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Prepare your anus.

>> No.23883790
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23883790

Now, there's a philosophical quandary. Can the OP itself be a hijack?

>> No.23883823

>>23883790
No, because the OP sets the course and one can not divert the course of a thread if it has yet to be given an initial course. The OP, as an entity, could change it at a later point, but the OP itself cannot.

>> No.23883832

>>23883790
No, a hijack in the OP merely means the thread is about thread hijacks. Metajacks.

>> No.23883833

>>23883790
I would say no. Unless the hijack is layered in subtly so that it takes effect at a later point in the thread.

>> No.23883855

>>23883790
They're Slaaneshi, they're probably high, and there definitely will be jacking.

>> No.23883937
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>>23883790

I guess it's kind of like if you bust out of your own bed every morning, steal your own toothbrush, use it, put it back, and then smash through the doors of your own closet only to decide what clothes (of yours) you want to steal.

Then, after disguising as yourself, you go downstairs and snag this dude's (your) leftovers.

You then find the keys to your own car and proceed to hijack it from yourself. You drive away giggling like an idiot while listening to this guy's excellent mixtape (the one your girlfriend gave you).

Now that I think about it, that's the only way I can imagine a worshipper of Slaanesh going to work every day.

Fuckin' chaos.

>> No.23883955
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>>23883823
>>23883832
>>23883833

>> No.23883974
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>>23883955
Probably just jerk off for the 12th time this week.

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>>23883974

>> No.23884121
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>>23883974
>12th

>> No.23884155

>>23884121
Dude, it's monday.

>> No.23884159

>>23884121
...wait.

Competitive jerking? Is this a thing?

>> No.23884169

>>23884155
I know.

>> No.23884182

>>23884159
it is now.

ready, set, go!

>> No.23884188

>>23884182
Hah! You'll never defeat my prostate technique!

>> No.23884192

>>23884027
i love you silly cultist

>> No.23884200

>>23884182
Wait, are we going for speed? Endurance? Style?

>> No.23884204

>>23884188
MULTIPLE ORGASM FIST!

>> No.23884224
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>>23884204
My opponent was... A woman... All along

>> No.23884228

>>23884159
This is actually a thing in Japan. There is a masturbation champion and yes he has a girlfriend.
>sometimes I cry for the earth

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>>23884192

>> No.23884240
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>>23884188
I dont even need to do anything to get off, checkmate

>> No.23884253

>>23884200
Each category is allotted a different amount of points.

Speed-x/4
Endurance-x/4
Style-x/8
Technique-x/8
Originality-x/4

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>>23884228
I....

Well.

>> No.23884270

>>23884240
Holy crap! He ate the quaker oats guy!

>> No.23884313
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>>23884192
She loves you too

>> No.23884387

>>23884253
What's the difference between style and technique?

>> No.23884420

16 times in one day is my record tg, whats yours?

>> No.23884449
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>>23884420
22

>> No.23884493
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>>23884420
Only 12.
As someone who worships the Dark Prince, I am disappointed in myself.

>> No.23884497

>>23884387
Style would be the fapper's artistic style, and technique would be his technical ability to use that style.

>> No.23884505

>>23884261
Dear god what?

>> No.23884519

>>23884387
Style deals with flair and things that add something distinctive to your wank. Technique deals with how well the wank is executed as well as distance.

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>>23884519
>as well as distance.

>> No.23884604

>>23884420
Can't say I've ever counted.

>> No.23884620
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>>23884420
>>23884449
>>23884493

>> No.23884644

damn it i know there's an infographic about how much semen japan produces in a day but i just can't find it

it's something like 92,000 bathtubs

>> No.23884645

>>23883955
>>23884027
>>23884238
>>23884313

tfw you'll never have a cultist gf

:(

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>>23884620
Just gotta lose all feelings of shame and the freedom will feel fantastic.

>>23884644
I'd swim in it. Or watch a woman be drowned in it.
Fuck, I'm gonna have to fap again.

>> No.23884696

>>23884684
That picture bothers me. Pyramid Head was a manifestation of self loathing and shame, not something decadent and delightful.

>> No.23884700

>>23884644
And not one drop ends up in a vagina.

>> No.23884704
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>>23884645
Fuck it, lets just make this a cultist thread

>> No.23884722
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>>23884696
Maybe you should be feeling self loathing and shame for finding him decadent and delightful?

>> No.23884724
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>>23884645
i do. and i knocked her up

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>> No.23884747

>>23884724
At least that image doesn't have the retarded beachball belly going on like all those other 40k pregnancies

>> No.23884768

>>23884724
Don't worry, Cultist has never managed to survive for a full 9 months.

>> No.23884876

>>23884313
nuh uh. I bet I'm hornier than cultist.

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Slaanesh would be proud of this thread.

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>>23884645
Cultist was the first Xeno

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