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A Tau runs through a crowded cargo bay, towards the commander of the ship currently being loaded.
Random Tau:"Commander Not'Incompetent"
He is clearly out of breath, but at least the adorned Tau stopped in his way.
Random Tau:"Sir, I'm sorry but we cannot take these Tau Noodles withe us. They waste to much space for theyr nutrution"
Commander Not'Incompetent:"Fine we will leave them here. It is not like anyone will take my ten year supply of Tau Noodles."
The Commander seems a little disappointed but carries on. As he reaches his chambers, he quickly locks the door and screams into a pillow only to and up sulking about him never getting what he wants. EVER.
Meanwhile in Space.
A Necron Lord, wearing a black pirate hat and cloak, taps a golden cane on the metallic floor of his ancient ship.
He seems to be observing the situation through a giant telescope, which seems like a mockery to the otherwordly technology in his possession.
(Let's call him Dave for that is what he calls himself)
Dave:"Willsburrow. would you look at this. Truely a remarkable turn of events."
A normal Necron, dressed like a butler with Tophat and moncle steps fore and inspects the scene to the telescope. He wonders why he may never die.
Willsburrow:"Astonishing, master. You have found this opponent in a state of weakness. Shall i prepare N'mekor to strike him down at once."
Dave:"No. I want you to teleport me down there once his ship has left, so I can steal his Tau Noodles. And who is this N'mekor."
Willsburrow:"I will take care of these matters as soon as I can. N'mekor is to you known as Shades, yet the last time I called him this way was not very pleasent. He destroyed my body and ordered a troop of warriors to destroy it again after reperations were made. This went on for two years. Did you not notice my absence."
Dave is staring through the telescope again.
Dave:"What are you still doing here, prepare my teleporter"