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[ERROR] No.23857596 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Nurgle on drums

Slaanesh on guitar

Khrone on bass

And Tzeentch on vocals.

That would be the most heretical band.

>> No.23857627

>>23857596
>Slaanesh on guitar
oh god, my mind already went dirty

>> No.23857630

>>23857596
Malal on keyboard.

Nobody cares about the guy on the keyboard.

>> No.23857662

>>23857596
Slaanesh should be the one doing vocals.
Tzeentch should be either at mixing table or show manager.

>> No.23857668

>>23857596
God Emperor in the audience.

Because soon enough, all the chaos gods will be good for is entertaining humans.

>> No.23857673

I think Khorne should be on drums, Nurgle on bass

PS, im going to draw this and post it later

>> No.23857674

>>23857662
But Tzeentch knows all about key changes

>> No.23857690

>>23857674
you mother fucker

>> No.23857724

But the real question is would you buy their album?

>> No.23857757

>>23857724
Would they be able to even write a song without killing each other

Slaanesh would keep trying to turn up the guitar
Khorne would keep breaking the drums
Tzeentch would want to keep changing the genre
Nurgle would be trying to chill everyone out

>> No.23857815

>>23857757
Their album consists of just tracks of them fighting.

>Song playing
>The guitar gets too loud
>Khrone: SLAANESH, YOU BASTARD! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TURN UP THE GUITAR! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KILL OUR FANS WITH MY KICKING DRUMS!?
>Tzeentch: No no, I like this. The change is good.
>Slaanesh: You hear that!? You're wrong again, Khrone!
>Tzeentch: I always have a few more rewrites I want to try out
>Khrone: NOT AGAIN! WE'VE ALREADY CHANGED THE SONG 12 TIMES! *breaks the drums*
>Nurgle: Guys...like...calm down.

>> No.23857917

>>23857815
>You hear that!? You're wrong again, Khrone!

I had a hearty laugh at that

>> No.23858074

who would their fanbase even be?

>> No.23858081

>>23858074
Cultists, Daemons, Chaos Space Marines, etc

>> No.23858115

>>23858074
Traitors mostly, their album cover would be a artistically captured shot of Draigo getting sodomised.

The question is, whats the Band and album name?

>> No.23858126

>>23857596
>Tzeentch on bass
>Slaanesh on guitar
>Nurgle on drums
>Khorne on vocals
Powermetal.

>> No.23858151

>>23858126
>Tzeentch on bass
You want the god of change to keep a steady beat?

>> No.23858174

>>23858115
Ruinous powers:
Gonna ruin you

>> No.23858176

>>23858115
They could never agree on an album name.

Khrone would want something along the lines of "MURDERFIST, SKULLTHRONE SKULLS"

Slaanesh would want "Anal Adventure"

Tzeentch would keep changing his mind, and any time they do agree on a name, he recalls the album to change the name.

Nurgle would like "It's All Good"

Their band name would be "The Chaotic Quartet

>> No.23858191

And for an instance, the gods found a better way to amass the power to feed them.
Music
And thus, the Imperium of man lost any credibility as the last bastion of humanity.
Autists and nerdraging Assburgers put their once beloved miniatures into their rectum to amass some kind of red headed frothing instead of harassing their opponents for having a different taste than them, bleeding to death.
Good end.

>> No.23858195

>>23857596
>implying

>> No.23858259

Imagine the battle of the bands

The Chaos Band vs Humanity and a few xeno bastards

>Humanity on vocals (all of humanity, they gotta be the center of attention)
>Tau on bass (all of the Tau, no one cares about bass)
>Eldar on guitar (all of the Eldar, because they need to prove their superiority with kicking guitar solos)
>Nids on drums (all the nids, because why the fuck not)

>> No.23858329

>>23858259
>all of the nids
you're gonna need one hell of a stage

>> No.23858346

>>23858329
The galaxy is their stage!

>> No.23858351

>>23858259
>they all engineer massive ships and weapons systems designed to project enough sound to make it hearable on a cosmic scale
>meanwhile the Necrons are preparing the universe's biggest broom to bang on the ceiling of reality to shut that racket up

>> No.23858365

Actually last image I saw was Nurgle on drums, Tzneetch on bass Khorne and Emps on guitars, Slaanesh on vocals.

>> No.23858390

>>23858351
OH NO!

I FORGOT THE NECRONS!

>> No.23858442

>>23858390
Don't worry, their taste in music is dead

>> No.23858484

>>23857673
Are you a drawfag? That would be amazing, anon!

>> No.23858582

Is Cultist their number 1 fan?

>> No.23858595

>>23858582
yes, and she's also their groupie

>> No.23858626

What about Gork and MorK? what kind of music do they do?

>> No.23858660

>>23858626
Thrash metal. Concerts only last about a minute before they start fighting each other because Gork is playing the wrong song again

>> No.23858667

You fool Slaanesh plays all the instruments.

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