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[ERROR] No.23253579 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Can we get a Nurgle thread. He is by far my favorite Chaos God

>> No.23253678

Rolled 59

Yeah, that picture is badass.

>> No.23253696

Grandfather Nurgle loves all and only seeks to spread his message.

Look at how adorable his little nurglings are!!!

>> No.23253714

Rolled 51

Tzeentch probably would've been more awe-inspiring, however.

>> No.23253727

Papa Nurgle loves me :))))))

>> No.23253733

>>23253579

Nay. We all know the greatest Chaos God and its greatest servitor.

>> No.23253775

40k's only benevolent deity.

>> No.23253783

>>23253714
that's pretty fair, idk how any normal person would actually react to seeing essentially a mountain of rotting, smiling, diseased flesh

>> No.23253786

Why? Slaanesh gives you sexy purple chicks. Nurgle gives you the Sister of Nurgle.

>> No.23253823

>>23253786
who is a fine ass woman with huge squishy pus filled tities and an ass so fat (from swelling) that your dick will literally rot off and live inside her forever

>> No.23253830

>>23253786
also a lot of those chicks have claws....

>> No.23253882

Rolled 1, 6, 6 = 13

Rolling fer STR

>> No.23253938

How would the imperium even know what the Chaos Gods looked like?

>> No.23253958

Rolled 4, 4, 2 = 10

rolling 4 Con

>> No.23253986

>> No.23253993

FUCK YOU KYLE, KHORNE IS THE STRONGEST AND YOU KNOW IT

>> No.23254009

>>23253938
that's a good question maybe visions of the warp from astropaths

also the nurglings have come to play!!!

>> No.23254031

>>23253993
Fuck you Cartman! every war comes to an end but decay is forever!!!!

>> No.23254051

http://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/Discussion.aspx?multiverseid=147373

Anyone see a resemblance?

>> No.23254060

>>23253714

>> No.23254061

Nurgle is so ugly, even I wouldn't hit that!
Not love, ever,
Slaanesh*


*JUST AS PLANNED

>> No.23254094

Hahaha gather round my little decaying children. What shall Papa G'aap cook up for dinner tonight?

>> No.23254108

>>23254060

>> No.23254112

Nurgle followers love travelling too.

>> No.23254165

>> No.23254175

>>23253579
All Hail Booger-Lord!

>> No.23254177

>>23254094
hmmm let's see ah this human will make a fine steak for my little darling boys! Hmm but I'll have to marinade him in the cauldron for a while. What should we use to marinade? remember young ones if you don't take your toxins you'll never grow big and strong like Papa!

>> No.23254182

>tfw you will never know Grandpapa Nurgles love.

>> No.23254237

>>23254177
let's start with just a dash of nurgle's rot. Hmm yes smell that decay! Hahaha!

>> No.23254266

>>23253823
yeah, no thanks

>> No.23254271

I smell heretical bullshit!


pfft, I kid. Nurgle is the best. He's the grandfather we all wish we had.

>> No.23254274

So it's theorized that Khorne's first servant was Genghis Khan (Doombreed) and Tzeentch's first was Isaac Newton (M'kachan). Do Nurgle and Slaanesh have a historical servant?

>> No.23254304

>>23254274
>Doombreed
It was Margaret Thatcher

>> No.23254319

>>23254237
Now, lets add some botulism toxin to keep his flesh somewhat together and then we'll let him simmer.

>> No.23254345

>>23254274

No. IT was nobody human. Humanity had nothing to do with the rise of the chaos gods.

I am kind of getting tired of people thinking this.

>> No.23254357

>>23253733

Who would do this?

Why do this?

>> No.23254410

>>23254319
His flesh is a bit too tough. Let's apply a liberal dosage of leprosy

>> No.23254536

>>23254410
Finally, let's give him some juice. Ebola should make him nice and bloody!

There you are my childre, dinner is served now eat up and grow strong and sickly! Hahaha

*sniff*

They grow up so fast!!!

>> No.23254585

>>23253830
not to mention penises

>> No.23254631

>>23253938
For nurgle at least I believe the Great Unclean ones are basically physical aspects of him so if you manage to glimpse one before your eyeballs explode into maggots well there you go.

>> No.23254651

>>23254345
It's canon that khorne came about during Terras middle ages

Nurgle was around then too.

>> No.23254673

>>23254108
>Marilyn Manson
>not Alice Cooper
NO.

>> No.23254681

>>23254651
nurgle has almost always been

>> No.23254718

WELCOME TO THE GARDEN!!!

>> No.23254956

>> No.23255107

>>23254956
Lol'd at the tentacle grabbing the guy's sword. First he has to dress up in corroded armor that will probably break after the first blow. Then he and his comrades have to march in ankle deep pisswater. Now, just as the battle's finally getting started, some tentacle won't let go of his fucking sword. Guy's having a bad day.

>> No.23255319

>>23254956
>all fantasy dudes
>all in fantasy armor, swords maces and knives
>that one cunt with a boltgun, wtf

>> No.23255428

STILL waiting for my fucking arms to arrive for my second plague marine squad

hurry up Bitzbarn

>> No.23255521

>>23255107
My favourite part is the faggots chilling on the Greater daemon of nurgle.

>> No.23255776

>>23255428
why dont they have arms?

>> No.23256018

>>23255776
because chaos that's why

>> No.23256186

>>23255776
Because thats a Deathguard upgrade kit (about $20) You only get the torsos and heads

>> No.23256248

>> No.23256285

>> No.23256437

>> No.23256883

>> No.23256913

>>23254274
I bet Slaanesh's first Daemon Prince would be a really depraved pre-fall Eldar, the type who committed genocide for pleasure, who impressed Slaanesh so much (s)he spared him.

>> No.23256930

>>23254274
Who said M'kachan was Isaac Newton? He doesn't seem like him. Hell, the fluff contradicts itself over whether he's a Daemon Prince or a Lord of Change.

>> No.23257062

>>23254051
Yes, yes I do

>>23254094
Fighting Great Unclean Ones was some of the most fun I've ever had in Warhammer Online. The one in the streets of Altdorf was an amazing public quest that brought the whole slum district together, and battling the other on top of the mountains in Ostland was great. Man, I miss that game.

>> No.23257179

>>23257062
then let nurgle blessing reign forth bring on the nurglings

>> No.23257350

>>23255319

A remnant of the time when 40k Chaos and Fantasy Chaos were more intertwined.

>> No.23257402

>>23257062
Good times. I use to run a Dwarven Engi and a Black Orc. Fun timers.

>> No.23257421

>>23257350

>> No.23257475

>>23256930
It has to be fanwank.
It makes no sense whatsoever for him to be even a chaos worshiper, let alone a daemon prince

>> No.23257735

does anyone else have more alt art of nurgle and his daemons

>> No.23257754

>>23253733

>> No.23258595

not slaanesh...enjoy your cock rotting to nothing.

>> No.23262511

>>23258595
how do you not find this attractive

>> No.23263326

>>23262511
just a simple Plaguebearer in the service of loving Grandfather Nurgle

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