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Can we get a Nurgle thread. He is by far my favorite Chaos God

>> No.23253678

Rolled 59

Yeah, that picture is badass.

>> No.23253696

Grandfather Nurgle loves all and only seeks to spread his message.

Look at how adorable his little nurglings are!!!

>> No.23253714

Rolled 51

Tzeentch probably would've been more awe-inspiring, however.

>> No.23253727

Papa Nurgle loves me :))))))

>> No.23253733


Nay. We all know the greatest Chaos God and its greatest servitor.

>> No.23253775

40k's only benevolent deity.

>> No.23253783

that's pretty fair, idk how any normal person would actually react to seeing essentially a mountain of rotting, smiling, diseased flesh

>> No.23253786

Why? Slaanesh gives you sexy purple chicks. Nurgle gives you the Sister of Nurgle.

>> No.23253823

who is a fine ass woman with huge squishy pus filled tities and an ass so fat (from swelling) that your dick will literally rot off and live inside her forever

>> No.23253830

also a lot of those chicks have claws....

>> No.23253882

Rolled 1, 6, 6 = 13

Rolling fer STR

>> No.23253938

How would the imperium even know what the Chaos Gods looked like?

>> No.23253958

Rolled 4, 4, 2 = 10

rolling 4 Con

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>> No.23254009

that's a good question maybe visions of the warp from astropaths

also the nurglings have come to play!!!

>> No.23254031

Fuck you Cartman! every war comes to an end but decay is forever!!!!

>> No.23254051


Anyone see a resemblance?

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>> No.23254061

Nurgle is so ugly, even I wouldn't hit that!
Not love, ever,


>> No.23254094

Hahaha gather round my little decaying children. What shall Papa G'aap cook up for dinner tonight?

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>> No.23254112

Nurgle followers love travelling too.

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>> No.23254175

All Hail Booger-Lord!

>> No.23254177

hmmm let's see ah this human will make a fine steak for my little darling boys! Hmm but I'll have to marinade him in the cauldron for a while. What should we use to marinade? remember young ones if you don't take your toxins you'll never grow big and strong like Papa!

>> No.23254182

>tfw you will never know Grandpapa Nurgles love.

>> No.23254237

let's start with just a dash of nurgle's rot. Hmm yes smell that decay! Hahaha!

>> No.23254266

yeah, no thanks

>> No.23254271

I smell heretical bullshit!

pfft, I kid. Nurgle is the best. He's the grandfather we all wish we had.

>> No.23254274

So it's theorized that Khorne's first servant was Genghis Khan (Doombreed) and Tzeentch's first was Isaac Newton (M'kachan). Do Nurgle and Slaanesh have a historical servant?

>> No.23254304

It was Margaret Thatcher

>> No.23254319

Now, lets add some botulism toxin to keep his flesh somewhat together and then we'll let him simmer.

>> No.23254345


No. IT was nobody human. Humanity had nothing to do with the rise of the chaos gods.

I am kind of getting tired of people thinking this.

>> No.23254357


Who would do this?

Why do this?

>> No.23254410

His flesh is a bit too tough. Let's apply a liberal dosage of leprosy

>> No.23254536

Finally, let's give him some juice. Ebola should make him nice and bloody!

There you are my childre, dinner is served now eat up and grow strong and sickly! Hahaha


They grow up so fast!!!

>> No.23254585

not to mention penises

>> No.23254631

For nurgle at least I believe the Great Unclean ones are basically physical aspects of him so if you manage to glimpse one before your eyeballs explode into maggots well there you go.

>> No.23254651

It's canon that khorne came about during Terras middle ages

Nurgle was around then too.

>> No.23254673

>Marilyn Manson
>not Alice Cooper

>> No.23254681

nurgle has almost always been

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>> No.23255107

Lol'd at the tentacle grabbing the guy's sword. First he has to dress up in corroded armor that will probably break after the first blow. Then he and his comrades have to march in ankle deep pisswater. Now, just as the battle's finally getting started, some tentacle won't let go of his fucking sword. Guy's having a bad day.

>> No.23255319

>all fantasy dudes
>all in fantasy armor, swords maces and knives
>that one cunt with a boltgun, wtf

>> No.23255428

STILL waiting for my fucking arms to arrive for my second plague marine squad

hurry up Bitzbarn

>> No.23255521

My favourite part is the faggots chilling on the Greater daemon of nurgle.

>> No.23255776

why dont they have arms?

>> No.23256018

because chaos that's why

>> No.23256186

Because thats a Deathguard upgrade kit (about $20) You only get the torsos and heads

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>> No.23256913

I bet Slaanesh's first Daemon Prince would be a really depraved pre-fall Eldar, the type who committed genocide for pleasure, who impressed Slaanesh so much (s)he spared him.

>> No.23256930

Who said M'kachan was Isaac Newton? He doesn't seem like him. Hell, the fluff contradicts itself over whether he's a Daemon Prince or a Lord of Change.

>> No.23257062

Yes, yes I do

Fighting Great Unclean Ones was some of the most fun I've ever had in Warhammer Online. The one in the streets of Altdorf was an amazing public quest that brought the whole slum district together, and battling the other on top of the mountains in Ostland was great. Man, I miss that game.

>> No.23257179

then let nurgle blessing reign forth bring on the nurglings

>> No.23257350


A remnant of the time when 40k Chaos and Fantasy Chaos were more intertwined.

>> No.23257402

Good times. I use to run a Dwarven Engi and a Black Orc. Fun timers.

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>> No.23257475

It has to be fanwank.
It makes no sense whatsoever for him to be even a chaos worshiper, let alone a daemon prince

>> No.23257735

does anyone else have more alt art of nurgle and his daemons

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>> No.23258595

not slaanesh...enjoy your cock rotting to nothing.

>> No.23262511

how do you not find this attractive

>> No.23263326

just a simple Plaguebearer in the service of loving Grandfather Nurgle

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