Quantcast
[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / g / ic / jp / lit / sci / tg / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports / report a bug ] [ 4plebs / archived.moe / rbt ]

Due to resource constraints, /g/ and /tg/ will no longer be archived or available. Other archivers continue to archive these boards.Become a Patron!

/tg/ - Traditional Games


View post   

[ Toggle deleted replies ]
[ERROR] No.23220190 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

So what do we know about the setting in Kingdom Death: Monster?

Like warhamer I can't afford the actual game, but I'm interested in the fluff.

>> No.23220230

There's bitches, lanterns and monsters.
Any bitch without a lantern gets raped and impregnated by monsters.
The End.

>> No.23220301

That must be some epic armor you have right there.

>> No.23220435

>>23220190
That is probably THE least realistic armor I've seen. Which the question to mind, barring full nudity, what is the least realistic armor tg has seen?

>> No.23220496

>>23220435
Let's define real first. Are we talking about "what is the most fictional armor ever?" or "what is the least practical way anyone has ever dressed for battle?"

Because with the latter, I'm pretty sure there are plenty of worse outfits than nudity. Most of the metal bikini type stuff would probably cause more problems due to having metal cutting into you and such.

>> No.23220501

>Kingdom Death thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w068PdDw0hs#t=0m3s

>> No.23220513

>>23220190
>So what do we know about the setting in Kingdom Death: Monster?
Tiiiiitts.

>> No.23220564

>>23220496
Metal cutting into you... metal... cutting into you...

I am not saying it'd make good armor, but seriously, stop trollin'.

>> No.23220613

>>23220496
I was thinking the least practical. I mean, she has little belts covering her nipples and she's blindfolded. She's just begging to get gangraped by demons with a necrophylia fetish.

>> No.23220659

HELL NO MOTHERFUCKER

TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE GAME

HOLY SHIT WHAT A SWEET FUCKING DEAL

LOOK AT ALL THE SHIT IN THAT BOX

THIS BOX DOES NOT FUCK AROUND

WHERE'S YOUR CHEESECAKE NOW, BITCH?

NOT IN THIS FUCKING BOX, THAT'S FOR GODDAMN SURE

>> No.23220682

>>23220659
The lack of cheesecake makes it significantly less awesome.

>> No.23220683

HOLY TAPDANCING FUCK

IT'S THE SURVIVOR LEVEL

YOU THOUGHT THE GAME HAD A BUNCH OF STUFF

THE GAME AIN'T SHIT

I PLEDGED FOR THE GAME ON BLACK FRIDAY

COUPLE STRETCH GOALS LATER, IT'S SURVIVOR TIME

SURVIVOR IS A BETTER DEAL THAN BLACK FRIDAY

>> No.23220697

>>23220613
brb, going to /d/

>> No.23220704

HOLY SHIT, IT'S THE FLOWER KNIGHT

LOOK AT THIS SWAG MOTHERFUCKER

HE IS BOTH FANCY

AND DEADLY

DUDE WILL GET ALL TUXEDO MASK ALL OVER YOUR ASS

>> No.23220720

CHECK OUT THIS FUCKING MANHUNTER

NO MAN ESCAPES HIM

YOU KNOW WHY HE'S CARRYING THAT THING ON HIS SHOULDER

BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME OF HANGMAN WITH YOUR FUCKING EXISTENCE

>> No.23220737

I can respect people who try to talk about the game divorced from the cheesecake, but once they made LANTERNS such an overwhelming part of the Kickstarter it was doomed to be remembered that way. It's the dev team's own fault.

That said, the game looks kinda cool. If I can find some people to split the cost with I might be it once it's out.

>> No.23220758

GUESS WHAT ELSE, YOU FUCKING CLOWN SHOE

IT'S THE GODDAMN DUNG BEETLE KNIGHT

THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS ROLLING ONE SCARY GODDAMN BALL

AND LOOK AT THAT ARMOR

DUDE IS ALL THE GUYVER MEETS BERSERK AND SHIT

>> No.23220763

I like where this thread is going.

>> No.23220764

>>23220190

You wake up in a horrible place surrounded by darkness with stone faces on the ground. You are nekkid and there is a lantern.

There are horrible monsters everywhere but not a lot of other people

That is all that is known.

A friend ordered this and I am soooo fucking excited

>> No.23220772

OKAY

SO

YOU START THE GAME NAKED IN THE GODDAMN DARK

IF YOU'RE LUCKY, THE FIRST MONSTER YOU FIGHT IS JUST SOME LION

BUT IF YOU DO, THIS GUY MIGHT SHOW UP AND BE ALL, "HEY, PERCHANCE MIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO-"

AND THEN YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD

>> No.23220773

>>23220763

I love the filenames

>> No.23220782

>>23220190

There isn't much as far as I've seen. The whole thing is survival horror where you start with collective amnesia. I don't think that fluff is going to be a huge part of the game.

>> No.23220796

GODDAMN

YOU THOUGHT SOME OF THE OTHER MONSTERS WERE PIMP

CHECK OUT THIS FUCKER

COMES WITH THREE BITCHES

STARING AT YOU LIKE WHAT, COME AT ME

YOU CANNOT OUTPIMP THIS

>> No.23220804

>>23220782

depends on what you mean by fluff, this setting is ripe as aaaaalllll fuck

>> No.23220829

BAHAMUT AIN'T GOT SHIT ON THIS BADASS

AND CHECK IT OUT

DRAGON DUDE HAS A HUMAN FORM

SO YOU'RE WALKING AROUND, SEE THIS PRETTY MOTHERFUCKER, YOU'RE LIKE "OH, THIS'LL BE EASY'

THAT IS NOT EVEN HIS FINAL FORM

>> No.23220856

IT'S THE GODDAMN GORM

LOOK AT THIS MONSTROSITY

CUTE LITTLE BABY FACE

CONCEALING A FUCKING PREDATOR MOUTH

WITH AN ANGLERFISH LURE

AND AN ELEPHANTS BODY

WHAT THE SHIT

THIS THING IS ALL APHEX TWIN UP IN YOUR GRILL

>> No.23220872

>>23220796

>STARING AT YOU LIKE WHAT, COME AT ME

>YOU CANNOT OUTPIMP THIS

This will be made.

>> No.23220879

IF YOU'RE ARACHNOPHOBIC, YOU BETTER NOT EVEN PLAY THIS GAME

FUCKING SPIDICULES

HE IS A SPIDER

MUCH BIGGER THAN A PERSON

THAT LURES YOU IN WITH A NAKED LADY

AND THEN GIVES YOU THE TROLLFACE BEFORE HE BITES YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF

YOU'RE ALL "TIME TO FUCK BITCHES"

NOPE

SPIDER FOOD

>> No.23220902

GODDAMN

IT'S THE SUNSTALKER

DUDE EATS SUNS OR SOME SHIT

I DON'T EVEN KNOW

POINT IS, PEOPLE WORSHIP HIM

SO GET ON YOUR KNEES

>> No.23220923

>>23220879
>nope, spider food
my sides have warp jumped

>> No.23220943

OKAY, YOU NEED TO FULLY WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND THIS EXPANSION

YOU WAKE UP NAKED IN THE DARK

FIGHT SOME MONSTERS

UPGRADE YOUR SHIT

FEEL PRETTY BOSS

OUT OF THE DARKNESS COMES THE BRIGHTEST LIGHT YOU'VE EVER SEEN

IT'S THE WATCHER, A DUDE BASICALLY MADE OF LANTERNS

SPOILER ALERT, THE LANTERNS ARE SOULS

THIS DUDE IS MADE OF SOULS

AND HE WANTS YOURS

YOU BEAT HIM, GET A PIMP COAT

OH WOW, SURELY THAT'S THE TOUGHEST THING OUT HERE, LET'S HAVE A PARTY, WE CAN CALL IT THE LANTERN FESTIVAL

AND THEN

DUDES WITH GUNS

WHAT THE FUCK

YEAH, THEY WORK FOR THE KING

WHO WORKS FOR THE SCRIBE

YOU AIN'T SHIT BUT A BITCH

>> No.23220970

BET YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE

NOPE

IF YOU PLEDGED TO GET ANY PHYSICAL GOODS, YOU GET THIS BADASS FOR FREE

IT'S GIRL LINK, NOW WITH ARMOR

YES SHE IS CARRYING A DECAPITATED HEAD, THANK YOU FOR ASKING

AND SHE'S FUCKING FREE

POOTS LOVES YA, BABY

>> No.23220988

>BET YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE

does that mean you are done? If so, thank you I enjoyed it

>> No.23221289

>>23220190
http://www.scribd.com/doc/118387274/Kingdom-Death-Monster-Notes has a bunch of fluff info. The folks that put the game together have stated that they prefer to have the story emerge through play rather than just tell it.

>> No.23221408

>>23220435
I think this here defeats pic related as the most nonsensical and impractical armor ever drawn. The blindfold makes it significantly worse than total nudity.

>> No.23221452

>>23220435
>armor
>>23221408
>armor

Why do you call it "armor" when it's a bikini? Clearly it isn't intended to protect. It's like calling a chocolate cake "the shittiest steak you have ever tasted".

>> No.23221472

>>23220435
look at it

look

>> No.23221484

>>23221408

You want to talk about impractical, her sword is a much worse offender than her clothes. It must weight twice what she does.

Oh right, you're not actually against impracticality, you're against tits.

>> No.23221506

>>23221452
If I ordered a steak and got cake I'd be pretty disappointed in the waiter.

>> No.23221542

>>23220435
You realize this game starts with you being basically in your underwear, right?

>> No.23221580

>>23221506

Did you order an armored babe? I think not.

>> No.23221603

>>23221484

Not that poster, but I also don't really like the way the game has been advertised. I like tits fine, but if you're trying to sell me on a badass monster-fighting game I'm going to be suspicious of it if all you have to win me over are tits.

>> No.23221630

>>23221603
>Not that poster, but I also don't really like the way the game has been advertised.

Well, it's a good thing not everybody in the world needs to like it.

I love it. I love that a game in the dark age of 2013 has the balls to go full cheesecake without a lick of shame or apology.

>> No.23221669

>>23221630

That's fine, just don't suddenly get upset that other people think that it's silly or immature.

>> No.23221682

>>23221484
>Against tits
>Posts tits
Yep, that makes loads of sense. I don't mind it, but I enjoy making fun of it.

>> No.23221712

>>23221542
You start with a beadsheet, a sharp rock, and a lantern.

>> No.23221741

I actualy think the cheesecake is one of the game's biggest selling points. Fuck prudes and fuck slut shamers. This is a game about naked people fighting monsters in the dark.

Go read some European comics.

>> No.23221744

I like that it incorporates a lot of dark fantasy Jap stuff, because honestly that shit needs to be in a PnP already. Berserk is probably one of the better fantasy adventure stories of the last 20, 30 years. Dark Souls, Nier, Drakengard, etc. all have a consistent theme.

So I dig that. Wish this dude had done Biggie and Smalls reference models though. I'd fucking kill for an Ornstein model of this quality.

>> No.23221788

>>23221682

KD fanboys tend to be weirdly defensive about their titty monster game.

>> No.23221800

>>23221741
I will however say I don't like the idea of "Pinups" being separate from the game and something just to lure customers.

It devalues the arti to split it up like that, and just gives the slut shamers ammunition.

>> No.23221801

>>23221741
European comics that just have tits and monsters aren't good by virtue of that.

>> No.23221819

>>23221801
No but they would be less good without them, it takes many parts to make a whole.

>> No.23221820

>>23221800
If you're getting off on little models, that is legit creepy.

>> No.23221832

>>23221712

I don't even know what this game is about and it sounds great. I originally thought it was some kind of a Warhammer clone and didn't care, but now you're all making it sound like it's a half-naked Dungeonquest, and if it is, that sounds amazing.

>> No.23221862

>>23221820
>getting off

Nobody talked about masturbating, you master of sophistry, you. It is just that tits and ass is better than things that don't have tits and ass. It is aesthetically pleasing to the heterosexual male of species homo sapiensis sapiens.

>> No.23221897

>>23221862
Yeah, nobody talked about masturbating. Sophist, heal thyself.

>> No.23221932

>>23221897

...What exactly did you mean with "Getting off", then? Other than ejaculation?

>> No.23222219

http://www.playunplugged.com/2013/02/interview-adam-poots-of-kingdom-death/

So I guess the basic idea is you're learning the fluff as you're playing through and learning the game.

There's also a long paragraph about the pinups I'm not going to get into here.

>> No.23222401

http://www.scribd.com/doc/118387274/Kingdom-Death-Monster-Notes

A compilation of KD: M notes. Basically all we know about the fluff.

>> No.23222436

>>23221862
>EVERYONE WANTS BOOBS ALL THE TIME
Hey, speak for yourself. I keep my porn and my hobbies separate.

>> No.23222447

You know whats in every thread?
This fine lady.

>> No.23222577

>>23222436
Well I respectfully disagree and think this game is better for juxtaposing sex and violence.

EVERYONE dosn't have to like it, just the people who want it, which includes me, the people who made it, and everyone who backed it.

>> No.23222641

>>23222447

And now this one too.

>> No.23225044

>>23221932
Female masturbation?

>> No.23225656

>>23220613
The humans in KD death are basically cavemen. To question their nudity is dumb.

>> No.23225682

>>23225656

this, you need to learn language

>> No.23225786

>>23222641
>>23222447
Oh god, dem meaty thighs... I can't do it man.

Just go on without me.
*hrrt

>> No.23225829

>>23225656
They start with literally nothing but sharp stones and only progress by flaying the hides of monsters into armor and turning their bones into weapons.

Not a lot of material to equip a whole tribe with pants if you have to flay a dragon to do it.

>> No.23225866

>>23220856
You forgot the scrot.

>> No.23225892

Literally every time I see a Kingdom Death thread, I get a Ludacris song stuck in my head.

This one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox-lfowevqA

But this is probably just me.

>> No.23226523

>>23225892

This warrants drawfaggotry of the KD girls getting low.

>> No.23231263

>>23226523
well, at least someone else appreciates the idea.

>> No.23232014

>>23225892
awwww sheeeeee-it

>I like you

>> No.23233954

>>23231263

Who doesn't?

>>Now I want to commission that

>> No.23234780

>>23220230
>Any bitch without a lantern gets raped and impregnated by monsters.
[citation needed]

>> No.23234850

>>23220829
BITCH DID YOU FORGET TO FUCKING MENTION THAT THIS GUY DOESN'T BREATH FIRE?

FIRE IS FOR THE DRAGONS WHO ARE TOO PUSSY TO PLAY WITH THE BIG BOY SHIT.

THIS MOTHERFUCKER PUMPS OUT LETHAL LEVELS OF RADIATION.

>> No.23234909

>>23221832
Nononono.

Its half naked MONSTER HUNTER.

>> No.23234943

>>23221800
They are keeping the canon stuff separate from the non-canon stuff.

That seems quite reasonable to me, actually.

>> No.23234964

>>23222447
Fuck off Foron. Stop spamming these threads.

>> No.23235049

>>23221788
I am not gonna buy this shit.

However, /tg/'s tireless war on tits does always piss me off.

DERP WHY DOES THAT HAVE TITS
WHY DOES THIS HAVE TITS
WHY SHE SHOWIN HER TITS

>> No.23235091

>>23220190
People wake up in an strange dark world called Kingdom Death, a place full of things that have an unhealthy interest in humans and would love to do nothing but take them apart to see what makes them tick.

Survivors (the player characters) run around and at first use base savagery to slay the minor monsters that can be felled with nothing but a sharp rock. Then they butcher the creatures and make tools out of them to kill bigger monsters. And so forth.

A region in the kingdom is called the Holy Lands which is inhabited by an entity worshipped by many monsters and wicked creatures. It is a being obsessed with fertility and faux knightly ideals. Its also completely batshit evil, White Speakers (like the chick in OP) are amongst their servants.

Some humans occasionally manage to claim territory for themselves which can result in a Festival of Lanters, a place that monsters dont really dare approach since too many humans. Some humans become clerics. Only, there are no gods that would answer human prayers, and the clerics are actually just insane, the buffs they give out to themselves and other survivors is stronger the less sanity they have.

There are other sorts of people in the dark too, like bored, debased big game hunters, various knights, slaves of terrors from the depths, etc.

The ultimate objective of the game is to not die like a bitch.

>> No.23235112

>>23235049
/tg/ is full of people who try their best to completely reject their libido because its simpler then going out and having friends to have sex with, so they get mad when you remind them of what they dont have.

You know, asexual superiority and whatnot.

>> No.23235127

>>23221472

As outlandish as the outfit is, I can't bring myself to hate it. You have to give it to the Japanese when it comes to stuffing as much detail into some of their character models as possible. Practical? Absolutely not, but it's never dull to look at, unlike western developers like Bethesda and their "let's make the plainest robes possible and recolor them a half-dozen times" aesthetics.

>> No.23235141

>/tg/ sees a chick wearing a bikini (not even metal bikini, just a regular bikini)
baaaw why are there tits there she should hide her tits blatant fap fuel baaaaww

>/tg/ sees a man wearing nothing but a loincloth
MOAR

Look fa/tg/uys, if you want to be gay, it's okay, but stop fucking bothering the non-gays with your bullshit

>> No.23235988

PC: You’ve taken some flak for using non-canon, “pinup” models of scantily-clad women to generate revenue as well as player and artist interest in supporting your game. How do you respond to criticisms of sexism in Kingdom Death?

AP: I very much stand behind my decision to use pinups to generate revenue and attract artists. Finding artists is difficult. Getting talented people on your team is not easy and every artist has their vision for how things should be. You have to keep your artists happy by balancing the assignments they don’t like with things they look forward to working on. And a lot of these artists like these girls. Without them I run the risk of losing these talented artists. I wish I was a sculptor, but I’m not. The particular way the pinup looks falls on the artist I work with in Hong Kong. That’s his passion. I let him do these pinups and don’t really direct him much. That said, there are some sexualized characters in the game. And they’re there because they are meant to be, because to do otherwise wouldn’t make sense. Like the illuminated lady, a naked lady with a lantern, modeled after a neoclassical statue. Like a siren, if you get to close, its lantern starts to drain your lantern, and then it gets dark, and something bad happens to you. My take on world building is that you have to do it with complete open-mindedness. I didn’t want to be restricted by any norms when I built this world. One of my challenges once the game is released is to make a separation between the pinups and the actual game stock.

>> No.23239767

>>23235988
>How do you respond to criticisms of sexism in Kingdom Death?
Which claims of sexism? All that had been mentioned were scantily-clad women. That's not sexist.

>> No.23241114

>>23235112
Maybe I just don't want what looks like a decent game plastered with plastic dicks, Blackheart.

You are the guy who freaked out because a girl who was actually raped protested against a video game based around raping people.

>> No.23243643

>>23235091
Sounds pretty fun.

Suitable for an RPG setting.

>> No.23244708

>>23234964

B-b-but... I've only posted twice...

>>23225786

Okay...

>> No.23244823

>>23244708
You post the exact same shit in ever single KD:M thread, only posting the cheesecake and then leaving, letting in invariably start up a flamewar.

You are an asshole.

Cut it the fuck out.

>> No.23245059

>>23244823
Or is he a...n illuminated lady?[/spoiler[\]

>> No.23245088

>>23245059
>[/spoiler[\]
>dat tag

>> No.23245112

>>23244823

Okay.

>>23245059
Wouldn't you like to know.
Imma dood.

>> No.23245139

>>23245088
I have no clue how that happened, honestly.
But to add some on-topic stuff: I am once again calling for a basic interest check for forming one or more /tg/-based settlements to either play KD online, or play KD and meta-KD (trading/fighting between settlements, etc) online.

>> No.23245194

>>23244823
It's the sort of crowd this game attracts. They don't really care about anything but the cheesecake.

>> No.23245231

>>23245112
Ain't no rule about not having illuminated laddys.

>> No.23245240

>>23243643
The board game is effectively an RPG of sorts, just without the roleplaying.

>> No.23245273

>>23245194
Man, other then /tg/ and hypothetical people invented by feminists, no one I have talked to is into the game for the cheesecake.

Its fucking Monster Hunter the board game, with ongoing campaigns, a sweet gear system, and extremely high quality mini's. But people keep ignoring all of that because of assholes like Foron who WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONE FUCKING THREAD.

>> No.23245298

>>23244708
>>23245112
I'd stick my candle in their lanterns if you know what i mean.

>> No.23245318

>>23245139
Yo. As I have mentioned in previous threads, I am thinking about making a plugin for Vassal, to play online with friends.

However, Roll20 has improved quite a bit since I last used it, and I am considering moving stuff over to that instead.

>> No.23245319

>>23245194
>HONK HONK FART HONK HONK HONK FART HONK HONK FART FART FART

>> No.23245324

>> No.23245336

>>23245240
You mean you don't plan on grunting and gesturing until you get the 'language' innovation?
[/spoiler] Plebeian scum[/spoiler]

>> No.23245375 [SPOILER] 

>>23245273

I'm totally fuckin' hyped for the game, and like the idea of "Progressive mini conversion" and swapping parts and adding new bits of them.

>> No.23245377

>>23245336
RAW, you aren't allowed to do that. See the rawhide.... uhhh.... muffler?

It has an effect that lets you check an AI card, but you can't tell other players what the card is, in any way, unless you have the Language Innovation.

Grunting and gesturing count as language.

Also, did you really fuck up your spoiler tags AGAIN?

>> No.23245401

>>23245375
Fair enough. But when there have been threads where literally all you do is post all the cheesecake artwork so far, and then leave, it causes problems.

We get ENOUGH bullshit in these threads without you throwing fuel on the fire, man.

>> No.23245409

>>23245336

Ctrl+s in the quick reply thing, its like magic as I've found out about it recently.

>> No.23245451

>>23245377
Communication isn't the same thing as language.
And I think you get 'language' immediately after your first hunt anyway, so it's unlikely you'll have the muffler before you have 'language'.
[Spoiler]And yes, I did.[/spoiler]

>> No.23245468

>>23245451
Welp, going to go kill myself now, hope you guys have fun with the game.

>> No.23245482

>>23245451
Now you are just doing it on purpose Sal.

Also, the default campaign gets language first, however, other First Day cards might have you set up a different innovation deck.

>> No.23245490

>>23245298
You will change their candle because they are running out of light in their lantern. I get you. You are so gentlemanly.

>> No.23245491

>>23245451

How can one man fuck up so hard... I'm giggling like a mad man now.

>> No.23245516

>>23245482
Hmmm, I hadn't considered that. And I honestly wasn't doing it on purpose. I imagine that the Sunstalker and Dragon settlements may already have language and perhaps a few other innovations, so that they can form whatever kind of relationship they have with their masters/gods. I personally still think a custom, or official, Gorm-worshiping settlement should be made.

>> No.23245551

So Dark souls and Monster Hunter had a baby and this was it.

>> No.23245561

What the fuck is up with /tg/ lately that posting cheesecake (not really porn, mind you) is "adding fuel to the fire"?

>> No.23245592

>>23245516
Apparently, every major expansion is coming with a new campaign start condition, like the dragon king. Sunstalker comes with one of those, and an entirely separate campaign.

Also, I could see Dragon King starting you with more innovation, but less settlement locations. You've built up a small society already, getting you more advanced innovations, but you already rely on the the dragon king, so building weapons and armor isn't a priority.

That could be really fun to play

>> No.23245620

>>23220435

The problem I have with the picture is this: What the fuck happened to her nipples? were they shrunken by a voodoo doctor?

>> No.23245675

>>23245592
Where are you seeing that? I know the major expansions come with extra gear and extra locations- but as far as I know SS and Draking are the only two to have different starting configurations, with Lantern Festival and Draking being the only two with different end goals.

>> No.23245730

>>23220435
A) It's not armor, nor is it intended to be.
B) She's a spellcaster.
C) It's cheesecake.

>> No.23245734

>>23221712
Said lantern contains your soul.

>> No.23245809

>>23245675
From the Sunstalker update:
>The expansion comes with rules for starting out as a tribe of humans that worship an ancient sunstalker much like people of our history worshiped the sun. By doing so your starting settlement setup will be different, as will your final goal and you can earn access to the People of the Sun gear list.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/poots/kingdom-death-monster/posts/375996

>> No.23245858

I for one welcome our new weeaboo overlords.

>> No.23245938

>>23245809
I meant the >every major expansion is coming with a new campaign start condition
Part in connection with Gorm being a major expansion, but not having a specific settlement scenario of his own.

>> No.23245974

>>23245938
Oh not that guy but Gorm isn't a major expansion either way. It's just a regular monster and a pin up.

>> No.23246026

>>23245809
I think he meant where do I see that every major expansion comes with it.

Its because every Major expansion lists 'Campaign Extension' in its list of features. Except, notably, the one that actually extends the campaign.

Sunstalker lists both Campaign Extension and New Campaign Type. I think that is pretty likely to be the new start conditions that the Dragon King update mentioned.

>>23245974
Yes he is.


>>23245730
White Speaker is canon, actually.

>> No.23246069

>>23246026
For comparison.

>> No.23246090

>>23222219
>So the daddy long legs monster in Kingdom Death can animate a corpse, make it knock on your door, trying to get you to open the door so it can eat you.

>> No.23246161

>>23245551
Yeah, it looks pretty rad.

>> No.23246167

>>23246026

What do White Speakers even do in KD fluff?

>> No.23246187

>guy that made this game

>> No.23246204

>>23246187
He looks kind of emo and angsty.

>> No.23246212

>Interesting question. So, growing up I always found daddy long leg spiders just terrifying. Something about that little ball that walks around with these big legs. Did not like it. So when I was imagining monsters for the wooded area in the game world, I thought “What is a creature that you don’t see often and freaks me out?” Daddy long legs immediately came to mind. Then I started to do some research on them, and they’re really weird predators. A daddy long legs will climb up into a spiders web, spread out, and vibrate in such a way as to make the other spider think it caught something, but also render itself invisible. That’s terrifying! It also has an incredibly poisonous bite, but its mouth is too small to bite people.
>It also has an incredibly poisonous bite, but its mouth is too small to bite people.
But_that's_wrong.jpg

>> No.23246225

>>23246204
He's looking at a /tg/ thread about his game.

>> No.23246262

>>23246212
Urban myth. It's common ignorance.

>> No.23246276

>I very much stand behind my decision to use pinups to generate revenue and attract artists. Finding artists is difficult. Getting talented people on your team is not easy and every artist has their vision for how things should be. You have to keep your artists happy by balancing the assignments they don’t like with things they look forward to working on. And a lot of these artists like these girls. Without them I run the risk of losing these talented artists. I wish I was a sculptor, but I’m not. The particular way the pinup looks falls on the artist I work with in Hong Kong. That’s his passion. I let him do these pinups and don’t really direct him much. That said, there are some sexualized characters in the game. And they’re there because they are meant to be, because to do otherwise wouldn’t make sense. Like the illuminated lady, a naked lady with a lantern, modeled after a neoclassical statue. Like a siren, if you get to close, its lantern starts to drain your lantern, and then it gets dark, and something bad happens to you. My take on world building is that you have to do it with complete open-mindedness. I didn’t want to be restricted by any norms when I built this world. One of my challenges once the game is released is to make a separation between the pinups and the actual game stock.
Oh lol. So the pinups are basically just the insistence of a perverted Chinaman who refuses to do serious work if he doesn't get to do them.

>> No.23246283 [SPOILER] 

>>23246167
>The White Speaker's face, hidden behind a veil aptly symbolizes the strange cult of towering women warriors. Their savage blood magic and battle readiness are notorious but almost nothing is known about the secrets that unite them.

>Speaker Cult
>Veils worn by the devotees represent a past shrouded in guilt and secrets. The White Speaker cults are forbidding, rituals of blood and delirious narration keep most people clear. The number of White Speaker remains constant, as one dies another is initiated; too few and they would disappear and too many might create a blood frenzy that the speakers fear they could not control.

>The Chanting Ritual
>White speakers power is rooted in the names and tales of things. Elder speakers share stories with young listeners bound in chains. The secrets and lore she chants drive them into violent twisted seizures as they try to absorb the words of power. Speakers learn in layers and riddles to protect their mind from dismantling under the weight of what they know.

>How They Play
>White Speakers offer tactical diversity. Effective in melee and at range, but lacking armor. However, their ability to change what "stories" they have on tongue opens a wealth of options. Blood transferring, scab armor and stopping the flow of blood to monster hearts are some examples.
Also, after further reflection, the OP's image is, in fact, cheesecake.
Here is an actual white speaker.
{Spoilers]subtle[/spoiler[/?l

>> No.23246289

>>23246167
I'm pretty sure that they're a form of cleric/priest, might belong to one of the antagonist factions.

>> No.23246302

>>23246276
Yeah that is kind of sad actually. No wonder the pin ups are all so bland.

>> No.23246306

>>23246026
Canon and cheesecake are not mutually exclusive.

>> No.23246324

>>23246302
They all have the same worried, traumatised expression.

>> No.23246337

>>23246324
>implying that isn't part of the appeal

>> No.23246350 [SPOILER] 

>>23246283
Wait no... fuck.

Fucking white speakers always confusing the fuck out of me. Now I'm not sure what OP's image is.

It has the hair of a canon speaker, but the armor and skin of a pinup. I AM SO FUCKING CONFUSED.

>> No.23246367

>>23246324
Well Hong Kong dude got problems man.

But seriously for every non-pinup the Chinese dude has to draw and apparently hates he gets to draw a naked lady, the only thing he enjoys? What a shit tier artist and individual.

>> No.23246394

>>23246367
I don't know, this has tipped over into funny as fuck for me. I'm imagining this irate undersexed Hong Kong nerd angrily demanding how he can do a naked lady version of whatever his brief is and the creator just being like, "Okay, okay, but do a real one too."

>> No.23246401

>>23246187
>>23246204
Yeah, half his pictures are a bit... I don't know.

>> No.23246413

>>23246401
>Gorm will never be real

>> No.23246415

>>23246401
That's his girlfriend Anna, isn't it? Kind of cute actually.

>> No.23246420

>>23246367
I got the impression that it was less THAT, and more "Hey lets mix in some stuff that doesn't bore you out of your fucking skull so you don't lose interest and just leave, cause we need a fucking sculptor."

Still kinda dumb though.

Although you gotta keep in mind, they picked this guy up YEARS ago, back when he was just making batches of like 100 mini's to sell to some guys online.

>> No.23246438

>>23246420
I was sure I read an interview where the creator described learning to sculpt, but I guess I was wrong.

>> No.23246454

>>23246394
There is only so much time before we get a pin-up Gorm.

>> No.23246468

>>23246415
She has the skin tone of a corpse. Are you by chance into dead people?

>> No.23246476

>>23246454
>implying our current gorm isn't the pinup version

>> No.23246485

>>23246468
...
Maybe a little.

>> No.23246494

>>23246468
I think the fact that they have those in game versions of them is cute you creep.

>> No.23246499

>>23246476
We all know he has a scrotum, but does he have an actual penis to accompany it?

>> No.23246525 [SPOILER] 

>>23246499
Why would you even need Gorm when pic related exists?

>> No.23246540

>>23246468
Some of us are into people. If you're in a relationship with a girl who has a body that is objectively very attractive, then congratulations, you must be a very lucky man. She's not perfection but she's cute enough for me to consider hitting it if someone like that was available.

Of course, now is the point where people shout buzzwords like "white knight" "standards" "desperate" and so on. But just take a look around the street at everyone you walk by and judge for yourself - how many of these people you walk by every day do you consider passably attractive?

>> No.23246542

>>23246525
Because I'm a fan of XY, not XX.

>> No.23246558

>>23246542
I- Alright then, carry on.

>> No.23246601

>>23246558
I'm sure I've mentioned this before in a KD thread, I mean it's the main reason I'm pretty neutral on the whole 'breasts everywhere!' thing. You are know imaging a sexy dragon-hunt scenario where if you lose you have to have a sex-toy party with your playgroup involving Bad Dragon products.

>> No.23246646

>>23246540
And then look at yourself and think really hard if you are one of the 5%.

>> No.23246685

>>23246601
Yeah, it seems mostly the straight males are actually the offended ones, which is kinda hilarious to me. I actually find the mini's really nice, and its not like they are FORCING the oversexualization on you. Not even in the sense of "if you don't like it, don't buy it". The came actually DEFAULTS to the fairly modest armor, that is quite nice and actually works AS ARMOR, while the cheesecake armor is available separately to any who want it as well.


They might have gone a little overboard with the cheesecake, yes, but I think its a really nice business model, and is actually really good for getting other girls into gaming. I seriously don't understand why people would think otherwise?

>> No.23246721

>>23246685
>Yeah, it seems mostly the straight males are actually the offended ones
really? because I'm betting that's the largest demographic here

>> No.23246800

>>23246685
Wasn't there a blog by a girl who bitched incessantly about how this guy was making money off of making sex seem scary?

>> No.23246848

>>23246721
>the categorization that makes up the largest subset of 'gamers' is also the largest demographic for a game
You don't fucking say?

Yes, they are the target demographic, just like ALMOST EVERYTHING in the gaming industry right now. That's not what I'm talking about at all.

I'm saying that out of the people who find the game offensive because of the cheesecake (a category that is separate from the target audience), straight males appear to make up the majority, or at the very least be the most vocal.

Yes, the game is aimed at straight males.
Yes, some straight males love the game.
And yes, some straight males hate the cheesecake. None of those are mutually exclusive.

>>23246800
Multiple, actually, but those are blogs run by people who bitch about any show of sex appeal in any form of media, and are actively searching for such things so they can bitch about it.

I was mostly talking about the people who are into gaming and looking for new games, and then get offended about the cheesecake that ends up being in those games.

>> No.23246857

>>23246721
The target demographic for this is more complex than just "straight males".

>> No.23246910

>>23246848
Okay, you absolutely missed my point, which is that you can't call that's it is more offensive to any one demographic because the people you're saying are more offended or more likely to be offended are by fucking miles the largest demographic.

Do you get that? You can't say:
>Yeah, it seems mostly the straight males are actually the offended ones, which is kinda hilarious to me.
Because it's mostly the straight males talking about the game in any context as well, so there's no comparison with straight woman/gay women/non-straight males/any other kind of identification of gender and-or sexual orientation.

>>23246857
I said nothing about target demographic. I said the largest (and overwhelmingly the largest) demographic. Both of you jumped to target demographics for reasons I do not know.

>> No.23246985

>>23246910
Ah, that is a fair enough point. Still though, I see a lot of assumptions being thrown around about women being offended by this when honestly... not a single girl that I have talked to about this game cares about the nudity.

>> No.23246988

Are there any actual plans to release a commercial version of the game out to retailers?

All the previous Kingdom Death stuff has been highly boutique in nature with limited as fuck runs on everything.

I'd love to buy the game but I have a feeling if I end up comparing what the Kickstarter people got compared to whats going to be in the normal box I might cry.

>> No.23247007

>>23246988
Probably, but he has like 10,000 games to process and send out first. I'd also be suspicious of it going to retailers as its not going to be appropriate to every one and the web model seems to suit him and his distributed network of sculptors/artists or whatever.

>> No.23247031

>>23220190
>the fluff.
Yeah, the "fluff".

>> No.23247034

>>23246988
He has stated he is dwelling on that as little as possible at the moment, and wants to finish getting the kickstarter rewards out before that.

It seems likely that he will offer it in limited qualities through his store, at the very least.

>> No.23247073

>>23220758
>DUNG BEETLE KNIGHT
Buying this shit right now. I don't even care if I ever play it, I just want the satisfaction of knowing I have a Gutts in Dung Beetle armor.

>> No.23247096

I love the monsters' designs in this game.

>> No.23247163

>>23247034
>>23247007

I guess I'll just resign myself to having missed the boat on this. Gutted.

>> No.23247192

>>23247163
I can't imagine you won't be able to grab all the stuff except maybe the limited run/'special' models like Guts, Kamina, Link, the creators, etc. but I would expect to pay more for it. The Kickstarter was fairly expensive itself, even.

>> No.23247236

>>23247163
Keep checking back in these threads once the game comes out. I'm going to be making an online version, either for roll20, or Vassal (haven't decided), once the game comes out.

I'll post the base game content first, then probably add in expansions in the order they were announced.

>> No.23249945

>>23246646
Go home, Occupy Wall Street.

>> No.23250322

Wait so unarmed attacks crit 2/3rd's of the time?

>> No.23251284

>>23247073
You know they HAVE Guts, right?

>> No.23251332

>>23250322
>9 or a 10
>2/3rd's of the time
No, that would be 20%.

>> No.23252638

>>23251332
It hits on an 8+

I meant that 2/3rds of the attacks it actually lands are crits.

>> No.23252680

>>23252638
I don't think it's on hit that criticals are taken into account, I'm fairly certain it's on rolls to wound the creatures.

>> No.23252738

>>23252680
You don't roll to wound though. You just deal your strength in damage.

...

Wait. So what the fuck happens when you roll an 8 with that card?
Does it just trigger on hit effects without dealing damage?

>> No.23252866

>>23252738
No no, that's for monsters. Check out the gameplay videos, people have to roll to wound. Monsters are handwaved as "So damn strong they don't have to bother" and deal their strength in damage.

>> No.23252952

>>23252738
http://youtu.be/mboZZZ8TuV8?t=57
http://youtu.be/mboZZZ8TuV8?t=2m30s
http://youtu.be/mboZZZ8TuV8?t=5m9s

Check it out.

>> No.23252986

>>23252638
No.

Again.

>critical hit on a 9 or a 10

Ten sided die.

I don't know how you're fucking this up.

>> No.23253314

>>23252986
8, 9 and 10 hit. 9 and 10 crit. 2 out of 3 hits would be crits.

>> No.23253414

>>23253314
Mate, check out the videos I posted in >>23252952

Like, 5 seconds each part tops and it shows you how crits work. You have a certain number of attacks (Speed) and roll to hit (Accuracy) then:

1) If the attacker is a monster and if it hits then a monster will deal the strength of the attack as damage to the character

2) If the attacker is human then it rolls the strength of the weapon + the human's strength and tries to beat the monsters toughness. If the human rolls a natural 10 on the roll to wound then it deals a critical.

Bam. Done. Crits occur 20% of the time with Tooth and Claw. 10% on most other weapons.

>> No.23253508 [DELETED] 

My players are a staunchly arrogant famous xiphos gladiator (async), a jaded, divorced barsoomian private dick (also async), a gender ambiguous scientist and rat engineer, and an all round scientist hacker nanofabricator plasma weapon user
They're off to mercury next session.

>> No.23253576

>>23246800
But sex is scary.

>> No.23253625

>>23220190
The setting won't matter because this game is doomed to suck.

Autists will defend it because "nuh uh," and "muh painted boobies!"

>> No.23253649

>>23222641
I see that expression on my girlfriends face..... like.... all the time when I say something.

>> No.23253679

>>23253414
Thank you that was kind of the info people were asking for.

So the system has on the human side a hit and a wound roll, and the wound roll is the one that crits are determined on.

>> No.23253701

>>23253625
While the art focus on T&A did turn me off from the game, I am still interested in the game's story, setting, and fluff. The rules to it also seemed really interesting, so I'd like to also see how the mechanics work out, even though I'll probably never play it.

>> No.23253729

I'm just going to leave this here.

>> No.23253732

>>23253649
Funny, I see this expression on my girlfriends face just...all the time. It is the first thing I see when I wake up and the last thing I see when I go to bed, even if I am on vacation with the family and on the other side of the world.

Help me.

>> No.23253772

>>23253732
I think they have pills for that.....

>> No.23253837

Did Feminist Frequency ever comment on Kingdom Death?

>>23253732
>>23253649

Buy some laxatives for your loved ones.

>> No.23253883

>>23253837
Thankfully if (when) it catches their eye, it will be far too late to do anything about it.

>> No.23254084

>>23253837
I looked and didn't see anything, but I'd be interested to see what she has to say. Shame she didn't say anything on it when it was more relevant.

>> No.23254144

All the stock is gone from the restock a few days ago. Guess I was too slow.

>> No.23256687

>>23254144
I'm sure there will be more.

>> No.23258035

Unambiguous proof that people who threw money at Kingdom Death only did so for the pinups!

>> No.23261031

>>23258035
>that filename

>> No.23261183

>>23249945

Check your privilege.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_stack

>> No.23261503

>>23253625
>game is doomed to suck
You're only saying that because of the boobs.

>> No.23261847

>>23261183

>>The progressive stack concept is controversial inside the Occupy movement, and has been criticized as "forced equality", "racist", "sexist", and "unfair." It has been adopted for Occupy Wall Street, but not for all Occupy locations.

You were saying?

>> No.23262912

>>23258035
OH MY GOD

>> No.23263115

>>23246187
>>23246204

He just looks like a normal guy to me.

>> No.23263436

>>23246187
>>23246204
>>23263115
Eh, you'd have to be a LITTLE strange to come up with something like this. He doesn't look too ridiculously angst-driven and '2 dark 4 u' though, so is it really a big deal? I don't think anyone here is 'normal'.

Incidentally, do we REALLY know nothing about the fluff and lore of this setting? Really? It just seems so bare-bones. I only got interested yesterday, when a friend mentioned the big thing about lanterns being rare and precious to me and how the game builds you from nothing to something able to stand against the darkness...

Seriously though, the bits I've seen seem as confusing as all-get-out, referencing shit I've never even heard of... Can someone give me the run-down of the setting? Please?

>> No.23263501

>>23263436
The players take the role of 'survivors' who wake up, alone, naked with only a latern.

They band together to fight off vicious and terrible monsters from such mundane ones as lions, all the way to massive and terrifying dragons.

The survivors must continue to survive, adapt, and create a new society.

And when I say create a new society I mean it, you have no language, no history, nothing. Your culture grows are you kill monsters to harvest their precious organs and other resources.

Finally you may grow strong enough to challenge the watcher, defeat him, and perhaps face those who are even greater.

>> No.23263536

>>23263436
Someone made this >>23222401. Also in this interview >>23222219 he talk about how he doesn't want everyone to read up on a setting their dumb characters wouldn't actually know but experience it (quite possibly incorrectly) by playing.

Also no one is normal. That's a theoretical concept to represent the mathematical average of humanity.

>> No.23263690

Bitches for Doom.

>> No.23263710

>>23263536
>http://www.scribd.com/doc/118387274/Kingdom-Death-Monster-Notes
Looks like a fun fusion of a wargame and roleplaying game. It's going to be hard not to built characters with the system. Sort of like Mordheim, if Mordheim had (this hopefully will) rewarding, well-designed tactical combat.

>> No.23265890

>>23263501
>>23263536
That's all we know? Geeze... Thanks anyway. Man, the odds don't get much more stacked against humanity than this..!

Where'd I leave my god-slaying sword?

>> No.23267253

>>23265890
>Where'd I leave my god-slaying sword?
You don't have one.
Here's a stone that's kind of pointed. Get to work.

>> No.23267270

>>23263690
For adventurers these models sure have alot of fat and not enough muscle tone.

>> No.23267357

>>23220190
ha, just noticed lion knight's head is a penis.

>> No.23268101

>>23267270
Obviously very successful adventurers that don't have to work too hard any more.

>> No.23268420

>>23267357
All I saw was a knight wearing a lion's head as a hat, but now I can't unsee the penis head. Fucking A.

>>23261031
>implying it's not the truth

>> No.23269880

>>23268101
I figure it's from the gruesome feasting after a battle, stocking up on as much as possible because you never know how long it will be until you can eat again...

>justifying cheesecake.
>seriously how long until there's just straight-up porn? Not long judging by the amount of fetish fuel dumped on this fire

>> No.23271364

>>23267270
>>23268101
>>23269880
I really wish that people who don't know what the hell they are talking about would stop posting in these threads trying to prove a point that doesn't fucking exist.

>> No.23275268

>>23271364
>How dare people speculate on a setting that's intentionally as sparse on the details as possible

C'mon man, that's no fun.

>> No.23279533

>>23261183
>>23261847
Disgusting sexism if you ask me.

>> No.23279569

>>23275268
We know the waifus are not canon though so you aren't speculating on the setting at all.

>>23265890
I guess you could read up on all the game play expansions:
http://kdm.bortian.net/
There's usually a link to the update with some text from the creator.

>> No.23284414

>why is she so scantily dressed
>she's a caster, dumbass
I am now envisioning a world where all wizards wear speedos and gem encrusted codpieces.

Possibly because magic becomes stronger the more of your skin you expose to the open air, somehow.

>> No.23284665

>>23284414
There aren't any casters in KD:M though. The setting has White Speakers, and the game itself has Saviors, but Saviors seem to be combat adept prophets, not casters.

>> No.23284718

>>23284414
Skyclad. Look it up. Magic don't gotta explain shit/tits. Etc.

>> No.23285478 [DELETED] 

>>23284718

here is a 16th century depiction of "nude witches."

every argument in this thread is now invalid.

>can't show 16th century etchings on a blue board

>> No.23285624

>White Speakers are hyper sensitive story keepers, that share knowledge through generations by very strict oral traditions. There are 3 stories each White Speaker knows and they empower them with their most defining traits. The story of death, which allows them to stop aging, the story of blood, which gives them blood manipulation and the story of the body which grants them physical hyper sensitivity. Knowledge in Kingdom Death is dangerous. White Speakers hold a great amount of information that is layered in riddles and verse. The way things feel, the subtle shifts in the atmosphere and the way things smell can all give the white speaker clues to untangling a repressed story and gaining knowledge that is crucial to the current situation.White Speakers are prone to seizures when chunks of information become too much for them to comprehend all at once. Their ceremonial outfit is often used to restrain them from damaging themselves.

>physical hyper sensitivity

Did the White Speakers side with the dick god because they're overwhelmed by sensation?

>> No.23285702

>>23284414
>>23284718
>>23285478

Your next spellcaster PC has to be skyclad. GO!

>> No.23289934

>>23285702
>implying she wouldn't anyway

>> No.23290069

>>23220943
Okay, this Twilight Cloak and the Silk Armor upthread are the first pieces of art from this thing I've seen that I liked.

>> No.23292788

>>23290069
Most of the art for the game isn't that bad.

Those pinups really are going to do more harm to the game then good. I mean, buisnesswise, its not a bad idea, but its seriously detracting people from the actual game.

>> No.23292917

>>23292788
>its seriously detracting people from the actual game
Only idiots. Idiots being turned away from the game isn't a bad thing.

>> No.23293680

Asked a few times but never got an answer: How much will the game actually be when its released? For those who didnt dump into the kickstarter at least. I mostly just want the figures, but the game with it may be worth playing.

>> No.23293793

>>23293680
We don't know, for the base game at least, even more so due to the numerous ways in which you could pledge for the base game.
Most of the expansions have prices though, and they generally are double the kickstarter amount.

>> No.23293851

>>23292788
Only the most superficial, bitter sex-hating virgin spergtard losers are going to be turned away by the pinups, which are just for fun anyway. Such people are not the kinds of folk you want at your gametable, as they will be likely to flip the fuck out at the slightest provocation anyway.

>> No.23294266

>>23293851
Wow, check your hetero-privilege anon. I know I wouldn't have bought this game if the only I had about it was the pin-ups.
Mostly kidding, but I still think some people may have overlooked the KS because of how much emphasis was put on the pinups over the actual gameplay.

>> No.23294378

>>23293680
>>23293793
Game was a hundo on the KS, usually things on there go at a discount... I'm guessing $125.

>> No.23294420

>>23294266
>still think some people may have overlooked the KS because of how much emphasis was put on the pinups
Well that's their problem, now isn't it?
I mean really, it's not like you could say it was anything less than a massive success.

>> No.23294647

Oh. I'm not saying that it wasn't a success, just that they may have lost out on some people (at least in the KS phase) who are interested in the gameplay but not swayed by pinups

>> No.23294702

Finally a way to combine my love of anime, monsters, and miniature painting with my lantern fetish!

In total seriousness, I am so all about these lanterns. I can't believe anyone has anything negative to say about this game.

>> No.23295205

>>23293851

That's not true I come from /d/ and I'm turned off (somewhat) by the pinups. Because they are boring. This thread has given me the first information I've had about the real game and now I'm more interested because the real setting sounds cool and the real models look cool. Those pinup girls are sexy but pictures of sexy girls are the most generic thing ever and they suggest the rest of the game will be generic. (To get extra nitpicky about the girls: They are strikingly meaty and the ends of their noses sort of look like they've been shaved off, and these characteristics are not so generic, but that's more than cancelled out on the genericness scale by the fact that all the pinups appear to be the same person in different clothes because of how in Japan and apparently also China you are required by law to shove a chopstick into your eye socket and swirl it around until the part of your brain that distinguishes different faces dies before you can get your drawing license.)

>> No.23295268

>>23294266
I didn't get it specifically because of all the pin-ups. Not swearing the game off, if someone has it and would like to play it, I'll give it a shot, but I lost all interest in spending money on it when the focus shifted from a fun game to rape scenarios.

>> No.23295312

Oh, by the way.
>>23292788
see >>23295268

The only people being turned away in any capacity are retards.

>> No.23297111

Anyone got a rejected credit card and somehow didn't pledge successfully? You should get a mail from Anna about being able to pledge again via paypal.
I know because I got that mail since she sends it to everyone who had issues in the process even though I did pledge successfully. Had me worried for a moment.

>> No.23297143

>>23292788
Where did you get that picture and why is it such horrible quality?

>> No.23299538

>>23297111
Yeah, it ended up getting sent to everyone who's card got rejected, even if they had already fixed it.

She sent out a second email saying that it was only meant for people who didn't get charged at all, so she can set them up to use the campaign pledge manager and try again.

>>23297143
It was some of the first art from the kickstarter, I believe.

>> No.23301885

Wait, fuck, even posts from before the error have been fucked?!

This was a thread full of discussion, and now that's all destroyed...

>> No.23302200

>>23220190
All I know is:

Apocalypse.
Survivors
No materials or few materials left in the world for anything
Including clothes
This is why everybody is in string/micro bikini's or showing their rippling pecks
Survivors trying to build towns but need materials
Materials are only given by Monsters
Kill monsters to get materials, make better gear, fight bigger ones to get more materials, upgrade town.

That's it. Shame all models come to something like $1200.... That's all the Pin-Ups + Resin models. I'd love to get them all, but....

>> No.23302281

>>23302200
Actually there was no apocalypse, the world was just made this way by Scribe/Golden entity/whatever, and the player characters aren't survivors of any kind of disaster but rather were only just created.

>> No.23302285

Oh, thread is still alive, have a pair of bumps.

>> No.23302334

>>23302200
Oh and the total price is more like 800 dollars, pin-ups included.

>> No.23302335

>>23302281
Ah. Well, thank you for enlightening me. Sorry, I didn't follow it much. Still, I liked the idea that the reason everybody is basically naked is because there is no material to spare.

Thing is, I can't remember if my money has been spent... I did $350 basically... Shame I have nobody to play with it. I wanted to play DH, RT, OW and stuff but, being bed ridden makes it impossible. Unless I find 4 people to come round and do something which is pretty niche anyway.

>> No.23302348

how the fuck would you play this game with your friends without being ashamed of all the creepy cheesecake?

>> No.23302350

So what expansions are you guys most looking forward to?

>> No.23302359

>>23302334
Is it? I used the calculator... Is that $800 for Resin and all models in them?

Cause, if that is the case, I'd buy it. $800 to have the full set of resin.... I also like the art work.

>> No.23302376

>>23302348
None of the cheesecake models have rules, so you won't be playing with them. Actual armour sets here >>23297111

>> No.23302406

>>23302335
Well the idea that there are no available resources and so everyone is almost buck naked thing is actually true.

>> No.23302456

So what expansions is everyone looking forward to?

>> No.23302470

>>23302376
but 90% of the game's artwork is just stuff to jerk off to. how do you convince your friends, who presumably have heard about the game and seen the rape titty monster and such, to play this game with no shame? It'd be like being the guy who insists "okay this visual novel has a lot of porn but the story is great, really!"

>> No.23302477

>>23302456
Dragon King and Lantern Festival by far.

>> No.23302492

>>23302470
good sir, I will not have you slander sengoku rance like that.

>> No.23302515

>>23302470
>90% of the game's artwork
Oh good, someone who hasn't actually looked at the game at all has joined the thread.

>> No.23302528

>>23302470
By showing them actual monsters with rules and stuff like these >>23220704
>>23220720
>>23220758
>>23220772
>>23220796
>>23220829
>>23220879
>>23220902
>>23220943

>> No.23302566

>>23302470
It will beasy. The girls I game with are all reasonable people who are able to enjoy a game and judge it on its own merits, instead of promo art having nothing to do withthe game.

>> No.23302591

>>23302528
But then there's this:
>>23246525
Why the fuck would you want to play this when there are games where you don't have to explain that the tittymonster and most of the promo art isn't what the game is about?

>> No.23302627

>>23302591
That model doesn't either have rules, it is not in the game, in fact it wasn't even part of the kick-starter.

>> No.23302650

Anyone have any idea when the KD:M survey will be out?

>> No.23302673

>>23302591
Also here is some real game related art.

>> No.23302676

>>23302627
It's one of the first things people hear about the game, and there's an interview in this very thread where they admit they're pushing the cheesecake to sell more. If you have to ignore most of what the publisher puts out about a game maybe it's not a very good game?

>> No.23302712

>> No.23302716

>>23302591
>why would anyobe ever play DnD3.5, when there are games that DONT. Have a book of erotic fantasy
That is how fucking stupid your argument sounds to anyone who has actually followed the kickstarter.

Actually no, your argumentis even worse, cause BOEF was actually part of 3.5, while that monster has absolutely no ways to make it anywhere close to usable in the game.

>> No.23302731 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 

>>23302712
And this one just popped up

>> No.23302734

>>23220659
>>23220683
>>23220704
>>23220720
>>23220758
>>23220772
>>23220796
>>23220829
>>23220856
>>23220879
>>23220902
>>23220943
>>23220970

>> No.23302769

>>23302716
The BOEF wasn't published by the people who wrote 3.5, or used by them to sell more 3.5 books. If the game is so great and the cheesecake and rape monsters have nothing to do with it, why do they exist?

>> No.23302780

>tit hammer

>> No.23302811

>>23302676
Well then that's still pretty foolish of you, since your not judging the game by it's own actual merits. Not to mention there are still a lot more not-Cheesecake models than ones of the cheesecake variety, I counted 55 individual normal models posted in this thread alone, while there only exists a total of 12 pin-ups(17 if you include kick-starter only promo figures). Oh and that thing about pushing the cheesecake was only meant for the purpose of the kick-starter, not overall.

>> No.23302831

>>23302769
To garner kick-starter support of course, oh and the penis moster weren't even created for this game.

>> No.23302848

>>23302731

Thank ya kindly.

>> No.23302857

>>23302676
>>23302591
Marvel is owned by Disney, which makes Kingdom Hearts with Square.

Spider-Man is nothing but belts and zippers.

>> No.23302859

>>23302676
[citation needed]
There is an interview where he says he basically did them to get his sculptors interested in the game, and attract interest of other sculptors, because high quality sculptors do porn.

I don't see any interviews where he says what you said. Let alone in this thread.

>> No.23302898

>>23302859
do you honestly think the only high quality sculptors are the ones who do porn?

>> No.23302907

nerds sure do get defensive when you point out how creepy they are

>> No.23302932

>> No.23302941

Have i understood this game right? Is this game like a mix of warhammer 40k, warhammer fantasy and tits?

>> No.23302945

>> No.23302956

>>23302731

So where did she find that thong? Or did she fashion it from the skin of a displacer beast or what?

>> No.23302974

>>23302907
>joke's on you I was only pretending

>> No.23302975

>>23302941
Not in the slightest, it's Monster Hunter combined with Dark Souls and a minor civilization building element.

>> No.23302996

>>23302956
same place she found the makeup, skin lotion, and breast implants. all common things in my grimdark game that is very mature and not at all pandering to neckbeards

>> No.23303000

>>23302975
And what I call "Progressive mini conversion".

>> No.23303019

>>23302996

It's impossible to have a mature game that does not pander to neckbeards.

>>>/tumblr/

>> No.23303034

>>23302996
Pin-ups may be pandering but they're still not in any way canonical.

>> No.23303043

>>23303000
obviously the woman has her breasts exposed because material is so rare. it's not cheesecake this brilliant game is showing the dark realities of the world no mom don't look at my computer screen i'm not jerking off

>> No.23303075

>>23303019
exactly. mature means tits and rape everywhere. why don't those stupid cunts understand that games for adults mean naked slave girls with perfect hair and makeup being raped forever.

>> No.23303081

>>23303043
No, it's because the Sunstalker that this armour is made of really likes cheescake and this is a way of honouring its death.

>> No.23303102

Just a small, but valid, question. This game is about a world where resources are sparce at best, and non-existant at worse, where do you guys think they attain all of this clothes?

Answer: They don't. They cover what they can with what little they have to stay warm.

>> No.23303106

>>23303043
>not jerking off.

Son I am disappoint.

>> No.23303115

>> No.23303116

>>23303034
right! I mean the publisher has just thoughtfully given us jerk off material along with the game, I don't see why this should reflect on it in any way. I know I give my bros porn along with unrelated things all the time.

>> No.23303117

>>23303081
Gotta say that is an odd thumbnail for that picture.

>> No.23303155

>>23303116
It's not like anyone is forcing you to buy them, since they are entirely optional purchases.

>> No.23303179

>>23302898
That's not exactly what he says but the particular sculptors and artists he got to work with enjoy the pin ups and it's basically a deal where they are allowed to make what they like if the also make what he needs for the game.

Also yeah in general a lot of good artists working with any medium do nudes and plenty of them enjoy not quite so tasteful nudes as well. Comes as a surprise sometimes but that's how it is, they are only human.

>> No.23303181

>>23303155
you're still creepy as shit for liking this game

>> No.23303191

>>23303106
Now with actual armour

>> No.23303228

>>23303181
liking plump babes is creepy?

>> No.23303239

>>23302456
Sunstalker. I want to see some sculpts.

>> No.23303253

>>23303228
sticking porn into shit that isn't about sex is pretty creepy, yeah

>> No.23303257

>>23303155
>It's not like anyone is forcing you to buy them, since they are entirely optional purchases.

The cheesecake is optional?

>> No.23303258

>>23303181
I bought this game for these models
>>23220659
>>23220683
>>23220704
>>23220720
>>23220758
>>23220772
>>23220796
>>23220829
>>23220943
All I want is cool monster

>> No.23303263

>>23303253
like advertising?

>> No.23303267

>>23303181
>>23303116
>>23303043
>>23303075
>>23302996
>>23302907
>>23302676
>>23302591
>>23302470
>>23302348
Reported.

>> No.23303281

>>23303257
Yes, not included in the game and only appears in one expansion, and that's just if you bought via kick-starter.

>> No.23303282

>>23275268

Why didn't she use those bandages on her forearms to cover her breasts?

>> No.23303283

>>23303267
+1

>> No.23303286

>>23303257
>cheesecake is optional?
Not when I'm around!

>> No.23303290

>>23302591
>>23302470
I'm not a social cripple who can't look people in the eyes or form a coherent sentence.

>> No.23303331

>>23303263
yes? it's actually a pretty big problem even when it's not as blatant as kingdom death?

>> No.23303348

>>23303253
How can you stick porn into something that is already about sex? Like a sexual education class porn or a observing wild animals have sex porn?

>> No.23303382

>>23303290
Your friend comes up to you and says "Hey anon, this company seems to make a lot of things that are pretty fucking creepy. I didn't think you were like that, what gives?"

>> No.23303462

>>23303382
"Well then rest assured friend that I have purchased no such items from them, only these here beauties >>23303258 "
Also most of my friends are either very accepting or huge perverts themselves, so I doubt any of them would care.

>> No.23303464

>>23302456
Flower Knight, Dung Beetle Knight, Lion Knight and Lantern Festival. Feces will be so capital.

>> No.23303467

>>23303331
Oh really it's a problem? Why is that? Feeling uncomfortable with sex? Let me guess, violence is a ok?

>> No.23303493

>>23303382
I respond, "None of it is in the box of the game that I am asking you to play. Maybe you should get the sand out of your vagina."

>> No.23303500

>>23303467
>Oh really it's a problem? Why is that?

Because MUH PATRIARCHY.

>> No.23303511

>>23303462
"But the lion knight still has a bunch of naked women around it, and I don't feel comfortable giving money to a company that makes rape monster statues. Plus a lot of the female armor designs have tit windows."

And I don't think "But I have friends who are creepy too" is a great defense.

>> No.23303512

>>23303382
"Hey anon, that's an odd way to greet someone! But yeah you know I like fucking creepy stuff as you should remember from the times we watched horror movies together. Have you seen the pin ups too? I prefer a good hard dicking to tits & ass but I like the regeneration suit one."

>> No.23303536

>>23303467
It's a problem because it encourages men to see women as objects and things to be fucked instead of people. Violence isn't okay.

>> No.23303552

>>23303511
"Oh, didn't you read up on the lion king? He's a lover of arts, those are his muses, not his slaves. He dislikes violence. Also I didn't know you've become a caricature of a feminist, vegan, trans, liberal tumblr user, that's unfortunate."

>> No.23303561

>>23303512
"Welp time to leave as quickly as possible and never talk to this person again, hope he has fun spending the rest of his life communicating only on the internet"

>> No.23303602

>>23303511
Most video games have worse nudity than that, and I thing they can handle a few exposed breasts and women in bikinis, they have after all been to the beach before. Also "no one I know would care" is a great defence, after all they don't care so we can all just sit down and play the game,

>> No.23303613

>>23303512

And then he says he likes them too... Then hot nerd loving commences consensually.

>> No.23303621

>>23303536
[citation needed], right? Because the way things are now, pretty much every male men would look at women as an object.
Btw, I'm pretty sure women in 2nd and 3rd world countries are treated a jillion times more as an object to fuck. And I don't think they have a lot of sexist advertising there. Nor a Kingdom Death Kickstarter.

>> No.23303645

>>23303561
My god must you have some shallow and awful friends to leave you at the first sight of abnormality.

>> No.23303650

>>23303511
"Gosh, you're right... I guess I'll stop playing role-playing games, reading comic books, watching anime, playing video games, or purchasing anything that has ever had a television advertisement. I'll just read Sinfest instead, as it is morally wholesome."

>> No.23303656

>>23303561
"Don't worry, bro. I'll still be here with the rest of our friends when the drugs wear off."

>> No.23303670

>>23303552
"Gosh, I didn't say anything about slaves, I just prefer to play games that aren't filled with naked women everywhere because I'm not a teenage boy or a neckbeard. Also if you think being uncomfortable with penis titty monsters who constantly impregnate women makes me trans, you're probably not a very good person. I'm glad we had this talk, so I know never to be in a room alone with you."

>> No.23303672

>>23303621
-male :(

>> No.23303697

>>23303670
"It's okay, you can stop pretending now and look at the game box. Look it has a lion and a phoenix, I know you like lions and phoenixes!"

>> No.23303727

>>23303621
Every male looks on women as an object, I don't see why we should try to change this? Also we need to fix every problem in the world by order of badness, because humans are incapable to working on more than one thing at once. Sorry cancer patients, people are starving in africa, no treatment for you.

>> No.23303728

>>23303670
Anybody else notice that around the time that faggot that spammed the cheesecake stopped posting, this faggot started? I wonder if there's any relation...

>> No.23303745

>>23303697
"Are you ADD? "

>> No.23303760

>>23303650
>sinfest
>not cheesecake
what

>> No.23303782

>>23303602
Videogames get to be shitty, why don't I get to be equally shitty? Also I don't understand the difference between a woman choosing to dress a certain way and a male artist designing a warrior with her chest exposed

>> No.23303783

>>23303760
Haven't been on /co/ lately, huh? He has renounced his evil ways and now only makes comics about how men are evil and the patriarchy controls everything and women should be treated with respect. It's super progressive.

>> No.23303787

>>23303745
"That's rude you able-bodied cis scum."

>> No.23303815

>>23303787
"Hey buddy, don't go all trans on me."

>> No.23303889

>>23303782

>> No.23303958

At the risk of putting everybody back on topic,

What did/is everyone going to get?
What are you going to add when you get the pledge manager?


>>23303889
That background looks really familiar.

>> No.23303978

>>23303782
What the hell are you even doing on 4chan of all places if you can't handle a bit of nudity and sexiness?
Not to mention I still don't see what the problem with female nudity is, do you honestly mean that men have so little self control or capability for independent thought that by seeing some naked women posing in a provocative way they instantly (or even gradually begin to) believe that women are no more than objects to be fucked?
Are you implying that people should be stripped of their freedom of speech because of your warped and oversimplified views of society and the human mind?
For a summarized Quote on why you are wrong
"Face facts, ladies: people always have and always will objectify the people they're attracted to. Men who wanna fuck women objectify women (at places like Hooters); women who want to fuck men objectify men (at places like Centerfolds). Gay men objectify other men (at places like Ashton Kutcher's asscrack), lesbians objectify other women (at places where Venus and Serena play tennis). The urge to objectify is universal, and so long as it's fairly and respectfully indulged, it's not offensive, not a problem, and not news."

>> No.23304019

"There's only a bit of sex guys!!!"
>>23246525
wow that seems pretty respectful to me

>> No.23304051

>>23304019
That isn't even from this game

>> No.23304079

>>23304019

>> No.23304132

>>23303958
Everything that adds to the gameplay. I would've liked to also get bases for everything, but I only have Baby's First Credit Card, so I had to stop at $600.

>> No.23304563

>>23303760

Hasn't been in a long long time, man. About 2 years, I guess.

>> No.23304892

>>23304132
Survivor+all expansions+messangers+Nico. Wanted all the gameplay content. Not sure what I will do with Nico. With any luck I will be able to trash her and repurpose her chair. I'm really just buying her for the one card she comes with.
>>23303958
Forge some extras. Or buy some bases from Secret Weapon, they have some nice ones.

>> No.23305125

>>23303958
Gonna change some stuff around and add a little.
See picture: initial pledge and now. Gonna try not to fall for the Gorm balls.

>> No.23305402

>>23304892
http://www.secretweaponminiatures.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=79_2_63&products_id=420

http://www.secretweaponminiatures.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=79_2_63&products_id=299

Here are some fitting for KDM. They aren't quite stone faces, but are nice.

>> No.23306845

>>23305402
Oh man those are sweet. Do they have bases big enough for the monsters?

>>
Name (leave empty)
Comment (leave empty)
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Password [?]Password used for file deletion.
Captcha
Action