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Hey guyz...I mean guys

>> No.24310674

Cultist Chan thread?

>> No.24310679

I don't get it. Is that what she looked like before she fell? Is she posing as a normal citizen?

>> No.24310694
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>>24310679
NO...she's been reformed!

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>>24310694
Damn it, wrong image.

She's been...REFORMED

>> No.24310741

>>24310679

What did Cultist-chan look like before falling into Chaos? What did she do?

>> No.24310761

>>24310741
as far as we can tell, she was always chaos.

She is noted to have had a relationship with a space marine scout though

>> No.24310764

>>24310741
Sold propane and propane accessories, most likely.

>> No.24310780

can't we just forget this abomination

>> No.24310795

>>24310780
NO...not until I start selling my heretic reforming jells.

The Emperor will give me a medal, and I'll be the hero of humanity!

>> No.24310839
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>>24310795
By order of the Inquisition, OP has been deemed a Heretic. OP, how do you plead?

>> No.24310858

>>24310839
I PLEAD...that you let me take my own reforming jell and prove it works!

>> No.24310897

>>24310858
I heard guilty, who else heard guilty?

>> No.24310906

>>24310761
Don't Space Marines get snatched up when they're, like, 12?
Maybe having her childhood sweetheart stolen "in the name of the Emperor" is what drove her to join up with the local chaos cult.

>> No.24310912

>>24310897
I didn't hear anything. I heard...cupcakes...who wants cupcakes?

>> No.24310916

... what is the purpose of this thread, OP?

I mean, I like Cultist myself, but I dont get this.

>> No.24310948

>>24310906
She probably doesn't even remember him anymore. Chaos dose some shit to peoples heads.

>> No.24310961
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>>24310897
I did!

>> No.24310999
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BEHOLD

THE JELL WAS A SUCCESS

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>>24310961
GUILTY IT IS THEN. PREPARE TO BE PURGE BY THE ADEPTUS SORORITAS!

>> No.24311005
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>>24310694
>>24310644
worst photoshop jobs i have ever seen did you even try

>> No.24311011

>>24310761

Probably some kind of Acolyte or Guardswoman?

>> No.24311037

>>24311005
That's because I didn't use photoshop

I used HUMAN WILL

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>>24311037

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>>24310999

>> No.24311093
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>>24310999
Seriously, what IS that?!

>> No.24311095

>>24311037
EXTRA HERESY
ANY LAST WORDS, DOUBLE HERETIC?

>> No.24311100

>>24311058
What's wrong?

You aren't against human will, are you?

You're not a...heretic...right?

If you are, I have a jell for it.

>> No.24311133
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>>24311095
WE NEED MORE JELL

I AM SO HUMAN RIGHT NOW

>> No.24311185
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>>24311100
The inquisition declared you a heretic, no doubt for your dealings with confirmed chaos assets.
None can ever be cleansed of the taint. By claiming to be capable of doing so, you are not only defying imperial creed, but encouraging others to do the same AND giving chaos infiltrators a quick and easy cover-story.

>> No.24311215
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>>24311185
LIKE I SAID, DOUBLE HERESY.
stand back boys, it's about to get hot in here.

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>>24311133
IT WEARS MANFLESH AS A DISGUISE!
REQUESTING BACKUP!

>> No.24311278
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>>24311235
Don't worry, guys, we got this covered. IN PURIFYING FLAME

>> No.24311285
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>>24311215
Correct me if I am mistaken, but I am fairly sure Imperial Law states that The Accused has the right to know the crimes they are accused of before they are executed.

>> No.24311301
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>>24311185
>>24311215
>>24311235
Don't you get it?!? Through the Emperor's will, everything is possible! Are you telling me that the taint is stronger than humanity!?

WHO IS THE REAL HERETIC HERE!?!?!

NOT ME, THAT'S FOR SURE

>> No.24311320

Holy shit...where did she get underwear?

>> No.24311330
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>>24311215
>>24311185
WAIT EVERYONE! WAIT!

This man called OP was charged with a dozen others many many threads ago with the great task of reforming inquisition subject J44523452345.

It was a terrible task, difficult to do, involving speech therapy, much bathing, and anger management counseling that cost the lives of four therapists and an antique grox-hide armchair.

We should be celebrating him! he cured the so called "cultist" into a member of the glorious Imperium! Sadly the Tatoos remain.

>> No.24311345

>>24311285
HERETICS DESERVE NO TRIAL, FOR THEY KNOW THEIR CRIMES.
>>24311301
YOU DARE ACCUSE THE ADEPTUS SORORITAS OF HERESY!?

>> No.24311350

>>24311301
I do not know who's will you are channeling, but it sure as [EXPLITIVE REDACTED] is not that of the Emperor.
By process of elimination, you are clearly in league with the Ruinous Powers, and therefore a heretic.

>> No.24311356

>>24311320
probably made it from scraps of cloth laying around the battlefield or garbage pile, pretty much like all of her clothes

>> No.24311367

>>24310948
She remembers him, the great tragedy is that he remembers her as well. He remembers her fondly, she's his inspiration. A living, tangible reminder of what is good and beautiful in a universe of horror. He may not be able to live a life with her, but being able to keep her safe so that she might find happiness and peace makes his loss bearable.

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>>24311330

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>>24311345
If he is guilty of consolidation with heretics, than so is a member of the sororitas that helped with the reformation process. Cleansing and instruction on the holy faith and the glory of the Emperor

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>>24311345
I ain't asking you to dinner, sweetheart!

And anyone who ignores their own code is more heretic than I!

>>24311330
You...you were there! What this person says is true, all of it!

>> No.24311408

>>24311330
hm... I see... so Maybe OP is not a heretic...
HOWEVER
>>24311301
IS WITHOUT A DOUBT A HERETIC. HE DARES TO QUESTION THE FAITH OF THE ADEPTUS SORORITAS!!!!

>> No.24311472
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>>24310741
There was a writefag at one point that wrote a backstory of Cultist as an Imperium noble's daughter. Loved by all and known for being well spoken and the most pious. Well known for organizing logistics for IG troop aid and helping with local war support projects.

Then to prove a point the daemons of the warp took this shining beacon of humanity and twisted her into a mockery of her former self, essentially a court jester for the chaos gods to remind themselves of just how far they can make the human form fall by keeping her around as a dancing monkey to pray to and please them.

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24311484

Happy Endings?
IN MY GRIMDARK?!
REQUESTING EXTERMINATUS!!!

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>>24311408
If I do not question the faith, how could I possibly help you with my research!?

We know it works, look at the subject! Times are changing, and we no longer need to solve our heretic problem with a bullet!

>> No.24311503

Xeno vs Cultist.

Which is better, /tg/?

>> No.24311564

>>24311330
No anon, you are OP

>> No.24311565
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>>24311396
I was there, keeping records of the whole thing in case the instructors were corrupted by her presence.

Much of the data recordings particularly of the sororita's interactions were confiscated for some reason, but I still have progress logs.

The data pict I present to you was the first result of having the subject repeat a holy litany.

The process was...infuriatingly slow

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>>24311496
F-fine, OP, I suppose I sort of jumped the bolter on this. I-I'm s-s-sorry....

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>>24311496
Tread very lightly, for you walk a path far from the Emperors Light...

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>>24311564
This is not true, I swear to it, this is a different person, there were many witnesses to our work!

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>>24311503
Marcia

>> No.24311657

>>24311602
Oh really. I have seen one, not including the subject. How am I to know this is not some Tzencheian plot to allow infiltrators to go unnoticed?

>> No.24311672

>>24311631
....Can I purge this one?

>> No.24311704
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>>24311572
I...I...I can't believe it...I...thank you...thank you so much!

Apology accepted! I can live on! I can continue my research in the name of the Emperor!

>>24311579
Yes, I know. But it is a risk I must take. For humanity.

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>>24311631
Okay, you have no excuse.

>> No.24311752
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24311752

>>24311657
Have faith, my friend. The Emperor's light has saved me from death this day, this research is meant to cure the heretics, not betray the Emperor.

Besides, everyone knows you can sniff out heresy when it comes. Infiltrators could not hide that.

>> No.24311769

>>24311740
So I can purge it!?

>> No.24311772
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>>24311672
Take you pick

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>>24311672
Yes, but only with your tongue. Observe your Sister Superior's technique on this older specimen.

>> No.24311811

>>24311602
It is true, I am a records keeper to this most delicate of projects

>>24311579
That is why I am here, to report heresy on these special projects

99.5% of these projects typically end in immolation of the subject

32% end with the purging of their handlers

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>someone actually survives the inquisition

This thread is crazy

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>>24311752
Flattery will get you nowhere.
I will be watching.

>> No.24311843
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>>24311800
Heresy, purge this one

>>24311631
Heresy, purge this one

>>24311579
Observe this one

>>24311503
Heresy, unless you mean "Which one is more heretical" then you will be purged

The data pict presented is teachings of Imperium code and conduct. We wish to integrate her into the Imperial Guard

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>>24311800

>> No.24311869
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>>24311843
YAY!!!!!

>> No.24311872
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>>24311843
>accusing a Sister of Battle of heresy
>>24311859
You dare doubt your Sister Superior!?

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>>24311843
Though the sororitas have expressed great interest in inducting her into the faith themselves

The two seemed to express great joy towards each other when the test subject successfully completed a holy reading

>> No.24311887

>>24311859
Scratch that.
>>24311843
Orders received. And for the record, I dug that image up from the archives as an example.

>> No.24311907
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The taint in this thread has gone on for far too long.
I hearby declare Exterminatus upon this thread.
May Imperial justice account in all balance.

>> No.24311938

>>24311907
WELP. I tried to warn you guys. Goodbye.

>> No.24311941
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>>24311907
upon whose authority do you declare this Exterminatus?

>> No.24311954

>>24311907
Wait a minute. What authority have you to condemn an entire world?

>> No.24311970

>>24311941
Thrones areplate, it's like im 10 seconds behind the rest of the universe.

>> No.24311991
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>>24311907
The emperor protects

>> No.24311995
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>>24311907
I've been proven innocent of all charges, who authorized this?!

>> No.24312003

>>24311887
May the God Emperor smile upon you for your tireless efforts

We hope that the conversion of this heretic who by all scouting reports is something of a paragon among heretics will serve to demoralize them and bring some over to our side

The ruinous powers should be reminded that every human they pull to their dark embrace that two can play at this game

>> No.24312028

>>24311941
>>24311954
The Emprahs authority

>> No.24312033
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24312033

Wait wait wait, so we're not shooting xenos now, or we're shooting them with jelly, or what's going on here?

>> No.24312046

>>24311991
None of the men in that picture have the authority to call down Exterminatus. One of them Isn't even real for Thrones sake!

>> No.24312052
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24312052

I suppose this is a bad time to reveal my..."experiments."

>> No.24312081

>>24312052
.....
>>24312033
SOLDIER, PURGE THAT XENOS SCUM AND THE HERETIC WITH IT

>> No.24312084

>>24312033
It's very confusing. Basically, this man claims to be capable of redeeming heretics, and very narrowly avoided being branded one himself.
We'll have it all sorted out shortly. Find some Orks to shoot or something.

>> No.24312094
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>>24312028
>Emprah

I'm pretty sure it's pronounced Emperor...are you sure you're not...could you show yourself, please?

>> No.24312096

>>24311991
get money
fuck bitches
burn heretics

>> No.24312097
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>>24312081
Shut up and eat your pudding you high strung broad.

>> No.24312101

>>24312084
SCRATCH THAT.
>>24312052
SHOOT THIS THING.
Golden throne, again I am beaten to the punch!

>> No.24312108

>>24312096
SLAANESHI CORRUPTER!!!

>> No.24312115
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>>24312094
not until you do

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>>24312052
Um..

*blam blam*

*blam*

*blam blam*

*reload*

*blam blam*

*blam*

>> No.24312131

>>24312052
My records say nothing about that!
HERESY!

>>24312033
Guardsman! Fire at will!

>>24312081
PURGE!

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>>24312097
I'm sorry, could you REPEAT THAT?!

>> No.24312165

>>24312115
By order of His Holy Inquisition, you first.
We have already placed the one known as "OP" under observation. He's already toeing the heresy line, if he crosses it I'll be among the first to know.

>> No.24312167

>>24312033
Guardsmen, you are still shooting xenos, daemons, and heretics.

On the off chance that you capture a heretic alive, they may sometimes be shunted off to us, to which we try to reform them, unless you get specific instructions to NOT shoot, just keep shooting

>> No.24312172

>>24311995
The sinner fears death, because eternal damnation awaits him. The innocent has no such thing to fear, only well earned rest. So by your own confession, your guilt is clear to us all.

You shall be turned over to the noble Ordo Excruciatum, and you will spend the rest of your life in their care.

>> No.24312196

>>24312172
Ugh, I feel dirty defending him, but did you not consider the possibility he was objecting to the death on an entire world?

>> No.24312199
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>>24312131
AT ONCE

>> No.24312213
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WATS ALL GOIN' ON IN HE-- OI! ITS A 'OLE BUNCHA HUMIES!! WAIT TILL I TELL DA BOYZ! WEEZ GON' TA 'AV A RIGHT PROPA WWAAAAGGGHH!!

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>>24312153
Well excuuuuuse me for snapping. I go through all that trouble of making you some goddamn pudding from real ingredients and not that synthetic hive shit and then you go run off to make out with the first eldar that you see. You can see how I would be a little ticked off here.

Do you know how hard it is to find REAL pudding in these parts? No, you probably don't because you never bothered to ask. Its like you dont even care about -us- anymore.

>> No.24312221

>>24312052
I'd hit that with a Storm Bolter

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>>24312115
I can't show myself for long since...well with situations like this happening, I've been told to avoid too much contact with others. Never know when one human might misunderstand my work and try killing me.

>> No.24312234

>>24312213
'Ey now, ya git, leev 'em be if'n dey ain' causin' trubbal!

>Emptude flash
eh wat

>> No.24312241

>>24312213
Oh bugger. Exactly what we don't need.
Actually, on second thought...
You there! Ex-Cultist-Girl! Time to prove your worth.

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>>24312214

>> No.24312280

>>24312221
That is acceptable firepower, though a few las guns might do the job and with less cleanup and resources expended

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>>24312214
o-oh, well, thanks I suppose, it does look deliciou-
>>24312213
OH WARP DAMN IT, THERE'S MORE

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>>24312264
>implying you didn't want in on my felinid retinue.

>> No.24312292
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Mmmmmyeeeesssss.... mmmyessss

all is going according to my plans. Soon all shall fall before chaos.

*DING* oh dammit! my cupcakes are done! i'll be right back! don't any of you do anything!

>> No.24312296

>>24312225
There is no such thing as a "misunderstanding" it's heresy or it isn't. Judging by your... "experiments" you are clearly far beyond lawful Imperial experimentation.

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>>24312292

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>>24312213
TRIPLE-KAN IS READY TO GET STUCK IN BOSS!

DA MEKBOYZ SAY DERS SUM ZOGGED BITZ TO WORK OUT YET THOUGH!

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>>24312284
HEY HUMIE!! I FINK YOO MITE WANTA CHEK DAT SHINY CHAIR YA KEEP YA BOSS ON!

>> No.24312354
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>>24312296
Please, we've already gone through this. I'm being watched constantly, I've just avoided death simply through the facts, there was just now a misunderstanding about my work! It happens. I am working for humanity, helping humanity.

>> No.24312367

>>24312292
So...we're totally stealing all of his shit, right?

>> No.24312401
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24312401

>>24312330
INDEED it is me again! FEAR MY CUPCAKES OF THE WARP!!

>>24312367
does making you take my shit make you hereticial, which in turn makes you like me? METHINKS SO!

>> No.24312403

>>24312296
You'd be surprised.
As >>24311811 so expertly put it, most experiments end in miserable failure. But once in a while an experiment is able to not only justify it's existence, but actually produce results.
We have yet to see if the results of this experiment are genuine, but I have been ordered to stay my hand, and I will do as such.

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24312409

>>24312343
that defiled effigy of the emperor... on a xenos vehicle.... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *unleashing her Red Rage on the blasphemous xenos*

>> No.24312417
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24312417

I got your "gel" right here, Orks

And by gel, I mean bullets

And by right here, I mean your faces

>> No.24312443

>>24312354
Tell me, do you have any experimental data on what happens when your subjects are re-exposed to taint? If not, you're about to get some.

>> No.24312448

>>24312401
No, it means I'm just going to pawn your stuff.

Oh hey look, a plasma pistol.

>> No.24312456
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24312456

All who have posted in this thread have been tainted and will be purged, heretics and even those who have shirked their duties to the Emperor. No trials will be made, for that implies a chance of innocence for heresy there is none.

Pray to the Emperor for mercy or forgiveness, for I have none. By the will of the Emperor and the Power invested in me I declare you all Excommunicate Traitoris!

Let fall the hammer of the Emperor! Cleanse their souls in flame!

>> No.24312462
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24312462

>>24312409
>*unleashing her Red Rage on the blasphemous xenos*
...you're spraying them all with menstrual blood?

>> No.24312470

>>24312401
on a more serious note, how would you stat something like that?

I mean, wouldn't it have demonic taint in it? or would it even be able to achieve sentience?

There's a terrifying thought, hundreds upon hundreds of snarling, drooling, howling cupcakes charging a line of marines.

Never has warhammer been so surreal

>> No.24312486
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24312486

*YAWN* Looks like we came late to this war, brothers... Your orders, Captain Somnabulus? ...Ah well, he's asleep again. Guess we'll just get out our controllers... *produces x-box joystick from cushions of hovering armchair, proceeds to disinterestedly mow down heretics with chair mounted heavy bolter*

>> No.24312507
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24312507

>>24312443
It's a mixed bag, regrettably. Many times they're able to resist it, but there is the ocasional fellow who cracks. They get purged quickly. Let us hope "cultist" is one of the lucky ones.

>> No.24312516
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24312516

Sorry I'm late guys, I was called in regarding a gene-splicing situati-
>>24312052
...
>>24312225
Okay you're going to have to explain this one to me.

>> No.24312517
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>>24312354
This is a tyranid thread now op. all will be Consumed.

>> No.24312519

>>24312409
U WONT NEVA CATCH ME HUMIE! I IZ DA FASTEST!

>> No.24312521

>>24312456
Didn't we just go through this?

>> No.24312541

>>24312517
The bugs too? Really?
OP, I think the universe is taking offence to your research. That is a clear sign you should continue.

>> No.24312563
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24312563

>>24312516
I HAVE NO CONNECTIONS TO THAT MONSTROSITY OF A CREATION, IT'S EXISTENCE IS A MOCKERY OF MY WORK, I DEMAND IT BE DESTROYED!

>> No.24312571

>>24312516
The mutant tyranid is from a different researcher and has already been purged.
While you're here, you wouldn't mind aiding us with our various Xeno difficulties, would you?

>> No.24312588
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24312588

>>24312519
TASTE MY BOLTER SHELLS AND DIE

>> No.24312605

>>24312417
That is a lasgun. It doesn't use bullets.

>> No.24312606
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24312606

Gentleman, I have discovered something truly dismaying.

A filthy xenos, indoctrinated by other filthy xenos.

Here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the infamous double xenos.

>> No.24312617

Stepping out of character for a bit: Do you think it would be OK to archive this? It says not to archive "boring RP threads" But I hardly think this qualifies as boring.

>> No.24312624 [DELETED] 
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24312624

BY...ORDER...OF...THE...EMPEROR...

I...OFFER...FUCKING XENOS, HERETICS, AND OTHER ENEMIES OF HUMANITY...TO...SURRENDER...AND GO THROUGH...REFORM...EXPERIMENTS.

YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW ANGRY THIS IS MAKING ME RIGHT NOW. IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD THANK THE EMPEROR FOR THIS MERCY, AND SURRENDER RIGHT FUCKING NOW, BECAUSE YOU WILL RECEIVE NO MERCY FROM ME

>> No.24312638

>>24312606
dats DOUBLE HERESY
KILL IT, PURGE IT, AW EMERAH MY EYES!

>> No.24312642

>>24312617
>Do you think it would be OK to archive this?
No, it explicitly states against such threads.

Besides, suptg is just a quest archive these days.

>> No.24312644

>>24312563
It would seem the guards have already gone about doing that. I would just like to know, why? Not even how just why? I suppose you're not even the man to ask, ah well, I digress. I'll just take the remains for study and/or proper disposal. Now on to my secondary objective. Tell me, what physical changes have you made to these... "reformed?"

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>>24312606

>> No.24312669

It's heresy to genetically alter humans with alien DNA. But is it heresy to genetically alter aliens with human DNA?

>> No.24312678
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24312678

>>24312638
Don't worry, I got this now

>> No.24312703

>>24312624

TO REFORM IS TO INVITE HERESY! NLY SALVATION IS DESTRUCTION! BY WILL OF THE EMPEROR AND THE INQUISITION, BE PURGED!

>> No.24312707
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24312707

In a universe torn by war, is it not understanding and compassion that take the greatest strength of all?

>> No.24312709
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24312709

>>24312606
DA-DAT AIN'T NO ORK!! WHERES DA GREEN AT!?

>> No.24312713

>>24311356
Well, it's just that I have an image quite similar to the OP. Except for the fact that her panties are missing.

>> No.24312720
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>>24312644
Well we first try to do our work outside of the surgical realm. Intense cleansing through chemical showers is usually done though. When we finally do need to get surgical, we usually try to make the subject as human as physically possible. It's a long process, and it isn't always perfect (we're working on it), but we hope that it can teach the subject that they are human and being human is good.

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>>24312669
I have a handy guide just for this kind of thing!

>> No.24312730
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>>24312588
HAHAHAHAHA DAKA DAKA DAKA!!!

>> No.24312731

>>24312720

Would it be enough to aspire to the ideals of humanity without submitting oneself to horrific physical alterations?

>> No.24312734

>>24312720
AND LIKE THAT YOU HAVE LOST MY SUPPORT.

>> No.24312737

>>24312571
What, you mean the invading Orks? Sorry, that isn't one of my objectives. It appears that the Adeptus Sororitas has them under control anyway.

>> No.24312738
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>>24312709
Da Big Mek sez dats wot makes dis grot so lucky.

>> No.24312766

>>24312731
to be fair, if you are altered to shit physically by heresy and chaos, then it would make sense they try to remove the chaosy parts i'd think if they are trying to reform the heretic for some reason.

>> No.24312785
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24312785

>>24312731
>>24312720
...you really...really...really...haven't seen some of the subjects we've needed to work with.

If it were up to, we'd never need to use such ghastly methods to fix the heretics, but there are people "upstairs" who see things differently.

People who, in our fight for humanity, would do anything to win.

Anything.

>> No.24312808

>>24312785
They wanna stick it in some cultist pooper, dont they?

>> No.24312811

>>24312734
If you mean to kill him, I require that you allow me to finish my interrogation.

>> No.24312813

>>24312766
>>24312785

I see. So the procedure is for tainted humans, and not those who were never human to begin with.

>> No.24312829

Dumbest thread of the week.

>> No.24312832

>>24312808

..... how would you even be able to IDENTIFY the cultist in question even has a pooper? I mean, if they're some sort of mutant freak with tentacles, eye stalks, and gibbering mouths, then how the hell can you even tap dat ass? if it even HAS an ass?

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Die thread die!

>> No.24312834

>>24312738
well if da mekz say so. dey do got da good smart bits afta' all

>> No.24312836

>>24312785
I would like to see some of these subjects, specifically the unsuccessful ones.

>> No.24312837
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24312837

>>24312730
AUGH! I'M HIT! I need backup!

>> No.24312852

>>24312832
Cultist-chan most definitely has an ass, my friend.

>> No.24312861
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>>24312813
We haven't gotten into "xeno to human" experiments yet. There's one person I know who's looking into it, but I try not to associate myself with his work. For the time being however, you need to worry. We're here to bring humans back, not put aliens in human skin and call it a day.

>> No.24312874

>>24312837
Allow me to help. With your wounds I mean, not the fight. Fighting is beyond my objectives, but medical aid is not.

>> No.24312898

>>24312874
I guess that will have to do...

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24312905

>>24312874
>>24312898
And then they fucked. Somehow.

>> No.24312926

>>24312852
Yeah, but you gotta be like.... i dunno, Captain Kirk brave to tap dat ass. I'm talking not caring about pustules or tentacles, or snapping beaks or even things that have no name.

There are some things, that man was not meant to screw... in the ass....

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>>24312905

>> No.24312954
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>>24312874
see dis iz why u humies wont neva beat us orkz! Instead a fightin' yooz mukin about in sum otha humies squishy bits

>> No.24312958
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24312958

We're here for the scientist! Surrender him and his experiments to us, or I will need to do some experimentation myself!

Sexual experimentation.

>> No.24312959
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>>24312898
Please try to relax, it will only hurt for a short time.

>> No.24312968

>>24312938
see >>24312959
Fuckin called it. Mechadendrites in the pooper. I heard SoBs love that shit.

>> No.24312978

>>24312861
Ah. Well. Your prior statement could have been MUCH better worded. You may want to double-check that in your next report.

>> No.24312982

>>24312958
chaos mad as fuck.
continue the work Op, you seem to be doing something right if they are like this.

>> No.24312988

>>24312837
Has she ... stabbed herself to death with her own knee guards?

>> No.24312998
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>>24312959
OI I SEEN DIS!! ITS LIKE DAT ONE TIME ME AN DA BOYZ SNUK UP ON DEM HUMIES WRESTLIN WID DAT ELDA'

>> No.24313008

>>24312959
alright, just make it quick, I need to wipe out those damn orks.

>> No.24313010

>>24312958
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=lb62Cdyis3c#t=57s

>> No.24313016

>>24312958
Piss off.
What? You wanted a more creative dismissal? I'm sorry, but the nonsense I've been put through these past 3 hours has depleted my ability to care about things.

>> No.24313020

>>24312968
Do they? I was only trying to help. I don't believe sexual intercourse was part of my objectives...

>> No.24313021
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>>24312982
Sh-shut up! We're not angry at all!

We're...horny...that's right...horny...give us the scientist!

>> No.24313031

>>24313021
lies and slander, you arn't horny.
in fact you lost all ability to exstacy didn't you?
there is no pleasure for slannesh these days and thats why all of his minions are always irritable

>> No.24313039

>>24313010
You call that a sex song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-W-a7ZLpFs

>> No.24313057

>>24313039
***SLANNESH SEX SONG BATTLE COMMENCCE***

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=yOZmCQWZ5tw#t=149s

its awn bitches

>> No.24313059

OP, I believe you should move your studies. Find someplace quieter. The Inquisition will still be watching you like a hawk, but at least we won't have a Throne-damned chaos incursion to also keep an eye on.

>> No.24313067
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24313067

Well, on the bright side, this many enemies of humanity attacking also means there are plenty of heretics. When we beat them, please deliver some of the specimen to me. Preferably the more "human" looking ones, I have a few tests I want to try out, and doing them on something that is too far from humanity could have very bad results.

>> No.24313094

>>24313067
I would like to observe your technique... once I am finished with this Adeptus Sororitas.
>>24313008
It shouldn't take much longer. Are you still in pain?

>> No.24313095

>>24313057
EAT IT, PIGGY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBTM8pmWJCI

>> No.24313100

>>24313067
We will defend this planet, but I'm not making any promises. Prisoners will be taken if doing so is convenient.

>> No.24313123

Stepping OOC for another moment here.
Someone should make Writefaggotry based on this. Then we would have a legitimate excuse to archive it.

>> No.24313130

>>24313095
allow me to end this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS-oyLm-_fg

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24313141

>>24313067
You...you...cocky little...heh...cocky...no wait, no FUCK...heh...fuck...DAMN IT, YOU'RE NOT HOT SHIT...heh...shit...

>> No.24313144

>>24313123
>Stepping OOC for another moment here.
You coulda just taken off your name to do that.

>> No.24313160

>>24313123
When you say "writefaggoty", do you mean like, a story?

I mean, I could try if that's the case.

>> No.24313161

>>24313123
OOC: I can do that.

>> No.24313166

>>24311631
wroooooong

>> No.24313180

>>24313130
Not bad, i applaud your skill with the rock, but again, not good enough boy
>>24313095
where is your EMPRAH?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeTWBgBylrs

>> No.24313192

>>24313130
We haven't even started yet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-6WCqppQbs

>> No.24313207

>>24313161
Good luck, buddy. I'd love to have this "thing" integrated into /tg/'s Warhammer lore, or whatever.

>> No.24313223

By the Emperor... The Traitors have brought in Noise Marines! OP, I highly recommend you wrap up what you are doing and re-locate to a less contested region!

>> No.24313225

>>24313192
going old school on this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xat1GVnl8-k#t=63s

>> No.24313228

>>24313192
well played.
>>24313180
Eat your heart out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

>> No.24313241

>>24313228
I applaud your efforts, but this will end thee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQS3v0vwU-g

>> No.24313254

>OP's pic
Why is Cultist-chan wearing a 90s bikini?

>> No.24313259
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24313259

Ok, I'm going to head off planet now. I can't reveal where I'm going, but I doubt this will be the last time we'll meet. Keep doing what you're doing though. I mean, it's probably going to take a few minutes to get off planet, plus with all the forces of chaos out here, it may take time taking off.

>> No.24313262

>>24313254
Why arent you?

>> No.24313266

>>24313262
cause it's only for hot girls and not fat neckbeards

>> No.24313267

>>24313223
You really think the Noise Marines will be a problem?... You are of the inquisition, thus you have the clearance to remove my inhibitors. Shall I add the annihilation of Noise Marines to my objectives?

>> No.24313274

>>24313266
Then be a hot girl.

>> No.24313298

>>24313267
Yes and Yes. You are literally capable of shutting off your ears. Those poor dumb PDF bastards lack that luxury.

>> No.24313309

>>24313225
>>24313228
>>24313241
Impressive.

But now I must release the lightning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdOstVSouao

>> No.24313311

>>24313274
No, I prefer being a fat neckbeard.

>> No.24313336

>>24313267
how's the writefaggotry going?

>> No.24313345

>>24313309
..... CEASE THIS! clearly we have common enemies!
>>24313267
Let us band together my brother of the noise! Let our sounds of war be heard throughout the land!

NOISE FOR THE NOISE GODS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=JTMVOzPPtiw#t=79s

>> No.24313346

>>24313309
Fortunately, the forces of Chaos are prone to infighting. As soon as the scientists have been evacuated, all Imperium forces are to disengage and fall back! Exterminatus has been called in and called off twice now, it won't be called off the third.

>> No.24313359
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24313359

>>24313298
...
>>24313008
I have done all I can do for you, may the Machine Spirit watch over you.
>>24312958
Your termination is imminent. Don't bother with last words, for they will fall on deaf ears.

>> No.24313380

>>24313359
Emperors blessing, Magos. Remember my warning.
Now if you excuse me, I have a call for re-enforcements to respond to.

>> No.24313421

>>24312998
Anyone know who modelled/painted this?

Looks reminiscent of Nakatans work but i'm unsure.

>> No.24313442

>>24313336
OOC: Well I imagine that Magos is going to have to sacrifice himself to ensure the rest of the major characters are able to escape safely. Most notably the Sister he aided.

>> No.24313467

>>24313442
Perhaps. Maybe if Magos is lucky, he'll only be turned heretical, and he'll get his hands on "heresy be gone" shower gel, or whatever the scientist uses.

>> No.24313487

>>24313467
OOC: He's more machine than man, if he were to be corrupted, there would be nothing the doctor could do for him. Which makes such a fate... interesting... though incredible cruel.

>> No.24313499

>>24313487
well, he could always use an antivirus to get rid of it right?

>> No.24313539

>>24313499
OOC: I don't think so... but what he could do is remove the corrupted parts of himself. Perhaps he would survive, but he would literally be a shell of his former self.

>> No.24313590

>>24313539
Well make sure to show us whatever you're doing here

>> No.24313616

>>24313590
OOC: Of course I'll post some tomorrow. It be nice if this thread was archived for reference.

>> No.24313678

>>24313616
Check this out, home slice

http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/24310644/#24313336

>> No.24313692

Emperor protect!

>> No.24313695

Oh, hello, friendly neighborhood human! Would you mind if I took that Gel, all of it, really. For... for... experiments, of course, and the Emperor. I am not Trazyn the Infinite.

>> No.24313712

>>24313695
Of course, fellow worshipper of the Corpse God! don't mind if it's a little bit red, we were celebrating... um... blood...day... earlier.
I'm not a demon.

>> No.24313792

>>24313311
Then dont wear swimsuits, gosh.

>> No.24313814

>>24313712
>>24313695
Wait a minute...you two weren't at the staff party! I should know, I know everyone who wasn't there...because I wasn't there...who are you people?

>> No.24313869

>>24313345
>>24313309
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3nhg1E4TYM

how about you both try this one

>> No.24313989

>>24313869
Unimpressive....

This is for both of you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD-MXuF1JFs

>> No.24314051

>>24313869
So...this song's about an average day as one of the Crossed, right?

>> No.24314076

>>24313989
well if that's how you want it, how about this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzl0zIPDD_E

>> No.24314287

>>24313421
Yes, it is Nakatan's, called "Alien Contact (Details)"

>> No.24314641

>trying to cure heretics

I don't like change

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>> No.24314757

>>24314076
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdWp6RcOxvY

T-try that! HAH!

>> No.24314797

>>24314757
Eat this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvq0RaaMck8

>> No.24314822
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>>24314797

BY THE NUMB ASSCHEEKS OF THE EMPEROR'S BODY!.

I rebuke you and say to thee NAY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivwAgdY60wM

Noise for the noise god my brothers!

>> No.24314843

>>24314822
you call that noise?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DISrzMTwBAo

>>24314757
and you, suck it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyU9BVX4rEU

>> No.24314857

>>24314797
and one for you too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNAZu6UPLxU

>> No.24314862

>>24314843
BAH!

That is naught but static my brother-captain.

I give you, the theme for slannesh! I GIVE YOU THIS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=2x93iLj06iM#t=74s

>> No.24314886

>>24314862

Slaanesh's real theme song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTURzpARyKI

>> No.24314908

>>24314857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1luhE5V_e6Q

>>24314822
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM9my0wf120

>> No.24314918

>>24314908
I love you sir/madam

>> No.24314920

>>24314886

.... You. I like you.

although, why they put someone who was gargling mouthwash in, I have no idea. Nice touch though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-TvAqv43p4

another slannesh song for you my brothers!

>> No.24314921

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsy62VtKED4

>> No.24314936

>>24314920
One for Nurgle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOcX0h7xa-A

>> No.24314940

>>24314936
Pappa nurgle has many gifts, and one of them is Carcass.

>> No.24315002

>>24314908
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfk5-wxbHP4
>>24314862
you praise noise then complain of static? Seems your ears are not yet properly de-virginized.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF5WUBhpj5Q

>> No.24315230

>>24312052
I'd hit that and love it tenderly forever

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Hey guys my regiment just got deployed to this thread. Whats going on in he-oh.

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Pfft ha ha.

Monkeigh in this thread can't even tell friend from from foe. Always heresy this, heresy that.

Seriously though, can we have some of that anti-Chaos jelly? I'll let you fuck Macha.

>> No.24315596

>>24314920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udylsG3xbtE

Really, pretty much anything by these guys.

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Hey guys! Sorry I'm late. Word in the galaxy is that the humans are giving facial scrubs now.

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W-why is this thread not purged yet you bakas.

>> No.24318050

>>24317979
Not according to the Emprah...I know...I find it disgusting too

>> No.24318179

>>24312905
>Intercourse with a entirely organic person
>Not plugging into a hot female servitor
>Pig disgusting

>> No.24318857

THIS IS INQIUSTITOR FARREST TO ALL IMPERIAL FORCES! THE SCIENTIST HAS CLEARDED THE PLANET! REPEAT: THE SCIENTIST HAS CLEARED THE PLANET!
ALL SURVIVING FORCES DISENGAGE AND FALL BACK! EXTERMINATUS INBOUND!

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>>24318857
You wouldn't know where the scientist is going, would you?

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This thread needs cheerleaders to celebrate as it crashes and burns

>> No.24318974

>>24318921
It fought well and deserves the highest praise

>> No.24319483

>>24318901
As a matter of fact, I don't, specifically to prevent that information from falling into your hands. If you wish to extract information I do not possess, go right ahead. It will keep you on-planet until the fleet arrives.

>> No.24320338

>>24313814
Oh, but I was! I was Imperial... Imperialcus. I brought the punch. I am not seeking to hide away that gel in a vault of Artifacts.

>> No.24320720

Is that guy still writing the thing?

>> No.24320837

>>24320720
I just woke up not to long ago, I'm still writing, had to discard a few drafts... only have like half a page atm.

>> No.24321158

>>24320837
You just woke up?

Well in that case.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRkCX2-yDjs

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I'd rather be branded a heretic than rub hippy jell on cultists.

>> No.24321917

>>24321846
Its amazing how many words you managed to misspell in only one sentence.

>> No.24321962

>>24321917
ANGER MAKES ME SPELL WRONG

>> No.24322117

>>24322082

>> No.24323584

>>24315002

Thank you my brother-captain for your adjustment of my ears. Late it was as well when I went to sleep, so it must be that my thoughts were not in line with the wishes of the noise!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-TvAqv43p4

>> No.24323634

>>24315596

oh, oh that is very, very good.

>> No.24323684

>>24315596
>>24314920
>>24314886
>>24314862
>>24314843
>>24314822
>>24314797

All of you are casual-tier devotees. Listen to the true sound of our Prince.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuYJcmyxNSQ

>> No.24323686

>>24321917

Two?

>> No.24323790

>>24320837
here, have something to wake you up gently and without any shock to the system.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=HZSnUJXUQJM#t=4s

>> No.24324510

>>24310741
>What did she do?

She was a speech therapist, duh.

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>>24311320
Yeah, isn't it nifty-looking?

>> No.24325320

>>24324714
heh. I remember seeing the underwear image a while back and it looked like a black dimensionless shape that just happened to be under her skirt.

>> No.24325337

>>24325320
Quite hastily done by the author, so I re-did it myself.

>> No.24325385

>>24324714
I have that exact same image minus the bottoms. Which is the original?

>> No.24325402

>>24325385
The one without the bottom. Why?

>> No.24325418

>>24325337
Jesus Christ, this thread is still going?
Where's that Extiminatus fleet?!

>> No.24325598

>>24312606
Just go away, you- you DOUBLE XENO!!

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>>24311001
more like adeptus weaabus

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>>24311631
i want to heresy all over her face, if you know what i mean

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>>24326120

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>>24310906
>Maybe having her childhood sweetheart stolen "in the name of the Emperor" is what drove her to join up with the local chaos cult.
Yeah no. Cultist has never been that serious. She dates a Ultramarine Scout in high school, as a cultist. She's always been a Cultist.
Realism in regards to 40K canon has never even really been a consideration.

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>>24311330
Try part 2.

>> No.24326493

>>24326421
Looks like a dude.

>> No.24326573

>>24326493
That depends on Slaanesh's mood at any given moment.

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So I've wanted to model a cultist chan for my army for ages. Anyone got a good suggestion for a scale model that could be a good start?

>> No.24326813

>>24325402
Simply curious.

>> No.24326816

>>24326688

Somebody made a 40K model from a hasslefree miniature

>> No.24327972

>>24325418
You're too late anyway, the scientist got off planet a long time ago, went to an unknown location.

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