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[ERROR] No.23629696 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

I just broke up with my girlfriend.
She was being an asshole but I'm still sort of sad. Can we get a thread full of funny WH(40k) pictures going to cheer me up?

>> No.23629709

Eeeeyyyyyyyyy

>> No.23629718

>>23629709
How about kittens? Those always cheer me up.

>> No.23629726

>>23629718
Or corgis?

>> No.23629754

Yeah I'll see what I got

>> No.23629755

>>23629726
I seem to not actually have many 'funny' warhams images.

>> No.23629764

>>23629755
So have some awesome.

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>>23629754
>>23629726
Thanks.

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>>23629764
I do have funny threads, though.

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>>23629776
Are threads okay?

>> No.23629789

this always makes me laugh. i don't care who you are, you are always a better painter than this guy.

>> No.23629807

>>23629788
Because I've got threads.

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>>23629788
Threads are just fine too.

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>>23629807
Not many

>> No.23629828

>>23629817
But I have some.

>> No.23629836

>>23629828
Arguably, some are overposted.

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>>23629836
Others, not so much.

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>>23629789
And this guy

>> No.23629870

WHERE ARE THE HERETICS MOTHER FUCKER
WHERE ARE THEY

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>Ill skills

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my hero

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>>23629905
>dat grin

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Dude. Meltagun.

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>>23629696
If you were giving more attention her that your spess mahreens she would not dump you.

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>>23629696
Cheer up bro.

I've been bed ridden for 5 years and unable to do social stuff since 14. I'm just chuffed enough to have a Hot tub and managed to do a few naked hot tub parties when I was well as I could be....

So, it could be worse. I always think, "If I can't love myself, how can I love another?". Which is true.

Anyway, here is a screencap of a thread I took. Not a common one.

>> No.23630278

>>23629696
I know this isn't funny.... Well, not LOL funny, but I thought it's a cool conversion and smile worthy.

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>>23629696
Somebody made this when I posted the picture in a 40k Cheesecake thread.

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>>23629696
Silly /tg/ not allowing me to post.

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>>23629696
I liked this picture, so, you should have it too.

>> No.23630376

>>23629696
Rape.

>> No.23630378

>>23630278

>That lady commissar model

>TFW I bought one
>TFW Her fucking left ankle broke off in the packaging
>I glued it back
>Now have to hide it with dirt/rocks cuz something went wrong

Love the model though. I used a chunk of city ruin for her to stand on instead of the box on her original base. I also had to replace the sword with a kitbash one because it was fucked up

>INB4 I should have waited and gotten a metal version.

>> No.23630381

this always gets me

>> No.23630398

Relax. You're OP now.

>> No.23630427

>>23630309
That is slightly disturbing.

>>23630351
Careful.... I'm not 100% sure the mod who bans for any nudity is still around..... So, that might get you banned. I doubt it, but, be careful. I wish the mods/moot would announce that stuff like that picture is allowed, just no full on sex....

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>>23630233

It's how the universe is ordered. Herp derp. He named it Cat. Bloody moron.

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>>23630360
Far left is styling.

>> No.23630457

not really /tg/ related

But I love this

>> No.23630466

Fucking magpies.

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>>23630452
I dont know, the lion on middle left is pretty fucking pimping.

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>>23630445
I believe the final name was CREEEEEEEEEED Night Rape.

>>23630378
I think it's a great model. Lots of Not-Warhammer companies do similar.

>>23630398
Oh. Good God.


Chem-Chan and Krieg-Chan (is it Krieg-Chan? I can't remember)

>> No.23630518

>>23630283
I've never quite got this one.

>> No.23630523

>>23630381
this goes along with it

>> No.23630564

>>23630518
Its a reference to Tribes, a game about going fast on jetpacks.

>> No.23630573

>>23629892
Tis is some of the best 40k art i've ever seen

>> No.23630591

The warp is a terrible place.

>> No.23630632

everyone loves cats

>> No.23630636

>>23630573
Don't know if the one on the left is male or female....

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>>23630636
Women of course

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>>23630632
I always post this picture with the following text:

"N-no! Not in my exhaust port!"

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>>23630663
Shouldn't it be "Haha! I am using the greenstuffs!"

Like "Haha! I am using the shaving foams!"

>>23630659
Originally thought that, but I wasn't 100% sure. She should be glad he's working on the Tank... And not like this poor Guardsmen.

>> No.23630710

>>23630564
Oh no, I meant the Ork in the sewer saying he was a green space marine. Never knew what was funny about him claiming to be from the table of contents.

>> No.23630715

>He want's funny
No

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>>23630715
Sad dump, fellow stalker?

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>>23630710
he isn't from a chapter (of a book), he's from the table of contents

>> No.23630771

>>23630690
That would fucking rock. How it would work, I don't know... Perhaps it sort of solidifies the Fire which, depending on a setting you set using the rifle, turns back into flames when it reaches a target.

Or, perhaps it shoots promethium in a shell, which when it hits, explodes and engulfs the target.

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>>23630740
Because I have the sads.

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>>23630754
...Oh.Heh, oops.

>> No.23630854

>>23630836
love that book

>> No.23630867

>>23630771
Or maybe it's just a flamethrower with a scope on it

>> No.23630874

>>23629696
Pussy faggot

>> No.23630884

>>23630518
My post is a reference to the movie, It, based on the book of the same name by Stephen King. Fantastic book and movie. Tim Curry plays a scary as fuck clown.

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>>23630854
What book is that?

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>>23630771
My personal headcanon about the incinerators from Fallout 3 (flamethrower mortar gun thing) is that they use a magnetic containment field around the shot like a plasma weapon, but weaker or simpler, or maybe fire and fuel is heavier than whatever fallout plasma is, causing it to arc and burst when it hits something solid.

IOM has plasma tech.

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>>23629696
>I just broke up with my girlfriend.
I just got back to my home after a three-month long hospitalization following my stabbing at the hand of my late boyfriend.

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>>23630931
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>>23631066
I do love these

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>> No.23631126

You ever been so mad at a motherfucker

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Motherfuckin Night Lords

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>>23631143

What is this from?

>> No.23631194

This thread is finecast

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>>23631131
>Still has visible flash lines on his face

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>>23630699

Lost my shit

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>>23631131
Not only is that not a flamer (it's a combi-weapon), it's (probably) not even a combi-flamer at that.

>>23631186
Fire and Honor

>> No.23631252

>>23631186
Looks like a fairly recent 40k comic. Other than that I have no clue.

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>>23631059
That is awkward sentence structure, try rephrasing it like: 'I just got back home after being hospitalized for three months due my late boyfriend stabbing me.'

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>>23631342
Fuck Grammar, acquire bitches

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>>23631176
Oh shit its the Red Scorpions, don't let them know Cadians are actually mutants... they might still help us

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>>23631367
Fun non important fact. This happened in a game of mine. I brought our Yarrick, My ally was orks, he brought out Gazhkull. They deployed within 6 inches of eachother.

>> No.23631470

Btw, I hope you feel a little bit better OP. Hope you saved these images.

>> No.23631475

>>23631418
Join Chaos, we serve alcoholic beverages.

>> No.23631485

>>23631418
Which raises a point: are any Chaos followers actually happy, or even content? They seems to be ridiculously brooding and grimdark in all the literature. Don't they ever have a day off, when they just chill and maybe visit the mall or something?

>> No.23631506

Nah, they hate everything.

>> No.23631509

>>23631485
Dark Gods

Not even once.

>> No.23631528

>>23631485
I guess maybe new followers of Slaanesh get to have some fun.

>> No.23631529

>>23631485
>WH40k
>happy
No. There is only war.

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>>23631342
>>23631391
Maybe he got stabbed due to his shitty grammar.

>> No.23631544

>>23631506
>chainspoon
>my sides

>> No.23631586

>>23631538
That is a sensible reaction, though. Who hasn't gotten into a fistfight over punctuation, at least once.

>> No.23631611

>>23631586
Either way, he would still be less of a faggot than op. For shame, trying to make this place your personal blog like that.

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I FUCKING HATE DUST

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>>23629852
>>23629852
This shit is just unacceptable. Break it down intoblike ten parts.

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>>23631126
That is fucking brilliant

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So named in case anyone else finds my picture folders.

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>>23631485
Pawns of Chaos. Protagonist lived a happy life in a small village before Imperials came and wrecked their shit. The bigger cities and nations were mostly peaceful and even welcomed Imperials with open arms.

Farseer. Slaanesh worshiper runs a bar on an Imperial planet. Acts mostly as an informant to daemons. Noise Marine likes to sit around, listening to the beat in his head and pet his favorite slave.

Eye of Terror. There's a group of Tzeentch worlds shaped like roses where life seems to be pretty much a paradise. A hippie brother and sister cruise the warp currents on their rainbow ship from world to world to the whims of the gods.

Daemon World. There's mention of nations that are well enough not to see any point in overthrowing the planetary Chaos lord (or lady in this case).

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>> No.23633217

We canon now.

>> No.23633243

>>23633217
No more canon than Boone. Less so, even.

>> No.23633277

>>23633243

You jelly?

>> No.23633292

>>23633277
Meh. Just saying that Boone has a full two paragraphs devoted to her while all you get is a vague allusion.
LCB was pretty bad, though.

>> No.23633425

>>23631244
>Not a Flamer at all

Then what's up with that pilot light thing at the end of the barrel (I have no idea what those are called)?

>> No.23633547

>>23633292
>Meh. Just saying that Boone has a full two paragraphs devoted to her while all you get is a vague allusion.
What where?

>> No.23633580

>>23633547
The RoguebTrader Navis Primer.

>> No.23633607

>>23633547
Navis Primer.
"The Boons of Saint Alys"

>> No.23634184

>>23633217
which book is this from?

>> No.23634393

>>23630332
Despite the stretching giving me eyecancer, that made my chuckle my nuts off.

>> No.23634483

>>23633425
Based on the ends of the barrels and the side-affixed tank, I'd be more inclined to say its a melta weapon of sorts.

>> No.23634523

>>23634483
Well, meltas dont use pilot lights... so yeah

>> No.23634640

>>23631297
That is magical.

>> No.23636545

has anyone got the Blood Raven stealing thread?

>> No.23636609

>>23629776
dude wtf?

>> No.23636639

>>23634184

One of the Dark Heresy expansions.

>> No.23636689

i couldn't stop laughing at this, had to stop before I choked
http://dagobah.net/flash/Space_Marines_vs_Spartans.swf

>> No.23636701

>>23629709
Haha oh wow.

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>> No.23637096

>>23636689
NOT ONE STEP BACK

>> No.23637142

>>23630771
Shoot flammable liquid instead of compressed gas. It's not long enough range to call it a sniper or warrant the use of a scope, but it's considerably longer range than compressed gas flamethrower. Napalm sticks to heretics.

>> No.23637241

>>23629696
I sort of know that feel bro.

It was going really well at first but then it just fizzled out and died.

>> No.23637524

>>23629696
I too broke up with the girlfriend today. It is still sad somehow. When you've bene the nerd who gets dumped in life, it's hard to be on the other side, becuase you know how much it hurts. Also, I am drunk so, ignore me if necessary

>> No.23639041

>>23637524
Alcohol doesn't sound that bad right now...

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>>23631332

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>>23629870
IN MORDOR, I SWEAR, PLEASE DON'T HURT ME

>> No.23641064

^^b *bump*

>> No.23641276

REVIVING DEAD THREAD

>> No.23641299

>>23641276
>dead thread
>hasn't been bumped for ~32 minutes

Are you from /v/ or something?

>> No.23641400

>>23641299
Holy shit, I didn't realize it was Tuesday.

>> No.23641435

I must keep you alive. You are the girl of my dreams.

>> No.23641518

Are we at the front page yet?

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>>23629783
>Drop the Emperor's Beat on these heretics
Fucking lol

>> No.23642329

>>23630591
God fucking damn those things. Fuckkkk I was terrified of them as a kid.

>> No.23642510

>>23630707
Bro, that's a Navigator.

>> No.23642526

>>23642108
Why would anyone cap this?

>> No.23643036

>>23629783
>>23642183

Mere pretenders to the might Daftcog!

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>>23631297
fucking googly eyes get me every time.

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>>23642526
Because the dude didn't know who motherfucking Kirk Hamett is, man.

>> No.23644153

>>23636689
I only managed 550.
I've failed the Emprah.

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>>23643781

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>>23629870
>>23639977

Holy fuck mein seids

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>>23632252

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>>23644396

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Bump for a new thread?

>> No.23646453

>>23642137
What even is this? I thought it was a Masakari battlemech from Battletech but it's got the Salamander's symbol on the shoulder. Is it supposed to be a dreadnought?

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