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>> No.24143194

It'll probably go to voicemail before I finish praising the omnissiah

>> No.24143209

>pick up
>hear nothing
>hang up
>assume the Emperor's copse simply sat on speed dial again somewhere between scheduled corpse maintenance and scheduled psyker sacrifice.

>> No.24143416

>> No.24143436

>> No.24143439

Even if I don't answer the phone, he knows I saw the call, since he is a psyker.

It's more of a test, I assume.

>> No.24144693

>>24143439
But what if it's a test on presumptuous faith, and a literal interpretation of the old analog "Will you answer the Emperor's call?"

>> No.24144716

>hello

>> No.24144758 [SPOILER] 

there's only one man who can answer a call like this. One of the few, the proud. the still living of the imperial guard...

>> No.24144771

>Pickup
Croup and Vandemar, the Old Firm, obstacles obliterated, nuisances eradicated, bothersome limbs removed and tutelary dentistry undertaken.

>> No.24144774

>>24143158
Yes?

>> No.24144818

I don't think this meme was ever funny and the Emperor is s bad character.

>> No.24144877

BY THE OMNISSIAH! I'VE FINALLY FOUND THE ONLY PLACE IN THE IMPERIUM I CAN PICK UP 3G! I SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD FOR THE GLORY OF HIS RIGHTEOUS PHONE NETWORK!

>> No.24144898

Marbo breaks his silence for the briefest of moments.

"It's for me.

>> No.24144901

YOUDAMMIT EMPEROR I ALREADY TOLD YOU I DON'T HAVE ANY WEED

>> No.24145341

Fuck off, Emperor! You're not my real father! You've got some cheek showing up after the hard life I had and now you think I'll join you on your fucking crusade? Piss off you deadbeat asshole.

>> No.24145890

>>24145341

>> No.24147580

>HERRO.
>HERRE GRET MURRAI.
>DO YOU WANT TAKE WAKE?

>> No.24147615

I throw the phone away.
It isn't even my phone.

>> No.24147630

>>24143158
>hey cuz, want to go bowling?

>> No.24147646

>>24143158

"Yo, Imps, man. You gotta stop calling me. My bills are starting to pile up and I'm runnin' outta minutes because of you.

"I don't care how awesome your powers are! STOP CALLING ME."

>> No.24147662

>>24144818

>> No.24147727

Stop callin',
stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore

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