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[ERROR] No.23778340 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Why are humans such sluts?

>> No.23778356

Sprites and Celestials are bigger sluts

>> No.23778371

>Dragons can breed with anything

Fucking what

>> No.23778395

I was unaware such a table even existed. Add it to the ancient scroll stack.
Give her the centaur cock.

>> No.23778439

>>23778340
Because they wrote the book.

>>23778356
Only in terms of sex had, not in terms of species interacted with.

>>23778371
Shapeshifters dude.

>>23778395
Book of Erotic Fantasy's been around a while.

>> No.23778442

>>23778371

I don't have the image on hand right now, but:

>fucking... MAGIC!.gif

>> No.23778456

>Nymphs can mate with anything

Yeah I'll buy that

>> No.23778480

Reminds me of that bard that impregnates everything

>> No.23778500

No the question you should be asking while leafing through The Book of Erotic Fantasy is:
"Why is the chapter on boning undead so gods damned long"

>> No.23778506

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>> No.23778537

Huh

I'm amazed Elves are not more slutty on that chart

>> No.23778539

You just know it was made by some weirdo human wizard.

>> No.23778545

>>23778519
Elfwood is still around? That's insane.

>> No.23778554

>>23778340
>not having the IMPROVED version
>2013

>> No.23778588

>>23778545
>2012
holy shit i though that shit had dissapeared too.

>> No.23778593

>>23778554

What's improved about it?

>> No.23778602

>>23778593
look at the humans in case you are serious

>> No.23778604

>>23778545

He's still around and still drawing

The bard still hasn't fucked the elf

>> No.23778605

>>23778340
There was actually a sourcebook that gave a rule called Fecund Humans, which meant that any crossbreed you come up with can be justified by "humans can breed with ANYTHING".

I propose that half-dragons cause impregnation by being in the general vicinity of other beings.

>> No.23778606

>>23778593
compare the two.
pay careful attention to the humans.

>> No.23778634

Is it true that making Humans able to impregnate anything just a lazy excuse to hamfist dozens of new races that are "Just like X, only more Human!"

>> No.23778651

>>23778634

>able to impregnate anything IS just a lazy excuse

Fixed, I'm not on my game tonight.

>> No.23778658

>>23778604

All in due time

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>> No.23778708

>>23778681

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>> No.23778811

>>23778681

Huh

If a human mates with a centaur, what do you call the offspring?

>> No.23778843

Halflings can't breed with other races?
I don't know why this bothers me, maybe I wanted a half-halfling or something?
Maybe a threequarterling?

Also, mfw Dwarf and Giants breeding.

>> No.23778872

>>23778843

It would be the worst scheme to have a villain forcibly crossbreed halflings and humans to produce fraction-lings, in an ultimate effort to produce a pi-ling to bring forth the end of the world or something.

>> No.23778893

>>23778811
Roll 1d6.
1-2: Human
3-4: Mundane Horse
5-6: Centaur

>> No.23778911

>>23778872

or even better. the dreaded golden rectangle ling.

>> No.23778926

>>23778893
Fuck, I pressed enter.

If you land on a roll of 3 or 4, you roll 1d8.

1-4: The horse is normal.
5-8: The horse holds the ability to speak one language, based on it's parents' base languages.

>> No.23778961

>>23778811

A Quarter-horse

>> No.23778968

>>23778872
nah bro that's just how you get actual midgets in a fantasy universe.

>> No.23778969

>>23778371
>Dragons can breed with anything
pic related

>> No.23778982

>>23778961

>> No.23778991

>>23778969
so that's what will happen when Darpa finishes their portal to a fantasy world.

>> No.23779075 [SPOILER] 

What is it with humans and elves?

>> No.23779088

>>23778969
And now I'm having flashbacks to the end of Drakenguard...bollocks

>> No.23779090

So wait if Elves can't mate with most races then why are they the designated cum buckets in fantasy

>> No.23779120

>>23779090

They can't mate with as many races as humans, but maybe they try it more?

>> No.23779195

>>23779090
You just answered your own question.

>> No.23779241

>>23778872
Not quite the same thing, but I'm pretty sure there was a race in the Aasimar and Teifling splat book whose backstory was
"Crazy wizard was incestuously breeding the kids of Invisible Stalkers and Half-elves in an effort to make the perfect invisible humanoid assassins, it went predictably wrong when it turned out that the perfect assassins are really good at escaping from rape pits, turning invisible and wreaking bloody vengeance"

>> No.23779249

>>23779090
The only safe sex is the sex that doesn't end in babby.

>> No.23779252

>> No.23779253

>>23779090
>then why are they the designated cum buckets in fantasy

That's a largely internet convention centered around sexually frustrated nerds who want the "physically perfect" race to be less like the prudish girls who spurn their advances in High School and more like the sluts they read about in dirty mags.

>> No.23779295

>>23779252
>implying the original halfbreed offspring aren't sterile.

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>> No.23779353

>>23778340

>> No.23779357

>>23779328
What?

>> No.23779370

>>23779357
It's a shit pun.
>bardsters
>bastards
The joke itself makes no sense.
Then again, it could make sense:
>dwarf
>-2 Cha

>> No.23779382

>>23779252

>this is what swedes actually believe

>> No.23779430

>>23778340
>lizardfolk incompatible with human
>tfw no lusty argonian maid

>> No.23779439

>>23779370
Really? That is fucktarded to a ridiculous degree.

>> No.23779480

>>23779328

Dwarves in charge of humor

>> No.23779495

>> No.23779510

I don't even get this one

>> No.23779522

>>23779495
That's not a dwarf, that's a Minecraft player.

>> No.23779536

>>23779295
>Implying they always are.
>Implying fertile hybrids don't return to having the average chance for their offspring being fertile.

>> No.23779572

>humans not breeding with dwarves
Fuck that, I'm finding me a well endowed dwarf lass

>> No.23779633

>>23779572
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanoid_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)#Mul

>> No.23780008

>>23779253
>sexually frustrated nerds who want the "physically perfect" race to be less like the prudish girls who spurn their advances in High School and more like the sluts they read about in dirty mags.

you say that like it's a bad thing

>> No.23783132

>>23779510
He slept with Santa's wife

>> No.23783225

>>23779430
No, no!
The chart only tells if there is chance of preqnancy. It doesn't tell you if they can fuck eac other.

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