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Coming up on Chaos Cribs, the lavish luxury lab of Fabius Bile.

Brought to you by Khorne Flakes. Now with more marshmallow skulls in every bite.

>> No.24122529

CHANGE DA CHANNEL YA GIT, NOB GEAR IZ ON!

>> No.24122541

BUT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD I DON'T WANNA BE A BERSERKER I WANT TO BE A PSYKER

>> No.24122714

Rolled 95

>>24122541
YOU GET TO YOUR ROOM AND PRACTICE SCREAMING AND TEARING OUT YOUR HAIR YOUNG MAN! NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO BE A PUSSY ASS PSYKER

>> No.24122760

>>24122529

Shut it, I'm watching a movie.

>> No.24122771

>>24122529
NOB GEAR IZ FER GROTS LETS WATCH GORKAMORKA'S GOTZ TALENTZ

>> No.24122980

We now return to the dulcet tones of Kharn and the Besrkers, Live from Cadia:

"REAAAAAAUGH BLAEEAGH RAAAAHAHHGNNGNGH WARBLUELBLALALAULAUBLLA RAAGHGHAGHAH BLUGH BLUGH BLOOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODARGHREEARH SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE RAAAGHEEEAAHUU BLEEEAARGH!"

>> No.24122998

>>24122771
>>24122529
BACK TO ORKCHAN YOU FILTHY WRETCHES

>> No.24123074

Did you remember to TiVox "How its Assembled' for me?

>> No.24123121

>>24123074

"How its assembled"? I thought it was "Mansoldiers of the Imperium working out" !?

>> No.24123135

>>24123074
Quiet!
That's So Raven is on

>> No.24123161

A sensible thread about a man with CLEARLY /tg/ related problems (tabletop RPG etiquett) was deleted.
Yet this is allowed to persist.

>> No.24123183

>>24123161

be quiet, op of the deleted thread
we're watching tv

>> No.24123202

>>24123161
This heretic clearly lacks cable.

>> No.24123230

>>24123121

Iron within iron without does not refer to my abdominal muscles!

>> No.24123239

>>24122529
I prefer WEST WAAAAAAGH KUSTUM TRUKKZ.

>> No.24123296

Don't forget kids I.G. Joe season premier is this Saturday morning.

>> No.24124820

Rolled 72

is buck bumble heretical?

>> No.24126809

>>24124820
no

>> No.24126999

>>24123296
NO! WEZ WOTCHIN DA SCRAPLOOTAS AGAIN! ITZ DA LOOTWAAGH SPESHUL!

>> No.24127046

>>24126999

Could you kindly leave "Master Chef: how to prepare Humans" on? Lest you wish to be the next tasting experience...

>> No.24127126

>>24127046
Only if we wotch Bill Nek the Big Mek after.

>> No.24127247

>>24127046

Nah man, The [EXPUNGED] Files are just starting on Channel 27; we gotta watch it to find out of Mox finally manages to rescue Sana before the heretics get here!

>> No.24127313

Note to self: ask for more TVs in the next shipment.

>> No.24127424

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAGGOTS, MY LITTLE PONY IS ABOUT TO COME ON

>> No.24128261

Oh boy time for NASCRAFT. I love when they crash at warp speed.

>> No.24128406

>>24128261
I prefer Wacky Racers.

>> No.24128638

Tonight at 7:00 standard Terra Time the new hit sitcom Everybody Loves Raynid.

>> No.24128833

...and in related news, violence has once again flared up in the troubled regions of Diio'ta system. The ascension ceremony of Governor Rol Dal to Gue'tala was marred by a suicide bombing- while the water caste diplomat attendees remained unscathed, two high ranking Gue'vessa were reportedly killed, with dozens more sustaining injuries. Diii'ota, acquired during the third sphere expansion, is part of the so called "Khornate triangle," where conflict between followers of the Imperial cult and practitioners of the path of Khorne have become particularly intense. Community leaders called for an end to these attacks- High priest of the Blood Argak Uzt reportedly condemned the attacks, saying " that unarmed women and children are poor sacrifices to khorne."
The time at the tone is 35 T'au. This is TNN, the tau'va news network.

>> No.24129614

>>24128833
TNN IS BIASED! Stupid leftist pandering.

>> No.24129733

>>24128833
WARNING: The following commercial contains content meant for adults.

It's Tau Girls Gone Wild! Three hours of wildest tau girls in the entire Third Sphere!

>> No.24129860

>>24129733
>that picture
Who the fuck doesn't have a color pictcaster these days, really.

>> No.24129921

>>24129860

HERESY! By order of the Holy Ordos of the Imperial Inquisition, change this channel to "Spying Servoskull: the Sororitas Dorm" IMMEDIATELY!

>> No.24130079

>>24129921
Sure, so long as we watch the “Fiery Cats of Carlos McConnell” episode.

>> No.24130092

>>24129921
Stupid Mon'Keigh! The viewscreens of the Eldar are far superior!

>> No.24130223

>>24130092
Do you sort all of your files by naming like that?
>all of my systematic boners

>> No.24130319

if there's any room left, I'd like to record "Vox Castor : Agent of the Imperium".
This week, he travels to a world recently conquered by the tau and- wait, I don't want to spoil it.

>> No.24130322

>>24130223
Yes, makes it easier to find.

>> No.24130425

>>24130319
Vox is a rip off. And a crappy one at that.
Rogal Dorn could kick his ass with one hand tied behind his back.

>> No.24130533

Come on, people, 'Adeptus Mythologicus' is on. I heard that - and don't quote me on this - they're going to be testing the validity of the so-called 'warp couch phenomenon'.

>> No.24130574

>>24130092

NOBODY EXPECTS THE IMPERIAL INQUISITION!!

>> No.24130653

>>24123296
Alpha team is way better than I.G. Joe. Tey kill necorns and don't afraid of anything
>>18829626

>> No.24130674

>>24130653
Frak, link broke.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18829626/

>> No.24130701

Hey guys who wants to watch Commisar Rangers with me ?

>> No.24130753

>>24130533
Oh man, I love that show! Did you see the episode where they attempted to replicate the fabled "feral world solar death ray"?
"There seems to be a problem with our death ray. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead."

>> No.24130766

>>24130701
Hahaha that is so silly why would you even suggest anybody would want to watch Commissar Rangers it's so corny and I'll go get popcorn.

>> No.24130783

>>24130653
>Alpha Team
I pity the fool who doesn't watch this awesome show.

>> No.24130801

>>24130783

Tonight, in the quarter finals of the all-Astartes one-on-one dueling contest; the match of the month!!! Both of 'em are mean, pure killing machines! Both of 'em never, ever lost a match so far!

Straight from the Angelicasta, our challenger tonigh is Brother Merran of the Dark Angels. A master swordsman from amongst master swordsmen, he made no secret that even considering losing this contest would be a sin of the grievest order.

And hailing from the icy world of Fenris, the challengee tonight is brother Ranulf of the Space Wolves. A favorite of the crowds, brother Ranulf is a fearsome axeman and a masterful combatant.

Stay tuned, for this exciting duel between masters, live on Galasports! The Lion vs. The Wolf, who will win this battle of giants?

>> No.24130841

>>24130701
I'm surprised that's still on the air. Any show where the villians are more memorable than the hero's is bound to come under inquisitorial review.
Seriously, the only things I remember are pic related, and the 2 hive scum, Bulk and Skull.

>> No.24130851

>>24130841
You have a very... precise memory.

>> No.24130853

>>24130766
Go Commissar Rangers!
*awesome guitar riff*
Go Commissar Rangers!
*awesome guitar riff #2"
Go Commissar Ranger!
Chaos-Stomping Commissar Rangerrrrrrrrrrs!
*Fucking sweet-ass guitar solo*

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9251334/

>> No.24130875

>>24130841
Oh what the hell. Stupid picture...

>> No.24130941

>>24124820
If you need to ask, yes. Now, for the love of The Emperor, shut up, I'm trying to watch Saving Trooper Ryanus.

>> No.24130961

>>24130941
I liked it, but I've heard that the Hive city where the final battle is is made up.

>> No.24130973

>>24127424
OH FUCK NO, HERETIC. WE'RE WATCHING BLOSSOM. FUCK YOU.

>> No.24131051

>>24130961
Eh, the movie's filled with inaccuracy. I mean, really, since when did the Guard let you out if all your siblings die?

>> No.24131077

>>24131051
They don't?

>> No.24131103

Coming up next, Wallhammer Faulty Kai! Can Kai defeat the fearsome strategies of Move and Shoot?!

>> No.24131116

>>24131077
Yeah, man(?). They only let me out because I took a bolt round to the shin.

>> No.24131200

>>24131077
oops

>> No.24131258

>>24131103
You sir, are the kind of Tauaboo that other Tauaboos laugh at.

>> No.24131259

I'm not gonna lie to you guys, I only watch the Blood Bowl for the commercials.

>> No.24131299

>>24131259

Da zog ya doing, git? Itz time fer dem Rockboyz!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>> No.24131332

>>24131258
>Implying Sister and the Wolf's space!anime adaptation isn't cancer.
>Implying you're not a faggot.

>> No.24131380

>>24131258
Said the Wolfaboo. I bet you think the Wolves DONT murder Sisters left and right.

>> No.24131405

>>24131259
But da Superb Owl iz when da best commercials are, ya git!

>> No.24131426

>>24131332
Why yes, I am a person on 4chan.
Oh wait, did you mean to insult me?
Try something more creative, you stupid, unoriginal, commissar insulting, duty abandoning, elder pleasuring heretic!

>> No.24131460

>>24131380
Oh frak me, not one of you guys.
Tell Ward he sucks.

>> No.24131528

>>24131426
>Implying that you don't put Tau dicks in your ears

>> No.24131568

>>24131460

HERESY! PURGE IN FL...

Excuse me?

Felinids recognised as stable abhuman strain and tolerated? By direct command of our Spiritual Liege?

Err, well... Carry on, citizen!

>> No.24131612

>>24131460
>that picture
>Implying Cat and Catachan wasn't a fucking beautiful show
Sure, the premise of a felinid and a Catachan as the last survivors of their regiment during a Dark Crusade was kinda silly and the fanservice was a bit much in the pilot, but fuck, man, it had it all. Beautiful visuals, amazing music, surprisingly deep characters given the premise. Hell, I even found myself respecting Boss Gutkikka in the end, even if he did kill Blue Louie the Mute Tau. His speech right before his death was fucking amazing.
>You’z keep on runnin, ya gits. I’z may ’ave lost all me boys, I’z may ’ave lost ’alf me face, but dis ’ere planet is MINE, see? Dis is still my WAAAGH, and I’z gonna see it through to tha end. So run on, ya puny little humie, get on back to yer WAAAGH, but know dis: you’z betta keep on fightin an’ winnin, cuz after ol’ Gutkikka finishes wiff dese Chaosboys, ’e’s commin ta find ya, even if ’e has ta go through da whole zoggin Warp ta do it! WAAAGH!

>> No.24131716

>>24122529
IN DIZ EPIZOOD:
WAR BOSS JERRMI UZIZ A TOOL
MEKBOY JEMMS IZ MUCKIN' ABOUT
AND 'AMMON IZ ALSO MUCKIN' ABOUT

>> No.24131874

>>24131426
Third party here. Just read the first few pages of the wolf and sister series and i gotta admit, It's kinda shit mate.

>> No.24131900

>>24131874
>kinda
You are incredibly tolerant.

>> No.24131959

>>24131900
Sure its already oozing with terrible writing traits within the begining of the story but yeah, like i said shit.

>> No.24132145

>>24131612
Man, dying orks always makes me sad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIu4jUJriUI

>> No.24132248

Oi, move over ya gits. It's time for Kaptain Bludflagg.

>> No.24133363

>>24131612
>>24131258
>Cat and Catachan
>Wolf and Sister

Tau are getting more generic every season, I swear.

>> No.24133410

>>24133363
At least I dont read trashy literature by Stepharius Meyertorion like Love Can Bloom. Bitch didnt even get Eldar OR Eversor lore right.

And fuck you, Nyamirez is mai waifu.

>> No.24133416

>>24133363

>> No.24133454

>>24133410
Son, I opurrate on anyather level.

>> No.24133515

>>24133410
See, this is what ruined all the Tau boards, all this moe shit.

We need some of the good old stuff, like Kharn in Fist of the Eye of Terror, or G Crisis Suit.

>> No.24133619

>>24133515
THIS GUY. He has taste.
Personally, I found W&S mediocre at best, but a damn sight better than the tripe that other guy posted.

>> No.24133636

>>24133515
>Cat and Catachan
>moeshit
Sure, it had its share, but I don't see how you can call a felinid gutting a traitor guard like a trout moeshit. Or a warboss choking out a carnifex.

Shit, its like you missed the entire Stormboy/Raptor showdown episode.

>> No.24133728

>>24128638
I'm partial to sienapse

>> No.24133732

>>24133619
Oh please, you just watched it for the yiffwank.

>> No.24133803

>>24133732
What the- Okay, 2 things:
1) no
2) how the hell is it heresy??

>> No.24133888

>>24133803
>Watching W&S for anything but the Space Yiff wank
How? The flamboyant homosexual over and undertones to that show were way too much for me after the first episode. I mean fuck, the first episode starts with the main character getting dressed in his power armor by his sergeant while they all profess their devotion to each other. I feel like the SoB was only tacked on so they could claim it was anything but a gay romance story.

>> No.24133932

I just hope they give Boris the cunigly brutal stompa a second series. It's the only show that actually has a blue skin contributing to the plot and not just serving as cheap fan service.
And the grotocratcy side arc was hilarious

>> No.24133946

>>24133888
Still better than Cat and Catachan.

>> No.24133950

>>24133888
>homosexual anything
...
I am the most oblivious motherfrakker in the galaxy, because I have no Idea what you're talking about. I've seen space marines, some of them actually talk like that.

>> No.24134002

>>24133932
I thought it was called "The adventures of Blue and the Scraplootas".
stupid market based titles...

>> No.24134058

>>24134002
titles aside it should get a second series. But I fear for it not enough blob/fanservice for the tauboo market and to much dialog/not krumping things for the WAAAAGGGHHHHboos

>> No.24134074

>>24133932
>that grotocracy sidearc
>that online grotocracy miniseries between seasons
>that Squigslap cameo in the next season
Say what you want about the show, but you can tell the writers and animators are having a blast with it.

>> No.24134081

The tau could shit in a cup, tape googly eyes to it, and call it "Supaa Servitoru Romancuu", and you fucks'd be lining up around the block to buy the chance to lick it up. Go infest one of your tauaboo boards for fuck's sakes, I wanna watch the show about the Cadian paired up with the arbites on Necromunda.

>> No.24134139

Mechanicus Madoka
I'm calling it right here, best show of the year
SCT's are suffering

>> No.24134160

>>24134081
>complaining about taushit
>when the Imperium churns out garbage like >>24134139

>> No.24134203

>>24134139
Oh, is that the new spinoff of Homuhomunitorum?

>> No.24134269

>talking about tau TV
>not mentioning Puretide Engram: O'Shovah of the Revolution

STOP MUCKIN ABOUT

the bit where he fights R'Alai was fucking badass you plebs and I shed manly tears when Shadowsun got mind controlled

>> No.24134280

Someone archive this.

>> No.24134291

>>24134074
When the writers have fun, the audience has fun. That is, like, a law of the universe or something.

>> No.24134292

>>24134203
"even without a head I still serve", it's impossible to get tired of her line
I found the sup plot that they are all secretly being fooled by a catan quite heretical tough. Like we humans are fodder to some xenos freaks.

>> No.24134312

hay guys I found this funny video on the web way it's called Ulthwe Style and it has a dancing wraithlord

>> No.24134427

>>24134312
seen the version with the Cadian officer cadets dancing it? Seriously why do we trust these people to keep us save from the horrors of the beyond.

>> No.24134487

>>24134427
>implying monkeigh can imitate pure Eldar dance moves

Go back to your banal entertainments lower races, while we on our craft worlds enjoy fine shows like "Eldrad's Cunningest Ruses"

>> No.24134546

>>24134487
go play star song you slit eyed walking profanity. If it wasn't for our boys you'd be sucking (even more) best eldar dick right now.

>> No.24134644

>> No.24134675

"Hello ladies.
Look at your son, now back to me, now back at your son, now back to me. Sadly he isn't me but if he went to the Schola Progenium he could be me.
Look down, back up. Where are you; you're on a boat with the man your son could be.
What's in your hand, back at me.
I have it; it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again. The tickets are now diamonds!

Anything is possible when your sons a Commissar!"

>possibly could be 40k-ified a little more.

>> No.24134851

Preview from the Imperium and Tau Empire debate! See it tonight on TNN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrHhS5IkRR0

>> No.24134894

>>24134546
>best elder
BY THE EMPRAH, MY SIDES!!!
>captcha: west enbeea
So that's where they landed. Could someone kindly retrieve them?

>> No.24135259

Someone archived this, right? Please?

>> No.24135483

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24122399/
It is done. PRAISE TEH EMPRAH!

>> No.24135536

>>24135483

Heh - gotta love that. Now The [EXPUNGED] Files will last forever!

>> No.24135538

>>24135483
The tau always made anime. Now wheres that comic about the commissar finding his guardsman reading a tau manga when I need it...

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