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General purpose ERP thread. Share stories, kinks, and character ideas.
Survey Time!
When you ERP:
1) Are humanoids (humans, elves, dwarves, orcs) allowed?
1.1) 3 favorite types of humanoids {if any)
2) Are monstergirls allowed?
2.1) 3 favorite types of monstergirls (if any)
3) Are anthropomorphic animals allowed?
3.1) 3 favorite species (if any)
4) Do you allow for beastiality?
4.1) Do you top or bottom? Do you prefer to be the human or the beast?
4.2) Fantasy creatures or real ones? Favorite creatures?
5) Three biggest fetishes.
6) Your gender.
6.1) gender you typically play as.
6.2) Sexual orientation

>> No.23993993
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>>23993978

>> No.23994010

Humanoids are a-ok with me.
-Humans, orcs, and dwarves
2) Nope
-nope,nope,nope.
3) sure
-rabbits, bears, and ferrets
4) Only in specific cases. Basically, only with dragons, gryphons, and unicorns and only if said animals can talk and consent
- see above
5) underwear, light bondage, and small doms
6) male
-male
-gay

>> No.23994014

>>23993993
Fraaaaaaaaank!

>> No.23994036

>1) Are humanoids (humans, elves, dwarves, orcs) allowed?
yes.

>1.1) 3 favorite types of humanoids {if any)
Orcs, elves and hobbits.

>2) Are monstergirls allowed?
AND boys!

>2.1) 3 favorite types of monstergirls (if any)
Cattle-ish, minotaurs, cowgirls, sheeple, centaurs and similar. Also dragons and cat people.

>3) Are anthropomorphic animals allowed?
yes. they're just monsterpeople to me.

>3.1) 3 favorite species (if any)
see above

>4) Do you allow for beastiality?
naaaah. I am not into nonsentients.

>5) Three biggest fetishes.
lactation,
strenght differences,
horns.

>> No.23994055

>>23994036
>horns
Me too. Satyrs and minotaurs do weird things to my body. I think it might also be standing on two digitigrade hind legs.

>> No.23994087

>>23994036
>lactation
i read that as "taxation"

>> No.23994124

>>23994087
Oh, God! Give me 7%! Give it to me! Ahhhhhh, yeah! This is all going to go towards infrastructure!

>> No.23994136

>>23993978
>1) Are humanoids (humans, elves, dwarves, orcs) allowed?
Yes.
>1.1) 3 favorite types of humanoids {if any)
Elves and orcs.
>2) Are monstergirls allowed?
Yes, and monsterboys
>2.1) 3 favorite types of monstergirls (if any)
Spider, cow, and lamia
>3) Are anthropomorphic animals allowed?
yes
>3.1) 3 favorite species (if any)
no favorites
>4) Do you allow for beastiality?
Not really.
>5) Three biggest fetishes.
I like a lot of stuff but if I have to narrow it down to 3,
humiliation,
crossdressing,
and also spanking
>6) Your gender.
male
>6.1) gender you typically play as.
Always male.
>6.2) Sexual orientation
Bi

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>>23994124

>> No.23994328

>>23993978
1 Yes
2 Sometimes
3 Depends on the player
4 Depends on the player
4.1 Human
4.2 Fantasy
5 Big strong partner, Rough sex and cumming inside, I dont know
6 Female
6.1 Female
6.2 Awkward-Bi (Im awkward around females who are hitting on me enough it would put most of the betas on 4chan to shame)

>> No.23994507

http://www.f-list.net/c/zine

>> No.23994588

>>23994010
>monstergirls: nope
>anthros: yes
You're a very confused person, aren't you? You are aware that there's no difference whatsoever between them?

>> No.23994595

>>23994507
>furries preferred
What if I were to tell you I had multiple characters created. One of them is human and the other five are anthros of some kind. What kind of anthros are you into?

>> No.23994605

>>23993978

What's ERP?

>inb4 shitstorm

>> No.23994614

>>23994588
Well, I'm gay and into bara type stuff. For the most part monstergirl tends to be stuff with cutesy animu faces on a monsterous body and thus not my thing.

>> No.23994618

>>23994605
Esoteric Role Playing.

>> No.23994619

>>23994605
Erotic Role Playing.
I'll let you figure it out from there.

>> No.23994684

>1) Are humanoids (humans, elves, dwarves, orcs) allowed?
Yes.

>1.1) 3 favorite types of humanoids {if any)
Humans, dwarves, elves.

>2) Are monstergirls allowed?
Yes.

>2.1) 3 favorite types of monstergirls (if any)
Insect girls, lizard girls, fish girls.

>3) Are anthropomorphic animals allowed?
To a degree.

>3.1) 3 favorite species (if any)
Lizards, insects, fish

>4) Do you allow for beastiality?
No.

>4.1) Do you top or bottom? Do you prefer to be the human or the beast?
No.

>4.2) Fantasy creatures or real ones? Favorite creatures?
Fantasy. Dragons, oni, werewolves.

>5) Three biggest fetishes.
TF, TG, pregnancy.

>6) Your gender.
Male.

>6.1) gender you typically play as.
Male.

>6.2) Sexual orientation
Straight.

>> No.23994699

>>23994595
Anything with horns or hooves is pretty hard to resist

Add me if you like, I don't have much time right now but we can organize something through notes

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>>23994618
>>23994619

Thnx guyz

>> No.23994748

>>23994614
Oh, okay now I see. I'm into burly monster husbandos myself, too so it's all good.

>> No.23994751
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>1) Are humanoids (humans, elves, dwarves, orcs) allowed?
Yes
>1.1) 3 favorite types of humanoids {if any)
Elves, Orcs(musclegirls), and, uh...
>2) Are monstergirls allowed?
Yes
>2.1) 3 favorite types of monstergirls (if any)
Lamias, and...uh...doggirls?...uh...
>3) Are anthropomorphic animals allowed?
Yes
>4) Do you allow for beastiality?
Yes
>4.1) Do you top or bottom? Do you prefer to be the human or the beast?
With bestiality? Bottom human, definitely.
>4.2) Fantasy creatures or real ones? Favorite creatures?
Either, dogs and horses
>5) Three biggest fetishes.
Humiliation/degradation, rape, loving, romantic BDSM
>6) Your gender.
Female
>6.1) gender you typically play as.
Female
>6.2) Sexual orientation
Bisexual


I'm not good at picking favorites.

>> No.23994761

>>23994699
Same here. I haven't been on in a few weeks due to work.

>> No.23994778

>>23994751
>Female
What color is your magic skirt?

>> No.23994782

>>23994328
That's actually really cute. The part about you getting flustered around other girls that is.

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23994796

Everything's allowed, pretty open-minded.
Three biggest fetishes are anal, monsters and probably exhibitionism.
Male.
Usually, uh, play as a girl...
Bisexual.

>> No.23994814

>>23994036
oh yeah, also:

>>6) Your gender.
Agender.

6.1) gender you typically play as.
Any, mostly females and neutrals thou.

6.2) Sexual orientation
polyromantic pansexual.

>> No.23994830

>>23993978
>1) Are humanoids (humans, elves, dwarves, orcs) allowed?
Yep.
>1.1) 3 favorite types of humanoids {if any)
No particular favourite, but most of my RP's are in a modern setting, so humans I guess.
>2) Are monstergirls allowed?
Sure, some are.
>2.1) 3 favorite types of monstergirls (if any)
Lamia and dragon girls I suppose.
>3) Are anthropomorphic animals allowed?
Fur from head to toe, standard anime haircut and special snowflake background as tends to be the norm? No.
I have included one furry race once in a sci fi setting because my partner got off on it, but eh... not really comfortable with it.
>3.1) 3 favorite species (if any)
Humans.
>4) Do you allow for beastiality?
Some specific acts. I am not keen reading the details if someone is giving a dog a blowjob, but a passing mention of a dog fucking a character for the purpose of humiliation I'm ok with. I am not saying this is logical thinking, but feelings and emotions are not logical
>4.1) Do you top or bottom? Do you prefer to be the human or the beast?
My characters tend to be top, but as I GM I play both top and bottom NPCs in reaction to the PC/s. Human, but I generally don't have a problem playing either.
>4.2) Fantasy creatures or real ones? Favorite creatures?
I am mostly fine with either, but I prefer sci-fi aliens of different varieties, though the difference between fantasy and sci-fi races are slim.
>5) Three biggest fetishes.
Humiliation, promiscuity, public play/use.
>6) Your gender.
Male.
>6.1) gender you typically play as.
Male, but both genders via NPCs.
>6.2) Sexual orientation
Straight.

http://www.f-list.net/c/motors%20list/ (not really looking for anything right now, but it pretty much sums up my fetishes nicely)

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>>23994814
>Agender
>polyromantic pansexual

>> No.23994864

>>23994751
Wait, you love humiliation and rape, but loving bdsm?

>> No.23994867

>>23993978

1) Yes
1.1) Humans, Elves and Eldar, Tieflings.
2) Yes
2.1) Tyranids, Lamias, and Vespid
3) Yes
3.1) Felanids, some Bird variety from Malfi, and
4) Not really
5) Bondage, Monstergirls, and Uniforms
6) Male
6.1) Male
6.2) Bisexual

>> No.23994870

>>23994796
dat floor

>> No.23994873

>>23994864
both are nice

>> No.23994876

>>23994830
I like you, anon. I'm not sure you'd like me though.

>> No.23994877

>>23994864
>loving bdsm
It's just a joke. There is no such thing.

>> No.23994882

>>23994864
It's not mutually exclusive, and neither does all kinks need to be in once scene. Not that anon btw.

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>>23994328

>Im awkward around females who are hitting on me enough it would put most of the betas on 4chan to shame

You don't say...

>>23994877

1/10 got me to respond.

>> No.23994902

>>23994876
Perhaps, perhaps not. Have you answered OP's questions in this thread?
>>23994877
Not sure if 1st of april tomfoolery or not...

>> No.23994905

>>23994887
>1/10 got me to respond.
Why do you assume that this is trolling?

>> No.23994912

>>23994902
Yes
>>23994010

>> No.23994913

>>23994905
2/10, You tried

>> No.23994922

1) Yes
1.1) Humans, elves... Warcraft trolls I guess?
2) Well, monsterboys mostly.
2.1) Catboys, nagaboys, centaurs
3) Yes
3.1) Hyenas, lemurs, whatever I'm feeling like at that moment
4) Only if it's sentient and consensual
4.1) Either or
4.2) Either or
5) Slave/petplay, forced orgasming, tentacles
6) Male
6.1) Male
6.2) Bisexual, though usually gay for whatever gender I'm playing (so guys will go with guys, girls will go with girls)

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>>23994912
Ah, I am your typical straight guy in that I am not really comfortable with male gay scenes. I wouldn't be a good GM or fellow player for you because of that, I think.

>> No.23994967

>>23994835
I don't even get your reaction image. Are they going 'oh you..." or 'Oh my!"?

>> No.23994997

>>23994967
I think they're going
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.23995021

>>23994959
Still. I have mad respect for you doing ERP in WH. That must be interesting to say the least.
I've never heard of someone DM'ing an ERP session. How does that work?

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>>23994997
>/lgbt/
>not Tumblr

>> No.23995058

>>23995042
Well shit, I figured we had it, we might as well get some use out of it.

>>23994967
My apologies,
>>/tumblr/

>> No.23995078

>>23995021
Not that guy, but it's tricky. There's a number of things you can do; either you're going full crazy and fucking everyone at once with rapebeasts, you're focusing on your favored player and letting the others rot while you ERP them, or you play the game without ERP from NPCs in the main sessions and have the player characters fuck each other.

>> No.23995095

>>23994010
>Humans, orcs, and dwarves
>bears
You have good taste.
Except for rabbits. Rabbits look retarded as fuck as anthros.

>> No.23995100

>>23995078
Damn. And this is all done over the internet right? You're not actually doing the ERP sitting around a table while eating pizza, right?

>> No.23995118

>>23995078
Real tricky part comes when players forgot that this is supposed to be ERP and just go adventuring.

>> No.23995120

>>23995100
>doing ERP in meatspace

Good god man.
That's only one step away from... willingly playing THE GAME THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED as a non-joke campaign.

>> No.23995129

>>23995095
Female rabbits are qt as fuck.

>> No.23995131

>>23995120
>THE GAME THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED
Voldemo- wait but how is he a game?

>> No.23995134

>>23995095
I used to think that. They've grown on me significantly but they have to follow a few rules in order for me to find them attractive.
>Can't have floppy ears
>Have to have at least a little bit of muscle or chub
>Tail must be in the shape of a spade
But yeah, I like my men to be either hairy, muscular, or both. Doesn't matter if they have a muzzle or not.

>> No.23995142

>>23995129
Yes but muscular male rabbits are quite the opposite.

>> No.23995148

>>23995120
>THE GAME THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED
Stop whining. D&D 4 edition wasn't so bad.

>> No.23995150

>>23995100
Only done it over the internet. I'd have to find a suitable group for IRL stuff.
>>23995118
I'm perfectly ok with that; either they're wanting adventure and hit it off with each other or not and thus enjoy my campaign regardless of sexual content, or they're going to want sex in their stuff and they'll ask for it, whereupon I can release romanceable NPCs or THE RAPEBEASTS.

>> No.23995155

>>23995131
No. It's that god awful furry RPG that is basically fetish after fetish after fetish for enemies.

>> No.23995162

>>23995142
Why do they have to be muscular? Skinny male rabbits make the best traps and girly boys.

>> No.23995173

>>23995162
Because only cuntfuckers like traps and girlyboys otherwise you aren't a real gay man.
DOn't you know anything about gay culture?

>> No.23995176

>>23995155
Which one?

I played Ironclaw for a short time, felt like I was in a fucking Disney movie.

>> No.23995181

>>23995142
Different strokes for different folks.
I like my male rabbits to have a strong, burly chest and thick muscular legs. When you consider how strong their thighs must be, you realize how awesome they must be at topping.

>> No.23995184

>>23995155
lands of luste? FATAL?

>> No.23995187

>>23995155
>furry RPG
There are no furries in FATAL.

>> No.23995192

>>23995173
Yes I do, I'm bi and I hate muscle. Not all gay and bi guys like muscle, many (especially on 4chan I've found) prefer lean/skinny, or even chubby boys.

>> No.23995193

>>23995173
gay culture is retarded anyway

>> No.23995197

>>23995176
Ironclaws fucking fantastic. I've played it with non-furry friends before and they absolutely loved it. It's a really fun game.
The game I was talking about was posted one day in an Ironclaw thread as a joke as was a furry supplement to Pathfinder.

>> No.23995204

>>23995184
I think it was Lands of Luste. That sounds familiar.

>> No.23995207

>>23995173
>gay culture
Sure is April 1 here.

>> No.23995209

>>23995192
>I'm a real gay man
>I'm bisexual
Make up your mind.

>> No.23995213

>>23995192
No you don't understand.
You have to like muscle to be gay, otherwise you're just a pedophile/straightfag. I know because /hm/ told me.

>> No.23995218

>>23995213
Wait, what if I love muscles on girls?

>> No.23995222

>>23995213
>/hm/ told me about gay culture so it must be true
That's almost as beautiful as
>ED is the wiki for 4chan

>> No.23995224

>>23995213
You need to like dicks to be gay. Rest of the body is always too feminine to like anyway.

>> No.23995225

>>23995204
I still have an early version of it lying around in my 'curiosities' folder. It's not good, but it's worthy a laugh now and then.

>> No.23995231

>>23995218
You're the gayest straight person possible.
You're also extremely submissive.

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>>23995213
>>23995209

>> No.23995233

>>23995224
>>23995222
>Completely missing the most obvious sarcasm on the planet

>> No.23995239

>>23995218
You are just in denial. You want to have big strong black man to dominate you.

>> No.23995250

>>23995233
>not playing along on the day of fools

>> No.23995254

>>23995250
It's April 2nd bitchtits.

>> No.23995263

>>23995250
>Liking this whitey false tradition.

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Somehow I am tempted to go through this thread. I-I know I shouldn't, but somehow...
1) Are humanoids (humans, elves, dwarves, orcs) allowed?
>Sure
1.1) 3 favorite types of humanoids {if any)
>Usually turned off by most types, I suppose elf and human.
2) Are monstergirls allowed?
2.1) 3 favorite types of monstergirls (if any)
>Kitsune gals. Those are interesting, don't really have any other preferences, just dislikes for some.
3) Are anthropomorphic animals allowed?
>Yep
3.1) 3 favorite species (if any)
>Canines, and assorted canidae I suppose.
4) Do you allow for beastiality?
>Depends. I'm not eager to go to screwing random animal in the forest. They gotta be intelligent.
4.1) Do you top or bottom? Do you prefer to be the human or the beast?
4.2) Fantasy creatures or real ones? Favorite creatures?
5) Three biggest fetishes.
>More like kinks, but a bit of vore, giantess, and insertion I suppose
6) Your gender.
>male
6.1) gender you typically play as.'
>Frequently female, but never been in an actual ERP
6.2) Sexual orientation
>In game? Usually lesbian, though I never bring it up.

>> No.23995268

>>23995233
I didn't miss it. I just wanted to reference that kid who used ED as his reasoning for hating all things anthropomorphic.

>> No.23995273

>>23995218
Then you're um. um. uh, in denial!
Yeah, yeah you're in denial.
You're secretly gay but you don't want to admit it
>>23995254
>Living in the eastern hemisphere

>> No.23995280

>>23995263
[/spoiler]>complaining about an excuse to dick around[/spoiler]

>> No.23995283

>>23995273
>living in the dirty pleb-tier western hemisphere

Enjoy your third world country.

>> No.23995293

>>23995280
>fucking up spoilers when 4chan X has existed for so long

>> No.23995299

>>23995021
I assume WH means Warhammer in this case. And it works out ok, but the partner I'm RPing with is straight and are into humans. We use 40K because we are both very familiar and mostly have it as a backdrop, 40k politics and war usually don't factor into our RP. We can use the setting to handwave some improbable/impossible stuff to suit our needs.

This next section is not 40K lore friendly, and my player and I don't pretend it is.

For instance, she is playing a prostitute in a brothel, but she also has a body modification and pregnancy fetish. Cue using some body altering drugs that increases her hips, ass, tits and reduce her muscle strength: from a lean, strong and petite Acolyte to a curvy, weak and volopteous woman made for a bedroom and servicing men. How? Some handwaved drug patch on her arm that the brothel owner managed to negotiate out of some biologicus mechanicus division. For the hyper-accelerated pregnancy (conception and birth in an hour/day)? We handwaved in that a Krieger regiment needed new soldiers while away from Krieg, so anyone who produced large amounts of children got to use one of their vitae wombs. The brothel owner negotiated to have one in his brothel, and in turn the prostitutes are often impregnated by the customers for an additional fee.

Again, not lore friendly but we play it for fun.

And DM'ing is easy as I have only played one on one and freeform so far. It's just a matter of having very good communication skills and knowing your player. In fact, I can't really say that I am exclusively GMing, we know each other so well that the line of being a PC or a GM and when are fluctuates and merge seemlessly. We know what we want and what we are comfortable with most of the time. But is advice I can give you, then it is this: communicate, communicate, communicate. Discuss what you are comfortable with, where you want it to go, what you think and thought of the session etc. Do it before, during and after an RP

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1) Yush!
2) Elfy
3) God yes.
4) Lamia, Slime, Foxgirl
5) Ehhh...smeh. Fine.
6) n/a
7) NOT a big fan of bestiality
8) Top, human.
9) Fantasy
10) Slime, Harpy, Drow
11) Femdom, tentacles (monstergirl), group.
12) Female
13) 'Bout 50/50
14) Hetero
>Captcha: its wolves

Thanks for the warning, Captcha.

>> No.23995304

>>23995283
I will thank you. Try to manage your menagerie of them.

>> No.23995305

>>23995280
>Being so racist that even your spoilers aren't black.

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Just warning you folks. Spread the word.

>> No.23995317

>>23995304
I will thank you, being one of the first world countries over here.

At least we have first world countries over here.

>> No.23995325

>>23995317
Like?

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>>23995317
>Implying you can be a first world country while infected with the Kender menace

>> No.23995358

>>23995305
>>23995293
I'm so sorry ;-;
Fucking public computers

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23995369

>TFW shearing RP with delicate lamb girl

>> No.23995398

>>23995142
Well its a good thing my fetish is turning that Vizzerdrix into a Tewi then.

>> No.23995415

>>23995369
Who is realy a fat neckbeard named Buck.

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>>23995415
maybe

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>>23995142
???

>> No.23995460

>>23995369
Red wine sauce or mint jello?

>> No.23995483

>>23995460
I am playing a minotaur, so probably raw.

>> No.23995492

>>23995449
Oh, King Kazma. One of many great things to come out of The Summer Wars. Arguably one of the best.

>> No.23995501

>>23995483
You start from the head, stomach or legs?

>> No.23995524 [SPOILER] 
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>>23995449
I still prefer my rabbits with some meat on them.

>> No.23995534

>>23995501
Not him, but if he doesn't start from the legs, he's doing it all wrong. He could go at her while she's alive and pleasure her with his tongue as she's going down.

>> No.23995553

>>23995534
He is minotaur not a fucking snake. He need to eat her in parts.

>> No.23995569

>>23995524
It's always a 50/50 chance with you, /tg/.

>> No.23995572

Kinder Surprise, lambs and rabbits. I am the only one who get a little hungry?

>> No.23995577

>>23995553
Maybe she's really small.

>> No.23995597

>>23995501
>>23995534
Dammit now I'm tempted to do it just to see what happens. It's non sexual atm

Btw guys the potential for trolling on Flist is just immense

>> No.23995618

>>23995597
Do it and tell us. We are waiting.

>> No.23995622

>>23995597
>implying that vore would be a turnoff for them

>> No.23995625

>>23995597
>It's non sexual atm
How do you even get that far without it turning sexual?

>the potential for trolling on Flist is just immense
What do you mean?

>> No.23995636

>>23995524
>those hips
>those breasts
I came.

>> No.23995648

>>23995597
No kidding.
Some of them are so good you're not sure if they are terrible at ERPing or if they are trolling.
I've run into the typical weeaboo/bad roleplayer.
He started out as a catboy.
Next session he tells me he's also an alchemist wizard.
He told me he didn't know what sex was and then 5 minutes later told me he wanted me to fuck him in the ass.
I then find out he's a vampire with demon wings and that he needs to suck my blood in order to survive. I specifically told him the day before that I didn't do anything involving blood but he just ignored that.
Then he pulled the ultimate retarded maneuver. He told me he wasn't actually a cat boy. Instead, he was a wolf boy with a really skinny tail. That's when I quit. My character went into some spasms and I impaled him on a stake and died. I haven't talked to him since.

>> No.23995664

>>23995625
Not that guy, these people are super attached to these characters and have massive lists of 'do not want' fetishes.

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>>23995636
Finally someone with good taste!

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>>23995569
No kidding?

>> No.23995686

>>23995664
>being attached to your character
>not encountering someone else who has used the same avatar for longer than you and turning it into some kind of bizarre magical self-cest impregnation scene

>> No.23995689

>>23995673
>the watermark
I laughed more than I probably should.

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>>23995673
Just check out this ass!

>> No.23995699

>>23995692
Spoiler that shit dude! I'm in public!

>> No.23995721

>>23995666
...would you, /tg/?

>> No.23995729

>>23995699
Well technically this is a swf image. She didn't show anything. Yet.

>> No.23995730

>>23995721
Well... it has a hole.

>> No.23995734

>>23995692
>these are what the 'fuck pigs' created by the demented villain will look like in the next adventure I run

>> No.23995744

>>23995729
Still. It's the provocativeness of her form. You can tell she's just ready to get gobbled up. You wouldn't believe how many glares I got from the nursing mothers across the room when that popped up on my screen.

>> No.23995757

Oh god TG why do you do this?
This is terrible
>cryingbunnygirls.ogg

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>>23995744
Dude. THIS is a nsfw image.

>> No.23995771

>>23995757
Shut up slut.

>> No.23995778

1. Yes
1.1. Elves, elves and more elves
2. No
3. Yes
3.1. Only ones we have are anthropomorphic cat people
4. Yes
4.2. Fantasy creatures. The more monstrous, the better
5. Pregnancy, inflation, monster-rape
6. Male
6.1 Female
6.2 Straight

>> No.23995785

>>23995757
Stop crying my dear bunnies. This might spoil the meat!

>> No.23995787

>>23995765
I shouldn't have clicked that. Now I can't even stand up without giving myself away.

>> No.23995800

>>23995778
>6. Male
>6.1 Female
>6.2 Straight
Oh my!

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>>23995778
>6. Male
>6.1 Female
>6.2 Straight

Uh...

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>>23995757
What? It's not like it's something you haven't seen before.

>> No.23995833

>>23995303
What is that girl so happy about?

>> No.23995841

>>23995757
This reminds me...

/tg/ - herbivorous bunny girls

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>>23995757
I am more into lambgirls anyway. Especially in groups.

>> No.23995878

>>23995865
Why do they all seem to have cancerous tumors on their asses?

>> No.23995884

1) Are humanoids (humans, elves, dwarves, orcs) allowed?
>Yes, of course.
1.1) 3 favorite types of humanoids {if any)
>Humans, Elves, Dryads
2) Are monstergirls allowed?
>Yes.
2.1) 3 favorite types of monstergirls (if any)
>Catgirl, Lamia, Harpy
3) Are anthropomorphic animals allowed?
>Not particularly fond of them, but I don't judge.
3.1) 3 favorite species (if any)
>Nah
4) Do you allow for beastiality?
>Yes.
4.1) Do you top or bottom? Do you prefer to be the human or the beast?
>Top beast yo
4.2) Fantasy creatures or real ones? Favorite creatures?
Either.
5) Three biggest fetishes?
BDSM / D&s play, fancy footwear / footjobs, maids
6) Your gender.
Male
6.1) gender you typically play as.
Either
6.2) Sexual orientation
Straight. Convincing traps are ok, I guess. Not gonna touch any dicks, though.

>> No.23995894

>>23995800
>>23995811
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know my own sexuality.

>> No.23995899

>>23995303
when you play males do you have sparkly bishounen yaoi?

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>>23995865
>>23995828
>>23995765
>>23995692
>>23995673
>>23995666
>>23995524
What an interesting game you've made, /tg/.
An interesting game indeed.

>> No.23995909

>>23995878
You are either gay or white if you can't see how awesome those asses are dude!

>> No.23995915

>>23995894
So you're bi in real life, yet you enjoy being a girl in ERP?

That's pretty gay bro.

>> No.23995916

>>23995811
Cross-gender roleplaying is only a problem if you make it into a fetish character. I've seen many believable cross-gender characters, and a fuck ton of really bad fetishy ones... Such as "Super-Slut", or "Big Gay Burly Man".

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>>23995909
I'm both of those things.

>> No.23995925

>>23995915
>bi

What, meant to say straight.

>> No.23995945

>>23995920
You are just pathetic. Kill yourself.

>> No.23995958

>>23995945
I tried. The other guy just spit the bullet back out.

>> No.23995962

>>23995894
I am afraid you are just in denial.

>> No.23995964

>>23995884
>Convincing traps are ok, I guess. Not gonna touch any dicks, though.
so what you are saying is you are desperate enough to a trap

>> No.23995976

>>23995915
Straight. What's wrong with that? I like women getting fucked, and playing as one means I have absolute control over what happens to her, and what fetishes she abides by.

>> No.23995979

>>23995964
I guess half of people in this thread is desperate enough to do a corpse or mannequin.

>> No.23995991

>>23995976
>All that rationalisation.
Isn't hot in this closet?

>> No.23996045

1) Yesplz
1.1) Humans, elves, halflings/other shorties
2) Why the hell not
2.1) aquatic races, draconic things, demon-y things.
3) Lolno
4) Ick
5) Anal, internal, rough stuff/light domination (on either party's part)
6) Male
6.1) Male. I can and do play female characters but not in ERP settings. feelsweirdman.
6.2) Straight

>> No.23996047

>>23995991
>this closet
Are you in there with him?

>> No.23996052

>>23996047
Not anymore.

>> No.23996054

>>23995976
You are getting stuffed with phallus, or phallus-shaped objects.

That's hella gay. A truly straight male would play as a male and just convince or force the female to do what he likes.

>> No.23996060

So, describe the character that you mainly use for ERPing.

>> No.23996080

>>23996060
Giant armored cyborg with drill dick. No bitch complained yet.

>> No.23996105

>>23996054
I'm not, she is.

>> No.23996117

>>23996105
Oh, right. Carry on.

>> No.23996132

>>23996045

Actually wait, 6.1 isn't entirely true.

I DID RP a female knight once, ended up in a girl/girl scene. It wasn't precisely an ERP focused session or storyline, just swung that way. Was slightly less awkward cuz the other player was definitely verified female RL and kinda cute.

At the end, was told that I 'write pretty good lesbian smut for a straight dude'. Made my day.

>> No.23996143

>>23996105
The woman you're pretending to be is, that is.

gaaaay

>> No.23996165

>>23996060
I'm not sure if anyone would like mine.
I'm a ferret who also happens to be a butler. He's super egotistical and selfish. He looks down on anyone who is less fortunate than him. At the same time, he's secretly a huge slut and loves getting pounded. He often loves being taught a lesson by his poorer peers. He's also super nosy and gets himself into trouble with his superiors.
He's not a complete jerk though. He does anything commanded of him with vigour and he's a hard worker. Although he's a dick to the more fit and less wealthy workers, he admires them for their hard work and he can be loving at times.
Regardless, his attitude usually warrants him getting punished in some way, shape, or form.

>> No.23996190

>no one responds to your messages
welp.

>> No.23996201

>>23996165
I would love him
I love snuff.

>> No.23996217

>>23996190
Are you on f-list?
That can happen. Sometimes, they are just away or they are in the middle of 6-7 different discussions. Just be patient with them. If they just never respond it's their problem. Go look for other people in the mean time.

>> No.23996234

>>23996190
Dear lord. You are so lame that even horny nerds don't want to cybering with you. May god have a mercy on your soul.

>> No.23996246

I have waste WAY too much time on Flist pursuing the most vile fetishes

Thanks I thnk

>> No.23996250

>>23995306
can't speak for anything that happened here but to be pretty fucking clear, hugetau doesn't mod anything, like at all. only when someone complains to him will he ever do anything.

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>>23996234

>> No.23996256

>>23996190
>make a fetlife account
>no-one messages me
>too nervous to message anyone

Bleh.

>> No.23996271

>>23996201
I'm not actually a snuff fan. That's a bit too dark for me.
My preferred roleplays tend to involve a strange balance of romance and revenge. The two roleplayers would be at each other's throats one second, kissing passionately another, and then blackmailing the other. They'd just go back and forth respecting each other for their whiles (or body) the entire time. My f-list can be found here if you're still interested:
http://www.f-list.net/c/barnaby%20rollins/
I'm into humans or anthros.

>> No.23996272

>>23996165

So. Narcissistic power-bottom who loves to be put in his place? I can imagine him being "punished" by a large number of working class and unemployed, and loving it.

For some reason, I also imagine him as a bug chaser.

>> No.23996275

>>23996256
Actually messaging strangers on Fetlife is 100% a waste of time. Go to a meetup if you're bold enough

>> No.23996290

>>23996250
Is this on the IRC? Is that thing still active, nothing seems to be on when I log in

>> No.23996294

>>23996271
>That's a bit too dark for me.
Dropped. No blood no boner.

>> No.23996313

>>23996256
You aren't even fucking beta anymore. You are some omega or shit.

>> No.23996321

>>23996275
How come? I'd probably go to a meetup if there was any within 1 hours drive of my place to go to.

>> No.23996335

>>23996272
That sums it up very well. I'm not what you'd call a bug catcher though.
I have to leave. Going out with friends. I'll be back later today. We'll see if this thread can last. Again if anyone wants to try my character he can be found here. I also have a human switch, a rabbit dom, a horse dom, an eagle powerbottom, and a switch fox.
>>23996294
Sorry to disappoint you.

>> No.23996336

>>23996313
>wanting to be alpha

>> No.23996353

>>23996321
Actually maybe if you're gay you might be in luck?

I spoke to a number of women at a meet. Even the ..less attractive ones get literally dozens of messages a week that they 99% delete. They don't like meeting men alone /at homes, meetups feel safer etc. These girls are all incredibly messed up though tbh

>> No.23996365

>>23996335
>Going out with friends
I don't believe you have friends. Enjoy your smut.

>> No.23996407

>>23996353
>Even the ..less attractive ones get literally dozens of messages a week that they 99% delete
>These girls are all incredibly messed up though tbh
I figured both of these would be the case, especially since all the ads I see are guys wanting girls and never the other way around.

I am bi though and I wouldn't mind a male fuckbuddy at all, so I guess I'll see how that goes.

>> No.23996412

Ok. We had a laugh. Now let's stop this farce.

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>>23993978

1) Elves and races that are very close to humans are allowed.
1.1)uh..elves i guess

2)Yes ofcourse !
2.1)doppleganger,vampire,succubus

3) No

4) No

5) femdom BDSM with love ,Stockings, cosplay(mostly military stuff),rape where the girl i am raping starts loving it.

6) Male
6.1) Female
6.2) Lesbian (i am het irl btw)

>> No.23996470

>>23996437
>i am het irl btw
Oh yes you are.

>> No.23996485

Question...how long have these threads been happening?

I swear we went months without and now they're daily

>>23996407
Plenty of cute guys, I'm sure you'll find one

>> No.23996493

>>23996485
>how long have these threads been happening?
Too long.

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>>23996437
>i am het irl btw

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>1) Are humanoids (humans, elves, dwarves, orcs) allowed?
Yes!
>1.1) 3 favorite types of humanoids {if any)
Anything with a weird skin color.
>2) Are monstergirls allowed?
If they have dicks, sure.
>2.1) 3 favorite types of monstergirls (if any)
See above.
>3) Are anthropomorphic animals allowed?
No.
>3.1) 3 favorite species (if any)
N/A
>4) Do you allow for beastiality?
Yes.
>4.1) Do you top or bottom? Do you prefer to be the human or the beast?
Switch.
>4.2) Fantasy creatures or real ones? Favorite creatures?
Varies.
>5) Three biggest fetishes.
Transgender, Fictional IPs, Watersports
>6) Your gender.
Male.
>6.1) gender you typically play as.
Transwoman/Shemale/Dickgirl/What-have-you
>6.2) Sexual orientation
Bi.

I ERP primarily on a MUSH called Shangrilah, sometimes on AIM with folks from 4chan. I lean towards Shemale-On-Shemale, and I have a weird affinity for playing in sandboxy-type scenes with established characters from video games, comics, etc.

f-list / super%20shemales (I never check this)

>> No.23996517

>>23996494
You mean you saw her once.

>> No.23996546

>>23996470
>>23996494

>Be a man who loves girls
>Wants to be the little girl
>Play girl character
>make love with girls
>get accused with being homo

Are you guys high or something? There is no man involved here, i find man repulsive.

>>23996437
Oh and also an addition to 5)
,get raped by a girl i think i will enjoy it more than raping.

>> No.23996569

>>23996546
>i find man repulsive
Why? Are you afraid that you might find them attractive?

>> No.23996588

We are /d/ now!

>> No.23996602

>>23996588
We always were anon, didn't you notice?

>> No.23996616

>>23996588

>Don't need other boards.jpg

>> No.23996619

>>23996569
Not repulsive in general repulsive in sexual terms.

>> No.23996644

>>23996619
Someone is insecure here and i will not point a finger on who.

>> No.23996857

>1) Are humanoids (humans, elves, dwarves, orcs) allowed?
yes playing our ERG in pathfinder so they kinda need to be.
>1.1) 3 favorite types of humanoids {if any)
Humans, Elves, just about any halfbreed.
>2) Are monstergirls allowed?
yeah, considering our game is set up in the champions of corruption demon realm currently
>2.1) 3 favorite types of monstergirls (if any)
Jelly girls, succubi, and harpies probably
>3) Are anthropomorphic animals allowed?
kinda, I shy away from anything really furry as the players and I don't particularly like it.
>3.1) 3 favorite species (if any)
n/a
>4) Do you allow for beastiality?
yes, it's one of the bigger kinks for my players atm
>4.1) Do you top or bottom? Do you prefer to be the human or the beast?
I prefer both, and again both leaning more toward human.
>4.2) Fantasy creatures or real ones?
Mixed bag.
>Favorite creatures?
Recurring creatures include succubi, red tentacles, and minotaurs, but my favorite boss battle I did for them was a watered down vrock which lead a flock of harpies
>5) Three biggest fetishes.
sissyfication, bondage (either side), pregnacy is a good one but it honestly depends on what I'm feeling that day.
>6) Your gender.
male
>6.1) gender you typically play as.
Both, but then again I never get to play because forever DM
>6.2) Sexual orientation
Bi/switch, I realize it's the biggest fuck you to that question but that is honestly where I consider myself.

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23996878

These threads are still going strong, huh?

I see the f-list talk has been on the rise, and while I think that does make good for quick one-shot, very specific scenes, that's also a completely ass-backwards community full of lots of takers and few givers, if you catch my drift.

#Mymagicalrealm on rizon is a little bit better, especially for longer-form multi-session games, but those always run the risk of having players disappear and the game falling apart in a single day.

I'd suggest a MUCK, but most MUCK servers are pretty terrible and usually devolve into a weird combination of the previous 2 options, where you get people just waiting around to solicit each other, or you find your one playmate to run the scene you've been dying for, but then they vanish for months on end and you never get to finish anything..

Although, I do think a MUCK could be the right way to go because it allows for a more consistent setting and characters, if done right..

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Eh whatever.

>1) Are humanoids (humans, elves, dwarves, orcs) allowed?
Yup.
>1.1) 3 favorite types of humanoids {if any)
Not really, depends entirely on how the character is played and what they look like, so race doesnt really actually matter.
>2) Are monstergirls allowed?
Yup.
>2.1) 3 favorite types of monstergirls (if any)
Way too many for me to even remember.
>3) Are anthropomorphic animals allowed?
Nah.
>4) Do you allow for beastiality?
Nah.
>5) Three biggest fetishes.
/ss/, incest, hypervoluptuous women
>6) Your gender.
Male.
>6.1) gender you typically play as.
That has gone suprisingly evenly, especially since I often have to GM.
>6.2) Sexual orientation
Straight.

>> No.23997443

Don't die on me, ERP thread! You said you'd never die! You promised!

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23997493

How does GM-involved ERP work? I've only done stuff with partners.

For instance, as we speak I'm roleplaying a hung, busty Middle Eastern Commander Shepard getting a reward-blowjob from some runaway shemale tramp in the Citadel.

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>>23993978
>1) Are humanoids (humans, elves, dwarves, orcs) allowed
Yup.

>1.1) 3 favorite types of humanoids {if any)
Dryads, elves, and trolls.

>2) Are monstergirls allowed?
Sure.

>2.1) 3 favorite types of monstergirls (if any)
Lamias, driders, and harpies.

>3) Are anthropomorphic animals allowed?
Yeah. Like, if they have just a few animal features, not animal faces and fur and so on.

>3.1) 3 favorite species (if any)
Puppygirls, and that's it really.

>4) Do you allow for beastiality?
Yes, if it's a dog or a horse with a woman.

>4.1) Do you top or bottom? Do you prefer to be the human or the beast?
I like to bottom but can easily be both. I like to be the human if taking it, and the beast if giving it.

>4.2) Fantasy creatures or real ones? Favorite creatures?
Not sure I understand. Like animals? Monsters? If so, yes.

>5) Three biggest fetishes.
Futa on female, oviposition, and /ss/

>6) Your gender.
Trans woman.

>6.1) gender you typically play as.
Woman.

>6.2) Sexual orientation
Gay.

>> No.23997577

>>23997493
It should be like running any other RPG, with the exception that you don't always fade to black, where time permits, and sometimes the traps and things that threaten the players are kind of sexy.

>> No.23997582

>>23997493
In my case? I take a player and run him/her trough adventures that fulfills his fetishes. There is just plot going on aswell.

>> No.23997587

>>23997493
Always did like playing the game as femshep imagining I had a dick. Especially after being reconstructed by Cerberus.

And she gets revenge on Cerberus by knocking up half the crew.

>> No.23997595

>>23997493
>How does GM-involved ERP work?
I run it the same way I run a D&D session, but it's geared with more fetishes in mind. When a player creates their character I also ask for a list of fetishes so that I can build an enjoyable experiance for multiple people, but if someone is bored, and I'm bored I occasionally do a 1on1 with them much like normal ERP.

>> No.23997630

>>23997493
>How does GM-involved ERP work? I've only done stuff with partners.

I run a game absolutely littered with fetish material and genderfuckery and the works.

But it's a normal game, I do nothing erotic at all. I simply >imply and let my players stew and make innuendo.

>> No.23997678

>1) Are humanoids (humans, elves, dwarves, orcs) allowed?
Yes.
>1.1) 3 favorite types of humanoids {if any)
Human, orc, elf (any kind)
2) Are monstergirls allowed?
Yes.
>2.1) 3 favorite types of monstergirls (if any)
Harpies, aquatic monstergirls (all kinds), angels
>3) Are anthropomorphic animals allowed?
Yes.
>3.1) 3 favorite species (if any)
No preference, just don't care.
4) Do you allow for beastiality?
No
>4.1) Do you top or bottom? Do you prefer to be the human or the beast?
-
>4.2) Fantasy creatures or real ones? Favorite creatures?
-
5) Three biggest fetishes.
Bondage, femdom, and a sort of... mind-control where the body is controlled but the victim is still aware.
>6) Your gender.
Male
>6.1) gender you typically play as.
Pretty even split.
>6.2) Sexual orientation
I'm not sure anymore.

>> No.23997691

>>23997678
And I couldn't even greentext properly.

>> No.23997731

>>23993978

1) Yeah sure
1.1) Bunny girls, gnomes, dwarves
2) Yeah sure
2.1) Bunny girls, centaur, slime girls
3) Fuck no
3.1) Bunny girls
4) Fuck no
4.1) Noooooooooooooo
4.2) Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
5) Genderswap, transformation, [unplayable things]
6) M
6.1) >genderswap MtF
6.2) I like girls.

>> No.23997743

>>23996365
I just got back. We went to a pizza buffet and then headed out to Target so my sister could meet with her girlfriend. Such is the life of an amerifat. Everything revolves around food and sex.

>> No.23997758

>>23997587
Implying that said "revenge" wasn't Cerberus's goal in reconstructing her with a cock.

>> No.23997800

>>23997758
I can see that. I treated it more as an unintended consequence, though. They thought they could control her, especially with this new supercock and nuts she's got. Instead she impregnates every single woman on the ship and gets even more disobedient.

>> No.23997868

>>23997800

I want to read this story now. I hope it ends with Shepard impregnating a Reaper.

>> No.23997896

>>23997587
I always pictured FemShep with Dr. Girlfriend's voice mostly to make the Kaidan romance make sense.

>> No.23997953

>>23997743
Both you and your sister are gay? Your parents must be proud of you.

>> No.23998012

>>23997953
It's pretty ironic. I grew up in a conservative evangelical household and we were taught that homosexuals were evil and all of that.
I realized from the onset of puberty that I didn't find women attractive. I liked the look of grown men though. I thought I'd just grow out of it.
At the same time, my sister was getting really close with an old friend of hers who was also a girl. They started dating behind my parent's backs.
Eventually, she came out to them. My dad took it pretty well but my mom cried. She told my sister she couldn't tell anyone or else our family's reputation would be ruined.
I came out a year later and the same deal happened. My dad was confused and a little grossed out but our relationship was still close. My mom threatened me not to tell anyone else.

>> No.23998033

>>23997953
gb2/pol/

>> No.23998051

>>23997953
I see no problem,
Why dont you go back to /pol/ and go wank at your jew fantasies.

>> No.23998111 [SPOILER] 
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>>23998033
>>23998051
No.

>> No.23998161

So, here's my thing. I tend to find that actual ERP games tend to just completely fall apart if they're in a group. I find that games - even long-term campaigns - tend to work best with one GM and one player, even in long-term campaigns.

What experience do you guys have when it comes to this?

>> No.23998179

>>23998161
The same, really. I just can't do groups for extended ERP.

>> No.23998180

>>23998161
Yeah. Cybering works best between two guys.

>> No.23998218

>>23998180
Oh, I'm not even talking about cybering, per se, I'm talking about long-term games that only occasionally actually feature sex. I find that it still tends to completely fall apart when there's more than one player, if for no other reason that the more people there are, the more likely any one of them is actively pursuing something lewd at any give time.

>> No.23998253

>>23998218
This is just a fancy name for overly complicated cybering for those who like to pretend that they don't play game of pretend.

>> No.23998257

>>23998161
my group started on /d/ so everyone kinda knew that ERp was going to be part of it from the start, and with /tg/ and /d/ I've pulled several people to refill the ranks when people have dropped out.
that being said I had intended when starting this game it would only last at max 5 months, it's been going on weekly for over a year now, and finally we are almost finished, plans are already in works for a sci-fi erg with two of the same players from this and two new players.

>> No.23998280

>>23998253
What? Who plays RPGs but doesn't consider them games of pretend? Where would you get the idea that people are in such a stupid form of denial about something?

>> No.23998286

>>23998257
Have you experienced any of the same problems here?
>>23998218

>> No.23998340

1) Yes
>1.1)I don't really have favorites.
2) totally
>2.1) See 1.1
3) Yes. Yes. Yes.
>3.1) see 2.1
4) Why not.
>4.1) Does not matter to me. Man I am really uncaring aren't I?
>4.2) Either is fine, though fantasy is rather nice for me, Nou mu
5) BBW, Massive balls, Anal
6) Male
6.1) gender you typically play as.
6.2) Bisexual, female preferencce.

>> No.23998355

>>23998012
>My mom threatened me not to tell anyone else.
But you did right?

>> No.23998379

>>23998355
Well he certainly did NOW.

>> No.23998382

>>23998257

>Sci-fi ERG

I'd like to be in something like that. I've never ERPed though.

>> No.23998390

>>23998340
Your lack of strong emotions is kind of something me. Or not. Whatever.

>> No.23998394

>>23998286
while the players pursued versions of what they wanted their character to turn into (keep in mind the game is somewhat based on CoC) I did my best to dangle the carrot of adventure as well as have each session take on a sexual bend. since most of the players had the same fetishes I would attempt to make the session pleasing for everyone, and usually the fights would have some fighting and some attacks that were sexual in nature. so I didn't really have players drop the game for those reasons They dropped it because school or personal reasons.

I also do 1on1's that are not combat focused with my players if they wanted to get somthing in particular or have relations with something specific, these usually take place in down times between the sessions.

>> No.23998409

>>23998379
Hell yeah! Now the whole world know that Anonymous is gay!

>> No.23998417

>>23998382
well if you've role played at all before it's not very hard. my email is in the field, shoot me a line if you want to get in. I'd be willing to take one more person. Just put ERG in the title of the email

>> No.23998440

>>23998417
>email
Do you like penis enlargements?

>> No.23998441

>>23998394
>>23998417
Would you be at all willing to run some kind of solo game?

>> No.23998455

>>23998417

Sent.

>> No.23998510

>>23998441
perhaps, I've got a bit going on right now, but send me an email reguardless, put "solo" in the title and we'll discuss it.

>>23998440
good thing about Gmail is that it autofilters most spam.

>> No.23998530

>>23993978
>1) Are humanoids (humans, elves, dwarves, orcs) allowed?
Sure
>1.1) 3 favorite types of humanoids {if any)
Humans, Elves, dunno, haven't done too many humanoids of different types
>2) Are monstergirls allowed?
Sure
>2.1) 3 favorite types of monstergirls (if any)
Slimes, Lamias, Driders? again, haven't had much variety but I'll try whatever
>3) Are anthropomorphic animals allowed?
Yes
>3.1) 3 favorite species (if any)
Rabbits, felines, Pokemon-anthros (yeah, I know)
>4) Do you allow for beastiality?
Sometimes
>4.1) Do you top or bottom? Do you prefer to be the human or the beast?
depends on what we're playing
>4.2) Fantasy creatures or real ones? Favorite creatures?
Fantasy more often than not. Don't really have a fav
5) Three biggest fetishes.
>6) Your gender.
Male
>6.1) gender you typically play as.
Female, though it's more 60 40 than anything else
>6.2) Sexual orientation
Straight IRL, no problem playing gay dudes, though

Anyone got an f-list they want to share?
http://www.f-list.net/c/j%20shortfur/

>> No.23998565

>>23998510
>good thing about Gmail is that it autofilters most spam.
Oh yeah. Month ago it autofilter took away mail from my boss. That was painful.

>> No.23998574
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23998574

>that feel when you realize how stupid your old erp people are and find real cool sises and bros on /tg/

>> No.23998596

>>23996495
yo, want to shemale on shemale sometime?

>> No.23998597
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23998597

1.yes
1.1: humans, elves, third is dwarves/orcs as equal
2. yes
2.1: pic realted
3. depends on how well I know the fellow writer
3.1: nothing in particular
4: no, not a big fan of writing about it
4.1: switch, usually beast with a human side
4.2: both, no favorites
5: stripped stockings, petplay (friendly)
6. Male
6.1: male
6.2: CIS-scum

>> No.23998640

>>23998597
>pic related

I am intrigued

>> No.23998644

>dat feel when I always get more out of any ERP through the story then any sexual scene

>> No.23998653

>>23998640
it's /tg/ fault this happened (you know what you did)

>> No.23998659

1) yes
1.1) thri-kreen, naga
2) encouraged
2.1) naga, bug girls
3) sometimes
3.1) sergals
4) no. partner must be sentient and sapient.
5) futa. femdom. oral.
6) male
6.1) male
6.2) bisexual

got my start here in /tg/, learned to love the non-human girls.

>> No.23998671

>>23998597
>stripped stocking
This isn't a fetish vanilla faggot.

>> No.23998677

>>23998644
I know that feel, and it's a good feel

>> No.23998695

>>23998644
Porn with a good plot and some romance is the best porn.

>> No.23998698

>>23998671
>implying clothing fetishes don't count.
youjustwentfullplebian.jpeg

>> No.23998707

>>23998698
at east make the cothing a wizard or something.

striped wizard stockings

>> No.23998724

>>23998695
No it isn't. It's like watching porn for the acting.

>> No.23998749
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23998749

>>23996336
>not wanting to be Alpha
Stay mind-crushed, pleb.

>> No.23998755

>>23998724
no, you come for the sex, and stay for the story.

I did one story that started as a good old fashioned yuri thing that exploded into a crazy epic adventure with crazy cool fight scenes and fractured alliances and a battle between two powerful ruling women

>> No.23998761

>>23998707
Any kind of stripped stockings will do, if it pelases you if it's some monster girl with a stripped body (like bees) it falls under that category for me

>> No.23998763

>>23998707
Yes my lord. All east cothing shall become a wizard.

>> No.23998784

>>23998749
He is not an alpha! He is Alpha, Beta and Gamma as one. This is false advertising.

>> No.23998792

>>23998755
>yuri
This was expected.

>> No.23998808
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>>23998784
No that guy is Alpha, but when he fuses with his friends they turn into this guy.

>> No.23998809

>>23998792
is that how they turn out, usually? I had never taken one that far before

>> No.23998817

>>23998763
My buttons not working. :(

>> No.23998828

>>23998724
It's because of the acting that I can't watch porn in general. It's all so soulless and wooden. It's like watching a school play that's been written by children.

That's why, when I get into my ERP smut, I want story and characterization and romance, for fuck's sake.

>> No.23998842

>>23998828
>not watching amateur porn filmed by two people in a loving relationship
Get a load of this fuckin' guy.

>> No.23998862

>>23998828
hey looking for a partner?

>> No.23998873

>>23998817
So why are you here? This is a serious thread for people with working buttons you sub-human scum.

>> No.23998897

>>23998828
You just skip those parts and watch fucking. You fap and then do something else.

>> No.23998937

>>23998862
Not at the moment, unfortunately.

>> No.23998961

>>23998842
I am not into crackwhores and fat idiots with small dicks.

>> No.23999137

>>23998937
we don't have to do something right now

>> No.23999214

>>23999137
With you? Never.

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>>23999214
>>23998961
>>23998961
>>23998842
a-a-anon pls, c-can't w-we just all g-get along?

>> No.23999344

>>23999307
sure babe, what's your contact info?

>> No.23999392
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>>23999307
>mothgirls

I can already feel the Will roll penalties stacking up.

>> No.23999441

>>23999307
No. Hatred gives me sexual pleasure. You might say i am ragesexual.

>> No.23999501
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>>23999392
>dat Volcarona

>> No.23999565
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>>23999392

>mothgirls

delicious

s-step into my parlor?

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23999606

New thread and it's just short of auto-sage already. Bloo.

Anyways here I am again. Looking for someone to play musclegirls from various anime for me in super indulgent 1on1 freeform RP. Preference for Valmet/Chiquita from Jormungand, Daidouji from Senran Kagura, or Risty from Queen's Blade.

http://www.f-list.net/c/Anon%20Anime%20List for reference. PM me there or e-mail me if anyone's interested.

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>>23999565
best monster girl in Rance 7 just

>>23999392
never done anything with mothgirls besides enjoy them asthestically, but now your tempting me anon, how lewd

>> No.23999717
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23999717

/tg/ doesn't like Lambs?

>> No.23999762

>>23999717
of course I do

>> No.23999765

>>23999717
Eh. Don't care for them either way I'm afraid.

Unless you hand me some terrified little sheep lady who gets hit on relentlessly by the werewolf or wolfgirl.

>> No.23999770
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>>23999717
Lambs are alright

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>>23999717
We love them!

>> No.23999786
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>>23999765

I respect your opinion

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>>23999717

no strong feelings one way or the other, unfortunately.

>> No.23999802

>>23999786
Wait. If the lambgirls are like THAT, then I am all over them.

Still preferably with some leering wolftype pressing them to a wall and asking them if they'd ever taken the knot.

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>>23998597
damn I forgot one of my most favorite fetishes of all when I posted this

pic def. related

>> No.23999847

>>23999786
They don't even have enough wool to be useful. And probably don't produce enough milk to be profitable. They all go to the slaughterhouse.

>> No.23999853
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23999853

What are your thoughts on Ape Girls, perverts?

>> No.23999858

>>23999802
Ikindofwantoseethistoo.

>> No.23999866

>>23999853

Just like the Lambs, I like them. Unfortunately, many species are underused because Johhny Autism likes foxes, wolves and dragons more.

>> No.23999875

>>23999853
I know some. Better than hambeasts but still not really fuckable.

>> No.23999877

>>23999847
>not keeping your sheep girls as maids and nannies to take care of your manor and to cuddle your children when they need something warm and fuzzy to snuggle.

>> No.23999881

>>23999853
pretty legit

>> No.23999886

>>23999858
Works best if they have no idea what the knot is. And their prey instinct has them totally frozen up as they're pressed to the wall and picked over.

>> No.23999895

>>23999877

>sheep girl maid too shy/polite to protest if you grope her.

>> No.23999918

I think I'm going to make a sheep girl character for my f-list.

It won't be until later, but if you want in on the action, message >>23998530

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>>23999853

They don't do anything for me., but I respect your preferences.

I suppose I should fill out op's thing up top.

1: Yes
1.1: Humans, elves... drawing a blank on my third.
2: Yes
2.1: Spider girls, lamias, slimegirls
3: No
3.1: lolno
4: No
4.1: Depends, but I bottom more.
4.2: lolno
5: spider girls and hypnosis/mind control are my big ones
6: female
6.1: female
6.2: bi, prefer girls

no f-list or any of that presently

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So many furries here. For shame /tg/, for shame.

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>>23999866
>Johhny Autism likes foxes, wolves and dragons more.

Ain't that the truth.. So much interesting ideas and concepts to explore, but all we get is Foxes and Cats and completely boring played out shit.

Not the mention that people who play Foxes are often the most boring, obnoxious faggots around. They often have some sort of inflated ego about them, like they are the fucking Royalty of the furfags. Even worse when they do that Kitsune shit and pretend that their number of pretend tails makes them more interesting than other characters.

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>>24000000

>people who play foxes

pic related

>> No.24000062

>>23999877
I am a peasant not a goddamn prince. I don't have enough food for those animals if they will not produce anything. And they look quite tasty.

>> No.24000068

Rolled 7

>>24000000
Lambs are superiorest.

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>>24000062

>> No.24000099

>>24000062
If you have an abundance of plump, lovely sheep girls, why not dress them up all nice and offer them to a local Lord or King who might pay handsomely for them?

>> No.24000102

>>24000092
You have wool. You can stay.

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>>23999992
I'm gettin' awful tired of being called a furry for enjoying, like, a girl with cat ears and a tail, or a minotaur. I like a lot of mythical beasts and such in ERP, not the awful shit like what's pictured.

>>24000092
Or stuff like that.

>> No.24000150

>>24000099
Why would our King and lord needs sheeps? Especially defective ones?

>> No.24000152
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I'll take the bait.
1) Of course.
1.1) Elf, Tiefling, human.
2) Heck yes!
2.1) Mothgirl, lamia, goo
3) Not a special fan, but sure.
3.1) n/a
4) Not a fan.
4.1) Top, human.
4.2) Fantasy!
5) Rape, tentacles, more than 1 guy
6) Lady
6.1) Whatever the group lacks
6.2) Straight

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>>24000134

i agree in that there's a distinction between monster girls and full-blown furries

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>>24000152
>a girl who likes moth girls

>> No.24000179

>>24000150
To keep as Maids, Nannies, and Concubines, obviously. Also, what kind of salesman would tell the customer his goods are defective?

You are terrible at this.

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>>24000134

You can speak for yourself all you want, but I've seen over and over again a tolerance for anthros in this thread.

>> No.24000207

>>24000193
Well, who cares. There's nothing that can be done about it. Let people do what they want. It's 2013 already man.

>> No.24000224

>>24000150

How is it defective if wool grows back?

>> No.24000234

>>24000179
>Concubines
Are you suggesting that our King chosen by God could fuck a sheep? How dare you!

>> No.24000241

>>24000234

What if she had golden fleece?

>> No.24000252 [DELETED] 

>>24000000
24m GET rings true. I welcome our ape-like overlords.

>> No.24000281

>>24000241
Then i will shave her and sell her wool. You don't sell hen that lays golden eggs.

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>>24000193

what will it change if we screech and yell for five pages?

jack and shit, broski

>> No.24000291

>>24000281

>shave her
>not cuddling up and snuggling with her

You deserve to be a peasant.

>> No.24000347

>>24000000
>>23999853
source on monkey peops

>> No.24000352

>>24000291
You can't live on snuggles alone!

>> No.24000358

>>24000169
High five! :3

>> No.24000401

damn this thread is making me interested in ERP a little again, but I can barely tolerate doing it with anyone because the person who got me into it was very good and now other people's stuff just seems weaker

>> No.24000408

>>24000169
She is a "lady". Not a girl. There is a difference. Girl lacks a penis.

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>>24000408
not like I have a problem with females who have penises

>> No.24000463

>>23998355
Yeah. I told my closest friends and the majority of the people who know me at my university know as well. Sorry I didn't respond earlier. I was driving back up to my university.

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>>24000451
>that feel when more than anything you wanted a happy end where Kaine and Yonah get married and Yonah has a bazillion beautiful baby girls with her

>> No.24000476

>>24000451
..Val?

>> No.24000478

>>24000291
Golden wool could feed my family for a long time. Snuggles would leave my family to starve.

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>>24000473

>> No.24000499

>>24000463
Fuck yeah. Fuck this bitch.

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>>24000463

respect. That takes some courage.

>> No.24000529

>>23999866
Johnny Autism ruined foxes and wolves forever.
Jacky Psycho fucked up dragons.

>> No.24000534

> 1) Are humanoids (humans, elves, dwarves, orcs) allowed?
Yes
> 1.1) 3 favorite types of humanoids
Easier to say that I don't like short humanoids (halflings, dwarves, etc)
> 2) Are monstergirls allowed?
Yes
>2.1) 3 favorite types of monstergirls
Easier to say that I like the more humanoid and less exotic sorts
> 3) Are anthropomorphic animals allowed?
I'm not opposed to them, but furries have a tendency to be irritating people so I'm very wary of people who play such characters.
> 3.1) 3 favorite species
Don't care
> 4) Do you allow for beastiality?
I don't find bestiality sexually arousing at all. It's gross. That's why I like to force women to let an animal fuck them.
> 4.1) Do you top or bottom? Do you prefer to be the human or the beast?
Top. Ideally as a third party who has forced the woman to let the beast fuck her.
> 4.2) Fantasy creatures or real ones? Favorite creatures?
Both. Pet dogs, wolves, wargs, etc.
> 5) Three biggest fetishes.
Humiliation (see above), Tribal settings, Psuedorape (essentially where the girl realizes how much of a slut she is and comes to enjoy it)
> 6) Your gender.
Male
> 6.1) gender you typically play as.
Male. But I'm also a ForeverGM (non-ERP games) so I play a good number of female characters too.
> 6.2) Sexual orientation
Straight

Somewhere there is a psychology major fingering herself furiously while she psychoanalyzes us from afar.

>> No.24000550

>>24000529
You know, I never did like dragons. Like at all. I don't hate them, but I don't get the appeal or the use. I can see them when, like, humanoid formed with a few tiny draconic features, but otherwise they just seem so silly or non-sexual to ever be worth using.

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>>24000534

Wh-what makes you say that?

Fuck, I've been discovered!

>> No.24000584

>>24000193
For the most part, "furries" on /tg/ tend to be the kind of people who just wank it to furry porn and may ERP once and awhile. They aren't obnoxious about their fetish and they realize that it's just a fetish. AT WORST, they might have a fursona. But it's more like a character than it is an actual representation of them.

>> No.24000608

>>24000534
>Somewhere there is a psychology major fingering herself furiously while she psychoanalyzes us from afar.
Tell me something about your relationship with your mother.

>> No.24000615

>>24000584
I've been told I was a furry when I said "I sure do like giant smelly muscular hideous minotaur men raping the fuck out of regular old human maidens" so it's just a big sloppy weird argument

>> No.24000618

>>24000565
you can't hide from us because I'm also a psychology major now going to sociology because it will be easier to get my clinical counseling degree this way in grade school

>> No.24000626

>>24000565
Tch, I KNOW why I got all my fetishes.

>> No.24000633

>>24000527
>>24000499
Not really. She doesn't know that basically everyone knows.
The best part about when I came out to my dad (I came out to my parents on different dates) we eventually talked about how big of a bitch my mom is. My dad's fucking awesome.

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>>24000608
>you will never save the world with sigmund freud from terrorists

>> No.24000666

>>24000633
Did you fucked him?

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24000692

>>24000626

O-of course. I'm not trying to puzzle that out or w-wonder your dreams are like...

>>24000618

Curses! I'm not actually a clinical psychologist. I just know enough to be dangerous and like understanding people.I spin better webs that way, hurr.

>>24000633

Yeah, but still. Coming out isn't easy.

>> No.24000693

>>24000608
She was very abusive, and forced me to overeat certain foods if I ever fucked up. I moved out as soon as I could, but I can't even be around sushi (for one) without feeling ill.

>> No.24000737

>>24000666
Nah man. My dad and I are just bros. I'd never screw over my relationship with my dad.
Same goes for my semi-homophobic roommate. He's a total bro, but he hates super effeminate gay guys. When I came out to him he told me, "Well, at least you're not a fag."
We still hang out all the time and we complain about our other roommate together.
>>24000692
I'm lucky I grew up where I did. Most people are super liberal here (Eastern Iowa). Only exception are the super christians. Basically all of my friends cheered me on.

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>>24000692
>spin better webs cethat way

oh you

>> No.24000762

>>24000693
This is why you unconsciously hate all women and want to dogs fuck them ja?

>> No.24000779

>>24000692
>that feel when you have an amazing deep dream you think has a deep meaning behind it
>forget to right it down

the dream that got away

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>>24000692
Last night, I dreamed I was in a room. It was some apartment. I was worried, because I somehow knew our world was doomed in some very subtle and bleak manner, even if everything seemed normal. It was time to leave.

In the room were two people. One was my guide, some guy I didn't even know really. The other was just someone who watched the messy apartment. I was hurried and worried -- for some reason, I wasn't even thinking about my loved ones, who I'd NEVER leave behind.

There was a door on the side. It opened out into a beautiful summer place, an ocean of trees, through which a huge white apartment building rose, out onto a stairwell to many other doors. This was the Place Between Worlds. If I walked through the door and closed it, I would NEVER be able to go back. Ever.

My guide hurried me. All I had was the clothes on my back, and my bag. I kept running around to get everything I felt I needed, looking for my wallet. I found it at last, and went through the door.

I looked back one last time into the summer-lit apartment, felt a huge sense of emptiness, and closed the door.

>> No.24000803

>>24000737
You are one of those guys that come out and don't even give your parent a blowjob? What the fuck?

>> No.24000816

>>24000803
If he had asked...

>> No.24000870

>>24000692
I often dream about some house near my home and some voice tells me that i need to go there and take some bag from niche in the wall. What that can mean?

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>>24000751

oh me

>>24000779

feelsbadman

>>24000780

O-oh my...! Er, I see. Yes, interesting...

>> No.24000910

If anyone is into what I'm into send me a Note or catch me on chat client. I'm usually on in the evening.

http://www.f-list.net/c/rpg%20master/

>> No.24000942

>>23999853
My thoughts are that I really wish Neurodyne would draw more pin-ups of this girl and less robot sluts with fifteen cocks in them at once.

>> No.24001059

>>24000942
You have a horrible taste and you should feel bad.

>> No.24001074

>>24000886
Avatarfag. This is what this thread needs.

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>>24000779

I dreamed very recently that I turned into a cat-girl. I could even feel my plump, succulent breasts in my hands and I could even wiggle my tail.

Was transformed by water, so I was wearing a skimpy bikini the whole time.

>> No.24001103

>>24001074

>sees someone posting spiders
>MUST BE AN AVATARFAG

holy crap, contain your autism. if i wanted to attention whore like crazy, i'd tripfag

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>>24000942
Gotta admit this brings up my general distaste with gangbangs. Feels cheap to me, you know? Too much activity and motion and people to keep track of.

I always liked 1-on-1 excessive sex instead, especially when it reaches levels of, like, the woman being utterly exhausted and pleading with her partner to stop cumming, and said partner just keeps GOING. So it's like a gangbang, but it's one person fucking the living daylights out of their partner.

>> No.24001115

>>24001104

My favorite is soft cuddling and kissing, with both sides consumed with an intense passion for each other, so they hold hands and look at each other.

>> No.24001119

>>24001100
How many dicks did you suck before you woke up?

>> No.24001140

>>24001119

37. Hopefully not in a row.

hurr references

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>>24001115
Well, I like that just fine too you know. I just like the opposite end of "so much sex you start to question if they're even human" or just unexpected libido. Like a shota having his first time with some lady, and 6 hours later he's STILL going and unloading into her.

>> No.24001169

>When you ERP:
Never have, sometimes want to.
>1) Are humanoids (humans, elves, dwarves, orcs) allowed?
Yes.
>1.1) 3 favorite types of humanoids {if any)
Humans, elves, lycanthropes, lizardfolk.
>2) Are monstergirls allowed?
I guess?
>2.1) 3 favorite types of monstergirls (if any)
...
>3) Are anthropomorphic animals allowed?
I guess?
>3.1) 3 favorite species (if any)
feline, wolf, or bird-of-prey (lizard?)
>4) Do you allow for beastiality?
I guess? Prefer not to. Most of it does nothing for me. male beast/female humanoid only
>4.1) Do you top or bottom? Do you prefer to be the human or the beast?
Impartial. Probably better at bottom and human.
>4.2) Fantasy creatures or real ones? Favorite creatures?
Dragon.
>5) Three biggest fetishes.
BDSM, dehumanization, love
>6) Your gender.
Male
>6.1) gender you typically play as.
Either one.
>6.2) Sexual orientation
Hetero as fuck.

>> No.24001298

>>24001115
Kissless virgin i assume?

>> No.24001304

>>24000910
>HURR DURR must type like you're writing a school report

why do people like this exist? If I'm typing on a chat program online, I'm not going to open up the Chicago manual of style to make sure everything is perfect.

>> No.24001328

>>24001169
>Hetero as fuck.
Next one stuck in the closet.

>> No.24001363

>>24001304
i hav diz to I men ho write diz shit like teher?

>> No.24001375

If a wizard offered to turn you into your primary erp character, would you? If he transported you to your character's world?

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>>24001328
I do occasionally find myself with confusing feelings. Nothing more, though.

>> No.24001419

>>24001375
nah, fantasy and reality are two different things, and I would not work well if I were my primary erp character but still had my own mind/soul/whatever

>> No.24001428

>>24001416
I could play that for you

>> No.24001461

>>24001375
Nope. Being sad and miserable is my biggest fetish. I don't need no wizard.

>> No.24001465

>>24001375

oh, yes. especially if he transported me into my character's world.

though, if he didn't transport me I'd have 'splaining to do. And thinking about how to navigate a door frame. And hide from the cia.

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>>24001375
No way. My life would be that of a shortstacked redheaded whore who suffers an eternal nightmare of uncontrollable nymphomania, constant monster rape, slutting with young boys, agonized birthing of obscene things, and being the beloved sex toy of some cruel dark lord or witch.

...

brb

>> No.24001491

>>24001298

Yes. But at least I have a girlfriend who likes kissing and snuggling!

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>>24001428
But then I would have to play the female.
Multiple dicks just doesn't do anything for me, I'm sorry.

>> No.24001568

>>24001509
Well, then I could play the female and you can play him :3c

>> No.24001609
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24001609

>meet super hot character on f-chat
>we spend 10-20 minutes setting a scene/idea
>ask if they're game to start then
>"sorry, i'm not in the mood to play(this sort of character) now"

kill me

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>>24001568
I guess... I guess that could happen...

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>>24001609

feelsbadman

could be worse, could be raining

>> No.24001713

>>24001609
If they were able to set up a campaign with you instead of starting off with *glomp*, you've found a keeper.
The fact that she wasn't in the mood to play a character yet is another good sign. This shows that she's not going to play half heartedly. Don't feel bad. If you friended her, that's at least one guaranteed ERP for later.

>> No.24001715

>>24001699
It snows!

>> No.24001724

>>24001715
Oh. Well... there could be snakes in the room with you. That would be worse.

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>>24001699

I just give up for the day man. I've been advertising since yesterday barring sleep and I've gotten 3 hits - one who wanted nothing to do with what I advertised for, one who left mid-RP, and that one. Why is it so hard being a hetero male in an RP environment?

I checked my privilege and everything.

>> No.24001742

>>24001678
http://www.f-list.net/c/j%20shortfur/

see ya soon ;)

>> No.24001743

>>24001732
Did you check out #mymagicalrealm? There's usually some folks in there looking for fun.

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>>24001715

B-but I like snow. What's wrong with snow?

>>24001724

What's wrong with snakes? They just want to give you hugs.

and maybe love bites.

>> No.24001758

>>24001743

I've hung out a few times, but no one seemed in to 1on1 freeform from what I saw.

>> No.24001762

>>24001732
Did you try going into a room that is more specific as well as a broader room? Do that and post the ad in both. Also, some people are just beta as fuck. Look at their kinks and message them if you share stuff. Some people won't even post an ad, but they will be looking for new people.

>> No.24001767

>>24001746
>B-but I like snow. What's wrong with snow?
It snows. In easter. That's wrong.

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>>24001746
Lamia are fine. Rattlesnakes are not.

>> No.24001780

>>24001762

i'll second that much, assertiveness is the hardest fucking thing to find online

>> No.24001781

>>24001768
Yes this seems like an excellent thing to have sex wAAAAAAAAAARRGGGHHH MY VAGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>24001762

Yeah, I tried that first idea some.

I guess I'll lurk around people not advertising too some time.

I just want voluptuous women and musclegirls who like to give head. ;_;

>> No.24001798

>>24001746
This snake is a hooligan! Just look at its cap! It wants to steal your wallet and beat you to death with baseball bat while listening to russian disco.

>> No.24001814

>>24001767

But you can make snow angels and hit eggs in snowballs...!

>>24001768

It just wants to hug and play song of its people.

I know they're poisonous and this is largely facetious.

>> No.24001832

>>24001793
>I just want voluptuous women and musclegirls who like to give head.
I do too. Just no one want to be them.

>> No.24001842

>>24001798

Sounds like my kind of girl.

[spoilers]Cops and robbers. Yes, yesss...[/spoiler]

>> No.24001869

>>24001832

I've found a few on F-List.

They just never respond when I inquire about RP.

>> No.24001872

>>24001842
Would you be the noble paladin-nun lady who always chases her, and gets flustered each time at her relentless teasing, never able to bring yourself to hurt or quite capture her when all of her crimes have done nothing to hurt people?

>> No.24001885

>>24001793
I've seen plenty of straight women on f-list. Many of which are human. Your options will increase dramatically if you settle for anthro women, however.
Do you want to know what true suffering is? Being a gay male sub. If you're a gay male sub, you're just one in a million. Good luck finding someone to top you.

>> No.24001894

>>24001842
Use [control]+ sometime. You can thank me later.

>> No.24001917

>>24001885
oh man, yes. I know. I made a gay male sub character once. It's best just to set it to looking and hope for the best

>> No.24001923

>>24001872

... Yes. And so she always gets away and the game always goes on, a tangled web most delightful.

>> No.24001933

>>24001894

You are a wonderful person and I wish you the best life has to ever.I mean it Thank you.

>> No.24001941

>>24001917
Basically all of my sub characters have become switches. I just deal with it and play a dom when I have to. If I get a dom who wants to top me, that's the icing on the cake.

>> No.24001948

>>24001758
You're better off asking around in these threads, then going there. I played as a sweet drow mercenary who raped her frail male escort last night, it was rather hot.

>> No.24001958

>>24001923
Especially if the cockney-talking lamia girl ends up saving her life half the time. With big coily hugs and terrible innuendo.

>> No.24001972

>>24001958

hnnnnnngh

damn it you, i acquired another fetish

>> No.24001975

>>24001948

... that's hot.

Should I bother adverting now in here or wait for the new thread?

>> No.24001986

>>24001975
You can make a new thread instead.

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>>24001972
It's like Sly Cooper. Only without furries. Instead it's closeted lesbian paladin-nuns and cockney-mouthed thuggish lamias with those adorable pageboy hats.

>> No.24002012

>>24001842
This is a dude. Russian dude with bad teeth. Just look at his cap!

>> No.24002042

>>24002005

yes it is and maybe that's why i like it

>>24002012

can't be a dude, she has boobs and isn't overweight

>> No.24002073

>>24002042
Those aren't boobs! They hide stolen wallets and knives that way. He will gut you like a fish.

>> No.24002092

>>24002073

I guess I'll have to check them personally to find out.

after restraining them, of course. Can't have them do more than wriggle about helplessly.

>> No.24002244

Have to say thanks /tg/ for setting me onto F-List.
Had the wierdest, but hottest fun on there super late last night.

someone using the same character for an avatar as me joined the chat I was in, then proceeded to have kinky self-cest for an hour

>> No.24002267

>>24002244

Glad you had fun, so you're welcome you decent human being.

>> No.24002308

>>24002267
You might not say that if you knew what the specifics of the scenario had been.

>> No.24002329

>>24002308

Considering I browse /d/ regularly and have seen worse than self-cest, I'm confident in my assessment.

>> No.24002354

>>24002329
Then you're probably right.

selfcest futa-on-girl anal knotting and then vaginal knotting with implied impregnating

>> No.24002398

>>24002354

See? That's not so bad.I'm even a little intrigued.

>> No.24002410

>>24002308
Did you kill him and wear his corpse as a hat afterwards?

>> No.24002413

New thread

>>24002403

>> No.24002456

>>24002410
i was the one recieving, and i always play as female for this kind of thing

>> No.24002530

>>24002456
Did she killed you and wear your corpse as a hat afterwards?

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