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23716824 No.23716824 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

So, if Cultist is a smelly girl, and is blessed by Nurgle, does that mean she has cooties?

>> No.23716843

anal must be fun with her

>> No.23716844

She's also blessed by Slaanesh. Do the math.

>> No.23716858

At my FLGS, we call Nurgle/Slaneesh builds "STD armies."

>> No.23716861

>>23716844
Well she won't be allowed in my treehouse anytime soon.

>> No.23716865

>>23716824
No, she's just a whore, a smelly unlikable whore.

>> No.23716869

>>23716858
Cooties are not sexually-transmitted, merely exhibiting sympathy towards girls or even being near them can get you infected.

>> No.23716875

EW
EW
EW
EWWW

>> No.23716891

>>23716844
STDs that make you exstatic?

>> No.23716903

How is she still alive!?!?!

HOW HAS THE EMPEROR NOT PURGED HER!??!

>> No.23716906

>>23716869
>being near girls

HERESY

HERESY OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER

>> No.23716909

>>23716903
BECAUSE HE HAS MOSRE SERIOUS STUFF TO DO AND CANNOT AFFORD KILLING HER AS OFTEN AS CHAOS GODS RESURRECT HER FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES.

>> No.23716921

>>23716824
Where does that new pair of panties come from, anyways?

>> No.23716936

>>23716909

when they ressurect her is she a virgin?

maybe shel give birth to the anti-emperor some day?

also, does anyone have some idea of how old she really is?

>> No.23716938
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>>23716824
She is blessed by all the chaos gods simultaneously, meaning that she is a walking plauged up ragemonster with hidden destructive agendas and a hedonistic lifestyle.

Someone in my campaign group asked me what would happen if I was working and Cultist just walked through the door.

After seriously considering the implications I decided that the best thing to do would be to send her to a Cici's pizza and hope she eats herself to death and begin praying to the God Emperor that the Imperium gets to my world before Orks, Tyranids, or any other warp damned species that exists in 40K

The reason he asked was because I had the character in a rogue trader campaign and basically played her like the joker from the dark knight

>> No.23716941

>>23716909
ARE YOU IMPLYING THE EMPEROR CAN'T DO EVERYTHING AT THE SAME TIME!?!?

CAPS LOCKS

>> No.23716954

>>23716938
Actually the only effects her blessings have are getting resurrected and having birthmarks.

That is all.

She is not a ragemonster, she has no destructive agendas, she doesn't have a hedonistic lifestyle, she is a familiar and cannon fodder.

>> No.23716957

>>23716941
couldn't think about how much he loved his son and not die at said sons hands at the same now could he?

>> No.23716967

>>23716957
HE DIDN'T DIE, HE JUST THREW THE FIGHT TO MAKE HIS SON HAPPY

AND THEN HE KILLED HIS SON

AND RIGHT NOW HE'S JUST TAKING A NAP

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>>23716921
Probably from scavenged materials from dead bodies, like all of her clothes I would assume

>>23716903
Because she keeps coming back to life, she is pissweak and not that bright, but she is the most devoted servant of chaos in the 40K setting, think about that.

>>23716936
Unlikely, she isn't important enough for that

She is the equivalent of a jester for the chaos gods. A sad dancing mockery of the human being that keeps them amused.

>>23716824
ALL the chaos gods

>Nurgle
most likely has every disease known to mankind (and some not)
>Khorne
Gets berserker rage perks possibly (maybe super strength when bloodied in battle)
>Tzeentch
could be privvy to ALL chaos plans, and knows her small part to play
>Slaannesh
We all know that no matter what, she deeply enjoys her life

>> No.23716980

>>23716968
>Probably from scavenged materials from dead bodies, like all of her clothes I would assume

with Chaos,symbols all over them? Doubtful.

>> No.23716985
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>>23716968
>Cultist chan
>mockery of the human being
>court jester for the chaos gods

This explains so much

>> No.23716997

>>23716980
Nobody said the dead bodies had to be from non-chaotics.

>>23716968
To be fair, if my job was to troll people eternally for the pleasure of my awesome gods, I would enjoy my life too.

>> No.23716998

>>23716980
They could be painted on or modified, I'm sure the chaos cultists spend a lot of time customizing their gear with chaos symbols, because I'm pretty sure that the imperium doesn't mass produce lasguns decked out in chaos stars

>> No.23717018

>>23716997
>>23716980
>>23716968
Clothing scavenged from dead bodies would smell terrible, and I am pretty sure there are few times cultist chan would have access to soap, probably smells awful

>> No.23717028

>>23717018
According to an old character sheet, panties are the only article of clothing she has multiples of. That means she probably takes care of them.

>> No.23717031

>>23717018
Nope, its cannon that your piety determines her scent to you.
To loyal servants she smells terrible, to heretics she smells great, and to everyone else she smells like bacon

>> No.23717036

>>23716954
And smelling like shit.

And the rage-inducing accent.

>> No.23717039

>>23717031
>Memes
>Canon

Also

>Cannon

>> No.23717040

>>23716954

So...

>After rolling for psychic powers, roll a d6. On 2+ the Cultist joins your army. If your HQ is an independent character, the Cultist joins him and they must begin the game deployed on the table as a single unit.

>Cultist: WS2 BS2 S3 T3 W1 I3 A1 Ld7 Sv6++
Wargear: Close Combat Weapon
Infantry, Independent Character, Blessed by the Pantheon, Eternal Nuisance, Stubborn.

Blessed by the Pantheon: If Cultist would at any time be removed as a casualty, place her in the ongoing reserves instead. When available, she must deploy via Deep Strike. If your Warlord is alive, she must deploy within 6'' of him and will not scatter. If this is not possible, she will use the normal rules for Deep Strike.

Eternal Nuisance: As long as Cultist is deployed on the battlefield, your warlord must reroll successful rolls to Hit.

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23717048

>>23716985
>The mascot /tg/ has chosen for itself is the court jester of the chaos gods

>> No.23717049

Why don't the humans, tau, and other guys I forget, just make their own Order gods?

It sounds ridiculous, but think about it.

A real human order god, a tau order god. I mean, it could give everyone a better edge on the chaos. I don't know how it could be done but...it's gonna get done.

And the order gods could have their own daemon cultists! Mockeries of daemons!

>> No.23717055

>>23717049
>order god
What the fuck? Are you retarded?

>> No.23717062

>>23717040
Now that's much better than the rules she has on 1d4chan.

>> No.23717064

>>23717040
Here you go bro, from 1d4chan official stats of Cultist-chan

In-Game Stats
Cultist Cost: 35 points - WS: 3 BS: 3 S: 3 T: 3 W: 1 I: 4 A: 2 Ld: 7 Sv: 6+/6+
Unit type: Infantry - Number/Squad: 1
Wargear:
Laspistol,
Septis Spike : Poisoned CC weapon & Chaos Icon
Cultist Special Rules:
Special Character
Independent Character
FHOR CHAOOOOOS! : Cultist is always fearless
Hwee Kaptoored Eet Fhor Kay-oss! : Any unit Cultist joins counts as a scoring unit.
Insignificant : Cultist takes up no room in transports, or on the FoC.
Stubborn
Cultist may take her pet Chaos Spawn, Kay-oss, for an additional 50 points.
Kay-oss Cost: 50 points - WS: 3 BS: 0 S: 5 T: 5 W: 3 I: 3 A: D6+2 Ld: 10 Sv: -
Kay-oss Special Rules:
Feel No Pain
Devotion : When Cultist is slain, Kay-oss gains the Fearless and Mindless special rules.
Detonation : When killed in close combat, Kay-oss immediately inflicts 1D6+2 Strength 6 hits on his opponent.
"Look Out, Mistress!" Any wounds inflicted against Cultist may always be shifted to Kay-oss.

>> No.23717069

>>23717048
>The mascot 40k has chosen for itself is the court jester of the chaos gods

Fixed that for you.

>> No.23717070

>>23717049
Because, judging by WFB, Order gods are in the top 3 of the worst things that could EVER happen in 40K.

With Chaos winning and Enslavers plague.

>> No.23717072

>>23717049
Because its evidently easier to create chaos then order.

>> No.23717074

>>23717064
>memes
>official

>> No.23717079

>>23717049
If the Emperor of Mankind dies he will probably become the Chaos god of Obediance and Hatred

thats the closest thing to an order god you are going to get, but at least Guardsmen praying to him will get boons and powers

>> No.23717083

>>23717072
Never said it would be easy
>>23717055
It takes a little bit of retardation to worship a corpse, anon. This is getting done.
>>23717070
Worst thing? Or BEST THING!?!?

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>>23717048

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>>23717048
/tg/ loves mascots that mock everything they represent.

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>>23717079

Prayer is no guarantee of anything, gods can react to any action or inaction that catches their eye.

>> No.23717107

>>23717049
>tau
>having enough warp presence to make a difference
If they did, we would see some great big blue faggot of Order Above All in the Warp already.

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>>23717098
Then why do they hate Ribbon?

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23717109

>>23717048
HERESY!

WE ARE ALL VIGILAN/tg/UARDSMEN HERE!

>> No.23717111

>>23717049
They already did.

Solkan, god of justice and vengeance
Arianka, goddess of rebuilding and healing
Illuminas, god of immobility and eternity

That's them. And they're all as "evil" as Chaos gods, the only difference is that they don't have a dynamic, dialectic theme.

granted, it's old WFB fluff, and they're fairly weak.

But the main reason why they can't be big players is because according to GW's passion theory, almost everything humans do or want is ultimately due to instincts that can be connected to Chaos gods, and any attempt to moderate them in fact makes them more active.

But more importantly, manufacturing a god is extremely hard. Humans did it. The result was the Emperor. Then, they tried the Hydra. That didn't work too well.

>> No.23717114

>>23717108
Because Ribbon is a shit elf.

>> No.23717121

>>23717108
Because she's consistently badly drawn all the time and not 40k.

>> No.23717122

>>23717108
Self loathing

>> No.23717123

>>23717074
>>23717039
Fuck off, retard. There's not much "official" about Cultist from the start.

>>23717083
Worst thing. In WFB, the only Order God that is not universally considered worse than Chaos is Solkan, God of Vengeance. He makes Khorne looks forgiving.

>> No.23717124

>>23717109
pretty sure at least half of us are /d/evian/tg/uardsmen

>> No.23717126

>>23717049
because the tau are blinded by their greater good philosophy and worshiping anything other than the emperor will get you rightfully shot

>> No.23717139

>>23717108
She looks insanely boring. Seriously her character design is just "average moeblob with pointy ears and two ahoge".

>> No.23717143

>>23717107
Give it time, Anon, give it time.

>>23717111
Um...well...I'm still making these gods.

JUST TRY TO STOP ME

>> No.23717147

>>23716824
But she can't smell, for she has no nose.

>> No.23717148
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>>23717114
But she is adorable.
How can you hate something that's adorable?

>> No.23717156

>>23717109
/tg/ means traitor guardsmen, you know that right?

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>> No.23717168 [SPOILER] 
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>>23717123
THAT IS IT

I AM TIRED OF THESE ACCUSATIONS I DON'T UNDERSTAND

BOW DOWN TO THE UNIVERSAL GOD OF ORDER

>> No.23717177

>>23717148
She's not adorable, she looks to boring for that. There's a fine line between disgusting and adorable, and she's on the wrong side.

>> No.23717178

(I know this is mostly unrelated, but whatever)
I just realized the Bard I'm playing in AD&D is basically a dude version of Cultist.

He always comes back (ALWAYS), does stupid shit, torments people endlessly while being adorable and is a literal court jester.

What the hell, man?

>> No.23717188

>>23717178
Men can't be adorable.

>> No.23717189

>>23717160
>Mark of Nurgle is right next to Mark of Tzeentch
That's not how you Chaos, dumb bitch.

>> No.23717194
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>>23717148
No, shes bland and a shit elf.

This is adorable.

>> No.23717195

>>23717188
You didn't try hard enough.

>> No.23717207

>>23717194
Yep.

>> No.23717209

>>23717148
Because she has a very bland personality and even in her most expressive moments she comes off as insignificant to the characters and setting pieces around her.

Her story and plot is one where ultimately nothing happens, this is okay in stories where the characters are in peril or their interactions are entertaining to watch, but with Ribbon this is simply not the case.

Her entire character can be defined by the term "cutesy" and the plot of her comics can be summed up with "could have been" because they set up the ribbon show and nothing happens

While there were some funny comic strips such as the first cultist one and the one with Gary Gygax, these strips were ONLY funny because they referenced jokes having nothing to do with the character or plot or they borrowed personality from other characters both real and imagined.

That anon is why we don't like ribbon

>> No.23717219

>>23717189
She isn't that smart, she is just happy to have the marks, and I'm pretty sure the chaos gods put those marks there so it might just be them feuding over the territory

>> No.23717222

>>23717195
There's no way to succeed: if you try a little, it just comes off as annoying and quirky, if you try hard, it comes of as freakishly camp and disgustingly weak.

>> No.23717234

>>23717222
Yeah, guys kind of lose their ability to be adorable when they start sprouting hair below their eyebrows

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>>23717209
She's not cutesy, she's just a lame attempt at replicating Akira Kogami.

>> No.23717289

>>23717234
And when they develop a Y chromosome.

>> No.23717319

>>23717234
>>23717289
Hence why Justin Beiber is still considered adorable

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23717343

>>23717209
Perhaps the same could be said about Cultist?

>> No.23717349

>>23717319
>Justin Beiber
>male
Jokes aside, Biebers fame is due only to the /ss/ effect.

>> No.23717354

>>23717343
The same IS said about cultist.

Shes dead, Jim. Dead boring.

>> No.23717363

>>23717343
No, Cultist has enough quirks to be developed in a more interesting way. But it's true that her potential has been almost completely exploited.

>> No.23717369

>>23717319
He's still alive? What the hell, man?

>> No.23717381

>>23717369
Refused to go to North Korea, that's why.

>> No.23717395

>>23717343
>>23717354
Cultist at the very least while not a particularly deep character is an interesting character concept and has the potential to be entertaining in the right scenarios.

Basically while cultist herself isn't that interesting, her personality reacts to others and situations in a funny manner. By herself she is bland, with any given situation she can be entertaining.

Ribbon was just an inert character that didn't do much even in ridiculous scenarios. She was a character which the environment and others acted ON, Cultist acts on the environment and other characters, that is the difference.

EXAMPLE-Cultist being around Drannon, Drannon by himself is an interesting character, but metaphorically tie cultist to him and suddenly her antics are making him angry all the time in amusing ways and we have good if repetitive character dynamic

Putting Ribbon in the same situation would yield nothing, potentially one joke involving meatbread that makes very little sense

>> No.23717405

>>23717381
So, he pussied out, eh? Figures...

>> No.23717406

>>23717343
What is cultist? A miserable pile of secrets!

>> No.23717411

>>23717405
Its probably for the best. Best Korea only likes basketball and Hollywood. Little Bowl Headed Girlboy would probably be sold to Taiwan to become their star tranny hooker if he went there.

>> No.23717428

>>23717395
I think it's a bit of a problem in that 40k is filled with things to poke fun of, while /tg/ is rather bland in comparison.

Drannon is interesting because of his backdrop as a Chaos Marine. Without all that, he'd just be this cranky guy who yells.

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>>23717411
And their Supreme Leader.

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>> No.23717452

>>23717428
Well yes, that is a large part of his character. But also remember he is a very MANLY cranky old guy who yells and abuses children

he can get away with it because his is a chaos space marine. Cultist by comparison can get away with constantly tormenting him because she is immortal and will regress to a more annoying age every time he kills her, and because she is not trying to irritate him.

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>> No.23717914

>>23717638


Cultists are more useful as Plague Zombies

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>>23717084

>> No.23717937
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23717937

Long-hair cultist-chan the best.

>> No.23717964

>>23717937
I dunno. I think I prefer when her hair is really fluffier, but that almost never happens.

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23717995

Sometimes I wonder if Cultist would be as popular as she is without some of the help she's received.

>> No.23718007

>>23716824
>bandeau top
>high-cut bottom

Why so 90s, Cultist-chan?

>> No.23718105

>>23717937
Hi Jo. I'd recognize that kind of Brazilian grammar anywhere.

>> No.23718204

>>23718105
nah, check the filename

>> No.23718227

Why won't she just accept The Emperor as her lord and savior?!

Then she could be saved!

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>>23718227

>> No.23718483

>>23717449
Hah, I remember making commandment 11 in a transparent attempt to ruin everything by getting it as the second one.

>> No.23718563

>>23718420
...it's not perfect yet.

Get her out of the rags! She will look presentable in front of The Emperor!

>> No.23718589

>>23718563
you mean stick her in some weird Imperial nobility dress with the 8-inch high armored high heels?

>> No.23718600

>>23718589
...I am okay with this

>> No.23718637
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Courtesy of /co/

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>>23718563
Reasonable-nette will help with that.

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23718689

>>23717937

Who does this bitch think she is, macking off my style?

>> No.23718722

>>23718637
So, basically, the artist took Marceline and Cultist and ruined them both in one go?

>> No.23718746

>>23718589
Make it so
>>23718656
Better...but she still reeks of disease! And...xeno fluids...GAH

And her accent! She'll never make it for a regular person with that accent!

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I'M RISKING BY EVEN ATTEMPTING THIS REFORM PLAN! IF YOU FAIL, I FAIL, AND IF I FAIL, I'LL BE BRANDED A HERETIC!

MAKE THIS WORK!

>> No.23718749

>>23718722
Pretty much, yeah

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>>23718746
Well, Dranon did try to help with the accent, before she had a growth spurt.

And the accent's not that bad.

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>>23718746
Rengarde's attempting to clean her up.

>> No.23718915

>>23718827
And what does she smell like to you? Bacon!? Maybe she sounds right to you, but we need her to sound the best she can for The Emperor!

>>23718868
I want those ears scrubbed!

VIGOROUSLY

>> No.23718939

>>23718915
I've had to deal with techpriests with... tempermental vocoders.

At least her accent's consistant and doesn't suddenly go to subsonic frequencies.

>> No.23718998

>>23718939
Ok...we'll say that she had her vocal chords slammed by an Ork while defending her planet, and it caused her permanent damage.

We can make this work...I hope...

>> No.23719040

>>23718998
Just say she's from a hive world.

It's not like they've got good dentistry.

More worrying is her skintone. Despite the lack of sun on most chaos worlds, she's well tanned. This probably indicates a mutation in the adrenal glands.

>> No.23719047

>>23718998
and when she is resurrected? how do you explain that the voice hasn't changed/ repaired at all?

>> No.23719077

>>23719040
On the other hand, it could be from the raw energies of chaos, causing the tan...

I'm not sure if that's better.

>> No.23719156

>>23719077
We could say that when she left to fight Orks and was punched in the throat, she was left for dead in the desert. She got a tan there.

>>23719047
The reason why she keeps her voice and her tan is because her shame for losing against the Ork was so great, she chooses to wear those marks to show that she will always have something to redeem herself for in front of The Emperor.

We got this.

>> No.23719189

IN THE BOWELS OF GRIMDARK EVERYTHING IS SMELLY

>> No.23719269

>>23718689
I have no idea who this bitch is.

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>>23719189
We may have made some progress here...

>> No.23719334

>>23719313
She needs a bit of an attitude change. Maybe change "chaos" to "humanity" and we have ourselves some real progress.

BEGIN THE MENTAL RE-EDUCATION

>> No.23719361

>>23719334
oh? you mean those annoying videos about the emprah?

wait...

shit, im a heretic now am I?

>> No.23719404

>>23719361
You can worry about that later, if we don't re-educate the Cultist (we should change her name. Susan?) we're all heretics.

>> No.23719443

>>23719404
Adept-chan. we are indoctrinating Adept-chan

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23719459

We need an expert in (re)education. Let's call the Professor.

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>>23719443
Here's my first attempt.

What do you think?

>> No.23719484

>>23719459

I want a Deluxe(TM) Punishment Bag.

>> No.23719512

>>23719479
8 point star on her uniform though.
quickly, fetch the techpriest with the sewing mechadendrite!
and the cobbler, she'll need some service boots too

>> No.23719518

>>23719512
I'LL GET TO WORK

>> No.23719522

>>23719479
now we need a USSR theme sororitas chapter of re-educated chaos cultists

>> No.23719543
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>>23719479
Alright, second attempt. Don't know if I can do boots yet, but at least we got the star off of her.

>> No.23719544

>>23719479
I think our girl has cleaned up nicely.

>> No.23719554

>>23719522
Half of them have bolters, the other half have ammunition, there's a shortage of power armor, and vodka is standard issue?

>> No.23719582

>>23719543
excellent, now we shall watch as the joyous throngs of the imperium rally to her banner...

just
as
planned.

wait a minute...

>> No.23719584

>>23719554
>bolters
you mean lasguns?

>> No.23719610
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>>23719543
BRILLIANT!

By the emperor this is even better than our "Virtue protectors" we put on guardsmen fighting slaanneshi cults!

>> No.23719611

>>23719522
>>23719554
And NKVD terminator squads.

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>>23719543
Lets put the before and after pics in the newest copy

>> No.23719652
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23719652

At least she's good at baking.

>> No.23719662

>>23719582
The plan is to perfect Adept-chan, present her to The Emperor at the next possible time (next Warhammer thread), and make our case to prove that, with the power of the humanity and The Emperor on our side, anything is possible, and chaos can be defeated.

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>>23719543
someone screencap this thread, adept chan must be saved!

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>>23719543

>> No.23719752

>>23719662
why present her to the emperor? he isnt going to wake up from his nap unless you bring him a big bucket of Kentucky Fried Psyker, extra crispy recipe.
however, i like the transition, though i hope she still lets her hair down from time to time

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>>23719752
Let's got go to far just yet. We don't know for certain how long the reform will last. If we give her too much breathing room too soon, she might revert.

Maybe.

>> No.23719821

>>23718827
hey, whatever happend to Cata-chan?

>> No.23719842

The Inquisitors are going to be pissed when they learn about this.

>> No.23719870
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This thread

>> No.23719939

>>23719870
oh please this is not black mesa

>> No.23720057
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23720057

I tried.

Spare me /tg/ I have much to learn

>> No.23720093

>>23720057
Well rootie tootie fresh and frootie!

I was just gonna post a normal cult chan pic and cover over some stuff, but THIS.

Impressive.

We're making progress!

Props for you! You are a honor to humanity's cause!

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>>23719334
>BEGIN THE MENTAL RE-EDUCATION
BUT SIR, WE AREN'T DONE WITH THE ELF LOLI YOU BROUGHT US YET.

>> No.23720154 [DELETED] 

>>23719793
cleaned up some of the chaos star that was left over, and tried to draw some boots (needs work)

>> No.23720178
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23720178

>>23719793
cleaned up a little of the bits leftover from the star, tried to add boots (needs work)

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>>23720147
>ELF LOLI
BELAY THAT, SIR, THE VOX GOT SCRAMBLED. WHAT I SAID WAS ELDAR LOLI.

WE STILL HAVE A FEW...BUGS TO WORK OUT, SIR!

>> No.23720212

>>23720147
"elf loli" is xenos filth and shall be cast into the warp at the Templars' earliest convenience

can't risk letting her grow up and corrupting our faithful...
thrice-damned sexy banshee ass...

>> No.23720213

This might be relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvLFROmNLsc

>> No.23720238

>>23720198
Send her back to storage! We have bigger matters to handle now!

She'll be useful in time.

>>23720178
We are a well oiled machine, and without your work, this machine would fall. Good job, soldier.

>> No.23720265

>>23720212
>>23720238
Then again, maybe we should get rid of her. We'll discuss it. Can we turn xeno's into humans? No, wait, that's too big of a project right now, let's keep focusing on the current project.

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>>23720212
Last man who suggested that got BLAMd, sir!
>>23720212
Will do! Setting it to Sleep Mode now, sir!

>> No.23720349

>>23720265
send a memo to the Magos Biologis, sounds like their sort of speciality, though i suspect she will always have those silly ears

>> No.23720376

>>23720212

Technically, the only things that Xenos corrupt with are warp-dickery, strange technology, and transgenic grafting. As she does none of those, and doesn't recall she's a Xenos, she should be perfectly safe.

That banshee ass is safe for the visual consumption of the loyal, as a testament to the power of the God-Emperor to draw even the alien into the Imperial faith.

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>>23719638
igotthatreference.gif

>> No.23720411

>>23720147
>>23720198
>>23720281
This can't be safe. I recall the re-education of a certain half-eldar led to the creation of a lesbian rape monster before it finally took.

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>this thread

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>>23720376
...I'm willing to let you do some research into this, but be carful. Our work is on the boarder of chaos, and you never know what dangers you might find.

Speaking of never knowing what you might find...

I tried to do a bit more reforming.

>> No.23720459

>>23719459

Dem eyes. Every time.

>> No.23720471
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23720471

What is this? No no no, this will not do at all.

>> No.23720476

>>23720449
Oh my fuck thats hot.

>> No.23720500
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23720500

She dated an Ultramarine once. For a while.

>> No.23720504

>>23720471
You can't stop progressive. And we're making progress.

>> No.23720533
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>>23720504
I can out post you.

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>>23720533
Posts of the past, Anon.

Events that already transpired.

We're making the future, what are you doing?

>> No.23720549

>>23720449

As member of the Holy Ordos, I can assure you I know far more about the threats of the alien than you. The Eldar are an old race, but even they are capable of being manipulated, should you get to them early enough.

My more puritan peers may not approve of my methods, but the results are hard to argue with. The ability to use control Eldar for our own use as cannon fodder soldiers or infiltrators is invaluable due to their natural abilities. We simply need to perfect the process.

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>>23720542

File name

>> No.23720593
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>>23720542
Dragging us kicking and screening into the past.
Because things were better back then! The trains ran on time, the music wasn't so loud, and the tapioca was better too!

>> No.23720608

>>23720549
An interesting point. If you can show me a few results, perhaps we can create an effective program to promote it.

>> No.23720635

>>23720585
Do to the..

>>23720593
time travels!?!?!

The nerve.

Now get out, we're doing dress up science.

>> No.23720636
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>> No.23720646

>>23720608

I'm still attempting to reproduce the results as a proof of concept, it will take some time to acquire another Eldar specimen, and yet more time to perform tests.

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>> No.23720675

>>23720635

I was more referring to the image, in looks like he shrank the vertical size of it in a poor attempt at resizing, giving it a grainy quality, among other things.

>> No.23720678

>>23720635
>Do to the..
Move your mouse over the filename. Stay there one second. Enjoy.

If no result, switch to a non-crap browser.

>> No.23720730

>>23720675
That may or may not have been the case. It's experimental science, you never know what to expect

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>> No.23720762

I know you're all good emprah-fearing Imperium chaps, but come on...you realize that this is just Tzeentch messing with you, right? This whole reformation thing will just end with him laughing at you and Cultist-chan trying to hug Dranon.

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>>23720735
She captured a job for Chaos?

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>>23720776

>> No.23720824

>>23720762
Boulderdash! Our experiments are of serious note. The work done here is not a part of anyone else's game buy humanity's.

Besides, with progress like >>23720776
you need to admit the process can work.

>> No.23720826

>>23720776
>>23720796
>dem Manfaces

>> No.23720848

>>23720796
I'VE BEEN RUSED

Curse you, cultist who looks very similar to our former cultist but clearly is not.

>> No.23720865

>>23717139
that has nothing to do with it.

Cultist was my because /tg/ made a request of a drawfag who never took himself all that seriously.
Ribbon was invented to "explain" /tg/ by a drawfag who can't look at things without taking them seriously.

>> No.23720870
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23720870

I have far too much porn of her.
OR NOT ENOUGH!

>> No.23720897

I sadly must depart for now. Personal issue has come up. I'll return to monitor the progress of this program later. I'm sure you'll be fine.

>> No.23720906

>>23717449
number 100 is objectively wrong.

There is no instability to be had at all in B/X, BEMCI or the RC.

>> No.23720950

>>23720865
>Ribbon
>Serious

What does that even mean?

>> No.23720957

>>23720870
not enough.

there is NEVER enough porn of sharkmouths.

>> No.23721007

>>23720950
Learn to fucking read, anon was talking about Redlife, the drawfag who made Ribbon, taking things way too fucking seriously.

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>>23720957
Yeah, only 53 NSFW pictures of her.

>> No.23721045
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>> No.23721056

>>23721007
I read that, but I'm still struggling to see what you mean by taking things too seriously.

The man doodles little girls, he doesn't plan bridges.

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>> No.23721296

>>23721202
From the thumbnail, I thought this was a picture of a pregnant Cultist.

>> No.23721310
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>>23721296
Shockingly, I do not have one of those. I don't think one exists.

>> No.23721320

>>23721296
Imagine the immaculate conception of the anti-emperor...

>> No.23721342

>>23721320
>immaculate conception

That does not mean what you think it means.

>> No.23721345

>>23721320
What's the point of imagining an immaculate conception?

I guess even Slaanesh doesn't know that.

>> No.23721368
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23721368

>>23720178
just cleaned up the lines

>> No.23721385

>>23721310
And how are you sure?

>> No.23721390

>>23721368
Excellent

>> No.23721409
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>>23721385
Kinda my job.

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>> No.23721420

>>23721342
True enough. And let's face it, having an immaculate conception for the Anti-Emperor would be counter-productive.

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>> No.23721453

>>23721420
Yeah, I buggered up on the thought process for that. I thought it was the term for how god gave mary Jesus. Sorry.

>> No.23721455

>>23720411
Well, that was just a hiccup. Sister Lia was an /eventual/ success.

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>>23721409
An excellent answer.

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Right, well I have an appointment to keep, so I'll be on my way.

>> No.23721494

>>23721453
Yeah, it's a common mistake.

God my upbringing was weird, I know more about Christian terminology than most christians do, and I'm firmly agnostic.

>> No.23721508

>>23721494
>firmly agnostic.

>I'm certain I'm uncertain

Whelp.

>> No.23721538

>>23721508
It's a colloquialism for "I'm not a believer, but I'm also not Sam Harris, please don't drag me into a race war."

>> No.23721547

>>23721508
It's more that I'm certain if there is a god, it would be impossible to be sure of his existance. Anything truely divine wouldn't be comprehendable to us.

>> No.23721561

>>23721547
I'm getting tired of people thinking incomprehensible things are hard to detect. Ants don't comprehend us, but they sure as hell know about and react to the meat giant.

>> No.23721622

>>23721561
True enough, but we're talking upon a wider scale. The Prime mover, the godhead, the causeless cause.

I'm not saying that it's impossible that in the future we would be able to determine the existance or non-existance of such, but at the moment, I'm not sure it's possible.

In the end, it's not like the existance of a god would change my everyday life, so I figure I might as well get on with my life rather than concentrating on the possibility too much.

>> No.23721658

>>23721561
It's not a matter of comprehensibility, it's a matter of the inherent unreliability of your perception.

>> No.23721772 [DELETED] 

>>23721561
>>23721622
>>23721658
I've often been wondering how Christians look at "Simulationism" and quantum physics which - in my eyes - heavily implies our universe is a simulation.

I mean, all the qualities of the YHWH: Timeless (he's outside our time refence entirely),
Spaceless (outside our universe too),
omniscient (has access to all knowledge in the simulation and can 'rollback' time to a previous point to know what'll happen before't does)
Benevolent-ish (Loves us, in the way a The Sims or Spore player loves his creation)
Does not want to interfere with free will (defined as "Don't f*ck with the simulation or you'll mess up the data.")

>> No.23721807

>>23721561
>>23721622
>>23721658
I've often been wondering how Christians look at "Simulationism" and quantum physics which - in my eyes - heavily implies our universe is a simulation.

I mean, all the qualities of the YHWH: Timeless (he's outside our time refence entirely),
Spaceless (outside our universe too),
omniscient (has access to all knowledge in the simulation and can 'rollback' time to a previous point to know what'll happen before't does)
Benevolent-ish (Loves us, in the way a The Sims or Spore player loves his creation)
Does not want to interfere with free will (defined as "Don't f*ck with the simulation or you'll mess up the data.")
could easily be shared by whoever the "Admin" of the simulation is.

>> No.23721808

>>23721772
Now see, personally from my very narrow viewpoint, I would actually prefer a god who wasn't benevolent.

Really, good and evil would get in the way of the smooth running of the universe.

>> No.23721815

>>23721808
Huh, that was meant to be a reply to >>23721807 sorry.

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>>23721296
>>23721310
>>23721320
let the questions begin

>> No.23721830

>>23716903
Because he's dead and has been for centuries.

>> No.23721847
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>> No.23721850

>>23721824
Would all the chaos gods impregnate her or would they have a raffle for it?

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>>23721824
I guess this would be the result.

>> No.23721911

>>23721887
>yet another fallen sister
Well fuck you for that Culexus.

>> No.23721917

>>23721815
Deleted first one 'cause I forgot the end.
>>23721824
What rule was't about "If there is no porn of it, it will be made"?
'Cause I think there may very well be one about Cultist-chan in general.

>> No.23721932

>>23721911
Nah, she's not fallen. (And that's not "canon" anyway, for whatever standards of canon are used)

>> No.23721945

>>23721850
depends if she remains cultist or if it leads to >>23716936 and >>23720178
either way, i think tzeentch or slaanesh would probably win it

>> No.23721992

>>23721917
i mean, i could, but i dont think i will. not that i wouldnt, just that i dont feel like drawing preggo kulteest and sororitas going at it, since its not really my work or idea to start with

then again, im not sure if captcha is trying to encourage me or something:
"MrDately some"

>> No.23722002

>>23716938
I'm new to Warhammer 40K and looked at the Lexicanum for insight on this, but couldn't find anything to understand the joke
Can someone explain this?

>> No.23722014

>>23722002
Lexicanum won't help you with /tg/ memes.

>> No.23722031

>>23722002
You mean in the image?

The Blood Ravens have somehow ended up with relics which by all rights should belong to other chapters, and even weirder other sources.
Many of the relics have dark histories, such as being found next to a murdered Inquisitor.

The logical explanation is that Blood Ravens will steal whatever's not welded to the ground.

>> No.23722038

>>23721992
Uh, you missunderstand.
I meant "If there is no picture of Cultist-chan in a certain situation, it will be made", not.. rule 34.

>> No.23722039

>>23722002
R63 of a unit from DoW with a funny accent. Like all bad ideas, /tg/ ran with it until it was either funny or goddamn horrendous, depending on who you ask.

>> No.23722065

>>23722038

Too late now, the seed has been planted (unintended gag) and now someone will draw it.

I'm too busy honing my skills to produce some SoB smut tho, so someone else'll have to do cultist.

>> No.23722075

>>23722031
Alright, that makes sense
Thank you

>> No.23722092

>>23722075
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blood_Ravens#Blood_Magpies For more info.

>> No.23722231

>>23722092
It gets funnier after having read that

>> No.23722430

I think it might also be a reference to that Pandemic 2 comic with the President of Madagascar.

>> No.23722462

>>23722430
No shit.

Fuck Madagascar with a fist full of rippers.

>> No.23722528

>>23721932
i bet she does have cooties though

>> No.23722630
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>>23721887
>6 Minute Abs

>> No.23722775

Now that cul- I mean, "Adept-chan" has been re-educated. Do we release her into the imperium?

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>>23721887
Mustache.

>> No.23722800

>>23722670
Sounds like your typical Slaaneshi battle plans.

>> No.23722853

>>23722775
thats where SoB comes in... shes her chaperone

>> No.23722910

>>23717039

Love can Bloom became canon.

>> No.23722922

>>23722910
QUICKLY! FIRE THE (LOVE CAN) BLOOM CANNON!

>> No.23722943

>>23721045
there an original of this?

>> No.23722952

>>23722630

Ha.

"Khorne" Toes.

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>>23722943

>> No.23723347

bump

>> No.23723352

>>23721807
Why does quantum physics heavily imply we're in a simulation?

Sage for extreme off topic

>> No.23723380
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>>23722952

>> No.23723551

>>23722910
Nah, just the dudes name did.

>> No.23723576

>>23723551
And at least him targeting a Farseer, even if it ended with him just killing the bitch. At bit was a picture on the page of his quote.

>> No.23723928
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>>23723344

>> No.23723966

>>23723928
This

>> No.23724196

>>23723928
That poor guardswoman. She really needs to kill something.

>> No.23724282

>>23723576
Yeah, it's a reference, but not as much as Boone or Grendel. The former of which was actually canonised in more ways than one.

>> No.23724369

>>23724282
>Grendel
Who?

>> No.23724415

>>23724369
read this
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_Guy_Who_Cried_Grendel

>> No.23724456

>>23724369
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_Guy_Who_Cried_Grendel

Gets mentioned in the Radical's Handbook.

>> No.23724625

>>23724456

FFG used to take a lot of things from /tg/, Grendel, LIVII, Boone, a Lord of Change saying "JUST AS PLANNED", etc.

Not so much anymore, sadly. I hope they have a Reasonable Daemonette in the Tome of Excess for Black Crusade, or something. They know /tg/ has declined a lot from it's wacky, quirky self in recent years.

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>>23724625
I would be so giddy if the upcoming Tau Codex makes a reference to an eccentric ork tribe hauling off exactly one tau prisoner. Or if the next Ork Codex talks about a band of kommandos and grots for hire that are known for being especially lucky.

>> No.23724755

>>23724727

FFG and GW are two different entities. GW doesn't give a shit, but some guys from FFG lurked here for a while, and there's where a lot of the references came from.

>> No.23724780

>>23724755
Yeah, disregard that. Its been a long day.

>> No.23724852

>>23724625
Reasonable Daemonette giving a female cultist fashion advice

>> No.23724923

>>23724852

Even a Daemonette talking about how a filthy Cultist should be cleaned, as to not ruin things would fit well.

>> No.23725107

Maybe a necron overlord with a fondness for canoptek creations, and a shard of Iash'uddra as enemies in one of the DW or BC books.

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this thread may have converted me to chaos

>> No.23725936

>>23725475
>a thread about converting a cultist to the Emprah
>converted you to Chaos
How odd.

>> No.23725977

>>23725936
>>23725475
>still? her voice is still that annoying? fuck it, rip out her throat, give her a vox-synth

>> No.23725999

>>23725977
>someone installed AutoTune on the vox-synth

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All praise the Emprah, for from the ashes of the heretical Cultist-Chan, Adept-Chan has been created

>> No.23726393 [DELETED] 

>>23726186
heres a good question: which name works better
cultist-chan
loyalist-chan

>> No.23726419

>>23726186
is it adept-chan or loyalisht-chan?

>> No.23726487

According to my calculations, this is the first time cultist-chan has actually mattered since... 1987?

>> No.23726523

this is literally the only thread up I can think to ask this in, could a IG stand his ground against a Chaos Marine, if he ended up in a close-combat situation?

>> No.23726544

>>23716891
... Ya lets hurry up and move this on over to /d/ shale we?

>> No.23726583

>>23726419
I believe when I suggested changing the her name, the first reply was Adept-chan. Loyalist-chan works to though.

>> No.23726638

So, just wondering...what if the Emperor woke up...but had amnesia?

>> No.23726654

>>23726583
both suggestions were from me, actually
adept-chan just came to mind first
but loyalist ends similar to cultist, which is why i thought it might be better

>> No.23726675

>>23726523

Maybe if the CSM was intentionally toying with him or crippled.

>> No.23726689

>>23726654
I like the sound of Adept-chan, but I see what you're saying about Loyalist-chan

Perhaps next time, we'll hold a poll.

>> No.23726700

>>23726523
i really dont think so. CSMs can just smash you with their power-armored fists in close combat

>> No.23726704

>>23726523
If there are any inescapable truths in the clusterfuck of Warhammer 40,000, this is one: everything, /everything/, dies to a guardsmen in close-combat, eventually. And often it happens when you least expect it.

>> No.23726733

>>23726523
Fuck no, he'd be ripped apart by your average Heretic.

>> No.23726749

>>23726675
>>23726700
>>23726704
So, say a Guardsmen ends up going toe-to-toe with a Chaos Marine and his mighty axe with just a power sword. He'd just get smashed unless the CSM gave a opening by being a gloating bastard?

>> No.23726781

>>23726749
where the fuck did the guardsman get the power sword?

>> No.23726832

>>23726749

>power sword
Uh oh, here come the variables

>> No.23726840

>>23726781
he rolled really well on his requisition test

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You know, by the Black Crusade ruleset it can be inferred that Cultist-chan (based on her possession of all 4 marks of Chaos, which only Lorgar and Abaddon possess otherwise and multiple resurrections) is somewhere in the 140-150 infamy bracket.

The same bracket that the four mortal Champions (Kharn, Lucius, Typhus and Ahriman), Abaddon, and other major guys like Doombreed or Huron Blackheart are in.

She could quite possibly lead a Black Crusade if she devoted enough of her faculties to consolidation of a power base and not just lived happily as is.

>> No.23726899

>>23726781
Well, its canon that Sergeants and Officers are sometimes issued power weapons as part of their campaign gear. Also, by codex rules they can take power weapons.

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>>23726749
>>23726840

Assuming this is your regular Cadian (we're assuming Cadians are the average, right?), he has a slim chance of exploiting an opening and attacking a joint or weaker portion of the armor. Since Chaos Space Marines are using older armor, they get all the design flaws as well, so that would work in favour of the guardsman.

However, even though a power sword is completely capable of cutting through Power Armor, it's not an instant win once you get one slice through. This is not just a Space Marine, but a Space Marine fueled by the Chaos Gods and seemingly, hundreds, if not, thousands of years worth of battle experience.

The guardsman would have to endure all that shit, in the slim chance that the Marine might screw up, and assuming that doesn't just make him angrier and come at you full force.

>> No.23726960

>>23726895
she just keeps dying is the problem then. also, she is surprisingly lacking in mutations for having earned favor of each of the 4 gods

pg 82 of Black Crusade corebook says the marks can simply be granted as gifts from the gods, but that if they are earned then once the heretic leaves the track of that god, they not only lose the mark but gain the worse of two mutations.

pretty sure that means she would have to have received each mark as a gift from each god individually, but you can always ask Mr C for the final say on the matter

>> No.23726976

Man, I gotta lay off the Warhammer stuff. I fell asleep, woke up, was in that weird "awake, but still dreaming" state for a long while, for a while thought that I was a necron or a human or something with amnesia and the chaos gods had fucked with my memory.

>> No.23726979

>>23726946
I assumed it'd be a small chance, just needed to understand if it a difference between impossible and extremely unlikely.

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>>23726976

>> No.23727022

>>23726979
nothing is impossible so long as you still have fate points

>> No.23727023

>>23726960
That's the whole point of my argument. The only one other character to get all four is Abaddon (and possibly Lorgar, I'm misremembering.)

Normally you can't do that in BC.

>> No.23727073

>>23727014
I'm telling you, it wasn't fun at all.

I wake up, and I'm pissed, because I want to get some stuff done, and then I start thinking "oh man, I can't do this stuff!? What time is it, really? Is that the temperature or the time? Fuck, the chaos gods are fucking with me! What was my mission?"

And then, weirdest fucking thing, eventually I realize how fucking stupid I am for thinking I'm a soldier or whatever, but I'm still feeling pissed as fuck and am somehow still in that mindset.

I got better, but damn, it was weird.

>> No.23727088

>>23727023
yeah, i understand that, but the way Mr. C writes her is that she has done some service for each of the four gods individually, which is basically opening a second route to receiving the marks from each god. namely, the gods can simply grant you their marks (even if you havn't earned the corruption points and skills/talents in their respective tracks) just because a single lucky action on your part helped them greatly further their own goals

>> No.23727128

>>23727022
That actually makes me wonder, could a Guardsmen even block against a CSM? I mean, considering the god-level strength, he couldn't even parry, could he?

>> No.23727131

>>23727088
I didn't know she appears serialized somewhere. Saw her in meme-pictures on /tg/ only.

>> No.23727152

>>23727128
He literally can't do anything but make sure that when the CSM swings his weapon, it hits anything but him, including his weapons.

>> No.23727183

>>23727128
i mean, if you are going by 40k RPG rules, then yes a guardsman can dodge or parry as long as he keeps making his rolls.
from a crunch standpoint, these systems will allow the guardsman to survive if he is lucky, but without a power weapon he would have to roll righteous fury just in order to damage the CSM

>> No.23727194

>>23727152
for some extremely odd reason, I had the image of a Guardsman using Iaijutsu against a CSM in a last ditch effort to kill him before he's killed himself.

>weaboo levels at maximum, I know

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>>23727194
>laijutsu

>> No.23727449

>>23727194
>guardsman straps melta bomb to chest
COME AT ME, BRO!

>> No.23727455

>>23727382
Well, maybe not Iaijutsu itself, but the concept of it and Iaido.

Or battojutsu, whatever you know it by.

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>>23727455
>laijutsu
>concept
>battojutsu
>Or

>> No.23727792

>>23727455
>>23727516
thread about cultist and cooties, ended by discussion of IG taking on CSM one-on-one in hand-to-hand, and iaijustu/battojustu

just. as. planned.

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