream works and so does DL. Has to be something on your end, Anon.

>>24321409
>Quilby was the historian

That's just fucking cruel.

>> No.24321452

>>24321408
Just downloading the first episode now, from the hotfile link. Not sure whats up on your end

>> No.24321474

>>24321447
Half the time he was also their father.

>> No.24321506

>>24321447
hmm, maybe my setup's too hot or my neighbor's connection is too slow. i'll reboot & start again. thanks Anon.

>> No.24321508

>>24321437
And then the host finds the coins when delivering her breakfast because he got there before she woke up, she catches him in the act of stealing them and tries to stop him, and he ends up raping and killing her, then retiring on the money you left behind. I hope you're happy.

>> No.24321513

>>24321006
Well, most of the party would ignore it, mostly because it falls under the purview of of the last member.

The last member, a fallen Maester, of all tings, would hire her to work at his brothel.

>> No.24321518
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>>24321408
It's working perfectly fine on my end.

>> No.24321524
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>>24316404
The Patron Saint of ERP blesses this thread.

>> No.24321591
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>>24321513

Really? Ignore her?

None of them would accept the offer or try to turn her life around. Just ignore her.

Do they ignore highwaymen attacking caravans too?

>> No.24321594

>>24321474
>Half the time he was also their father.
>Having to fucking babysit your races political leaders over and over and over again for all of eternity, and then teach snot-nosed little shits the same historical lessons over and over again.

I already sympathized with Quilby.

Now I think he was too kind.

>> No.24321669

>>24321591
She's just some random sickly waif out for a buck. Probably doesn't rank high on most adventurer's priorities.

>> No.24321670

>>24321508

Damn you. I had thought of that, I just hoped nobody would catch it. I guess I'd sort of loiter for a while and make sure everything goes smoothly, like a dark knight. And then after the girl leaves the inn I'd murder the host for thinking impure thoughts about the girl.

>> No.24321701

>>24321594

Poor fucker. They also punished him in the most horrific manner for one such as himself.

>> No.24321718

>>24321591

Not every adventurer is out for justice. If I saw a group of highway men attacking a caravan, I'd kill the highway men and rob the caravan myself. At least they get to live to see another day when we do it my day.

>> No.24321724

>>24321594
Frankly, the only bit I didn't understand was why he jumped straight to trying to drain the planet when he hasn't seen it in thousands of years. You'd think there would be enough fresh sights to keep him occupied for a century or two.

>> No.24321747 [SPOILER] 
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>>24321006
Have one of my knights whip the back of her legs with a wooden rod for violating the law by prostituting herself.

Then leave her a few copper stars and tell her to head to the nearest sept.

Law and order.

>> No.24321782
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24321782

Prostitution in my fantasy games is a near universal phenomenon, to a lesser extent in areas with moral or religious codes forbidding the practice.

They're generally slaves or penniless commoners and the vast majority are looked down upon with the rare exception of some famous courtesan or temple prostitute.

Pretty standard "realistic" fare really. If one of my players wants to peruse hookers I just fade to black.

>> No.24321877

>>24318116
Question! will any of these formats play on WMP? or do i have to download another player?

>> No.24321879
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24321879

>>24318130
>>24318027
>>24317886
>>24317761
>>24317672

She buys the socks in pairs and wears them one at a time, guys, geez.

Monday: 1a
Tuesday: 1b
Wednesday: 2a
Thursday: 2b
Friday: 3a
Saturday: 3c
Sunday: laundry day

>> No.24321907 [DELETED] 

>>24316404
How dare you call my Evangeline a whore!
I'll kill you, you bastard!
;_;[/spolier]

>> No.24321913

>>24316404
How dare you call my Evangeline a whore!
I'll kill you, you bastard!
;_;

>> No.24321922

>>24316404
Last time I included whores, minor dark elf whore who was supposed to be an odd and plot-relevant NPC, but not terribly vital, became the center of focus for one of the PCs, love interest, and eventually wife.

In character, he never figured out that she was a whore. He was told she was a 'lady', she was dressed in expensive looking clothing, assumed her to be an actual noblewoman. He decided he'd start courting her, and things sort of spiraled out of control from there.

I suspect he OOC worked extremely hard to preserve his IC ignorance.

>> No.24321967

>>24321907
>>24321913
Glitch in the Matrix?

>> No.24321968
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24321968

>>24321913

That's not Evangelyne, bro. Just some Cra strumpet.

>> No.24321991

>>24321913
She's not even in that scene.
Or female, at the time.

>> No.24322141

>>24321968
Man all y'all pointy ears look alike.

>> No.24322200 [SPOILER] 
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24322200

>>24321968

incoming best Eva.

>> No.24322346

>>24321968
Y-You dare deny our l-love?!

>> No.24322358
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24322358

>>24322200
>dat bulge
Now you KNOW they're in love.

>> No.24322367

>>24321877
I don't think WMP can handle *.mkv, try VLC or Media Player Classic

>> No.24322408

cccp

>> No.24322443
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24322443

>>24322346

Here, have a wallpaper sized one as payment.

>> No.24322581

>>24319005

What's this one?

>> No.24322712

Also the most annoying thing about watching Wakfu is knowing enough french to catch one word in three or occasional phrases but trying to read the subtitles in english. Your brain keeps jumping the tracks, I really need to get back into French lessons.

>> No.24322791
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24322791

Why is it that /tg/ has more Wakfu threads than /co/ now.

I'm not complaining

>> No.24322795

>>24316404
>the BBEG is the Whorelord of the elemental plane of Lust?
In my game Emperor BBEG murdered his father because he was sick of the old man spending all his time whoring instead of expanding the empire.

>> No.24322843

>>24322791

/tg/ holds onto things longer than /co/. /co/ is fundamentally about whatever is currently airing or in print, with a bit of older stuff here and there. /tg/ is fundamentally about games, with a big section of them being creative, so drawing from good sources is common, no matter how new or old they are.

>> No.24322862
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>>24319654
Every time.
Every.
Single.
Time.

And it knows. That goddamn smug grin.

>> No.24322864
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24322864

>>24322581
Google says 'linus et boom chase'. That is apparently fanart.

>> No.24322887
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>>24320457
Lies and slander.

>> No.24322896
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>>24317338
Goddamit.

>> No.24322934

There are whores. They're a good source of information, and you can fade to black with them if you wish.

>> No.24322954
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24322954

>>24322862

>> No.24322973

>>24322896
>>>/d/4718473

>> No.24322997

>>24322973
Thank you, I did not know she could be any more perfect!

>> No.24323008

>>24322954
Diabolical.

>> No.24323033

>>24316404
I have a character who is plaing an ex-whore

>> No.24323049
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24323049

>>24322843
And when you mix in the elf chicks, brown chicks, monstergirl chicks and DEM HIPS, you ensure that /tg/ will never let go.

>> No.24323068

>>24322843
>/tg/ holds onto things longer than /co/
Except for things of their own creation.

>> No.24323080 [SPOILER] 
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24323080

>>24323008

>> No.24323083
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24323083

>>24322896
Aint nothing wrong with a Bikko, son.

>> No.24323092

>>24321701
Ya, you do not fuck with King Yugo

>> No.24323121
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24323121

>>24323049

I wouldn't let go of dem hips either...

>> No.24323127

>>24323080
NOW THAT IS JUST OVER THE LINE.

Heh. Craytits has a ballgag on hers.

>> No.24323149

My barbarian was once paid to impregnate every woman in a tribe of amazons, does that count?

>> No.24323154

>>24321724
Because his illness had proceeded too far for that to happen. The universe was too small for him by that point.

>> No.24323156 [SPOILER] 
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>>24323008

>> No.24323165

>>24323149
What the fuck kind of Amazons 'pay' for men?

>> No.24323178
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>>24323121
They'd certainly make good handholds.

>> No.24323211
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>>24323178

The best even.

Real best Eva cap incoming.

>> No.24323276
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>>24323127

>> No.24323301
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>> No.24323309

>just had a visitor
>slutty friend with Wakfu-tier hips
>come check /tg/
>this thread
Coincidende? I think not.

>> No.24323339
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24323339

>>24323309
The only question is what are you doing here when you could be doing her?

>> No.24323348

>>24323309
I don't believe you

I must see these hips

>> No.24323372
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24323372

>>24323309

>Wakfu tier hips
>on a real human

I'm not sure this is physically possible.

>> No.24323385

>>24323309
>Slutty
>Hips
>Not being balls deep in that

What's it like being gay?

>> No.24323399
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>>24316404
If you roleplay sexual encounters with your friends you're gay.

>> No.24323427
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24323427

>>24323399
Or bisexual

>> No.24323436

>>24323385
Hes not just gay, hes That Gay.

>> No.24323457

>>24319675
There were plans to dub it. They even showed a little bit at a Con somewhere.
It was pretty bad.

>> No.24323465
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>>24323339
>xelor girls
Best girls.

>> No.24323472

>>24323399
I have literal sex with the male and female members of my group because we are all swingers.

>> No.24323478

It became a plot point once, when we went to a city outside of the glorious motherland, and saw whores. Now, not only weren't there whores in our own country, sex for pleasure was considered such an abhorrent concept that one could only draw analogues to cannibalist, or necrophilia. We weren't just appalled, it was like seeing people killing and eating children on the streets. Thankfully we had been prepared for such culture-shock and were trained not to kill people for their depravity.

If you've never tried it, playing a hyper-moralistic zealot is incredibly fun. You get to basically spit on everyone, all the time, remind them constantly as to how loathsome and decadent their society is, and generally disparage all of their cultural achievements because they're sodomites, which is incredibly fun when the DM was planning on it being more of a liberating experience, with us finding out the joys of a freer, less puritanical society. We of course went the other direction, and treated everyone like animals. It was an occupation after all, seems to me that's exactly how we should've been acting.

He did get fucking maaaaaajor butthurt when we came across a group of our countrymen getting ready to lynch a girl for whoring in the occupational quarter of the city. Paladin popped out and gave a hardassed speech about how bad he was going to kill all of them, so we stepped in, whipped his monkey ass and hung him next to the kid.

I don't know what the guy's problem was. You told us we were super-militant triplemuslims, you told us that we saved these ungrateful cretins from the Orcs and you told us that we're here to prevent their weak, vapid culture from self-destruction before we can harden it against future attacks. Why the hell would we ADOPT the culture of a people who just got their shit kicked? Fucking DMs, man.

>> No.24323500

>>24323465
>You finish
>Localized time warp around your dick, READY TO GO AGAIN

>> No.24323530

>>24321006
Hire her as a maid, or a guard if she's willing. It's solid pay and three square meals, and she won't find a safer place to work on the continent. If she doesn't want the job, my cleric would at least insist on buying her a meal and giving her money to get onto her feet.

>> No.24323537

>>24323465
>Sand in the Vagina

>> No.24323544

>>24323478
If it weren't for DMs, you'd have no imaginary worlds to be a dick in.

>> No.24323545

>>24323472
Kinky.

>> No.24323579

>>24323478
Wait, did the whore try to whore in a part of the city full of people whom everyone knows hates whores? Was it like law there that whores hang? Why did the Paladin get involved? Paladins are supposed to respect laws, if the girl went in there knowing that what she was doing was punishable by death, it seems out of character for a Paladin to intervene when justice is done.

>> No.24323605

>>24323579
>Paladins are supposed to respect laws,

Paladins respect Good laws, they're under no obligation to give one shit about Evil or Neutral laws beyond the point to which those laws create order.

Chaotic laws are, obviously, ignored on principle and actively fought.

Not that this is relevant, I just wanted to nitpick.

>> No.24323631

>>24321006
>illiterate minotaur paladin
Nope.
>Terminally retarded dwarf fighter
Too drunk to notice.
>Shardmind Sorcerer
Nope. He only has a thing for male dwarves.
>Human Shaman
Maybe, but he's probably trying to lay downn some wicked tunes on his, and I quote, "bitchin' skullcordion"
>Tiefling Cleric
If there ain't no killin', he ain't willin'

>> No.24323637
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24323637

Adorable

>> No.24323662
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24323662

>>24323500
Excellent point.
>>24323537
Easily remedied.

>> No.24323682

>>24323662
>Easily remedied.
Yeah... with MORE SAND

>> No.24323713

>>24323682
If you're into BDSM, I guees.

>> No.24323719

>>24323544
Well I know that, but you know what I mean. It's not like we were sleeper-dicks, we were very overt and open dicks, throwing us a 'moral dilemma' like ridiculous, because to our characters, there was no moral dilemma, it was open/shut justice. Were we the players supposed to react to it and break character to fight against the very things we've spent the whole character representing? If so, give us some buildup to it, give us some emotional attachment to the girl, or even to the paladin, or some reason to personally doubt the righteousness of the lynch-mob.

>>24323579
What? No, it makes perfect sense, because where he's from, that sort of law is totally illegitimate and psychotic, and we're a bunch of backwards madmen. It's like how the English put a stop to Indians burning women along with their dead husbands or whatever, he was totally right to try and stop us.
We were just also right to beat and hang him. Different kind of right.

>> No.24323748

>>24316812
>be 8 years old , get first copy of DMG
>pawing through book eagerly
>find this table
>dont know what most of the words mean
>get dictionary
>learn a lot that day

>> No.24323750
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24323750

>>24323339
>>24323385
All in good time. While my efforts towards laying her at this exact moment would probably succeed, it would come with unnecessary drama that I don't feel like dealing with right now.

>>24323348
>>24323372
Post pictures of someone I consider my friend just to prove my point on anonymous image board? I think I'll pass.

Here, have whore with bacon.

>> No.24323758

Traveller interstellar wars.
Surprisingly uncommon. The Terran Confederation armed forces are mostly gender integrated, so despite the huge mobilization there isn't much need for huge
Starports and mining colonies do have a fair amount of prostitution, though. It's legal and regulated, mainly to ensure safe sex and prevent exploitation. This does break down in some of the rim colonies.

In the Imperium, the Ancient and Noble Guild of Sex Workers has a monopoly. From the highest courtesan to the girl who'd give you a handy for $20, they all engage in sexual relations according to the ancient rules and regulations describing best practice and proper approved activities for righteous and harmonious fuckin'. Vilani prostitutes avoid sex with Terran barbarians for fear of diseases: the Vilani don't really understand safe sex, but do know that Terrans can carry plagues. Usually Terran clients are sent to non-Vilani women. The Terran government advises people in Imperial space to practice safe sex, which just freaks them out more ("why would he put a plastic on his thing if he didn't have deadly penis disease?")
If you want some space pussy, you're better off hitting on a woman who wants to do it with a savage who does all sorts of perverse and unapproved acts.

>> No.24323766

If nothing else, this thread has shown me that the French seem to be very talented at illustrating Dem Hips , Dat Ass, and Dose Tits.

God bless the French.

>> No.24323770

In the Fallout campaign I'm in the first real plot hook was my character taking pity on a prostitute after he spent a night with her without sleeping with her. He roped the rest of the party into an insane scheme to rescue her by literally just throwing her out of a second story window and onto the party's pack Deathclaw. It was pretty fun.

>> No.24323823

>>24323770
>pack deathclaw
How the FUCK.

>> No.24323837

>>24323823
The power of friendship and imagination.

I presume.

>> No.24323848

>>24323823
Deathclaws are intelligent, you know.
It's just that they're also all assholes.

>> No.24323865

>>24323848
Most of them, not all of them.

>> No.24323869

>>24323770
>Pack deathclaw

It might act tame, but that's just a ruse. Better keep an eye on it because its keeping two on you.

>> No.24323877
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24323877

>>24323750
>ruining delicious Bikko by smearing KS shit all over her

>> No.24323888

>>24323837
I always assume bard in these situations, personally.

>> No.24323903
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24323903

>>24323877
Shh, shh, it's gonna be all right.
We can shoop the fry face out.

>> No.24323909

>>24323823
We caught one in a trap and got stupid-lucky with Tame Animal checks.

>> No.24323941

>>24322443
Th-Thank you, based Anon!

>> No.24323954

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U47t7UE__EQ

>You'll never lead an army of steampunk submarines powered by pure Stasis to fight an entire dimension of demons.

>> No.24323957

>>24316404
>CN dragonborn fighter
>approached by disheveled, starving tiefling prostitute
>buys her for the night
>pays her for the next month, tells her he expects her to remain available and not spend time he's paid for on anyone else
>leave, pursue normal game arc, w/e
>return to same city, since it's serving as a hup
>repeats, buys her for another month
>ends up basically owning her since she basically is willingly selling herself

As A GM, I feel very confused about this.

>> No.24323962

>>24323909
You mean stuck in movement restricting contraption or "in flagrante delicto" with a crossdresser?

>> No.24324001
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>>24323766
Agreed, I now know why my nation went to war with them so many times. Clearly we were raiding the porn collection

>> No.24324023

>>24323962
See? Bards. Everytime.

>> No.24324029

>>24323957
Looks fine to me. I mean, if it's okay for him to own the whore for a night, surely it's fine for him to own her for a month.

>> No.24324061

>>24324001
After having recently watched a Pokemon Youtube video showing Mewtwo transforming into his new form like a magical girl, all I can hear when I watch this gif is "Mewtwo pants".

>> No.24324066

>>24323962
>>24324023
"I roll to seduce the Deathclaw."
"You... what...?"
*rolls high as hell*
"What happens? Do I tame it?"
"... ok so after a long night of sex I'm far too terrified to even begin thinking of, the Deathclaw awakens with a hangover next to you. Thoroughly shamed, it will forever be your party's loyal pet as long as no one mentions this night ever again."

>> No.24324138

>>24324061
>mewtwo
>new form

…that is powerful faggotry you're spouting, friend. Explain yourself.

>> No.24324178

>>24324029
I guess? It just seems kind of wrong. Slightly icky feeling. Either way, he's giving her plenty of money, so I figure she'll eventually be able to leave the profession. Just leaves me with trepidation as to how he'll react.

>> No.24324195

>>24324178
If he's not using her services then I don't see what's causing the ick. If anything he's found a guaranteed way to get her off the streets

>> No.24324211

>>24324138
Pokémon smash, a Japanese pokémon news show that airs on Sundays revealed a new pokémon that was, in all actuality, a new form for mewtwo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rkcIYqL5tI

>> No.24324221

>>24324138
It's horrific. It will debut in the next movie, and will feature in the new games this fall. Trust me when I say you don't want to see it.
Aside from the obvious butchering of the best Pokemon ever, I'm actually pretty hyped for the new games. First simultaneous worldwide release for a main series Pokemon game, and at least one new Eevee evolution. Also 3d graphics (overworld and battle) and customisable trainers to an extent.

>> No.24324252

>>24324195
I guess? 'Legal' slavery feels a bit icky to me. Maybe I'm too casual. His intent has never been to get her off the streets, just to keep her for himself.

>> No.24324253

>>24320418
I work in a Canadian call centre, and I find if you say 'je ne parle pas francais', the francophones get mad at you and accuse you of lying. I find 'JAY-NAY-FRON-SAY!' usually gets the point across the fastest.

>> No.24324278

>>24324252
Ah, now thats what I was worried about. That sounds pretty off to me. But if he treats her right and keeps her out of the gutter, there are worse lives to live

>> No.24324281

>>24324221
>and at least one new Eevee evolution
Fuck. Now I need to trade another one up the chain to the most recent version.

>> No.24324317

>>24324278
Yeah. Hence why I'm worried about what will happen if I have her decide to take her newfound wealth and attempt to reassert her independence. Who knows. That 'CN' has me worried.

>> No.24324355
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>>24323941

The pleasure is all mine fellow anon.

>> No.24324380
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>>24324281
Sure, if you're into collecting Faggymon like some Faggymon Trainer. Fag.

>> No.24324436
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>>24322954
Someone please explain to me why Wakfu's art style gives me an immediate and immense boner.

Is it the meaty thighs? Thick, exaggerated hips?

I don't think I'd be able to start watching the show because I'd just be beating it 24/7 like my dick was a redheaded stepchild.
>pic unrelated.

>> No.24324450

>>24324380
How fitting you'd post that in this thread. It even looks like a whore.

>> No.24324465
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>>24324436

Dunno man, but I'm sure this won't help.

>> No.24324477

>>24324317
Make her pick up profession where he can still keep renting her once in a while. Say she enstablishes a pawn shop and would offer him to keep eye open for specific stuff that would be normally difficult to acquire. Sort of gratitude gesture.

>> No.24324487
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24324487

>>24324211
>>24324380
>new games are Pokemon X and Pokemon Y
>new Mewtwo form looks more feminine
>new Eevee form looks extremely feminine
>yfw Pokemon X + Y are going to focus on gender and genetics
>yfw the new evil team will be trying to conquer the region in the name of gender equality

>> No.24324503

>>24324436
Don't know, but have a designer's blog:
http://xaxaxa.canalblog.com/

>> No.24324509
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24324509

>>24324465
>>24324436

Or this.

>> No.24324537

>>24324487
Why couldnt they go the French route and just give all the pokeymans amazing hips and asses

>> No.24324545

>>24324487
That's just insane enough to be possible.
>mess of mechanics based on gender introduced
>Attract spam gets even worse
>genderless pokemon dominate new edition meta by not giving a shit and handing out energy beams
>moral of the story: sex is for the weak
>wizard population skyrockets two decades from now

>> No.24324556

>>24324465
It doesn't. This whole thread doesn't help, but I CAN'T RESIST IT.

A deep and dark longing stirs within me.
However, unlike most non-real things I jerk my gerkin to (hentai, CG hentai, actual porn), I feel a subtle sort of upset that these characters are not real (and more importantly, not on my dick). I don't seem to give a fuck with other things.

>> No.24324576
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>>24324509
HHHNNNNGH

>> No.24324596
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24324596

>>24324556

Then this REALLY won't help.

>> No.24324602

>>24324537
Funny you should say that, given that the new region is based on France. Even has an Eiffel Tower expy and everything.

>> No.24324664

>>24324596
What's the context of this gif?

>> No.24324711
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24324711

>>24324664

Eva (The typically action focused and not caring about her appearance) gets to dress up like a princess. First season, early on.

>> No.24324722

>>24324711
Lets say I wanted to watch this show.

For reasons.

Where do I find it?

>> No.24324730

>>24324477
That might actually work. I'm now seriously considering it. Thanks.

>> No.24324739

>>24324711
So it really is just "look at how great my boobs look in this dress"?

>> No.24324747
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>>24324722

BrotherhoodoftofuV2

Good luck on your adventure's friend.

>> No.24324803
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>>24324739

It's much more adorable than that. It's the whole:

"She's never taken the time to consider herself looking pretty in any way because she's had so much responsibility since a young age and she finally gets to experience that feeling"

It's all awkward and she doesn't know how to act. Pretty cute episode overall.

>> No.24324856
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>>24324711
>>24324722
>>24324747

>> No.24324910

>>24324856
I was going to get homework done.

>> No.24324938

>>24321518
post magnet?

site blocked in the people's republic of bonglandistan

>> No.24324939

>>24324739
She has to disguise herself as a princess in order to infiltrate a cursed tower are rescue a knight from three other princesses who are holding him captive. Also frogs.

>> No.24324961

>>24324938
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:7964b12f520d25af3e7f3f59109d7fb32da48c53&dn=wakfu+season+1+dvdrip+english+softsub&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%2Fannounce

>> No.24324963 [SPOILER] 
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>>24324803

The first bit of fan-service they did.

Well maybe not the first...

>> No.24324996
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>>24324961
many thanks anon, I don't know what I'd do without magnets

>> No.24325001

>>24321191
>fur covered race using clip on clothing

wow shit how come no one else ever thought of that.

>> No.24325063

>>24324963
I've been here too long.
My first thought was "Shit, I wonder how she managed to fit that many coins in her ass. There must be at least a hundred if that thing's going crazy."

>> No.24325066

>>24324996
You're welcome sir/madam

>> No.24325140

>>24325063

Girl has to keep her money safe.

>> No.24325154

>>24325063
>Shit, I wonder how she managed to fit that many coins in her ass.
You havent been here long enough if you havent learned from Dr. Assmarbles.

>> No.24325210
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>>24325154
Oh no, I know all about him. But coins are much harder to pack in, and more painful to boot, considering their hard edges. She'd have to be packing them in rolls, but that would waste a great deal of space and it's questionable that she'd be able to fit enough coins in to garner that reaction via that method.

>> No.24325298

>>24324252
>wage slavery is a bit icky to me
Damn Wobblies

>> No.24325340

>>24323954
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U47t7UE__EQ

>You'll never lead your people in an all out assault against their greatest betrayer in a demiplane set to hair-raising music.

>> No.24325342
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I just fuckin' love this show, man.

And all the talented drawfags that make fan art for it. My fave of all time.

This picture does things to me. Deep things.

>> No.24325395

>>24325340

We're a nation of peace.

>> No.24325446
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>>24325342

Wakfu seems to do terrible things to /tg/'s nether regions.

>> No.24325479

>>24325398
Look up wage slavery
"you're paying for her to only be working for you. That's slavery!"
"Perhaps the same can be said for all employers..."

>> No.24325482

>>24325446
Only terrible in the traditional sense (e.g. Ivan the Terrible) rather than the modern sense

>> No.24325586

>>24325479
Know what wage slavery is, wasn't certain what he meant by 'wobblies'. Made sense once I thought about it for a bit longer.

As for it being unpleasant, mostly the idea of him taking someone in dire straits, and not just buying some of her time, but effectively all of it. Forever.

And because of D&D economy bloat, he can do it, since PCs are rolling in far more money than anyone else. He can afford 20 gold a month for her to be on call basically forever.

The real trick, as I previously said, will be whether he will let her decline.

>> No.24325642

This thread's nearly falling off the edge of the board; we need a WHORES! part 2 to continue these wonderful discussions.

>> No.24325660

>>24321006
Pay her two gold every night for as long as she wants to come along. Teach her how to wield a sword and take care of herself until she decides to leave.

>> No.24325683

>>24325642
I heartily concur.

>> No.24325767

>>24325586
That's how adventurers do. At least he's not making her march ahead of the party titself off traps and draw out ambushes.

>> No.24325825

>>24325767
Truth. Like I said, I'm probably just too casual.

>> No.24325840

>>24325767
>march ahead of the party titself off traps and
>the party titself off traps
>titself
Freudian slip?

>> No.24325882

Fucking iPhone, always autocorrecting to something dirty

>> No.24326074

>>24325840
Nothing worse than a freudian slit.

>> No.24326102
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>>24325642
>>24325683

The whores part or the wakfu part?

>> No.24326310

>>24326102
Both.

>> No.24326326

>>24317338
how did bikko lose her leg

>> No.24326467

>>24326326
Car accident that killed her family.

>> No.24326483

>>24326326
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

>> No.24327030
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24327030

bump for wakfu

>> No.24327098

>>24327030
>bumping a thread 70 posts past autosage

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>>24327098
Noone said I was intelligent.

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